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Military Fanatic
12-16-2005, 07:57 PM
if anyone has a funny joke (especially military related) post it here!

i did this because i was bored and i want to laugh


Princess Ash
12-17-2005, 01:39 AM
This is lame, and not really funny, but it's 1:40AM...

A dyslexic guy wanted to walk into a bar...but instead he walked into a bra... :rotfl2:

Hahaha, sorry...that is not to insult anyone who is dyslexic...it's just the first thing that came to mind...

12-17-2005, 11:20 AM
3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are stranded on a deserted island. a genie magically appears and grants them each 1 wish. the redhead says, "oh i miss my family so much, i want to go home!" and she appears home. the brunette says, " i have been stranded on this island for so long, i just want to go home." so she is home too. the blonde says, "oh i miss my friends so much i wish they were here with me!!" so her friends and her are all stuck on the island again. :D
not to offend anyone but that was the first one that came to my mind.

poisoned apple
12-17-2005, 11:37 AM
if you like ears, you should go out into a corn field and cut down some stalks...
sorry, i made that one up, not really funny... it kinda is ...