What's the funniest thing a cast member has ever said to you?

[JCH]

A few years ago getting on ToT, in creepy bellhop voice "to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box...to the left"

We were crying laughing and he still kept a straight face.

 

[JCH]

Oh! I just remembered another! Leaving AK on the tram

"Welcome to everyone's favorite ride! The FIVE MILE AN HOUR UUUUUU TUUUUURN!!!!" He then read all the rules in his "extreme voice" and had us dying. We got off, but heard him still using the voice, telling the people still on the tram "Guess what! It's that time again. That's right...one more...FIVE MILE AN HOUR UUUUU TUUUURN!!!"

 

[JCH]

Yep..that's right..mentioned this to DH and have one more!

He'd been looking everywhere for Churros during SWW. He saw them in the Darth's Mall, but the line was too long. He seriously went across the whole park. Finally, he was going to try one last place and meet us in Fantasmic. We waiting for him across the stroller area (my friend and her baby were with us), and there...right by the strollers...were the elusive churros.

I point them out to DH, but he didn't want "pity" churros, and he resigned himself to a brownie. The CM heard us and said "Oh sir, these are not pity churros, these are churros,,,of destiny!" DH was unable to say to churros of destiny, so I was painfully forced to eat his brownie.

 

[Happy Mom2]

These are HI LARIOUS!!!!

 

[SenecaWolf]

Little background, my DD is a HUGE anime geek. So she was wearing a Pikachu string bag at Disney, complete with face, ears etc....

We were heading out of Epcot on the monorail. While waiting at the platform the CM come up to DD and says, "Hey, you look like someone who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was!" (For those who don't know, this is the opening line to the original Pokemon theme song) DD looks in shock and finally says, "Why yes, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my call!" (second line) They then proceded to go into a very intense pokemon conversation.

Also at HS we learned that Phineas likes Pikachu! They had just finished their pics and were walking away when Phineas goes up and tugs on one of the ears on her bag. She turns around to see who grabbed her and she see's Phineas behind her pointing at the bag, she didn't quite catch on to what he was getting at until all of a sudden he crouched down and acted out Pikachu's 'charging' stance!!

DD was like Look mom, even at Disney they know Pokemon!

The CM's are definitely a major source of the magic

 

[icesk8abc]

We went to Disney with my sister's family. My niece was celebrating her 8th birthday at Animal Kingdom. They wanted character autographs, so we got in line. When we got to the front of the line, the cast member made a big deal out of her birthday and she felt pretty special until he said..."Ok princess, now go get your self a giant birthday hug of Pooh".

 

[ilovezach33]

A few years ago getting on ToT, in creepy bellhop voice "to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box...to the left"

We were crying laughing and he still kept a straight face.

Oh my goodness! I would have died laughing!

 

[LockShockBarrel]

Coming into the African veldt scene in Jungle Cruise...

"...and here we are at the African veldt. Animals you can expect to see here are wildebeast, zebras, and up on those rocks you can see the lions with their lunch. But best of all here's the rare African man eating duck! *points to real duck in the water*"

 

[fallen_angel727]

Mine was from our DME driver just a few weeks back (Bill Murphy I believe his name was)...he was saying how WDW get more tourists then Disneyland each year and he said something to effect of "Florida does a lot of stuff right apparently...except for voting" we our entire bus bust out laughing (apparently we were a bus of politics buffs )

I still laugh when I think of it

Oh and back in 2000, I was walking though Fantasy Land with my parents when the Mad Hatter come by, leave his handler, taps me on the shoulder. I turn around and he says "eat any good tin cans lately?" I was so confused until my dad said he probably noticed my brances when we were meeting him and Alice a few minutes ealier

 

[DisneyHardin]

We walking into MK on our first day, came around that corner and saw the castle for the first time. I, of course, stopped and started taking pictures. A CM rushed up to me and said "Ma'am, you aren't allowed to take pictures here." I got the most confused look on my face and then she started cracking up. She almost had me for a minute there.

 

[DisneyPrideBaby]

When I met Rapunzel I was wearing a Hairspray the musical shirt and Rapunzel said with a super excited voice "hairspray! I love hairspray!" So I said you probably use a lot of it.. And she said, "I buy it by the gallon!" It was so cute and funny. But as far as CMs.. This might be more a bit sweet than funny, but I was wearing a b-day pin when I went to pick up my food at AK. The CM told me where the condiments were in a rather serious tone. Then he said, "oh and one more thing..." I thought, oh no! I probably did something wrong! But then he sang happy birthday to me! It made me laugh bc he had been soooo serious.

 

[jennyl772003]

This was a few years ago in the pin store in Frontierland (I think). A CM came up to my DH, pooh sized, rubbed his belly, and then said she was rubbing the Buddha for good luck.

It was so unexpected. People are weirdly drawn to my DH like that...

 

[DWHoneymoon]

These are so funny!! I hope for some extra laughs like these when we go in October!

 

[gigglingponies]

The funniest thing I ever hear at Disney World was on the Jungle Cruise during Spring Break 2011. We were at the end of our tour, waiting for the boat infront of us to unload, after a few jokes about the dock the tour guide asked "Does anyone have any questions?"

A little boy raised his hand and very patiently waited for the CM to pick him. When he finally asked the little guy what his question was the boy replied "There are two ducks in the water!" pointing at two live ducks by the dock.

The tour guide replied very seriously "well that's more of a statement than a question..." then after a comical pause praised the little guy for "spotting the only live animals on the tour". Our whole boat roared with laughter.

 

[luvthatduke]

At HS 3 years ago, we were standing in line to meet the Queen.
My (then) very young son got shy so I walked up
and DH got ready to take a picture.
I was wearing a small tiara instead of ears that trip,
and she looked me up and down very slowly.
She then sneered at me and asked,
"How dare you wear a crown in MY PARK!"

I cracked up, she stayed in character (of course!).

 

[pg0314]

Posted this a while ago in another thread so I'm just copying and pasting here: This happened almost 20 years ago, but I remember it as if it were yesterday! We were seated in the balcony for the Hoop-Dee-Do-Revue so we had to swivel around in our seats to watch the show. That meant our backs were to the table so we didn't notice the servers sneaking in with the first course. At a certain point in the song, all the servers slammed their metal buckets full of fried chicken down onto the metal dinner plates. It was like a canon going off and everyone jumped and laughed.

So, the song ended and we all served ourselves from the bucket of chicken. Our server (who missed his calling as a stand up comedian) came back with the next course, also in a metal bucket. He lifted it up as if to slam it down on the plates and then did a double take when he saw the food already there. He looked at the chicken breast on my friend's plate, then looked at her, then back at the plate. Then with a perfectly straight face he said, "Pardon me, ma'am but could you lift up your breast?" Well, we just lost it! We probably missed half the show because we just could not stop laughing. And everytime the server came back, he'd give us a smirky little smile or crack a joke and we'd be off again. It reached the point where we wouldn't even look the server in the eye because just the sight of him sent us into hysterics.

The Hoop-Dee-Do-Revue was okay but it was really the server who made our night. Needless to say, he got a big tip!
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[wdwmom0f3]

We have had so many funny moments at Disney. One night I was videoing on the Jungle Cruise and we had the funniest tour guide. He was saying things about Hannah Montanna and the Jonas Brothers that had the kids cracking up. After every little funny joke that he would say he would turn to me and say that was for our friends on YouTube! he made several wise cracks to me about it. He was fantastic! He had all of us laughing so hard, and i didn't have the heart to tell him I had no clue how to put the video on YouTube. he was the best guide we have ever had there.

 

[smallworldnh]

Those were terrific stories! I totally enjoyed reading these - thanks for the smiles with my morning coffee! Keep 'em coming please!

 

[disneydreamingdebby]

Not a cast member but in Disney...

Walking through Epcot, I overhead a dad say to his child: "If someone steals you, I'll be mad. I could have gotten money for you."

 

[lmbcdb]

On Pirates of the Caribbean...

As the boat is pulling up to the end of the ride, the CM with the microphone starts singing...

"Yo ho, yo ho, it's time to get off the boat."