Love your report so far! I'm eager to hear about a non-stop cross country journey and I think you may be crazy. But I like crazy.
I would classify myself as quite crazy so I am glad you approve
Makes life a little more interesting...
Some things:
My husband and I also got married in Vegas but I opted to not have Elvis marry us. Elvis was not happy.
Oh my gosh, our Elvis was the biggest jerk!! He did NOT want to be there.
It actually made the day even more amazing and hilarious- we could not stop laughing at his disinterest in the whole event. Even in our photos you can even see how much he had just 'checked out'. I can totally see the appeal of the no Elvis wedding haha
I am also a bad trip reporter (um, you can click the link at the bottom if anyone wants to, just saying) and didn't take pictures of food. But really there are so many, so why add to the mass?
Totally checking yours out when I finish this! You are right, so many amazing food pictures on here already. Also I am vegetarian, gluten free with limited dairy so a lot of people aren't exactly enthralled by the type of foods I eat
Moth City? EEEEEK! I would have remained in the car.
I honestly think if the moths are taking up every inch of air at your gas station you should offer some other method of filling up cars...
I CANNOT believe the wallet and pillow were recovered! Amazing! Will that be good karma for the rest of the trip? Hmmm. Trying to decide if good things happening or bad things happening make a better trip report. I'm sure you'll make either funny.
I honestly can't believe it either!! It was a nice little taste of good luck before all the bad luck that followed unfortunately! But it is hilarious bad luck which is always good in hindsight. That's so sweet! Thank you!!
Many, many years ago I worked at Denny's. I'm sorry.
Don't ever apologise for that! Denny's saved us many a time when nothing was open and our stomachs were screaming for mountains of food!
Why do men think beef jerky is good traveling food? My husband thinks so and also thought it would be good waiting-for-the-birth-of-our-daughter food. He was wrong.
Ok men here is a hint: If it makes the car smell like musty beef for hours after consumption,it's not the ideal car trip food.... or pre birth of your child food for that matter!
Do 5-hour energy drinks work?
Um yes and no... the no is a very dramatic chapter all on it's own.
So scary that the hitchhiker showed up again. Are you sure this isn't the plot for Harold and Kuman Go to White Castle?
SO SCARY! Who picked him up??
It's starting to sound that way isn't it.
Can't wait for more. I love your writing style. I'll give you a plug on my report (did I mention I have one?). Maybe you'll get two more readers.