Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[disneydancer1969]

I normally disgard most of the tidbits of insanity I hear when at WDW. I write is up to youth, enthusiasm, too much sun, too many mickey bars. However, while on a bus from the ASM I overheard one self proclaimed disney afficianado declare to his "tour group" that the gold on the bottom of the castle is fake because people steal the gold. That is why disney had to place the "real" gold at the top of the castle.
I gotta tell you people, I thought I new an awfull lot about disney, but now that I know this little tidbit a pick axe and wheelbarrell will me included in my must have list for a day at the magic kingdom. :dance3:
i might have to join you on that. :lmao:

[disneydancer1969]

It took me about 7 hours total to get through this thread, but it was hilarious! I've been giggling and snorting so loudly, and everyone else in the house is asleep! :rotfl:

The only two incidents I can think of at the moment, what with it being midnight here now:

At Who Wants To Be a Millionaire-- Play It!, we were sitting waiting for the show to start, and this woman near us is enthusiastically going through her map and planning the day. "Oh, honey, look!" she says to her husband while pointing at the map. "We absolutely have to go meet these characters!"
"Which characters?" he asks.
"The Impossibles!"

:lmao:

Walking through the lobby for the WWTBAM attraction, a family stops and is looking at the model of the Disney Cruise Ship in the middle of the space. The dad asks, "Why on earth do they have a model of the Titanic here?" :rotfl:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[disneypofq05]

The funniest comments we heard were in the summer 2005. Everywhere we went we heard families arguing. We had just come out of Splash Mountain when we saw a family of 4 arguing in the shop. The mother was trying to calm the boy down and he just wasn't having it. After a few minutes of her telling him to be quiet and him not listening he says what difference does it make if we are arguing, they can't hear us \they are all arguing too, so stop telling me shut-up. The look on the boys and mothers face was priceless.

[disneydancer1969]

These are all so funny! I've been telling the "White Power (Ranger)" story to everyone! I can't stop laughing!

I started reading this thread before our trip, so I made sure to listen carefully around WDW.

Outside Haunted Mansion (next to Leota's Tombstone)

Son (a bit scared)- Dad, that thing just moved!
Dad (not really looking)-It's made of stone and metal, it did not move.
Son-I swear Dad, it moved!
Dad-You're just scared of going on the ride, you're imagining things.
(then Dad turns around in time to see Leota's eyes open, jumps about 10 feet off the ground, screams in a little girl voice "HOLY SH** she moved!")
Son-(nearly falls over laughing) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
made me laugh out loud

[DVCJones]

I was about 11 years old at the time. My family just parked the RV in the parking lot at the MK when we all head it!!!

Picture a women about 70 years "young" screaming at her 4 granchildren. She was telling them they were awful children and "when Gabrielle comes and blows his horn, they will all go straight to Hell"

I guess my whole family will be there with them as we all busted out laughing.

To this day if you mention the MK to one of my brothers, Grandma and Gabrielle are always make it into the conversation :teeth:

[BamaTigger]

I once heard a lady ask a CM in the MK WHAT TIME IS THE 3 OCLOCK PARADE!!! :confused3

The CM nice responsded with a cute little grin...MA'AM....ITS AT 3 OCLOCK.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[disneydancer1969]

On our last trip, coming off the tea cups was a character meet and greet for the white rabbit. A guy coming off behind us said, "Oh look! The Easter Bunny!" This happened in October, which makes it even funnier. LOL!

My favorite so far is the squirrel comment -- DH and I will be referring to Chip & Dale as squirrels from now on!
what makes the thing about the squirrels is that i used to think chip and dale were squirrels. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[DisneyMomof_03]

Okay - I posted this one a long time ago on another thread, but since this thread is still going, I'll add it in here!

When we visited in 1997, my boys were 5, 3 and almost 2. We bought autograph books for the older 2, but decided the youngest wouldn't understand or care. All went well for about 3/4 of the visit, until right in the middle of an autograph session with Pooh & Pals, when he suddenly realized his brothers had one and he didn't. We have it on video where you see him figuring it out and just abruptly bursting into tears in front of the characters.

But the funny part was that when we then bought him one, he wouldn't let any of the characters sign it. Every time we'd see one, they'd first sign his brothers' books, then when they reached for his book, he'd clutch it to his chest, glare at them, and say loudly "NO, MINE!" So he has an autograph book full of his scribbles and no autographs!
This is absolutely adorable!!!

[amanDUHx9]

lucky for you all, i just remembered something!

we were in line for jungle cruise, and it was really long .. and there was this family next to us that we would be standing next to, then the line moved, and we'd catch back up to them, you know what i mean .. and they are all sharing an apple .. halfway through the kid goes 'dad, i lost my tooth!' and they searched the apple, then started searching the floor, and pretty soon the whole line was in on it!

kind of sad actually .. but we got on the ride and got off, and then i think my dad mentioned it .. and we all started laughing! but i dont think he ever found it .. but it was a funny awkward moment!

[blondeheroine]

There was a man and his son on the bus who couldn't have been more than four years old. The man was going on and on to his son, playing around, telling him, "I'm a pirate. Arrr!" and singing "Yoho" to the boy.

Finally, the boy got up in the man's face and said, "You're not a pirate! You're a parent!"

I loved that.

[blondeheroine]

I once heard a lady ask a CM in the MK WHAT TIME IS THE 3 OCLOCK PARADE!!! :confused3

The CM nice responsded with a cute little grin...MA'AM....ITS AT 3 OCLOCK.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

That question is SO popular that Disney actually included it in their on-property scrapbooking quote stickers that they sell at various shops.

I've actually heard some CMs say that there is an actual answer to that. For instance, if you're sitting on Main Street, the parade starts later - obviously - because it takes a bit longer for the parade to get that far down the route. Technically, the only place the parade starts at 3 is right beside Splash Mountain, but it is still a funny question. A better way to term the question might be, "How long does it take for the parade to arrive at this spot on Main Street?" or something similar.

[jcriket]

At the end of day, we got off the tram. another family also got off. The mom started to get very upset. She kept saying where's bobby. I think she thought she left him on the tram. We got a little worried too, until the grandmother finally replied your holding him.

[JessRocks83]

Please forgive me if somebody find this inappropiat, but I thought it was pretty darn funny. Last December I was in DTD on the day we were to leave doing some last minute shopping at either World Of Disney or team mickey. I see a little boy and he is carrying around a box of golf balls with Mickey's face on them. He catches up to his mother and says "Mommy look" the mother looks at what the kid has in his hand and almost screams "Please put Mickey's balls down." :rotfl:

[shaws2003]

Please forgive me if somebody find this inappropiat, but I thought it was pretty darn funny. Last December I was in DTD on the day we were to leave doing some last minute shopping at either World Of Disney or team mickey. I see a little boy and he is carrying around a box of golf balls with Mickey's face on them. He catches up to his mother and says "Mommy look" the mother looks at what the kid has in his hand and almost screams "Please put Mickey's balls down." :rotfl:

:rotfl2:

[Syrreal]

I know there is a huge debate about parents having their kids do stuff they don't want to and I am not writing this to start that debate here- This was just really funny to hear.
We were waiting in line for pirates on Friday and there was this little boy (looked abt 8 or so) and he was telling his dad "I don't wanna ride this ride! Trust me on this dad!" The way he was saying it just had everyone in line laughing!!

Not so funny was the kid that was French Kissing the wall on Buzz Lightyear. All I could think of was how many boogers kids had put on that wall and how many people had touched it before this kid was kissing and licking it!

[FanOfStitch]

Not so funny was the kid that was French Kissing the wall on Buzz Lightyear. All I could think of was how many boogers kids had put on that wall and how many people had touched it before this kid was kissing and licking it!

:crazy2:

[DueyDooDah]

My wife and I were sitting in the circle just outside Fast Track when we heard a woman complaining about the birds on the property.

"Can't Disney do something about the birds?"

We just smiled and thought how happy we were to understand the Magic.

[Vemnox]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Where can I get a Fast-track for Fast-track..."

Or been told that it's ridiculous that you have to pay for Fastpass!

:rotfl2:

[pennylynn]

We were at MVMCP last Friday night and overheard a lady say something to the effect that she thought it was suspose to snow. Her husband (?) pointed up to the lights on Main Street and said that he could see it snowing and she replied that she didn't mean fake snow. She thought that it was going to be real snow. It was about 60 degrees out.

[blondeheroine]

We were at MVMCP last Friday night and overheard a lady say something to the effect that she thought it was suspose to snow. Her husband (?) pointed up to the lights on Main Street and said that he could see it snowing and she replied that she didn't mean fake snow. She thought that it was going to be real snow. It was about 60 degrees out.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Clampetts have finally made it to Disney World.

[hogwartsdropout]

One night after Wishes, we were all trying to get to a monorail to the T&T centre, so my family went to queue up for a monorail. It was absolutely full of hundreds of people as expected..
There were 2 cast members at the top of the ramp, stood next to the monorails. They were making everyone move right down to the end as they do.. Anyway, one of the CM's started a chant. It went like 'Move all the way to the back please folks, move all the way down to the right" Then every single guest would clap twice. :rotfl: It was SO funny and it went on forever! Something I'll never forget.

[marivaid]

Not at WDW, but a few miles away at Universal. My mom had just discovered Spongebob and fell in love with him. On the way back in the bus a bunch of kids were singing the Spongebob song, and DM had to join in, yelling at the top of her lungs "SPONGE-BOX-SQUARE-FEET!"
:rolleyes1

[HOGFAN]

One night after Wishes, we were all trying to get to a monorail to the T&T centre, so my family went to queue up for a monorail. It was absolutely full of hundreds of people as expected..
There were 2 cast members at the top of the ramp, stood next to the monorails. They were making everyone move right down to the end as they do.. Anyway, one of the CM's started a chant. It went like 'Move all the way to the back please folks, move all the way down to the right" Then every single guest would clap twice. :rotfl: It was SO funny and it went on forever! Something I'll never forget.

reminds me of one scorching summer day at Six Flags long ago. Quite a few people(including us) were standing in line for the log flume. It was one of those lines where you are constantly moving and there are TVs all along the line. Anyway, everyone was sorta sluggish and just plodding along, looking tired and sweaty,not a smile to be found. Alan Jacksons "Chasin that Neon Rainbow" started playing on the TVs. Suddenly everyone starting singing and had a bounce in their steps as we went along in line. It was really something to see and experience. :thumbsup2

[OMickeyURSoFine]

Hopefully this won't offend anyone--this happened years ago and my family and I still find it hysterical!

This came from my DSis when she and my DBIL were on one of their many Disney trips. I think this particular day they were at MK and there are a few stands that sell candied cashews, almonds, etc. which as I'm sure many of you have experienced, smell delicious and my DBIL absolutely loves. Anyway, there they are walking down the street surrounded by families with happy children when that wonderful scent wafts its way to my DSis's nose. Without thinking about it, these words come out of her mouth, "Oh, Honey, I smell your nuts!".....When I heard this I thought I would die from laughing so hard! Of course on the subsequent trips we have taken since then, I'm sure you can imagine what goes through our heads (and what comes out of our mouths) when that familiar scent fills the air! :rolleyes1

[reeeoga]

Walking out of Animal Kingdom a 11 to 13 year old boy was walking nearby. We passed the Mexican Band playing. The boy asks his Mom: "Do they come from a real country?"

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Hopefully this won't offend anyone--this happened years ago and my family and I still find it hysterical!

This came from my DSis when she and my DBIL were on one of their many Disney trips. I think this particular day they were at MK and there are a few stands that sell candied cashews, almonds, etc. which as I'm sure many of you have experienced, smell delicious and my DBIL absolutely loves. Anyway, there they are walking down the street surrounded by families with happy children when that wonderful scent wafts its way to my DSis's nose. Without thinking about it, these words come out of her mouth, "Oh, Honey, I smell your nuts!".....When I heard this I thought I would die from laughing so hard! Of course on the subsequent trips we have taken since then, I'm sure you can imagine what goes through our heads (and what comes out of our mouths) when that familiar scent fills the air! :rolleyes1

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[suzij13]

Bump Bump

[PirateChick93]

Hopefully this won't offend anyone--this happened years ago and my family and I still find it hysterical!

This came from my DSis when she and my DBIL were on one of their many Disney trips. I think this particular day they were at MK and there are a few stands that sell candied cashews, almonds, etc. which as I'm sure many of you have experienced, smell delicious and my DBIL absolutely loves. Anyway, there they are walking down the street surrounded by families with happy children when that wonderful scent wafts its way to my DSis's nose. Without thinking about it, these words come out of her mouth, "Oh, Honey, I smell your nuts!".....When I heard this I thought I would die from laughing so hard! Of course on the subsequent trips we have taken since then, I'm sure you can imagine what goes through our heads (and what comes out of our mouths) when that familiar scent fills the air! :rolleyes1
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[mickeymule]

Whilst doing the Segway tour in EPCOT, we were going by a family with a young child. The child said "Daddy, what are those?" the fathers response "Something to make people fat" ;)

[UGAFan0829]

One night after Wishes, we were all trying to get to a monorail to the T&T centre, so my family went to queue up for a monorail. It was absolutely full of hundreds of people as expected..
There were 2 cast members at the top of the ramp, stood next to the monorails. They were making everyone move right down to the end as they do.. Anyway, one of the CM's started a chant. It went like 'Move all the way to the back please folks, move all the way down to the right" Then every single guest would clap twice. :rotfl: It was SO funny and it went on forever! Something I'll never forget.

That is too funny. We heard the same little chant when we were there back in September. It was quite "catching" as I sang it in my head ALL the way back to the resort...I think my husband started to get a little annoyed after I started singing it out loud when he was trying to go to sleep! That was our first time ever at Disney, so I too will always remember that!

[travelbug]

On my trip last week, I heard a couple of funny ones from little kids.

One night I was standing on the bridge between Boardwalk and Beach Club, waiting to see the Illuminations fireworks along with some other people. There was a little boy (about 4 YO) that was growing impatient with waiting. He kept saying loudly, "Mom, when are we gonna get off this shelf?" "Mom, I don't want to stand on this shelf any more." :rotfl:

The other one was on a Disney bus. A little boy (about 3 or 4 YO) kept scampering away from his mom and running across the aisle. His mom finally said, "Do I need to come over there and get you?" The little boy replied loudly," Do I need to come over there and give YOU a wedgie?" :lmao: Most people were visibly fighting back their laughter, myself included. :joker:

[Adi12982]

When DH and I were there in July to see the additions/changes to pirates, an older gentleman kept singing, "Ho, Ho, Ho, HO a Pirates life for me."

DH and I still kid around to this day saying that is the way SANTA sings it. . .

[GreyStr0ke]

The other one was on a Disney bus. A little boy (about 3 or 4 YO) kept scampering away from his mom and running across the aisle. His mom finally said, "Do I need to come over there and get you?" The little boy replied loudly," Do I need to come over there and give YOU a wedgie?" :lmao: Most people were visibly fighting back their laughter, myself included. :joker:
:rotfl2: Those busses can make for quite a show sometimes.

[YorkieMommyKandis]

Just got back from our trip. The funniest thing we heard was last night on our tram back to our car. The guy at the back of the tram was calling out all the parking lots we were stopping at. When we got to Minnie (this was late probably around 10:30), he yelled out:

"Minnie, Minnie, Minnie. Red bull gives you wings..... Minnie, Minnie, Minnie"

My DH looked at each other and died laughing!! It's so funny all the things that the cast members throw in that most people don't even notice.


We also heard a little boy state to one of his parents as we walked by:

I am NOT! going on that ride!!! The way he said it was halarious!!

[JPN4265]

At Animal Kingdom.....What time do the fireworks start? :rotfl2:

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

Me and DBF went to Disney in Sept 2005. It was pretty empty. We decided to go on Pirates so we walked through the empty line and got onto a boat. We were the second couple on it and they had us wait for a few more people to join us. No problem, we were in no rush. The other couple was a few seats in front of us. The man kept telling the woman that there was a big drop ahead. She started to get nervous. The CM joined in telling her about the 6 story drop. A few more people get on the boat and join in telling her about the drop. She was nervous, but not freaking out. Finally we go over the drop and she starts to scream a blood curdeling scream. When the drop ends and she abruptly stops screaming and shouts "THAT was IT!?". Poor lady. She took the joke well.

[Kevenswife2]

Most all of the funny/stupid things I heard on my recent trip came straight from DH's mouth! :guilty: Calling the monorail the tram, messing up all the ride and resort names, asking me who the princess in the pink was (Sleeping Beauty) and then what was her story. Made it hard for me to believe he's married to me, a Diser! How embarrassing!!

Funniest thing he said: We were waiting in line for the bus to arrive. There was a group of mentally disabled adult males in front of us. The two in the back of the group, right in front of us, had to be in their late 30's/ early 40's. One had a very thick mustache. Anyway, the one on the left kept tapping the other on his far shoulder, flicking him on the arm, and saying, "Na-new, na-new" like Mork from Ork. DH watched them for a while and then said to me, "When we get back to Ohio I think I better have myself tested!" My thoughts EXACTLY as that's how he acts! :rotfl:

When we got home I told DH's sister about the two men and she said, "Oh, that sounds just like Keven!" EXACTLY

[tiggerwannabe]

Most all of the funny/stupid things I heard on my recent trip came straight from DH's mouth! :guilty: Calling the monorail the tram, messing up all the ride and resort names, asking me who the princess in the pink was (Sleeping Beauty) and then what was her story. Made it hard for me to believe he's married to me, a Diser! How embarrassing!!

Funniest thing he said: We were waiting in line for the bus to arrive. There was a group of mentally disabled adult males in front of us. The two in the back of the group, right in front of us, had to be in their late 30's/ early 40's. One had a very thick mustache. Anyway, the one on the left kept tapping the other on his far shoulder, flicking him on the arm, and saying, "Na-new, na-new" like Mork from Ork. DH watched them for a while and then said to me, "When we get back to Ohio I think I better have myself tested!" My thoughts EXACTLY as that's how he acts! :rotfl:

When we got home I told DH's sister about the two men and she said, "Oh, that sounds just like Keven!" EXACTLY

:lmao: :lmao:

[Kath2003]

In the line for refillable mugs at TL, a spanish-speaking couple at the front of the line, a British family (Mum, Dad, 2 sprogs) behind them and then us. The CM was having a hard time getting the concept over to the Spanish speaking couple.

The Mum of the British family turned to the rest of them and said, "Come on, I'm not waiting here while they deal with foreigners!"

Where did she think she was?? :confused3

[Kevenswife2]

In the line for refillable mugs at TL, a spanish-speaking couple at the front of the line, a British family (Mum, Dad, 2 sprogs) behind them and then us. The CM was having a hard time getting the concept over to the Spanish speaking couple.

The Mum of the British family turned to the rest of them and said, "Come on, I'm not waiting here while they deal with foreigners!"

Where did she think she was?? :confused3

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

[trypnotic]

Finally, the boy got up in the man's face and said, "You're not a pirate! You're a parent!"This reminded me of something my DD said a few weeks back - not at WDW but funny nevertheless. She recently caught the Pirates bug as well as interest in her brothers "private parts" she caught sight of in the bath tub. Now whenever they're in the tub, she yells out, "KIERAN HAS PIRATE PARTS!!!" - cracks me up everytime!

[Scoobmuzic]

Yesterday I was waiting for the new show in front of the castle, a little girl was on her mom's cell phone talking to, I think, someone back home because Mom says "tell her you are looking at Cinderella's Castle" so she repeats that into the phone then she tells the person on the phone "and there are piñata trees, see….” She then holds out to the poinsettia trees. Her mom is laughing and takes the phone back and says “she thinks you can see through the phone” it was so cute.

[themudd4]

Funny/not funny...


In june when we were in line for Muppets 3D...and little boy was running around and being...well, a little boy. The dad told him to stop and the little boy said "your no fun". The Dad grab him to him and said "were not here to have fun".
WHAT? The what the heck are you doing here? We just all laughed because how silly he sounded.

We also had this nice looking couple and their little girl approach us at POR as we were waiting for the bus to AK. She asked me what bus went to WDW? I said "your in WDW do you mean MK?" "NO," she said "we want to go to WDW." I tried to explian to her that WDW was everything but that each place had it's own name. Such as AK, EP, MGM, MK. I think she thought I was as blonde as she was. The Husband finally said "well can you tell me where the castle is?"... "SURE, that is MK." I never seen them after that...wonder if they ever found WDW?:rotfl2:

[Miz Diz]

OK KevinsWife- I've got to meet you. My DH is also Kevin and this sounds just like him. He too always messes things up - like he always calls hotels - motels - even the Grand Floridian.

[Kevenswife2]

OK KevinsWife- I've got to meet you. My DH is also Kevin and this sounds just like him. He too always messes things up - like he always calls hotels - motels - even the Grand Floridian.

The whole trip he had to look to me for the answer when someone asked where we were staying. How hard is it to remember the word Music? :confused3 And it's the same place we stayed last time, so you'd think he could remember! (Maybe he has other things on his mind...like how much the trip is costing him :guilty: )

Do you think it's somehow linked to the name Kevin?

[m3b]

We were standing waiting to ride the TOT and a Father said to his frightened very young son, "Don't worry, it's just like the Dumbo ride." Right... except you fall 13 stories multiple times with people around you screaming bloody murder.

[tiggerbell]

We were standing waiting to ride the TOT and a Father said to his frightened very young son, "Don't worry, it's just like the Dumbo ride." Right... except you fall 13 stories multiple times with people around you screaming bloody murder.

I honestly would have leaned over and asked "How??? How is it like the Dumbo ride?" because I really want to know what his answer would be... he might have had a great analogy!

Or he might have been full of crap - but I wouldn't have been able to resist that one!

[Blaynexox]

Me and DBF went to Disney in Sept 2005. It was pretty empty. We decided to go on Pirates so we walked through the empty line and got onto a boat. We were the second couple on it and they had us wait for a few more people to join us. No problem, we were in no rush. The other couple was a few seats in front of us. The man kept telling the woman that there was a big drop ahead. She started to get nervous. The CM joined in telling her about the 6 story drop. A few more people get on the boat and join in telling her about the drop. She was nervous, but not freaking out. Finally we go over the drop and she starts to scream a blood curdeling scream. When the drop ends and she abruptly stops screaming and shouts "THAT was IT!?". Poor lady. She took the joke well.


wow. i pretty much just DIED laughing!

[wise king mickey]

I've got two....

Once at the Cape May Cafe, I heard a little girl ask Minnie:

"Why does Mickey wear yellow shoes all the time?"

Don't know why this was funny- it just was.

Second, after Fantasmic one night (this is actually at Disneyland but too good to omit), everyone was getting up and leaving. A boy and girl- probably 11 and 14, respectively, picked up the fleece blankets they had camped out on, tied them around their necks, and proclaimed themselves to be Captain Girlpants and Super Squealer. I thought, huh boy, and decided to follow them. They went on Splash Mountain, Pirates, and Space Mountain, screaming like little girls, and emerging hysterical. Completely hilarious!

[PlainJane]

My mom and I were on a bus from DTD to the Contemporary. Sitting across from us was a mother and her two children, a boy about 10 and a girl about 8. The girl had just been to BBB and got the Rock chick look(I think that's what it's called, it has the hair all flipped around with colored extnsions and such) and was trying to convince her mother that her hair was stuck that way, and she wouoldn't be able to get it out when she returned to school later that week. Her mom wasn't buying of it of course, but the little girl just kept insisting "It's Stuck! You just don't get it mom it's stuck!". Her brother then piped in that she was going to get them kicked out of their private school, and that they would (gasp) have to go to public school(he seriously seemed to fear that possible outcome). I was thoroughly entertained the whole bus ride.

[ougrad86]

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

I was born and raised with the work "bubbler" in Wisconsin, and it is used in many of the states in this area. But don't even try to use the word "bubbler" outside of the eastern midwest: in all my travels outside of that area, no one uses that word. After twenty years on the east coast, I have finally learned to say water fountain.
I can't even imagine trying to navigate Disney without being able to speak English (or American, as the case may be)!

[Kath2003]

I'm British, I can assure you I've never even heard of the world "bubbler" (it's a drinking fountain) and never used the word "bangers"! Nor have I informed anyone that it's "raining cats or dogs"; my car however DOES have a bonnet and a boot, not a hood and a trunk (car, not elephant); fries are chips and chips are crisps and damn it it's jelly not jell-o and jam not jelly!

[Kimberly815]

I was born and raised with the work "bubbler" in Wisconsin, and it is used in many of the states in this area. But don't even try to use the word "bubbler" outside of the eastern midwest: in all my travels outside of that area, no one uses that word. After twenty years on the east coast, I have finally learned to say water fountain.
I can't even imagine trying to navigate Disney without being able to speak English (or American, as the case may be)!

I just had to chime in and say that up here. . .Mass, just north of Boston you hear the term "bubbler" a lot (at least in my hometown Lowell)! Although, most people say it "bubblah" once you factor in the Boston accent! :rotfl:

[hogwartsdropout]

I'm British, I can assure you I've never even heard of the world "bubbler" (it's a drinking fountain) and never used the word "bangers"! Nor have I informed anyone that it's "raining cats or dogs"; my car however DOES have a bonnet and a boot, not a hood and a trunk (car, not elephant); fries are chips and chips are crisps and damn it it's jelly not jell-o and jam not jelly!


Same as me :) I was going to post about the bubbler thing too, as I've also never heard of it (and I'm British). In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a drinking fountain here in the UK! Also if I said 'bangers' I think people would laugh at me. :rotfl2:

[marciemi]

Same as me :) I was going to post about the bubbler thing too, as I've also never heard of it (and I'm British). In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a drinking fountain here in the UK! Also if I said 'bangers' I think people would laugh at me. :rotfl2:

We recently moved to Wisconsin and bubbler is big here. In fact, the kids I work with in school didn't understand what I meant when I said "drinking fountain!" Never heard it in Michigan so it's very local I guess!

[HooKooDooKu]

Quoated from Wikipedia:

Bubbler is a trademarked name that refers to a drinking fountain.

So this whole Bubbler thing is like other "trade marks" that gets to be know so well that the "trade mark" becomes more common in speach than the real name.

Other examples:
Kleenex - name brand of a "facial tissue"
Band-Aid - name brand of an "adhesive bandage"
Coke - name brand frequently used to generically mean "soft drink"
Tylenol - name brand for Acetaminophen (though around here, "asprin" is more likely to be used for the generic word for "pain reliever")

[wise king mickey]

Just remembered- our bus driver, taking us back from EMH at Epcot, got everyone singing the mickey mouse march, blowing the horn
LOUDLY
at the end of each verse. Kept everyone from falling asleep, at least.

"M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E !"

(honk honk!)

[mikiclements]

The funniest thing I have heard came from my little neice. My mother, her grandmother, told her to "stop acting like a fool in public" my niece asked "is this public?" Grandma said "yes" Then a disappointed little voice replied "I hate public"

[tchrrx]

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[sleepyone]

The funniest thing I have heard came from my little neice. My mother, her grandmother, told her to "stop acting like a fool in public" my niece asked "is this public?" Grandma said "yes" Then a disappointed little voice replied "I hate public":rotfl2:

[Daisy'sMom]

:Pinkbounc

[Miss Jessr!ca]

i was walking though the castle and seen a lady standing there with her husband or something and said
"what is the point of the castle!? it doesnt even have anything to do with disney"
i turned to her and said "um its cinderellas castle"
she gave me alook like i was crazy and walked away


:rotfl:

[iggbees]

I just had to chime in and say that up here. . .Mass, just north of Boston you hear the term "bubbler" a lot (at least in my hometown Lowell)! Although, most people say it "bubblah" once you factor in the Boston accent! :rotfl:

yes! so true. massachusetts uses the word bubbler. i'd never heard of it until i came up here for college.

[NotUrsula]

... Her brother then piped in that she was going to get them kicked out of their private school, and that they would (gasp) have to go to public school(he seriously seemed to fear that possible outcome).

My district's public schools are an unholy mess and often dangerous. Anyone who can manage to afford it at all uses private school, usually parochial school. Not a day goes by that I don't hear some parent in my neighborhood threaten a misbehaving child with being sent to public school. We don't use that threat, but DS has picked it up by osmosis -- he is sure that public school would be a fate worse than death. He knows that not all public schools are bad, but he knows that ours are, and he doesn't want to experience them first-hand.

[granmaz]

From a father to his 2 small sons in one of the parks. 'We bring you all this way and all you want to do is play with the trash cans!'

I felt his pain!

[wise king mickey]

been reading these.

:rotfl:

[wdwpirates]

yes! so true. massachusetts uses the word bubbler. i'd never heard of it until i came up here for college.


Bubbler is what we call it here in MA. As a matter of fact I never heard the term Water Fountain, except for an actual fountain in a garden etc, until high school when a transfer student from Texas joined my English class. We said bubbler, he had no idea what we were talking about!! Poor thing was so thirsty, he had been trying to figure it out all morning!!

[DisneyChristmas]

Not the funniest ever - but amusingly true:

At MK it was the crazy hour just after the parade when every child who needs a nap goes berzerk simultaneously. Two little girls (maybe twins) at MK were sharing a stoller. One of the girls hopped out, screamed, and started punching the other girl really hard in the arm. The puncher's face was bright red with anger, and the mom was trying to pull her off of the other girl.

Another mom and child were walking by, and the child said something like "What's happening? Is it a fight?" The mom just glanced over and said "Oh, we all have our moments..."

How true! As adults we just try not to act them out.

[mtakac]

IN EPCOT

My husband and I were sitting on a bench along the path to the international gateway entrance to EPCOT. We were about 1/4 of the way down the small "hill." We were waiting for the fireworks to begin. We had some time, so I wandered over to the store that's right there. I came back to my husband about ten minutes later and there was an empty stroller a few feet in front of him. He said, you're not going to believe this. Right after you left this family unloaded their kid and just left the stroller there in the middle of the road. It was so bizarre and terribly rude. They had to pass the stroller return at the bottom of the hill to leave the park. The fireworks were about to begin, so we decided to wait until they were over and just return the stroller at the entrance about 50 feet away. A good half-hour passed since the stroller was abandoned, and low and behold, here comes the family. They plopped their kid in the stroller and went back into the park. We guessed that they were in the restroom/store and didn't want to push the kid back up the small grade of a hill.

[bdklein]

Most all of the funny/stupid things I heard on my recent trip came straight from DH's mouth! :guilty: Calling the monorail the tram, messing up all the ride and resort names, asking me who the princess in the pink was (Sleeping Beauty) and then what was her story. Made it hard for me to believe he's married to me, a Diser! How embarrassing!!


Wow! I can't believe it. How embarassing. Your husband called the monorail a tram, wasn't sure which princess wears pink, and doesn't know her story. Then he mixes up the names of the resorts and parks. I'm surprised you haven't divorced him yet.

[kupperman]

Just back and overheard a few funny things.
Waiting in line at Epcot I heard a little girl ask her sister did she know what Epcot stood for. She then told her sister that it stood for every person comes out tired. She was being very serious.

Heard behind me waiting for fantasmic after the announcment to tell everyone to remain seated in Spanish went off.
Man: That's some funny sounding English isn't it?
Woman: That was Spanish.
Man: Oh that's what that was. Did you understand it?
Woman: No
Man: Do you speak it?
I tried not to laugh out loud

Overheard behind me before the great movie ride started.
Woman: Is this going to turn into a roller coaster? (being very serious)

[summerlandjeff]

My DD12 on her first ride at Mission Space, she was 8 then, said "dad, if this space ship crashed, how do we get back to Disney World?"
I guess that's a compliment to the imagineers!

[Teresa Pitman]

I may be the only person who finds this funny, but during our recent visit (December 5 to 15) we were planning which rides we'd try. My 5-year-old grandson gets a little nervous about some of the rides, but his almost 2-year-old sister, Callista, is pretty brave. So as we were discussing the rides, my son said jokingly "Well, Callista's not afraid of nothin'" and Callista looked up and said "I not afraid of muffins, I like muffins."

It just broke me up.

Teresa

[Teresa Pitman]

We went to "It's Tough to Be a Bug" with both of the grandchildren, and 5-year-old HATED it. When he came out he said "I'm not going to that show again until I'm a hundred years old!"

Teresa

[uva185]

On the plane down to Orlando....

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 615 with non-stop service to Orlando Florida, home of the Magic Kingdom, where your money magicly disappears"

This was during spring break season so there were mostly tourists on the plane....it got a few laughs.

[Philadisney]

On the plane down to Orlando....

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome aboard flight 615 with non-stop service to Orlando Florida, home of the Magic Kingdom, where your money magicly disappears"

This was during spring break season so there were mostly tourists on the plane....it got a few laughs.

that reminds me of the song our flight attendant sang over the loudspeaker when we landed in Orlando for our May trip:

Zip a dee do dah
Zip a dee ay
Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines today
Plenty of peanuts headed your way
Zip a dee do dah
Zip a dee ay

[Ride Junkie]

Bubbler is what we call it here in MA. As a matter of fact I never heard the term Water Fountain, except for an actual fountain in a garden etc, until high school when a transfer student from Texas joined my English class. We said bubbler, he had no idea what we were talking about!! Poor thing was so thirsty, he had been trying to figure it out all morning!!

How funny, I've never heard the term "bubbler"! I don't hear water fountain much either; here in California, we usually call it a drinking fountain. If someone here were to refer to a bubbler, I would probably expect either a fizzy drink or a rude biological noise! "I feel a bubbler coming on..." :lmao:

[wise king mickey]

During one of the Spanish spiels about safety, I swear I heard "Bienvinedos, mi sombrero es [unintelligible for about three seconds] Space Mountain. something something banos." My sister, who took Spanish in high school, cracked up. When I asked her the joke, she said it roughly translated to:

My hat welcomes you to Space Mountain. Keep hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the rocket at all times, and in case of emergency, proceed directly to the gender-appropriate bathroom.

It makes you wonder what those Spanish announcements say...
Then again, my sister is a compulsive prankster. So she may have been joking. :sad2:

[Not so Dumbo]

At MGM while touring Osborne lights, my DS4, who was in a terrible mood and had just spent the last few minutes trying to catch the "snow" on his tongue yells, " It's not snow. It's soap!" He was REALLY mad about it.

[David R]

I have no idea what the story is but while heading towards the HM this afternoon I heard some man scream really loud in an upset manner "she smells like garlic!" which I found kind of humorous.

[SelfEmployedDebtFree]

Not a word, just a look. One evening while leaving Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween party,... OK let me paint you a picture.
I'm a Pirate, and my wife... She spent MONTHS on her costume. She had a long black dress, victorian style, with fish-net hose and everything all ripped up and shreaded. She looked AWESOME! Black eyeliner, pale white, and looked really dead.. She had leaves in her hair and everything.. I mean she REALLY looked like a corpse! (and she got complimented for the costume all night I may add) It was September, and we were leaving the party. This really high class lady was apparently going to pick someone up, and was walking towards the turnstiles after the party was over. She looked at my wife, and had the most horrific look on her face. She just FROZE in her tracks and kept staring in horror, and even turned around and watched her walk by. My wife bust into laughter and said "I dont think anyone informed her that your supposed to dress up."
I guess you just had to been there.

[Cmdbuddy]

Heard this one today in an AK bathroom:

Child (real angry): You're not the boss around here!
Mom: Well then who is?
Child: *pause* MICKEY MOUSE!

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

A few nights ago while waiting for the Monorail at the Grand Floridian to leave, a Woman asked the CM is this where she can find the Disney Transport Buses? I was laughing so much in my head, that someone could not realize that is not the location for the Disney Transport Buses.

[David R]

OK, not at DW, but it's related.

Yesterday I was walking out of Islands of Adventure at the end of the day and this guy behind me was talking on his cellphone and said "yeah, we just spent the day at Disneyland!"

[Cmdbuddy]

Tonight while walking into a bathroom at MK, a woman looked at me and says really loud "Where am I going?". She did a double take at the bathroom and says "This isn't where they're handing out wrist bands for Extra Magic Hours, is it?"

*sigh*...

[sunny_stace]

I forgot to enter this when I got home from my trip to the world in September but...did you all know that the renovations on POTC made it so the entire ride takes place under water!? This woman and her daughter behind us in line had my friend and I in stitches. Her daughter (about 7 or so) was a little timid about the ride and so she asked her mum about what was gonna happen. So the mother says:
"you remember the movie? Well, this is just like that only underwater! It's really fun honey."
the child starts crying in fear screaming, "no, no! I don't like being underwater!"
So I decide to turn around to stop a meaningless scene and assure the child that the ride does NOT take place underwater. With a smile I tell both mother and daughter that they will go through a misty wall that looks somewhat like a waterfall, but that is the closest they will come to being underewater. The child stops freaking and goes all smiles, the mother however, gives me the look of death and goes "thanks for spoiling it for her." The way I figure it, prepare your child for what will happen if they're a little scared! But all that over something that doesn't happen?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We also overheard a little girl's spelling lesson on the bus back to the resort after an afternoon at MGM. She is sitting with her mum and dad (she's about 4 or 5) and her dad says "did you like seeing Ariel?" and the little girl was very excited and she says "oh yes daddy!! I love Ariel!!!!!" And so dad decides to quiz her a little. "Can you spell Ariel?" he asks.
"AAAAAAAAAA-Riel!!!" she shrieks and we start giggling. The dad smiles at us and is laughing and he continues."
"Where were we today sweetie?" he asked.
"MGM! ARIEL!!!" is the little one's reply.
"can you spell mermaid?" dad asks her.
"M-M-G-G ARIEL!!! M-M-G-G ARIEL!!!!!" the little girl is screaming with joy!!!
Even now months later my friend and I will randomly say to each other "Stace? how do you spell mermaid?" and we will break up with laughter!

[tigger & mickey]

At AK in Dec. at the Pochontas and her forest friends show. The porcupine would not leave the stage even with some coaxing from the trainers, so an annoucement was made "the show is delayed due to technical difficulties and will resume shortly" It took them probably 5 minutes or so to get the animal off the stage.

[WDWRC]

How about this one from yesterday, New Year's Eve...

"I better book tonight's dinner reservation early this morning!"

I really wanted to respond with.....you probably should have booked it early in the morning 6 months ago!!

[Tink n Poohbear]

We were walking thru AK when a CM said "Good Morning!" to my DS4. DS leans out of his stroller and in a bright, happy voice, replies "I can kick my own *ss!" :eek:

DH and I were mortified! We were trying to figure out where he would have heard that, when finally realized that a DJ had said that on the radio that morning. I guess he just latched on it and picked THAT particular moment to repeat it.:blush:

[WDWFUN]

I was waiting for the boat @ WL to head to Magic Kingdom one night, it was a quiet night until I heard a DH tell his DW You can't believe anything you read on those Disney forums, you are always on them!

:laughing: I could not control myself laughing and my DH and DS looked at me confused:confused3 They didn't hear it, but I sure did.

I just wanted to share...Was this anyone's DH on the Dis Forums??:lmao:

[sleepyone]

We were walking thru AK when a CM said "Good Morning!" to my DS4. DS leans out of his stroller and in a bright, happy voice, replies "I can kick my own *ss!" :eek:

DH and I were mortified! We were trying to figure out where he would have heard that, when finally realized that a DJ had said that on the radio that morning. I guess he just latched on it and picked THAT particular moment to repeat it.:blush::rotfl:

[pampam]

How about this one from yesterday, New Year's Eve...

"I better book tonight's dinner reservation early this morning!"

I really wanted to respond with.....you probably should have booked it early in the morning 6 months ago!!

:rotfl: :sad2:

[zgirl]

Walking through a crowded Animal Kingdom we overheard a man saying to his family, "Come on now, this is Disney World, not Stressville!" We cracked up and now say that during any tense moments.

[Scraper]

Umm does this train take us to AK. No it just goes to Fronteer land and Toontown:lmao:

[TammyA]

On a recent trip when my neice was 4 yo and just beginning to read she liked to show off her new skills by reading signs. While waiting at the bus stop for a MK bus on our first day of the trip, I said, "Here comes a bus Brooke! What does it say?" She replied, " It says Disney of course Aunt Tammy. They all say Disney!" The other folks at the bus stop got a good laugh when they "overheard " this one. :laughing:

[macphrsn]

I didn't actually hear this at WDW. When we returned home from WDW 3 weeks ago my DD 7 and I were having a converation and she turned to me and said, "Mom, I smell like Disney." I just started laughing because she was so serious. Can we bottle it? :hug:

[horseshowmom]

OK, not at DW, but it's related.

Yesterday I was walking out of Islands of Adventure at the end of the day and this guy behind me was talking on his cellphone and said "yeah, we just spent the day at Disneyland!"

Do you suppose that was the Incredible Stitch Coaster he was on? Any maybe Spider Mouse? :lmao:

[jenv]

This comment was actually said by me last year when we were there.

We were at Ak in Rafiki's Planet. There was this CM bringing boxes of animals in and we were to guess what animal was in the box with a brief decription. Well, the CM gave the description and I knew what it was...so I yelled a blue, tongued skank..;) ..my husband started laughing and said it was definetely not a skank. I quick recovered by saying a skink. I don't think anyone heard but the CM and she laughed but didn't really make anything of it. Man how stupid I was...can you imagine!!:lmao:

Another was when we were at WDW in 1996. My whole entire family like 8 of us were at Planet Hollywood getting these free T-Shirts we got with our package. Well there were a couple other people by us and my younger brother farted and it totally stunk. :eek: My mom and I went to the back of the room and just waited and also because the smell was horid. My brother and his friend were snickering...they were like 13 at the time. My husband who was at the counter with my dad, slapped the counter so loud and yelled loud...ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!!!! :confused3 The CM was shocked and coundn't wait for us to leave. What hillbilllies!!:rolleyes1

[ALittleDisneyFan]

This comment actually comes from my mother, about 15 years ago.... "You better smile or I am going to punch you in the face." As if punching one of us kids in the face was going to make us smile. FTR, my mom would have never punched us in the face but she would get so mad at us for being hot and tired. You all know how last week in August weather is... Now that we're adults, my siblings and I tease my mother relentlessly about her empty threats. :lmao:

[Ride Junkie]

Another was when we were at WDW in 1996. My whole entire family like 8 of us were at Planet Hollywood getting these free T-Shirts we got with our package. Well there were a couple other people by us and my younger brother farted and it totally stunk. :eek: My mom and I went to the back of the room and just waited and also because the smell was horid. My brother and his friend were snickering...they were like 13 at the time. My husband who was at the counter with my dad, slapped the counter so loud and yelled loud...ALRIGHT WHO FARTED!!!! :confused3 The CM was shocked and coundn't wait for us to leave. What hillbilllies!!:rolleyes1

That's hilarious!!! :lmao: :rotfl2:

[disneybride96]

I love my DH, but I have to tell this.

We were doing the "Keys to the Kingdom" Tour and as an icebreaker, you had to tell who your favorite Disney Character was. After all the basics, it came my DH's turn.
"DONKEY!" he proudly proclaimed.
CM: "You mean Eeyore?"
DH: "No, Donkey from Shrek"
CM: "Huh...that's another park"

Of course, I cringed and whispered "Not Disney!" :scared:
Believe it or not, he really is a big Disney fan!

[Eeyore11081]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

2. "ET phone home"

-on Soarin' as we flew up with the balloons a la ET

[wise king mickey]

I've got a funny... one of the most boneheaded things I've ever said.

DS 14 was complaining about scratching her new bike. A CM overheard us and said....

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it. And it was a brand-new Mercedes."

"I didn't know Mercedes made bicycles." said I.

duh.

[j_dp456]

I've got a funny one.

My sister and I were watching Mickey's Philharmagic. It was the part when Donald and Ariel are singing and water is sprayed out at you. The little boy next to us asked his mom, "Is he peeing on us?" We laughed about that for a while.

[Blue Skies]

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao:

These are sooo funny! (especially the lady eating the potato on the monorail! :lmao: ) I am home sick today and reading all of these have really cheered me up!

I wish I had a good story to share - - I'll have to pay attention more during our next trip to the comments of the people around us!

[MA pigletfan]

Overheard: There was a man behind my friend and I at Splash Mountain ( circa 1999) and he must have been counting the members of his family because a loud booming voice proclaimed " Great! We will fill a log!"
to this day, we still tell each other that we will take up a log when we go on rides..guess you had to be there!

[dvc guy]

This ranks a funny or just stupid, DS 10 and I over hear this conversation last week at MGM
What time does the 3PM parade start? Makes me wonder how that found Disney at all :rotfl: : :rotfl: :rotfl: :confused3

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Hopefully this won't offend anyone--this happened years ago and my family and I still find it hysterical!

This came from my DSis when she and my DBIL were on one of their many Disney trips. I think this particular day they were at MK and there are a few stands that sell candied cashews, almonds, etc. which as I'm sure many of you have experienced, smell delicious and my DBIL absolutely loves. Anyway, there they are walking down the street surrounded by families with happy children when that wonderful scent wafts its way to my DSis's nose. Without thinking about it, these words come out of her mouth, "Oh, Honey, I smell your nuts!".....When I heard this I thought I would die from laughing so hard! Of course on the subsequent trips we have taken since then, I'm sure you can imagine what goes through our heads (and what comes out of our mouths) when that familiar scent fills the air! :rolleyes1

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Todd&Copper]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic




I always sing Rawhide on the big cattle push out of the parks. [But I am not a big ol' fat guy, I am an average-sized woman].

[Pollito916]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

When was this? You have described my cousin perfectly! :lmao:

[dsjmeadors]

Said by a man at GF about the gingerbread house

"wow they do a great job of making it look real, and wow they even bring in the fake smell"

[Uuaww]

I don't have any awesome quotes, but I do enjoy reading others quotes...

[Cee]

After singing the praises of DME to DH we are sitting on the bus at the airport
and we're waiting, and we're waiting and we're waiting and the bus still hasn't
left the airport and my DH approaches the driver and says, "Excuse me, when
does the convenience start?":confused:

[Cee]

Years ago my DD and I were taking an impromptu trip to "the World" and were
on the Mears SHuttle with many other guests. There was a young boy around
9 or 10 named "Patrick" and he just talked and talked. He was in the back and
his mother was up front with the driver. He asked things like, "Are there crocs
in these waters?" about a gazillion times. At one point he starts to say, "So,
the reason we're taking this trip is because my mom just got divorced and......"
"SHUT UP, PATRICK!" comes from the front seat. This one young guy who was
there with his girlfriend then says, "Hey, Patrick, which park are you going to
tomorrow?" "The Magic Kingdom because..........." When they finally get off
the shuttle, the young guy turns to the rest of us and says, "Okay, so everyone
knows which park to avoid tomorrow, right?" To this day, my DD and I will
randomly look at each other and say, "Are there CROCS in these waters?":confused:

[Twinklee]

During our last trip my dh and I were standing in line for the Tower of Terror and there was a man with three little girls that looked to be about 6, 8 and 10 years old. The smallest kept asking her dad if the ride was a roller coaster and he kept ignoring her. Finally he told her no and refused to explain any further. He clearly didn't want her to know what would happen on the ride. The oldest then decided to eplain what would happen saying that it picked you up and then dropped you. The smallest girl then asked the oldest in the most serious voice, "Does it drop you on your head?". I cracked up. The rest of the day dh and I would look at each other and ask, "Does it drop you on your head?" :lmao:

Later, in the same line, after it splits to go to the different elevators, we were behind two different little girl. They were discussing the part when the elevator doors open and you see the "ghosts". One asked the other, "Do we disappear too?" :rotfl:

[Andy B]

Bump

[JessiMommy]

Ok I have two....

First, we were headed back to Main Street from Tomorrowland when a father & young son has stopped to look up at the castle. Dad is holding an opened park map & looks from it to the castle & back & then says to the son. "Look son, I believe that is the Magic Kingdom!!" So cute!

Secondly, we were on the dock waiting for a boat to take us from WL to MK. When the boat arrives a lady asks the boat captain how to get to Disney World. The captain stretches out both arms & says "TA-DA!" In other words... you are already here. She was referring to the Magic Kingdom, he was telling her if it's Disney World you want, you are here! It was hillarious! After doing that, he put his arms down & proceeded to tell her the boat she was boarding would take her there. The whole thing went completely over her head. LOL!

[Andy B]

we were at typhoon lagoon our first day in the world back in july. it was lunch time and we were holding a table near the food stand, because it was extremely crowded that day and our parents were in line to get the food, so we figured they'd be here soon. anyway, there was a girl sitting next to us at another table who was holding it for her family as well. this older couple comes up to her holding their food and says "are you holding this table?" the girl says yes, and the woman says "well, you're not allowed to save tables, you know!" the girl just shrugs and continues to sit there. (my sister and i are staring at each other laughing that the lady made up something so silly) the lady gets really poed and tells her husband that she's just going to sit down on the ground next to the garbage can because they couldn't find a table and she actually did!

the best part was that there were about 6 other people holding tables (including my sister and i) but they didn't say a word to them. i guess that girl looked very intimidatable. :confused3

I have to say that my sympathies are for the older couple, I feel it is rude to save a table when others with food are walking around with their food, especially at busy times when the wait to be served can be longer than the time to eat. I know it is common but if nobody did it there would be a lot less need for it to be done.

[sha_lyn]

I have to say that my sympathies are for the older couple, I feel it is rude to save a table when others with food are walking around with their food, especially at busy times when the wait to be served can be longer than the time to eat. I know it is common but if nobody did it there would be a lot less need for it to be done.

ITA... I think it is extremely rude to hold a table while people are wandering around with trays full of food and no where to sit.

[dwaters]

ITA... I think it is extremely rude to hold a table while people are wandering around with trays full of food and no where to sit.

I disagree.
I think it's smart planning and something you kind of have to do because everyone else does it. I am not going to have my family of four stand in line with me with stroller, bags and everything while my kids get restless and bump into other people in line if I don't have to. It's not that I want people walking around with trays to not have a place to sit, but that's just the way it is.

Has anyone ever been is Cosmic Ray's at lunch time? Craziness!
It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.
Maybe they make the audio-animatronic's jokes corny on purpose so you don't stay at your table too long.
What kind of bugs are on the moon?
LUNAR-tics!

[Amps]

What's worse then the rain in Seatle? Hailing taxis in New York!

[sha_lyn]

It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.


So it's OK to hold a table for 45 min? In that time someone could finish eating
Then again I'm the type of person who would/has invite someone to sit and eat with us (at Pecos Bill's during the parade)if no tables are available, instead of sitting there at an empty table thinking "ha I beat you to it"

[iggbees]

sorry to butt in, but i didn't post that to start an argument. i thought it was weird that the woman said it was a rule that you weren't allowed to save tables. as if it were a posted rule somewhere where the tables were. my sister and i had sat down, because we thought our parents were coming and they were it just took about 5 min from the time we got our table to the time we started eating.

i also thought it was very weird that the lady sat next to the trash can instead of trying to find a table, as if to annoy the kids that were saving the table to give them dirty looks or something. i just didn't understand the logic.

also, the couple weren't really that old, i'd guess they were in their late 50's. so technically they were middle aged. i could see if they were like 70 or 80 (or even a family with little kids for that matter), i probably would have given them my table.

[Andy B]

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

Bubbler? is that American because it certainly is not English.

[marivaid]

So it's OK to hold a table for 45 min? In that time someone could finish eating
Then again I'm the type of person who would/has invite someone to sit and eat with us (at Pecos Bill's during the parade)if no tables are available, instead of sitting there at an empty table thinking "ha I beat you to it"

At the CS in Mexico, 2 old ladies held a table for over 2 hours.They didnt have food or even a drink. People with full trays were sitting on the floor and they didnt seem to care. A guy asked them if he could sit at their table just long enough to eat and they said NO, they were waiting for more people. Then I kid you not, 5mns before Illuminations their family joined them. About 8 adults and a couple kids, all they bought was churros. I thought that was so rude !! It's OK to hold a table for a few minutes, but not for hours and especially not if you don't even buy anything IMO.

That said, I agree that the comment that you're not "allowed" to save tables was funny, and I also agree that the lady probably wouldn't have tried that with an adult.It was easier to get nasty with a kid who won't dare to talk back.

[fAnnF]

The other day someone asked a bus driving CM what epcot stands for, CM said Every Page Keeps on Turning or something like that. I had to keep myself from laughing.

[Andy B]

Has anyone ever been is Cosmic Ray's at lunch time? Craziness!
It really doesn't help that there is a line for hamburgers, an seperate line for chicken, and a line for something else. You could spend forty-five minutes just getting food for all the members of your party.

Yes and you will be holding a table for forty five minutes!

[sha_lyn]

Funny comment from DD right after we returned from WDW in 2000. DD was 2 1/2 at the time. My mom came by to see us.
We were telling her about our trip and something was mentioned about DH and DD hanging out in Fantasyland while DS and I did the rides that DD was too little for.
DD pipes up
"I was too little, and daddy was too little too"

[marivaid]

At the Poly beach, waiting for the Wishes fireworks to begin...

One little girl runs in front of us towards the water and yells "I'm going to throw up!". She's immediately followed by her little brother, maybe 3 years old. The mom asks him what does he think he's doing. The little boy, with wide, excited eyes :

"I wanna watch!"

:lmao:

[Boston5602]

I just had to chime in and say that up here. . .Mass, just north of Boston you hear the term "bubbler" a lot (at least in my hometown Lowell)! Although, most people say it "bubblah" once you factor in the Boston accent! :rotfl:

I live just south of Boston and always used bubbler. When I was younger I would also ask for a tonic. They never understood that in Florida , but people back home always knew I was looking for " Soda "

[Boston5602]

At MGM while touring Osborne lights, my DS4, who was in a terrible mood and had just spent the last few minutes trying to catch the "snow" on his tongue yells, " It's not snow. It's soap!" He was REALLY mad about it.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Buzz's Buddy]

During our trip last week, my daughter and I had just entered the MK on our way to the Crystal Palace. We've been to WDW many times but had never seen the flag retreat ceremony. However, this time we happened to walk in just as the flag retreat ceremony was being held. We were a little early for our reservation, so we decided to stay around and watch.

As we were watching, a dad and daughter paused to watch next to us. The daughter asked the dad what was happening and the father said:

"They're taking down the flag because it might rain and you're not supposed to let the flag get wet" :rolleyes1

[HomeSweetDisney]

Oh, this thread is always so enjoyable to read. If I ever need something to laugh about I need not look further. All the stories here are so funny!


Maybe this is just funny to me but while I did the college program last year I saw and overheard many amusing incidents. One evening after my location had closed, I was walking my bank back to the office and I passed by The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh. There was a mom standing outside of it with her young son who looked to be maybe 5 or 6 years old. Mom looked very flustered as the boy was sitting on the ground yelling "I don't wanna get on this stupid ride, I hate Winnie the Poop!" over and over. At first I thought I heard him wrong but after hearing him repeat it over and over I realized he really was calling him "Winnie the Poop." I couldn't help but feel bad for Winnie...it's not his fault people associate his name with...well, you know. Finally mom picked him up off the ground and said "oh, you're getting on!" and left to join the rest of their party in line.

That gave me a pretty good laugh though :)

Another time I heard a rather grumpy looking husband mumbling under his breath about Mickey being "just a silly looking oversized rat dressed in an ugly suit, and I don't see what all the fuss is about."

Some people just don't get it ;)

[HomeSweetDisney]

At the Poly beach, waiting for the Wishes fireworks to begin...

One little girl runs in front of us towards the water and yells "I'm going to throw up!". She's immediately followed by her little brother, maybe 3 years old. The mom asks him what does he think he's doing. The little boy, with wide, excited eyes :

"I wanna watch!"

:lmao:


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[pampam]

I've got a funny... one of the most boneheaded things I've ever said.

DS 14 was complaining about scratching her new bike. A CM overheard us and said....

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it. And it was a brand-new Mercedes."

"I didn't know Mercedes made bicycles." said I.

duh.

I'm with you. I guess I just don't get it. Mercedes= cars or a girls name.:confused3 :confused3

[Robo]

I'm with you. I guess I just don't get it. Mercedes= cars or a girls name.:confused3 :confused3

The CM meant that the CAR that hit the bike was a new Mercedes.

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it.
And it (the car the guy was driving) was a brand-new Mercedes."

English can be a very imprecise and cofusing language.

[banarooo]

:happytv:

[pampam]

The CM meant that the CAR that hit the bike was a new Mercedes.

"My daughter left her bike in the street and some guy hit it.
And it (the car the guy was driving) was a brand-new Mercedes."

English can be a very imprecise and cofusing language.

Ohhhh!:blush: :blush: :laughing: sorry.

[quiltymom]

This happened last July at Disneyland. It may not be too funny to others, but it was to me!

I took the kids there by myself. I wanted to go see the new revision of POTC but I knew that DD(5) didn't like the dark. (She needed a flashlight to go on the TTA and gripped my hand in the dark spots until we were in daylight again!) DS wanted to go on POTC as well, so I asked DD if she would want to go on it, even though it was scary. What's so scary about it?, she asked? It's pitch black in places, has a few drops, a lot of scary skeletons and a bunch of pirates fighting.

Here response? "Well, I don't see what would be so scary about that since I watch pirates fighting all the time on [the movie] Peter Pan!"

Well, I guess she told me! And she laughed at everything the entire ride!

[ciera321]

Years ago my DD and I were taking an impromptu trip to "the World" and were
on the Mears SHuttle with many other guests. There was a young boy around
9 or 10 named "Patrick" and he just talked and talked. He was in the back and
his mother was up front with the driver. He asked things like, "Are there crocs
in these waters?" about a gazillion times. At one point he starts to say, "So,
the reason we're taking this trip is because my mom just got divorced and......"
"SHUT UP, PATRICK!" comes from the front seat. This one young guy who was
there with his girlfriend then says, "Hey, Patrick, which park are you going to
tomorrow?" "The Magic Kingdom because..........." When they finally get off
the shuttle, the young guy turns to the rest of us and says, "Okay, so everyone
knows which park to avoid tomorrow, right?" To this day, my DD and I will
randomly look at each other and say, "Are there CROCS in these waters?":confused:

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: Too funny...Thanks for the laugh!!!

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

[2Xited4Disney]

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

HEEEYYYY WWWAATTCH IT

Us Massachusettians call a Drinking Fountain a bubbler *Bubblah*

[marivaid]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

OMG this is hysterical !!!!

[2Xited4Disney]

Not a word, just a look. One evening while leaving Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween party,... OK let me paint you a picture.
I'm a Pirate, and my wife... She spent MONTHS on her costume. She had a long black dress, victorian style, with fish-net hose and everything all ripped up and shreaded. She looked AWESOME! Black eyeliner, pale white, and looked really dead.. She had leaves in her hair and everything.. I mean she REALLY looked like a corpse! (and she got complimented for the costume all night I may add) It was September, and we were leaving the party. This really high class lady was apparently going to pick someone up, and was walking towards the turnstiles after the party was over. She looked at my wife, and had the most horrific look on her face. She just FROZE in her tracks and kept staring in horror, and even turned around and watched her walk by. My wife bust into laughter and said "I dont think anyone informed her that your supposed to dress up."
I guess you just had to been there.


This might sound really wierd but were you there the Last MNSHP in September?

[Starstruckdancer]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:


oh my gosh kids say the funniest things. I was cracking up reading this. :rotfl2:

[DisneyBrat]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

I don't know why but this struck my funny bone and I was litterly LOLing. Thanks for the laugh

Lew

[tinkgurl]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

That just made my day! :lmao:

[ChrisnKim913]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

This just made my morning! Absolutly hysterical!!!:lmao:

[1Prince2Princesses]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

Oh my goodness. :lmao:
I almost choked on my coffee.

[loveDmouse]

These are too funny. I read some before our trip and thought back to it cause I couldn't tell you how many times people referred to Magic Kingdom as Disney World. That just makes me giggle.
:rotfl:

[FanOfStitch]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

Did this happen on Dec 11? We were at that show too. I was crying I was laughing so hard! :rotfl2:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[tinkgurl]

IloveWINNIEthePOOH: I think you won the best post of today for your story!

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

I'm glad my story gave alot of you as much laugh as it gave me!!:lmao:
FanOfStitch- we were there on the 22nd.

[sleepyone]

I'm glad my story gave alot of you as much laugh as it gave me!!:lmao:
FanOfStitch- we were there on the 22nd.We were there in May 2006 and it happened then too.

[Miz Diz]

In Dec at the Poly - a mom kept scolding her daughter and her daughter told her to quit embarrassing her. Her mom scolded her for something else and the daughter said, "Quit embarrassing me, Stinky Pants!"

My DH always calls Magic Kingdom Disney World and he has been there more than 20 times.

I have to quit reading these at work!

[Library Lady]

Many years ago my parents were in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. It was late at night and they were in line behind a group of teenagers. One young man kept making comments about how stupid the ride was, it wasn't scary, etc. He kept it up all the way through the line and into the stretch room. When the doors closed, my dad reached down like he was going to tie his shoe and grabbed the boy around his ankle. The guy screamed, jumped who knows how high in the air, and ended up on the other side of the room. His friends sure had fun with him during the rest of the ride.

[HomeSweetDisney]

My family was at Turtle Talk with Crush. This kids were all into asking questions and talking to him. Crush then says, "Hey little dudes, Squirt and I found something the other day and we wanted to ask you what it is."
Crush goes behind a rock, and comes back out with a bikini top wrapped around his neck. Crush asks, "Do any of you little dudes know what this is??
Crush picks this little girl from the front row and she says, "It's a bra!" So proudly. Crush goes, "Oh cool................................ what's a bra?"
Girl raises hand again and says, again very proudly- "For your ****S!!!" :rotfl:
The crowd roared hysterically with laughter!:laughing: As we are all crying from laughing Crush is just staring, with his jaw dropped, for about 30 seconds (which added to the funniness of this) and then takes the bikini top off, puts it behind the rock and says, "Let's just act like Little Blue here for a sec, and prentend this never happened!"
I have never laughed SO HARD in a long time!!:rotfl2:

Oh, that's hysterical!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[gortman65]

My wife and I went to WDW for our honeymoon in Oct. 2004. The first night there we ate at The Rose and Crown and watched Illuminations. My wife used the restroom there before we left. While in the restroom she overheard a British mother with her two daughters in the next stall. Suddenly she heard hysterical crying followed by the mother scolding:

"Eloise, that was completely unnecessary! Can't you see she was absolutely desperate??"

My wife is pretty sure one daughter really needed to use the toilet and had been beaten to the punch, so to speak, by her sister. Too funny!

[Grumpy's Wife]

Said by a man at GF about the gingerbread house

"wow they do a great job of making it look real, and wow they even bring in the fake smell"

Maybe he needs to watch the food network just once around Christmas time. :happytv: :laughing:

[tinkgurl]

I was watching the Modern Marvels show about WDW the other night and the part about the KS (the safari) at AK reminded me of another post I had read somewhere. Someone overheard people talking about how surprised they were about how real they make the animals look on the safari etc..Well I think they'd be a little shocked if they watched the Modern Marvels show!

[MELSMICE]

Many years ago my parents were in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. It was late at night and they were in line behind a group of teenagers. One young man kept making comments about how stupid the ride was, it wasn't scary, etc. He kept it up all the way through the line and into the stretch room. When the doors closed, my dad reached down like he was going to tie his shoe and grabbed the boy around his ankle. The guy screamed, jumped who knows how high in the air, and ended up on the other side of the room. His friends sure had fun with him during the rest of the ride.
This is something my brother would do & then we would all probably be hysterical about it the entire trip, I'm sure! ;)

[NotAmused]

These are hilarious!!:rotfl:

[Amyrlin]

We were walking to Victoria and Alberts, dressed accordingly, as we passed on American family we heard the comment
"Gee, they must be British, he's wearing a tie!"

[Donald&Tinkerbell]

My DH and I got on the monorail at the Contemporary to go to the MK for the MVMCP a couple of years ago with a young family. The mom had a very new baby in her arms and the dad had a 2-3 yr old little girl and the stroller. They sat down on the compartment bench and DH & I were standing facing them. The toddler was pushing the stroller and her dad told her to stop several times, starting mildly and getting sterner each time. She ignored him and it was obvious she was over excited. Finally, the dad said "If you don't stop that......I will turn this train around and take you back to the room!" The moment it came out of his mouth, he made eye contact with every adult in the car with this pleading look of "please don't laugh and let her know I have no control over this vehicle". DH and I looked at the other adults and just had to turn our backs to hide our grins. We could not believe he had said that. We about burst trying not to laugh outloud and give it away. The toddler was perfectly behaved until we all got off at the MK though.

[dwaters]

Bump

[tiggerwannabe]

My DH and I got on the monorail at the Contemporary to go to the MK for the MVMCP a couple of years ago with a young family. The mom had a very new baby in her arms and the dad had a 2-3 yr old little girl and the stroller. They sat down on the compartment bench and DH & I were standing facing them. The toddler was pushing the stroller and her dad told her to stop several times, starting mildly and getting sterner each time. She ignored him and it was obvious she was over excited. Finally, the dad said "If you don't stop that......I will turn this train around and take you back to the room!" The moment it came out of his mouth, he made eye contact with every adult in the car with this pleading look of "please don't laugh and let her know I have no control over this vehicle". DH and I looked at the other adults and just had to turn our backs to hide our grins. We could not believe he had said that. We about burst trying not to laugh outloud and give it away. The toddler was perfectly behaved until we all got off at the MK though.

I don't know what's harder NOT to do...

laugh at the statement or
what he said afterwards :lmao:

that was priceles, thank you!

:thumbsup2

[MyGoofy26]

Not in WDW, but about Disney planning so I'm adding it here. . . my aunt was telling me about this and I was laughing.

A couple weeks ago my aunt was going with her friend to a Dr's appointment in Pittsburgh and the car ended up breaking down before they got there. They had it towed and while waiting on it to get fixed a woman and her daughter came in and they somehow got to talking about WDW . .. the woman was talking about their plans to go this summer and as my aunt is talking about things we like do, the woman's taking notes, "what? I've never heard of this! I have to find out about this!" My aunt was telling her about my lil cousin going to BBB and the woman grabs the little girl's coloring book and starts taking notes on the page being colored. The little girl I guess was practically in tears that her masterpiece was being written all over and mom's telling her, "it's ok honey. . it's about Disney World!"

[theblondebee]

I didn't think it was very funny at the time but now I find it amusing. We were waiting in line for the train in Toontown and this family walks up to wait and a little boy excited to ride runs past everyone right up to the gate. Noone seemed to mind as there weren't that many people waiting and his mother calls out "come back here, we're British, we don't push in, we que."
I wanted so much to tell her about the lovely British family who had the day before tried to "push in" ahead of me at Nine Dragons where I had a reservation and they did not but my DD would have strangled me.

[doodle]

I have no idea what the story is but while heading towards the HM this afternoon I heard some man scream really loud in an upset manner "she smells like garlic!" which I found kind of humorous.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Perhaps the man was not invited to dinner the night before!!!

[Friendly Frog]

I love reading these!

[marciemi]

When we visited in 1997, my boys were 5, 3 and almost 2. We bought autograph books for the older 2, but decided the youngest wouldn't understand or care. All went well for about 3/4 of the visit, until right in the middle of an autograph session with Pooh & Pals, when he suddenly realized his brothers had one and he didn't. We have it on video where you see him figuring it out and just abruptly bursting into tears in front of the characters.

But the funny part was that when we then bought him one, he wouldn't let any of the characters sign it. Every time we'd see one, they'd first sign his brothers' books, then when they reached for his book, he'd clutch it to his chest, glare at them, and say loudly "NO, MINE!" So he has an autograph book full of his scribbles and no autographs!


Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/marciemi/ericcryingcharacterscrop.jpg

[sleepyone]

Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/marciemi/ericcryingcharacterscrop.jpgPoor baby. LOL... Our son still doesn't care that his sisters get their books signed. He has one but doesn't care...LOL.

[bunnysmum]

Last January, my dd5, my mom (Nana), and I were at the MK for a double birthday celebration for my dd and mom, and my completion of my masters.

I was anxious NOT to make any silly newbie mistakes and to get the most out of this much anticipated, very well planned for trip. :cool2:

We arrived at the Magic Kingdom on our first day of our trip, and it's nighttime. Spectromagic is going on. We're too late to watch it properly, so we link hands and thread our way through the crowds trying to get to Fantasyland because my dd is obsessed with finding something to ride.

As we near Tomorrowland, we come to a standstill. A solid mass of humanity. Nana asks me, “Which way now?” and because I haven’t yet decided which group of tourists to plow through on our way to Dumbo, I foolishly say, “I don’t know”, even though I know, broadly, which direction I am headed in.

Nana takes me at my literal word, spies a CM, and what follows is, I’m sorry, Nana, one of the funniest lines I have ever heard to be uttered in the Magic Kingdom.

I hadn’t stopped walking. Didn’t know Nana had stopped. Had Bunny by the hand and we were goin’ to the RIDES, by gum. Suddenly, I realize, Nana isn’t with us. I spin around, and backtrack. There she is about 20 feet back, and by the time I am within earshot, she is innocently asking a CM...

“Where are the rides?”

:lmao:

Sheesh, Nana, the World is lousy with rides. Why don’t we just ask him where we can buy a Fast Pass for the monorail?:sad2:

[LPZ_Stitch!]

This is one of mine ... two years ago, we were at the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Play It!) and we were down in the front row, but not the "special" seats.

One of the questions was, something like, "When (something) isn't good enough (at something) it's said that it can't cut the: A Mustard, B Ketchup, C <something>, D <something>...."

"Cut the mustard" was the answer, of course, but I leaned over towards my DW and, as a joke, said, "The cheese!"

The announcer overheard me and burst out laughing. Then, he said, "Now, wait-a-minute ... some guy TO MY LEFT just said 'The cheese!'"

And, the whole place burst out laughing! :rotfl:

[kollektorin]

wanna fun??:confused3
chek out this blog
http://juststuff.beeplog.com:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :banana: :banana:

[kab407]

This happened on Sunday, I was in line for ToT. The man and woman in front of me were getting a bit testy with each other in trying to find Soarin' on the map of DS/MGM. He kept insisting that Soarin' was at DS. She kept saying it was MK.:rotfl: :rotfl:

Was I a good DIS'er and help them out? Yea, after a few more seconds of them going at it. I wonder how some folks make through an airport and on to a plane.

[ougrad86]

Bringing it back to the top!:banana:

[blueangel]

Any new ones? popcorn::

[HannaBelle]

First, what a great thread! I am going to have to keep up with this one!

Here is my story, but it takes a bit of "set-up".

Last spring we travel to WDW as part of a Grand Gathering of 12 people. The first thing we did was the Magical Fireworks Cruise. It was a bit like the Jungle Cruise…lots of campy jokes, but the kids loved it!

There were 2 boats with probably 40 people per boat, maybe 3 or 4 large family groups per boat. Well, our guides (“pirates”) were leading us in a yelling competition between the 2 boats when the other boat shouts at our boat “You stink!”

Well, before anyone could say anything, a little girl, maybe 7 or 8 years old, stands up in the boat and yells “No, You Suck!” She was seriously pissed! I thought my brothers and I were going to fall out of the boat laughing. The girl’s father shrugs it off and says, “Well, you can tell she is from New Jersey!”

We still get a kick out of shouting that at each other! :lmao:

[TatenEly]

Maybe you had to be there for these to be funny, but....

1. "MOO!"

-uttered by a big ol' fat guy as the masses were being "herded" out of Philharmagic

2. "ET phone home"

-on Soarin' as we flew up with the balloons a la ET

This one reminded me of our recent flight on Soarin'....... as we sailed over the orange/citrus groves an older kid yells out "oh yummy, smell-o-vision"....don't know why but DH and I just cracked up!

[Kate and Pete]

hahaha when I was young I always would pretend like school didn't exsist hoping my parents would forget that me and DB has school too...yeaaa... :rotfl:

I love the posts about what children say they're usually the best hahaha

Once when my brother was really little space mountain broke down.

so they turn the lights on and my DB looks around with a stern confused face and shouts in a very loud voice, "HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!!" and he kept looking around with the scariest 5yo face I have ever seen! But then he continues his tyraid, "I said, HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off" and he did this little jiggle dance in his seat with his hands in the air and was wiggling his head and began to sing this song about turning the lights off really loudly in this little kid voice that he was making up. You could hear the other guest in their coaster laughing at him which just egged him on more.

So finally the CM gets on the loud speaker and say's "Ladies and gentlemen please remain seated the ride will continue momentarily...and sir for the sake of us all will you please stop singing-the lights will turn on momentarily.

It scared the BAJEEZUS outta him!!! :earseek: and he did not say another word from then on until much later that night back at the hotel hahaha


I laughed until I cryed at this one! Bump! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[luvgrumpy]

Okay - I FINALLY (only took 2 years) found the photo of this and figured out how to use photobucket. So here's the picture right after he figured it out:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/marciemi/ericcryingcharacterscrop.jpg

Oh that is sooo cute! I hope you kept that book. it should be priceless.:goodvibes

[Groovee]

When we were in Disneyland Paris last year one of the Characters stomped right passed me, so I blew a raspberry and called him an ugly man. A chase then ensued where I was running with my son in his pushchair (stroller) and he was trying to catch me. He eventually did and made me kiss his feet. He didn't let me away with it at all and it was a huge crowd puller as loads of people stopped and the other 5 adults in our party were killing themselves. I didn't learn my lesson as I upset the Sherriff of Nottingham after that and hid in the toilets.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/Groovee/GrumpyManwhochasedLouise.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/Groovee/Louisekissinggrumpymansfeet-1.jpg

[princess~yo]

:lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: These are SO funny! I'll have to write down anything I overhear next month... :lmao: :rotfl: :lmao:

(bump!)

popcorn:: keep 'em coming, DISsers! popcorn::

[fla4fun]

I was walking out International Gateway last week, past the benches before the World Traveler store. I have no idea what the man said to the woman - all I heard was her reply: "This is Disney World! They don't allow dirt here!" I guess all those plants are just out of luck!

[Atchley]

I didn't hear it, but DH was telling me about it.
Last Year at Epcot DS told DH that he had to use the restroom. DH finds a bathroom and takes him. DD and I wait patiently outside. A little while later DH comes out with DS and DH is red and just hurrying up to get outside with DS.
DH said that DS said he had to go p@@p so DH took him to a stall, got him situated and held the door outside. After a little while DH asked DS if he was done to which DS replied:
"No Daddy, I have two p@@ps. How many p@@ps do you usually have?"
DH said that every guy in there had to turn away and try to laugh quietly.
Ah, little boys, they can never talk too much about p@@p, b$tts, f#rts, etc;.

[HannaBelle]

:goofy:

Bump...this one is just too cute!

[melanell]

When DH and I were at WDW on our honeymoon throughout the parks we would constantly hear "Don't waste Daddy's money!" We heard this everywhere!! It was sad that these kids were getting told not to waste money on food. If I had a nickel for everytime we heard this it could pay for our next trip!


We ought to start walking up to these parents and asking them for a nickel!

At least it would distract them from reaming out the kids for a moment!

[Narnian_Princess]

I didn't hear it, but DH was telling me about it.
Last Year at Epcot DS told DH that he had to use the restroom. DH finds a bathroom and takes him. DD and I wait patiently outside. A little while later DH comes out with DS and DH is red and just hurrying up to get outside with DS.
DH said that DS said he had to go p@@p so DH took him to a stall, got him situated and held the door outside. After a little while DH asked DS if he was done to which DS replied:
"No Daddy, I have two p@@ps. How many p@@ps do you usually have?"
DH said that every guy in there had to turn away and try to laugh quietly.
Ah, little boys, they can never talk too much about p@@p, b$tts, f#rts, etc;.
:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I passed someone (I think it was on Main Street) looking at a park map and saying, "We have to go see the new Pirate ride; they added Jack Skellington!" :scared1: I hope not! I can see it now: "Pirates of the Caribbean Holiday". :teeth:

[stargrazer]

Yesterday, I was walking into Splash Mountain and it had quite a stand-by wait. A little girl asked her dad if they could ride it and he said he didn't want to wait that long. So she says to him, "Well don't you have any more of those Fast Fun passes?"
:rotfl:

Fast Fun! Good description...I LOVE it!!
:goodvibes

[CanadianGuy]

I posted this in another thread.. but it really belongs here...

Last week :

- One of my travelling companions is.. well.. let's say he's 'gassy' and he had to use the restroom at MK. He knew there were others in there .. but he was trying to be quiet and thought he had succeededl.. till he heard from a stall a few down from him about a 4 or 5 year old kid say "See Daddy? That guy's having pooh trouble too!"

Apparently .. there was laughter throughout the bathroom..

J

[WDWHeather]

My sister and I were on M:S two summers ago and were joined by two Asian people who didn't speak a word of english. However, let me tell you they were smiling like crazy to be going on the ride.
We lean back getting ready for take off and then we blast off. From the other end of the flight simulator, the gentleman yells out, 'HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and held it out through the entire blast-off.
My sister and I died laughing and we always say it to each other when we get on the ride. :rotfl2:

[BethC1952]

Little boys and bathrooms are a riot.

Here's one that happened to me more than 26 years ago. It was our first stay at Fort Wilderness, and my son was about five years old. He was not used to taking showers. DH took him to the men's bathroom, while I went to take a lovely, leisurely shower in the ladies' room (we were tent camping, and a shower was a great luxury!). Suddenly I heard DS screaming "You're trying to drown me! You're killing me! Stop! I'm going to call the police!"

Of course, I knew that it was just shower time. The other ladies in the room were all saying how sorry they felt for the poor child, and wondering what kind of parents he might have. I just smiled politely and said that he had wonderful parents--at least they were drowning him at Walt Disney World!

[Alexis Green]

:lmao: These are hilarious! Keep them coming!

[gtrist4life]

A couple of years ago we were eating at the Contemporary, while we were watiing for others in our party to show up we wandered around the gift shop.

A man and his son were walking/looking and the man stepped on the son's foot. He screamed "OW DAD!!" Without missing a beat, straight from the Lion King, the dad says...."It's in the past son, forget about it" :rotfl2:

Peace,
G4L

[amanDUHx9]

My sister and I were on M:S two summers ago and were joined by two Asian people who didn't speak a word of english. However, let me tell you they were smiling like crazy to be going on the ride.
We lean back getting ready for take off and then we blast off. From the other end of the flight simulator, the gentleman yells out, 'HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and held it out through the entire blast-off.
My sister and I died laughing and we always say it to each other when we get on the ride. :rotfl2:

this is soooo funny :laughing: i cant stop laughing!

[mickeymouse1017]

We passed a family that had obviously been having "fun" all day long in the Magic Kingdom. Everyone in the family was expressing their desire to leave when the father yelled, "We are not leaving this place until I see the Dancing Bear Jubilee." That was just priceless and we still call it that to this day!

[doodle]

We passed a family that had obviously been having "fun" all day long in the Magic Kingdom. Everyone in the family was expressing their desire to leave when the father yelled, "We are not leaving this place until I see the Dancing Bear Jubilee." That was just priceless and we still call it that to this day!

I love those moments! Little does that man know he started a tradition for you and yours!! AND mickeymouse1017, Welcome to the DIS!!! :)

[waltmick]

Last Summer we just went in the library at Tower of Terror and the woman standing next to me was obviously making her first visit to the hotel. She was very nervous. As the preshow started, my teenage son said rather loudly, " I hope you are all on the carpet, this is where the floor drops out!" The woman grabbed my arm with both hands and dug her fingernails into me and screamed at the top of her lungs. I reassured her that he was only kidding. After we got off we made him take Grandma to "Beauty and the Beast" show while the rest of us went on Rock 'n Roller Coaster.

Bob

[Tiggerific711]

Last Summer we just went in the library at Tower of Terror and the woman standing next to me was obviously making her first visit to the hotel. She was very nervous. As the preshow started, my teenage son said rather loudly, " I hope you are all on the carpet, this is where the floor drops out!" The woman grabbed my arm with both hands and dug her fingernails into me and screamed at the top of her lungs. I reassured her that he was only kidding. After we got off we made him take Grandma to "Beauty and the Beast" show while the rest of us went on Rock 'n Roller Coaster.

Bob

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :laughing:

This one had me laughing so hard I was crying!!!! Now my family REALLY thinks I'm nuts!

[MyManGoofy!]

This isn’t really a comment but it sure was funny. I went in the single rider line for Test Track not too long ago and although I am in my mid-thirties, I must look younger than I thought!

I was in the back row of one of the cars in the outside seat on the right and every turn we made, every bump we hit the lady sitting next to me gave me the “mom arm” – you know – the slap their arm across your chest like they are gonna save you arm? When we went out on the track for the fast part of the ride – she practically had me pinned to my seat! I thought it was hysterical and laughed the whole time. She was a little embarassed but I just told her I have been known to throw the "mom arm" myself! (Although usually on my kid!)

[GoofyaboutMickey]

Last October I was swimming with our kids in the ASMo pool and the boys made friends with a 12 year old boy from England. He was telling us about his trip and how he had been there for three weeks and still had a week to go. I commented on how lucky he was to have a whole month at Disney. He shook his head sadly and said, “No I just come along for my parents. They love this place but I hope they out grow it soon.”:confused:


Now I’m use to hearing anti Disney talk in real life but never while in The World. So I said, “Your not having a good time?” and he said, “Holidays are for relaxing, these parks are exhausting. No relaxing. The Rivera is relaxing. Next year I insist we go back there.” :scared1:


A kid who would rather go to the Rivera then Disney!!!:sick:

I sure hope I never out grown the parks! :)

[Alexis Green]

Come on let's hear some more!

[KStarfish82]

A few years ago, we took a tour for the DVC. They were offering free certificates for dinner if you took the tour. We could not afford to buy, but we left happy and with our free meal coupons.

The next day, we visit the Magic Kingdom and head to Pecos Bill's for lunch. We all take turns going to the cashier and giving our orders along with our coupons. My father walks up, hands the coupon to her, and say "the most expensive meal on the menu please!"

My father...priceless...

[pweyl36]

My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?":rotfl: ( neverland ranch) peter pans neverland.:goodvibes

[spencem]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo":lmao:

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.:rotfl2:

[peel]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo":lmao:

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.:rotfl2:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[NotAmused]

My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?":rotfl: ( neverland ranch) peter pans neverland.:goodvibes





:rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[julieannbabe]

going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.

the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[LindsayDunn228]

going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.

the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:


:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Sxofus]

We were in AK last August. It was pretty hot. There was an English family there (Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, and their 2/3 year old son). The poor kid was having a meltdown while the Grandparents and the Mother were right in his face trying to calm him down - making silly faces, offering him his toys, water, ect. He was having none of it, and screaming at the top of his lungs. Obviously steaming at the site of his wife and inlaws crowding the howling boy, the Father reaches in, grabs the kid by the arm with one hand, pulls him clear..........and in a perfect British accent howls, "Let the child cry on his own accord!!!!!" Then lights up a cigarrette.

Good show!!! popcorn::

[tinkgurl]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo":lmao:

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.:rotfl2:

Aw! I can relate to her! I'm exactly the same!

[Sk8Leigh]

Aw! I can relate to her! I'm exactly the same!

I can definitely relate, too! At a new job a couple of years ago they took me out to lunch on my first day, and the waitress offered me the children's menu! And i was 31! :scared1: :rotfl:

[ladyjayhawk]

Last month we were walking through Fantasyland and heard a man yell very loudly to his wife about 20 feet away, "I'm going to Pooh!" :eek: Everyone around him was cracking up and my DH said to him as we passed by "the bathroom is that way" and pointed to the bathrooms by the Grotto. The guy just laughed. :lmao: :lmao:

[Philadisney]

I can definitely relate, too! At a new job a couple of years ago they took me out to lunch on my first day, and the waitress offered me the children's menu! And i was 31! :scared1: :rotfl:

Yes, me too! Several years ago I was at the airport trying to pick up my plane ticket for a flight I was about to take (to WDW! :goodvibes ) The guy at the counter snapped at me that minors were not allowed to pick up their own tickets without an adult present. I told him I was not a minor and he snorted and said "What are you, 14?" When I showed him my license that clearly had my birth year on it - which made me 20 - he was very apologetic.

Of course I was kind of asking for it - I was wearing pink glasses and had squeezed myself into a toddler-sized Little Mermaid shirt from the Disney store :blush:

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

We were in AK last August. It was pretty hot. There was an English family there (Grandma, Grandpa, Mom, Dad, and their 2/3 year old son). The poor kid was having a meltdown while the Grandparents and the Mother were right in his face trying to calm him down - making silly faces, offering him his toys, water, ect. He was having none of it, and screaming at the top of his lungs. Obviously steaming at the site of his wife and inlaws crowding the howling boy, the Father reaches in, grabs the kid by the arm with one hand, pulls him clear..........and in a perfect British accent howls, "Let the child cry on his own accord!!!!!" Then lights up a cigarrette.

Good show!!! popcorn::

:lmao: :rotfl2: Bloody good show!!!

[Sk8Leigh]

Yes, me too! Several years ago I was at the airport trying to pick up my plane ticket for a flight I was about to take (to WDW! :goodvibes ) The guy at the counter snapped at me that minors were not allowed to pick up their own tickets without an adult present. I told him I was not a minor and he snorted and said "What are you, 14?" When I showed him my license that clearly had my birth year on it - which made me 20 - he was very apologetic.

I had something similar happen at an airport last fall when I was 33! :sad2: :confused: (Actually, it was my birthday!)

[WDWHeather]

My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?":rotfl: ( neverland ranch) peter pans neverland.:goodvibes

hahaha. This is so funny! Too bad there's no Captain EO anymore, huh?

[Number1Son]

Subscribing

[dbarker]

Not at WDW, but about WDW.

DS8 told his DGM (my MIL) that we are going to WDW in May. Her comment: "Again?? You know, there are other places you can go to for vacation. Why don't y'all go somewhere that's fun?

[tinkgurl]

Not at WDW, but about WDW.

DS8 told his DGM (my MIL) that we are going to WDW in May. Her comment: "Again?? You know, there are other places you can go to for vacation. Why don't y'all go somewhere that's fun?

:scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

Then I want to know what her idea of fun is?! WDW is the best there is for that!

[MinnieM21]

Not at WDW, but about WDW.

DS8 told his DGM (my MIL) that we are going to WDW in May. Her comment: "Again?? You know, there are other places you can go to for vacation. Why don't y'all go somewhere that's fun?

:scared1: That's just wrong. :scared1: :rotfl: I get that comment all the time! It drives me crazy!

[Iluvpluto2]

Love this thread!!! :lmao:

When I was in line for TOT in September last year, the man behind me was talking about the nighttime show, "Fantasia." He kept talking about it, going on and on, and finally his daughter said "Dad, it's called FantasTic, duh!" I just stood there and laughed to myself. I was too shy to correct them; I wish I could be more outgoing.

[RACHELSMOM1]

:happytv: :lmao: On the bus to MK from ASM, obvious first timer family was behind us, the mom said (pointing to Swan and Dolphin) "LOOK, THERE IS THE POLYNESIAN AND THE OTHER ONE IS THE GRAND FLORIDIAN." She also wondered where the monorail was, so they could go over there and catch a ride on it.:laughing: :rotfl:

:rolleyes1 :surfweb: Sometimes the comments by the newbies who think they know it all make me laugh so hard. I am glad I remember to take my Detrol before I go or I would have an accident from laughing so hard. I was once a newbie to WDW and I am sure I made some people laugh, but sometimes these people are actually offended if you tell them the correct answers. :confused3

[Diznotyzed]

This might be one of those you-had-to-be-there kinda things, but it cracked me up when I heard it. We were on our way back to the front of Epcot at the end of our Segway tour. It was the last tour of the morning, so the park was open and other guests were walking around when I heard this exchange between a little boy and his mom:

Little boy: Mom, why are those people riding those things?
Mom: I dunno, maybe they're lazy.

[WDWHeather]

This might be one of those you-had-to-be-there kinda things, but it cracked me up when I heard it. We were on our way back to the front of Epcot at the end of our Segway tour. It was the last tour of the morning, so the park was open and other guests were walking around when I heard this exchange between a little boy and his mom:

Little boy: Mom, why are those people riding those things?
Mom: I dunno, maybe they're lazy.

hahahaha. That's too funny! But I guess if you don't know, you REALLY don't know!

[Buzz Litebeer]

Here's one I overheard while playing at Epcot:

Mother (to son, during lunch): Hey, go easy on those apples! I brought enough to last you all day-- and they don't grow on trees, you know!

(Yes, I completely lost it on that one. Thank the Gods I wasn't in costume!)

Today I was working Parade Crowd Control and had a guest duck under the rope, walk out to me in the middle of the empty street (with thousands on either side of me) and ask, "Excuse me, but where's the parade route?"

I only wish it were raining; then I could have replied, "You're soaking in it."

I once overheard this exchange:

Son (pointing at the Guests in the FastPass lane): "Why do all those people get to go in front of us?"

Mom: "Oh, those are all the rich people who paid extra."

(Yes, I gave them a free education about FastPass.)

[NotAmused]

Wow. These are hilarious.:rotfl:

[Buzz Litebeer]

Wow. These are hilarious.:rotfl:

Based on your user name, I expected a completely different response.

[WDWHeather]

Based on your user name, I expected a completely different response.

:rotfl:

Oh, I'm dying. This is hilarious!

[NotAmused]

Based on your user name, I expected a completely different response.

Oh, right....my username.:rolleyes: :laughing:

Even I can't help but be amused by some of these stories.

[Iluvpluto2]

Pirates Of The Carribean attraction....

I heard someone say this back in 1989 and everytime I go on the ride I think about it.

You come up to the pirate ship and the captain is giving out his orders. One of the things he says is..."Fire at will"

And of course some guy in the back of the boat shouts...."Which ones Will?"

Guess you had to be there. I always say "which one is Will?" under my breath everytime we go by the ship now.

I know this is an old post, but this is hilarious because my DH's name is Will. Every movie, show, or anything when we hear "Fire at will", he always says, why, what did I do? My nephews always get a kick out of hearing that.

We've been slow at work, so I'm using this time to catch on reading my favorite thread ever!!

[CampbellScot]

I heard a mother shouting at her child "STOP being hot, STOP having a nosebleed and START having FUN...NOW!" :lmao: I'm sure that worked...obviously the mom was at the end of her rope...I'd seen them an hour before in the same spot and the kid was whining about being hot and thinking her nose was going to bleed and just generally complaining...guess an hour of that was all the mom could take before she snapped!:laughing:

[athenna]

Finally can pos tto this thread...Hope it reads as funny.
On Thurs 3/8, I was waiting for a MK bus from SSR...Adult siblings and their kids come to the bus stop...3 young boys...Father tells the 3 boys to ''park their butts on the bench and behave until the bus comes''..Yeah right:rotfl:
They decide to pass the time, they'll sing...I'm thinking, oh great..:rotfl2:
In perfect harmony the 3 boys start to sing the ''someone's in the kitchen with Dinah'' song....The dad tells them ''better use indoor voices otherwise'' and he turns to me and says ''otherwise I'm going back to the bar''...This was at 9am:lmao:
Poor man must've been having quite a vacation!

[CampbellScot]

Finally can pos tto this thread...Hope it reads as funny.
On Thurs 3/8, I was waiting for a MK bus from SSR...Adult siblings and their kids come to the bus stop...3 young boys...Father tells the 3 boys to ''park their butts on the bench and behave until the bus comes''..Yeah right:rotfl:
They decide to pass the time, they'll sing...I'm thinking, oh great..:rotfl2:
In perfect harmony the 3 boys start to sing the ''someone's in the kitchen with Dinah'' song....The dad tells them ''better use indoor voices otherwise'' and he turns to me and says ''otherwise I'm going back to the bar''...This was at 9am:lmao:
Poor man must've been having quite a vacation!

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I choked on my morning diet coke!!! Poor guy!!!

[LeahJ]

I adore this thread so much that I kept DH awake til 12:45 am two nights ago telling him all the funny stories!

I especially love the NJ girl "you suck" story!

Thanks everyone!

Leah

[Teyedoubleguhrrrr]

OK - this wasn't overheard, but it was too funny to not share. It happened at DL, but we still laugh about it today.

After enjoying the Tiki Room for the first time (nice respite for our feet, etc.), our DD (age 4 at the time), was very hesitant about leaving at the end of the show. We kept insisting, and she kept shying further back into the room.

Finally, we sat her down and asked what was wrong. She said "I don't want to go yet". So we explained that the show was done and we needed to make room for the next people coming in. She said "I know, but I don't WANT to go back to the hotel!"

:confused: Puzzled, my DH and I looked at each other - it was only 4 pm - nap time was past and dinner wasn't for a bit (and we weren't eating at the hotel). DH told her - "We don't have to go back to the hotel, honey."

She said "Yes we do" DH - "No we don't" (repeat several times...)

Finally she burst out and started crying "Yes we do because it's RAINING!!!"

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She thought it was REALLY raining outside because of the story line in the show. We finally (with the help of some CM's) got her out of there and dried her tears.

My husband keeps threatening to use it as his embarrasing story for her boyfriends when she gets older.

[dizprincess717]

Here's one I overheard while playing at Epcot:

Mother (to son, during lunch): Hey, go easy on those apples! I brought enough to last you all day-- and they don't grow on trees, you know!

(Yes, I completely lost it on that one. Thank the Gods I wasn't in costume!)

Today I was working Parade Crowd Control and had a guest duck under the rope, walk out to me in the middle of the empty street (with thousands on either side of me) and ask, "Excuse me, but where's the parade route?"

I only wish it were raining; then I could have replied, "You're soaking in it."

I once overheard this exchange:

Son (pointing at the Guests in the FastPass lane): "Why do all those people get to go in front of us?"

Mom: "Oh, those are all the rich people who paid extra."

(Yes, I gave them a free education about FastPass.)

I LOVED DOING P.A.C.!!! No seriously, I did. I remember when one of the managers (I'm not going to say his name... But he did dress up like Ricky Bobby for Halloween) did the hula hoop. Oh, I just could NOT stop laughing for a good 10 minutes. :lmao:

1. The apple comment - I told my parents. That was the funniest thing I've heard thus far.

2. My funny comment of the day - One time, I was at Merge, the location where the FP line and Stand-By line, well um... Merge. Anyways. I was sticking to the alotted ration for FP/Stand-By Guests and this one guy started to BRIBE me with money. No lie. I was seriously up to $150 to stop the FP line and let his family in.

$150 just to get on Splash? Curse you WDW CM rules!!! ;)

[lisaj68]

Last month we were walking through Fantasyland and heard a man yell very loudly to his wife about 20 feet away, "I'm going to Pooh!" :eek: Everyone around him was cracking up and my DH said to him as we passed by "the bathroom is that way" and pointed to the bathrooms by the Grotto. The guy just laughed. :lmao: :lmao:


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ahh! The mascara running down my face !

[jodistar]

subscribing

[luvthemouse71]

Most of the funny things I've heard are unfortunately, kids having a severe case of Potty Mouth. I've heard more kids use profanity at WDW than adults. The first kid(think I posted this before) was about 3-4 years old and was saying "Holy #$%$#" at the displays in the living seas. The other kid was a little girl about 5-6 who was waiting with us to get on the Magic Express to go back home. She had 2 older brothers who were bugging her and she kept saying "F**ky You" adding the Y on to the f word each time..Couldn't help it, I laughed both times and earned dirty looks from both both sets of parents each time. It was funny though-these 2 kids were so sweet looking and then they opened their mouths!:lmao:

[MickeynMinnie]

So we were walking into Epcot and this guy says to his friend.. " Dude i think we need to take the monorail to Epcot"..... My Brother and i looked at each other and were like ummm you are at epcot...see that big ball... that means your at epcot... we laughed about it all day long....

[Becky_Boop]

On our trip in February, we rode Dinosaur, and heard the funniest thing. In the middle of the ride, when it was pitch black, the ride stopped. There was a boy, about 7 or 8, in the row in front of us. He said (very loudly), "I know what the problem is! HANDICAPS!" :rotfl:

[Buzz Litebeer]

So we were walking into Epcot and this guy says to his friend.. " Dude i think we need to take the monorail to Epcot"..... My Brother and i looked at each other and were like ummm you are at epcot...see that big ball... that means your at epcot... we laughed about it all day long....

Overheard on the Epcot monorail from a teenaged girl:

"You mean Epcot's a theme park? I thought it was all in the big ball!"

[dizprincess717]

Today at work (I work at the Disney Store), I heard the best comment ever. It tops everything I've previously heard.

There's a $4.99 t-shirt sale going on, and a lady picked out a Dumbo shirt for grandchild. I pointed out to here that there's a matching adult size and it is also $4.99. She turns, looks at me, and says, "Oh, I don't wear t-shirts."

I couldn't help but ask her "Oh, okay. Do you just wear sweaters year-round then?" - Not in a sarcastic way. She looks at me, flabergasted, once again like I should know this, and says "No, I wear shirts that are made of t-shirt material." And then walks away.

I've never been so speechless in my life.

[MsTinkerChele]

Yes, me too! Several years ago I was at the airport trying to pick up my plane ticket for a flight I was about to take (to WDW! :goodvibes ) The guy at the counter snapped at me that minors were not allowed to pick up their own tickets without an adult present. I told him I was not a minor and he snorted and said "What are you, 14?" When I showed him my license that clearly had my birth year on it - which made me 20 - he was very apologetic.

Of course I was kind of asking for it - I was wearing pink glasses and had squeezed myself into a toddler-sized Little Mermaid shirt from the Disney store :blush:

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[dizneedrmr]

SUbscribing for the laugh! These are great!

[Buzz Litebeer]

"Oh, I don't wear t-shirts."

I couldn't help but ask her "Oh, okay. Do you just wear sweaters year-round then?" - Not in a sarcastic way. She looks at me, flabergasted, once again like I should know this, and says "No, I wear shirts that are made of t-shirt material."
Just playing Devil's Advocate again (a bad habit of mine; I know)... but she could have meant "I don't wear screenprinted t-shirts". I personally know a lot of people who will only wear plain shirts.

[LindsayDunn228]

Just playing Devil's Advocate again (a bad habit of mine; I know)... but she could have meant "I don't wear screenprinted t-shirts". I personally know a lot of people who will only wear plain shirts.
That's what I was thinking. I know some women who are VERY anti-t-shirt.