Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[jann1033]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

i'm hysterically laughin out loud over this one :rotfl: especialy the poor gagging lady, just picturing people fainting , babies crying, dogs howling ect ect ect

[jennymouse]

On the bus one day a lady sitting behind us was telling another lady that the big Hess's gas station was the TTC! She said that's where they had to go last time to catch the monorail.hehe

[jann1033]

:Pinkbounc

[flbelle82]

Well I have been there enough times to over hear some very interesting conversations, however my favorite was on a bus to Downtown Disney. My mom and I were sitting near a family and the mom saw the building for Cirque Du Soliel, well I understand it is hard to say, but her interpretation was "Hey guys look, it's that Circus De Ole" I guess they are adding a new Mexican circus at Disney! :rotfl2:

[Spaceship Earthfan]

When waiting in line at Space Mountain last week, a young boy asked his mom, "Does this ride really go into space?". When the mom said "no", the son said (very sad and disappointed) "So we won't see any ghosts then?"

[psiprez]

Funny Comment....."Ahhhrugghhhfff!" and "Yeah."
Made By...............Costumed Character of Governor Ratcliffe (from "Pocahontas")
Location................Fantasyland, outside of CM door

So, I was jogging through Fantasyland on my way to get FastPasses for Buzz. I was not watching where I was going, and apparently, neither was the Governor. We crashed into each other HARD, and we both became tangled up in the long velvet cape of the costume. I fell to the ground on my back, and ended up pulling him down with me.

I discovered the poor CM in the costume was a guy when he made that agonizing comment - that is, when his "delicate parts" met with my elbow!
As we both got up, I kept mumbling "OMG, OMG, are you alright?". He very softly said "Yeah", and we parted ways.

It was over very quickly, before any Character handlers could get to us, and he ran for the CM door asap. I REALLY hope he did not get in any trouble over this!

[ryanmilla]

Funny Comment....."Ahhhrugghhhfff!" and "Yeah."
Made By...............Costumed Character of Governor Ratcliffe (from "Pocahontas")
Location................Fantasyland, outside of CM door

So, I was jogging through Fantasyland on my way to get FastPasses for Buzz. I was not watching where I was going, and apparently, neither was the Governor. We crashed into each other HARD, and we both became tangled up in the long velvet cape of the costume. I fell to the ground on my back, and ended up pulling him down with me.

I discovered the poor CM in the costume was a guy when he made that agonizing comment - that is, when his "delicate parts" met with my elbow!
As we both got up, I kept mumbling "OMG, OMG, are you alright?". He very softly said "Yeah", and we parted ways.

It was over very quickly, before any Character handlers could get to us, and he ran for the CM door asap. I REALLY hope he did not get in any trouble over this!

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[Pollito916]

We recently returned from the World, and as we were exiting the Safari ride at AK, the little girl behind us (probably ~ 5 years old) said, "Mommy, when are they going to let Little Red go? He needs his mommy." referring to the computerized baby elephant locked up in the back of the truck. She was so cute. I'll see if I can remember anymore. You just hear so many funny things while there, and some of them may occaisionally even come out of my mouth. :rolleyes1

[Pollito916]

Oh, I just thought of another one. Even though this was DH's 3rd trip, he kept referring to MGM as MGD. I was like, "No, honey, this is not the beer park!" He just kept saying it over and over. I know other people were looking at us like we were nuts!

[kangaroodle]

At Downtown Disney.....2 teenage girls looking at the Rainforest Cafe Volcano....."Wow! That's cool! Is that a swimming pool over there?" My 9 year old DD said to me, "Duh! It says Rainforest Cafe right on top!" :rotfl:

[Hawk]

Upon seeing (unknowing to her) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in front of Great Movie Ride at MGM, A mom to her daughter coming into the Plaza says "Oh look Honey, lets go see the three little pigs."

Tim/Hawk

[catfish]

We just got back. My kids watched the dvd before we went and they kept saying how it was the best time to go because it was "the happiest celebration on earth"...while we were there, my ds 6 said, "this is a happy celebration mommy, but the happiest celebration on earth will be when Jesus comes back." It really caught me off guard because we don't even go to church reguarly or anything. Not what I'd expect from a child who was obsessed with gift shops and space mountain.

[MOMOFMNM]

Upon seeing (unknowing to her) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in front of Great Movie Ride at MGM, A mom to her daughter coming into the Plaza says "Oh look Honey, lets go see the three little pigs."

Tim/Hawk


OMG!!! :rotfl2:
if you would have said a MAN, I would have thought you were talking about MY HUSBAND because he said the SAME THING!!!!

:rotfl2:

[flbelle82]

Although I have already posted, I had two more I had to add. Along with many others at Osborne Family Nights I heard a man say to his wife, "What a nice thing for Ozzy to do for Kelly"

Also in line for Peter Pan my boyfriend and I heard a teenage girl talking incessantly and really not making herself seem very intellegent. The couple behind us as well as those in front of her party were all snickering when she yelled, "After this we should get a fast pass, cause they are like, so fast!!!!" I'm still not sure if she entirely grasped what a fast pass was, since her comment seemed a little strange to me!

[russtwinsmom]

As we were walking towards the exit at MGM one evening, tiny DD starts crying. DH kneels down to her and asks, "What's the matter, honey?"

DD, sobbing, replies, " I didn't get to go on The Towel of Terrier!"

[Sandcass]

"Actually this was at the disney store, around christmas time. A little boy was telling his parents which of the toys he wanted and he, really loudly saud "I want a little Buzz and a big Woodie," and this lady across the store under her breath said "don't we all."

I've heard this in my house many times. I have the large talking Buzz & Woody toys, then I also have the little happy meal size ones. I'll hear kids say to each other "Do you want the big Buzz and little Woody, or the little Buzz and big Woody?"

I feel so immature, but it cracks me up every time!!

[ReAnSt]

Maybe they thought you were beer nuts to go with the MGD.

Oh, I just thought of another one. Even though this was DH's 3rd trip, he kept referring to MGM as MGD. I was like, "No, honey, this is not the beer park!" He just kept saying it over and over. I know other people were looking at us like we were nuts!

[Belle5]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!
:rotfl: This one REALLY cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MELSMICE]

Just returned from an anniversary trip with DH. He had a funny (actually dumb :rolleyes: ) comment himself.

We were waiting for a table at the Concourse Steakhouse at the Contemporary & were having a drink at the Outer Rim Lounge. It was pretty crowded, with lots of kids.

DH is "people watching" & all of a sudden he turns to me & says, "Wow, there are a lot of kids that come to WDW!!!!!!!!!!!!" I just looked at him, laughed & said, "Yeah, just like us bringing the girls here - we just don't have them right now!!!"

What a goofball! ;)

[Steamboat Girlie]

Before DH and I had kids, we were on one of our commando style trips.
We were at MK and just before park closing we wanted to ride POTC.
So we decide we would run there to make sure we could ride it before closing. We were running through Liberty Square, and a little girl, no older that five, screams out to us: "Pace yourself!"
We couldn't stop laughing, and say that to each other all the time now.
What a good Disney memory that is!

[marcyinPA]

"No, you can NOT have a light saber!"

(Star Tours Gift Shop, 21 SEP 05.)


OMG, I would say that was ME who said that to my ds6, but we weren't there until the 30th of September! Also, it would have to be followed by "you already have four of them at home!!" :rotfl:

[gigi1313]

we were on the bus from POFQ to MK and met a family who were planning to visit *ALL* of wdw in that one day... they expected to hit all four parks and dtd in a day... and it was already after 10am! tried to gently explain that it was likely not do-able and maybe they should just pick a park and enjoy, but they were convinced it was easily done 'cause they'd been to a lot of amusement parks before...

*~*~*~*~*~*
another day we met a family who were on the bus to epcot but planning to go to magic kingdom, reading the mk map the whole way, and looking very surprised when they could not see the castle from the turnstyles! um, duh?!

[The Sweetness]

Okay, so maybe this is more pathetic and ignorant than funny, but~

One year we just happened to be at the MK in the first week of June (I think) and it was red shirt day (for gay pride). I heard several parents commenting on what a digusting display... I dont show off being heterosexual... etc etc

I just found it amusing that people were being so uptight about it, and being so severely offended that they were clearly letting this ruin their day!

[jnrrt]

Before DH and I had kids, we were on one of our commando style trips.
We were at MK and just before park closing we wanted to ride POTC.
So we decide we would run there to make sure we could ride it before closing. We were running through Liberty Square, and a little girl, no older that five, screams out to us: "Pace yourself!"
We couldn't stop laughing, and say that to each other all the time now.
What a good Disney memory that is!

:rotfl: That is hilarious!

[Family Fun Mom]

I just thought of another comment that had my daughter and I cracking up. We were at the Animal Kingdom, walking around and enjoying the beautiful scenery, and looking at all of the different birds at the various exhibits. When we came up to the gorgeous blue macaws we were stunned to hear it greet us with a big old "HELLO!" we giggled and said hello back then clear as day it said...

"Wow! Look at that bird!" :laughing:

That is one of our best memories from the AK.

[MidNite]

I just thought of another comment that had my daughter and I cracking up. We were at the Animal Kingdom, walking around and enjoying the beautiful scenery, and looking at all of the different birds at the various exhibits. When we came up to the gorgeous blue macaws we were stunned to hear it greet us with a big old "HELLO!" we giggled and said hello back then clear as day it said...

"Wow! Look at that bird!" :laughing:

That is one of our best memories from the AK. :rotfl: That's fantastic!

[CAD3655]

Just a bump...I love this thread

[Horizons16]

Okay, so maybe this is more pathetic and ignorant than funny, but~

One year we just happened to be at the MK in the first week of June (I think) and it was red shirt day (for gay pride). I heard several parents commenting on what a digusting display... I dont show off being heterosexual... etc etc

I just found it amusing that people were being so uptight about it, and being so severely offended that they were clearly letting this ruin their day!

UGH! Thats all im going to say about that, dont want to make this a politcal thread but come on. Let them be. People can be ignorant.

but anyway on with the fun!


If a bird said wow look at that bird, i think i would just fall over.

[K9pal]

Overheard on the bus last week, mother to little boy:

"Honey, it's CHIP and DALE, not CHICKEN DALE"".

:rotfl: :rotfl:

:paw:

[dsneygirl]

Overheard last week in China at the Hong Kong Disneyland display. "Oh look they have an Animal Kingdom too" It was Tarzan's Treehouse.

[crazy4wdw]

Last week we are leaving AK heading for POFQ. The bus reached the stoplight in front of the McDonald's near the All Star Resorts. One of the guests shouts out to the driver, "please do me a favor and pull into the McDonalds parking lot, I'd love to have a burger". The driver explains that the bus routes are fixed and she can't drive into the McDonalds. The guest responds that she is tired of the Disney Resort food and would do anything for a McDonalds' burger and tells the driver she will give her a $20 tip if she will take her to McDonald's. She says "it's McDonald's, it will only take a few minutes". The bus driver tells her that there is a McDonald's at Downtown Disney and that she can transfer to a bus for DD once we reach POFQ. The guest is really upset and makes a comment like "This is Disney and I thought that Disney does anything to make their customers happy - you have ruined my vacation". By this time the light turns green and off we go to POFQ. :rolleyes1

[slk537]

One night last September, DH and DS talked me into taking out a surrey bike at the Boardwalk. We hopped on and took off around Crescent Lake with the advice - "there are two hills...get a good start before you get there to best get over it." For those of you who haven't done this, you go over the bridge towards the Beach Club (medium hill) and down the lakefront at the Beach Cub and Yacht Club. The next bridge over from the Yacht Club back to the BW is a bigger hill. On the first hill, we did okay. We got our fast start and cruised over. But then on the second hill, we found it much harder. As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin. He actually STOPPED the boat so the passengers could watch us cross the bridge while he kept up a running commentary. I am proud to say we did make it, even with our sides hurting from laughter. The last thing we heard as we sailed down the second side and the boat began to move again was,

"I'll bet you'll never do that again!" :rotfl:

[sleepyone]

One night last September, DH and DS talked me into taking out a surrey bike at the Boardwalk. We hopped on and took off around Crescent Lake with the advice - "there are two hills...get a good start before you get there to best get over it." For those of you who haven't done this, you go over the bridge towards the Beach Club (medium hill) and down the lakefront at the Beach Cub and Yacht Club. The next bridge over from the Yacht Club back to the BW is a bigger hill. On the first hill, we did okay. We got our fast start and cruised over. But then on the second hill, we found it much harder. As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin. He actually STOPPED the boat so the passengers could watch us cross the bridge while he kept up a running commentary. I am proud to say we did make it, even with our sides hurting from laughter. The last thing we heard as we sailed down the second side and the boat began to move again was,

"I'll bet you'll never do that again!" :rotfl:That's so funny that the captain did that! There are a couple of hills around CBR that you need to get going a little fast for too....especially if your spouse (me) isn't helping...and laughing.

[slk537]

"No, you can NOT have a light saber!"

(Star Tours Gift Shop, 21 SEP 05.)

Ohmigosh that might have been ME!!! :rotfl: I just checked our trip report and we were at MDM on the 21st...and I remember my DS grabbing everything in the Star Tours giftshop and in particular wanting a light saber because his cousin has 4 of them...! I think we got him out of there with a promise to put it on his list of possible birthday wants...

So if it was a short very pudgy/round blonde mom with a 4 year old redhead...that'd be us...!

[DisneyDotty]

One night last September, DH and DS talked me into taking out a surrey bike at the Boardwalk. We hopped on and took off around Crescent Lake with the advice - "there are two hills...get a good start before you get there to best get over it." For those of you who haven't done this, you go over the bridge towards the Beach Club (medium hill) and down the lakefront at the Beach Cub and Yacht Club. The next bridge over from the Yacht Club back to the BW is a bigger hill. On the first hill, we did okay. We got our fast start and cruised over. But then on the second hill, we found it much harder. As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin. He actually STOPPED the boat so the passengers could watch us cross the bridge while he kept up a running commentary. I am proud to say we did make it, even with our sides hurting from laughter. The last thing we heard as we sailed down the second side and the boat began to move again was,

"I'll bet you'll never do that again!" :rotfl:


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Those hills are difficult--especially if you attempt them after stuffing yourself at Cape May (as we did)! Great story! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[JeanJoe]

Those Friendship boat captains! The following is excerpted from my 10/2 - 10/7/05 BWV trip report:

Speaking of Friendship boats, a high point was walking along the waterway between the Swan/Dolphin and Boardwalk, hearing a boat captain talking to people on the shore through the megaphone. Imagine a mean voice; maybe an army seargeant's voice, or maybe the mean guy in prison you don't want to cross. Imagine that voice over a megaphone, coming from the Friendship boat, bellowing out to some random 8yo boy walking along: "Yo Boy! You! YOU in the blue shirt! Run... You hear me, boy?!? RUN BOY!" The boy looks around confused, and then starts running. "Run faster! FASTER. LIKE YOU MEAN IT! RUN!" Boy runs faster, leaving family behind. Perhaps at this point the CM on the boat realized that maybe this was not such a good idea for continued employment where the Magic Lives. "You BOY! Stop! STOP!" Boy keeps running -- apparently the fear of the Friendship boat captain is strong. "OK, boy... Keep running then. RUN!" For all I know, the boy in the blue shirt is still running


(..snip..)As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin.(..snip..)

[joll43]

This was more of a visual, and more stupid than funny: we were sitting at a table outside Casey's Corner, with our amazing hot dogs, and next to us, this woman was feeding the birds french fries RIGHT NEXT TO the sign that says "Please do not feed the birds".

She was yelling at them, calling them "losers" or "suckers" when they let another bird get that particular fry. At one point she yelled, "Yeah, bird fight!" - My DH and I say that now, on a regular basis.

She had absolutely no regard for what it might do for the birds' digestion or fragile stomach lining, or that SIGN that was seriously a foot away from her. I got a picture of her feeding the birds, with the sign visible - I had to take it; the irony was just too great.

I guess this belongs in the pet peeves thread, but it is a little funny when people do this, or take flash pictures right next to the sign that says it's prohibited, etc. Do they think nobody notices? Are they just that self-involved?

I realize that people continually feed the birds there - it's in Mary Poppins, for God's sake, but when I'm in WDW a wave of total respect comes over me - for Walt, etc. I get so angry when people don't clean up after themselves in counter-service restaurants, or litter (I can't believe anyone would litter in WDW!) or especially smoke in non-designated places, like watching parades. It makes me sad.

hmmm....maybe I DID post this in the wrong place....... :rolleyes1

[DisneyDuo]

Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where! :blush:

The waiter let out a yelp, turned, and said to FIL, "Please, sir, I don't know you THAT well!"

We've laughed about that one for years!!!

Lin

[roberrl187]

Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where! :blush:

The waiter let out a yelp, turned, and said to FIL, "Please, sir, I don't know you THAT well!"

We've laughed about that one for years!!!

Lin

:rotfl2: :rotfl: OMG that is so funny. What a picture that paints. Thanks for the giggle.

[Paisleyjane]

Sitting waiting for the afternoon parade yesterday at MK, there were some antzy little children around, so I was trying to engage them in conversation about WDW and maybe share a few hints. Well, the little girl next to me asked me "Are you in charge of all of Walt Disney World?" I loved it!

[pugslee]

This happened about two years ago when my family was on a trip to drop my brother off [he was in the Disney College Program]. One day, we decided to eat at a restaurant called Bahama Breeze [I think that was what it was called]. Well, our waiter asked if we have been here before. My dad had been the only one who had ate at one before, so we said he had been to one. So the waiter starts to read the whole menu to us! My brother and I were looking at each other, trying not to laugh. My parents are trying not to laugh also. The waiter asked us if he was doing something wrong, we said no. He got a little offended. So every time we over heard someone say they had never been to the Bahama Breeze before, I would burst out laughing.

[modernmickey]

Not sure if something like this has been mentioned before, but I once heard some say completely deadpan that they were going to take the monorail to Universal... and then they got on the monorail!

[jofo]

This happened in the first few minutes of our first day at WDW last week. We arrived at Epcot before the park opened, and walked with the crowd to Test Track. Adrenaline seemed to be running pretty high all around us as everyone was excited to go on their first rides of the day. There was a family in line in front of us -- two parents with four kids, one of which was in a stroller. We were in line a few minutes when the mom says, "Oh my god, John, you forgot to park the stroller!" So, the dad sprints off with the stroller, drops it off at the stroller parking area, and sprints back. A few more minutes pass and then the mom starts yelling, "OH MY GOD, John, you left Taylor IN the stroller!!" Yes, the dad was so excited that he forgot to take his kid out of the stroller when he parked it! Everyone in line turned to look over at the stroller parking and sure enough, there was little Taylor in the stroller, looking confused but otherwise okay.

The other funny thing we heard this week was a little English boy (maybe 5 years old?) at Discovery Cove. We were there the day after Wilma went through, and it was FREEZING. We were wading into the stingray pool and the English boy's dad was trying to convince him to come in deeper but the boy kept saying to his dad (with accent), "but my groin is cold!"

[ryanmilla]

This happened in the first few minutes of our first day at WDW last week. We arrived at Epcot before the park opened, and walked with the crowd to Test Track. Adrenaline seemed to be running pretty high all around us as everyone was excited to go on their first rides of the day. There was a family in line in front of us -- two parents with four kids, one of which was in a stroller. We were in line a few minutes when the mom says, "Oh my god, John, you forgot to park the stroller!" So, the dad sprints off with the stroller, drops it off at the stroller parking area, and sprints back. A few more minutes pass and then the mom starts yelling, "OH MY GOD, John, you left Taylor IN the stroller!!" Yes, the dad was so excited that he forgot to take his kid out of the stroller when he parked it! Everyone in line turned to look over at the stroller parking and sure enough, there was little Taylor in the stroller, looking confused but otherwise okay

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: I'm glad I'm working from home today. This made me burst out laughing. :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I'm glad little Taylor was okay, but I can just picture that happening. Probably, b/c I can see it happening with me.

[S. C.]

These are great. :laughing: :laughing:

[CdnDisneyFan]

Just have to bump this up, these are too funny!

Jules

[CAD3655]

OK this one isn't in Disney but it was about us planning our trip.

My sister and her husband just had another baby a couple weeks ago and my nephew (3 y.o) is feeling a bit reluctant to share everyone's attention with his new sister. We've been planning the "big" family trip to WDW in December

Me: Are you going to introduce your new baby sister to Mickey Mouse when we all go to Florida
Nephew: No, she's staying here by herself.

[CAD3655]

bump...love this thread... ::MickeyMo

[Pollito916]

2) The first time I made it to the Hot Seat at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Play It (I've been there a couple times), I was doing pretty well until I made it to the 16,000 point question. The question was, "Which of these words means a person who often shirks his or her duties?". The choices were all words I'd never heard of, each word was 'gold'..something. I took the 50:50 (my only lifeline left) and it left A) Goldsmith and D) Goldbrick. I never heard of either of these, so I figured I'd just guess. I leaned into the microphone and said, "I'll say A, Goldsmith..." at which point about 75% of the audience, even though they were told before the show to NOT yell out any answers, screams out in unison "NO!!!!!!". Without even thinking I spat out as fast as I could "D Goldbrick Final Answer." The whole audience starts laughing and the host (I think her name is Alja) starts laughing uncontrollably. She finally says "I have never had an audience yell NO! to a contestant like that before!" She is still laughing...but then just like that, her face turns dead serious and she looks into the camera and goes, "Don't do it again."

I had people coming up to me all day telling me good job :rotfl:

Something similar happened when we went this year, but a little boy was in the hot seat, and his mother yelled out the answer. The host (pretty sure not the same one b/c he was a man) did the same thing - got all serious, looked into the camera and said "Don't do it again". It was so funny. :rotfl2: Now I wonder if that's the standard response for when the audience yells out an answer.

[kennancat]

From a woman boarding the vehicle on Tower of Terror:
"It's not gonna drop..."

Hee-hee :) Yeah, we got a good scream out of her.

[JPN4265]

One day at AK, we were walking behind a young black family when the son pipes up and makes the following comment: Dad, isn't it great to see where we came from, the fathers reply was priceless, Son I don't know where you came from, but I came from Chicago. :rotfl:

[urglewurgle]

we went to Disneyland Paris last christmas time and on the coach pulling up to our (off site) hotel the little boy infront of me was getting excited, standing up in his chair... saying to his mum... "Oh wow! A toys R us!! Can we go there tomorrow!?!?!?" and his mum was like "You can go if you want, but i'm going to Disneyland" the boy kinda slumped down in his chair, looking kinda sad and said in a quiet voice "oh yeah.. i forgot!"

the poor little guy.. when we got back from the park the next day (we traveled back with them...) he wanted to go to Toys R us again but it was shut.... thing is.. he wanted to go in to buy a Tigger he'd seen in the window... lol....

[disneyaggie]

One day at AK, we were walking behind a young black family when the son pipes up and makes the following comment: Dad, isn't it great to see where we came from, the fathers reply was priceless, Son I don't know where you came from, but I came from Chicago. :rotfl:
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Tess]

I thought DH and I were the only ones who did this! :teeth:


"There's NO crying in Disney World!"

This is our family mantra--my husband, son and daughter ALL use this one throughout WDW! It's just a question of which of us will spout it first. It just gives us all a smile and sometimes out and out giggles. Yes, we are easily entertained. We don't, however, make the proclamation so loudly that the offending child or family will hear us--it's more for our own amusement. :rotfl:

Honestly, my kids didn't cry at Disney World--except one time when my then 2 y/o daughter was stung by a wasp in the CBR kiddie pool. She was rewarded with a big bag of M&Ms for her bravery after the stinger extraction and that's what she remembers most! Now, when she was an early teen, there was a bit of whining, but never crying. :rotfl2:

I honestly have compassion for the "meltdowns" I've witnessed, but I'm very grateful I never had to respond to my own kids in the throes of one! When a little one is having a tantrum, however, it's best to see the humor in it--at least from afar. ;)

[Paisleyjane]

Riding the bus from DTD as we passed Cirque Du Soleil, a woman on the bus to her husband, "Hey maybe we should got to that Circus Ole'".

[liamsaunt]

Not at Disney, but Disney related:

Last weekend, my DH and I went to a German festival with my Dsis and her two kids, who we are treating to a Disney vacation next month. My nephew started getting a little antsy after a bit (there wasn't nearly as much for kids to do as the event flyers made out there would be, so I don't blame him!). My Dsis said to him: "Now, Liam, you need to behave, to show Auntie Becky and Uncle John that you will be good when we go to Disneyworld." Liam looked at her, put his hands on his hips, and said: "But MOM! Of COURSE I will be good in Disney World! This German festival is WAY WORSER than Disney World!"

I could not stop laughing. Good thing I won't be in charge of the discipline on the trip!

[SeaChristine]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter. :blush:

[edingerc]

Last Week, I went on Tower of Terror. A father with his 9-year old son was sitting next to me. As soon as we started yo-yo'ing, the screaming started. Unfortunately, this kid was serious. The entire ride, he was screaming in terror at the top of his lungs. The rest of the car couldn't help themselves and was howling in laughter for the poor traumatized boy. At the end of the ride, when the Twilight Zone theme started, he finally got his breath back. And he yelled into the semi-quiet of the car; "We're all gonna die!!!"

[Mister Incredible]

My sister and I were in line at the Tower of Terror a few years back. It had just rained so the line was actually foggy. There were a couple of teenagers in front of us. One kid said, "Man, I can't see Jack S%^T!" I tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around I said, "Hi, I'm Jack S%^t!" I thought my sister and his friends were going to pee their pants! :rotfl2:

[lewdyan1]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter. :blush:
I would have been :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[willis37862]

Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where! :blush:

The waiter let out a yelp, turned, and said to FIL, "Please, sir, I don't know you THAT well!"

We've laughed about that one for years!!!

Lin

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Thanks for the laugh!!!

[Uuaww]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter. :blush:


I would have loved to see that

[ekmdisney]

My sister and I were in line at the Tower of Terror a few years back. It had just rained so the line was actually foggy. There were a couple of teenagers in front of us. One kid said, "Man, I can't see Jack S%^T!" I tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around I said, "Hi, I'm Jack S%^t!" I thought my sister and his friends were going to pee their pants! :rotfl2:

:rotfl2: :rotfl: OMG!! It took me a while to stop laughing long enough to type this. This is so funny! I haven't laughed this hard from something I read on this thread in a really long time. I can just imagin the face of the guy you said that too. :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[TinkyBelle]

[/Quote] Walking down Main Street, endless people, "Oh how cute ..." "are these ALL your kids" :earseek: We hear ...

"Oh look hunny ... three twins!!" :sad2: :rotfl2:[/QUOTE]

Many many years ago while visiting Disneyland, my mother (a 5' 8" blonde) was with the three of us girls (all take after our Japanese father, who wasn't with us) and people kept telling her what lovely children she had and how wonderful it was that we could all be together. We had no idea what they were talking about until one lady stops and says, "How beautiful! However did you get all three of them?" My mother's reply was, "The natural way!" Apparently everyone thought we were adopted!

[MaryKatesMom]

Funniest comment I heard came from my BIL

He and I were pushing the double stroller loaded with my two DD's and his three kids. The kids were two 6yr olds , a 5 yr, a 4 and a 3, with everyone being around the same size. My DH and sister were a bit behind us as we pushed the strollers, chatting, walking side by side around the WS. Someone exclaimed to us "Are all of those kids yours!!" Without even pausing, he says "Yea, and we're not even married." :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TinkyBelle]

1998 - My new Bride and I are IASW. She HATES it. I say "It's a classic dear, go with the flow". She says " I'd rather go at them with a bat".

We go back in November with our 2 kids. "Do we have to go on IASW?" my wife asks. I said "Don't worry, Sophia (our Daughter) will only want to ride it 5 or 6 times" :rotfl2:

I totally feel for her! My little sister (10) made me (16) take her on IASW 16 times in a row and I was sick of it after the second time. We are going to DW this Dec and I told her she has to take my 3 yo princess on it 16 time in a row while we go on SM, just a little revenge......She said I'll take her on it 20 times and you can go play! What happened to my revenge now that she's 20? She's got this wrong she isn't supposed to like it, that takes the fun out of it!

[Major.Nelson]

I remember 1 time at MGM we were on the tower of terror and there was some kid sitting behind us and he kept yelling Rock On! Rock On! Rock On! that was so annoying! i bet he has been on Rockn Rollercoaster.

And also this happened in the bathroom i forgot what park i think epcot or maybe MK and i was in a stall and in the next stall over i heard :listen: a little boy singing poopie poopie poopie :rockband: and he just kept on saying it with a rhyme pattern! it was hard not to laugh i think when i was washing my hands the boy was still in there then his parent went to the stall door and said something like stop singing.

And did you ever notice how Adults at WDW always seem angry neutral :bored:? or mad :mad: ? and kids are always bouncy and happy :jumping1: ?

[k5thbeatle]

Outside the haunted mansion a woman is I guess addressing anyone who will answer as guests are exiting the attraction:

"Will this ride traumatize my son?"

"Traumatize"??? Probably not but when you wake up one day and your son is 35 and still living at home you'll realize your "smotherhood" did more to traumatize him than all the rides at Disney combined could! :rotfl2:

[Jabber_Jaws]

CM on the back of a tram: "Please exit to the driver's left hand side."


Guest: "How am I to know which way the driver is facing?" :confused3


Cheers: :cool1:

[LuvN~Travel]

So my mother and father are walking up to the RNR...

Mom: Hey, does this go upside down? I'm not going if it does

Dad: It doesn't go upside down (Yes, he was fully aware of the 2 barrel rolls)

Mom: Then why is the car upsidedown back there?

Dad: So that you can see inside the car.

Mom: Oh that makes sense

Did she ever forgive him? :rotfl:
Kim

[LuvN~Travel]

Converstion between my 17-year-old nephew and DH on our first afternoon:

DH: so, what's the agenda for tonight? Illuminations?
ME: Yeah, dinner at San Angel Inn and then afterwards Illuminations.
Nephew: (somewhat nervously) Uhhh....Eliminations? What's THAT?!! (I think he watches too much reality TV)
DH: (not missing a beat) Oh, didn't we tell you? I have one plane ticket back to Atlanta and after dinner we all take a vote on who's been the biggest pain in the *** today and that person is on the next plane out.

You should've seen the look on DN's face. Apparently there was no doubt in his mind who would get voted out! :rotfl2:

Okay, I just love that one! I don't know how many vacations I've been on where we wished we could've played Eliminations.;) :rotfl:
Kim

[LuvN~Travel]

One night last September, DH and DS talked me into taking out a surrey bike at the Boardwalk. We hopped on and took off around Crescent Lake with the advice - "there are two hills...get a good start before you get there to best get over it." For those of you who haven't done this, you go over the bridge towards the Beach Club (medium hill) and down the lakefront at the Beach Cub and Yacht Club. The next bridge over from the Yacht Club back to the BW is a bigger hill. On the first hill, we did okay. We got our fast start and cruised over. But then on the second hill, we found it much harder. As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin. He actually STOPPED the boat so the passengers could watch us cross the bridge while he kept up a running commentary. I am proud to say we did make it, even with our sides hurting from laughter. The last thing we heard as we sailed down the second side and the boat began to move again was,

"I'll bet you'll never do that again!" :rotfl:


Oh gee, now my side hurts! Nothing like an audience! :rotfl:
Kim

[LuvN~Travel]

Those Friendship boat captains! The following is excerpted from my 10/2 - 10/7/05 BWV trip report:

Speaking of Friendship boats, a high point was walking along the waterway between the Swan/Dolphin and Boardwalk, hearing a boat captain talking to people on the shore through the megaphone. Imagine a mean voice; maybe an army seargeant's voice, or maybe the mean guy in prison you don't want to cross. Imagine that voice over a megaphone, coming from the Friendship boat, bellowing out to some random 8yo boy walking along: "Yo Boy! You! YOU in the blue shirt! Run... You hear me, boy?!? RUN BOY!" The boy looks around confused, and then starts running. "Run faster! FASTER. LIKE YOU MEAN IT! RUN!" Boy runs faster, leaving family behind. Perhaps at this point the CM on the boat realized that maybe this was not such a good idea for continued employment where the Magic Lives. "You BOY! Stop! STOP!" Boy keeps running -- apparently the fear of the Friendship boat captain is strong. "OK, boy... Keep running then. RUN!" For all I know, the boy in the blue shirt is still running


I wonder how long it took his family to catch him?! :rotfl2: Kim

[LuvN~Travel]

Funniest comment I heard came from my BIL

He and I were pushing the double stroller loaded with my two DD's and his three kids. The kids were two 6yr olds , a 5 yr, a 4 and a 3, with everyone being around the same size. My DH and sister were a bit behind us as we pushed the strollers, chatting, walking side by side around the WS. Someone exclaimed to us "Are all of those kids yours!!" Without even pausing, he says "Yea, and we're not even married." :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Now that sounds like something MY family would say! :rotfl: Kim

[CAD3655]

Did she ever forgive him? :rotfl:
Kim

Heck no! She still gives it to him when we are over at MGM :)

[Pollito916]

And also this happened in the bathroom i forgot what park i think epcot or maybe MK and i was in a stall and in the next stall over i heard :listen: a little boy singing poopie poopie poopie :rockband: and he just kept on saying it with a rhyme pattern! it was hard not to laugh i think when i was washing my hands the boy was still in there then his parent went to the stall door and said something like stop singing.

That reminds me of one I heard in the bathroom. A little girl was in the stall next to me and yells out, "Grandma, look! I made a big one!"

[JPN4265]

This tread gets a big bump. :goodvibes

[nightshaderose]

another story to give this thread a bump:

Setting: Late october, 2004, Animal Kingdom, the path between africa and asia.

So I'm wandering off to go check out kali river rapids and the tigers. I'd read somewhere that Devine often hangs out on this path, and was thinking "it would be SO cool if I got to see her". Well, lo and behold, I come around a bend and there she is, and she is fantastic. There's also already a small crowd gathered. She unwraps herself from a tree and starts to cross the path to wrap herself around a telephone poll, and the older guy in front of me says to the people with him:

"Wow, they've got some good animatronics these days."
:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I got some very good pictures of Devine wrapped around that telephone poll, and will often show them to my friends. When they say "That's some pretty ivy, but why the picture?" I tell them to look closer. When they inevitably say "OMG, there's a face in there!" I will often respond with "stuff like that is why I go to Disney World."

[metsfan11]

this thread is so funny!

i'm in the library now and the person sitting next to me has no idea why i'm laughing! LOL!

:rotfl:

[sramille]

Ok, so maybe I'm just being mean because I know my way around there so well, but I was in MGM this weekend just outside the Star Tours gift shop and I heard someone on their cell phone saying "I'm at Indiana Jones, where are you?"

[Robo]

VACATION RULE #3
Plans are like boyfriends. They’re useful and comforting to have around, and they can sometimes make the difference between the day being a disaster or a success, but you have to be willing to ditch them if they’re not making you happy.

If you were to change one small word in this, would everyone (and by "everyone" I mean WOMEN) find it just as "funny"?

Plans are like GIRLfriends. They’re useful and comforting to have around, and they can sometimes make the difference between the day being a disaster or a success, but you have to be willing to ditch them if they’re not making you happy.

Or is it just OK to diminish the importance of men?

-Political Correctness 101

[MELSMICE]

If you were to change one small word in this, would everyone (and by "everyone" I mean WOMEN) find it just as "funny"?

Plans are like GIRLfriends. They’re useful and comforting to have around, and they can sometimes make the difference between the day being a disaster or a success, but you have to be willing to ditch them if they’re not making you happy.

Or is it just OK to diminish the importance of men?

-Political Correctness 101

LOL - I thought it was funny - regardless of whether it says boyfriend or girlfriend. :rolleyes:

[nightshaderose]

If you were to change one small word in this, would everyone (and by "everyone" I mean WOMEN) find it just as "funny"?

Plans are like GIRLfriends. They’re useful and comforting to have around, and they can sometimes make the difference between the day being a disaster or a success, but you have to be willing to ditch them if they’re not making you happy.

Or is it just OK to diminish the importance of men?

-Political Correctness 101


The people I spend most of my time with (of all genders/prefrences) would find it just as funny (and true for us) no matter what gender I used in the joke. I picked men for the joke because they're who I tend to date (and I will Not continue dating someone I'm not happy with). I have friends who use the "girlfriend" version.
My boyfriend not only agrees with Vacation Rule #3, but has added his own corrolary: "and one is never enough." :love1:

That is all I'm going to say about this in a public forum (esp. this one). If you'd like to continue this discussion, I'd be happy to do so privately.

[kupperman]

My sister and I were in line at the Tower of Terror a few years back. It had just rained so the line was actually foggy. There were a couple of teenagers in front of us. One kid said, "Man, I can't see Jack S%^T!" I tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around I said, "Hi, I'm Jack S%^t!" I thought my sister and his friends were going to pee their pants! :rotfl2:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl: Too funny!!! I would have loved to see the look on his face!!

[applepwnz]

Funniest thing I heard in Disney last October:

"I'm gonna vote for George Bush because he's a guy I could drink a beer with!"


That's funny on so many levels!


Actually... Last October... That very well might have been me! :rotfl:

[mcoolman]

for posting! I was home today with a sick child, and I had many, many things I SHOULD have done, but instead- I sat here and chuckled the afternoon away! You guys are great!!!! :jumping1: ::yes::

[sleepyone]

I totally forgot about this until reading another thread. When we were at MGM last May, a lady behind us at The Magic of Disney Animation kept telling the person next to her that her pencil isn't working. I couldn't imagine why a pencil wouldn't work unless it needed sharpening so, I glanced back and guess what? She was trying to write on the light box. She didn't have any paper. She had the light box smudged with grey! Her pencil wasn't working right ;) so, she licked her finger and was trying to wipe it off...making the grey mess worse. Her pencil wasn't working....:rotfl2:

[pedro2112]

We were at Crystal Palace last March. My oldest daughter (age 6 at the time) has a huge Piglet fetish. So when Piglet was the first character to come out to the dining room, she got so excited! He walked by our table on his way to his first stop (at the other end of our dining area) and my other wonderful daughter (who was 5 at the time) turns to me and says (loud enough for everyone to hear, especially her sister) "daddy, Piglet's a person, I saw a zipper on his back!" The look on my oldest daughter's face as she began to cry was sooooo precious, I did all I could to keep from having a major laughing attack. Thinking quickly, I told her, "Honey, of course he has a zipper on his back, how else would Piglet be able to go to the bathroom?" For some reason, this worked!

[LiteBrite]

We were at Crystal Palace last March. My oldest daughter (age 6 at the time) has a huge Piglet fetish. So when Piglet was the first character to come out to the dining room, she got so excited! He walked by our table on his way to his first stop (at the other end of our dining area) and my wonderful DD5 turns to me and says (loud enough for everyone to hear) "daddy, Piglet's a person, I saw a zipper on his back!" The look on my DD6's face as she began to cry was sooooo precious, I did all I could to keep from having a major laughing attack. Thinking quickly, I told her, "Honey, of course he has a zipper on his back, how else would Piglet be able to go to the bathroom?" For some reason, this worked!

Now, that was some fancy footwork! Good thinking, pedro!

[ryanmilla]

Have been reading all of these and really enjoying them. I was telling my brother about these and he reminded me of one that happened A LONG time ago when we were there as kids. I don't know if it falls under funny comment or funny action or both, so I will post it anyway.

We were on one of the rafts that takes you over to Tom Sawyer's Island. A man had a video camera on his shoulder....yes, one of those old video cameras that you held on your shoulder and took a full size VHS tape (I know I'm dating myself). Well, there must have been some movement or people rustling around, b/c all of a sudden this man's video camera is pushed/bumped/slipped off his shoulder and into the river. Before anyone can do anything the man dives in after it. The CM about has a heartattack, everyone is like :earseek: and the man quickly comes back to the surface with camera in hand. He climbs back into the boat and stands up. Everyone is cheering :cheer2: , the CM doesn't know what to say :confused3 and the man is oblivious to all of us and just examining his video camera. All of a sudden a huge smile comes across his face :teeth: and he yells out "Look, its still working!" and proceeds to turn it on. Immediately, the video camera sparks and snaps and makes the worst sound you ever want to hear from your own electronics and then shuts down forever. :badpc: The man's reaction turns from :teeth: to :guilty: Everyone on the boat silently turned around, :rolleyes1 the stunned CM slowly started the engine and we quitely made our way to Tom Sawyer's Island.

[Kimberly815]

Have been reading all of these and really enjoying them. I was telling my brother about these and he reminded me of one that happened A LONG time ago when we were there as kids. I don't know if it falls under funny comment or funny action or both, so I will post it anyway.

We were on one of the rafts that takes you over to Tom Sawyer's Island. A man had a video camera on his shoulder....yes, one of those old video cameras that you held on your shoulder and took a full size VHS tape (I know I'm dating myself). Well, there must have been some movement or people rustling around, b/c all of a sudden this man's video camera is pushed/bumped/slipped off his shoulder and into the river. Before anyone can do anything the man dives in after it. The CM about has a heartattack, everyone is like :earseek: and the man quickly comes back to the surface with camera in hand. He climbs back into the boat and stands up. Everyone is cheering :cheer2: , the CM doesn't know what to say :confused3 and the man is oblivious to all of us and just examining his video camera. All of a sudden a huge smile comes across his face :teeth: and he yells out "Look, its still working!" and proceeds to turn it on. Immediately, the video camera sparks and snaps and makes the worst sound you ever want to hear from your own electronics and then shuts down forever. :badpc: The man's reaction turns from :teeth: to :guilty: Everyone on the boat silently turned around, :rolleyes1 the stunned CM slowly started the engine and we quitely made our way to Tom Sawyer's Island.


HA! That is too funny!! :rotfl:

[sleepyone]

Have been reading all of these and really enjoying them. I was telling my brother about these and he reminded me of one that happened A LONG time ago when we were there as kids. I don't know if it falls under funny comment or funny action or both, so I will post it anyway.

We were on one of the rafts that takes you over to Tom Sawyer's Island. A man had a video camera on his shoulder....yes, one of those old video cameras that you held on your shoulder and took a full size VHS tape (I know I'm dating myself). Well, there must have been some movement or people rustling around, b/c all of a sudden this man's video camera is pushed/bumped/slipped off his shoulder and into the river. Before anyone can do anything the man dives in after it. The CM about has a heartattack, everyone is like :earseek: and the man quickly comes back to the surface with camera in hand. He climbs back into the boat and stands up. Everyone is cheering :cheer2: , the CM doesn't know what to say :confused3 and the man is oblivious to all of us and just examining his video camera. All of a sudden a huge smile comes across his face :teeth: and he yells out "Look, its still working!" and proceeds to turn it on. Immediately, the video camera sparks and snaps and makes the worst sound you ever want to hear from your own electronics and then shuts down forever. :badpc: The man's reaction turns from :teeth: to :guilty: Everyone on the boat silently turned around, :rolleyes1 the stunned CM slowly started the engine and we quitely made our way to Tom Sawyer's Island.Ha! Looks like it's time for a new Mini DV!

[MainStreetFan]

While sitting on the curb last Friday waiting for Share A Dream Parade to start, a family with 2 young boys came up behind us. After a few minutes the boys starting to ask about leaving. Mom insisted they stay. One of the boys said "Why can't we just go back to the hotel and rest!!". Not such a funny statement from a parent, but very funny from a 6 year old.
:rotfl:

[WickedWench]

And also this happened in the bathroom i forgot what park i think epcot or maybe MK and i was in a stall and in the next stall over i heard :listen: a little boy singing poopie poopie poopie :rockband: and he just kept on saying it with a rhyme pattern! it was hard not to laugh i think when i was washing my hands the boy was still in there then his parent went to the stall door and said something like stop singing.


Oh my, I was drinking when I read this, and I sprayed water all over my monitor. :rotfl:

[Daisy'sMom]

bump :bounce:

[jordgubben]

Riding the bus from DTD as we passed Cirque Du Soleil, a woman on the bus to her husband, "Hey maybe we should got to that Circus Ole'".

OMG, my mom says this and we are always teasing her about it. :rotfl2:

[willis37862]

We were standing in the castle looking at the cinderella murals. We were looking at the one with the stepmother and 2 ugly stepsisters on it. When we hear this lady explaining to her daughter that that must be cinderella's 3 ugly stepsisters. :rolleyes:

[reeeoga]

Friday at Epcot France. Man answers phone
"Hello"..."No we're stuck in France!".

[MinnieM21]

Friday at Epcot France. Man answers phone
"Hello"..."No we're stuck in France!".

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[DisDon]

Well, I don't have any funny comments overheard at WDW because I've never been! but that all changes tomorrow! I'll certainly be on the lookout for funny stuff, especially by our own crew. Let you all know when I get back.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: pirate:

[Syrreal]

Both of these comments happened while waiting in line at TOT.

1. It was a very very humid day and I was commenting to my friend that I was sweating. She says "Now you've moved to the south and we don't sweat...we glisten" Well, a lady in front of us turns around and says "In that case, I am glistening like a pig in heat"

2.(cuter than it is funny) Right as we go into the preshow but before the TV comes on the most adorable little british girl says "Daddy, I'm a bit frightened of this ride. Is this the lift?"

too cute

[NotUrsula]

Riding the bus from DTD as we passed Cirque Du Soleil, a woman on the bus to her husband, "Hey maybe we should got to that Circus Ole'

At least she didn't pronounce it phonetically, like one person I overheard speaking to a cm at Guest Services, "Can I buy tickets here for Sir-queue dee soil-eel?"

[mmcguire]

One of the funniest comments we've ever heard at WDW was in a language we didn't even understand, but there was no mistaking what was going on!

We were on the monorail headed away from GF one night, and there was a group that appeared to be Indian at the other end of the car (nationality is really irrelevant; they just were speaking a language we didn't understand)., Anyway, at some point on the ride, someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.

[Dustin]

One time, in line for splash mountain, lightning hit the cameras at the top of the hill. Everyone was scared and now much closer than before. I happened to end up right against some scottish family. Te mother proceed to curse like a sailor. you should have seen the looks on some of the little children's faces

[Dustin]

someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.


very true, lol

[urglewurgle]

Friday at Epcot France. Man answers phone
"Hello"..."No we're stuck in France!".

lol! reminds me of a sketch from a comedy series over here called Trigger Happy TV... there's a character who's always answering this HUGE (like as big as him) mobile phone in innapropriate places...

one sketch he's on a gondola in Venice and he asnwers the phone... you only here his side of the conversation.. (and he's shouting)

"Hello?"
"No, i'm in Venice"
"Nah, it's cr*p"

lol....

[MaryKatesMom]

The video camera story made me think of something that happened at a parade a couple of years ago. It is pretty funny when you watch it on the tape.

We were sitting on the curb and standing behind us was a little girl about 9. She could see perfectly well above our heads and each time a float or character came into view she would scream, and I mean touchdown winning the superbowl veins out of her neck scream, "Look it's Eyeore!!!!!!". This is right behind our heads. This goes on through the WHOLE parade and repeatly until the next thing comes into view. It brought to mind old tapes of the Beatles landing in the US. :flower: I didn't realize my husband was saying very softly, calmly and dryly. "Oh, look dear, Eyeore." You can also at times see my DD's heads swivel at her scream, with this blank confused look on their faces. :confused3 like "Yea, everyone sees them". It is very funny on film. :earboy2:

[2minnies]

Walking through Germany during Food and Wine Festival a few weeks ago....a young lady yelling to her friend "They have Bud Light!!!! We have that at home, too!!!".

Guess you had to be there, but "Bud Light" was our catch phrase for the rest of the trip!

[cleo]

An elderly woman behind me on Kilimanjaro Safari kept talking to her husband through the entire ride, commenting on how amazing the animatronic animals were, how real they look, how natural their movements were. When we reached the area with the ostrich eggs and the driver pointed them out to everyone, the woman got a horrified look on her face. She turned to her husband and said, "Oh my god! Won't the babies inside DIE in this heat?!"

:rolleyes:

[Syrreal]

An elderly woman behind me on Kilimanjaro Safari kept talking to her husband through the entire ride, commenting on how amazing the animatronic animals were, how real they look, how natural their movements were.
:rolleyes:

How funny, we were at either CSR or POR (can't remember which one) a couple of years ago and there was an alligator by the little river/creek thing in the area. It wasn't very big, maybe 4 feet at the most....but there was a whole group of people around it...most of them were saying how great it was that disney had animatronics even at the resorts. Knowing that this is FL and that you can pretty much assume that there are gators in every non-chlorinated body of water, My DH (then DFi) got the people away from the gator while I called and let the resort know what was going on.
Animal control came and took the gator. We talked to the guy for a while and he explained that they release the gators they catch in the everglades (or other swamp area far away from the disney grounds)

[Family Fun Mom]

One of the funniest comments we've ever heard at WDW was in a language we didn't even understand, but there was no mistaking what was going on!

We were on the monorail headed away from GF one night, and there was a group that appeared to be Indian at the other end of the car (nationality is really irrelevant; they just were speaking a language we didn't understand)., Anyway, at some point on the ride, someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.


That's so funny. My dh and I also got a kick out of seeing how much alike we all are, regardless of culture. We watched a group of young boys (probably ages 5 to about 10) and they were obviously picking on the youngest one. The little boy started whining and ran to tell mama, the mom then yelled at the whole group. My dh turned to me and said "I guess it doesn't matter where you are from, brothers are always the same" and I added "So are moms." LOL We got a kick out of it.

I guess it really is a small world after all :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[100AcreWood]

I taught my dd not to drink out of water fountains because it's easy to catch a cold or virus from them (little kids love to put their mouths on them).

When she saw two little girls drinking out of the water fountains near Pete's Garage she stopped and very loudly said "Oh no, they're going to get sick! Look at that they're drinking out of the fountains. They are going to get SICK." I just laughed when the girls and their parents turned to look at my dd.

[Teresa Pitman]

We were on the Family Magic Tour, and the tour guide brought out the special "map" with Peter Pan's clues written out. He asked the children in our group "who would like to read the first clue?" and my grandson (who had just turned four that very day) ran up and said "I will! I will!" Then he stopped and looked crestfallen and said "Oh, wait, I can't read."

We all thought it was very funny. He enjoyed that tour so much.

Later we went to Star Tours and he was too short to go on the ride, so I asked if we could do the "non-motion" version. They said yes, so we walked in and had a "vehicle" all to ourselves. They let my grandson be the captain and announce "blast off" at the beginning, and he loved it. We saw the whole movie and the "driver" moving, but didn't feel any motion. After we left (with his certificate in hand to show he was a spaceship captain), he said to me "Grandma, did we really go into space?" (I explained that it was just pretend but he said he thought we really did.)

There were many more very precious moments.

Teresa

[zachnlucy]

Everybody stop it! You're gonna make me lose my job!

[brandip22]

Great thread! Keep 'em coming! I'll try to remember some and post soon.

[kaybird]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will" :)

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....) :rotfl:

13 days!!!

[Simba's Mom]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will" :)

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....) :rotfl:

13 days!!!

That one really cracks me up! The cannons are so much louder at DL-they'd probably really get spooked there. And I swear that the cannons at WDW POTC were louder about 15 years ago-where were Harriet and Ethel then?

[disneymama73]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will" :)

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....) :rotfl:

13 days!!!

A few years back (I can't remember if it was 1998 or 1999) as we were going through that scene, I got shot in the eye with water! Hard! This never happened before or after. I wonder if that's what swooshed past Harriet's face! :rotfl: I can laugh about it now, but at the time it shocked me, and my eye really hurt! I'm always cautious in that scene now. :rotfl2: pirate:

[never_enough_pooh]

While we were in Walt Disney World last week, a CM at AK told us that someone blamed him for the rain!!!

[cobbler]

More cute than anything.

We always have breakfast at Chef Mickey's for every trip. It is required by DH. The first day on our trip we take the monorail over to the Poly for some shopping. As we approach the Cont my son (4 years old) yells out "Look mom, there is the breakfast house". I thought it was cute.

Later that trip, (same child) I take him to the restroom. They have the automatic toilets and it flushes. Next thing I hear "Thank you Mr Toilet".

[tae1218]

Later we went to Star Tours and he was too short to go on the ride, so I asked if we could do the "non-motion" version. They said yes, so we walked in and had a "vehicle" all to ourselves. They let my grandson be the captain and announce "blast off" at the beginning, and he loved it. We saw the whole movie and the "driver" moving, but didn't feel any motion. After we left (with his certificate in hand to show he was a spaceship captain), he said to me "Grandma, did we really go into space?" (I explained that it was just pretend but he said he thought we really did.)



Teresa

This reminds me of the first time we went on Mission Space. My DD was 6 and 1/2 years old at the time. She was so excited about trying this new ride. Well we were next in line and she turns around and has one tear running down her check. I asked her what was wrong and she answered "Mommy I don't want to go to Mars." I think the pre-show scared her. I explained that it was only a ride but we did not have to go on and it was ok. As soon as she heard we were not really going to Mars she was fine. We went on the ride and she had a blast. She wanted ride it again as soon as she got off. Now it is one of her favorites.

[Uuaww]

Ok so me and my friends were at disneyland using those water bottles that filter everything. Me and my best friend started arguing that if we put food coloring in there, would it be filtered. Well this went on for about 7 hours before the 5 girls we were with told us to shut up, or they were gonna leave us, so we got the brilliant idea of getting food coloring and seeing if it did filter it. So we headed over to the bakery and the girls, calmly told the people our problem and asked if they had some food coloring. They abliged to our request and low and behold, I was wrong, it filters it, but not completely, my friend then proceeded to rub it in my face for the rest of the trip.

Anyways, so we are our still in the bakery and my best friend was dancing, rubbing it in my face, and this family that saw my crushing defeat was looking at me now drinking green water. I showed there two kids a little trick how I was changing clear water into "green magic juice" There son, no older than 5, then goes "mommy! mommy! I want some of the magic green juice!!!" I then proceed to offer him some of my "green magic juice". His parents let him squirt some in his mouth where he proclaims "WOW it really does taste like green!" To which we all started laughing. The worst part is, 1 year later, and the damn water still comes out green.

[brtls5]

Our last trip a few weeks ago to WDW, we were on the jungle safari cruise at MK. There was another family on the cruise with us, obviously it was their first time. Anyway, they were getting very excited over the animals. One of the women, a mother of a little boy there... just keeps excitedly asking the CM if the animals are real. He's looking at her like she's crazy. "Yes ma'am, the animals are real, what kind of silly question is that?" as he shakes his head no. The rest of the ride, the family thought all of the animals were real. We couldn't stop laughing!

[LindsayDunn228]

I just got back from WDW this past Sunday. Here's the best one I heard. It was at the Lights, Motor, Action Stunt Show.

We had just gotten to the park where they bring a kid in from the audience. They picked this kid who looked about 12. As they were walking him up to the main area they asked him:

CM: So what's your name?

Kid: Mike (or whatever)

CM: So where are you from Mike?

Kid: I dunno. (totally sullen-llike)

So then they are teaching him how to do the RC car thing. They then say:

CM: So Mike, this is really cool eh?

Kid: I don't know.

Then a few minutes later....

CM: Are you excited?

Kid: Not really.


Geez, what a kid! I bet he was loads of fun in the parks! :)

[eeyoreiscool]

:Pinkbounc

[amwhitaker]

A couple of kid related conversations from the week of November 12th:

Child: Throwing a tantrum

Father: You might as well stop crying now, 'cause I've heard you cry before, so you might as well stop now.

Child: Just screams louder.

Mother having a conversation with bratty child:

Mother: I'm not listening to you if you talk in that tone of voice to me.

Child: You HAVE to talk to me!

Mother: I most certainly DO NOT!

An interesting method of punishment:

Another child about 4 or 5 years old throwing a tantrum in a stroller, mother has the stroller parked directly up against and facing the wall, while mother is about 6 to 10 feet away with arms crossed and just staring at the child with disgusted look on her face.

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!

[Disney Fool]

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!


...ahem.....the children are now raising the parents... :rolleyes1

[Pollito916]

...ahem.....the children are now raising the parents... :rolleyes1

Well said. It is unfortunate, but too common these days.

[MELSMICE]

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!

If they did, we'd read about them on the "most shocking things thread".



DISCLAIMER: I don't smack my kids & don't condone it, but just wanted to answer! ;)

[MinnieM21]

This didn't happen at WDW but at DL yesterday. My mom asked me, "Do you want to go on Bud Light?" I seriously almost fell over laughing. :rotfl:

The names she has for some of the rides makes me laugh so much. :rotfl:

[Adrienne]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth :blush: . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. :earseek: Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait. :earseek: :cool1: :Pinkbounc

LOL :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Adrienne :wizard:

[Kay1]

Overheard on POTC:

"Well, lookie here, Robert. This feller is gonna chop our heads off!"

This cheery comment was made by a perky woman who had, IMO, an odd way of trying to calm down her terrified grandson.

[disneymama73]

Overheard on POTC:

"Well, lookie here, Robert. This feller is gonna chop our heads off!"

This cheery comment was made by a perky woman who had, IMO, an odd way of trying to calm down her terrified grandson.

Well that's one way to settle a kid's nerves. pirate:

[GoofyNKansas]

While we were standing in a gift shop in France at World Showcase, I overheard a guest, tell her friend, "She said they don't have a restroom here, the nearest one is in the UK....... whatever the h*** the UK is."

[maddhatir]

Or the Genie comment could have been from me too :wave2:

me and my husband took my 4 year old niece to Disney (thats a whole other subject :scared1: ) we were in Morocco and she was about to get in her stroller when i came running up and told her to hurry up- i see Aladdin!

we get to where he was and she looks very disappointed and had to tell me that was not Aladdin that is just the Genie and I don't want his picture.

ooops. :confused3 hee hee

maddhatir :crazy:

[LightBurnsBlue]

When my family is in the parks, there is one saying that always cracks us up.

You know how at Epcot they have that "leave a legacy" thing where you can leave an impression in a sculpture near the entrance? Well, when someone in my family, um, passes gas in the park, the person announces, "I just left a legacy!" We all think it's hilarious, although sorry to offend the people that actualy did the scupture thing!

[pampam]

:rotfl2: leave a legacy :rotfl:

[mhf]

Last Saturday, we were cruising from POFQ to DTD and a man says "look at those places. I didn't know the Wilderness cabins were so nice. They are so nice."

I''m thinking, we shouldn't be near Wilderness, what's up here?

The Captain proceeds to come on the intercom and explain about the Treetops being refurbished for the international students.

Then Monday we're at Epcot, and a group of 4 adults is looking at a map and saying " Soarin is in the Land and we should go there now." It's mid-afternoon...can you imagine the line?? Will these folks know to do fastpass??

MHF
:paw:

[LightBurnsBlue]

Then Monday we're at Epcot, and a group of 4 adults is looking at a map and saying " Soarin is in the Land and we should go there now." It's mid-afternoon...can you imagine the line?? Will these folks know to do fastpass??

MHF
:paw:

Well...the line is long for a reason...a lot of people must have that same idea!

[#1MMFan]

This didn't happen at WDW but at DL yesterday. My mom asked me, "Do you want to go on Bud Light?" I seriously almost fell over laughing. :rotfl:

The names she has for some of the rides makes me laugh so much. :rotfl:

That makes two of us. My mom calls it Bud too... and I tell her it is "Bud Lightbeer" to us from now on. LOL

[ryanmilla]

Last week we were in MK for the MVMCP parade. We got our spot in Liberty square early, so with my DW waiting with our DS15 months, I took our DD4 on BTMR. She was a little nervous with it being her first time and also at night. At the end of the rid, she proclaims that she loves it and can't stop talking about it on the walk back to our spot.

When we get to our spot she sits down next to these 2 young girls (early 20's) and looks over at them and says, "I just rode the Polar Express!"

[CAD3655]

:Pinkbounc

[disneymama73]

Last week we were in MK for the MVMCP parade. We got our spot in Liberty square early, so with my DW waiting with our DS15 months, I took our DD4 on BTMR. She was a little nervous with it being her first time and also at night. At the end of the rid, she proclaims that she loves it and can't stop talking about it on the walk back to our spot.

When we get to our spot she sits down next to these 2 young girls (early 20's) and looks over at them and says, "I just rode the Polar Express!"

That is just about the cutest thing I've ever heard! :goodvibes

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

we were just at WDW first week of December - outside Country Bears, guy was on a cell phone telling someone he had just seen the "Care Bears" - no lie!!!!! :rolleyes:

Would have been cute from a little one though!

[pampam]

we were just at WDW first week of December - outside Country Bears, guy was on a cell phone telling someone he had just seen the "Care Bears" - no lie!!!!! :rolleyes:

Would have been cute from a little one though!

On the other hand, little ones would have known these were not Care Bears :earsgirl: :earboy2:

[MayButterfly]

At the end of a VERY long day in Epcot at the World Showcase we saw this little boy walking with his mom and we heard him say " Where are we anyways... Japanese town?" (in Japan).. We just cracked up!

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

pampam-

so true!!!! :wizard:

[CAD3655]

My nephew is 3 and this was his first trip to WDW since he was 6 months. The first night we were, we took him over to see Illuminations. OK that was a big mistake, he had a complete meltdown.

2 days later we were in EPCOT visiting the countries and it was around 8:45 PM. He was bored riding in the carriage and wanted to walk for a while. He heard the announcement "blah blah blah...Illuminations show at 9:15" and jumped into the carriage like his pants were on fire and starts yelling at us... "HURRY UP! WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA LEAVE! COME ON! FASTER!"

It was a riot.

[terribm]

I don't know how well this will translate into words but years ago DH and I were at the World celebrating our 2nd anniversary and there was this adorable British family on our bus. The kids, boy and girl, were probably about 8 and 9ish. They started arguing about where they thought they were going (one was saying universal studios) and the little girls gets very upset and in the sweetest accent says "Mummy, he spat on me" I laughed so hard, I cried. It sounded so polite. Eventhough this was pre-kids for us, I couldn't help thinking that is a huge diffence in the way american and british children resolve their issues.

Terri

[eeyoreiscool]

:Pinkbounc :bounce:

[disney1fan]

At Rainforest Cafe, the lady next table said to the waiter: "Can I have a diet seven-eleven, please?" :confused3
I guess she meant a diet seven-up ?!?

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

In MGM,
A Mom, walking in front of me, speaking to her younger son (about 5 or 6):

Mom: "OOh honey!! look! Power Rangers! Maybe Spiderman will be here to!!" :bitelip:

Little boy(stopping dead in his tracks): :rolleyes2 "Mom, Spiderman is NOT Disney! Geez!" And rolls his eyes!!! :rotfl:

I almost died laughing!!!

[house_of_princesses]

I love this thread and when we were in WDW last October I was bound and determined to bring you something worth sharing.

Well, the only thing that came from all of my 'eaves dropping' was my dd asking me to stop eaves dropping while we were on the bus. I got my share of smirks after that comment and then kept my ears to myself after the remainder of the trip. :earboy2: :listen:

[Just_Me_06]

That sounded funny ! :jumping1: But there was this 1 time i was on a ride with my cousin , were sitting in the front row with some teenage boys and just b4 we went down they screamed like little girls ! we didnt even go down yet ! :laughing:

[Hillbeans]

I'm of Chinese descent but can't speak/read a word of Chinese and somebody gave me a T-shirt with Chinese writing... when my dad saw it he said, "Do you know that your T-shirt says 'do not pee here'?"

I threw away the T-shirt... especially after wearing that shirt for the entire day in Chinatown.


HA HA HA :rotfl: So funny - one of the funniest things i've read in a LONG TIME!

[Major.Nelson]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! :earseek: I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! :scared: Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! :scared1: :faint: I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! :rotfl2: I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!! :rolleyes1

Lynn

LOL!!! i never knew people were so afraid of roaches. And i catch those by the handfull! its quite a nice business some people pay a buck each for adults, and about 0.75 cents for nimps. 1 time we sent them to Fear Factor and we never did see them on TV... I never knew catching bugs was so dangerous!

[momof2cutegirls]

:rotfl: We were at Magic Kingdom this past December. We were sitting with our family on the curb of Main Street waiting for the afternoon parade to begin. There was this man near us who had just bought his son one of those
light up/glow swords that go from about eight inches to three feet (they are collapsible). The kid was so excited to get it. He was probably three or so and sitting in his stroller.

Now we are smooshed on top of one another waiting for the parade, this kids got his new sword, and his dad says, "If I see you touch anybody with this I am going to take it away!" With that, he extends it to it's full length and hands it to his son.

My sister-in-law and I saw the entire thing, and we bust out laughing. How can you possibly give a kid this huge sword in a large crowd and expect him to just sit there and not swing it around?

It was probably one of those 'you had to be there' things, but we laughed about it all week!

[disneyaggie]

:rotfl: We were at Magic Kingdom this past December. We were sitting with our family on the curb of Main Street waiting for the afternoon parade to begin. There was this man near us who had just bought his son one of those
light up/glow swords that go from about eight inches to three feet (they are collapsible). The kid was so excited to get it. He was probably three or so and sitting in his stroller.

Now we are smooshed on top of one another waiting for the parade, this kids got his new sword, and his dad says, "If I see you touch anybody with this I am going to take it away!" With that, he extends it to it's full length and hands it to his son.

My sister-in-law and I saw the entire thing, and we bust out laughing. How can you possibly give a kid this huge sword in a large crowd and expect him to just sit there and not swing it around?

It was probably one of those 'you had to be there' things, but we laughed about it all week!

This is probably the same guy who would give his kid a ton of sugar and then tell him to "sit still". :rotfl2:

[Wendy1953]

I am so sorry for your loss, but at least you have some very wonderful memories of Michael. :sad1:

[splash327]

My best one was something we did during a MVMCP back in Dec. We were in Fantasyland at midnight and were trying to get one more ride in. DD (4) suggested small world and we all hopped on. Once the boat started moving I started singing the song. Well they all joined in and we sang it through the whole ride.


The other was when my DS was 4 and we were at the MVMCP in Dec. 2000. We were near dumbo near the end of the night and there was no line. As we went through the chains to get up to the loading area my DS kept saying over and over, "I want to ride on Dumbo, Dumbo, DUMBO!" It was so cute.

[Belle5]

I got a chuckle a couple of weeks ago as I overheard some moms talking on the WL beach. The very authoritative one was telling the other that she and her young daughter had reservations for the princess breakfast at the Crystal Palace the next day. The restaurant was located at the Polynesian resort, you know! ;)

[WEDWDW]

While at WDW last month,I was talking to one of the wonderful International Cast Members in World Showcase-the exact country will remain nameless. ;)She had only been working at her pavilion a short time and I was asking her about how she liked it so far,etc.I asked her if her work hours were long,etc. and she said it wasn't too bad and "When we are not working,all we do is drink and sleep." :)

[MagicDreamer]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard at WDW had nothing to do with someone being ignorant about WDW, but just a mistake that was no doubt made trying to hurry through the parks.

We were at Epcot one morning and in front of us was a family with a young daughter. She was really scared about riding, and was getting more anxious as she neared the front of the line. Her mother was trying to talk her into riding so she decided to pull out the park map to read the description of the ride. She pulled it out and starting laughing.

"Honey?" She said to her husband, "I can't read the map."
"Why not?"
"Because the one you picked up is in Spanish, and I don't speak Spanish." They laughed for a while on that one.

Something about the situation was really funny, and pretty much everyone around them heard her and we all got a good laugh out of it.

[southernbella]

On my DD's 1st trip to WDW, she rode the TOT. My Dh said (yes, I was too chicken to ride it) that right before the drops start, the car goes pitch black. He said when this happened, our DD (age 5) said "Daddy, are you still here?" He said the whole car cracked up. Sbella

[urglewurgle]

one from Disneyland Resort Paris... out of the mouth of my best friend...

"OMG becks... i can't believe i just had a poo in disneyland....."

also heard that holiday was...

"omg.. i can't believe i just had a poo on the eiffel tower..."
"omg... i just can't believe i had a poo on a train going under the sea... on our way to see mickey mouse!"

see a theme emerging?!?!

[goodeats]

Heh, this comment came from my sister and I still chuckle when I think about it.

We went to Epcot one day on our trip last December. We were going to be there all day and had 'tickets' for the Candlelight Processional that night. Now, the weather had been really variable all week, sunny and warm one day and freezing the next, so I suggested we should bring our heavy sweatshirts and maybe get a locker or something. My EXTREMELY frugal sister looked at me completely horrified and said:

"Don't those lockers cost, like, a whole dollar or something?"

I started rolling and then told her they cost, like, seven whole dollars! She had to sit down.

[disneyluver626]

This is a pre-disney comment from my 7 year old son.

We suprised my dd (9) and DS (7) with a trip to disney (it was our first time). They thought we were going on vacation to our place at the beach for the week. In order to get them to the airport (because it's in the opposite direction of the beach) we had to tell them we were going to the mall with my mom (who was taking us to the airport). My son is a big video game freak and had gotten money from our family for his vacation. When he heard we were going to the mall all he could think about was getting a video game.

When we got to the airport we got the kids out of the car and told them we were on our way to Walt Disney World. My daughter did not believe us and my son started crying and said he wanted to go to the mall.

[hogwartsdropout]

Lol! What a cute story!

[Major.Nelson]

i remember 1 time when me my father and my sister went on mission space my other sister and my mother waited for us on a bench, and a couple of benches away there was a lady eating popcorn and there was popcorn everywhere around the bench! and there was a CM cleaning up the popcorn right around her and i think he had a dirty look on his face then she said to him i didnt do it! then he said yeah nobody would admit to making a mess that big. i bet he's gonna get fired due to complaints.

[Polyfor30th]

DH and I were on MS for the umpteenth time and were seated with a very nice British couple. The poor chap's DW was not as happy to be there as he was. After much reassurance, she reluctantly strapped herself in and waited for the ride to begin. Once the g's hit she started to yell, "I don't like it, I don't like you for making me go on this thing, ohhh I don't like it" over and over. The poor dear, I hated to laugh but she sounded like someone right out of a BBC sketch comedy skit :)

[2Xited4Disney]

hhahahahh that one is funny... I know alot of people from the UK are on these boards but it really is just funny to hear you say anything out of the ordinary....

[zoe dog]

(Ok - I'll add in mine to get this thread bumped up again. Thanks for the giggles, guys.)

We went to WDW for the first time when my oldest daughter was about 11. She has a huge imagination, but she's very mature and logical - so I was a bit surprised that she kept her eyes squeezed shut throughout the entire time we were in the HM. When I noticed I said "Honey what's wrong? You know this is all pretend - the ghosts are just made by computers." She replied "I know that everything Disney PUT here is pretend. But this is just exactly the kind of place that a REAL ghost would want to live."

[chesirechik]

This just sort of made me laugh. DH & I were in the World of Disney store in DTD and I had a shirt I wanted to try on. So I headed into the dressing room and DH stood outside waiting.

DH said just as I closed the door a CM walked by and said "Aren't you going to be a rebel and go in with her?" DH just laughed and the CM said "You would be absolutely amazed at what people try to do in those dressing rooms everyday!"

I know they don't have video cameras in there, but I'm sure the CM's see couples going in there. Just made me laugh.

[Daisy'sMom]

[QUOTE=zoe dogWe went to WDW for the first time when my oldest daughter was about 11. She has a huge imagination, but she's very mature and logical - so I was a bit surprised that she kept her eyes squeezed shut throughout the entire time we were in the HM. When I noticed I said "Honey what's wrong? You know this is all pretend - the ghosts are just made by computers." She replied "I know that everything Disney PUT here is pretend. But this is just exactly the kind of place that a REAL ghost would want to live."[/QUOTE]


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[mytwotinks]

This is only funny in a kind of sick sad way, but last December my sister called me from the world laughing her you know what off. She had just gotten off of Dumbo and she said that the lady in line in front of her SCREAMED at her daughter "If you don't shut up, I am going to take you back to the room and kick your A$$." The part that was funny was that afterwards the woman kept mumbling about how the daughter was embarrasing her and my sister said that she hadn't even noticed anything until the lady started yelling! It makes you wonder why people spend so much money if they don't want to be there. Don't get me wrong after 9 or 10 days I am sure that we all have a few moments that wouldn't go in the parents hall of fame, but really!!!

Anyway, my sister and I took our 3 girls on a girls only trip the following June and that was kind of a joke. We kept saying that (with appropriate changes) to my 7 year old and she would just roll her eyes at us!

[SusanWasHere]

i went to wdw in 2000 with my ex (he was my BF at the time). we had a HUGE disagreement down in the pyramid in mexico bc, as per usual, he was being very selfish. lol - which is why he is my ex! anyway, he had me literally in tears and he stormed out and left me there. as i'm walking to the gate of epcot crying my eyes out a woman sees me and says completely shocked "look at her crying - IN DISNEY!!" looking back it is so funny and reminds me of League of their Own with "there's no crying in baseball". so over the xmas holiday this year when i was there with my family and 3 little nieces - i kept saying "there's no ____ in disney" fill in: whining, crying, complaining, fighting with your sister, etc. LOL

[IStoleMyKidsPins]

My DW & I just returned & heard not 1 but 2 funny comments from a couple. We were in Animal Kingdom standing on one of the bridges looking at Everest. There was a couple walking by & the wife remarked funny comment #1: "Oh look, you can see Blizzard Beach from here!". Very good stuff. Then her husband replied, and I assumed he was going to "correct" her. Well, he did, sorta: "That's not Blizzard Beach. It's the the Swiss Alps".

[michygoomy]

The funniest thing I ever heard at MK definately came out of my OWN Mouth, unintentionally of course!!

A few weeks ago, we were finishing up a LONG day at MK with my DH, 2 kids, stepson and his wife, and their 5 month old baby.

Everyone else went on Splash Mountain at about 7 p.m. except me - I was left with my ds (2) and my step-grandson, 5 months. My son was being SO good, but the baby was really upset. My son probably sat there for 20 minutes playing with a small bag of trail mix. He was picking out the parts he likes, and putting the rest of the stuff (basically the nuts) in the little cup holders in the tray of his stroller. Then he'd move them from one place to the other, and back again. In the meantime, the baby REALLY started getting upset, and I'm trying to bounce him on my knee, and at the same time, my son decides he's had enough of this and he's getting out of the stroller NOW. So I'm saying "Please, Elliot, get back in the stroller. Come on Elliot, come on over here and sit, please. Come on, you can sit over here and play with your nuts"!!! Well, there was a young guy sitting next to me (with his infant child) who started to snicker (like you snicker in church when you know you shouldn't be snickering). I ALMOST DIED when I realized what I had said, QUITE LOUDLY, in front of too many people!!! I had to keep sitting there and wait another 15 minutes or so until they all came off the ride.... It was awful!

I haven't even made it through this thread yet but THIS. MADE. ME. CRY. Too funny. :rotfl2:

[MyGoofy26]

A few years ago I was on the college program. One of my first days there, we had on and off torrential downpours (you know how it is in August) I was working at Golden Age Souvenirs at MGM and all sorts of people were running under the roof to get out of the rain. We're pulling all the racks closer inside so things don't get wet, and get out the squeegee things for the floor to push the water towards the drain but it's raining so hard and it came so fast that we cant keep up with it, so we're moving as quickly as we can to try and keep puddles from forming (or getting too big) A group of people go dashing past through the rain using whatever they have in their hands to cover themselves as my coworker stops squeegeeing, stands up with a big "Disney smile" and yells "Welcome to sunny Orlando Florida"

Everyone standing there started cracking up.

[rayelias]

BUMP!:Pinkbounc

[2Xited4Disney]

I assumed he was going to "correct" her. Well, he did, sorta: "That's not Blizzard Beach. It's the the Swiss Alps".




Hhhhahahh that reminds me of a funny story.

My DGF lives on Cape Cod in Falmouth. Well from one of the Beaches you can see Martha's Vineyard (its an island, for those who don't know).... Well we were sitting on the beach and a family was walking buy and the Father said
"WOW. I can't believe you can see England from here!!" I immediately turned around and looked at this guy... expecting him or his wife to start laughing... She replied "Thats not England that is an Island, its Rhode Island...." Then they just kept walking. Has to be the funniest and the saddest thing I have ever heard in my life

[doombuggy3]

Some of your stories have been hysterical! Keep 'em coming! I'm bumping and adding a tale of my own.

This didn't happen in WDW, but oh it has to do with it! Explaining WDW to someone who's never been there is one of the hardest things to do because people do not understand it's 47 square miles! My DBF and I are planning a trip and while I was reading one of these threads today he saw a picture of someone's room view from the Contemporary. I scrolled past and he goes "no, no, go back!" So I go back and sit for a moment before he says incredulously, eyes wide with shock "the hotels are in the parks?!?" I say no and he says he wants to see a map...

So I show him a map and he goes "there's four different parks?" (yes, I know, he has a lot to learn from his sensai :teeth: ) and I respond yes. After looking at the map for a moment, he goes..."Disney has a zoo?" :rotfl2: I died just because AK's whole motto is nahtazu! Boy...Do I have a lot of teaching to do.

Maybe it's not funny, but I just thought it was hysterical and thought I'd share! :cool1: :lmao:

[Golliwobbler]

nahtazu...don't know how I never heard or saw that before...but sure do like it!

[doombuggy3]

Awww maybe they took it off the resort channel we always have on in our room! That was their big marketing pitch to attract patrons to AK, the whole segment showed it was more than your average zoo! I thought it was devilishly clever how they made one word out of it! :hyper:

[MyGoofy26]

Just remembered one from a trip 2 years ago. Cute - at least to me, LOL. My cousin is in the Air Force and she and hubby moved to Italy when their son was just 2 1/2. Their daughter was born while they were there so to the kids Italy was more "home" than here. They had come home in April because she had to go to Biloxi for a week for training, so she left the kids with her mom and went down. Her son loved it here so much, he wanted to stay until they came back in the summer for a wedding. So he lived here for a couple months, and had become obsessed with everything "American." The following year they decided to come home for Christmas, this was December '03. So my aunt and I flew down to Orlando and met them at the Contemporary to start off their trip home - first trip for all of them, my aunt and I being the seasoned vets.

We were staying in the wings and were walking to the main building to grab breakfast and then head to the MK. We got outside, someone realized the forgot something and ran back to the room while we all waited where we were. One of the ducks started waddling by and the kids try to catch it . . . people are walking by and here's my cousin's 7yo son yelling, "Yippee!! My first American duck!"

THe whole trip he'd mark his first American whatever for the trip, LOL. People were looking at us all funny since the kid didn't *sound* foreign, LOL.

[XOoOoVEEoOoOX]

Just remembered one from a trip 2 years ago. Cute - at least to me, LOL. My cousin is in the Air Force and she and hubby moved to Italy when their son was just 2 1/2. Their daughter was born while they were there so to the kids Italy was more "home" than here. They had come home in April because she had to go to Biloxi for a week for training, so she left the kids with her mom and went down. Her son loved it here so much, he wanted to stay until they came back in the summer for a wedding. So he lived here for a couple months, and had become obsessed with everything "American." The following year they decided to come home for Christmas, this was December '03. So my aunt and I flew down to Orlando and met them at the Contemporary to start off their trip home - first trip for all of them, my aunt and I being the seasoned vets.

We were staying in the wings and were walking to the main building to grab breakfast and then head to the MK. We got outside, someone realized the forgot something and ran back to the room while we all waited where we were. One of the ducks started waddling by and the kids try to catch it . . . people are walking by and here's my cousin's 7yo son yelling, "Yippee!! My first American duck!"

THe whole trip he'd mark his first American whatever for the trip, LOL. People were looking at us all funny since the kid didn't *sound* foreign, LOL.


lol this had me laughing more than any other post because i can just imagine this scene lol...I would probably think that he had heard that line on TV or something

[Blueeyes101817]

i just read this entire thread tonight--ive been laughing so hard, my brother kept asking what was so funny!

[Disney711]

When walking from MK back to the Contemporary one day, there was a group of about four older people in front of me and my friend. Theyw ere looking at Space Mountain and Tomorrowland and I heard one of them saying "Oh, that's that Epcot park"

Another time, when I was on Living with the Land, we got into the greenhouse, and a woman behind us goes "Oh, now we're in the big globe"

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

Just remembered one from a trip 2 years ago. Cute - at least to me, LOL. My cousin is in the Air Force and she and hubby moved to Italy when their son was just 2 1/2. Their daughter was born while they were there so to the kids Italy was more "home" than here. They had come home in April because she had to go to Biloxi for a week for training, so she left the kids with her mom and went down. Her son loved it here so much, he wanted to stay until they came back in the summer for a wedding. So he lived here for a couple months, and had become obsessed with everything "American." The following year they decided to come home for Christmas, this was December '03. So my aunt and I flew down to Orlando and met them at the Contemporary to start off their trip home - first trip for all of them, my aunt and I being the seasoned vets.

We were staying in the wings and were walking to the main building to grab breakfast and then head to the MK. We got outside, someone realized the forgot something and ran back to the room while we all waited where we were. One of the ducks started waddling by and the kids try to catch it . . . people are walking by and here's my cousin's 7yo son yelling, "Yippee!! My first American duck!"

THe whole trip he'd mark his first American whatever for the trip, LOL. People were looking at us all funny since the kid didn't *sound* foreign, LOL.

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I am trying to picture this and I just about spit out my coffee. Very cute and very funny!

[Capt_BJ]

place: our first DCL cruise, the first year of operation, standing on deck above the bridge as we leave Port Canaveral

event: MAGIC sounds the whistle, the first time we're hearing it.

overheard: "why are they playing the MacDonald's song" .... {you deserve a break today ....} :confused3

true, I swear :rotfl2:

[remmy_7]

don't know if this was the funniest thing I've EVER heard while there but it made me laugh. A father and his 2 small children (a girl and boy like 4 and 5) were in line in front of us for a ride. And the little boy starts repeating over and over again "half shell, turtle power!! half shell turtle power!!!", or something like that. I'm assuming this is in reference to the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Anyway, he said this about 9 or 10 times until finally his sister yelled "ENOUGH ALREADY!!" I just started laughing, it was great!

[CMedley78]

The funniest thing I ever heard was when I was on my honeymoon in April 2003. My DH an I were staying at CBR and on a bus headed to the Magic Kingdom for the day, when we stopped at another bus stop on the resort and to pick up more passengers. Mind you, the bus was practically filled and this was the last stop before leaving for the TTC. Anyway, this adorable little boy, probably no more than four-years-old, gets on the bus with his parents and stands there dumbfounded. Then he speaks up loudly in his British accent and says, "Good lord! I can't find a seat on this bloody bus!!!" I just started laughing because it was so cute to see this little boy speak and act more like an adult...especially with that adorable accent. My husband and I really got a kick out of it! ::MickeyMo

[MELSMICE]

This happened a few years ago, but I just remembered it.

There were 10 of us total - my family of 5, brother's family of 3 & my parents. It was over the Easter holiday at MK, right after Spectromagic. The park is extremely, extremely crowded. When it would get crowded like we'd tell my DH to get us through the crowd & someone would yell "hook on".

Our entire group would make a human train to walk so no one would get lost (mainly the kids). We'd hold on to belt looks, shirts, anything we could. On more than one occasion another family would "hook on" to us to maneuver through the crowd.

The funniest thing, however, was having my dad (who doesn't move quick, at all) at the back of the line. My DH is really booking with us all in tow & the next thing you hear is this loud "rip" & my dad saying, "Oh boy, I think I just ripped that guys pants." It seems that his cell phone got caught on someone's pocket. DH was moving the train so fast there was just no way we could stop. I'm sure the guy needed new shorts after the sound I heard! :eek:

[DisneyDreamingAubrey]

THIS IS THE BEST POST :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Buzz's Buddy]

Last week, we were at AK on our way to Kilimanjaro Safari. We paused on the bridge leading into Africa to take a few pictures of Expedition Everest.

A man and a woman were standing next to us and the man asked what the mountain was and the woman said "That's part of Blizzard Beach."

[JustEngagedNicole]

Just subscribing!

I am going to Epcot for the day tomorrow.... I'll try to keep my ears open for for some silly comments!!:rainbow:

[Pumbaa7287]

We were travelling with our friends once and eating the character dinner, I think it was at GF, about 4 or 5 years ago. This family had a son who was just turning 6 that week, and was not happy when his dad had decided to get him some ham for dinner. He put on a pouty face, even when Belle came over to talk to him and get his picture. When she asked what was wrong, he simply replied, "Ham is for breakfast..." :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
We could not stop laughing. It's still one of or favorite disney moments of all time. :thumbsup2

[SnwflkCts]

I listened hard for funny comments cause I loved reading about them before I went to WDW. This was the one I heard. I think someone else posted one similar ...

Leaving Magic Kingdom on monorail and Mom on car with us with two little ones - oldest about 4-5. She asked him what rides he liked, etc... and he makes this motion with his fingers (you know spider up the spout) and then he says he liked the "ittsy, bitsy small world" alot. I thought that was a cute moment. Mom laughed - kids looked happy and unrushed too! :tongue:

[MyGoofy26]

Don't know why I just remember this one, but mom and I had a good laugh. We were sitting on the beach at the Poly this past December waiting for the fireworks. Every so often people would walk behind us on the path. One family was walking and the little boy, probably not even 5 yet gets SO excited and SO proud at what he just discovered, you could hear it in his voice, "LOOK MOM!! I found a BAND-AID!" Then immediately following you hear mom's horrified and panicked response, "PUT THAT DOWN!!!"

My mom and I just giggled. I had visions of mom rushing the kid to get sanitized.

[ravenscroft1999]

I am completely responsible for this one... On My first trip to the MK in 1999(honeymoon) My Dw and I were in the chapeau getting hats. This was before I became a big Disney fan, and My DW was going through the characters, asking Me if i wanted a particular hat. I was getting somewhat frustrated, and she asked Me if I wanted this somewhat girlish Mickey hat. A weirdly quiet moment concided with Me saying in a somewhat loud voice "I DON'T LIKE MICKEY!". :blush: :blush:Oh, the looks I got! . My Dw reminds Me of it every time We walk into the MK. And I usually reply with "but I do now!" :hug:

[HooKooDooKu]

We drove down to WDW last weekend and it rained the whole way down. Sunday morning was a bright and Sunny day, but Florida was experiencing record cold. As we walked to the bus stop, my 3yo noticed how cold it was and exclained "the cold scared the storm away".

[HooKooDooKu]

My second story from our trip this past week either belongs in the "funniest" or "outragous" thread... depending upon your mood at the time. For what ever reason, everyone seemed in good spirits, this night, so I'm going to report it hear.


We were riding the Disney bus from MK back to Pop Century when I hear the words "we're lost"... coming from the BUS DRIVER!!!

So, after leaving Disney property, two more wrong turns, and 25 minutes later, we start to pull in to Pop Centry where the driver says words to the effect "this concluds our tour of ALL 49 acers of Walt Disney World..."

[LaughinPlace289]

Funniest comment? That's an easy one. While on a bus to MGM Studios, I overheard an English man talking to his family. They had just gotten in the night before and had obviously never been to WDW before. He pointed at the Tower Of Terror and said, "Apparently that's the hotel they call Terror Tower." His family then proceeded to ask why they call it that and what's so terrifying about.

I don't know... that doesn't sound very funny. I guess you had to be there.

[brneyegirl24]

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Keep posting....I don't think I've ever laughed so hard :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[pamjb]

White riding on the boat from WL to the MK last year, a man was saying to his wife, "I hope they don't run out of ponchos". I personally think they manufacture the darn things somewhere in the utilidors. Not even the week we were there in June 2002, when there was 19" of rain, did they run out of ponchos :umbrella:

[eeyoreiscool]

Something we overheard this past weekend. A little girl was asking mom what the ducks did in the Seven Seas Lagoon when it got cold. The mom replied that she shouldn't worry because Disney heated the lagoon so the animals wouldn't be cold.

[disneyaggie]

I am completely responsible for this one... On My first trip to the MK in 1999(honeymoon) My Dw and I were in the chapeau getting hats. This was before I became a big Disney fan, and My DW was going through the characters, asking Me if i wanted a particular hat. I was getting somewhat frustrated, and she asked Me if I wanted this somewhat girlish Mickey hat. A weirdly quiet moment concided with Me saying in a somewhat loud voice "I DON'T LIKE MICKEY!". :blush: :blush:Oh, the looks I got! . My Dw reminds Me of it every time We walk into the MK. And I usually reply with "but I do now!" :hug:
Oh I remember that day! That's when the world came to an abrupt halt for just a moment. So you were the one . . . :scratchin

[ravenscroft1999]

Oh I remember that day! That's when the world came to an abrupt halt for just a moment. So you were the one . . . :scratchin
i'd hoped I had no witnesses. Please, I've paid My penence since then! :worship: :worship:

[SoccerDogWithEars]

Okay, I posted a while back, but decided I'd tackle the whole thread before I posted again. Boy have I laughed. And of course, there was the moment where I read a post and said "Hey! That same thing happened to me".......only to find out it was my post. Heh, heh. Anyways:

This isn't at Disney, but it is somewhat Disney related. Okay, the first thing you have to know is that my dad is a computer freak. So he is FOREVER dragging mom and me into this one computer store, ALL THE TIME. Well, one night I said they could go without me, I'd had enough of that store. My mom comes back and says that they were talking to a clerk and mentioned they had been there before and he says "Oh yeah! The Disney credit card!". *slaps forehead* What a sad day when my parents are known by their Disney Visa, and not by name. I'm only bummed I missed it.

[thptrek]

I think the best of all the posts in this thread are about the families who upon entering MK stand there and say things like "what do we want to do now". It crackes me up just visualizing it every time.

[Jennasmomma]

It took me like 4 days but I finally read all 81 pages. Some of these literally had me laughing out loud. However I must say...Im a bit nervous now about going to WDW in December. One of you may be there and over hear my family during our first visit and get names wrong, places wrong or just look totally confused.

[2angelsinheaven]

My favorite will always be, a comment I've heard in just about all places in WDW. "Tomorrow we'll be going to Disney World"... Um, your already there...lol! I think they are refering to MK.

[Golliwobbler]

Not necessarily th funniest thing I've herd, but perhaps seen?

When my wife and I were still novices, we sat down at Tony's Town Square after a good first long day. We ordered our food, and...well, we asked for a glass of house white wine with our meal.

So, how were we to know?!? The look on the CM's face was priceless.

[Kamysmom]

but while in the parks with my 6 year old daughter in June 2005, all of the CMs that we encountered kept calling her Princess. After hearing this quite a few times, she whispered to me "Mommy, am I really a princess? Because everyone keeps calling me that."

[donnajon]

My DD6 was watching Storytime with Belle. She had wanted to get picked to go on stage but I told her not to be disappointed if she didn't get chosen as lots of girls want to be picked. Well she didn't get chosen but she was fine with that and enjoying the show. Until the little girl who was "Mrs. Potts" wouldn't answer Belle's question as to what they should have for dinner. Belle kept asking her what she liked to eat and the little girl wouldn't say anything. My DD whispered to me extremely annoyed, "She is ruining the show!" It was so funny that I told Belle's helpers. They laughed and said they needed someone like her on stage and told her to come back for the 5 o'clock show...and she got to be Mrs. Potts!

[MyGoofy26]

I'm going to add a quasi-related one. I posted earlier about my cousin's son and "his first American duck". . . well this is the same kid. Two years ago my aunt and went to visit them in Italy and we kept laughing about the ambulances. Their sirens had this little tune that we kept "doo doo doot doo"ing the whole trip (and continue to do) We were driving down the coast one day and started doing it and my cousin's son starts singing along to the tune, "Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh" We started cracking up! We didn't realize until he picked up on it that it's the same tune from those notes of the theme song.

We went back last year and every ambulance we saw/heard we were singing Winnie the Pooh to them. LOL!

[makinorlando]

I'm not sure if this is considered funny or cute - but in line yesterday at MK to get Max (Goofy's son?) autograph and photo, there was a family with small girls - 3-5ish I would say. The older of the two commented (in her sweet little girl voice).. My book just won't be complete with out Mickey Mouse mommy!

[Tinkerbell_Tiffany]

was reading through this thread and it reminded me of something my 9 yr old said in the restrooms in disney.
me my 4 yr old and 9 yr old were in one of the family restrooms at disney and I had been complaining about prices at disney anyways that week and I guess he heard that, anyways you know how they have the tampon and napkin dispenser? ...well he saw NAPKINS $0.50 and said
"OH MY GOSH MOM I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR NAPKINS TOO!!" he was sooo serious!! it was hilarious and he didn't know what I was laughing at! :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Mariposa]

Overheard in the bathroom near Peter Pan's Flight (on Feb 10th), a mom and daughter having a conversation in a stall:

Mother: Go pee-pee.
DD: I don't have to.
Mom: Well, try.
DD: I want to ride the pony ride. (I think the carrousel?)
Mom: Well, go pee-pee and you can ride the pony ride.
(Pause of about minute and a half.)
DD: I went pee-pee and poo-poo. Can I ride the pony ride two times?

Heeeee. I cracked up, the mom cracked up, the whole bathroom was giggling. :)

[BlindTyldak]

Funniest thing I ever heard was not at the parks, but it was park related. We were at a museum in Massachusetts that was going an exhibit on Vikings, and in the middle of a very crowded area a small voice pops up as deep as he can go, "You are not the first to pass this way . . . . " Half the crowd lost it; you could tell who had been stuck for a long time at the Maelstrom queue before!

[SoccerDogWithEars]

bump:bounce:

[snowglobe girl]

Can't remember if I posted this before (but I don't think I did)...but once while riding the bus to MK, it was crowded and my DH let a little boy, who appeared about 5 years old, sit down beside of me. He talked the entire ride and had just come from the Disney Cruise line. This was his first trip to MK, so he was really excited and asked lots of questions. He finally asked me if I thought he would like it. I told him he would love it. At that point, he told me that he had just decided that if he liked MK, he was going to take his wife and children back there someday...hey, nothing like planning ahead!!

[Kimberly815]

Can't remember if I posted this before (but I don't think I did)...but once while riding the bus to MK, it was crowded and my DH let a little boy, who appeared about 5 years old, sit down beside of me. He talked the entire ride and had just come from the Disney Cruise line. This was his first trip to MK, so he was really excited and asked lots of questions. He finally asked me if I thought he would like it. I told him he would love it. At that point, he told me that he had just decided that if he liked MK, he was going to take his wife and children back there someday...hey, nothing like planning ahead!!

Aww. That is just too cute!!

[Deffenm]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:

[babslittleones]

how funny!

[willis37862]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[willis37862]

Overheard in the bathroom near Peter Pan's Flight (on Feb 10th), a mom and daughter having a conversation in a stall:

Mother: Go pee-pee.
DD: I don't have to.
Mom: Well, try.
DD: I want to ride the pony ride. (I think the carrousel?)
Mom: Well, go pee-pee and you can ride the pony ride.
(Pause of about minute and a half.)
DD: I went pee-pee and poo-poo. Can I ride the pony ride two times?

Heeeee. I cracked up, the mom cracked up, the whole bathroom was giggling. :)
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[laxfamily52]

Too cute!

[cpthook]

one time we were watching spectro magic when ursala came rolling by and a dad was saying what does a squid have to do with disney.

Another time we were watching tinker bell fly when one of ladies behind us said oh she's real

[frankenpooh]

My MIL's favorite Disney movie -- the Lady is a Tramp. I never have the heart to correct her.

[FutureMrsC]

On my last trip to WDW (Myself, my Fiance, Mom, Dad, Brother(18) and 2 of his friends (18) )were relaxing at POR's smaller pool (by the laundry area). All of a sudden, my brother pops out of the pool and yells "Hey Dad... I've got a problem over here." Alarmed, we all go over to where he is and he pulls his arm out of the water and says "Hey Dad.... the phone's for you!" He failed to remember to take his cell phone out of his pocket BEFORE getting into the pool. :rolleyes1

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying. They do not, as my brother learned, recover when you drop it in a pan of motor oil!

Those lessons learned were quite funny to us and all that heard them! :rotfl2: :lmao:

[slk537]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:

Oh my Gosh that is funny!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Pollito916]

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying. They do not, as my brother learned, recover when you drop it in a pan of motor oil!

My DH is the king of breaking cell phones. :badpc: Sometimes I think he does it on purpose. He has gone through 1-3 each of the past 7 years since he got his first. Some work after water damage, others don't. None work after being run over by a car, though! :rotfl2:

[Danauk]

Last time we went to WDW I was getting into the elivator with my best male friend. As we got in he held the door for a little girl and her dad that were walking towards us. When they got in the little girl thanked my friend to which he replied, in his English accent, "You're welcome Princess." So the little girl asked my friend how he knew she was a princess so he replied that all girls in WDW were princesses. At this point the little girl turned to her dad and said loudly, "See Daddy, the man we don't even know can see that I am a princess, you told me this morning that I was a monster!!"
How we didn't burst out laughing I don't know!!

[justplaingoofy]

Previous post- Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where!

ha ha.... reminds me of an episode my sister had...

While at a Disney restaurant ...a group of 4 adults are being waited on...
A deligent waitress comes over to take their order, when she feels a sneeze coming on... So she turns her back to them and sneezes... only to have a very loud noise escape from her!! She farted in their faces :rotfl: :rotfl:
I know that is pretty nasty, but to this day I laugh out loud!
They all pretended they didn't hear it (pretty impossible) and laughed hysterically when she walked away!!!

[LiLIrishChick63]

My DH is the king of breaking cell phones. :badpc: Sometimes I think he does it on purpose. He has gone through 1-3 each of the past 7 years since he got his first. Some work after water damage, others don't. None work after being run over by a car, though! :rotfl2:


TWICE i dropped my cell phone in the toilet. the first time, obviously i was finished doing my business and i got up, phone was in my sweatshirt pocket, and it fell as it was flushing. luckily i got it out, but it died. didn't work at all, had to get a new one. so, a few weeks later i'm in the bathroom fixing my hair and i turn and out flies my cellphone......riiight into the toilet.....luckily i got it out fast enough and it worked.....although..it still has some times it doesn't work right.

[babiesX2]

Warning: Potty Humor to Follow!

This happened to DH at Magic Kingdom. He was in one of the restrooms and someone had compromised the integrity of it, to state it politely. A little boy was in there with his dad and their conversation went like this:

Child: Daddy, your butt stinks.
Dad: No, son, that's not my butt you smell.

[SamRoc]

My dd and I went into the Magic Kingdom on thursday during Presidents week. We were standing along the fence near the Crystal Palace to watch Wishes and all of a sudden a woman and her friend run frantically past us (they were their late 50's early 60's) I thought something was really wrong as one of the stopped right in the middle of Main street and started twirling around shouting "WHERES THE CASTLE, WHERES THE CASTLE???!!!!" I calmly told her that its that big white building in front her, about 200 ft tall, you can't miss it. My dd and I started cracking up, and had to walk away. It was the funniest thing I ever saw, the woman was really embarrassed, then started to laugh too!!

[Princessbaby]

Last time we went to WDW I was getting into the elivator with my best male friend. As we got in he held the door for a little girl and her dad that were walking towards us. When they got in the little girl thanked my friend to which he replied, in his English accent, "You're welcome Princess." So the little girl asked my friend how he knew she was a princess so he replied that all girls in WDW were princesses. At this point the little girl turned to her dad and said loudly, "See Daddy, the man we don't even know can see that I am a princess, you told me this morning that I was a monster!!"
How we didn't burst out laughing I don't know!!
That's so funny!! :rotfl:

[amwhitaker]

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying.

My husband left his phone in his fleece shirt and washed it and believe it or not it still works with no problems!

[tiggerwannabe]

ha ha.... reminds me of an episode my sister had...

While at a Disney restaurant ...a group of 4 adults are being waited on...
A deligent waitress comes over to take their order, when she feels a sneeze coming on... So she turns her back to them and sneezes... only to have a very loud noise escape from her!! She farted in their faces :rotfl: :rotfl:
I know that is pretty nasty, but to this day I laugh out loud!
They all pretended they didn't hear it (pretty impossible) and laughed hysterically when she walked away!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :thumbsup2

[christinou]

me my 4 yr old and 9 yr old were in one of the family restrooms at disney and I had been complaining about prices at disney anyways that week and I guess he heard that, anyways you know how they have the tampon and napkin dispenser? ...well he saw NAPKINS $0.50 and said
"OH MY GOSH MOM I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR NAPKINS TOO!!" he was sooo serious!! it was hilarious and he didn't know what I was laughing at! :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl:


That is too funny my 8 year old DD made the exact same comment when we were there 2 weeks ago.....

[Karnak]

We were sitting right behind the driver on the Kilimanjaro Safaris ride, when a little girl sitting near the back of the jeep exclaimed loudly and sadly, "Look at the poor bird! It only has one leg!" The driver got so tickled we were afraid he would drive off the road.

Enjoy.

[jann1033]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:

sorry but this, the stinky butted dad and the little monster are too funny... oh and the flatulent waitress :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Seahunt]

When we stayed at the YC we were walking down to the boat dock to go across to the Boardwalk and a young mom came from the dock and went flying by us carrying her little boy toward the hotel and she was repeating almost mantra-like "PLEASE don't poop in your pants, PLEASE don't poop in your pants, PLEASE don't poop in your pants"! I felt so sorry for her (I hope they made it!) but I also admired her as he had to be very heavy and she was just running as fast as her legs would carry her! Yay for moms - she could have won an Olympic speed trial! :rotfl2:

[snowglobe girl]

Warning: Potty Humor to Follow!

This happened to DH at Magic Kingdom. He was in one of the restrooms and someone had compromised the integrity of it, to state it politely. A little boy was in there with his dad and their conversation went like this:

Child: Daddy, your butt stinks.
Dad: No, son, that's not my butt you smell.

WHAA!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[jiminyC_fan]

A frustrated dad to his son, "where is that frickin golf ball". They were at Epcot.

[a*lil*bit*goofy]

Last time we went to WDW I was getting into the elivator with my best male friend. As we got in he held the door for a little girl and her dad that were walking towards us. When they got in the little girl thanked my friend to which he replied, in his English accent, "You're welcome Princess." So the little girl asked my friend how he knew she was a princess so he replied that all girls in WDW were princesses. At this point the little girl turned to her dad and said loudly, "See Daddy, the man we don't even know can see that I am a princess, you told me this morning that I was a monster!!"
How we didn't burst out laughing I don't know!!

omg how cute! i love it!!! princess:

[a*lil*bit*goofy]

Previous post- Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where!

ha ha.... reminds me of an episode my sister had...

While at a Disney restaurant ...a group of 4 adults are being waited on...
A deligent waitress comes over to take their order, when she feels a sneeze coming on... So she turns her back to them and sneezes... only to have a very loud noise escape from her!! She farted in their faces :rotfl: :rotfl:
I know that is pretty nasty, but to this day I laugh out loud!
They all pretended they didn't hear it (pretty impossible) and laughed hysterically when she walked away!!!

OMG OMG I AM LMAO HERE!!!! :rotfl2:

[fancythemouse]

During our Thanksgiving trip, DS, 16, and I were waiting in line at Haunted Mansion and a huge family group (like 15 or so) strolled on through the FP line and stopped near us. There was much excited conversation and I was enjoying watching all the family members, trying to figure out who was who, etc. One of the "leader moms" was deciding who was going to ride with whom, since only 3 are in a Doom buggy.....then the hubby says, "Oh, this is a RIDE?"

Oh My! We just looked at each other and cracked up!

Oh the HM in WDW seats three?? :woohoo: Thats cool, the one in disneyland only seats 2