Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[MickeyMousesGal]

Bump! Bump! Keep them coming!


Jessica :Pinkbounc

[bigmerle1966]

One morning at our resort my friends two youngest, 4 and 9, were running around outside between the three rooms our party were staying in. The 9yo comes in and says there is some man giving away free water. I said it was probably for the Pampered Chef people who were staying there as well. They go to ask the man and come back and the 4yo says "Yep it was for the Pampered Cookers"

[KimR]

One morning after getting off the monorail at EPCOT, I overheard a man who was waiting to get on ask someone if that monorail would take him to EPCOT. Oh my, that poor man - he must've had one rough night! :rotfl:

[christinadei]

My dh and I went to Disney on our honeymoon 'way back' in Oct of 93. We were having lunch at Pinocchio's and this cute little kid with an English accent was quite upset about the lettuce on his burger. "Mummy, I don't want salad on my burger"....We thought is was cute.....and now we always say salad for the lettuce and tomato on a sandwich or burger! :)

DS used to call lettuce on burgers (or whatever) salad too!

[durango kid]

A few years back, I had asked my husband to call and get us the Fantasmic meal package. He told me later that we were all set for "Fantasmagoric"!


I thought that I was the only one that called it that!! That is soooo funny. My wife always makes fun of me, but I've never called it any thing else. Now she's starting to do it. The best part is that it annoys our kids.

[KFISCHER]

But I heard a typical WDW tourist say this to a CM:

" Excuse me, could you tell me when that 3:00 parade is?"

[philaround]

One morning after getting off the monorail at EPCOT, I overheard a man who was waiting to get on ask someone if that monorail would take him to EPCOT. Oh my, that poor man - he must've had one rough night! :rotfl:

I would have said "Yes it does. Just go to the second stop."

I am sooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mom to Will and Finn]

"Do you want a t-shirt to prove to everyone that you went to Disneyland?"

- said by older woman to young boy in ASMovies giftshop at Disney World.

[CDoobee]

I thought that I was the only one that called it that!! That is soooo funny. My wife always makes fun of me, but I've never called it any thing else. Now she's starting to do it. The best part is that it annoys our kids.

Isn't that fun? Annoying the kids, I mean? :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[snowiit]

When we were stopping at the GF on our way to the Poly by boat last month I heard a woman tell her friend. "This is where they have that Herb and Albert Victorian restaurant!" I sat there chuckling.

Nancy :teeth:

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

In line for Space Mountain a family of four come in line behind us and the dad says "How's everyone going to sit for this ride?" Little girl (about 9 or 10) says quite loud.."Well I'm not sittin near momma, last time we were on this, she pottyed her pants!!!!!" You could tell the mom just wanted to tell her daughter how much she "appreciated" her announcing this!

We were trying so hard to keep in our laughter!!!!

[SyracuseWolvrine]

The funniest we heard was easy to overhear since it was my DS5 who said it! We were on the Kilimanjaro Safari when we got to the area where we first saw his absolute favorite animals - the enormous crocodiles. He was in heaven with a grin from ear to ear. He turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love those silly little crocodiles!" The whole truck laughed out loud.
:banana:

Hmm ... was this a fairly recent occurance? Were you sitting near the front of the truck? I had something similar happen when I was driving Safaris one day not too long ago. Not sure if the phrasing was exactly the same, but it's certainly possible.

I know of a pretty good amount of "blooper reel" material that has been spoken by Safari drivers. (some by co-workers, some by myself) Mostly along the lines of mis-identifying animals or saying the spiel at the wrong times. Probably some of the funniest mistakes are mixing animal facts. (I once said that an antelope "stands about 2000 pounds tall, and weighs up to 6 feet")

[Mortlives]

I know of a pretty good amount of "blooper reel" material that has been spoken by Safari drivers. (some by co-workers, some by myself)

I'm guessing you work KS? Too cool! As far as the bloopers go: "Please sir, I want some more".

Kungaloosh!
Morticia.

[snowy76]

This one made me realize that CMs at Epcot think the same way about their managers as most of us do. A couple of weeks ago my family was walking toward a building at Epcot. This was right after opening so a few CMs out front looked like they were just sort of enjoying the calm before the storm. One CM ran up to another and I overheard him say "Dude! Guess what? I just saw one of the managers fall off his Segway!" I don't know if anyone else would find this funny, but after seeing these guys zipping around Epcot all week looking somewhat self-important and then hearing the GLEE from these CMs, I just cracked up.

[disneybaby05]

:Pinkbounc bump :Pinkbounc

this is my favorite thread! it took me all of last week to read it all, but now i am sad because there aren't any more comments to read. :sad:

I'm not great at telling funny stories, but I will try.

My DH and I were at MK last february and we were walking out of the Splash Mountain and BTMR area. Both attractions were shut down because of technical difficulties and there was a CM shouting that they were both closed. This family goes up, listening to the announcement, and then proceeds to ask "What about that Briar ride? Is that working?" and the CM says, no "No, Splash Mountain is not running right now" and the family responds with, "No, no, what about the BRIAR ride? The one that you get wet on?" I think they ended up walking past the CM to go seek out the Briar ride. DH and I still joke about that one.

[tinkerbell1967]

The funniest thing I heard was one morning when we were waiting in line to enter Epcot. There was a mother with 3 kids and she told them "Look, we have 4 hours to see Epcot, MGM and Magic Kingdom so we have to hurry" The kids nodded in agreement and then she said "there's not that much in the Disney parks to see anyway, all they have are displays and stores, no rides" My husband and I just laughed. Apparantly she did not do her research her on the DIS!! ;)

[ekmdisney]

Can you just imagin her face when she picked up a EPCOT map, and found out that the park has RIDES!

[ekmdisney]

Heard this tonight while coming out of the movies. It's kinda Disney related.

We were coming down the escelator, with a few young kids, ( I would say no older than 10.) When the one right behinds me and starts talking to his friend.

Kid 1: "Mom said that when Herbie, comes out on DVD she will buy it for me. I really loved that movie! It made me cry at the end."

Kid2: "Why did you cry at the end?"

Kid 1: "I don't know. I just did. Just really liked the movie."

Kid 2, just looks at his friend and says, "You're so lame!"

And the first thing that pops in my head is, with friends like that who needs enemys! ;)

[pennst8r]

When my DS was 4 and too small to go on Splash Mountain, he was in the little play area behind it with DH. We'd been there a few days already. A woman with another child asked his name, but said What does mommy call you? He replied "Get back here, Jacob!" My DH was on the floor laughing!

A few years before that, my other DS was potty training, and we ran to the bathrooms at the restaurant at the China pavillion. He told EVERYONE he met on the way back that he used the potty (in a very loud voice)--he was sooo proud of himself. I was surprised at the number of people who stopped and took the time to tell him "good job!".

[SkipperBubba]

The funniest thing I heard was one morning when we were waiting in line to enter Epcot. There was a mother with 3 kids and she told them "Look, we have 4 hours to see Epcot, MGM and Magic Kingdom so we have to hurry" The kids nodded in agreement and then she said "there's not that much in the Disney parks to see anyway, all they have are displays and stores, no rides" My husband and I just laughed. Apparantly she did not do her research her on the DIS!! ;)


I guess someone has been residing in the vicinity of Pluto for the last 50 years.

pirate: :drinking1

[Lizardbeth61]

I had to laugh at Snowy 76's story of the Segway faller! Laughed out loud in fact. I'm assuming the guy wasn't hurt. Poor guy. I guess his pride was hurt! I can just hear the "Hey Dude . . ."

[S. C.]

;) When we get our Fast Passes for Test Track, then we call it Fast Track!

Just want to say :wave: HI Neighbor. We live in stockbridge.

[SyracuseWolvrine]

A funny comment from when I was in MK as a guest. We had just ridden Splash late at night, probably one of the last 10 boats. As we were walking past the photo screens, the CM working there said "Hurry up, get (pause) to see the fireworks". The friend I was with and I both started laughing, because we could tell that "see the fireworks" wasn't what she really WANTED to say.

Another safari blooper ... "Those large reddish brown antelopes are bongo, also nicknamed the ghosts of the forest because they can be very difficult to see, they have a wingspan of up to 8 or 9 feet long"

[dmslush]

Okay, Just back this past Saturday and I have a couple!!

The first one was on the train around Magic Kingdom. We weren't going anyplace in particular, but instead just taking a breather. So, this family, mother, father, and dd about 4 gets on in front of us. The mother asks the little girl if they are having fun, the little girl says that they are. The mother then tells the child that tomorrow they will go to MGM, it is different from MK, it has rides. At that time, her husband asks if that is the place with the Hulk ride, she isn't sure. I am squirming at this point, I really want to lean over the seat and tell them all the RIDES that are in MK. My SO and DD look at me like I better not say anything. So the husband asks what exactly is MGM, the mother looks like of confused and says, "Well, you know.. it is that.. ummm.. interactive place. You interact there." Oh he says. He then says that the train will take us to Adventure Land, that is where Haunted Mansion is, he thinks that it is a ride. I am really squirming this time.. I am fidgety! When the train stops at Main Street USA, we get off. The family has a lot of moving around and confusion because this is not adventure land. I am walking away, and I can't help myself. I run back and ask the man, "Sir, you look confused, are you lost?" He then showes me the map and in a sad voice says, "I want to get to Haunted Mansion!" I show him where to get off of the train stop, explaining that there are several train stops. I then show him on his map how to walk to HM and all of the other rides right there near it.


Next one was on the bus at AKL one morning. I didn't hear it but my dd did. A family got on the bus and sit down next to us. I could hear the dd saying something over and over, but didn't know what it was. My 13 year old dd was nearly falling out of her seat laughing. When we got off of the bus, I asked her what was so funny. She said that the mother was whispering about something and the little girl started saying, "Mom, just take you underwear off. Mom, if they don't feel good, just take your underwear off." Over and over.

And finally, in AK we ran up on Devine, I was enjoying myself taking pictures. There was an elderly couple behind me. When devine moved on, the couple was behind me as I was walking. The woman says, "She was quite erotic, wasn't she?" Her husband said, "Yes she was, leave it to Disney to have something that appeals to all ages." I

[magictrickboy71]

MY BIL and I were entering EPCOT and we hear this guy say:

"Boy I wish I knew eairlier in the week that we could go from park to park with these tickets."

I guess no one explaine the Park Hopper option to him.

This was a Saturday, I really hope he wasn't at the end of his vacation.

TTFN,
Frank :wizard:

[old one]

Time for a bump. :Pinkbounc

[LVSWL]

As we were walking thru the fast pass line for Buzz Lightyear I heard someone say "I wonder how much extra those fast passes cost"? I just smiled and kept walking. Just read your park map that you get at the front of the gate folks! Oh, well, more fun for me, more fun for me!!! :rotfl:

[QT Pooh]

Back a looooong time ago when they had the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride on the part where we rode past the giant squid...a man very loudly stated, "Look at the size of those testicles!" My father (to 4 young impressionable girls), mortified, quietly asked him, "Don't you mean tentacles?" The whole submarine was cracking up.

Every time I see a squid...guess what I say...(I told you I was impressionable!) :p

[echodane99]

When DS was only 6 yr we took him to WDW. He was willing to try all the rides. If we were on a ride and he started to get scared we would tell him that they were just plastic people. This seemed to help him alot. Then we went on EL Rio del Tiempo in Mexico. Well there we were in a boat full of people. As the boat went by the restaurant DS points to it and loudy says "Those are just plastic people right?" We of course had to explain that no those were real people....

[Lanshark]

I heard a Mom tell her son "We're going to have lunch and then we'll go on the teacups"

[patsal]

It was really stormy and about 5pm--the few fireworks that go off when Cinderellabration ends went up this lady looks at her friend and her friend replies--They must be putting off the fireworks becasue it is going to be too stormy tonight--oh that makes sense her firend says just doing the fireworks early. I was laughing and DH didn't know at what, when I told him he laughed too--yup no music, still light out lets send up the fireworks! ;)

[SplashLover93]

well it didn't happen in disney but in my dance studio
ok we were waiting to go in and it was my mom alexa kristin and me and somehow we talk about wdw and kristin isists she went to a beach in orlando but me and alexa are like no you couldn't have and we argue and finally i say maybe you went to blizzard beach! i have to say it was hilarious and we all (except kristin) started cracking up

[DaddyBo]

Got back a couple of weeks ago...While standing in the "regular" line waiting for MGM's stunt car show :moped: (already held FP for RnRC) the couple behind us with 2 boys were evidently rather warm (as we all were) :sunny:.
One comment was "if you guys don't settle down, we will go get in the car and go back to Ohio right now!" :rolleyes1 . The wife ask the husband why the group next to us was moving already..."I told you honey, that's the Fast Pass people...I don't like that idea because it just teaches your kids how to cheat and butt in line". Believe me, I really wanted to tell this parental model exactly how, uuummmm..."uneducated" he was. :crazy:

[BandGeek911]

I heard a Mom tell her son "We're going to have lunch and then we'll go on the teacups"



aaaaahhhhhh big mistake! i hope they don't plan on spinning!!! :rotfl:

[PedsTherapist]

O'kay, this didn't happen at WDW but my husband and I still laugh about it. When I was in college I worked for the Disney Catalog. I had a call one day from a man who placed an order for a Disney video. After I had given him his total we were trained to politely ask if there was anything else we could help the guest with. He said very seriously, "Yeah actually there is something. I have always wondered... isn't "Buena Vista" (Disney's Movie Distribution Co.) Spanish for "Walt Disney"? I had to keep myself from giggling out loud at his question and I replied, "No, I think that "Buena Vista" means something like "Good View" in Spanish and "Walt Disney" is still pronounced "Walt Disney" in Spanish :rolleyes1 . He just said "Oh, thanks. I have always wondered" and he hung up. To this day, everytime we buy a new Disney video my husband and I still tease that "Buena Vista" is Spanish for "Walt Disney" and get the giggles!

[marymouse]

My grandparents took me to WDW every year when I was little, like 3-8. By the time I was 6 or 7, I always wanted to ride Space Mountain. My Grandmother would put us on the TTA and tell me it was SM. I wasn't the brightest.

When I was 15 my whole family went. My mother HATES roller coasters but for some reason thougth that since SM was in the dark and she couldn't see what was coming up she would be ok. THis was when you sat two people to a car in SM. SHe and my DDad were behind my sister and me. We had barely gotten up the first hill when she started screaming "JIMMY, JIMMY OH, JIMMY%$&*$$ OH %^$&%%$#OH JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY $%^$#. We were all laughing so much nobody really remembers the ride. My father's leg was bleeding when we got off where she had clawed him. To this day anytime Mother does something ditzy we all yell: JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY.

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

This wasn't really funny, but my mom thought it was funny how I held my composure.....

Headin home on the POP bus from Epcot there is a family of 2 girls (13, 14, 15...about) with their parents and they are all discussing what all they want to while on their vacation. I truly didn't mean to eavesdrop, but the bus was so quit and they were so....loud. From what I understood they were at Pop for 8 more nts. Daughter 1 "Well I would like to do AK, and Blizzard Beach. and maybe the night of AK we could hop over to MK to watch fireworks." Dad: "So we'll need to buy a water park ticket, or two if we want to to TL, and what else?" Mom: "MK definitly and MGM" Dad: " So we'll have to buy another ticket for MK and MGM. Sounds like we all got it planned out."


OOOh if only he knew how he COULD have planned and saved!!!

[MelanieC]

I heard a good one last Saturday on the Monorail to MK.

The person was pointing to the Grand Floridian and asked if that was Cinderella's Castle. I had to chuckle!!

[rayelias]

I heard a good one last Saturday on the Monorail to MK.

The person was pointing to the Grand Floridian and asked if that was Cinderella's Castle. I had to chuckle!!


She wishes! princess:

[Simba's Mom]

I heard a good one last Saturday on the Monorail to MK.

The person was pointing to the Grand Floridian and asked if that was Cinderella's Castle. I had to chuckle!!

Boy, things are moving all over at WDW! When I was at Boardwalk a few months ago, a couple approached me, pointed across the lake at Yacht Club and asked "Is that the Grand Floridian?" What bothered me was that when I said it wasn't, they said "Are you sure?", as if they dared question my knowledge of Walt Disney World Geography!

[TimothyG]

I was waiting for a bus at the Polynesian and I overhead a couple say, "I think we should go to MGM and ride a few rides. I think we can see the backlot tour, the Terror of Tower, and Rock N' Rollercoaster." It was 7:40 PM and the park had a closing time of 9..

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

I was a cast memeber in Asia of the Animal Kingdom and i was working the entrance of Majarajah and it started pouring down rain!! (woo-hoo i get to go home early if this keeps up!!) and this couple comes up to me all upset and asks me:

"Can you guys turn off the rain now? i'm sure the plants and trees got all the water they need!"

Do you know how many people think WDW is in an ENCLOSED ENVIRONMENT?!?!?!!?

[HomeSweetDisney]

I was a cast memeber in Asia of the Animal Kingdom and i was working the entrance of Majarajah and it started pouring down rain!! (woo-hoo i get to go home early if this keeps up!!) and this couple comes up to me all upset and asks me:

"Can you guys turn off the rain now? i'm sure the plants and trees got all the water they need!"

Do you know how many people think WDW is in an ENCLOSED ENVIRONMENT?!?!?!!?

:rotfl: I'm looking forward to comments like that :rotfl:

[Disney Dave]

We were on JP at IOA at our last stay at Disney and there were these two kids behind us getting all freaked out by the dinosaurs. And the mom kept saying, 'They're not real it's alright." throughout the ride, as we got into the part with the raptors one of the kid goes "Mom are we going to die?" She explains, "No it's just a ride it's going to be alright." Right as a huge steel box falls from the cieling, of coarse part of the ride, the kid screams, "We're all goign to die!" Right before the T-Rex pops out and he screamed screamed screamed as we plunged down the drop. Then as the boat settled down and everyone started to get out after all his freaking out he says, 'Let's do that again, mom!"

[homer424]

not heard in WDW, but it is about WDW: I remember 2 years ago, a friend's DH was going to the Orlando area for a convention and she decided to tag along. She asked me for some information about WDW-specifically MK-and I gave her all the info and tips I could. One I forgot: there are rides inside the buildings. *smacks forehead*

She came back and said it was a horrible trip, they were bored out of their minds because there was nothing to do. She only counted 5 rides in all of MK and couldn't figure out why I loved it so much or how I spent so much time there-she said they were in and out in 3 hours. I tried to gently explain to her that there are more than 5 rides-most of them are hidden in buildings. She said "well why didn't you tell me that?" I wanted to say "well why didn't you get a park map??" but I said "I didn't think about it". I mean, really-LOL

[WeluvDisney2]

My mother is terrified of roller coasters. Well, a few years ago she decided to ride the Tomorrowland Transit Authority. When she saw the sign stating "now entering Space Mountain" she freaked out, thinking she had gotten on the wrong ride! :rotfl:

[MaryFMac]

Overheard in the World Showcase just a few days ago:

A Mom stops dead in her tracks, turns to her husband with a face of rage, and screams "Don't YOU dare ACCUSE me of getting MOODY! I AM NOT MOODY AT ALL!!!"

We had to race ahead to get out our laughs without Ms. Level-headed hearing us.

Another:

A little girl with Grandpa, who, after having closed MK and ridden a packed bus back to AKL, just wanted to get into the room.

The little girl goes on an extended diatribe on the plausibility of Barbie and Princesses being able to coexist in Disney environments ("Well, they make Barbies AS princesses, but you certainly don't see BARBIE at Disneyworld, so I guess she can only be a princess...and on...and on"). She then spots a CM locking the giftshop doors, and stops the grandfather in his tracks and says, "Grandpa...I need to ask this lady a question."

Grandpa, getting closer to snapping, "What do you need to ask her?"

Little Girl: "If Rapunzel is a Disney Princess!"

Grandpa just stares at the little girl in complete silent befuddlement, at which point the girl says "Ok....maybe it's not that important."

It was hysterical to witness.

[lucas]

Overheard someone ask the bus driver in Fort Wilderness: "Is this the bus to Disney World?"

The bus driver replied: "You're in Disney World."

:p

[nsmith]

the last time we were in disney my son was seven and was having a difficult time with the hidden mickey concept. He would keep pointing to odd things like puddles, and markings on trees and saying hey look a "hidden mickey".
Well we were back at FW and a grounds keeper with a shiney, bald head was wearing his big ear protectors on top of his head and my son yells out
hey look that guys head is a hidden mickey!!!! :earsboy: :earboy2: :earseek:

Even the grounds keeper couldn't stop laughing. :rotfl2:

[llij]

There were so many funny things that I heard last week that I wish I had written them down. Last Saturday I was sitting outside BTMRR waiting for my family when this family comes off the ride asking what they should do next. The mom said, "Let's go on the Huckleberry Finn ride!" Everyone got excited and off they headed to the Huckleberry Finn ride. It took me a minute to figure out that they wanted to go to Tom Sawyer Island. :teeth:

Anyways, I got a little chuckle out of that one.

[Aidensmom]

We were on JP at IOA at our last stay at Disney and there were these two kids behind us getting all freaked out by the dinosaurs. And the mom kept saying, 'They're not real it's alright." throughout the ride, as we got into the part with the raptors one of the kid goes "Mom are we going to die?" She explains, "No it's just a ride it's going to be alright." Right as a huge steel box falls from the cieling, of coarse part of the ride, the kid screams, "We're all goign to die!" Right before the T-Rex pops out and he screamed screamed screamed as we plunged down the drop. Then as the boat settled down and everyone started to get out after all his freaking out he says, 'Let's do that again, mom!"

OMG, that may have been me! Was it two boys, one about 10 (my nephew), the other 3 (my son)?

[gradtchr]

We were on a tour and it was a small group of six with a tour guide. Someone walking by told his wife to get our picture because we had to be VIP's and they would figure out who we were when they got home. Good luck dude!

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

A couple were walking across the SplashM bridge and the boyfriend/husband says.. "Hey, look, a train ride." Pointing to BTMRR. Girlfriend/wife.."Oh yeah, is that the one that could take us to Main Street?"

Not really a comment but on SplashM there were two girls sitting behind me and on each hill where you climb they SCREAMED the ENTIRE time! Oh that hurt the ears!!

[Disney Dave]

OMG, that may have been me! Was it two boys, one about 10 (my nephew), the other 3 (my son)?


Yes around that age.

[marthachick]

Many moons ago (1984) DH & I went to MK with my inlaws. We were in the Tiki Room. (Haven't been back to Tiki Room so it may have changed since then. ) Anyway, M-I-L kept saying, Oh my gosh, are those birds real? Are they real?!? :rotfl: (she's a little hyper) . Finally convinced her they were not... no feathers, droppings, talked on cue, answered each other, etc. Then, when the thunder & lightening started, FIL said "Well, I knew it was gonna rain cause it was getting dark" Me & DH nearly fell in the floor laughing. :rotfl:

[Loves Disney]

:rotfl: :blush: Ok, this one isn't really that funny unless you were there, but we just got back July 13th and during our trip we were at MGM in the writer's shop and I overheard a women talking to the CM about her luch. She said "I had a the usual good time at Mama Mia's". I laughed under my breath at this comment as she had meant Mama Melrose. My thoughts were this, if she had the "Usual good time" maybe she should have known name considering she had evidently been there before.

[disney1990]

A friend of ours overheard a Cast Member at the Hall of Presidents say that "nobody lives in Washington, DC". Washington, DC only has government facilities -- no residents.

Wow!

[Jotash]

After much debate and convincing by my DH I decided to post one that unfortunately came out of my mouth. :blush: My mom and I were in MK back in 1989. We were tired, so grabbed a drink near a large outdoor stage and sat down on metal benches. (I think we were in Tomorrowland, but no idea where this is or if it even still exists.) Anyway, a show started on the the stage but there were only 10 or so other people around. The curtain went up and there's Mickey, Minnie, Pluto and the crew all standing frozen in place wearing futuristic costumes. I looked at them (I was about 21 at the time) and said far to loud to my mom, "Wow. They don't look real." It wasn't until my mother started laughing, along with the other ten people around, that I realized what a dumb thing that was to say.

[eddieras]

we were at wdw in May and one day we got to MGM right at opening and me and my son went straight to Tower of Terror-- we were waiting in line to get on when he says to me ... "I didn't like Haunted Mansion, it's too scary" - i'm thinking, "kid, you think that's scary? what'd you think we're doing here at TOT??!" even the people around us were trying not to laugh - and he's 9 years old!! :rotfl:

[eddieras]

this is hysterical reading thru this- good stuff! :rotfl2:

[objan]

These are really fun. When I took my oldest son and his girlfriend to WDW for his high school graduation, we had a long day of driving and flying. We all were excited about seeing the new to us animal kingdom. Jeff fell asleep on the mears bus and woke up just as we were passing a field with a bunch of dairy cows in it. Jeff (18 at the time) woke up, looked out the window and excitedly asked if that was the animal kingdom?!?! No Jeff, just a bunch of dairy cows. LOL Well it became a running joke for the rest of the week. I even scrapbooked pictures of the animal kingdom with stickers of black and white dairy cows. :rotfl: Poor Jeff...........thanks for making me remember.....jan

[Loves Disney]

We decided to walk around the World Showcase one day while were there. I was looking forward the UK store because I just love to shop and I especially like that one of the World Showcase. Anyway, we finally arrived there and some woman was yelling about a show that was about to begin outside the UK store. We smiled and nodded a hello to her but walked right by not really wanting to see the small show. We went into the store and I found myself enjoying the celtic crosses they had. My dad who isn't really as big a shopper as the three of us are, decided to go and take a peak at what this show really is. We said "okay, we will be right out". After a few minutes we decided that we saw everything in the store and walked out to find our dad to get going. It wasn't long before we found him though. I looked at the show and there was my dad, right in the show wearing this yellow vest with a big black "G" on it (standing for "Galahad") I stopped dead in my tracks and it wasn't long before they too had reconized him. Out came our cameras and we clicked away. I couldn't stop laughing because now they had him galloping on an invisible horse. It was a very small show but it was still THE MOST funniest thing to see. After we took about a hundred pictures (and I noticed a second woman search for a "wicked princess" I thought I'd give the store another look. but before I even entered I heard laughter coming from right behind me. My sister who also attempted to enter the store now had a scarf wrapped around her shoulder and was being pulled into the show. Out came the cameras once again and this time I was laughing even harder. My sister had to flicker her eyelashes at my dad in the show. She had to wave her hands around and convince my dad she was not "evil". I still laugh about it today. But like I said, it is so much funnier when you see it happen to your own family!

[ceecee]

We were going into MK one time and I overheard a lady on a cell phone no less telling someone that she was just going into Disney World and planned to go directly to Mission Space! She thought all four parks were in one I think.
A boy had to go to the bathroom at AK and his mom pointed to a wooded area and said just go in there!

[brer rabbit 28]

we were stood on main street waiting for spectro to start.well there was this big group stood behind us all chatting about the dark storm clouds that were heading our way.This one guy said "it's gonna rain in bout 10 minutes,i know *** i can smell it".We had to walk away *** we were laughing so much and they were all staring at the 2 mad women who couldn't stop roaring with laughter!!
To this day i laugh when i see the rain clouds heading in. :umbrella:

[BbearRosenfeld]

When my sister worked at WDW people would come to her and ask what time the 3:00 parade was? :rotfl2:

[edingerc]

The funniest thing I've heard wasn't at Disney. I was in King's Dominion and was passing the Nickelodean area when a song started playing that I recognized. My buddy and I looked at each other and said, "It's the 'Happy Happy Joy Joy Song,' excellent!" Then we heard from behind us, "Not when you've heard it for the millionth time this summer!" We turned around and it was a KD CM, looking tiiiiiiired. No doubt, a college kid working for minimum wage..... poor kid :)

[kaytieeldr]

we were stood on main street waiting for spectro to start.well there was this big group stood behind us all chatting about the dark storm clouds that were heading our way.This one guy said "it's gonna rain in bout 10 minutes,i know *** i can smell it".We had to walk away *** we were laughing so much and they were all staring at the 2 mad women who couldn't stop roaring with laughter!!
To this day i laugh when i see the rain clouds heading in. :umbrella:


I know it sounds funny, but I can also often smell rain approaching, a few minutes in advance. It's especially easy during the summer, so I'd think Florida's heat would make it possible year-round. I can smell snow once in a while, too - again, just a few minutes before it starts.

[Handbag Lady]

I feel I have to defend those who ask what time the 3pm parade starts.

I worked at DL in 1989 and part of my job was Guest Control for the Main Street Electrical Parade.

Now, this parade started at one end near Small World and finished at Main Street. For the second parade of the evening, it started at Main Street and worked it's way back to Small World.

So, if you have been in the park for a few days, you would notice that even though the first parade started at 8:30 pm, it wouldn't make it to your spot on Main Street until about 8:45 or 8:51pm or so. If you had a kid who had to use the bathroom or needed a drink, you would need to know if you had time to do so.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I got this question so many times, I had to find a rational reasoning since my guests were otherwise nice and relatively smart people.

[SandrA9810]

The funniest thing I've heard wasn't at Disney. I was in King's Dominion and was passing the Nickelodean area when a song started playing that I recognized. My buddy and I looked at each other and said, "It's the 'Happy Happy Joy Joy Song,' excellent!" Then we heard from behind us, "Not when you've heard it for the millionth time this summer!" We turned around and it was a KD CM, looking tiiiiiiired. No doubt, a college kid working for minimum wage..... poor kid :)

Try saying that to a store clerk at the mall during the holidays... that would drive you nuts. Ohh and working the attraction rides, and getting stuck at small world for your first week. Luckily, from what I've heard, they rotate the CM's throughout different rides every day. So you're never stuck for too long.

[SplashLover93]

ok i can not believe im going to repeat my space mountain terror but it was funny

ok like im not into space mountain ok any of those but my thriller family makes me go on the rides once so by now im terrified of tot,rnr and i hadn't rode space but i was pretty sure i would not like it! ok so before the trip i MENTIONED i might go on space MIGHT and she is like ok blah blah blah well when we go to mk we split up into two groups (my mom dad and bro and my group me my aunt and her friend) so we ride splash and we head off to tomarrowland and she is like lets go get fast passes for space ok i thought i had time to calm down or give the tickets to someone else well we arrive there and she sees the time and its like 15 minutes so she PULLED me into the ride while i tried to run out but she pulls me into it until i can not go back and her phone rings it was my dad and he asked where we were she told him and then i got to talk to him well by now i was almost crying in fear and my dad was like you will like it and ill get you something after so i say ok and then we get to the part where you pick the side we go to the one with the longest line. So i am inching toward the exit and then the line picks up and were next and then my aunt says how many and what do you know i got the freaking first seat of the second car! ok by now im about to die and i havent even gone on the ride! so i get in put the restrant down and off we go! well during the whole ride i was screaming not normal im having fun screaming the terrified im going to die scream and my aunt was laughing at me from the last seat of the first car. So i guess i was scaring the lady behind me because she asked if i was ok (i was so embarresed!) and i said a weak yes and after my aunt was teasing me the whole time i was not having a good day! and i got a tink charm thingy that was not enough for me i almost died! i was shaking for 5 minutes but it was funny and my aunt still laughs about it

[kangaroodle]

ok i can not believe im going to repeat my space mountain terror but it was funny

ok like im not into space mountain ok any of those but my thriller family makes me go on the rides once so by now im terrified of tot,rnr and i hadn't rode space but i was pretty sure i would not like it! ok so before the trip i MENTIONED i might go on space MIGHT and she is like ok blah blah blah well when we go to mk we split up into two groups (my mom dad and bro and my group me my aunt and her friend) so we ride splash and we head off to tomarrowland and she is like lets go get fast passes for space ok i thought i had time to calm down or give the tickets to someone else well we arrive there and she sees the time and its like 15 minutes so she PULLED me into the ride while i tried to run out but she pulls me into it until i can not go back and her phone rings it was my dad and he asked where we were she told him and then i got to talk to him well by now i was almost crying in fear and my dad was like you will like it and ill get you something after so i say ok and then we get to the part where you pick the side we go to the one with the longest line. So i am inching toward the exit and then the line picks up and were next and then my aunt says how many and what do you know i got the freaking first seat of the second car! ok by now im about to die and i havent even gone on the ride! so i get in put the restrant down and off we go! well during the whole ride i was screaming not normal im having fun screaming the terrified im going to die scream and my aunt was laughing at me from the last seat of the first car. So i guess i was scaring the lady behind me because she asked if i was ok (i was so embarresed!) and i said a weak yes and after my aunt was teasing me the whole time i was not having a good day! and i got a tink charm thingy that was not enough for me i almost died! i was shaking for 5 minutes but it was funny and my aunt still laughs about it

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post! :eek: :faint: :hyper2: :crazy2: :headache:

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post! :eek: :faint: :hyper2: :crazy2: :headache:


Oh I can second that one!!! That was a stressor to my eyes and brain!!! :rotfl:


p.s. No offense to Splashlover93!!! :grouphug:

[SugarMomma]

These are all very funny....think I have said a few myself over the years. We were at the swimming pool at CBR and my DS who was 6 at the time...met a little boy the same age from England. The littel boy from England asked my DS did he "enjoy watching the tellie? my DS said "the what" and the little boy said again louder "the telly(not sure which way to spell it but you get the idea) and this went on for a couple of minutes until I had to explain to my DS what a tellie was.

[bethymae5539]

Another reason to stand up for those who ask what time the 3:00 o'clock parade is... We were at MK for the fourth of July week-end, and the 3:00 o'clock parade was actually at 3:30. The CM thought I was nuts when I couldn't stop giggling when I asked him to confirm the parade time for me.

"No mam really, due to the holiday, the 3:00 o'clock parade starts at 3:30 today..."

[kellympmo]

We heard some little girls (like 6 or 7) whining at SAB at YC/BC about the fact that their parents had said that they couldn't get their hair braided. The one yelled...wait for it..."We never get to do anything fun!!" My DH & I couldn't help ourselves. I thought the dad was about to kill the kids...he had that "We're at Disney World and we never do anything fun?" look about him. Too funny.

[colleen costello]

We just got back from a great trip and had wonderful meal at Boma one evening. While we were there a big thunderstorm blew up, and as it was passing we went to the observation area off the lobby. A little boy was there and was telling me about staying at AKL, and he said "But my brother lost his underwear." I was confused, but as he began explaining, it seems that brother's undies were on their balcony (drying?) and blew away as the storm approached! He was actually looking out on the savannah to see if they were there!

We discussed the fact that a zebra might eat them. :)

[SandrA9810]

SplashLover93: Lol, I know that horrified scream. Kari does it to me all the time, then grabs a hold of me any where she can like her life is about to end. We went on Thunder Mountain one time at night, and for some reason the ride seemed to be smoother and a lot faster than normal. I'm trying to enjoy it, and she's acting like she's on a one way track straight down.
Kari's told me of stories of her going on rides, and screaming so loudly that she was terrifying the little kids... she's also told me similar stories of going to the doctor and the dentist.

[sleepyone]

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post! :eek: :faint: :hyper2: :crazy2: :headache:yep i was really tired and kind of comfuseled by some of it and there werent very many puncuasion marks so, i kind of read it really really fast and it LIKE even made my pulse kind of race.:rotfl::rotfl::hyper::hyper::hyper2::hyper2:: hyper2:

[donaldsgal]

Okay, everyone, the point has been made - the post was hard to read. Time to lay off and go back to FUNNY comments, not making FUN of other DIS posters.

[Kteacher]

I heard a couple last week in WDW:

One little boy telling his dad he likes Mickey " because he only wears pants "



Another thing that I overheard that just made me smile was when a very little girl who was probably no younger than 4 looked up Main Street in MK and said " I've waited my whole life for this " - that made me smile all day :sunny:

[SandrA9810]

K - that's really cute to hear...
I guess I'll have to be more on the look out for little kids talking.

Although when we were at the Boardwalk, there was an English couple with 3 kids. And the youngest, about 5, sounded so cute with her little kid voice and accent. It reminded us of Lumpy from the heffalump movie. Of course she's talking to her parents, and we're all sitting at the bus stop, and the little girl says "i've learned a new dance" and she starts dancing and doing cute little things.

[Beth8266]

" I've waited my whole life for this " :sunny:


I feel that way every time I see the castle again! Be it WDW or DL!!! princess:

[londonpenguin]

:Pinkbounc bump :Pinkbounc

[kangaroodle]

:jumping1: Bumpity-Bimp-Bump! :Pinkbounc I LOVE this thread! It cracks me up! :goodvibes

[DazlinJasmine]

elo everybody

[SJSKJ]

This came straight from my 13 yr old son's mouth. I really thought he was smarter than this! :rotfl:

We're about to be seated at 1900 Park Fare when he says, VERY loud, "LOOK! It's Bibbity Bobbity Boo!". :confused3 I had no clue what or who he was talking about until "she" came up to him and said, "I'm the Fairy Godmother dear!". We still haven't let him live this one down! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[kneemeister]

Sllow November morning, in Philermagic, only about 25 people in the room, when Goofey starts "running" around the theater, this 4ish girl, Yells out "What the F...". Upon the F sound you hear the sound of mom covering little girls mouth, and then the whole room looks at the 20 somthing dad as he cowers down in his seat. Meanwile his little Mrs. gives him the look of death. For the rest of the trip My brother and I would when seeing somthing out of the ordinary Say "What the...." and then start laughing.

Same trip, on the last afternoon, After listening to my 23 year old DB whine about missing his DGF for the 5 millionth time, our Buddy Josh took all he could and while in the long bag check line, behind a family of small children and a tired looking mom said, "Welcome to the Happiest, F'in Place on Earth!!" after realizing what he just said in front of a bunch of kids, he started to apoligize :guilty: , when the mom just looked at him, smiled and said, "Yep, thats what I'm thinkin too!" ;)

In 16 days im taking Josh back so he can enjoy the World without the constant, " I miss my Jen :lovestruc "

[pampam]

kneemeister, it's interesting that you find the "F" word so funny. If I had heard what you heard, I'd be posting it under "Have you ever had a shock".

[disneyaggie]

kneemeister, it's interesting that you find the "F" word so funny. If I had heard what you heard, I'd be posting it under "Have you ever had a shock".

Yep. I think it is more sad than anything. ;)

[Sinclare]

Ok this one is on me. It was June 2003 when I went with my parents/sister and her kids. We all filed in to Philarmagic (sp?) and sat down. Well, you know that part where Donald goes under the sea and meets Ariel? Well, during that part she comes forward toward the audience and streches out her arms showing in 3D (as well as certian other "atributes" of a well drawn princess). Now, I'm familar 3D shows but it was my first time seeing Philarmagic and it is very well done as a 3D show.

Just as she streched out her arms/hands, the size of the 3D hands reaching into the audience took me by suprise and I said in a very loud voice "Wow her HANDS are HUGE!!" Then I heard everyone for 3 rows around me laugh out loud just as I turned my attention back to the center of the screen and noticed her other 3D "attributes" and realized what they thought I meant. I laughed at myself then sunk into my seat in embaressment. :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[GF Girl]

We were in Epcot at night and it was raining pretty hard. As we walked around the World Showcase, we stopped off in Mexico. As we entered the Pavillion, my cousin said "Wow!, It's not raining in here!" :rotfl:
As many of you know....the inside of the Mexican Pavillion is made up to look like an outdoors marketplace. She thought we were actually outside! :rotfl2:

[kneemeister]

kneemeister, it's interesting that you find the "F" word so funny. If I had heard what you heard, I'd be posting it under "Have you ever had a shock".

What i thought was funny was the reactions of the people around both situations. My reaction to both was infact Shock, but alas I found that thread after I had already posted here, in hindsight, yes that is were it goes.

Im not a person that goes around using it if thats what your thinkin' :confused3 I normally find it offensive and have been know to turn off comeidans that use it more than a couple times in there stand up routines.
When I said we said "What the... " I meant that we just said the first too words without even the begining of the F word as the little girl did.

Again Im sorry for offending anyone. :guilty:

[chesirechik]

This came from my mom from our trip a few weeks ago.

My mom was walking around MK with DH & I. DH wanted to go on CoP and Mom just wanted to relax. We left her sitting under TTA. So we are done w/ CoP, go scoop up Mom and decided to take a spin on TTA to decide what to do next. As we are riding we get to the part that says "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow". My mom says, dead serious, "My God, they have been paging that guy since you guys went on CoP."

I seriously almost fell off TTA laughing.

[jezebella]

I'm guilty of the be quiet thing. Since my DD4 gets to go to disney about once a week with her cast member grandparents, she thinks she owns the place. When my boyfriend and I get to take her on the weekends, she whines about what she wants to do and what she doesn't want to do. She's very specific that the first thing we do is tea cups, then philharmagic, and on and on...and she knows the parks like the back of her hand, so you can't steer in one direction and tell her you're going somewhere else. So, it's a constant, quit whining and just be happy you're so spoiled.

[LtlTee]

What i thought was funny was the reactions of the people around both situations. My reaction to both was infact Shock, but alas I found that thread after I had already posted here, in hindsight, yes that is were it goes.

Im not a person that goes around using it if thats what your thinkin' :confused3 I normally find it offensive and have been know to turn off comeidans that use it more than a couple times in there stand up routines.
When I said we said "What the... " I meant that we just said the first too words without even the begining of the F word as the little girl did.

Again Im sorry for offending anyone. :guilty:

I thought it was pretty funny, and I laughed out loud at that one. I guess because I have been in that situation. My 4 year old (aka "the parrot) has, on occasion, said something inappropriate (probably picked up from her dad when driving :p ). And, of course, we reinforce to her what is and what is not appropriate for her to say.

I found the humor in the situation, not in the actual use of the word.

chesirechik -- that is too funny! It sounds like something my mom would have said!

[savs]

What i thought was funny was the reactions of the people around both situations. My reaction to both was infact Shock, but alas I found that thread after I had already posted here, in hindsight, yes that is were it goes.

Im not a person that goes around using it if thats what your thinkin' :confused3 I normally find it offensive and have been know to turn off comeidans that use it more than a couple times in there stand up routines.
When I said we said "What the... " I meant that we just said the first too words without even the begining of the F word as the little girl did.

Again Im sorry for offending anyone. :guilty:


I don't think you need to apologize for posting it here. Just because one would think that is funny, does not mean that they think it a correct thing to say. It was the situation that the poster thought was funny, not the word.
Sorry, just my .02
Now back to the funny comments............ :cool1:

[Simba's Mom]

This came from my mom from our trip a few weeks ago.

My mom was walking around MK with DH & I. DH wanted to go on CoP and Mom just wanted to relax. We left her sitting under TTA. So we are done w/ CoP, go scoop up Mom and decided to take a spin on TTA to decide what to do next. As we are riding we get to the part that says "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow". My mom says, dead serious, "My God, they have been paging that guy since you guys went on CoP."

I seriously almost fell off TTA laughing.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That's the funniest one I've heard yet, and there've been some funny ones!

[Hodder]

I don't think you need to apologize for posting it here. Just because one would think that is funny, does not mean that they think it a correct thing to say. It was the situation that the poster thought was funny, not the word.
Sorry, just my .02
Now back to the funny comments............ :cool1:

I agree....the situation I would find funny and I have 2 kids. Don't apologize.

[tlbwriter]

I know it sounds funny, but I can also often smell rain approaching, a few minutes in advance. It's especially easy during the summer, so I'd think Florida's heat would make it possible year-round. I can smell snow once in a while, too - again, just a few minutes before it starts.
Me too. I can't smell snow, but I can smell rain before it actually starts. So I was confused as to why this was funny. ;) I thought it was the fact that storm clouds were obviously rolling in, but this guy was predicting rain based on his sense of smell, as if he were a wizard or something. :wizard:

[Big Fat Disney MaMa]

bump :banana:

[cmaelltt1]

When we took our first trip to DW almost 9 years ago, I think. My oldest daughter had just turned 4. Pocahontas had just come out and was my dd favorite movie. So we did the Pocahontas Breakfast at the Wilderness Lodge. (One of the best meals I ever had at DW.) So the John Smith Character was walking around talking to people and was very irratting. He was not being friendly and really seemed like he'd rather be somewhere else. He walked over to my dd and patted her rather roughly on the head and asked where she was from. When she said Virginia, he replied that he'd been to Virginia before and that we had very nice Buffalo here. Then he turned and left. My husband and I laughed and still look for the Buffalo everytime we visit the Jamestown Settlement with the kids.

[PixieDust32]

Oh gosh! The things I'd heard.

Here one, this was during our last trip couple of weeks ago, we were watching the MGM parade, DH was video T, and everybody was quiet and waving you know, but OMG there was a Lady Hispanic ( she was talking in Spanish and English too) and extremely LOUD, she was right behind me.
Every time a character walked or went by, she was "ohhhh sooooo cuteeee"" loud!! Then the star wars car come by and she was " ohhhh he is so HOT" LOL! then Bear from bear and the big blue house went by and she said " ohhhhh mira (look) sooo pretty, POOH BEAR :earseek: and his friends" OMG LOL. A little kids looked at her and said, "that is not pooh" is Bear! LOL!! :rotfl: She said "I know Pooh BEAR".
Then the Power Ranges, she said again LOUD " ayyyy "the ninja turtles" :rotfl2: I couldn't hold it anymore and laughed.
She also said that "Chicken Little" was "the chicken from chicken run".

The other day we were watching the tape, and guess what?... Her loud and obnoxious comments are loud and clear on my tape.

[eeyore0062]

I've got one.... heard it tonight.

"So, with these tickets, I can go into all of the parks for 4 days, and they are open 24 hours, right?"

[Friendly Frog]

I've got one.... heard it tonight.

"So, with these tickets, I can go into all of the parks for 4 days, and they are open 24 hours, right?"

ohhhh but I like that idea! :sunny:

[KelliR]

This is not a funny comment, but something funny we saw. It may not translate well but I will give it a try. About 7 years ago we went on a trip to WDW and decided to go to the "Wild Bill" show that was on 192 in Kissimmee. As we were walking in we saw a family ahead of us ... there were a lot of them, about 10 or 12 or so. You could hear them bickering and arguing all the way in to the entrance. They were scowling and making faces and looking and acting disgusted with each other. It seememd like they were nearing the end of their vacation together and they were pretty sick of each other.

One family member (it looked like it could have been the mom or grandmother of the group) asked if she could take a picture of all of them. Well as if on cue, they all quickly turned to face her, huddled close together, put their arms around each other and flashed dazzling pearly white smiles. They held it for about 3 seconds until the camera flashed ... and then they immediately turned around, spread out and started grumbling again. It was just so funny to see ... my DD and I started laughing and my DH kept asking what was so funny. For the last 7 years we immitate them all the time. I guess we have all been there ~ tired and crabby, but always ready for a photo opportunity! :)

[KelliR]

Before our trip to WDW last fall my mom told my DD7 that her friend's daughter Kristen is working at the MK as either Chip or Dale. She encouraged my DD to ask to try to find her.

Well when we arrived at WDW my DD7 kept bugging me to ask if it was Kristen in the Chip or Dale costume. I refused to ask, but after the constant bugging during our first 3 days I finally asked the CM working the Chip line near Aladdin's Magic Carpet ride if it might be Kristen playing the character. The CM very politely answered that she never heard of anyone "playing" Chip ... that was Chip and that is all there was to it. Now I understand that is the correct response for the CM to have made ... but as my DD7 walked away she said to me, "That lady must be crazy, she thinks that Chip is real!"

[kkaisu]

In 1998 we were at a character breakfast in MGM with Aladdin and friends. When Aladdin came to our table my DD6 was so excited because she was very into the whole Aladdin scene - She asks "Aladdin, where are you from?" He replied very quickly "Texas". My daughter sat there with a stunned look on her face and questioned "But I thought you were from somewhere in Arabia?"

My mother was near rolling on the floor :rotfl2:

[eeyore0062]

In 1998 we were at a character breakfast in MGM with Aladdin and friends. When Aladdin came to our table my DD6 was so excited because she was very into the whole Aladdin scene - She asks "Aladdin, where are you from?" He replied very quickly "Texas". My daughter sat there with a stunned look on her face and questioned "But I thought you were from somewhere in Arabia?"

My mother was near rolling on the floor :rotfl2:


OPPS, obviously that Aladdin must have been misplaced when he was born, since he was supposed to be from Agraba. :rotfl: :rotfl:

[spedtchr]

This didn't happen at Disney but in our bathroom at home. My DD (2 at the time) walked in the bathroom on DH. She had never seen him before. She came running to me with jubilation. Saying, "Mommy, Daddy has a tail like tigger." That was 4 years ago. She now thinks our dog has two tails.

[Lynn4Mel]

This didn't happen at Disney but in our bathroom at home. My DD (2 at the time) walked in the bathroom on DH. She had never seen him before. She came running to me with jubilation. Saying, "Mommy, Daddy has a tail like tigger." That was 4 years ago. She now thinks our dog has two tails.



OMG!!! :rotfl:

[Aidensmom]

This didn't happen at Disney but in our bathroom at home. My DD (2 at the time) walked in the bathroom on DH. She had never seen him before. She came running to me with jubilation. Saying, "Mommy, Daddy has a tail like tigger." That was 4 years ago. She now thinks our dog has two tails.

:scared1:

That is just too funny! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[GingerbreadCoffin]

That is too funny about the "tail". My DS(3) calls it that aswell. I figure its alright to just let him call it that,especially at that age. I figure if he decides to start talking about his "tail" in public,nobody will know what he means :blush:

[kkaisu]

Not specifically *hahaha* funny ... but kind of funny in a sweet way and it melted my heart ...

Last time I was at Disney was in 1997 very early in my pregnancy with my daughter. As my hubby and I waited in a long slow line for a ride with my (then) 6 year old son, a little girl a bit younger than my son nudged her mom and said with a bit of petulant awe ... "Mom, it *IS* her! She just doesn't have her Snow White clothes on ... "

I wasn't 100% sure what was going on and I tried not to eaves drop ... but eventually the little girl and my son started talking and I smiled at the mom and she then whispered to me that her daughter thought I was Snow White!

I didn't know what to say ... I was flattered (though thoroughly confused) and I truly hoped the mom and dad weren't thinking "Oh my goodness, my child is nuts!" I do have dark hair with bangs ... and I did have a white bow in my not-quite-shoulder-lenght hair ... and pale skin and blue eyes ... but I think that's about where the similarities end!

Through the eyes of a child ...

princess: Elaine

I have very dark hair, fair skin and red lips, When my DD was 2 she was obsessed with Snow White - she would cuddle up on my lap and play with hair and say "mommy you look just like Snow White". Well one day she was not getting her way and she yelled " You do NOT look like Snow White, you look like the Wicked Queen!!!".

We still laugh alot about that and she now likes to buy me little trinkets with the Wicked Queen on them.

[CAD3655]

So my mother and father are walking up to the RNR...

Mom: Hey, does this go upside down? I'm not going if it does

Dad: It doesn't go upside down (Yes, he was fully aware of the 2 barrel rolls)

Mom: Then why is the car upsidedown back there?

Dad: So that you can see inside the car.

Mom: Oh that makes sense

[jennyl772003]

overheard while we were at the MK last week:

"At night, when it is all lit up, you can see this hotel from our room in the Contemporary."

"this hotel" was Cinderella's castle.

[amwhitaker]

We were at Epcot last week when I heard a man tell his wife "Hey, let's go to Interventions".

I've been reading this thread now for about 1 1/2 hours and this almost made me fall out of my chair laughing!

[Wish I lived in Fl]

The first night we checked in to Beach Club Villas my DH told me "I've seen the pool and it isn't anything special. Let's go to Cape Canaveral".

[Mrs.D]

When we were descending the ramp from the monorail to the Magic Kingdom Saturday, a little boy in front of us starting yelling to his family that he saw the "Disney Cruise Line Ship!! We're going on the Disney Cruise Line Ship!!"" Of course, this was the ferry boat back to the Ticket and Transportation Center. I can only imagine his face if he saw a real cruise ship!

[chrismb22]

We were in MK last March waiting for the Wishes Fireworks to start. My DH and I were traveling with a friend and her husband. This trip was the first time our husbands had met as we live in different parts of the country...As we were waiting for the fireworks on the curb, a small boy maybe 6 or 7 poked his head between me and my DH and started talking to me about the castle.

Child: How do you think it changes colors like that?
Me: Hmmm...I bet it's magic...
Child: Wow it's really cool...do you think they are painting it? How can they do it that fast?
Me: I don't think they are painting it either...pixie dust? Maybe it's magic lights?

Friends Husband to GF: Please tell me I am hearing things! Is she explaining to her husband how the castle changes colors?!?!?!?!?!
These are all hysterical but for some reason that one got to me. Luckily I'm not at work. I just laughed out loud and can't stop!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[thelionqueen]

The funniest thing I have ever heard came from my DS (6 at the time) at Disneyland.

He is a HUGE Buzz Lightyear fan, and we had a rare opportunity! We were cruising along about to get on the monorail, when, there, ALL ALONE (except for CM) was Buzz! We could not believe it! No line of kids waiting, no crowds, NADA!

DS went up to him in shock, got the autograph and a GREAT pic! He got to spend a little more time than normal which was nice. As the crowds appeared, I told him to say goodbye. He did, and turned to walk towards me.....then he said.
"Darn it, I should have pushed his buttons when I had the chance!!"

I just about fell over, and have told everyone I know. So cute!! :love:

[dizneegirl]

One of our favorites from one of the wonderful WDW tram announcers... "Lower your head and watch your step. If you don't lower your head, watch your language!"

[LindsayDunn228]

Dizneegirl, LOLOLOL!!! :) :) :)

[bopper]

My 8 year old asks me: Mom, how long can you stay at this hotel? (as we pass through the Contemporary Hotel on the monorail)
Me: As long as any other hotel, as long as you have money to pay for it.
DD8: But can you stay long?
Me: ?
DD8: (something like) Doesn't the name mean for a short time?
Me: (LOL) It's not the Temporary Hotel, it's the CONtemporary Hotel! It means it's modern!

[Tnkrbelle565]

Ok so this didn't happen at WDW but it's Disney related. DD was having a bit of a tantrum because she wanted to look at my Disney scrapbook when my mom was looking at it. My mom let her look at it and she started flipping the pages saying things like "WOW, my daddy knows Buzz" or "mommy and lion king guys". She got to a page with Mickey and Donald cut outs...she said "Oh there is Mickey...and there is Chicken Mickey"...so funny! That's what I get for having a very verbal (almost) 2 year old :rotfl:

[jnrrt]

My 8 year old asks me: Mom, how long can you stay at this hotel? (as we pass through the Contemporary Hotel on the monorail)
Me: As long as any other hotel, as long as you have money to pay for it.
DD8: But can you stay long?
Me: ?
DD8: (something like) Doesn't the name mean for a short time?
Me: (LOL) It's not the Temporary Hotel, it's the CONtemporary Hotel! It means it's modern!

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Teresa Pitman]

These stories are so hilarious.

Mine is almost more sad than funny. My daughter and I were at AKL in the evening, talking to one of the CM's about the animals on the savannah. He had come to WDW from a game preserve in Botswana and was telling us some very interesting things about the different animals - he obviously knew a lot and really cared about them.

Well, a large man comes up to us and says to the CM: "Are these animals on the menus in the restaurants here?" The CM looks kind of shocked and says: "No, sir, we don't eat the animals from the savannahs." The guy was clearly very disappointed and said "That's a real shame. I'd like to try some of those."

I think the animals were moving away a little nervously. My daughter and I were both a bit horrified - what was he thinking of eating? The zebras? The giraffes?

Oh well.

Teresa

[pugslee]

My 8 year old asks me: Mom, how long can you stay at this hotel? (as we pass through the Contemporary Hotel on the monorail)
Me: As long as any other hotel, as long as you have money to pay for it.
DD8: But can you stay long?
Me: ?
DD8: (something like) Doesn't the name mean for a short time?
Me: (LOL) It's not the Temporary Hotel, it's the CONtemporary Hotel! It means it's modern!

:rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[DisneyMom5]

My dd11 wanted to contribute one:
We were walking in Fantasyland and spotted a woman with a map. She says "Well, right now we are in Toon Town (huh?)...so over that way (pointing toward Toon Town) should be Adventureland."

:confused3

[jann1033]

These stories are so hilarious.

: "Are these animals on the menus in the restaurants here?" The CM looks kind of shocked and says: "No, sir, we don't eat the animals from the savannahs." The guy was clearly very disappointed and said "That's a real shame. I'd like to try some of those."
: \

loved the little kid stories also!
:teeth: :dog: :dog2: :pug: :teeth:

[FanOfStitch]

One of our favorites from one of the wonderful WDW tram announcers... "Lower your head and watch your step. If you don't lower your head, watch your language!"

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[annameg]

As we were exiting Splash Mtn., we overheard a bunch of teenage boys commenting that the line was just too long. One said "hey, let's go over to Space Mtn. The line can't possibly be long over there."

[Epcot83]

One of the funniest comments I've overheard came from The Grouchiest Lady Ever. She was walking through Frontierland, looking confused and very angry. She then said, "I don't want to see this c**p, I just want to see the castle!" Needless to say, I don't think she appreciates the Disney experience like we all do! :rolleyes:



Speaking of seeing the castle. While at the MK in WDW a few months ago, my aunt and I were walking around Fantasyland. We were standing in line for some ice cream, when a group of people was behind looking at a MK map, then i heard the guy who was holding the map said "Okay, now we're lost in Disneyland, I wish we could find the castle," He must not have ben very smart, because he was a few thousand miles away form Disneyland, and if he would have just turned around, he would have seen the castle. The group was standing by the teacups, their backs toward the castle. But the thing I still dont get is how he got WDW confused with DL , he must not have had a very good travel agent if he thought he was in DL. It still makes me laugh.

[Florida_Mom]

The funniest comment I've heard came from my DS8 while we were at MVMCP last year. It was just he and I (DH really doesn't get into that kind of thing...) and for some reason we hadn't had dinner yet and it was probably 7 p.m. We each had a bag of cheetos as we were running to the TTA ride in Tomorrowland. I had just opened my bag, ready to savor my first cheeto, when my son grabs my arm and notices a sign that said that no food and drinks were allowed on the ride. He insisted that we throw our bags of cheetos away (he's a real stickler for rules.) Ummm....no! So, I told him that we would just put them in my purse. He was nervous, but reluctantly agreed.

We get on the ride, and sit down, and now I'm ready to have my dinner...um, I mean, cheetos. I sneak one out of my purse and munch. Then I offer him one. He looked at me, totally straight faced, and said, "No thanks, mom, I choose to obey the rules." :) So serious. I quickly put my cheetos away, and congratulated him on being such a good kid. :)

[deide71]

On our recent trip to Orlando we rented a mini-van. My middle child, DS age 3 fell in love.

While in any park, on any ride, he would wistfully cry "I want to go back to the Chevy upLANDer (with the emphasis on the second syllable).

While driving around Orlando he woul correctly point out all of the Chevy upLANDer's he saw.

When retuning the van to the Avis dealer he kissed it, and cried when we left.

Upon our return home he tells all who will listen about the Chevy upLANDer we had in Orlando, nothing about WDW.

We should have stayed home and rented a van.

[bunnysmum]

My 5 yo dd has been dying to go to WDW and we are finally planning a trip this January (yippeeee!).

A couple of weeks ago, before we knew for sure whether or not I'd be able to get the time off of work (I work in the schools), I told her that I had to ask my boss at work if I could go. Then, I forgot all about that conversation with her.

Well, yesterday she was with me at work after school hours and our school principal walked by and said hello. My dd is very outgoing and social, so she said, "Hi, what's your name?" He told her, and I added, "Mr. X is the principal of this school so he's Mommy's boss. What do you think of that?" thinking she might get a kick out of the fact that someone else got to boss her "bossy" Mommy around occasionally.

Well, my dd looked at him and asked sweetly, "Did you say 'yes' to Disney World??" Her question took us both by surprise, but he said after just a moment, "Why, yes, I did!". I think he is now her hero for making out trip a GO!

:earboy2:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

I overheard this as I was walking in front of the Rose & Crown in the UK pavilion with my 1/2 yard of Bass Ale. This English gentleman was aparently informing his family (who was a good distance away mind you) how he would know thier table was ready. He yells loudly to them in that wonderful British accent "They give you a vibrator" I couldn't help but snicker!!! I almost spit my beer on my husband! I certainly knew what he ment but it sounded so funny. :teeth:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[LlamaKuzco]

The funniest comment I heard was at the buffet at the GF. Peter Pan came over to our table and he started talking to us as we were taking pictures. He asks us where we were from and my mom said we live in Delaware. His response was "What part of Europe is that in?".

While walking around MGM a woman came up to me and my cousin and asked us how to get to the King Kong ride. She didn't like our answer.

[mjh8955]

Not at Disney, but it could have been. We were in Florida on vacation, eating at a very nice restaurant. It was early and relatively empty so others could hear us easily. Our DS, age 12, was served his salad, and said in a voice that rang clear across the restaurant, "Great cleavage!" My husband and I looked at each other horrified (I immediately assumed he had seen one too many raunchy post cards wtih women in bikinis). I very quietly leaned over and asked what he meant. He had gotten the word "leafage" mixed up with "cleavage". ;)

[Lizzybee]

This was said directly to me, not overheard.

I took out my Disney Visa gift card to buy some souvenirs in a store in AK. The CM couldn't get it to go through and she asked another CM who said "oh this is for a Disney Store, this is not a Disney Store". I looked around for a minute puzzled. Was I NOT in Disney and was this NOT a store? I said "this is a Disney Store" and she explained to me that Disney Stores are no longer part of Disney and this was not a Disney Store. Ok so I have to find a "Disney Store" to use the gift card. :confused3

[kymberwolf]

or at least , stumbles and mumbles a little. :smooth:
.... a little??? :goodvibes

[Disneyholic]

We had been at WDW for more than a week and were finishing our vacation at Universal Studios Emeril's restaurant. After a very fine dinner the waiter came to take our dessert orders. My DS, 10 at the time, orders the "Chocolate MOUSE". The waiter, not missing a beat, informs him that he is not in Disney, and this is "Chocolate Mousse". :)

[Dreamflight]

First off, i love this thread :) I've wanted to contribute this for a while and now i think its time. This is the funniest thing that ever happened to me in Disneyworld, and perhaps in the last few years. It's a tad long but i think its worth it :) It happened in December 04. My sister and I were in Epcot, and were at the Garden Grille Restaurant at the Land (before it got changed over).

We were seated in kind of a half booth. Originally, there was a family sitting there but when we came, the waiter split the full booth and table section and gave us a small table and the corner section of the booth seat. There wasn't much room between the booth seat and the table either. And the family next to us was a bit annoyed that we kinda took some of their space away (understandable) so we tried to stick to our little corner. So a lot of characters come by, and take pics with us. We try to find good places for them to go that isnt disrupting waiter traffic but also not disrupting the slightly disgruntled family next to us.

At the point that our meal comes (and i love Garden Grille!), Chip comes. Having failed in every other way to fit a character into our pictures, I invite Chip to take MY seat as I get up so that I can take a pic of him and my sister. Chip stays for a bit and is very friendly (i've found both Chipmunks to be extremely friendly and willing to joke around a lot with me).

But then...it's time for Chip to go and he motions as if he is going to leave (shakes our hands and waves).

But he stays there. And he continues making motions to me. I, dumbfoundedly, start to wave back at him.

This continues for about 30 seconds and his hand motions get more animated.

As i said before, the area between the boothseat and the table was very narrow. Chip...apparently, got stuck.

So basically, i was unknowingly responsible for getting a large chipmunk stuck in my dinner seat. I looked at my sister and we both exchanged a look of "oh man, when this ordeal is over, we are gonna crack up" look.

Chip continues motioning to me. And I then grab his hand and lift him out of the booth. It isn't easy due to the small space, cause he was REALLY wedged in there!! But i finally got him out. He brushes himself off, shakes my hand again, and continues on his merry chipmunk way. I detected a small chuckle as well from him. I sit down...wait for him to leave, and my sister and I laughed harder then we ever did. I was unable to eat my delicious food for 10 minutes. Not just because of what happened, but because of what COULD have happened.

If i had not been able to get him out...WHAT would have occurred? A scene, no less. And THAT would have just been a terrible mess. Imagine a whole team of waiters attempting to "De-chipmunk" a booth? Or "de-booth" a chipmunk? What if security was called in? the local news? NASA? As you can see, the possibilities were endless, and i died of laughter thinking about it. Once again, this was not an intentional situation, i had no idea he was gonna get stuck. But he wasn't hurt, and he seemed to find it amusing as did us. So yeah, that was definitely my funniest Disney story ever, Hope you enjoyed :)

P.S. If you were the "chip" in that story, sorry :( But hopefully it brought some variety and humor to your day :)

[PLUTO2]

Dreamflight, thanks for the story. How funny. :rotfl2:

[Amyality]

When I told DH I wanted to see The Osborne Lights he asked me what Ozzie had to do with Christmas lights...and DH is 43. :rolleyes:

There was a family (mom, dad, 2 children) in front of us in World Showcase. The Genie from Aladdin came out and the mom kept saying, "There's Aladdin...let's go see Aladdin...let's get Aladdin's autograph" really loud. She finally had me calling Genie Aladdin...and feeling like a fool for doing it. I honestly don't think she or her husband knew the difference!

The Osborne thing made me pause for about two seconds, then I came to my senses! I think I would like Ozzie's lights better than the ones from that dorky family anyway. You won't be supised to know we are going for the Halloween party, not the Christmas party. Hee, hee, hee...

[MELSMICE]

The Osborne thing made me pause for about two seconds, then I came to my senses! I think I would like Ozzie's lights better than the ones from that dorky family anyway. You won't be supised to know we are going for the Halloween party, not the Christmas party. Hee, hee, hee...

We loved the Osborne lights at WDW - one of the most beautiful things on display there over the holidays. :flower:

[KimR]

Last year, we took DD13's friend along with us. The last time she'd been to WDW was when she was 5 and too little to ride the 'big' rides so, thrill-ride junkie that she is, she was really looking forward to TOT, Space Mountain, etc.. We went to MK for EMH one morning and wouldn't you know, SM was broken down. DDs coaster-loving friend was so disappointed but we told her not to worry...we'd be heading over to MGM soon and she could ride RNR. So as soon as we arrived at MGM we immediately headed over to RNR. No sooner did we get to the entrance of the ride when DDs friend stopped dead in her tracks, looked up at the upside down limo and exclaimed 'OH NO! This one's broken down, too!'.

[Shadoe1031]

My 9yo cousin was watching Fantasmic! and leaned over to my dgf and said: "Don't worry Papa - Mickey always comes out on top!"

[KimR]

Converstion between my 17-year-old nephew and DH on our first afternoon:

DH: so, what's the agenda for tonight? Illuminations?
ME: Yeah, dinner at San Angel Inn and then afterwards Illuminations.
Nephew: (somewhat nervously) Uhhh....Eliminations? What's THAT?!! (I think he watches too much reality TV)
DH: (not missing a beat) Oh, didn't we tell you? I have one plane ticket back to Atlanta and after dinner we all take a vote on who's been the biggest pain in the *** today and that person is on the next plane out.

You should've seen the look on DN's face. Apparently there was no doubt in his mind who would get voted out! :rotfl2:

[iwannabeminnie]

Oh my! I would have loved to have been the fly on the wall for that one! Priceless!

[k5thbeatle]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

:rolleyes:

[bride03]

pirate: A little boy (I'd say about 4 or 5) came out of Pirates of the Carribean with his Dad. Mom and sister waited in the pirate store (the one that just sucks you in to buy pirate stuff you don't need!) The little boy was crying and the mom says "Oh he's scared of the ride." She is quick to comfort him and the dad responds with "No, he wants that sword." I can't blame him, I have one at home. :rolleyes:

[Friendly Frog]

The funniest comment I've heard came from my DS8 while we were at MVMCP last year. It was just he and I (DH really doesn't get into that kind of thing...) and for some reason we hadn't had dinner yet and it was probably 7 p.m. We each had a bag of cheetos as we were running to the TTA ride in Tomorrowland. I had just opened my bag, ready to savor my first cheeto, when my son grabs my arm and notices a sign that said that no food and drinks were allowed on the ride. He insisted that we throw our bags of cheetos away (he's a real stickler for rules.) Ummm....no! So, I told him that we would just put them in my purse. He was nervous, but reluctantly agreed.

We get on the ride, and sit down, and now I'm ready to have my dinner...um, I mean, cheetos. I sneak one out of my purse and munch. Then I offer him one. He looked at me, totally straight faced, and said, "No thanks, mom, I choose to obey the rules." :) So serious. I quickly put my cheetos away, and congratulated him on being such a good kid. :)


AHHHHH how sweet.

[goofyernmost]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

:rolleyes:

Ouch...that kind of makes me sad! How old am I?

:dancer: :dancer: :dancer: :dancer:

[O2BNWDW]

DH (irritated) to DW at AK minutes b4 the parade
Walk EPCOT fast!!!!

[Tissa]

This was said by me on POTC. WOW this ride is even better at night!
As soon as I said it I was so embarrassed. :blush:

[GalDisney]

This is one of many I can remember.. a few months ago I was waiting at the TTC at the ferry dock to take me over to the Mk. A family was standing next to me talking to each other about the MK. The mother knew..or thought she did..everything about the Mk..she said to her husband " we will take the ferry over to the MK and when the park closes tonight we will have to take the ferry back because the monorail doesnt run in the dark" .. I had to hold my tongue lol

[Philadisney]

Ouch...that kind of makes me sad! How old am I?

:dancer: :dancer: :dancer: :dancer:

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles! :blush:

[k5thbeatle]

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles! :blush:

Oh no, not at all. I found it kind of funny to think that they thought the British Invasion was some kind of Disney entertainment creation. If they only knew! :rolleyes:

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your comment. Can I tell you a little about something called the 60's?" :flower3:

[k5thbeatle]

pirate: A little boy (I'd say about 4 or 5) came out of Pirates of the Carribean with his Dad. Mom and sister waited in the pirate store (the one that just sucks you in to buy pirate stuff you don't need!) The little boy was crying and the mom says "Oh he's scared of the ride." She is quick to comfort him and the dad responds with "No, he wants that sword." I can't blame him, I have one at home. :rolleyes:


Too funny...Soooo True!

[CDoobee]

I just got back 2 days ago, so I now have more to add! These were said by my friend, who has only been to WDW once before, about 25 years ago. I don't think that really had anything to do with these statements, though!! She said a lot of funny things, but these are the two I remember right now.

1. After watching It's Tough To be a Bug, she wanted to know if I had picked those specific seats because I knew that little flying (butterfly, I think?) would be right in front of HER!!! HAHA Then she asked at the other 3D shows if certain things were in front of me too, or just her!

2. After Illuminations, she asked if that round thing was the Epcot ball? I didn't understand at first. I finally realized she thought that Spaceship Earth was now in the lagoon for Illuminations!!

Another one, said by our waiter at Sci-Fi, when asked by the couple in the car with us if a certain dessert contained nuts....."No. I have no nuts." He then stood there a few moments, then walked away. We all bust out laughing, but never did figure out if he was being serious about the restaurant not having nuts to add to desserts or was trying to be funny but gave up when we didn't respond!

[SyracuseWolvrine]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."


Please don't lump all of my generation in with these guys.

- Eric (who knows who the Beatles are, and also knows that Britney Speeeeeeerz was NOT the first one to sing "Can't get no satisfaction")

[Pixiebell]

please keep these coming, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[FayeW]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

:rolleyes:

I can't help but wonder if this comment was being made tongue-in-cheek.

[2nd childhood]

But Britney Spears was the first one to sing it sooooo badly.

[justplaingoofy]

Not exactly something from Disney, but SeaWorld.. A little embarrasing, but thought someone may get a laugh..

We live by the ocean and one day during the summer my boyfriend and I went to the water to fish and catch some shell fish, etc.. Fast forward to one year later while walking through the Shark attraction?? The one with the tunnel under the water... and we see a crab. Now, it is totally packed walking shoulder to shoulder with strangers.. You know when you go to say something and all of a sudden it beomes very quite?? Me being the intelligent person that I am had said "Remember the time we caught crabs?"

Everyone looked at us... Then I was trying to back peddle, you know with bait, in the ocean... :rotfl:

[jtopp]

our funniest was unintentional on my part. On an anniversary trip, my DW and I had a big dinner in the Italian Pavilion, of which I enjoyed all of my food and she barely ate hers. After dinner, we walked towards the French Pavilion as she wanted dessert. Begging for some time to digest dinner was met with the retort "walk like a man". My reply, which was very funny to her, was " if I have dessert, i'll walk like a fat man". :rotfl2:

[AnaheimGirl]

But Britney Spears was the first one to sing it sooooo badly.

I don't know, I don't think I've heard Britney's version, but Devo sang it pretty darn badly, too!
:rotfl:

[NewEnglandDisney]

I don't know, I don't think I've heard Britney's version, but Devo sang it pretty darn badly, too!
:rotfl:

The live versions were better than her album cut...

;)

N.E.D.

[Spaceship Earthfan]

Here's a couple:

1) While waiting in the elevator part of the Haunted Mansion, a CM (in complete HM dress and character) walks around the perimeter of the room and suddenly, in a very loud and creepy voice, yells out "Keep your cold dead hands away from the walls!!!". There were a couple of older ladies next to us; one turns to the other and says quite seriously, "Wow was he rude!"... The other replies, "I know! You'd think they'd be a little nicer at Disney!"


2) The first time I made it to the Hot Seat at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Play It (I've been there a couple times), I was doing pretty well until I made it to the 16,000 point question. The question was, "Which of these words means a person who often shirks his or her duties?". The choices were all words I'd never heard of, each word was 'gold'..something. I took the 50:50 (my only lifeline left) and it left A) Goldsmith and D) Goldbrick. I never heard of either of these, so I figured I'd just guess. I leaned into the microphone and said, "I'll say A, Goldsmith..." at which point about 75% of the audience, even though they were told before the show to NOT yell out any answers, screams out in unison "NO!!!!!!". Without even thinking I spat out as fast as I could "D Goldbrick Final Answer." The whole audience starts laughing and the host (I think her name is Alja) starts laughing uncontrollably. She finally says "I have never had an audience yell NO! to a contestant like that before!" She is still laughing...but then just like that, her face turns dead serious and she looks into the camera and goes, "Don't do it again."

I had people coming up to me all day telling me good job :rotfl:

[lauran cameron]

hahahahaa!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[2nd childhood]

That is too funny.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[ElleBelle]

HAHAHAHA!!! :rotfl: That Millionaire one is priceless!

I have a "funniest comment" compliments of my sister-in-law from our most recent trip. It was our first visit to a park that trip, and we were walking past the tea-cups when we saw tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum. My SIL yells out in excitement (at seeing our first characters that trip)- OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT'S HUEY AND DEWEY! :rotfl2: Aside from about 100 people looking at us quite puzzled, my husband looked at me and said- "remind me not to bring her along with us next time!" I nearly died laughing. I doubt she'll ever hear the end of that one!

[house_of_princesses]

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your comment. Can I tell you a little about something called the 60's?" :flower3:


LOL!! :rotfl: I'm not getting older....maybe wiser?? :teeth:

[goofyernmost]

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles! :blush:

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:rockband: :dancer: :thewave:

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:rockband: :dancer: :thewave:
:rotfl:
:teeth: If you were my grandpa, I would be so PROUD!!!!

[nuttylawprofessor]

Here are my two contributions:

1.) Young kid to parents while walking through Universal Studios:
Mooooooooooommmmmmmm, can we go back to Disney now? Why can't we go back to Disney instead?


2.) While on line for counter-service food somewhere in WDW, my DH and I see a young kid with his little brother. Older kid was no more than 9, with the younger one at about 5 or 6 years old. Younger brother is being a complete pain in the butt. Whining. Hitting his brother. You name the annoying behavior, little brother is doing it. The parents were there as well, but they were doing NOTHING to curb the behavior. Finally, the mom steps in and tells the younger one to "knock it off." He begins to cry. Older brother, with perfect delivery: "I have an idea, let's cry about it. That'll be productive." That was one tired 9-year-old.

[Friendly Frog]

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:rockband: :dancer: :thewave:

You sound pretty cool to me, but then again I am only 10 years younger than you, drive a vette and I have been known to belt it out with Janis.

(What really gets the looks though is when I am belting it out with Kid Rock. :earseek: )

and as my man Ian once said, you're NEVER too old to rock and roll....

[mitch48]

As a CM probably my favorite comments that I've heard guests say have been about the Shark Reef at Tyhpoon Lagoon.

1) Mom to her 5 year boy to convince him to swim through the reef, "Don't worry, Disney would never let us swim with real sharks. They are all mechanical, including the fish."

2) Another mother to a young child, "They remove all the sharks' teeth before they put them in the tank."

3) A guest the other day asked one of the lifeguards how we keep the glass in the reef so spotless. She actually thought that all the fish and shark swam around underneath a glass panel. The CM had to break the news to her that the only glass in the reef was the mask on her face and we clean those so clean by washing them after each use.

[tiggerbell]

It was doubly funny to me because I was in the same spot TWO DIFFERENT DAYS!!! I was sitting at a table at the Outpost in EPCOT watching Timone and Rafiki doing a meet and greet when a group of people walk by and someone announced, "Hey, look! Simba and that dumb monkey!"

3 days later in the same spot, a blonde woman comes by and says, "Hey! Look! How cute! Is that an orangatang?"

[tiggerbell]

Eating in Italy at EPCOT, food was brought to 2 people in our party - Sandy had the pork, Ruth had the lasagna. They were sitting across the table from me and my sister, Rhonda. We did not have any food in front of us. The busboy comes over with the parmesan cheese - looks ME square in the eye - and offers ME cheese. He never looked at anyone else and I had NO FOOD IN FRONT OF ME!

It took me a minute to respond because 1.) WHY would you offer cheese to someone who had no food in front of them?, and 2.) Dang, those Italian waiters and busboys are GORGEOUS! When I finally responded, I said, "Huh?" He nevered waivered his gaze and said, "Cheese?" I'm still thinking "humm-a-na, humm-a-na! Cheese ON WHAT???"

I finally snap to, and ask Ruth if she wants cheese on her lasagna. She does. And I am crowned General Cheese.

[gymnasticscoach,TX]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! :earseek: I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! :scared: Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! :scared1: :faint: I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! :rotfl2: I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!! :rolleyes1

Lynn

[justplaingoofy]

Heres the setting...
We're at the M.K. Its getting close to the 3pm parade and the streets/sidewalks are lined with people. We went to Main St. Bakery to get an afternoon snack, my favorite.. Icecream between 2 freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!!hmm... oh, yeah..back to the story..
Because the sidewalks are packed, and there is no parade yet, we are walking back up main st toward the castle. My sister asks me for a bite of my heavenly icecream cookie, and as I have my two hands on it passing it to her walking beside, me a seagull comes up and takes it away!!! Everyone was hysterical!!! They had just seen us coming out of the bakery! :sad1: :laughing:

[dpratt]

Last year in Epcot, my DW and I were eating and drinking our way around the WS during F&WF. I asked her where she wanted to go next and she said "Let's go on the Viking ride in Norwegia". Choking on my 1/2 yard of beer, I asked "Where??" She started to reply, "Norwegia", but then realized what she was saying and corrected it to Norway. She was thinking "Norwegian" and it kind of came out wrong, I guess.

This is the same person that named the presidents on Mt. Rushmore as Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln and George Jefferson! Of course, she corrected herself quickly, but the damage was done! George and Weezy are movin' on up!

:rotfl2:

[ryanmilla]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! :earseek: I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! :scared: Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! :scared1: :faint: I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! :rotfl2: I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!! :rolleyes1

Lynn


I'm a visual thinker, so after reading this, I'm just crying in hysterics. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: People here at work are probably wondering what's wrong.

[gymnasticscoach,TX]

RYANMILLA :wave2: Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed my story! I've been holding onto it for sometime now, and really wanted to share it... I just love the disboards!!
Going back to WDW Nov30~Dec4 POFQ Yea! :disrocks:
~Lynn~

[jann1033]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! :earseek: I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! :scared: Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! :scared1: :faint: I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! :rotfl2: I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!! :rolleyes1

Lynn

:rotfl: :rotfl: memories, memories...
for all you parade curb sitters ..one crawled up my mother's SHORTs :eek: :scared: :faint: as we sat on the curb at mk waiting for the Electric Parade ( what ever it was called)on our first ever disney trip ...THAT's why i never sit on curbs no way no how ! mother doing the "roach dance "... :jumping1:

[gymnasticscoach,TX]

Ha Ha Ha!!!! :laughing: your roach story is killin me :goodvibes I knew there was other stories out there similar to mine. I bet that was a funny sight, seeing her do the Roach Dance! I personally would die if that happened to me, Well guys I am really enjoying reading all these post ~Lynn~

[LindsayDunn228]

Older brother, with perfect delivery: "I have an idea, let's cry about it. That'll be productive." That was one tired 9-year-old.

LOLOLOL! I love it!! :rotfl2:

[MidNite]

When we were waiting on the boat to go to Downtown Disney from Port Orleans Riverside, a small crowd had gathered on the dock.

My DD was about 7 and she was watching the water. Along comes a bird and she yells out "Duck!"

Well this poor fellow beside her took her literally and ... he ducked. I couldn't help but giggle. :rolleyes1

[cobbler]

When we were waiting on the boat to go to Downtown Disney from Port Orleans Riverside, a small crowd had gathered on the dock.

My DD was about 7 and she was watching the water. Along comes a bird and she yells out "Duck!"

Well this poor fellow beside her took her literally and ... he ducked. I couldn't help but giggle. :rolleyes1


OMGosh that makes me laugh :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[justplaingoofy]

Hi everyone..Midnite-I have a story that is similar, but opposite.

A couple of years ago my husband I are were walking around the water at Carribean Beach. Very calmly he says "duck" so I'm looking for the duck, only to have it hit me in the head. He said "I told you to duck"... It was really funny because had he said it in a louder tone "DUCK" I would've.

That was the second time I got hit in the head with a bird! :rotfl2:

[MidNite]

Hi everyone..Midnite-I have a story that is similar, but opposite.

A couple of years ago my husband I are were walking around the water at Carribean Beach. Very calmly he says "duck" so I'm looking for the duck, only to have it hit me in the head. He said "I told you to duck"... It was really funny because had he said it in a louder tone "DUCK" I would've.

That was the second time I got hit in the head with a bird! :rotfl2:
:rotfl:

[Kristi1357]

Sure enough some kid was wailing about something ahead of us. My mom didn't think just blurted out in true League of Their Own fashion, "There's no crying in Disney World."

I thought DH and I were the only ones who did this! :teeth:

[Tink522]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! :earseek: I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! :scared: Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! :scared1: :faint: I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! :rotfl2: I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!! :rolleyes1

Lynn

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



While my roach story is not at Disney I think it still applies. It was the year 2000 right around Halloween. FI (then boyfriend), a good friend of mine, and myself were just arriving in Orlando, tired from our long long drive (about 2 1/2 hrs). We decide to stop and get something to eat on our way to the hotel (an I-Drive luxury hotel :teeth: ). We see a Ponderosa :rolleyes1 and decide to stop and eat there :confused3 . We pay and soon are analyzing the buffet for edible items. I grab a plate of spaghetti and go back to the booth. I take a big bite of my spaghetti and feel something on my face and start to freak out. I swat whatever the heck is on my face and it lands on my leg. Holy crap it's a BIG roach! :earseek: Now I'm really freaking out and flailing about. I finally get the thing off me and promptly turn around and throw up (I have an extremely senstive stomach and will vomit if anything grosses me out or turns my stomach in anyway)! Now before anyone says anything the restaurant was empty, there was no one seated anywhere near us. Neither one of the two dopes noticed anything was wrong, and didn't come back from the buffet line, until I threw up. We then decide no Ponderosa for us. We go to the front area and ask for the manager. We tell her what has happened and ask for a refund since we really didn't eat anything. She then says and I quote, "You must not be from Florida. That wasn't a roach, it was a palmetto bug." Well, well the response she gets is actually quite amusing. All 3 of us simultaneously respond, "Not from Florida! We're from Miami. And FYI a palmetto bug is a tropical ROACH!". She then proceeds to give us a refund without another word while we stand there mumbling, "Not a roach, my a**!". Here's the kicker she included a 2 for 1 coupon! Like I'm ever going back there!!!! :rolleyes:

The moral of the story: Never eat at Ponserosa unless you like to dine with Palmetto bugs!

[jann1033]

:earseek: "itsnataroch" is the " slogan" i have heard at least once ever time we go to fl.... i might be from the north but i am not a total idiot :rotfl: :rotfl:

[scanmom]

you must be like Elaine on Seinfeld!!!! A bird hit her in the head too.....as if it couldn't avoid it!!! (her head!!) LOL!!!!! Sorry, I am a huge Seinfeld fan, so your post made me laugh out loud!!!!

[justplaingoofy]

Did I also mention that another bird dive bombed me in the head at the Magic Kingdom and took my icecream cookie that I just bought at the Main St. Bakery? And did I mention that it happened while everyone was lining up for the 3pm parade?? How does one recover from all this trauma :rotfl2:
(*note there was another attack listed a few postings up) :rotfl:

[bigmerle1966]

Did I also mention that another bird dive bombed me in the head at the Magic Kingdom and took my icecream cookie that I just bought at the Main St. Bakery? And did I mention that it happened while everyone was lining up for the 3pm parade?? How does one recover from all this trauma :rotfl2:
(*note there was another attack listed a few postings up) :rotfl:

That bird would have tried to steal my ice cream cookie and he and I would have been wrestling in the middle of the parade. :rotfl:

[damom2daboyz]

July 2003, my family and I were in line for the Haunted Mansion and as we came upon the turnstiles I became lodged in one. Needless to say, there was an enormous line behind us (Me).

Embarrassed beyond belief, I turned my head around to face the crowd behind me and announced in a clear voice, "If you will hold on one moment there is a fat woman stuck in the turnstile. We will be back to the regularly scheduled horror in a moment."

Thankfully after my husband and son pushing I was finally able to get loose. I did receive applause.

[Toadman99]

My new bride and I were on our honeymoon at WDW. We were at MK, and DW had very fond memories of the Tiki Room as a kid, and insisted we go. I thought we had better uses of our time, but we went, and I sat through it, and afterwards started to make fun of it. Well we weren't a minute outside the attraction when I felt a "plop" on my shoulder. Sure enough, a bird had made me pay for my bad attitude with an excretory offering. Needless to say I have much greater respect for the Tiki Room now....

- Todd :rolleyes1

[Sorcerer Figment]

That bird would have tried to steal my ice cream cookie and he and I would have been wrestling in the middle of the parade. :rotfl:
I bought a churro in Frontierland and lifted it up to take a bite. :mickeybar Immediately a gull flew down and grabbed it, and we played tug of war! :earseek: He didn't get it, but after that neither did I. The person working the churro cart didn't seem surprised at all. :rolleyes2 As if I should expect to attacked by a gull! :rolleyes: At least the people waiting for the parade looked pretty amused by it... :blush:

[POB14]

We go to the front area and ask for the manager. We tell her what has happened and ask for a refund since we really didn't eat anything. She then says and I quote, "You must not be from Florida. That wasn't a roach, it was a palmetto bug."
So what were you supposed to do?

Tink: I just found a roach in my spaghetti.
Manager: That's not a roach, that's a palmetto bug.
Tink: Oh, okay then, sorry for complaining, I'll just go back to my vomit-encrusted booth and eat my Pasta Palmetto. Thanks for straightening me out, there.
Manager: No problem, we aim to please.

:earseek:

[jann1033]

July 2003, my family and I were in line for the Haunted Mansion and as we came upon the turnstiles I became lodged in one. Needless to say, there was an enormous line behind us (Me).

Embarrassed beyond belief, I turned my head around to face the crowd behind me and announced in a clear voice, "If you will hold on one moment there is a fat woman stuck in the turnstile. We will be back to the regularly scheduled horror in a moment."

Thankfully after my husband and son pushing I was finally able to get loose. I did receive applause.



:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: ! good way to handle it...i would have died of embarrassment and become one of the "Inhabitants"

[jann1033]

I bought a churro in Frontierland and lifted it up to take a bite. :mickeybar Immediately a gull flew down and grabbed it, and we played tug of war! :earseek: He didn't get it, but after that neither did I. The person working the churro cart didn't seem surprised at all. :rolleyes2 As if I should expect to attacked by a gull! :rolleyes: At least the people waiting for the parade looked pretty amused by it... :blush:


:rotfl: did you still plan of eating it , bird slobber and all????

[ElleBelle]

So what were you supposed to do?

Tink: I just found a roach in my spaghetti.
Manager: That's not a roach, that's a palmetto bug.
Tink: Oh, okay then, sorry for complaining, I'll just go back to my vomit-encrusted booth and eat my Pasta Palmetto. Thanks for straightening me out, there.
Manager: No problem, we aim to please.

:earseek:


:rotfl: :rotfl2: This has me cracking up! Thanks for the laugh! :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Disney Fool]

Slightly off-topic, but...Just returned from Disney last week in August. While my friends were on Buzz Lightyear ride, I sat down at the fastfood place across the way. I happend to look at where all the strollers were parked, and sure enough, a crow was systematically landing on each stroller, and looking into the pockets for open popcorn, or cookies, or whatever. When he found one, he cawed, and several birds came and helped themselves. I couldn't stop laughing. I tried shooing them away, but they didn't care. They were sooo sneaky; if I turned my head away, or got disdtracted, they pounced on the stroller. It was hysterical. I, too, have had my problems with birds. (not that I'm a bird-hater, I own a very spoiled canary!) Once, at MK, in Adventureland, behind the Hall of Presidents, I had just purchased a hot dog, and open the bun to put mustard on it, and a giant seagull swooped down and took the hot dog!!! I was left standing there staring at an empty bun! Another time, at the Polynesian resort, the crows took off with a bathing suit top which was drying on the patio. I hope they enjoyed it. :confused3

[threeboysmom]

We just got back :( Anyways, after we had all buckled ourselves into the elevator on Tower of Terror and the doors closed, a woman in front of us quietly asks her boyfriend/husband, "Is this a ride?" The man answers yes and leaves it at that! I'm thinking to myself, "Oh yeah, lady, this is a ride all right! Hold onto your seat!" :) :) :) I wish I could have seen her face after the first drop!

How can people get on a ride, especially one like TOT, and not know what it is???!!

[bigmerle1966]

When we were at WDW in June at the MK where the Turkey Leg cart is near BTMR, there were lots of birds hanging around.

[Tink522]

So what were you supposed to do?

Tink: I just found a roach in my spaghetti.
Manager: That's not a roach, that's a palmetto bug.
Tink: Oh, okay then, sorry for complaining, I'll just go back to my vomit-encrusted booth and eat my Pasta Palmetto. Thanks for straightening me out, there.
Manager: No problem, we aim to please.

:earseek:


Now there's water all over my monitor!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl2:

Seriously though, thanks for making me feel better about a bad bad memory!!! :banana:

[londonpenguin]

Overheard last week at POFQ: "Mom, when are we going to Florida?"

Another comment that made me laugh hysterically (it was late, I was hot and tired, and I just sort of got the giggles) was said by my BF while waiting in line for Soarin'. I noticed at the front of the line a lady in a wheelchair who had a lovely black lab wearing Mickey ears. We had seen the lady and the dog earlier in the day outside Journey into Imagination (the dog had his picture taken with Figment ... the dog didn't bat an eye when his leash was taken by a giant purple dragon-dinosaur thing), and I pointed them out to BF, "Look, there's the dog with the Mickey ears again!"

"Hunh," said BF. "I don't think a dog wants to go soaring over California." :rotfl: :rotfl:

(Okay, I'm sure you had to be there for it to be funny, but I laughed like a drain for about five minutes.)

[mathgeek]

It's funny how some people don't know what ToT is. We were on a bus going past MGM, and a woman behind us said "Wow, look at that nice hotel. Maybe we should stay there sometime," pointing at ToT. The other woman with her agreed with her and said "Yes, Disney just keeps on building more hotels." Oh my.

[maliboomer]

I haven't heard it, but I'm constantly worried someone will be confused by the Soarin' queue entrance. Since it says 'Next Departure' instead of 'Standby Line' then the queue time people might go away, come back in an hour, an expect to walk on, see the sign hasn't changed, just increased, thinking they missed the 'show' and repeat the cycle.
I don't think it will happen, but it seems quite logical!

[DisneyMom5]

Another one that my dd overheard:
While getting ready to board Soarin', when the guy (who does Kronk) comes on the screen the people in front of dd said "Hey, isn't that the waiter we saw at the restaurant?"
:confused3
Man, I didn't know he needed the work. LOL

[mattsdragon]

most of the best quotes are usually mothers yelling at children. I just find it entertaining because I don't have kids yet.

[Lynn4Mel]

For anyone who is going the last week of October..... If you happen to run into this family you may hear some good ones coming out of my mouth or DD12's mouth :rotfl2:

[frogmommy]

OMG, I just found this thread. I'm tempted to read all 65 pages of it right now. Too funny. :rotfl:

[SimbaNoodle]

It was my dd first trip. She was 2 in 1996 and we were staying at the Disney Institute. We arrived late and Nicole become obsessed with one of the lighted fountains in one of the lakes. We get here inside and asleep and on the next morning on the way to mk, Nicole looks at the fountain and say bye bye disney, I love you. :love:

Now she's 11 and disney is still her favorite place.

[miksad]

Hi, All!

Just a word of gratitude to all of you who sent in your comments to this thread! I've been coming back every day when I get a chance at work, and they have had me laughing at my desk and have made the day go so much better!

Going down in late January - and cannot wait. This time I'll have my ears open for gems like these. Thanks again! :earboy2:

[PrincessLindy]

A father obviously clueless about Disney was taking pictures of the kids with the villians. He asked his daughter to go stand with that witch and her husband. It was Maleficent and Captain Hook. Maleficent looked at him and said "He is not my husband." My husband and I were dying laughing at her expression. The dad then asked the mom while walking away why she was so rude.

[MOMOFMNM]

I was walking by what I assume is a suite at the Poly, not sure never been in one but there was a couple ladies walking by and looked into the room and said
"oh look, those rooms in that building have kitchens!"

It was funny and I was thinking,

you can have one too for 2000 a night!!

[MickeyNicki]

A few years ago we went to Epcot with some friends...we were in the Energy Universe Ellen Degeneres ....the large cars that enter from the right and move all the way down to the left....one way in one way out thing. Well she fell asleep (as you know the ride is long) and when it was time to get off the ride she was impatient and hopped over the none opening side....did not quiet get herself over it and we heard a huge BOOM! The platform shook...I turn around and there she is spread eagle flat out on her backside laughing....as was every one else!

Another funny.....waiting in line for a ride, an English family had 2 whiney kids. The mother turned to the son and said I am tired of your mouth, would you please just shut it!

Another trip with close friends, I was taking pictures with disposable cameras like crazy for my Disney album and when I was getting a bottle of water my best friend thought it would be funny to have our husbands put on the hats and hug the characters...but she did not tell me so when I developed the film imagine my surprise!

[lewdyan1]

This weekend we were waiting in oine in Innoventions for the Disney Visa meet and greet. After about 10 minutes in line, the two women behind me asked "What is this line waiting for?" *Thinks to self* Hello, you've been standing here for ten minutes and you don't know what you are wiaitng for?

[MickeyNicki]

People next to us on the monorail were trying to figure out MK, where things were located without a map, my DH overheard them and helped them out....they asked him how he could navigate without a map and I said he knows where the rides are by what food stand is the closest to it!

[SyracuseWolvrine]

Overheard while standing near on the "bridge" between FW and WS at Epcot, while exiting the park mid-afternoon, staring straight at Spaceship Earth, with the big "Epcot" sign on it: "Ok, now we need to get on the monorail and go to Epcot"

[Carol1973]

On the ME bus on the way back to the airport a father was explaining to his little girl that they were flying that day from Florida to Ohio. The little girl says, "We're in Florida?" How cute. She'd probably been in Florida for a week!

Also on the same bus when a little boy was boarding carrying a large backpack he said, "Could this be any heavier?" Such a funny comment from such a little guy.

[tinkerbellchick52]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! :rotfl: We wont let her forget that one!!!! :rolleyes1

[jann1033]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! :rotfl: We wont let her forget that one!!!! :rolleyes1


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[YepsenCP]

Working at the MK Autoplaza.. A man drove through, leaned out of his window, looked desperatly at me and with a thick accident proclaimed:
"Aye, I'm from Scotland and I'm lost!"

I'm sure you would have had to have been there to find that as funny as I do, but it was really funny.

[ksdave]

A friend of mine, while eating at the restaurant in China: "Meow".

[Irishmommyof4]

Same day again (that was an eventful day!) We were riding Haunted Mansion and we get to the beginning of the ballroom part when the doom buggies move sideways so they're all side by side. Well my cousin's husband decided, I guess, that he wanted to try and scare me so he reached over to grab me but it was dark and he couldn't tell what he was reaching for then yells, loud enough for anybody within a few doom buggies on either side to hear, "oh my god! did I just grab your chest!?" I started cracking up, "no, that was my arm." He had a true look of horror on his face at the thought that he had just felt up his wife's cousin at Disney World, LOL! I can't imagine what people who overheard that thought.
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oh
my
goodness
Thereare literally tears streaming down my face. :rotfl:

[Family Fun Mom]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! :rotfl: We wont let her forget that one!!!! :rolleyes1

That is priceless! :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Family Fun Mom]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

[PrincessLindy]

Bump, I need to finish reading this, it is too funny. :rotfl2:

[Shasta]

For me it was more of an observation than what someone said. I watched people all day long walking like Zombies with no smiles trying to get from point A to Point B on time. Then something magic happened, someone pulled out a camera and everone smiled for the picture and then went right back to the same bla face they had moments before.

If you watched them all day, you'd think they had a terrible time. If you looked at thier pictures, you'd think they were having a ball! :rotfl2:

[leighe]

My funniest moment is only funny now, in hindsight, because everyone is okay.

We were eating at the Concourse Steakhouse for my dh's birthday. It was about our 5th day at the World and the pace was wearing on us all (me, dh and three kiddos). So, despite wanting Daddy to have a good birthday, we were all a bit cranky. Our food arrived and we were quietly eating when our three year old son starts to choke on his steak. He was making very loud vomit-like, gagging sounds and the whole restaurant is staring as he lets out a huge "BLLLLLAAAAAAACH" and basically pukes his steak into my hands. We all sit back down breathing sighs of relief and nervous "thank God he's okay" giggles, while giving the other patrons apologetic looks.

I am not kidding, not even 30 seconds later our seven year old son starts choking on his darn steak, too! All over again it is loud gagging sounds followed by a huge belchlike ralph and out pops his steak. Both of these loud dramatic chokings are within one minute. I look around and every eye in the place is on us, and I notice a lady at the next table is quietly gagging into her napkin at the sight of the chewed up cow in my hands.

Dh's face is burning with embarrassment, and I start to get what is referred to as the "Church Giggles". DH says to me "it's not funny" and I giggle harder. He says again "This is not funny" and the flood breaks. I start laughing so hard I cannot breathe and my stomach cramps. I really was mortified, but if you cannot laugh in those situations you will just go crazy. Needless to say we got the heck out of there pretty quick. No lingering over dessert at that meal.

Happy Birthday Daddy!

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I would have been giggling too. That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!

[pugslee]

My grandfather,grandmother,mom dad and sister went to WDW for our first time in May. My dad and I went on ToT twice. The second time my grandmother decided to go with us. Directly after th mini-movie she says (more like screamsso everyone can hear her) " Wow Meghan! That wasn't scary at all. I might even think about going on it again. So where do we get out?? As soon as our elevator starts rising (slowly) everyone had to plug there ears. That was the loudest girly scream i had ever heard!!!! :rotfl: We wont let her forget that one!!!! :rolleyes1

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[Otter49]

This is as direct a quote as I can recall from about 9 months ago and we're still wondering how people like this make it through life at all.

Took the bus from AKL to AK, got off and were walking to the entrance behind a pretty ordinary looking 30'ish couple.

He was explaining to her that "This is Disneyland, I think DisneyWorld is in California.........or somewhere".

How's this even possible?

[deltachi8]

Heres the setting...
We're at the M.K. Its getting close to the 3pm parade and the streets/sidewalks are lined with people. We went to Main St. Bakery to get an afternoon snack, my favorite.. Icecream between 2 freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!!hmm... oh, yeah..back to the story..
Because the sidewalks are packed, and there is no parade yet, we are walking back up main st toward the castle. My sister asks me for a bite of my heavenly icecream cookie, and as I have my two hands on it passing it to her walking beside, me a seagull comes up and takes it away!!! Everyone was hysterical!!! They had just seen us coming out of the bakery! :sad1: :laughing:

DS (8) had a bird swoope in and steal his chicken nugget from his hand at the Electric Umbrella at Epcot. He was furious and named the bird "Stealer Jr." (as he must have been named after his father who taught him how to steal chicken nuggets from unsuspecting 8 year old children).

When we went back a a few months later, DS decided it was best to eat indoors just in case Stealer Jr was around.

[Simba's Mom]

I just remembered another one. I was in the ladies' room on a cold January day. It was pouring outside, besides being cold-just plain miserable weather. This little girl turned to her mother and asked "How come I haven't seen Mickey and Minnie outside today?" Obviously she expected them to be like the US Postal Service-"Neither rain...." Everyone burst out laughing.

[Embel]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?" :rotfl2:

[Earstou]

We were on the beginning of POTC, having just entered the caverns with the skeletons when the teenage boy behind me says "Hey Dad, is this just like Peter Pan?"

When I was planning my last trip, my DD said she wanted to spend a day seeing the REAL Florida. So I looked into an airboat ride. When I was telling her about it, she said, "No, I meant going shopping."

[daisax]

At next table at Prime Time Cafe:

Waiter: "Hello, Princess!"
Girl: "I'm not a Princess, I'm a Power Ranger!"

God love him, the rest of the meal he kept asking how the Power Ranger liked her food, if the Power Ranger was ready to order dessert, etc.

[liamsaunt]

Many moons ago, my sister and I, ages 15 and 17 at the time, went to lunch together at Cinderella's Royal Table (then called King Stefan's banquet hall I think). We were seated next to a family with a boy around our age. They finished their meal first. The parents walked out, but the boy turned around, came back to our table, bowed low with a flourish, and said: "It has been a pleasure dining in such close proximity to you." Then he just walked away! We were speechless. To this day, if one of us says that phrase, we laugh hysterically.

[Christopher Robin]

"No, you can NOT have a light saber!"

(Star Tours Gift Shop, 21 SEP 05.)

[Ride Junkie]

I think my DH and I are a little too manic about Disney. When we hear someone call something (a ride, show, etc.) by the wrong name, we just look at each other and grin. Like when they call ITTBAB "Bug's Life", or DD "Disney town", or HISTA "Honey I Shrunk the Kids". Or when people have their info totally wrong. Someone tried to tell me that they rode the Matterhorn at WDW. Uh, no you didn't. We even heard someone refer to Cirque du Soleil as "Olay". I guess we're just Disney snobs!

[bride03]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?" :rotfl2:

That's hilarious.

I have one, we were standing in line at Mission Space December of 2003 (on our honeymoon). We stood in line, I kid you not, for 2 1/2 hours. I was ticked. My new husband and I spend just about the whole time casting eachother evil looks because I didn't want to be in line for that long and he just HAD to ride the stupid ride. Each time we snaked along, he said "see, here we are moving along, we should be the next ones. Then we would snake around ANOTHER corner and see the line was even longer. The night before this was a long one. It was New Years and we stayed up and there were all sorts of things going on. One of the stages with the "party" on it had people drinking and saying stupid things in the microphone and some couple even got married. Back to standing in line, finally I decided to have my words with my husband and the couple behind us asks..."Are you the two that got married onstage last night?" I guess they thought we were the drunk ones that got married and we realized our mistake in the Mission Space line! :bride:

[Family Fun Mom]

At next table at Prime Time Cafe:

Waiter: "Hello, Princess!"
Girl: "I'm not a Princess, I'm a Power Ranger!"

God love him, the rest of the meal he kept asking how the Power Ranger liked her food, if the Power Ranger was ready to order dessert, etc.


How cute is that? Adorable!

[WDWNJ]

A few years back we were walking around Typhoon Lagoon and we came up on a family walking the same direction. As we get along side, the young teenage daughter who is trailing her family says "where are we going?" and then imediately blurts out "JUST A QUESTION!" I imagine she has had her head bit off more than once for whining or whatever and just needed to explain that she was truly interested in where they were going next...... We snickered pretty good about it.

To this day whenever we ask a question that doesn't sound quite right, we always yell "Just a question!"

[monkeygirl]

Last year in Epcot, my DW and I were eating and drinking our way around the WS during F&WF. I asked her where she wanted to go next and she said "Let's go on the Viking ride in Norwegia". Choking on my 1/2 yard of beer, I asked "Where??" She started to reply, "Norwegia", but then realized what she was saying and corrected it to Norway. She was thinking "Norwegian" and it kind of came out wrong, I guess.

This is the same person that named the presidents on Mt. Rushmore as Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln and George Jefferson! Of course, she corrected herself quickly, but the damage was done! George and Weezy are movin' on up!

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Haa haa haa haa!!!!! I love it!! That is something that would come out of my sister's mouth!! Those things just make my day. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Belle Amy]

An older couple sitting behind my fiance and I in the boat...

"Did this ride come out before or after the movie??"

Then later, before we got off the ride...

"I didn't see Captain Jack Sparrow, did you??"

I giggled so hard....