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florry
04-19-2005, 05:04 AM
THE SEVEN MONTHS LATE TRIP REPORT

Sorry for the slight delay in getting these reports to you!

I could spout on about “how busy I’ve been” and “how I have been too depressed at the thought of reliving the past” and probably a million other excuses – but – I have to be honest and tell you that - I have been really busy - and I have been depressed - and there are a million other reasons - erm - I’m also very lazy!

Oh well – fasten your seatbelt – hold on to your hats – keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times during this ride ‘cos here we go for the fabulous “2nd trip of a lifetime” with the FLORRIES………

This trip was 8 months in the planning for me. I bought and read all the statutory books – purchased my “leather?” bound copy of the Passporter – created spreadsheets for quiet/busy days - plotted which parks/restaurants/when/what and where – photo-copied – laminated – hole punched and filed…….JOB DONE…….now what do I do for the next 7 months?


THE LEGEND (or does that read Leg End?)

DW – Lena - the wrong side of 40-something – wearing quite well despite the years – chief navigator and extremely good at telling me where I should have turned off (after we have passed the junction!) - …..Sorry – got to stop here (ear stinging from vicious and totally unprovoked blow).

DS2 – Ricky - (Moby Rick – you’ll see later!) 15 – sullen teenager – always correct about everything – constantly asking what the time is and then contradicting the answer! – ask’s about ninety-twelve questions per hour

DD – Hannah - (Princess Perfect) – OOHH! Look at the world revolving around me! – I want….I want….I want…..(you get the picture?)

ME – Tim - Bronzed Adonis, thighs like tug boats, legs like a gazelle (Ahem!) – Formerly know as “Dad” (more usually just “oi” or “Grumpy”) – chauffer – ATM – and “weren’t you the bloke who was supposed to have planned all this?” – Severely impaired by Disneyitis and a complete Orlandophile.

Now let me just say here for the record – before you judge! – I love my wife and kids more than life itself but after 20 days of a 14 day holiday lets just say there were some moments when……….!

WARNING – The following reports will be Boring, Long Winded, Repetitive and probably very similar to everyone else’s – so – I will try to “spice them up” with some SEX, DRUGS & ROCK&ROLL – well – paracetamol, Disney tunes and a rather embarrassing moment in the underwater viewing chamber at Sea world actually but that’s the best I can do……

MsPennieLane
04-19-2005, 08:00 AM
OOh a great start - you've already made me :rotfl:

Off to read the rest - even if it is 7 months late, I guess you can be forgiven ;)

Anz :earsgirl:

floridahippy
04-19-2005, 11:26 AM
Great start - off to the read the next one now - how come everyone else's trip report seems so much more entertaining than mine!!!! Probably because they are!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

KayleeUK
04-19-2005, 01:22 PM
ME – Tim - Bronzed Adonis

Well you have got my interest ;) Looking forward to them Tim :)

SusanEllen
04-19-2005, 02:24 PM
Fun reading. Thanks.

Miffy2003
04-19-2005, 03:32 PM
Great start! Off to read the rest :teeth:

wicket2005
04-19-2005, 03:36 PM
Funny reports are the best. Thanks. :rotfl:

Cyrano
04-19-2005, 04:35 PM
let the trip reading begin :teeth:

Reid

florida sun
04-19-2005, 04:58 PM
Oh Goody, another trippie, cant wait,onwards and upwards.

Sue :wave:

carolfoy
04-20-2005, 05:59 AM
LOVE IT :rotfl: