Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[LuvN~Travel]

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[DisneyChristmas]

DS and I rode Everest for the first time in March. DS screams on even a mild roller coaster, so she was well into her frantic phrase when we reached the stop where the Yeti rips up the track and you go backwards.

I'd seen video on the net and knew what would come next. I hollered something like "he ripped up the track; we have to go backwards now."

Between screams my sister heard "We hit a bat; we have to go back now."

She thought that the ride had malfunctioned and that we were free falling back down the track. When we stopped at the track switch, she kept screaming to "stop stop, get off". She thought that it was an emergency stop. When we started again, she was incoherant. Her screaming had chaged to sort of panting, and I though that she might hperventilate.

When we were exiting, people in the cars ahead of us were all shooting glances our way to see the crazy woman. It took several minutes for her to comprehend that nothing unscripted had happened on the mountain.

Finally she could laugh about it - though I doubt that she ever rides EE again.
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[jcamacam]

Some very close family friends of ours who we traveled with a lot -especially to Disney World - had a distant relative pass away a few months before we had a planned vacation to the World (this was back in the 80's).

This relative didn't have any children so he left them some money in his will.

Well, during our trip, we were at a character breakfast (where Chef Mickey's is now, not sure what it was called back then) and their youngest daughter says very loudly "It's a good thing Uncle Charlie died so we could go to Disney World, huh mom?". :rolleyes1

[snusnu]

My ex boyfriend and I were eating at Le Cellier in canada. As we approached our table, we got really nervous because we were smooshed between two other families, one with two little boys, who seemed a little hyper. We sat down, and the father leaned over to me, and the first thing he says, "believe me, after this dinner You are going to believe in birth control!" My eyes got huge, and I looked at my ex like, oh no what have we gotten ourselves into.

As a side note, the night turned out great, because the wonderfully nice family, paid for our dinner! They left before us, and when our waiter gave us our check, it was a note, saying the gentlemen next to us paid for everything! It was like something out of a movie. Unfortunately, we didn't get to thank him. But it was a night I'll never forget!

I can't tell you how hard this made me laugh. What a fabulous guy to have such an excellent sense of humor AND to pay for your dinner. That is quite a memory.

[MMOUSEFAN]

I have two storys:

- A friend of mine went to AK afew years ago, fisrt let me tell you that he is mexican like me, well that day he was wearing a tshirt with the logo of his old school named Centro Universitario Montejo, as you can figure the logo was made from the 3 first letters of his school name, well you know what that means in english :crazy: . So the rest of his party argued with him to change his tshirt but he insisted that he was ok because it was a different culture and languaje and that wanted to wear that. So he goes to the park and of couse everyone started to stare at him but he was so determined to wear that that he just inginored them. But, here´s the funny part, just as he was possing for a pic infront of the tree of life, a little girl aproches to him and yells to a lady behind her: "momy momy look at his tshirt!!!". Of course he was so embarrased that he runned into the first store that he saw and buy the first tshirt that he saw. Everyone laughed at him and still we do it everytime he wears that AK tshirt.

-The next story actually happened to me, well I was the protagonist. It was during my family first trip. We were at MK and of course my mom was very excited that I was going to see Mickey Mouse in person for the first time, so we went to the judges tent I think, and after waiting in line finally I was able to get to met mickey mouse and get my picture taken. Here is the pic. Notice that im only 9 years old.

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Before that as we leave the judges tent my mom was asking me if I was excited that I had met Mickey, well my answer to that was: "momy was that just only a guy on a disguise???" Of course everyone choked a laugh and my mom could only tell me that he Was the real Mickey but I was sure that he was a disguised men. But of course now, that im 21, I know that HE WAS the real Mickey Mouse. :thumbsup2

[SILLYANDI]

Ok I've got three I can think of.


2. Actually this was at the disney store, around christmas time. A little boy was telling his parents which of the toys he wanted and he, really loudly saud "I want a little Buzz and a big Woodie," and this lady across the store under her breath said "don't we all."




HA!HA! This reminds me of something my 5 yr old son (the only boy with three sisters) said the other day. I sent him to his room to get his pajamas on and he had picked out new Toy Story underwear earlier that day. He came running out and was all excited yelling "Hey check out my Woody!" in nothing but his new chonies in front of all my DD's "sophisticated" 8 yr old friends. He was referring to the character on his chonies but she was mortified!

[JKMJ441724]

She was somewhat miffed about all our answers. Not funny but sad I guess. Why don't people buy a good guidebook before they spend all that money.

Why should they buy a guidebook when all these wonderful DISers are there to hand out answers!!!???

[gems_smiling]

A guest came up and asked me "Do they make an announcement when it rains?" I cracked up inside, and thought to myself, how odd would that be? "Attention in the Magic Kingdom, it is now raining. Thank you."

:rotfl2: I dont think i would have been able to keep the laughter in if i was you :lmao:

[Belle's Mom Tink]

We heard a few good ones on our last trip in May, but my favorite will not be nearly as funny here...

My BF went into the Men's bathroom in MK and could not stop laughing when he came out...apparently a father had taken his daughter, BF said she was probably about 4) into the men's rest room with him and as he waited outside the door for her she began singing a song which everyone could hear including my BF. The song including lines like... "I gotta go, gotta go, gotta gooooooooo pee" then "Pee, pee, pee, gotta go pee" then finally "I'm going pee, la la la, peeing in the potty" Of course it was probably much cuter being sung by a little girl, but when my BF repeated the song that was just as precious!!

We also heard, "that was the most freakinest awsomest ride EVER!!" in reference to Soarin'

And right after that saw a little boy who was sitting with his father at the ride exit, he stammered up put his hands on his hips and firmly said "I am not waiting an hour and 20 minutes for that ride!" It was too funny :rotfl:

Thanks for brightening my day with these posts!!

[Daisy'sMom]

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[mikesdisneymom]

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[BostonTink85]

My brother was wearing a shirt that says "My Goodness, My Guiness" on it when we were at Epcot last year. A boy about 13-14 walked by and read off my brother's shirt "My goodness my genius!" :rotfl: :rotfl: That just about made my brother's vacation. He got a kick out of it for the rest of the night and still does when he wears that shirt.

[diswedwish]

This past May, AK at Rafiki's Planet Watch:

There is that section of items you can pick up with a CM watching to explain. There are 2 ostrich eggs, one is real yet hollowed out, another is plastic to approximate the actual weight. Woman picks one up and says to the CM "Wow, is this a rhinoceros egg?!" :rotfl: CM calmly replies "No, ma'am, that is an ostrich egg, rhinos are mammals and give live birth." Makes you wonder how many times they've been asked that question... ;)

[__disneygirl]

I have a pretty funny one :teeth:

We were waiting for the monorail at the MK ready to go back to the TTC. A little boy was standing with his parents at the front of the line. Behind him, was a man eating a turkey leg but the boy didn't know. He said, "WOW dad! I can still smell those turkey legs from all the way over here!" Everyone around giggled and it was just a cute moment.

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[Mousema]

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[Mousema]

I have finally made it through all of this. Really good:cool1: . Let's keep it going with so many of us going and so many un prepared.....we are bound to hear something!

[peppers]

A man walked by me once asking someone why there were bugs at WDW. The man actually thought that Disney had eliminated the entire bug population in all of the parks...unreal.

[jmurphy625]

I thought this was kind of funny...overheard a man screaming at his kids "We didn't come all this way to hang out at a hotel" I was thinking, yeah we came all this way to wait in these lines.

Also, I kept asking my kids "is there anything else you want to see-ready to go back to the hotel-please????" Whenever they had enough we were outta there!

[nja33]

While sitting outside Splash Mountain we see a mom, dad, and 6ish year old boy. Mom is trying to convince boy to go on a ride which we assume is POC after this comment. "It's only a little drop." He still refuses so dad goes to ride Splash Mountain.

My father proceeds to mutter, "Yeah, followed by a LARGE drop."

[zippnby]

This story happened back when I was a teenager and had gone on a trip to WDW with my parents (about 15 years ago). :smickey:

We had arrived at Poly at night time. I was helping my dad with the bags. As we are walking on the torch light walkway, there a little boy and his father walking just ahead of us. The little boy asked his father "why they used torches instead of lights to light the walkway?" The father thought about it and said " I guess Mickey Mouse forgot to pay his electric bill!" :rotfl2:

My Dad and I thought that was so funny we both dropped our bags and had a great laugh:stitch2:

[ellebeegee]

I've spent the last three weeks reading the "Have you ever had a shock" thread and now I find this long thing!! :rolleyes: Here go the next two weeks of my life. :rotfl:

A couple of years ago DH and I had dropped DD off at Simba's Cubhouse at AKL (she was 4) so we could ride some "big rides" together. :love: It was our first time in that resort and when we smelled Boma as we took her in, we decided we had to come back to eat dinner there later. When we got back to Boma later that evening, the first stop for both of us was the bathroom. DH came out and was cracking up. He said "Did you see that man and his son that went in?" I had, the boy was about 5, maybe. DH said they were headed over to the urinals and the boy said, "We're gonna p*** like racehorses, aren't we, dad?"

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DH still talks about that nearly 3 years later.

[David R]

Today at Dinosaur a little girl asks the CM if this is a scary ride and the CM responds "well, it's as if your dad were driving the car."

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

While waiting for a huge rainshower to finish up outside MGM this family walks by.
Husband, "Honey, where were you when they were handing out brains??"
Wife, "Standing in line!!!"
Husband, "Yeah, probably smoking a cigarette and you missed your turn!"
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We happened to run into my friend, Spencer, whose family travels to Disney as much as us and we were all enjoying the Little Mermaid show. Once Ursula came out, her younger brother looked at me and said, "That's what Spencer looks like in the morning!"

[msinformation]

Love this thread! I didn't think I had any stories since I haven't been to Disney in probably 20 years, but reading some of the others sparked my memory to something that happened when I went with my parents as a child. We had stayed offsite since my parents were on a major budget. They tried to give us a good Disney experience, though, so they splurged on things like a character dinner and fun theme park food. They were definitely getting concerned about the amount of money we had been spending but knew it was well worth it since the kids were having a great vacation.

Towards the end of our trip, we were having dinner at some cheap fast food place near our hotel. It was really nothing special, in fact my mom remembers it as downright greasy and dirt cheap. But it really impressed my younger brother (maybe 5 at the time). He said "Mom, this is the bestest hamburger I have ever eaten. I'd rather eat here than at Disney World."

My mom actually burst out crying. I think she was so exhausted and so frustrated at spending so much money when all her son wanted was a greasy hamburger. Of course, now she can laugh about it. :)

[lovesmurfs]

We had an early flight from Boston to Orlando. I tend not to be able to sleep on the plane and by the time we landed I was so excited I was silly. (At times I'm like a five year old not a 24 year old.) My brother and I both watched Real World Austin because we found that the drunker those kids got the funnier they were. We even got to the point where we'd use some of the lines at home. Well he and I are walking in the airport and I whipser "Hey that kid kind of looks like..." then I realize it's Wes and Johanna(two of the people from RW Austin.) Well I proceed in my silly state to yell "IT'S WES AND JOHANNA!" Everyone turned and instead of looking at them they first looked at me. We laughed about it the whole trip and they still tease me for screaming about it in the airport.

Ooh...memories... Did that once as a 22-year old in the middle of a crowded department store with my fiance (now DH). Except that it was Christmas eve and it was Frosty the Snowman on a video screen. I shouted, "It's Frosty!" My DH thought it was cute, but still reminds me of it from time to time.

[Ladybugsy]

DS and I rode Everest for the first time in March. DS screams on even a mild roller coaster, so she was well into her frantic phrase when we reached the stop where the Yeti rips up the track and you go backwards.

I'd seen video on the net and knew what would come next. I hollered something like "he ripped up the track; we have to go backwards now."

Between screams my sister heard "We hit a bat; we have to go back now."

She thought that the ride had malfunctioned and that we were free falling back down the track. When we stopped at the track switch, she kept screaming to "stop stop, get off". She thought that it was an emergency stop. When we started again, she was incoherant. Her screaming had chaged to sort of panting, and I though that she might hperventilate.

When we were exiting, people in the cars ahead of us were all shooting glances our way to see the crazy woman. It took several minutes for her to comprehend that nothing unscripted had happened on the mountain.

Finally she could laugh about it - though I doubt that she ever rides EE again.
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[dwheatl]

Ooh...memories... Did that once as a 22-year old in the middle of a crowded department store with my fiance (now DH). Except that it was Christmas eve and it was Frosty the Snowman on a video screen. I shouted, "It's Frosty!" My DH thought it was cute, but still reminds me of it from time to time.

My DD did it at Toys R Us. They had a little kit for making a plaster Pooh Bear, and my daughter yelled out, "Make a Pooh!" :blush: that was actually the name of the kit. I don't know what they were thinking :confused3

[Tara]

Slightly off-topic, but...Just returned from Disney last week in August. While my friends were on Buzz Lightyear ride, I sat down at the fastfood place across the way. I happend to look at where all the strollers were parked, and sure enough, a crow was systematically landing on each stroller, and looking into the pockets for open popcorn, or cookies, or whatever. When he found one, he cawed, and several birds came and helped themselves. I couldn't stop laughing.

We spent about 10 minutes one day watching a squirrel hop round the stroller parking area outside Muppetvision 3D. It was hilarious to watch him bounce from one stroller to another, inspecting the basket contents, taking a taste of something every now and then! It gave me a whole new perspective on what happens to our stroller when we leave it for a little while!

[ellebeegee]

Okay, I've got one. I think I posted this on another thread, but it bears repeating I think. I was in line for the Tower of Terror. There was an elderly oriental couple in front of me, clearly not sure of what they were doing or where they were. Seems they just wandered onto the ride. We were in the loading area, and the CM kept telling them to stand on the numbers painted on the floor, and they didn't understand him. So he came over and literally picked up their legs and placed them on the numbers. They were so confused and muddled, they kept shrugging their shoulders and looking at each other. Well, the elevator doors opened and we all entered, and of course the couple had to be helped with their seat belts and where they were supposed to sit. I somehow wound up sitting right behind them. They were dead silent during the climb and ride through the hallway. But as the doors slammed on the window and we started to hurtle through space, I distinctly heard the woman yell, (in perfect English, mind you) "Son of a *****!!!" I howled over that one. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :earboy2:

from a few years ago but I just found it. All I can say is....


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[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

We returned from a trip on the 17th and had a funny moment in the Living Seas. My Dad and DH were standing in line for Turtle Talk with Crush and my Mom and I were entertaining the girls by looking at the animals.

We were over by the manatees underwater viewing area sitting on the floor watching them swim when a mom and boy come in and start to watch. She turns to the kid and says "Oh look! Watch the walruses swim!!" Huh? :confused3 Walrus, where?? :rotfl2: I guess she wasn't much of a Discovery Channel viewer :teeth:

We didn't say anything, just looked at each other and grinned.

[ellebeegee]

I know. I just can't believe that number of people that come to Disney World and have no clue what it is.

That all of us certified Disneyphiles had, at one point, our VERY first visit to WDW or DL? ;) I wager most of us weren't nearly as well informed about the parks, attractions, etc. on that very first visit as we are now.

Let me tell you my experience. My DH went to Disney as a child in the 70s, of course it was just Disney World then (oops, MK, LOL :teeth:). His parents took him and his brother the week of July 4th. Of course it was hot, crowded, DH's dad complained about prices (both parents were blue collar workers). I never went as a child (see siggy, below) and, while I loved the Pooh stories and characters, didn't get some people's fascinations (obsessions) with Disney. When my daughter was about 2 years and 8 months old, she developed a fascination with killer whales. We have a little savings and decide to fly down to Sea World....in JULY. I was totally opposed, but DH insisted. We were flying down on Monday, had plans for Sea World for Tuesday, free day Wed., home on Thurs. Our hotel near SW is a dump; website pictures were taken approximately 1962. Tuesday at SW is HORRIBLE. There is not much to do, it is sizzling hot, I am absolutely MISERABLE and don't care who knows it. :lmao: The next day, DH says he wants to take us to the MK. At this point I'm just along for the ride; we go. You know what? At MK, it was just as hot, far more crowded, we were getting stroller nips on our ankles every few feet. We spent most of our time in Fantasyland since DD was so young. DH rode Space Mountain and I wouldn't; I was chicken. :rotfl: We didn't see a single character. Didn't have a plan of attack for rides/shows/attractions. DH could barely get us around with a map. Lines were long. I was sweaty. Guess what? I had a WONDERFUL time!! :love: We went back to our dive hotel midday to rest and came back and closed the park down. This was just before Wishes, I think, so it was the old fireworks show. I was in tears...the Disney magic had me.

Now, I am the one that everybody thinks is weird b/c I won't go anywhere but WDW when I have a few days and a little extra $$. I am the one that people ask for advice on hotels, touring plans, tickets, etc. We don't get to go nearly as much as we want but we have come a long way, baby. I can relate to that person who doesn't know the names of rides, or what attraction is where, etc., because I have been that person before! :cheer2:

One day we'll get to welcome them to the DIS boards with their Disney love and enthusiasm, as well. :love:

[MyGoofy26]

We spent about 10 minutes one day watching a squirrel hop round the stroller parking area outside Muppetvision 3D. It was hilarious to watch him bounce from one stroller to another, inspecting the basket contents, taking a taste of something every now and then! It gave me a whole new perspective on what happens to our stroller when we leave it for a little while!

The wild animals are just about as entertaining as anything else at Disney - it's so funny, they have this "theme park living" down to a science! When I did my college program, the first few weeks I kept getting shifts at a cart across from the entrance to Indiana Jones next to the popcorn cart (til they fnally shut it down, woohoo! then I hardly ever got assigned carts!) There was this one duck that whenever it'd get the munchies, it'd waddle on up from Echo Lake and the guy that was always assigned that popcorn cart would come out with a small cup full of popcorn to toss on the ground for it. What's funny is it seemed to always wait til they let people into the show, and as soon as it saw a kid, it was outta there . . .until the kids were gone, then it'd come back and finish it's snack :rotfl2:

[disneymama73]

Last weekend, my DH and I were getting ready for Country Bear Jamboree to begin, and we overheard the man behind us tell his family, "This show used to be where Splash Mountain is now."
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Where do people get this stuff? :confused3


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[schmitty]

Awhile ago my girlfriend and I were standing in line for the safari at Animal Kingdom and this couple infront of us in there mid 50's were standing there watching as the people with fastpass were walking by and the husband tells his wife, "I cant stand those people that spend an extra $40 to get to the front of all the lines." :bounce:

[gems_smiling]

Awhile ago my girlfriend and I were standing in line for the safari at Animal Kingdom and this couple infront of us in there mid 50's were standing there watching as the people with fastpass were walking by and the husband tells his wife, "I cant stand those people that spend an extra $40 to get to the front of all the lines." :bounce:

lol i wonder where they got that idea from. I would have loved to see there faces if someone had said that fastpass was free and they had been standing in some of them long lines for no reason.

[jimmytammy]

This one actually came from my DS mouth. He was 11 at the time. Last Dec. we were eating with some dear friends from back home at 1900 Park Faire for dinner. All the characters were making their rounds. We had seen all of them except for the Prince. Right when the fellow walks up DS tells his mom, "he looks like Gomer Pyle". Our whole table heard the comment, started laughing and we are trying our best to hold back while the Prince is giving autographs to our DS and DDs. Out of the mouths of babes!

[Laurajean1014]

I need to find an inexpensive gift.

[Ava]

lol i wonder where they got that idea from. I would have loved to see there faces if someone had said that fastpass was free and they had been standing in some of them long lines for no reason.

Other parks do charge extra for a FastPass-like service. I know Six Flags parks do, and I think Universal as well. They were probably familiar with a park like that and so assumed that you have to pay for FastPass too.

[Jennasis]

Last weekend, my DH and I were getting ready for Country Bear Jamboree to begin, and we overheard the man behind us tell his family, "This show used to be where Splash Mountain is now."
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Sounds like the guy was confusing MK with Disneyland. Bear Country was replaced with Splash Mountain (Critter Country). The actual show at Dl was replaced with Pooh (blech!)

[Silvite]

Not really funny and sad in many instances....but I have overheard some variation of: Shut up and have a good time!!!! too many times to count.

On my last trip, we sat outside HM around 1-2 in the afternoon and just watched all the crying babies, grumpy parents, whiney kids. "Happiest place on earth!" :rotfl:


Also, kind of funny. We used the extra magic hours at MK and we were on POTC in under 5 minutes! We went on that three times. Anyways, my DS, best friend (it was her first time, she was so overwhelmed when we drove through the gates, she's 18 as well as me), ran onto the Aladdin ride. We were the only three on it, so I started screaming when we went really high, sounding like I was scared, but just goofing off. It was like a 10 minute ride for just us three. When we went back down, I was like to the CM "ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE, ONE MORE TIME!" He almost broke out laughing and goes "okay, sssh, I'll let you sneak on, stay there." :rotfl:

[Silvite]

Other parks do charge extra for a FastPass-like service. I know Six Flags parks do, and I think Universal as well. They were probably familiar with a park like that and so assumed that you have to pay for FastPass too.

Universal has a VIP service. You can pay extra ontop of your ticket (like $15 USD??) or if you stay at one of the 3 resorts you get it free. You go ahead of the lines whenever you want, priority seating at shows and restaurants. It's really worth it to go ahead of the 3 hour line of Spiderman and ride it 9 times in 30 minutes. :thumbsup2

[Mizz Dizz]

You mean there is a ride in the big golf ball at Epcot!

[TruBlu]

Hey boys, come have your picture made with DR. HOOK. (Sadly, my DH said this.... :blush: )

[Sinderelli]

I've spent the last three weeks reading the "Have you ever had a shock" thread and now I find this long thing!! :rolleyes: Here go the next two weeks of my life. :rotfl:

A couple of years ago DH and I had dropped DD off at Simba's Cubhouse at AKL (she was 4) so we could ride some "big rides" together. :love: It was our first time in that resort and when we smelled Boma as we took her in, we decided we had to come back to eat dinner there later. When we got back to Boma later that evening, the first stop for both of us was the bathroom. DH came out and was cracking up. He said "Did you see that man and his son that went in?" I had, the boy was about 5, maybe. DH said they were headed over to the urinals and the boy said, "We're gonna p*** like racehorses, aren't we, dad?"
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DH still talks about that nearly 3 years later.


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[ellebeegee]

:rotfl: :blush: Ok, this one isn't really that funny unless you were there, but we just got back July 13th and during our trip we were at MGM in the writer's shop and I overheard a women talking to the CM about her luch. She said "I had a the usual good time at Mama Mia's". I laughed under my breath at this comment as she had meant Mama Melrose. My thoughts were this, if she had the "Usual good time" maybe she should have known name considering she had evidently been there before.

I STILL call Mama Melrose's "Mama Mia's." I'm sure it's a common mistake! Every time I say it I stop and think, "No, something's wrong here...." :rotfl: And I'm a southern girl; it's not as though "Mama Mia!" is an everyday expression for me. :rotfl2:

[ellebeegee]

"Do you know what EPCOT stands for? Every Person Comes Out Tired."

From the tram anouncer on the way to EPCOT from the parking lot in the morning.

Good grief, we have to save that for our 4th day, usually. That way, if we just CAN'T go on another day, we have been to all the parks. What is it with that place? We say we'll just go to Future World and we hardly set foot in WS, but something about that place just zaps me, no matter where we go, for how long, or what we do. :confused3

[dazndon]

Recently heard comment, " Oh, don't worry about that mess, we are used to it, our kid pukes all the time."

[vascubaguy]

You mean there is a ride in the big golf ball at Epcot!

I'm pretty sure I posted this a long time ago, but last year we were in a very short line waiting to get on Spaceship Earth. A man is racing up the que to get on and yelling for his family to hurry up because the line is so short. He then gets near the entrance and turns around so dissapointed like and yells back to his family (who is still making their way to the entrance)... "Nevermind, it isn't a real spaceship!".

[ellebeegee]

A few years back, I had asked my husband to call and get us the Fantasmic meal package. He told me later that we were all set for "Fantasmagoric"! --- I thought that I was the only one that called it that!! That is soooo funny. My wife always makes fun of me, but I've never called it any thing else. Now she's starting to do it. The best part is that it annoys our kids.

Wow, I do that, too. :lmao: The first time we were planning to see it was Oct. when my DD was turning 4. We were also planning to do MNSSHP, so I had Halloween on the brain. DH was trying to tell me about Fantasmic but didn't get the name quite right. I interpreted it as "Fantasmagoric" and couldn't figure out WHY on earth he would want to subject our precious, sweet little girl to something so HORRIFYING. :rotfl2:

[ellebeegee]

My grandparents took me to WDW every year when I was little, like 3-8. By the time I was 6 or 7, I always wanted to ride Space Mountain. My Grandmother would put us on the TTA and tell me it was SM. I wasn't the brightest.

When I was 15 my whole family went. My mother HATES roller coasters but for some reason thougth that since SM was in the dark and she couldn't see what was coming up she would be ok. THis was when you sat two people to a car in SM. SHe and my DDad were behind my sister and me. We had barely gotten up the first hill when she started screaming "JIMMY, JIMMY OH, JIMMY%$&*$$ OH %^$&%%$#OH JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY $%^$#. We were all laughing so much nobody really remembers the ride. My father's leg was bleeding when we got off where she had clawed him. To this day anytime Mother does something ditzy we all yell: JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY.

I'm surprised I didn't make this thread; maybe it's a good sign that I kept my voice low.

When we went to WDW the first time, DD was not quite 3 so we spent all our time in Fantasyland, except for DH riding Space Mt. a couple of times. The next time she was turning 4 and was tall enough to ride Splash and BTMRR. I did NOT want to get on Splash; I am a MAJOR ride wimp and I am terrified of heights. Now I :rotfl2: at the thought of being scared to go on Splash. My main thing is I don't like going UP. I hate when the car is going really slow up and up and up....All three of us are in one row on the log on Splash and we started going up the last big hill. I started freaking and wanted to climb out. DH was :lmao: and hanging onto my arm. I turned to him and said, in a low, throaty, Exorcist voice: "If I live to get off this *$# thing I am going to beat the @$*% out of you!" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: (and I don't talk like that!)

I lived and he asked if I was going to beat the $*# out of him. I said yes, after I ride it again. :rotfl2: I can now proudly say that I have ridden EVERYTHING at WDW and I lived to tell about it AND to ride them all again.

[Jozymouse]

A lady was referring to Minnie and said to her son: "Isnt that weird? Mickey's wearing a dress!" It happened years ago but I cant seem to be able to get it out of my head!!!!! :rotfl:

[dwheatl]

lol i wonder where they got that idea from. I would have loved to see there faces if someone had said that fastpass was free and they had been standing in some of them long lines for no reason.

My kids die of embarassment, but I have to clue people in when they say stuff like this. I would want people to tell me, so I tell others.

[disneyrocksmyfaceoff]

Well, my family was in Norway in a shop. I was looking at Viking hats and my dad was at the check-out counter. There was a very pretty young working there. Our family is very into the whole "pin trading" thing and my dad was looking at her lanyard. My dad was like
"I like your pins." and the girl said,
"You are looking at my breasts, no?" :rotfl:
My dad replied, "No, I was looking at your pins!" :confused3
She said, "Well it's okay if you were looking at my breasts because lots of men do."
Then she started totally flirting with him. :blush: :offtopic:
When my dad told my mom and my sisters and me we started to crack up!!! :joker:
Courtney

[Kimberly815]

Well, my family was in Norway in a shop. I was looking at Viking hats and my dad was at the check-out counter. There was a very pretty young working there. Our family is very into the whole "pin trading" thing and my dad was looking at her lanyard. My dad was like
"I like your pins." and the girl said,
"You are looking at my breasts, no?" :rotfl:
My dad replied, "No, I was looking at your pins!" :confused3
She said, "Well it's okay if you were looking at my breasts because lots of men do."
Then she started totally flirting with him. :blush: :offtopic:
When my dad told my mom and my sisters and me we started to crack up!!! :joker:
Courtney
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Oh, poor Dad!

[disneymama73]

Well, my family was in Norway in a shop. I was looking at Viking hats and my dad was at the check-out counter. There was a very pretty young working there. Our family is very into the whole "pin trading" thing and my dad was looking at her lanyard. My dad was like
"I like your pins." and the girl said,
"You are looking at my breasts, no?" :rotfl:
My dad replied, "No, I was looking at your pins!" :confused3
She said, "Well it's okay if you were looking at my breasts because lots of men do."
Then she started totally flirting with him. :blush: :offtopic:
When my dad told my mom and my sisters and me we started to crack up!!! :joker:

http://www.emotihost.com/surprised/1.gif

[mommystieg]

During our last visit, DD#1 woke up one morning and didn't feel well. It just happened to be our morning for PSB (DD#2 is a HUGE Sleeping Beauty fan). After much discussion we decided to leave DD#1 in the room and then return after breakfast to check on her. As we were walking to Epcot, I was distraught with having to make a decision like that. I was telling DH that I felt terrible, that I felt like I had to choose one child's needs over another, blah, blah, blah. I finished up by telling DH that I felt horrible and I didn't know how I was going to make myself feel better when DD#2 piped up from her stroller "Advil. Just take Advil mom, it will make you feel better." :rotfl:

[ellebeegee]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?" :rotfl2:

LOL! BTDT. When we flew down when my DD was not quite 3, our first visit, we got to MCO and out to the rental car area. We started to get into our rental and she had a major freak-out fit. VERY unlike her, seriously. She was screaming, "I don't LIKE this car! I want OUR car! You're not putting me in THIS CAR!" DH and I were :confused3 until we figured out that she didn't realize we were at another airport. She thought we drove to the Atlanta airport, got into a plane for an hour and ten minutes, landed back in Atlanta and we should have our car. :rotfl2: It was too funny, but when we figured it out and reasoned with her she was okay and even laughed at herself. ;)

[kaybird]

My favorite, while waiting for the MK parade: "Sit down, shut up, and don't breathe." That became the family motto for years and we still say it now to get a laugh...The kids would NOT behave and the mother was frustrated and it just came out-wrong.



Our gift to the deaf community- every church we've ever gone to can sign
"Sit down, shut up, and don't move"; the result of having 3 boys, and singing in the choir. Comes in handy at WDW too, can sign wildly to them, and no one knows I'm yelling :rotfl:

[rer1972]

A couple of us were sitting outside the main gates of Tower of Terror when this little kid and his mom walk up to the guy sitting next to us (the kid's dad I'm guessing), and the Dad ask the kid in Spanish, "How was the ride"? In an excited tone the kid yell's out, "My butt flew off the seat". I guess we were the only one's in the vicinity that understood Spanish because we got some odd stares when we all started cracking up. :rotfl:

[hogwartsdropout]

A lady was referring to Minnie and said to her son: "Isnt that weird? Mickey's wearing a dress!" It happened years ago but I cant seem to be able to get it out of my head!!!!! :rotfl:

:rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[dwheatl]

The first time I went on Slush Gusher at BB was about 9 yrs ago. When I hit one of the bumps, I flew way up in the air. I was scared to death about the landing, but it was not so bad because it was cushioned by water. When I got to the bottom, 2 teenage boys were watching everyone come down, and they greeted me with, "Nice hang time, lady!"

[kaabost]

A few years ago, I went to WDW with my parents. My dad has the smallest bladder in the world and my mom and I were making fun of him for it. Well, we had just walked into MGM and my dad had to go to the bathroom. My mom and I were waiting outside when we saw a couple of "washed up old Hollywood women" characters making a scene playfully harassing guests. So, my mom and I go up to them and tell them that a man named Steve is about to come out of the bathroom and we ask them to flirt with him (my dad is a flirt). Well, he comes out and these loud "washed up" women start yelling his name. "Steve! Steve! Why didn't you call me last night????? I've been waiting for you here all this time!" My dad is a smart man but he didn't "get" that these women were CM's. He was totally confused but obviously flattered and said "Uh, ladies, uh, I'm sorry, I'm married." My mom and I were standing off to the side laughing our cans off!!!!!!!!!

[WDWRULZ]

We were there last week and it was soooo hot and a DH and DW were there with their crying infant in the heat and I heard him ask his wife "Who in the h#$# called this the happiest celebration on earth?" It was pretty funny.

[Pollito916]

A few years ago, I went to WDW with my parents. My dad has the smallest bladder in the world and my mom and I were making fun of him for it. Well, we had just walked into MGM and my dad had to go to the bathroom. My mom and I were waiting outside when we saw a couple of "washed up old Hollywood women" characters making a scene playfully harassing guests. So, my mom and I go up to them and tell them that a man named Steve is about to come out of the bathroom and we ask them to flirt with him (my dad is a flirt). Well, he comes out and these loud "washed up" women start yelling his name. "Steve! Steve! Why didn't you call me last night????? I've been waiting for you here all this time!" My dad is a smart man but he didn't "get" that these women were CM's. He was totally confused but obviously flattered and said "Uh, ladies, uh, I'm sorry, I'm married." My mom and I were standing off to the side laughing our cans off!!!!!!!!!

That is too funny! I am going to have to try it on DH next time we go! :rotfl2:

[ellebeegee]

DS and I rode Everest for the first time in March. DS screams on even a mild roller coaster, so she was well into her frantic phrase when we reached the stop where the Yeti rips up the track and you go backwards.

I'd seen video on the net and knew what would come next. I hollered something like "he ripped up the track; we have to go backwards now."

Between screams my sister heard "We hit a bat; we have to go back now."

She thought that the ride had malfunctioned and that we were free falling back down the track. When we stopped at the track switch, she kept screaming to "stop stop, get off". She thought that it was an emergency stop. When we started again, she was incoherant. Her screaming had chaged to sort of panting, and I though that she might hperventilate.



I am so :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: right now!

[ellebeegee]

I wasn't there to see it, but DH related it to me. I think DD and I were at the room resting after being at another park the first part of the day, and DH skipped over to MGM with our tickets to grab fast passes for some things for that evening.

He came back to the room and said, "You'll never believe what I saw!" Apparently he stepped into one of the shops to buy something or look around and this man and woman were in there, dressed in outlandish wear and just berating each other. (I started snickering; you know where this is going.) ;) He said she had on a crazy hat and was beating her husband with her purse and yelling at him and the CM at the counter didn't say anything. He said, "I couldn't believe two people would act that way in public! And the way they were dressed. Man, those FL retirees are really nuts." He said after they left, w/o buying anything, he asked the CM at the counter about it. And the CM just shrugged and said, "That's certainly crazy but you wouldn't believe what all I see in here." :lmao:

Later in our visit we're at MGM and he says, "That's them! See them? See them? They're still fighting!" And, of course, now you know THE REST OF THE STORY....Streetmosphere actors. :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[denapoli]

My unassuming 4yr old DD wanted to go on TOT after just making the height requirement (height is the only thing that keeps her from trying any ride).
After the ride completes its series of vertical drops and everyone on the ride is still panting and trying to catch their breath. My DD, still holding onto the rail in front of us and looking forward as if the ride is still continuing turns to me and seriously and inquisitively asks me " Mommy is it going to drop yet?" I think everyone sitting in the car heard her and cracked up. :goodvibes :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[ellebeegee]

My unassuming 4yr old DD wanted to go on TOT after just making the height requirement (height is the only thing that keeps her from trying any ride).
After the ride completes its series of vertical drops and everyone on the ride is still panting and trying to catch their breath. My DD, still holding onto the rail in front of us and looking forward as if the ride is still continuing turns to me and seriously and inquisitively asks me " Mommy is it going to drop yet?" I think everyone sitting in the car heard her and cracked up. :goodvibes :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I've got no standing here whatsoever but my unofficial recommendation is to close the thread. I can't imagine ever hearing anything funnier than that!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thanks for sharing! Off to :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[vascubaguy]

Ok, this isn't something I overheard at Disney, but it is something I read that another DISer did at Disney. It cracks me up every time I read it. She posted it on another thread and figured I'd put it over here... :lmao: :rotfl2: (I just read it again) :rotfl2:

Anyway, here it is (hope ya don't mind DawnaJean - if you are reading this)...

Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" :blush: and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

Dawna

[M<3'sMickey]

Two years ago was the summer of calling EPCOT by the wrong name. My best friend and I were on the bus to Downtown Downtown Disney when a man and his family came on and asked for, "EPSCOT." My friend and I had a nice chuckle over this.

However, a comment on the Disney Magic still has my entire family laughing. On the ship, there's a family show called Mickey Mania. The question to the contestants was, "What does EPCOT stand for?" So the contestant starts fine, "Experimental Prototype Community of...of...The Future?" We all start laughing and are like, uh, no. The guy sitting at the table next to us goes, "Ah, EPCOF. Yes, I do believe that's the lesser known park next door." We nearly fell of our chairs. It was too funny. :lmao:

I've never laughed so hard in my life until I read some of these comments. I'll definitely keep an ear out when I'm in Disney in August!!!

[sorul82?]

My DD keeps asking about going to EGGCOT!

[UltimateWDWFan]

This isn't as side-splitting as some things I've read here, but it did strike me as odd: I was on the phone yesterday making a ressie for the Segway tour, and the CM told was telling me where Epcot Guest Serives was. (It was easier to let her tell me than to interrupt and say I already knew.) Anyway, she said "It's right near the big ba-- I mean right near Spaceship Earth." I asked her if she was going to say it was near the big ball, and she said yes, but when she remembered I was using an AP discount, she figured I would understand "Spaceship Earth." I think it's funny that they'd even allow the CMs to refer to it as the big ball, but she said that newbies understand that better. (And now I guess some people think that's where Mission Space is!)

[LorieR]

A lady was referring to Minnie and said to her son: "Isnt that weird? Mickey's wearing a dress!" It happened years ago but I cant seem to be able to get it out of my head!!!!! :rotfl:

:rotfl2: :rotfl:

[disneyrocksmyfaceoff]

During the MNSSHP I was dressed as Jasmine, and a bunch of little girls were like,
"Look Mommy! Jasmine!" :cloud9:

[ZanneMarie]

My DD keeps asking about going to EGGCOT!

My DD has changed EPCOT to Apple-cot. She also says Dis-i-nee and Jas-i-min. You now know how the entire family refers to these things. I have to really catch myself to say Disney rather than Dis-i-nee.

[mask_w03]

Ok I love this post and will make sure to keep my ears open when we go in November.

[disneymama73]

My DH likes to freak people out about the rides. I have no idea why he does this. So Soarin' was about to start. We've been on it a whole bunch of times before, but the ladies next to DH obviously were first-timers and don't speak much English. Just as the seats began to lift, my DH looked at me and loudly proclaimed, "This is the part where we go upside-down!" The woman next to him shouted, "Nooooooo!!!!!! No upside-down!!!" He quickly told her he was just joking and that the ride was NOT going upside-down.

[Becky521]

:blush: This happened on our trip back in 1994. It was our first time to see HISTA in Epcot. I was sitting next to my DM and my DF was on her other side. My DF grew up in a very poor area in Camden, NJ in the 40's and has had a deep seated fear of any rodents ever since he saw them scurrying through his boyhood home.Through out the show he sat quietly with his "safety goggles" on. When Adam brings on his white mouse and there is a multipling ray on stage it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was to come. Somehow my DF didn't put this together and noone else in the family gave much thought to his fear. When the mouse was duplicated and then the results started to scamper of the stage and I felt them against my legs I suddenly became aware of a commotion to my right. When I turned what I saw was my DF standing on the arms of his chair yelling "J^@#@ C*#@%@ Rats!!!" Well, the rest of the show was a total loss for both my DM and I as we couldn't see the screne through the tears. This continued to cause spontaeous snickers from both of us all day every time we thought of him standing above the audience or saw anything related to mice, easy to do at WDW. :rotfl2:

Just 138 days till our Christmas trip at ASMu family suites with Karen :eeyore: and Nick :joker: !! :santa:

:dumbo: :simba: :figment: :stitch: :goofy: :maleficen :sulley: :hmghost: :tigger: :ccat: :mickeyjum :donald:

Harry :drive:
BECKY :music:
KALYN pixiedust:
JOURDAN :tinker:

1986 HONEYMOON, June/July, Off Site
1990 September, Off Site
1994 August, Off Site
1997 August, Off Site
1999 August, ASMo
2002 August, POR
2004 *Christmas*, December, CSR

http://www.wdwinfo.com/photopost/data/663/121460Christmas-thumb.JPG (http://www.wdwinfo.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=21707) Christmas, 2004 at Disney Studios with Chip and Dale

[mammoth_fan]

Recently heard comment, " Oh, don't worry about that mess, we are used to it, our kid pukes all the time."

If we'd been there recently, that could have been us. DD is a puker, so we try to help other parents when their kid upchucks in public. :p

[mikayla73]

I am :lmao: :lmao: here! These are great. I am just subbing so I can read it all. I also heard something about a shocker thead so I am off to find that too! :thumbsup2 I am gonna be here a very looonnng time! :surfweb:

[Talking Hands]

A few years back I was on Kilimanjaro Safari and it was a really cold day. The woman behind me kept telling her daughter that the crocodiles were audioanimatronics and not real. Of course being reptiles they were all piled on top of each other and not moving. I told no they were real and she kept swearing they were fakes.

[BonnieA]

I overheard this comment while at the Fountainview Bakery:
"I want to go to Mission Space, throw up, and come back here."

[disneymama73]

I overheard this comment while at the Fountainview Bakery:
"I want to go to Mission Space, throw up, and come back here."

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

I overheard this comment while at the Fountainview Bakery:
"I want to go to Mission Space, throw up, and come back here."


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao:

[tinkgurl]

Last week, we were on the bus to MGM and there was this family that got on at our hotel too were sitting in front of us and were talking pretty loud so we heard their whole conversation the entire ride. The dad was talking about things at the parks and everything he said was completely wrong! That night was EMH at MK, and he was telling his teenage daughters about how our hotel was the only one with access to EMH, so "It will be like being at the park by yourself!" :rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Last time we were at Disney, a mom was trying to pry her screaming toddler from a water fountain. He kept wanting to push the buttons. In frustration, the mom said " I did not drive 1500 miles and pay 5000 dollars to bring you to the happiest place on Earth, so you could push a button!" We had a good chuckle over that one. :rotfl:

[Becky521]

Just bumping this thread for more great stories

[jboehm]

I have a friend who used to be a CM. On several occasions she was asked "What time is the 4 O'Clock parade?"

[CoolTrainerTerry]

From a bus driver at WDW: "There will be no eating, drinking, smoking, or beating of children while the lights are on." He then turns off the lights on the bus.

[sunny_]

2. Actually this was at the disney store, around christmas time. A little boy was telling his parents which of the toys he wanted and he, really loudly saud "I want a little Buzz and a big Woodie," and this lady across the store under her breath said "don't we all."



:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: LOL! That is hilarious!! Made me laugh out loud. The kids came in and asked me what I was laughing about!! lol

[julie_yet]

I was just at MK for a day trip this past Wednesday with my brother and SIL and I'm afraid I'm the one who spoke without thinking. The first time we rode BTM that day we sat in the very last car and it's so much more thrilling. You really get whipped around in the back. So later in the day we're in line for a second go and my brother suggests we try for the last car again. Well, I had just had a chocolate shake and root beer and I really wanted to be near the front so I say "I don't want to do the wild thing". They both stared at me for a second with the craziest looks while what I said sank in and then we all burst out laughing. I tried playing it off by saying I was saving myself. ;)

[Trini]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

I laughed out loud at that one!!!

[Becky_Boop]

I love this thread. :rotfl:

We were at HDDR, next to a table of a somewhat drunk group. It was near the end, where people are called up to be in the show, so their child was taken to the stage. The whole time he was up there, they were repeatedly yelling, "BOBBY!" at the top of their lungs. I feel bad for the kid- thankfully he didn't seem embarassed.

[firsttimemom]

I just choked on a saltine reading this! I spent 4 yrs living in downtown Boston and would probably have the same reaction.

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


:blush: [B][COLOR=BLUE]This happened on our trip back in 1994. It was our first time to see HISTA in Epcot. I was sitting next to my DM and my DF was on her other side. My DF grew up in a very poor area in Camden, NJ in the 40's and has had a deep seated fear of any rodents ever since he saw them scurrying through his boyhood home.Through out the show he sat quietly with his "safety goggles" on. When Adam brings on his white mouse and there is a multipling ray on stage it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was to come. Somehow my DF didn't put this together and noone else in the family gave much thought to his fear. When the mouse was duplicated and then the results started to scamper of the stage and I felt them against my legs I suddenly became aware of a commotion to my right. When I turned what I saw was my DF standing on the arms of his chair yelling "J^@#@ C*#@%@ Rats!!!"

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

In April I was standing around waiting for my family to get out of the bathrooms and the 20-25 year oldish woman went to go into the bathroom and her (I assume) boyfriend or husband came running across and grabbed her hand and was running with her going "This is Disney World! No time for the bathroom!" and he kept running! It was so bizarre (eventhough I wanted to do the same to my family ;))!

[Diznotyzed]

Well, ok, if we're gonna admit to embarrassing things we actually said ourselves, I'll own up to this one.

Four of us were on a girls only trip to DL, and when I say girls I really mean mid-fortyish. We all liked to pin trade and I'd brought along my extra MM shaped soft pin backs. All four of us were huddled close around a cute young male CM looking at his lanyard, when one gal dropped a metal pin back and couldn't find it. "It's ok" I somewhat loudly proclaimed, "I've got a bunch of rubbers back at the hotel". That poor CM went beet red, as did I, and I can only imagine what the other guests around us thought we were asking him to do!

[Groovee]

In April I was standing around waiting for my family to get out of the bathrooms and the 20-25 year oldish woman went to go into the bathroom and her (I assume) boyfriend or husband came running across and grabbed her hand and was running with her going "This is Disney World! No time for the bathroom!" and he kept running! It was so bizarre (eventhough I wanted to do the same to my family ;))!

PMSL, they must have been following a touring plan with no toilet stops.

[MidNite]

Well, ok, if we're gonna admit to embarrassing things we actually said ourselves, I'll own up to this one.

Four of us were on a girls only trip to DL, and when I say girls I really mean mid-fortyish. We all liked to pin trade and I'd brought along my extra MM shaped soft pin backs. All four of us were huddled close around a cute young male CM looking at his lanyard, when one gal dropped a metal pin back and couldn't find it. "It's ok" I somewhat loudly proclaimed, "I've got a bunch of rubbers back at the hotel". That poor CM went beet red, as did I, and I can only imagine what the other guests around us thought we were asking him to do!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[aubriee]

My DD keeps asking about going to EGGCOT!

My GD calls it EPICOT or worse APRICOT.

[dwheatl]

We just got home last night,and I'm already in withdrawal.
On Wed., we were in Epcot and went over to Living Seas. Where they have the statue of Dory and Nemo out the front, a family had stopped to take a picture. Dad lifts up his son and puts him in the dirt right by the statues, where he obviously does not belong. He looks where I am standing and sees a CM headed towards them, moving quickly and obviously coming to chew them out. Dad grabs the kid and says, "Junior, get out of there right now! What do you think you're doing?" Great job, Dad. When all else fails, pin it on the kid. :rotfl:

[Mariposa]

Well, ok, if we're gonna admit to embarrassing things we actually said ourselves, I'll own up to this one.

Four of us were on a girls only trip to DL, and when I say girls I really mean mid-fortyish. We all liked to pin trade and I'd brought along my extra MM shaped soft pin backs. All four of us were huddled close around a cute young male CM looking at his lanyard, when one gal dropped a metal pin back and couldn't find it. "It's ok" I somewhat loudly proclaimed, "I've got a bunch of rubbers back at the hotel". That poor CM went beet red, as did I, and I can only imagine what the other guests around us thought we were asking him to do!

:rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

Not Disney related, but similar.

When we were juniors in high school, my best friend and I attended a winter formal with a bunch of friends, we all stood around talking and then headed off to our various cars, planning to meet up for an after-dance stop at Waffle House (hey, it's what was open). Well, our car was the furthest off so everyone else had left by the time we discover we have a dead battery. Great, it's after midnight and we're stuck in the parking lot of a resort. So, we wander about in our slinky formal dresses, hoping for rescue, when we happen upon two 20 something maintenance guys in a truck. I, being a complete moron, run over to them (trailing my friend, the one with the common sense) and loudly ask the guys, "Hi, will you please come jump us?" They both just sat there looking confused and alarmed until I realized what I had said and my friend (after glaring at me for a few moments) explained the situation.

[Daisy'sMom]

:Pinkbounc I just love these stories!

[tink55]

On a really hot, crowded summer trip we overheard a man tell his group (in all seriousness) "We'll never see it all at this rate... from now on it's three parks a day, folks". We use that line now too but only in jest!

[arkansas mom]

Last year on the plane to Orlando, DS9 struck up a conversation with a family of 5 on their way to the World. At one point he asked them where they were going to stay. The dad replied "Oh, I don't know. We'll decide when we get to Disney World." :sad2: Mind you, this was in June.
When we landed, DS asked the family how they would be getting to their resort. The dad said, we'll probably just ride the shuttle. :sad2:

[pepperw23]

Dont feel bad. I thought the same thing being from MI. I didnt have any interest in seeing the Osborne lights, I am not an Ozzy fan. Good thing for the Dis boards (and their pictures) I would have not gone to see it at MGM and missed something really cool! :thumbsup2

For real it is not Ozzy? I always thought it was...huh, the things you learn. :)

[tiggerwannabe]

Last year on the plane to Orlando, DS9 struck up a conversation with a family of 5 on their way to the World. At one point he asked them where they were going to stay. The dad replied "Oh, I don't know. We'll decide when we get to Disney World." :sad2: Mind you, this was in June.
When we landed, DS asked the family how they would be getting to their resort. The dad said, we'll probably just ride the shuttle. :sad2:

:faint: :earseek:

For all the planning I do it's amazes me that people really think like that...

[kvogel11202]

Ok, this isn't something I overheard at Disney, but it is something I read that another DISer did at Disney. It cracks me up every time I read it. She posted it on another thread and figured I'd put it over here... :lmao: :rotfl2: (I just read it again) :rotfl2:

Anyway, here it is (hope ya don't mind DawnaJean - if you are reading this)...

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink


That is the best one I have read.....I read another one about some lady telling her friend Disney uses "fake fire"? But that one takes the cake! Thanks for sharing! :woohoo:

[PortieOwner]

6 year old boy to his father (at about 1030pm one night at the MK):

"Shut up, poopy head!"

Put me off having kids for about 10 years.

[I_Believe_In_Faries]

i over heard someone say that the old ski lift thing was snow whites casltle...the words were "wow they did snow whites castle really great" as they pointed to the ski lift thing...they were dead serious to. :rotfl:

[Becky521]

Several years ago we took our family to WDW for the second time. Our DS was about 3 at the time and was receiving speech therapy for a severe speech problem. On the day we were visiting MK we decided to see the HM. Our DS wasn't to sure about this and all through the line and the first walking part of the ride we kept assuring him that it was going to be fine as this was Mickey's house and it was all fun. About half way through the cemetary he had finally had enough and loudly announced "I know dis is Mihkee's house but IT's not bun bor me!" This is a quote we still use everytime we do the HM 13 years later.

:tigger:

[JKMJ441724]

Not sure if this qualifies for a dumb thing said...or a dumb thing done (probably both).

And frankly I can't believe that I'm admitting it.

Last year, before we went on our Disney Cruise, we made a one day pit stop at the magic kingdom. We had nine people there, including my two small children. We had just left Toontown and were heading to FantasyLand and most of the people in our group were in front of me. I began looking frantically for my DD4. I stopped dead in my tracks and yelled to the others "where's dd4? Where's dd4". They all turned around and looked at me but they just stood there.

I was totally freaking out and getting mad that no one was moving to help me look. Did they not realize how big this place is and how small she is and how fast she could be lost or taken??? I again shouted "where's dd4?" Nothing.

I turned around to go back to Toontown to look for her myself. I had taken about 3 steps when I heard my sister call my name. I turned back around, thinking of how much time had passed and all that could have happened in that time span and yelled with much exasperation "WHAT?" My sister then pointed her finger at me and said...

"you're holding her."

And I was. When I got home and told other people in my family the story, they asked me if I was embarrassed. I told them "no, I was relieved." :crazy:

[northie]

MK, last October, as we entered the park in the morning, a mom was saying to a little girl about 5 or 6: "You're dining with me tonight. I will be your character for the evening."

Cosmic Rays, crowded at lunch time last October...I went to hold a table and hubby ordered our food. An older couple was sitting at the table next to us and the man looked like he had just about had it...I heard him tell his wife as they stood up to go, "This may be the happiest place on earth, but I ain't feelin' it." I thought it was funny until I saw her face...she looked so sad, I still feel sad for her when I think about it. I wonder if she got to enjoy her trip at all or if he was Mr. Sour Patch the whole time.

Hubby, on the way back to the table with the food heard this exchange: "Jimmy, stop touching your sister." "Ryan, be careful, don't spill that!" "Jimmy, quit it." "GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THAT TRASH CAN!"

Sara

[Kevenswife2]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: with tears :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Out of all these posts, THIS IS the ONE which made me laugh till I cried!! This has been me on several occasions so I sympothize, but it's still funny!

Not sure if this qualifies for a dumb thing said...or a dumb thing done (probably both). And frankly I can't believe that I'm admitting it.
Last year, before we went on our Disney Cruise, we made a one day pit stop at the magic kingdom. We had nine people there, including my two small children. We had just left Toontown and were heading to FantasyLand and most of the people in our group were in front of me. I began looking frantically for my DD4. I stopped dead in my tracks and yelled to the others "where's dd4? Where's dd4". They all turned around and looked at me but they just stood there. I was totally freaking out and getting mad that no one was moving to help me look. Did they not realize how big this place is and how small she is and how fast she could be lost or taken??? I again shouted "where's dd4?" Nothing. I turned around to go back to Toontown to look for her myself. I had taken about 3 steps when I heard my sister call my name. I turned back around, thinking of how much time had passed and all that could have happened in that time span and yelled with much exasperation "WHAT?" My sister then pointed her finger at me and said...
"you're holding her."
And I was. When I got home and told other people in my family the story, they asked me if I was embarrassed. I told them "no, I was relieved." :crazy:

[kellyb2000]

Out of all these posts, THIS IS the ONE which made me laugh till I cried!!

You should have seen it in person - it was HILARIOUS!!!!! We just stood there and looked at her because we thought - "she can't be serious" but she was. We still laugh about it!!!

BTW - I'm her sister. :)

[disjointed]

A couple years ago we were at WS in Epcot, we were walking by the Canada pavillion. I walked by a family, their youngest son turned to his mom and said, "Mommy, isn't Canada a state?" I couldn't help but laugh.

[disney1742]

Can't wait to go.. :)

[clonetothebone]

You should have seen it in person - it was HILARIOUS!!!!! We just stood there and looked at her because we thought - "she can't be serious" but she was. We still laugh about it!!!

BTW - I'm her sister. :)

This is so funny but I had one more question? Does she always call your niece DD4? or does she have a regular name too! :thumbsup2

[clonetothebone]

Overheard at Blizzard Beach on last trip: "Why are they playing all this Chrismas music in June?" I almost spoke up and explained that it went along with the theme of being a snowy ski resort and then I thought why waste my breath.

DW overheard at Epcot as we were waiting in line at rope drop: Two men (looked like college professors)were talking about how the parks were so much dirtier than in the past and the older 50 something man says "It's because the type of people that they are letting in has really gotten bad." DW said he had the worst body oder she had smelled all week!

[iggbees]

we were at typhoon lagoon our first day in the world back in july. it was lunch time and we were holding a table near the food stand, because it was extremely crowded that day and our parents were in line to get the food, so we figured they'd be here soon. anyway, there was a girl sitting next to us at another table who was holding it for her family as well. this older couple comes up to her holding their food and says "are you holding this table?" the girl says yes, and the woman says "well, you're not allowed to save tables, you know!" the girl just shrugs and continues to sit there. (my sister and i are staring at each other laughing that the lady made up something so silly) the lady gets really poed and tells her husband that she's just going to sit down on the ground next to the garbage can because they couldn't find a table and she actually did!

the best part was that there were about 6 other people holding tables (including my sister and i) but they didn't say a word to them. i guess that girl looked very intimidatable. :confused3

[Hixski]

I have heard more than one child say something along these lines in WDW.

"You never let me go anywhere I want" Right, WDW is nowhere. :rotfl2:

"You never let me do anything I want" You are standing in the line for the ride you want. :rotfl2:

I have heard both of these waiting in the lines for a ride. Gee, when I was younger I wish that I could just go to WDW. I only got to go once till I was older. Those are as bad as the 7 or 8 year old screaming in the parking lot the day after Christmas. "You never let me have any toys" Okayyyy, the day after Christmas. :rolleyes:

[Polofan87]

The funniest thing I ever heard at MK definately came out of my OWN Mouth, unintentionally of course!!

A few weeks ago, we were finishing up a LONG day at MK with my DH, 2 kids, stepson and his wife, and their 5 month old baby.

Everyone else went on Splash Mountain at about 7 p.m. except me - I was left with my ds (2) and my step-grandson, 5 months. My son was being SO good, but the baby was really upset. My son probably sat there for 20 minutes playing with a small bag of trail mix. He was picking out the parts he likes, and putting the rest of the stuff (basically the nuts) in the little cup holders in the tray of his stroller. Then he'd move them from one place to the other, and back again. In the meantime, the baby REALLY started getting upset, and I'm trying to bounce him on my knee, and at the same time, my son decides he's had enough of this and he's getting out of the stroller NOW. So I'm saying "Please, Elliot, get back in the stroller. Come on Elliot, come on over here and sit, please. Come on, you can sit over here and play with your nuts"!!! Well, there was a young guy sitting next to me (with his infant child) who started to snicker (like you snicker in church when you know you shouldn't be snickering). I ALMOST DIED when I realized what I had said, QUITE LOUDLY, in front of too many people!!! I had to keep sitting there and wait another 15 minutes or so until they all came off the ride.... It was awful!

Hahaha :rotfl: I woulda died laughing if i was next to you.

[Tiffer]

I'm not sure it's funny but when we were waiting for a bus at AKL a woman came up to us and asked where the bus was to get to the other resorts. I told her there wasn't one. Oh no, she said. There is a bus that will get me to GF. I know there is. Nope, I told her. There are no resort to resort buses. She argued with us for about 5 minutes. I told her she should take the MK bus and grab the monorail to GF. She was traveling with about 7 others plus one person with an electric scooter. Off she went in a huff. Only to have 3 bus drivers tell her the same thing. So, on the bus with us she gets since we were going to MK to get a BWV bus. She is sitting in back of us and asks if she will get wet or if the walkway to the monorail was indeed a covered one. She was somewhat miffed about all our answers. Not funny but sad I guess. Why don't people buy a good guidebook before they spend all that money.

If no guide book, then be the type of person who likes to "roll with it". If you are anal...join the DISboards or buy the book indeed!

[hmp2z]

- "There's this really fancy restaurant in that hotel [points to the GF]. It's called Victor's Italian Restaurant, and it's really nice."

- Two girls on the Tower of Terror telling this family who were riding for the first time, "Try not to get in the front row. It's the scariest." :confused3

- A woman at Teppanyaki asking the chef, "So do you commute here from Japan every day?"

- A family at the airport, wheeling around a Disney wheelchair full of their carry-on luggage. When they went to board the plane, they gave the WDW wheelchair to the flight attendant, to pack for them. He looked at it and said, "Um, this is a Disney wheelchair." They just looked at him & didn't say anything, so he added, "Yeah, these are really nice." I guess that's why they decided to steal it...
BTW, on the flight back, this family was seated across from us. The boy, maybe 9, wet his pants before the plane took off, which angered his older sister, who punched him in the nose. His nose started bleeding, and mom asked the flight attendant for some napkins to wipe up the blood & urine. Ech.

We've seen a few odd things involving potatoes. One woman boarded the monorail by herself and pulled a baked potato out of her purse. She then proceeded to gnaw on the potato as she rode the monorail.

Another couple was seated near us at the Rose & Crown. They sat down, opened a bag of potato chips, and started eating it at their table. They finished the entire bag of potato chips, then ordered drinks and a meal.

Cheers!
Heather W

[hmp2z]

6 year old boy to his father (at about 1030pm one night at the MK):

"Shut up, poopy head!"

Put me off having kids for about 10 years.

On this most recent trip, we heard a French child call his mother a "putain." I was shocked! Then an American toddler (couldn't have been more than 3) told his dad something (I forgot what - it wasn't earth-shaking), and the dad answered him, "That's bulls@#$"

I couldn't imagine living with a small child with whom I had that kind of relationship.
Cheers!
Heather W

[Hixski]

On this most recent trip, we heard a French child call his mother a "putain." I was shocked! Then an American toddler (couldn't have been more than 3) told his dad something (I forgot what - it wasn't earth-shaking), and the dad answered him, "That's bulls@#$"

I couldn't imagine living with a small child with whom I had that kind of relationship.
Cheers!
Heather W

We were in a Disney store looking around. A boy about 6 was being rather bratty yanking on stuff and yelling for his Dad. Dad was standing about 5 feet away. When Dad walked over the kid said "Tie my shoe. I need it tied." Dad was holding alot of stuff. (Assuming for bratty kid). I guess Dad was not quick enough because he then yelled. "NOW...Don't make me tell you again." DH walked by and said "Hurry Dad, you don't want him to tell you again." Kid was still hollering about something as we walked out. :rolleyes:

[Darkwing Duck]

most of the disney characters make minimum wage, thats not a lot for walking around in a heavy costume when its 90 degrees +

:banana:

[KimR]

-We've seen a few odd things involving potatoes. One woman boarded the monorail by herself and pulled a baked potato out of her purse. She then proceeded to gnaw on the potato as she rode the monorail.
Heather W

:lmao: For some reason, the image of that just cracks me up!

[LuvN~Travel]

A couple years ago we were at WS in Epcot, we were walking by the Canada pavillion. I walked by a family, their youngest son turned to his mom and said, "Mommy, isn't Canada a state?" I couldn't help but laugh.

You didn't know it's our 51st state? For shame! Isn't it a doozy too? :rotfl:
Kim

[JKMJ441724]

This is so funny but I had one more question? Does she always call your niece DD4? or does she have a regular name too! :thumbsup2

DD4 is her given name. I'm really into Disney. She's 10.

[kellyb2000]

This is so funny but I had one more question? Does she always call your niece DD4? or does she have a regular name too! :thumbsup2

She's weird like that. :rolleyes1

[frayedend]

Okay, this wasn't at Disney but it made me laugh for about 20 minutes. It might be a "had to be there" moment but here it goes...

4th of July and we get in the car to leave the local fireworks show. It's about 11 PM, the kids are tired and cranky in the back seat of the car. And we are stuck in traffic on a back road. We haven't moved more than 1 foot in about 20 minutes. Then we move about 2 car lengths and stop again. Without looking at me and in a very serious yet kind of quiet tone my wife says, "Wow, they must have some fast pedestrians around here".

I turn to look at her and instead I look out the passenger window at a fence with a sign...

SLOW
DOWN
PEDESTRIANS

[cuucuu4karaoke]

Well let me give you a preview of what will be said by my DS age 3 (4 in oct) when we are there 9/3-9/17....

This will be said in the bathrooms so keep an ear out and say hi if you hear this said in a little boy voice...

"come on pee pee wake up...come out! come out NOW!"
"my tushy's singing the abc song.." when he passes gas (sorry to be gross but it's funny)

[hmp2z]

:lmao: For some reason, the image of that just cracks me up!

And here is a photo of Potato Girl herself :)

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL480/2309041/11436958/176648755.jpg

My husband is one of those who, when he sees something funny, has to snap a picture (surreptitiously, of course). We have the most BIZARRE vacation photos you've ever seen, but they always make us laugh :)

Cheers!
Heather W

[vascubaguy]

And here is a photo of Potato Girl herself :)

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL480/2309041/11436958/176648755.jpg

My husband is one of those who, when he sees something funny, has to snap a picture (surreptitiously, of course). We have the most BIZARRE vacation photos you've ever seen, but they always make us laugh :)

Cheers!
Heather W

:rotfl2:

At least it wasn't a turkey leg! whew, could you have imagined the smell in there!

[dwheatl]

:rotfl2:

At least it wasn't a turkey leg! whew, could you have imagined the smell in there!

Hey, a turkey leg would beat the actual smell there. My DD whipped out some citrus perfume and sprayed it to try to cover it up, but then it just smelled like someone pooped on a lemon tree. :rotfl:

[rer1972]

My husband is one of those who, when he sees something funny, has to snap a picture (surreptitiously, of course). We have the most BIZARRE vacation photos you've ever seen, but they always make us laugh
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That picture is awesom!!!! I just bought my digital camera for the trip in February, and I think I'm going to have to have it out the whole time there just to get these type of action shots. :lmao:

[Violet Crayon]

So, it wasn't at WDW but I work at TDS and a little boy kept taking things and putting them in a pile on the floor. His mother was shaking her head and kept asking him to stop, and I tried to come over and pick a few things up and he started screaming bloody murder. He found a toy car with Stitch behind the wheel and was vrooming it in a little arc and his mom kneeled down in front of him.

Mom: sweetie, could you please pick all of these things up?
Kid keeps playing with the car ignoring her
Mom: ok, I'm going to pick them up. (she grabs some things)
kid keeps ignoring her and watching the toy car
Mom: (puts her hand on his head tenderly) If you don't stop this you are going to drive me to drinking.

[Daisy'sMom]

:rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[Fitswimmer]

it just smelled like someone pooped on a lemon tree

OK, I'm going to refrain from asking you how you know what that smells like and just thank you for making me laugh for the last 10 minutes!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[Trini]

Heard this comment yesterday from a little girl in a stroller, looked to be 2 or 3.

"Mickey, Where are you?" She was yelling it over and over, it was simply adorable!

[Simba's Mom]

Heard this comment yesterday from a little girl in a stroller, looked to be 2 or 3.

"Mickey, Where are you?" She was yelling it over and over, it was simply adorable!
I can just picture it-it must have been adorable! When we were at OKW in November, there was a little princess below us who used to come out on the porch in the morning and yell, "Geese! Where ahh you, geese?" around 7:00am. Much more enjoyable than the wake-up call! I call her a princess because one morning I got to see her and she was dressed as a princess.

[Tigger79]

This past May we were walking behind this little boy had had found a map of some sort(not sure what) he said "Mom,look what I found." He was really excited & then he goes on to say "what is it?" It was so cute and funny on how he found the map but had no idea what it was!

[allflgirl]

Maybe not so funny but I laughed at a little kid, probably 4 or 5 years old kept asking his father, "when are we going to Disney?". We were walking behind them in Epcot. I think the little kid meant to say the Magic Kingdom but to him Epcot wasn't Disney. Oh BTW, the father kept replying, "in a little while" every time his son asked that question. I think that's why it was so funny to me.

[LennyAaronRoxx]

I was in line for Space Mountain and these two people were complaining how Disney was open at a later hour for some special ticket event or something, I thought it was hilarious.

[Poohbear123]

As I was exiting, I heard a lady say to another family member: "Thats Battleship Earth!" :rolleyes: I believe she was talking about Spaceship earth! :rolleyes: :lmao:

[Poohbear123]

And here is a photo of Potato Girl herself :)

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL480/2309041/11436958/176648755.jpg

My husband is one of those who, when he sees something funny, has to snap a picture (surreptitiously, of course). We have the most BIZARRE vacation photos you've ever seen, but they always make us laugh :)

Cheers!
Heather W
OMG! :lmao: Where was your DH when the Can of Corn incident was going on? :rotfl2:

[Trini]

Heard another funny thing:

At Disney Quest: 4 or 5 year old doing the Animation Class. They were learning how to draw Goofy. The instructor told them to draw in the eyeballs. Really loudly the kid says: "Look mom, my goofy has big balls". Everyone in that area started cracking up. Of course, he meant big eye balls, but that's not what he said :)

[Dolce27]

:Pinkbounc bump! :Pinkbounc

[tink71973]

These are too funny.

[Tiffer]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

This oneis DEFINATELY the FUNNIEST . Whoever has her wear that shirt is a genious.

[Tiffer]

Too many pages to re-read the whole thing, I don't think I posted this yet so here goes..(sorry if it's a repeat)

We were having dinner at Chef Mickey's, which is our 1st night tradition..DSS6 and DD3 at the time and DM and me. My DSS is on the chubby side. The 2 kids were so excited to be there (as were the adults) that when Goofy cam e to the table to sign & pose, the kids went running up to him and with Cheese ball smiles from ear to ear, DSS, ran up to him as he kneeled down on one knee to pose wiht the kids and kind of knocked Goofy over. Not flat on his back but knowkced him off balance. Goofy said Oh..SH#T!!

DM and I should have been upset, but we almost peed our pants laughing b/c we never heard anything like that from a character! DSS's face was in SHOCK!! I thought he was traumatized...but he was fine.

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

Too many pages to re-read the whole thing, I don't think I posted this yet so here goes..(sorry if it's a repeat)

We were having dinner at Chef Mickey's, which is our 1st night tradition..DSS6 and DD3 at the time and DM and me. My DSS is on the chubby side. The 2 kids were so excited to be there (as were the adults) that when Goofy cam e to the table to sign & pose, the kids went running up to him and with Cheese ball smiles from ear to ear, DSS, ran up to him as he kneeled down on one knee to pose wiht the kids and kind of knocked Goofy over. Not flat on his back but knowkced him off balance. Goofy said Oh..SH#T!!

DM and I should have been upset, but we almost peed our pants laughing b/c we never heard anything like that from a character! DSS's face was in SHOCK!! I thought he was traumatized...but he was fine. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Sorry but that is the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards. Hearing Goofy say what he said sounds so priceless, it should be on a Mastercard commercial.

[TJ's Mom]

My daughter was about 18 months when we took her to Disney World for the first time. We were on a bus that was not very crowded. All of a sudden, she started saying very loudly "Oh Sh**! Oh Sh**!" over and over again. The whole bus got silent except for her. I was mortified!! My husband and I are not big swearers and I had no idea where this was coming from. I looked at her and realized she was pointing to a lake. I said just as loudly as her, "No honey that is not an ocean - it's a lake!" The whole bus took one big sigh of relief!

[Mickey's*Chickey]

Okay this was pretty funny for us. These people from probably England were in line right behind us on RnR and it was there first time on the ride, so naturally they were a bit nervous. This was there convosation with a CM right b4 they went into the area with Aerosmith.

Family: Could You Compare This Ride With Anyother ones?

CM: *Thinks* I'd Say.. Its A Small World

Family: *Confused* But I Dont Think IASM goes upside down 3 times?

CM: Yea.. But its in the dark!

Everyone who heard the CM started laughing. To this day.. We're still no sure if that CM was being serious or not. LOL!

[BratTink]

My daughter was about 18 months when we took her to Disney World for the first time. We were on a bus that was not very crowded. All of a sudden, she started saying very loudly "Oh Sh**! Oh Sh**!" over and over again. The whole bus got silent except for her. I was mortified!! My husband and I are not big swearers and I had no idea where this was coming from. I looked at her and realized she was pointing to a lake. I said just as loudly as her, "No honey that is not an ocean - it's a lake!" The whole bus took one big sigh of relief!


This is one of the funniest things I've read!

[Izeesmom]

keep them coming I am sure when I get back from out trip (the people I am going with) will have said some funny things........ :crazy:

[BratTink]

I was at MNSSHP in 2003. I went up to a cast member dressed as a pirate (near POC) to ask a question. He replied "I don't work here lady"!

[Grumpy_Disney_Dad]

This didnt occur at WDW but is definately related. I used to work for Colonial Williamsburg back in the late 90s. One day while I was passing the horse paddock on the way back to my car , a gentlemanfrom New York City waved me over to where hin and his family were watching the horses graze. When i got over there he very seriously and polietly asked " How did Williamsburg get the animatronic horses to smell so real , we just got back from Disney, and your robots are much more realistic" It took every thing i had to keep a straight face while explaining that they were in fact "real" horses. I went and told the horse groomer what they had said and convinced the groomer to let the family in the barn so they could pet our "robot " horses

[PrincessJasmine1972]

^^LOL.... that's a good one!

[hogwartsdropout]

Here's a few from my recent trip to the World:

When you're in the stretching room in Haunted Mansion, and it all goes dark, all you could hear was some guy screaming; "DON'T EAT ME!!!!"


"You either have both socks on, or both socks off!!!" -Heard at Epcot.


"Hey Sir, you dropped your smile" - A cast member said this to a guest exiting Epcot who was obviously very tired and cranky.


And finally...

Heard on the monorail on the way to MK...

Guy points at Space Mountain, "Hey look!! It's the castle!!"

[JKMJ441724]

This oneis DEFINATELY the FUNNIEST . Whoever had her wear that shirt is a genious.

Genious? Seriously? Who are your other role models? The Mansons?

[babynurse1]

Ok-maybe asian women have an off beat sense of humor, because when I read the post about the eat *%$# tshirt, it reminded me of a shirt I saw at the world a few years back.

Young asian womans tshirt said "Me not love you long time" Several people would read it and laugh. If her goal was to get attention---she did

[Tiffer]

Genious? Seriously? Who are your other role models? The Mansons?


It's a JOKE! COMEDY...NOT murder. A little heavy on the comparison....don't ya think?

[Pollito916]

Too many pages to re-read the whole thing, I don't think I posted this yet so here goes..(sorry if it's a repeat)

We were having dinner at Chef Mickey's, which is our 1st night tradition..DSS6 and DD3 at the time and DM and me. My DSS is on the chubby side. The 2 kids were so excited to be there (as were the adults) that when Goofy cam e to the table to sign & pose, the kids went running up to him and with Cheese ball smiles from ear to ear, DSS, ran up to him as he kneeled down on one knee to pose wiht the kids and kind of knocked Goofy over. Not flat on his back but knowkced him off balance. Goofy said Oh..SH#T!!

DM and I should have been upset, but we almost peed our pants laughing b/c we never heard anything like that from a character! DSS's face was in SHOCK!! I thought he was traumatized...but he was fine.

That is so funny! A little off-topic, but what do DSS and DM stand for?

[Tiffer]

That is so funny! A little off-topic, but what do DSS and DM stand for?

Disney Step-Son and Disney Mom!! :thumbsup2

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Here's one from a LONG time ago. My family and I were riding the monorail, and the announcer had a very southern accent, very similar to my own. A couple behind us (I THINK they were French) was laughing at the guy, with the husband "translating" to his wife by saying "that's Southern for...". I was a smarty-pants teenager at the time, and about the 10th time he did this, I turned around and said "Kiss my a**, that's Southern for Kiss my a**". Everyone around us burst out laughing, except my DD and DM...they got mad at the time, but they still tell that story to this day. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[jennyl772003]

DS and I had just gotten off of Star Tours when we heard a little 3, maybe 4 year old girl. You need to imagine all of the attitude a little girl can have, add some head bobs and hand gestures and here goes

"Ididnotlikethatrideonebitthatrideisnotforkidsidon' tknowwhytheywouldsaythatrideisforkidscuzitisnotjus tbecauseakidistallenoughtoridethisdoesnotmeankidss houldridethisthisrideisdefinitalynotforkidsIcan'tb eleivetheysaythisrideisforkids..."

Her dad just kept nodding his head and walking.

[BamaFan121s]

My daughter was about 18 months when we took her to Disney World for the first time. We were on a bus that was not very crowded. All of a sudden, she started saying very loudly "Oh Sh**! Oh Sh**!" over and over again. The whole bus got silent except for her. I was mortified!! My husband and I are not big swearers and I had no idea where this was coming from. I looked at her and realized she was pointing to a lake. I said just as loudly as her, "No honey that is not an ocean - it's a lake!" The whole bus took one big sigh of relief!

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao:

That is HILARIOUS!

I remember waiting in line to ride Barnstormer one time and they had to stop the ride for lightning in the area--there was a boy, maybe 4 or 5 behind us with his dad, who explained to him, "I know we waited in line...they have to stop...it's dangerous, blah blah blah." and the boy just kind of shook his head in disgust and said, "Well son of a b****!"
The dad was so embarrassed! :blush: We couldn't help but laugh! :lmao:

[philaround]

This is from my DGS on our last trip in May. He was only 4 years old at the time and we were concerned about thelate nights, so we planned late starts for most of our trip but from the first morning he was always the first one awake. He would run to the window and push the drape out of the way so he could see out. After looking he would turn and look at us still in bed and annouce that it was time to get up because "The sun was awake."

[kirkharrod]

"come on pee pee wake up...come out! come out NOW!"


That's what I say, too!!!!!

[Tink n Poohbear]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink


OMG, this is the funniest thing I've ever read. I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks because I'm laughing so hard. :rotfl2:

[JennyMominRI]

2 weeks ago we were at the MK and there was this very lovely family behind us...We were all on the train and riding it around the park..I think it was their first day because they were trying to orient themselves.. I heard the dad explaining various rides to the kids as they went by...They were all wronf of course..My favorite one was when his kids asked him what BTMR was he said,in his authoritive voice....That's Rolling Thunder,a log flume ride that is a cross between Splash Mountain and Space Mountan. He also thought the Tower of Terror was Stitch's Tower of Terror

[Mickey1122]

On Keys to the Kingdom...
In a heavy Southern accent: "I wonder if Tinkerbelle ever gets struck by lightning." We were shocked at the stupidity of this question.

[BamaFan121s]

....That's Rolling Thunder,a log flume ride that is a cross between Splash Mountain and Space Mountan.

Wouldn't it have been hilarious if one of the trains had roared by right as he said that! :cloud9: Ya know, if you don't know, just say, "I don't know."

[Drummer71]

One time when I was in MK i was in line for some popcorn in tomorrowland. as i was stadning inline i was kind of listening to the people's conversation behind me. they were saying "Oh my gosh we're lost in Disneyland, ok so all we have to do is find Snow White's castle." They were getting pretty mad to, but if they weren so mad then they probably would have relized if they had just turned around instead of arguing with each other "Snow White's" Castle would have been right there in plane sight. But i just minded my own buisness i just got my popcorn and left. I wonder if they ever did find "snow White's" Castle...

[Timon_n_Pumba]

That's what I say, too!!!!!

Er, maybe you oughta get that checked out, ya think?

:rotfl:

Scott in MO

[Kimberly815]

At the All Star Movies Goofy pool, just a few days ago. . . . as we were getting out of the pool to head back to the room there was a fun British family getting in. They were being silly and loud- nothing out of the ordinary. The dad was using one of those water noodles to make a loud slapping noise on the water. Mom, who was sitting in the beach chair nearby us as we toweled off says "Okay dear, thats enough. You are scaring all the small children with that." . . and the son says "Yeah, dad. You are scaring them, but not nearly as much as you do when you wear your speedo!" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Todd&Copper]

I almost forgot about this, but when DSis and I saw Gideon and Foulfellow , I said, "look, Raggedy Robin Hood and his pal Smelly Cat!" And someone benind us was listening in and started laughing.
Also at that "other park" [Universal], when we saw signs about Baby Swap, I said, "guess that's what you do if you have a 'snuggly' baby and want to try to trade up." And not a minute later, a couple of older teen boys who were there with their parents said the same thing about trading your baby for a better one.
And on the Mexico ride at Epcot, we were put into the third row of a boat, the first two rows of which were *packed* by a group of latinos who would not stop taking pictures of everything on the ride. DSis leaned over and asked me why they were taking pictures of their "home." I completely lost it.

[rer1972]

One time when I was in MK i was in line for some popcorn in tomorrowland. as i was stadning inline i was kind of listening to the people's conversation behind me. they were saying "Oh my gosh we're lost in Disneyland, ok so all we have to do is find Snow White's castle." They were getting pretty mad to, but if they weren so mad then they probably would have relized if they had just turned around instead of arguing with each other "Snow White's" Castle would have been right there in plane sight. But i just minded my own buisness i just got my popcorn and left. I wonder if they ever did find "snow White's" Castle...
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Hmmmm, do you remember if the person said oh my gosh like "Oh Gawsh"? Was this person over 6 feet tall, green hat, black floppy ears? Just wondering.

[Poohbear123]

I almost forgot about this, but when DSis and I saw Gideon and Foulfellow , I said, "look, Raggedy Robin Hood and his pal Smelly Cat!" And someone benind us was listening in and started laughing.
Also at that "other park" [Universal], when we saw signs about Baby Swap, I said, "guess that's what you do if you have a 'snuggly' baby and want to try to trade up." And not a minute later, a couple of older teen boys who were there with their parents said the same thing about trading your baby for a better one.
And on the Mexico ride at Epcot, we were put into the third row of a boat, the first two rows of which were *packed* by a group of latinos who would not stop taking pictures of everything on the ride. DSis leaned over and asked me why they were taking pictures of their "home." I completely lost it.
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Thats Funny! I have seen the Asia People do the same thing on IASW! :lmao:

[msinformation]

Three funny things overheard last week...

At the Tower of Terror, we hear a woman with obvious and immediate panic in her voice say "Big drop? I thought you told me this was another Disney hotel!"

We were joining the line for the Carousel of Progress and heard a man explain to his son that they were waiting for the little cars that travel around the park (must have had TTA confused with COP) and telling him all the things that they were going to see. The whole time the son keeps trying to say "Dad, I don't think that's right..." but the father keeps interrupting his son. The really funny part? They were actually waiting in an outrageously long line to meet Buzz Lightyear, which was right next to COP (which had no line incidentally).

And finally, an older Southern couple was in the store in China looking at the scarves and wraps. The man picked up a lace wrap/shawl and said "Well how are you supposed to wear this thing? It's all see through!" A salesperson comes over and he asks her about it. She tells him it's a shawl. He carefully and poorly pronounces it as if speaking to someone who doesn't speak English. "S-h-a-w-l? I don't know what you're saying." The poor salesperson didn't quite know what to say so she repeated it and sort of nodded. The man then says "So people just wear see through clothes over there? I mean, it's beautiful but that don't seem right!" The salesperson explains that it's worn over other clothes. The man turns around and yells across the store to his wife "Honey, come look at this chinese thing! Don't worry, you wear it over your clothes!" DH and I could barely contain ourselves.

This example was just sort of funny, but I bet those poor salespeople get some questions that are downright offensive!

[Jennifer48]

This one killed me.........

We were sitting on a wall right outside the character meet in Morocco directly across from Marrakesh restaurant waiting out some of the rain. This young couple with a small child walks up and Mom is carrying the child. Dad is standing with the stroller. Mom walks into Marrakesh and comes out minutes later, her face in complete shock and almost a bit of disgust. She says to Dad "that is a MOROCCAN restaurant with spicy food. I'm not eating there. Lets go over to America and see whats to eat there." :lmao: :rotfl: I laughed so hard. What did she think was in Morocco anyways?!?

[hoosiergirl7]

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but maybe the stupidest, and it came out of MY mouth!! Actually, my family thinks it's pretty funny and can't stop teasing me about it. Every trip since, no matter who is with me, they've heard the story and have to see where it happened!
In June, 2002, I was at WDW with just my then-17 year old DS. We had never seen AKL, so decided to go there on our arrival night, to check out the hotel, eat dinner at Mara, and go see some animals. As we were standing outside TRYING to see animals (it was already dark, plus I'm near-sighted and had forgotten my glasses!), I decided to look around at the balconies. I then made the STUPID comment, "Hey, look! Isn't that weird? There are people on every balcony and they are ALL skinny and have little heads!" To which my DS replied, "Mom....those are poles...".

I'm near-sighted too and could never go anywhere without glasses I'm that blind, but your comment got me laughing so hard my noses is running!!!

Apr 1986 - offsite
Sept 2002 - POR
Apr 2003 - Disneyland (daytrip)
Aug 2003 - Disneyland (daytrip)
Mar 2005 - Disneyland (daytrip)
Sept 2006 - offsite

Only 16 more days until our WDW Trip!!! :tinker:

[Juliegirl1]

Ok - even though this didn't happen at WDW it relates to it. My son and I were watching Behind the Scenes at WDW which was on yesterdayon the Travel Channel. They were showing clips from the Grand Opening in 1971 and my son got all excited and says - "Look mommy - It's Snow White and the Seven Twerps!"

It was about fifteen minutes before I could finally pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard.

[sleepyone]

Ok - even though this didn't happen at WDW it relates to it. My son and I were watching Behind the Scenes at WDW which was on yesterdayon the Travel Channel. They were showing clips from the Grand Opening in 1971 and my son got all excited and says - "Look mommy - It's Snow White and the Seven Twerps!"

It was about fifteen minutes before I could finally pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard.:rotfl2:Now I'm laughing. That's so cute.:lmao:

[virginiamama]

Okay - also related but didn't happen at WDW - My MIL was commenting about seeing the Behind the Scenes shows on the Travel Channel the day before and she was just amazed at "Ab-cok". :crazy: I just happened to be looking in DH's direction when she said it and he sortof jumped. I got so tickled I could not stop laughing. I couldn't even say Epcot correctly for a few minutes - I had to spell it to her. Um, she got mad. Oh well - we'll never be able to say Epcot again without thinking of her. :rotfl2:

[RunDanceSkate]

DS and I had just gotten off of Star Tours when we heard a little 3, maybe 4 year old girl. You need to imagine all of the attitude a little girl can have, add some head bobs and hand gestures and here goes

"Ididnotlikethatrideonebitthatrideisnotforkidsidon' tknowwhytheywouldsaythatrideisforkidscuzitisnotjus tbecauseakidistallenoughtoridethisdoesnotmeankidss houldridethisthisrideisdefinitalynotforkidsIcan'tb eleivetheysaythisrideisforkids..."

Her dad just kept nodding his head and walking.

Could I ask what year this was because it really sounds like my daughter.

Cindy

[FanOfStitch]

Heard at MK during our trip last week between a father and his son about 5 while entering Fantasyland:

Son: Dad, are we in Disney World yet?

Father: Yes son, we are.

Son: Where did we just come from?

Father: I think that was Main Street.

It was probably funnier in person as the father was dead serious. :rotfl2:

Also, at Typhoon Lagoon during the normal 30 minute thunderstorms DS13 and I just sat out waiting for the rain to stop and did some people watching and couldn't beleive the amount of people who put their ponchos over their wet bathing suits. While we were sitting on the stumps outside the locker rooms, staying what I thought was a safe distance away from the METAL lockers because there was lightning when a mother told all of her kids (all under age 8) to stand right next to the lockers because it was thundering and lightning and that was the safest place to be in the park and to wait there until she got done changing into dry clothes. :confused3

[Kathy C]

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[momofprincess]

couple years ago we were having dinner someplace in DTD and I ordered a glass of zinfedel wine. My MiL said to the waiter, "I'd like a glass of infidel wine also, please." :rotfl:

[princess22]

[QUOTE=msinformation]

We were joining the line for the Carousel of Progress and heard a man explain to his son that they were waiting for the little cars that travel around the park (must have had TTA confused with COP) and telling him all the things that they were going to see. The whole time the son keeps trying to say "Dad, I don't think that's right..." but the father keeps interrupting his son. The really funny part? They were actually waiting in an outrageously long line to meet Buzz Lightyear, which was right next to COP (which had no line incidentally).

[QUOTE]

I used to work at COP and you would be amazed at how many people walked inside, sat down, and then after I said it was a 20 minute show, they would say "this isn't the blue train going around?" I heard it at least once a day!

[jennyl772003]

Could I ask what year this was because it really sounds like my daughter.

Cindy

It was just last month. Sometime between Aug 18-27.

[blondeheroine]

Here's one from a LONG time ago. My family and I were riding the monorail, and the announcer had a very southern accent, very similar to my own. A couple behind us (I THINK they were French) was laughing at the guy, with the husband "translating" to his wife by saying "that's Southern for...". I was a smarty-pants teenager at the time, and about the 10th time he did this, I turned around and said "Kiss my a**, that's Southern for Kiss my a**". Everyone around us burst out laughing, except my DD and DM...they got mad at the time, but they still tell that story to this day. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

As a fellow Southerner, you rock my socks!! :cheer2: :thumbsup2

[blondeheroine]

Okay, so here's my story:

We were on the bus heading to the Grand Floridian from MGM. Across from us sit two older teenagers and what I assume was their parents. Their Mom had begun talking about Walt Disney and how creative he was, etc. That's when the teenage daughter interrupts:

Daughter: Mom, Walt Disney didn't have anything to do with this park.

Mom: I think he did.

Daughter: No, mom. Walt Disney only made Disneyland in California. He didn't do anything for this park.

The mom, being wise beyond her years, said nothing and let the conversation go. Obviously, she's had some experience in that area. :rotfl:

Of course, one of my favorites occured recently in Splash Mountain. The ride stopped and there was a "traffic jam" near the exit. While waiting, the standard announcement was given. Stay in your seats, ride begins momentarily, yada yada.

So, we sat and waited and apparently, someone was getting antsy somewhere within the ride. That's when we hear a cast member come over the speaker and say, "Sir, please don't rock your log."

My friends and I laughed all the way out of Frontierland about that one.

[LorlovesStitch]

Of course, one of my favorites occured recently in Splash Mountain. The ride stopped and there was a "traffic jam" near the exit. While waiting, the standard announcement was given. Stay in your seats, ride begins momentarily, yada yada.

So, we sat and waited and apparently, someone was getting antsy somewhere within the ride. That's when we hear a cast member come over the speaker and say, "Sir, please don't rock your log."



:rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Ok - even though this didn't happen at WDW it relates to it. My son and I were watching Behind the Scenes at WDW which was on yesterdayon the Travel Channel. They were showing clips from the Grand Opening in 1971 and my son got all excited and says - "Look mommy - It's Snow White and the Seven Twerps!"

It was about fifteen minutes before I could finally pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao:

Originally Posted by Al and Kate's Mom
Here's one from a LONG time ago. My family and I were riding the monorail, and the announcer had a very southern accent, very similar to my own. A couple behind us (I THINK they were French) was laughing at the guy, with the husband "translating" to his wife by saying "that's Southern for...". I was a smarty-pants teenager at the time, and about the 10th time he did this, I turned around and said "Kiss my a**, that's Southern for Kiss my a**". Everyone around us burst out laughing, except my DD and DM...they got mad at the time, but they still tell that story to this day.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

And what about everyone's favorite....you are walking up Main Street starting a fun filled day at the MK and you overhear someone in the family next to you saying "we're going to be in Disney World today but we will do Epcot tomorrow." Even our 6 year old loves to hear that one. :rockband:

I can relate to this one..I was trying to talk to my relative who lives in FL and she SWEARS that WDW is JUST the MK... :confused3

[aterriq]

My DDs were pin trading in MGM Studios with a cast member. My DD gave up a princess pin for something I don't remember now. The cast member said, "I always get princess pins, I must be a princess." He was a 6'3" man. I started laughing and said, "We won't tell anyone you said that in public."

[Fitswimmer]

I can relate to this one..I was trying to talk to my relative who lives in FL and she SWEARS that WDW is JUST the MK...

I can relate to that because when I went to WDW for the first time Magic Kingdom WAS Walt Disney World. Anybody who went back in those early days probably still has that idea in their heads. Because I'm an addict, I don't usually make that mistake anymore, but I can see why people do.

[MissMichelle]

There have been a few but one takes the cake for me.

This past February while standing in the resort bus line @ MK a woman starts a conversation with myself, my mom, my son and my niece. She said to my mom "Wow, your kids ages are all so spread out". My mom then quickly explained "This is my daughter and my 2 grandchildren". The woman instead of minding her own business and looking at my 9 year old niece said to me (insert info: I was 25 at the time and my son 5 so yes I am fairly young with a child but not insanely young). Were you in middle school when you had her? I burst out laughing and she looked very puzzled. I told her this is my NIECE. She then said what year in high school are you? I about died. I said " If you must know, I was out of high school for 2 years when I had my son". She then apologized and told me I should be thankful I look so young. UGH--thanks lady. How about open mouth insert foot???

[CDoobee]

I can relate to this one..I was trying to talk to my relative who lives in FL and she SWEARS that WDW is JUST the MK... :confused3

Or how about the people who swear they went to all 4 Disney parks...."Magic Kingdom, the one with the animals, Universal, and Sea World"!!! :rotfl2:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Or how about the people who swear they went to all 4 Disney parks...."Magic Kingdom, the one with the animals, Universal, and Sea World"!!! :rotfl2:


LOL...people who have been there before actually do that? I can see someone like me who's never evne been to FL doing that..lol... sad news is...my relative HAS been to Disney MORE than once... however I am relying on the info I am reading here at the DIS to plan my 1st trip in September 2007.. :)

[ppony]

Or how about the people who swear they went to all 4 Disney parks...."Magic Kingdom, the one with the animals, Universal, and Sea World"!!! :rotfl2:
Those are the same people that walk into a McDs and order a Whopper or BK and order a Big Mac. :smokin: (used to get that waaaaaaay back in the teenage days)

The funniest or possibly saddest thing I overhead was a dad dragging his son along by his hand saying "But it's fun!" And the child (about 6 years old I think?) said 'But I'm tiiiiiiired of having fun!" Poor thing. It was funny though as we were childless at the time. Now if we heard it we would be sad.

[marciemi]

Okay - had one happen today that I had to share. Like a lot of others, not at Disney (wish I was!), but about Disney. I was talking to my mom on the phone and told her that we'd decided on a trip to Disney next summer. Of course she immediately told me how hot and crowded it would be, and then started talking about the trip she took with my dad about a year and a half ago (late Jan 05) and how uncrowded it was. She started to tell me (again! - but I always like to talk about Disney) about the morning they spent at the Magic Kingdom. The story went like this:

"Well, first of all we went to the big roller coaster. Dad didn't like that so much so we decided to go to Magic-Kingdom-land instead. We went on Snow White there and then the new Toad ride. Then we went on Haunted Mansion and went over to the other side of the park. There we went on those 2 big rides - the one that splashes and the rickety one. Finally, the only one we waited for at all, I think 20 minutes, was the Jungle Book one - you know, the one with the boats?"

Meanwhile I'm not correcting her or even laughing because I'm scrambling madly to find a paper and pencil to write down what she's saying to share on this board! I know a lot of people get the names wrong, but I just thought so many wrong at once was funny. Sorry, I haven't heard of Magic-Kingdom-land before! :rotfl:

[Eeyore's Tailfinder]

Hehe I've enjoyed reading these!!

I must say though, I'm glad me and DBF are Welsh first language so no lurking DISers will be able to comprehend our silliness :rotfl:

[korzmom]

the ones about mk being disneyworld are really funny - we hear it everytime we go, whether it be on the plane or the bus or even in the parks..it always makes us laugh, but the funniest thing i ever heard was these 3 teenage boys outside of spaceship earth talking about whether they wanted to ride it or not because they just ate lunch and were afraid that when it turns you upside down they might get sick!!! :rotfl: i couldnt even tell them what the ride was like i was laughing so hard.. :rotfl2:

[Tiffer]

Okay - had one happen today that I had to share. Like a lot of others, not at Disney (wish I was!), but about Disney. I was talking to my mom on the phone and told her that we'd decided on a trip to Disney next summer. Of course she immediately told me how hot and crowded it would be, and then started talking about the trip she took with my dad about a year and a half ago (late Jan 05) and how uncrowded it was. She started to tell me (again! - but I always like to talk about Disney) about the morning they spent at the Magic Kingdom. The story went like this:

"Well, first of all we went to the big roller coaster. Dad didn't like that so much so we decided to go to Magic-Kingdom-land instead. We went on Snow White there and then the new Toad ride. Then we went on Haunted Mansion and went over to the other side of the park. There we went on those 2 big rides - the one that splashes and the rickety one. Finally, the only one we waited for at all, I think 20 minutes, was the Jungle Book one - you know, the one with the boats?"

Meanwhile I'm not correcting her or even laughing because I'm scrambling madly to find a paper and pencil to write down what she's saying to share on this board! I know a lot of people get the names wrong, but I just thought so many wrong at once was funny. Sorry, I haven't heard of Magic-Kingdom-land before! :rotfl:

That is a cute story. I am assuming that she went to Disneyland in CA??? She said the toad ride, so that's what makes me think this?

[marciemi]

That is a cute story. I am assuming that she went to Disneyland in CA??? She said the toad ride, so that's what makes me think this?

No - actually they went to WDW! That's why I thought it was funny. She still remembers when it was Mr. Toad back when we went when I was a kid and knew there was something new there now (Pooh) but still called it the new Toad ride!

[Philadisney]

the ones about mk being disneyworld are really funny - we hear it everytime we go, whether it be on the plane or the bus or even in the parks..it always makes us laugh, but the funniest thing i ever heard was these 3 teenage boys outside of spaceship earth talking about whether they wanted to ride it or not because they just ate lunch and were afraid that when it turns you upside down they might get sick!!! :rotfl: i couldnt even tell them what the ride was like i was laughing so hard.. :rotfl2:

i don't know why but when i went to Epcot in 2002 after not having been there in about five years, i was CONVINCED that it was a very fast ride that went upside down! i swore by it! boy did i feel foolish :rolleyes:

[MyGoofy26]

Not WDW (but if it sticks in the back of your mind, you'll giggle when you hear the song at WDW, LOL) but I was listening to some Disney music and had a flashback to high school. One of my best friends through high school had her own version of "Part of Your World" that she thought was how it really went for the longest time.

The line, "bright young women, sick of swimmin'. . ." she thought (and used to sing proudly) "pregnant women, sick of swimmin'. . ."

[David R]

I don't mind it TOO MUCH when people refer to the MK as "Disney World" because originally the MK was the only park at Disney World so for some old timers MK=Disney World.

I wonder what we'll call MGM when they drop the MGM name. How long will we still call it MGM? Heck, I still have a hard time typing Epcot instead of EPCOT.

[MyGoofy26]

I wonder what we'll call MGM when they drop the MGM name. How long will we still call it MGM? Heck, I still have a hard time typing Epcot instead of EPCOT.

I tend to use "MGM" and "the Studios" interchangeably. I bet there will always be people calling it "MGM" . . . everyone else though? Don't know. To me "Disney Studios" sounds almost redundant, LOL. Probably why I just go with "the Studios"

[Kevenswife2]

the funniest thing i ever heard was these 3 teenage boys outside of spaceship earth talking about whether they wanted to ride it or not because they just ate lunch and were afraid that when it turns you upside down they might get sick!!! :rotfl: i couldnt even tell them what the ride was like i was laughing so hard.. :rotfl2:

My daughter's friend's family recently came back from their first WDW trip. I was asking them what all they did, and when I asked if they rode SpaceShip Earth they said, "Oh NO! We don't like roller coasters!" :guilty: Why do people think it's a roller coaster? It couldn't be farther from it.

I did tell them what SpaceShip Earth is like and now they have a reason to make another trip to Disney...to experience it.

(I think they're HOOKED! :woohoo: )

[MELSMICE]

I bet there will always be people calling it "MGM" . . . everyone else though?

We still refer to it as "MGM" - probably always will be for us. :teeth:

[Took]

:rotfl2:


I'll never be able to listen to this song the same way again!

One of my best friends through high school had her own version of "Part of Your World" that she thought was how it really went for the longest time.

The line, "bright young women, sick of swimmin'. . ." she thought (and used to sing proudly) "pregnant women, sick of swimmin'. . ."

[amanDUHx9]

i dont know if this is funny to anyone except me, but my family and i were on BTMRR and my dad thought he was yelling YEEHAW but instead yelled YICKYDOO! and we looked at each other and cracked up, and he had no idea what he had just said .. we say it all the time at home now

and then on small world, i was telling my sisters about a book i read (The Kingdom Keepers, its great!) and about how the dolls in small world come to life and attack the boat .. and a little girl about three was in front of us, and when i said it she stared at us with her mouth hanging open .. then we heard her whisper 'grandma, are these dolls real?!'

so many others but i never remember anything! i wish i could, i should write things down ...

[aztecgoods]

i dont know if this is funny to anyone except me, but my family and i were on BTMRR and my dad thought he was yelling YEEHAW but instead yelled YICKYDOO! and we looked at each other and cracked up, and he had no idea what he had just said .. we say it all the time at home now

and then on small world, i was telling my sisters about a book i read (The Kingdom Keepers, its great!) and about how the dolls in small world come to life and attack the boat .. and a little girl about three was in front of us, and when i said it she stared at us with her mouth hanging open .. then we heard her whisper 'grandma, are these dolls real?!'

so many others but i never remember anything! i wish i could, i should write things down ...

Thats actually a really cute story i would have loved to see the look on that little girls face!

[iggbees]

i dont know if this is funny to anyone except me, but my family and i were on BTMRR and my dad thought he was yelling YEEHAW but instead yelled YICKYDOO! and we looked at each other and cracked up, and he had no idea what he had just said .. we say it all the time at home now

that is soooo funny! i love it! :lmao:

[korzmom]

and then on small world, i was telling my sisters about a book i read (The Kingdom Keepers, its great!) and about how the dolls in small world come to life and attack the boat .. and a little girl about three was in front of us, and when i said it she stared at us with her mouth hanging open .. then we heard her whisper 'grandma, are these dolls real?!'

:rotfl2: thats my ds 15 nightmare..he hates that ride.

[MomOfDisneyBoys]

These are all so funny! I've been telling the "White Power (Ranger)" story to everyone! I can't stop laughing!

I started reading this thread before our trip, so I made sure to listen carefully around WDW.

Outside Haunted Mansion (next to Leota's Tombstone)

Son (a bit scared)- Dad, that thing just moved!
Dad (not really looking)-It's made of stone and metal, it did not move.
Son-I swear Dad, it moved!
Dad-You're just scared of going on the ride, you're imagining things.
(then Dad turns around in time to see Leota's eyes open, jumps about 10 feet off the ground, screams in a little girl voice "HOLY SH** she moved!")
Son-(nearly falls over laughing) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Hixski]

We just got back from WDW and VB yesterday. Back to reallity. I tried to listen for funny things but only one thing came to mind. A little girl around 9 was complaining about everything. Her sister was getting sick of her. The sister told the mom that she was tired of her complaining. She said she was complaining that her eyebrows hurt now. The sister is now yelling. "Her eyebrows cannot hurt they are just hair" It doesn't sound that funny in text but it was pretty funny watching. ;)

[Daisy'sMom]

:Pinkbounc

[Ally192]

In Epcot, there's a british boy about 7 or 8 who's at a urinal with his father. The kid has that adorable children's british accent and says to his father. "Father, it won't come out. I'm too nervous." I'm still laughing about that one.


:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Poohbear123]

I don't mind it TOO MUCH when people refer to the MK as "Disney World" because originally the MK was the only park at Disney World so for some old timers MK=Disney World.

I wonder what we'll call MGM when they drop the MGM name. How long will we still call it MGM? Heck, I still have a hard time typing Epcot instead of EPCOT.
A friend of mine wants to know WHEN everyone started calling MK Disney World? :confused3 I had NO answer for her, I awlays thought it was Disney World here in Fl. and Disneyland in Ca. :confused3

[tae1218]

:rotfl: Not WDW (but if it sticks in the back of your mind, you'll giggle when you hear the song at WDW, LOL) but I was listening to some Disney music and had a flashback to high school. One of my best friends through high school had her own version of "Part of Your World" that she thought was how it really went for the longest time.

The line, "bright young women, sick of swimmin'. . ." she thought (and used to sing proudly) "pregnant women, sick of swimmin'. . ."

:rotfl:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

^^ :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao:

[S. C.]

:teeth:

[MyGoofy26]

Since this was so kindly bumped :teeth: Here are a few from our trip a couple weeks ago.

Overheard on the bus leaving MK as we pass the Contemporary Resort (keep in mind the big sign in front) "Hey, isn't that the Modern Hotel?"

Overheard on the bus (lots of interesting things on the bus!) one guy giving another guy dining tips. He kept going on and on about BoMA. (Gotta say it was BIG emphasis on the "ma" and barely any emphasis on the "bo") "Had dinner at BoMA at Wilderness Lodge . . go to BoMA at Wilderness Lodge. . . BoMA at Wilderness Lodge is great." You all didn't know they moved it? Then he goes on about their upcoming reservations for Artista Point at Wilderness Lodge.

Leaving AK one day, a mom and son (about 8) are apparently butting heads. The mom is messing with a stroller and the son is kinda pouty, like an 8 year old not getting his way can get. Mom kept a pretty good attitude about it and was almost laughing as she says to him, "for cryin' out loud! You're in Disney World! Just. . ." as he, with arms crossed and almost mumbling, interrupts her with all the attitude a kid that age can come up with, "It's not like it's the greatest place in the world or anything." :rotfl: I wanted so bad to walk over and sympathetically tell her that her son may have too high of standards. That became our phrase for the trip, anytime we could throw it into conversation we'd quote him.

[newchic99]

Heard on the bus leaving POP and headed to one of the parks.
"Mom, how do they get it to rain only at night here?" The little boy was about 5 and his mom couldn't understand what he was talking about. They hose everything off early in the mornings. He just thought everything was wet because it rained. Guess it hadn't rained yet during their trip. :rotfl:

[Narnian_Princess]

It took me about 7 hours total to get through this thread, but it was hilarious! I've been giggling and snorting so loudly, and everyone else in the house is asleep! :rotfl:

The only two incidents I can think of at the moment, what with it being midnight here now:

At Who Wants To Be a Millionaire-- Play It!, we were sitting waiting for the show to start, and this woman near us is enthusiastically going through her map and planning the day. "Oh, honey, look!" she says to her husband while pointing at the map. "We absolutely have to go meet these characters!"
"Which characters?" he asks.
"The Impossibles!"

:lmao:

Walking through the lobby for the WWTBAM attraction, a family stops and is looking at the model of the Disney Cruise Ship in the middle of the space. The dad asks, "Why on earth do they have a model of the Titanic here?" :rotfl:

[dreamergirl78]

I am SURE this has been mentioned before, but I have not read the entire thread so if it has, I apologize.
We were on the ME headed to POP. This lady sitting next to me is talking to her husband about several of the other resorts. She said "Well, I have heard that Colorado Springs one is real nice!" ;)

[ougrad86]

:Pinkbounc bump! :Pinkbounc

I've been loving this thread. We had a wonderful trip, but uneventful, and lots of these have me howling!!!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Keep them coming!

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

My family and I were there last month, strolling through a crowded Tomorrow Land, when the people coming in the opposite direction passed us. One of them was saying "Well, I don't think Noodle Station is a ride, but the line looks short, so let's go see". WHAT kind of ride would that be? :lmao:

[David R]

That reminds me of when I was coming out of the Nemo ride preview for APs this past weekend. There was a long line that had formed outside while the CMs were checking people's passes. I overheard a woman ask a man in line "what line is this for?" and he answered "I don't know."

I'm guessing that it probably took the man at least 5 minutes to reach the front of the line only to be turned away.

I can't believe people stand in lines not knowing what they are.

[Dreamflight]

My family and I were there last month, strolling through a crowded Tomorrow Land, when the people coming in the opposite direction passed us. One of them was saying "Well, I don't think Noodle Station is a ride, but the line looks short, so let's go see". WHAT kind of ride would that be? :lmao:

ROFL, that's a great one! :)

Though I could think of it being a great ride at one of the water parks. Imagine a "flume" type ride as you go careening down a wet noodle into a big pond of "soup" :)

Or maybe I'm just hungry :)

[wdwpirates]

i dont know if this is funny to anyone except me, but my family and i were on BTMRR and my dad thought he was yelling YEEHAW but instead yelled YICKYDOO! and we looked at each other and cracked up, and he had no idea what he had just said .. we say it all the time at home now

and then on small world, i was telling my sisters about a book i read (The Kingdom Keepers, its great!) and about how the dolls in small world come to life and attack the boat .. and a little girl about three was in front of us, and when i said it she stared at us with her mouth hanging open .. then we heard her whisper 'grandma, are these dolls real?!'

so many others but i never remember anything! i wish i could, i should write things down ...
YICKYDOO is the best!!! I have been laughing for like 10 minutes and I am still laughing. That is too funny!!!! :rotfl2:

[amanDUHx9]

YICKYDOO is the best!!! I have been laughing for like 10 minutes and I am still laughing. That is too funny!!!! :rotfl2:

haha this just made my day!! i showed the whole family and we were all laughing for literally twenty minutes! and im still laughing!! im glad someone other than me thinks its funny! :rotfl:

[wdwpirates]

haha this just made my day!! i showed the whole family and we were all laughing for literally twenty minutes! and im still laughing!! im glad someone other than me thinks its funny! :rotfl:
My husband got home from work at about midnight last night and he too laughed for like 10 minutes...then I started laughing again, the tears were streaming down my face....we are warped, I know. YICKDOO!!

[shaws2003]

Shamelessly bumping :cool1:

[babynurse1]

When we were there last week, a little girl asked her mom what that wire was on Cinderella's castle? (where Tinkerbell "flys"), and she said Oh they're just building a new part of the castle.

[Tink's Pixieduster]

When my sister and I were in the MK on 9/24, we were on the boardwalk in Frontierland walking towards Liberty Belle, taking our time and enjoying a rare, uncrowded morning. Coming from the other direction was a family with a little boy, maybe 6 years old, who was just a few steps ahead of his Dad, and we could tell the boy was very excited to be in the MK. The littlest things seemed to thrill him, and as he passed us he pointed to a bird that was on the ground looking for his breakfast and said, "Look at the bird, Dad!" Dad on the other hand, the ultimate authority on the MK said, "Thats not a real bird. All the animals at Disney are mechanical."

My sister and I couldn't believe what we had heard, but the Dad was serious! We had a real good laugh and wondered what he would think of the mechanical animals at AK, but perhaps he is also sure that AK is not "Disney".

[Miz Diz]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. I told my husband and he is cracking up!

[Miz Diz]

We were walking in Epcot and saw a lady lying on the ground and her leg was bleeding. There were some security guards bringing her some towels to clean her up a little. A lady is sitting in a scooter there next to the bleeding lady, talking on her cellphone saying, "I don't know why, but they are making a really big deal about this."

Another time, my husband and I were shopping in one of the stores in Epcot and a lady was on a scooter. She was talking to my husband, saying how cute my baby was. I was behind her. All of a sudden she throws it into reverse and puts the petal to the metal! I had to jump onto a rack to avoid getting hit. Then, I was in front of her and she wanted to go backwards again, but forgot to put it in reverse and went forward. I had to jump out of her way again. My husband thought that was the funniest thing ever!

[penguin77]

I normally disgard most of the tidbits of insanity I hear when at WDW. I write is up to youth, enthusiasm, too much sun, too many mickey bars. However, while on a bus from the ASM I overheard one self proclaimed disney afficianado declare to his "tour group" that the gold on the bottom of the castle is fake because people steal the gold. That is why disney had to place the "real" gold at the top of the castle.
I gotta tell you people, I thought I new an awfull lot about disney, but now that I know this little tidbit a pick axe and wheelbarrell will me included in my must have list for a day at the magic kingdom. :dance3:

[Marilou]

OK this was something I read on the CM message board...it was a whole thread of speil oopsies. This one had me on the floor laughing.

Heard a story from a friend about an incident a few years back at Great Movie Ride. AS one of the cars was traveling into the Wizard of Oz Scene it broke down stopping halfway into Oz and Halfway into the Sorcerer Mickey scene, unfortunatley the car bahind had begun to move out of the Casbalanca Scene and into the Sorcerer Scene because the "Guide" had the green light to continue. The Guides back was turned to the "Guests" and she had begun her spiel. (Supposed to be "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as the Sorcerer's Apprentice...")
Well the spiel started as normal, until the car slamed into the car in front of it, and was delivered as: "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as (blam!)..Jesus Christ!" .

[goofygal71]

The funniest thing my DH and I heard in Disney was...we were exiting the Haunted Mansion behind this family and we overheard the father tell them that they were going to go the the Hall of Haunted Presidents. Me and my DH bust out laughing, not really at the dad in front of us, but more because they do so seem a little haunted. :rotfl:

Also, we were standing in line for Splash Mountain and this woman asked me where the Tower of Terror was. :confused3 She starts looking all around and says that she is sure that she would be able to see it from here. :lmao: When I tell here that she needs to go to MGM, she looks at me in all seriousness and says "Oh this must be your first trip!! Let me show you the map". My DH had to step in after that comment, cause she was about to get Disney thumped. He asked her "Oh, how many times have you been here?" She says "Oh this is my third trip, I just love it here." And he replys " Well, the TOT is in MGM, like my wife said." She still disagrees and turns around and asks the family behind her and they tell her MGM. She just shook her head, like we were all crazy. "I'm sure I'll be able to spot it from the top of Splash Mountain" :rolleyes:

[daddys_disney_girl]

Well, my grandma like 60 something, decides she is gonna go on tower of terror. Okay, so my dad, grandad, mom and i decide to go with her. We have all rode before. So you watch that little video thing and she say "Good greif you scaredy cats!!!! Its over and all that guy did was talk!!!!" Everyone cracked up just before we went up for a huge drop. Imagine the loudest girl scream ever. Thats what happened next

[disneydancer1969]

can i say the funniest comment i've heard while walking to a dis move?
if so then the funniest comment and story is below.
our movie theatre has one side of theatres that are not very far from the place you go past to give your ticket to. so he says "that will be to your left 3,000 miles down" i was ready to start crack up laughing.
but if not then here is a funny comment i heard in disney.
we were at splash mt. during extra magic hours and there is no fatspass during that. so we saw some people going in the fastpass line. so we had a teen and his father in front of us and they ask "is there a fastpass line" and he says "no those people are going there because it is such a big crowd we are lowering the line waits. so we get up further and here "fastpass line is now open!" being shouted from a cm. then the teen says "that old guy lied to me, i feel so betrayed" so we ask another cm and say why did he just make that announcement "because the line is long and we are trying to lower the crowds in line, people who are in that line do not have fastpasses, so if a cm told you the same he wasn't lying" so we finnaly get on the ride and it was great!

[disneydancer1969]

OK this was something I read on the CM message board...it was a whole thread of speil oopsies. This one had me on the floor laughing.

Heard a story from a friend about an incident a few years back at Great Movie Ride. AS one of the cars was traveling into the Wizard of Oz Scene it broke down stopping halfway into Oz and Halfway into the Sorcerer Mickey scene, unfortunatley the car bahind had begun to move out of the Casbalanca Scene and into the Sorcerer Scene because the "Guide" had the green light to continue. The Guides back was turned to the "Guests" and she had begun her spiel. (Supposed to be "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as the Sorcerer's Apprentice...")
Well the spiel started as normal, until the car slamed into the car in front of it, and was delivered as: "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as (blam!)..Jesus Christ!" .
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[SplshMtnLvr28]

Lol one of the funniest things I've heard at WDW came from my mom...

So while we were down there, we had someone stay at our house to watch after our pets. One of the cats had gone missing.

So, we were walking in front of the Land Pavillion, and my mom had just gotten off her cell phone with the petsitter. So, quite loudly, she says, "He's slept with her the past few days, but yesterday he was gone!" ('He' being our cat ;))