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Ownage. Squirrel!

Clearly this was a situation where the rule of thumb should have kicked in. I.E. if the stump is bigger around than your thumb, load it up with dynamite and make it go boom.

You know the origin of the phrase" rule of thumb"? I'm telling your wife you subscribe to that mentality and see what happens at the Rafiki household.
 
The bad news was that I had to head to the medicine cabinet and pull out the orange bottles from my visit the the dr. a few months ago when I threw out my back. Apparently rolling heavy chunks of wood into the bucket when I was cleaning up wasn't a good idea.:headache:.

I have some flexeril and lortab from the last time I threw my back out. Ouch. Next time - dynamite or throw a chain around it and rip it out with your truck.
 
I have some flexeril and lortab from the last time I threw my back out. Ouch. Next time - dynamite or throw a chain around it and rip it out with your truck.
I actually had just finished that job shortly before the draft last night. I sat down on the couch with the laptop and everything just stiffened up. When we got done drafting I couldn't hardly stand up. That's when I found some pills and went to bed.:lmao:
 
We ate lunch on the boat, and the hour slipped away faster than expected (and led to discussions about boat rental vs. purchase when the grandparents live 5 minutes from such a terrific lake). After a brief break back at the house, we headed out to the park in the center of downtown Clear Lake.
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By the time we headed back to the house, the kids were well and truly exhausted.
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Around 3 p.m., we started noticing that The Bug had developed a really deep, barky cough. It got progressively worse as the day wore on. He throat was really sore - so much so that she barely ate any dinner. And while Squeaker was exhausted and ready for bed by 7:30 p.m., The Bug was headed to the hospital with Mrs. AJRitz and the in-laws (my Father-in-Law is a doctor). I finally went to bed at around 11:30 p.m. The Bug and her entourage didn't get home until about 3:30 a.m.

Meanwhile, while Squeaker was legitimately exhausted at 7:30 p.m., his body decided that nine hours was enough sleep, and he was ready to get up at 4:30 a.m. I pulled him into bed with me (Mrs. AJRitz was sleeping in another room with The Bug) and got him to at least lay down and snooze until 6 a.m., at which point it was either get up with him or let him wander the house by himself. Yeah. I got up.

Thank God for Disney Channel! We watched some Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, and Good Luck Charlie -- or, more accurately, Squeaker watched while I dozed on the sofa.

We packed up and headed for home pretty much as soon as everyone was awake and capable in the morning. We wanted to get home as early as possible, because The Bug's cough gets worse the later in the day it is. She's home from school today, and heading to the doctor in a couple of hours. What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.
 
Oh no, Aaron! Sorry to hear that the nice weekend with the grandparents turned into another trip to the hospital for the Bug. I hope you can get the referral and finally find out what is causing her issues so that you can get it taken care of.
 
Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:
 
...Around 3 p.m., we started noticing that The Bug had developed a really deep, barky cough. It got progressively worse as the day wore on. He throat was really sore - so much so that she barely ate any dinner. And while Squeaker was exhausted and ready for bed by 7:30 p.m., The Bug was headed to the hospital with Mrs. AJRitz and the in-laws (my Father-in-Law is a doctor). I finally went to bed at around 11:30 p.m. The Bug and her entourage didn't get home until about 3:30 a.m.... So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.

Hope things improve for your DD!
 


Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

Praying you have a safe trip and do your best.
 
Casey, sending pixie dust covered bacon your way, good luck. Just be yourself and you will do fine. :thumbsup2 <--- thumb

Aaron, praying for Bug and your family.
 
Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

Good luck, we're all counting on you!
To avoid nerves, just imagine the person with whom you're interviewing with Jasmine's cleavage. :cool2:
 
She's home from school today, and heading to the doctor in a couple of hours. What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.

There's gotta be a common cause for these symptoms. You have an excellent children's hospital near you. Will be praying they figure it out soon!
 
You know the origin of the phrase" rule of thumb"? I'm telling your wife you subscribe to that mentality and see what happens at the Rafiki household.
Yes, I do. And no, it would not be pretty at the Rafiki household if she believed that I followed that rule. :scared1:

We packed up and headed for home pretty much as soon as everyone was awake and capable in the morning. We wanted to get home as early as possible, because The Bug's cough gets worse the later in the day it is. She's home from school today, and heading to the doctor in a couple of hours. What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.
Oh no! Here's to hoping and praying for a good referral and a quick diagnosis for the Bug!

Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:
A few threads ago (maybe more, maybe less, who can tell at the rate these things go) it was determined that the opposite of Peanut Butter and Beverly was {Insert your favorite Princess}'s Kiss. So, with a little Cindrella's Kiss, some Ariel's Kiss, and a whole bunch of Jasmine's Kiss, you should make it in plenty time for the interview and work. :thumbsup2
 
AARON..... i hope shes feeling better soon.wow, it came out of know where. sounds like you guys had a good time at the lake. man is he getting big!! at least you got time before your trip. put her in our prayers.
 
What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.

Ugh. Sounds awful! I hope they can see her quickly and get her treated. Sorry it ended on such a downer.

Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

Well, let's look at this as a good thing! Hope it goes well.
 
To avoid nerves, just imagine the person with whom you're interviewing with Jasmine's cleavage. :cool2:

And just one final question, Mr. Katoot. I'm a 50 year old Korean Man. Why have you been staring at my chest and drooling for this entire interview?
 
Ownage. Squirrel!



You know the origin of the phrase" rule of thumb"? I'm telling your wife you subscribe to that mentality and see what happens at the Rafiki household.

:lmao: squirrel!!!! i was waiting for tammy to come out of the hair place on sat. morning and i pulled in behind a pick up truck, he had a bumper sticker, i had to laugh, " squirrel, natures little speed bumps" :lmao:
 
Now I get it.

See, I thought the otter was a beaver.

So I read it as "a damn" but now that I realize it's "an otter (other)" I feel much better about it.

See, it was the same message, but a very different attitude about it.

Again, congrat's TL.

:lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao:

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

Sending good thoughts your way. :goodvibes You'll do great! :thumbsup2 <= Thumb!!!!

We packed up and headed for home pretty much as soon as everyone was awake and capable in the morning. We wanted to get home as early as possible, because The Bug's cough gets worse the later in the day it is. She's home from school today, and heading to the doctor in a couple of hours. What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.

Aaron, will be praying for you and the the fam, and hoping that everything goes well with The Bug.
 
Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

good luck with the interview!!! and the drive!!! just use the international wave!!!
 
Now I get it.

See, I thought the otter was a beaver.

So I read it as "a damn" but now that I realize it's "an otter (other)" I feel much better about it.

See, it was the same message, but a very different attitude about it.

Again, congrat's TL.

:lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao:

:rotfl2::lmao::rotfl2:
That's too funny.


No, my days of being important and necessary for the survival of humanity are over. Back to peon status for me.

Wow, it must be a Monday. You guys don't even have the energy to pile on with witty insults.

I was going easy on you as we're all just glad the DeDOT is back to being unnecessary. :rotfl2:

Wait, isn't the National Animal of Canada the Proud and Noble Beaver? Shouldn't you know the difference?

I Am Canadian! :thumbsup2 (sorry, I thought that was the follow up)

You already know what happened over my weekend. I'll post the long form here later for everyone to enjoy.

Dude, sorry to hear (on FB). Glad that you both returned under your own power though.

Around 3 p.m., we started noticing that The Bug had developed a really deep, barky cough. It got progressively worse as the day wore on. He throat was really sore - so much so that she barely ate any dinner. And while Squeaker was exhausted and ready for bed by 7:30 p.m., The Bug was headed to the hospital with Mrs. AJRitz and the in-laws (my Father-in-Law is a doctor). I finally went to bed at around 11:30 p.m. The Bug and her entourage didn't get home until about 3:30 a.m.

We packed up and headed for home pretty much as soon as everyone was awake and capable in the morning. We wanted to get home as early as possible, because The Bug's cough gets worse the later in the day it is. She's home from school today, and heading to the doctor in a couple of hours. What this cough means is that we now have three separate symptoms (eosiniphilic esophagitis, croupy cough, vocal cord dysfunction) that all originate in the area just below her vocal cords. Unfortunately, this is an area that's VERY difficult to see, because she needs to be unconscious to do a scope that goes down that far. So we're in the process of getting a referral to a doc to do that kind of scope, and hopefully get some better information to figure out how to treat this problem.

Aaron, here's hoping they can help figure out what causing these issues for her.

Holy Peanut Buttering change of plans!

So, I'm not having a phone interview...they want to meet me in person for the interview! :scared1:

Which means my wonderful, wonderful, ever-loving wife will be driving me across the country and back (about 8 hours, roundtrip...I can barely drive down the block here in Korea...traffic rules are more suggestions than actual rules) Wednesday morning/early afternoon so that I can interview with them and (hopefully) be back in time for my current job.

I have a feeling I'm gonna need all the pixie dust, cheese balls, Bacon, Anti-Beverly, Jasmine's Necklace, and everything else luck/wishes/prayers to survive that day and procure that job. I think that my recruiter talked me up so much that my work is cut out for me... :sick:

Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
I took it upon myself this summer to finally get the training wheels off of the kids bikes. My 4 year old son (Evan) took to it like a fish to water. I don't want to brag (Ok, maybe a little bit), but he has some pretty awesome natural athletic ability. His training wheels were off and it only took 3 or 4 trips down the block for him to mostly master the two wheeler.

My six year old daughter (Madison) needed more help. She's kind of one that if she can't do it perfectly the first time, she doesn't want to do it. It look a little more effort, but she eventually got decent at it.

So Sunday morning rolls around. While much of the east coast was dealing with Hurricane Irene, the weather in Wisconsin was absolutely beautiful - mid 70s and sunny. So we all decide to head down to Lake Michigan - which just under a mile from our house. DS, DW and DD all ride their bikes, but I decided to jog along with DD, as she still needed a little help once in a while.

We stopped at a park across the street from the lake and played for a little bit, but then decided to go down to the water to and dip our toes in. Now, in this particular area, between the beach and the road are 60'-70' bluffs. The city has done a very nice job putting in a biking/jogging/roller skating path along the lake. Right next to the park we were at it runs along the top of the bluff, then angles down to the beach.

We left the park, intending to cross the street and take the path down to the beach. Madison took her new found proficiency on the bike for granted and took off a little bit too quick. I sprinted after her, yelling for her to hit the breaks. She panicked and froze up. All she could do was grip the handle bars and scream. As she crossed the path heading for the bluff I got within about a foot of grabbing her, but no closer. Her bike crossed the grass strip between the trail and the edge of the bluff and started accelerating.

Luckily, the bluff is not straight down, but it is as a very steep angle - probably 75°-80°. That spot is also thick with vegetation. A lot of light, leafy underbrush types of plants, but also a lot of plants that remind me of bamboo - 6 or so feet tall and about an inch in diameter. They were hollow inside, yet had thick walls. These were our saving grace - as you hit them, they slowed you down, but then broke so it wasn't like hitting an oak tree. (Which coincidentally was just down the path)

So, Madison is on her bike, heading down the cliff. I wasn't going to let her go alone, so kept on running after her. Well at that steep of an angle, you don't run for long. I went down fast and started hitting those plants, hearing Madison screaming the entire time. The foliage was so thick that you couldn't see more than a foot or two in any direction. Not that you could anyway, going that fast everything was just a blur.

I must have taken a slightly different path down the bluff, because I saw the glittery pink and purple streamers of Madison's bike as I slid by, just to her right. She has come to a stop in a thicket of plants. Being much heavier, I had more momentum to stop and ended up sliding past her by about 7 or 8 feet. I scrambled back up to her, trying to dig my running shoes into the dirt and using the stalks of the plants as braces and anchors.

I finally reached Madison, finding her on her back, one foot caught in the bike, another tangled up in the plants about 3 feet off the ground. I tried to find out what hurt the most and she said her belly (he has about an 8 inch scrape on it) and her foot. I don't have much (or really, any) medical training, but I took it as a good sign that her head, neck or back didn't hurt. I was able to lift her, untangle her from the bike and plants and start helping her up the hill.

By this time, several people that witnessed the events came running to help. One had started down the trail we had blazed through the brush. I was able to help push Madison up to his outstretched hand and he helped pull her up to a visibly shaken Bambi an Evan. (Bambi later told me that after she jumped off her bike at the top of the bluff, Evan had grabbed her and pulled her back, fearing that she was too close to the edge.)

With the help of the random stranger, I was able to pull Madison's bike up behind me while Bambi calmed Madison down to find out if anything else hurt. In the end, all we ended up with were scratches, bruises, and one heck of a scare.

We thanked everyone that stopped to help, then walked down the paved trail to the beach. After we got back on level ground, Bambi convinced Madison to get back on her bike and ride some more. She was a bit hesitant, but she got back on started riding.

We worked on braking during the ride home, but by the time we made it back she was riding like a natural.

We always make the kids wear helmets while riding their bikes (Bambi and I do it too, lest we be hypocrites.) The kids have often seen other children in the neighborhood riding sans helmet and asked if they could. We've always said it was for their own protection. Both kids now know exactly what we mean when we say to wear your helmet for your own good.

And yes, it was pretty hard to get out of bed this morning. Not only did I fall/slide down the bluff that morning, I went back again that afternoon and climbed down, looking for my glasses. I don't remember if I had them on while I was jogging, but I certainly haven't seen them since. I have an appointment this afternoon with the optometrist to a new pair. But that's a small price to pay compared to how bad the day could have turned out.
 
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