we went there...you'll have to remember that my opinion is influenced by the fact that I live about 15 miles from Pensacola Beach...where it's possible to visit Gulf Islands National Seashore...where you can find a spot on the beach where you're the only one around....
When we got to Orient Beach, there were 4 or 5 rows of beach chairs we were assigned to...if you were not fortunate enough to some of the first ones off the bus, you ended up sitting in one of the back row of chairs...where you could barely see the beach due to the chairs/umbrellas in front of you.
As far as the nudie resort...my wife and I did walk down there...hey, we were on vacation...the kids were back at home with the grandparents...and we figured this would probably be our only chance to ever see such a place....
trust me on this...there are some
things you really don't want to see.
Seeing flabby/saggy old folks with skin like leather parading down the beach with all their junk jiggling with every step, who, in their sun-baked minds, really think they are lookin' good, can scar a person for life!!!
It's like we were in Baywatch opposite bizarro world.
I think you'd be better taking a cab where you'd have more freedom as to where you can "pitch your tent" on the beach.