Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[loonieroonie]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried. :rotfl2:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried. :rotfl2:

WEllllll??? Did they???????


hehehehehe

(que: Sir Mix A Lot: ...I Like BIG....)

[Pollito916]

My mom says a lot of funny things without realizing that she has done so. During our first trip to WDW my mom and I were shopping on Main Street. My mom loves to collect figurines, especially of ducks, and noticed some lovely ones on display. We are Egyptian and the plural for ducks in Arabic is pronounced Butt. When my mom saw the ducks she exclaimed loudly, "OOh, Look at my butt, my butt!" She always mixes Arabic and English words and this was too much for me. I was laughing so hard I cried. :rotfl2:

That is too funny! :rotfl2: DH & I do the same with English & Spanish, but I don't think we've ever said anything quite that bad!

[Pollito916]

(que: Sir Mix A Lot: ...I Like BIG....)

Best.

Song.

Ever.

:banana: :banana: :banana:

And I love your tags!

[wise king mickey]

Didn't hear this one, but saw it.

As my party-- DD early 50's, DM late 40's, and DS 16-- wer being directed to the Mickey and Friends parking structure, suddenly we realize that there's a white sub-compact a few cars behind us. The driver apparently decided they would cross the cones and park in the wide open Pinnochio lot, where no one else was (because the area was cordoned off, of course.) We were driving, so all we caught was this glimpse of a little white car steaming along into an empty parking lot.

We spent all day laughing about this one, usually in the context of a Gumby Brothers sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus":

"I DUN'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING! AAAAAAH!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Garfieldo]

My Dad gets motion sickness very easily, so he refused to go on anything even resembling a thrill ride. So, I took him on to Pooh since I was sure it was a dark ride. Well, apparently I hadn't done enough research, so when we start bouncing my dad starts raving "You promised we weren't going to fly around!"

Then when we got off he said "I can't believe you coaxed me onto Pooh in an attempt to undermine my lunch!"

[Mrs.Toad]

:lmao: It took me a second to get it!

I still don't get it. :confused3 :guilty:

Can someone spell it out for me? :upsidedow

[UrsulasShadow]

It's kind of funny to ask someone if they have their park pass AFTER they're INSIDE the park...

[Mrs.Toad]

It's kind of funny to ask someone if they have their park pass AFTER they're INSIDE the park...
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: OMG!! How did I miss that???!!!! :blush: :lmao: :lmao:

[MuseumMouse]

Love this thread!

A couple we heard last week during our trip that stuck with us:

While on the Great Movie Ride, a kid asked, "Mom, are these REAL robots?" :rotfl:

And my favorite, which we repeated over and over and giggled every time:

As we were on a bus to somewhere, we could see the Swan and Dolphin resorts behind the trees. A guy on our bus said, "Look, there's the hotel with the big fish on top of it. That must be the Swan." :lmao:

[xnascar2x]

Bump!

[Philagoofy]

Woman talking to the young lady cast member in the "Beatles" store at UK, EPCOT: "How long have you been in this country?" In a British accent, the CM replies "three months". Guest says in wonderment, "Wow, three months, you must have studied hard before you came here, you speak our language so well". "Mom" says daughter, "they speak English in England".

At the end of the ride, man to wife in seats behind us on Test Track, "This is like driving with your mother but not as scary or dangerous".

[catne]

we were at Epcot for evening EMH and headed to Norway to ride Maelstrom

Anyway, a lady with a small group of adults in front of us asks the very nice CM what kind of a "deal" was this. The CM replies "this is a family boat ride depicting the people and story of Norway." The lady says "a boat ride, an actual boat ride like on the water?" The CM replies, "yes, but it's not a thrill ride just a gentle float." The lady says "but how can you see anything, it's dark outside?" The CM replies, "this is an indoor boat ride, ma'm." But the lady turns to her companions and says "Ya gotta be kidding, what a waste - this is supposed to be a ride you can do during extra hours but what's the point of a boat ride in the dark?"

And they left. How the CM's keep a straight face at these kind of people, I'll never know. I'd be laughing out loud:dance3:

[pkondz]

At the end of the ride, man to wife in seats behind us on Test Track, "This is like driving with your mother but not as scary or dangerous".

:lmao: I know the feeling!!

[Disneyfreak508]

Best Thread Ever.

Well, I have a few stories.

1) In 2004, I was with my little cousin, my nana, and my mom in Epcot. My cousin and I are going crazy at this point.. and my cousin gets a weird idea to call me "chung chung." So, we're walking out of Epcot to go to the MK, and my cousin went up to atleast 5 different guests saying "HELLO HER NAME IS CHUNG CHUNG!!" Then we got onto the monorail, and there's this young boy, and she goes "HI! HER NAME IS CHUNG CHUNG!" And the boy goes, "uh.. no hable ingles. que?" Hahaha

2) Same trip-- we're all on spaceship earth. My mom and Nana are sitting in front of my cousin and me. Now, my nana is the sweetest person and hardly ever gets annoyed with anyone. So, my mom is telling her "I'm hungry. I don't know where we should eat tonight. I'm really getting hungry!" And my nana looks over her and goes "Put your head back and Shut up!" We still use that line today.

3) Same trip-- we're eating at the polynesian restaurant for breakfast one morning, and goofy came to my table. We were pretty excited. My cousin gave goofy a hug, we took a picture and such. Then, afterwords, my mom and my nana were like "Was goofy pregnant?!" His belly was really huge! We had a huge joke about that the whole trip. haha

4) We just went to Disney in August with my best friend, my mom, my dad and my brother. My best friend has never been to WDW before and we took her to the crystal palace for a character meal. Well, we walk out of the women's room, talking about something. She heads towards the men's room with her hand on the handle. I'm like "NO! Jessie Don't go in there!!" She's like what..? And then I pointed to the sign.. and we couldn't stop laughing. The whole time there is this random guy staring at us thinking we were insane. It was so embarassing.

[BrettS]

I was at Epcot with my cousin a few weeks ago and she kept talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom. Apparently somehow Norway and Maelstrom got merged and turned into a department store in her mind;)

[MyGoofy26]

We were in line for BTMRR. There was a group that ended up next to us when the line stopped for a minute and I couldn't help but overhear this one guy. He was telling the rest of the group that after they finished, they had to go meet a couple people over in "Fairyland."

If that wasn't bad enough, he immediately corrected himself. "Fairytown."

:rotfl2:

[ntsammy5]

talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom.

I actually like that name! :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

A few weeks ago as we were leaving Animal Kingdom...

"Come on lets got to Hollywood Video and ride some more rides."

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[micknpluto]

I was at Epcot with my cousin a few weeks ago and she kept talking about how she wanted to go to the world showcase and ride Nordstrom. Apparently somehow Norway and Maelstrom got merged and turned into a department store in her mind;)

thats awesome! lol

[HonnyDipp]

:lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl:

[Disney_Angel]

We were in line for BTMRR. There was a group that ended up next to us when the line stopped for a minute and I couldn't help but overhear this one guy. He was telling the rest of the group that after they finished, they had to go meet a couple people over in "Fairyland."

If that wasn't bad enough, he immediately corrected himself. "Fairytown."

:rotfl2:

:lmao:

[gk90]

LOL...watch out for Nordstrom, that could be a wild ride! :lmao:

That one and "Fairytown":rotfl: remind me of one that's not as good but still made me chuckle--we were waiting in line for Fantasmic and a man asked us "Is this the line for Fantasmo?" He knew that that didn't sound right so he corrected himself: "I guess I mean Fantasticmo..."

[paulasillars]

We were at DTD at the beginning of September and outside WoD where a couple of fairy godmothers from the BBB were sprinkling pixie dust into children's hair (and a few adults too).

A short while later we were browsing in WoD and I overheard someone say "are you ok?" and the reply from the friend was a very grumpy "I've got %#@%ing pixie dust in my eyes".

I had to walk away very fast as it just struck me as hilarious!

[dizzi]

It never ceases to amaze me how people can go to WDW so uninformed.

We only leave abotu 3 hours away and my DD was going to WDW with a friend for her friends bday and I actually ended up asking the friends mom on about 3 seperate occasions (Thinking i might get a better answer).....Which park are you going to? But the answer was the same each time WALT DISNEY WORLD.

And later in the last conversation Her Dh told us they were goign back to WDW to do Halloween Horror Nights in October. (Which is in Universal)

:confused3 :confused3 :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Goofy4Disney!]

We were on the Monorail, heading to Epcot and two teenage couples got on. They were talking about how "this Epcot place is mostly for adults". As we approached Epcot one of the girls said to the other three (now you have to imagine this exactly how it was said....with her snapping her gum and twirling her hair)..."so like, is everything inside that ball?"

[hackettdude]

well I have a few funny stories from august 08 :D
well my 5 year old cousin always suceeds to amuse me.
we wanted him to go on HM so we told him this ride had no name. Being dark he heard all the wolf noises and saw all the gravestones. After around 10 minutes of being in his fathers arms he piped up with a whine " this is the haunted mansion, isn't it daddy?" and everybody around us laughed :rotfl: it was pretty funny at the time
He was also queing for the tower of terror and when we were on, we were dropping and he turned around and said to me " so how did those people die " not even worrying about the drops. Well i found them amusing ;)

[Buzz Litebeer]

We were on the Monorail, heading to Epcot and two teenage couples got on. They were talking about how "this Epcot place is mostly for adults". As we approached Epcot one of the girls said to the other three (now you have to imagine this exactly how it was said....with her snapping her gum and twirling her hair)..."so like, is everything inside that ball?"
I heard much the same thing a year or so ago.

As our Monorail circled Future World, one teenage girl exclaimed, "Oh, I thought everything was all in that big ball!"

[doconeill]

I'll admit, when I heard about EPCOT originally, and saw pictures and previews, I thought that there was supposed to be a prototype city/community inside the ball...

I half expected this to be posted already...just this evening we went over to the World Showcase, and went in to the Impressions de France movie. When the cast member gave a brief talk at the front of the theater, she ended (with a thick French accent - I had trouble understanding when she was speaking French and when she was speaking English) with something like, "Since this is a French theater, French kissing is allowed."

Our 8-year-old DD pipes up and says, "French what?" DW responds, "Never mind." Everyone around us starting giggling, and one woman behind DW taps her on the shoulder and says, "Do you want to leave now?"

[Piglets Mommy]

I'm so glad I found this thread again! I needed a good laugh today! Bumping for more!

[MinnesotaChill]

Last week we were finishing up our wine tastings at Epcot. We were thinking about where to have dinner and my sister said,

"How about if we go to sushi and eat some Polynesians?"

More wine, anyone?

[MariDisney]

I was sitting on a bech in Epcot last week watching a family studying the map carefully and remarking how crazy it was that Disney didn't think to put "Mission Impossible" on the map. How is anyone supposed to find it?

[goofygrl4]

Two of my favorites:

- A woman approaching the Haunted Mansion with her family "Oh, let's go in the Wax Museum!"

- A woman on a cell phone by the pool at the Poly, in a very loud voice, "Just meet us in front of Pirates of Penzance"

that lady was probably my mom! My brother was in that opera and now thats what we catch her saying a lot! Even if not that is too funny to read that!

[BrettS]

The other night my wife and I had just spent the day at the magic kingdom with my brother and his fiance. It was about 10:30 and we were dead tired so my wife an I were sittiing on a bench while we were waiting for the other two to finish shopping. Out of nowhere this 10 or 11 year boy comes up and draws his pirate sword, points it at my wife and says "en garde". She was rather tired and didn't really know what to say, so she just stared at him. He swiped his sword around a bit in front of her, then gritted his teeth and growled "You fight like my sister", then he turned away and yelled back over his shoulder in a very cheerful voice, "But that's a compliment"... and then he ran off.

[Shyvioletisme]

The other night my wife and I had just spent the day at the magic kingdom with my brother and his fiance. It was about 10:30 and we were dead tired so my wife an I were sittiing on a bench while we were waiting for the other two to finish shopping. Out of nowhere this 10 or 11 year boy comes up and draws his pirate sword, points it at my wife and says "en garde". She was rather tired and didn't really know what to say, so she just stared at him. He swiped his sword around a bit in front of her, then gritted his teeth and growled "You fight like my sister", then he turned away and yelled back over his shoulder in a very cheerful voice, "But that's a compliment"... and then he ran off.

That is too cute!!!

[Shyvioletisme]

oops double post.

[puzzles]

We were at Disneyland yesterday. We were on the Disney Railroad, going for a relaxing trip around the park. At one stop there was a family getting on the train. A dad holding a baby, a boy about 2, and the mom. The dad took the kids and was getting on. The mom was folding up the stroller just inside the ride queue. So the Railroad conducter annouces that our next stop will be Tomorrowland. The little boy starts screaming, crying...

Finally he says "I dont want to go to tomorrow without Mommy".

It was so cute :)

[sparkyboy]

This is a great thread and I've really enjoyed reading these posts-having humor keeps me going.
DH and I were there in early Sept. with our twin 4 year old grandbabies. The night that we did the Halloween party, I had promised our grandson that we would be gone before the fireworks started as he is petrified of the loud bangs and noises. DGD and I were waiting at our meeting point for DH and DGS but fireworks had already started as they were riding the race cars. Suddenly I see the two of them walking as fast as they can and I can tell he is really frightened. When we returned to our room, I asked him if he was a little scared. He looked at me and said, "No, Nana, I be BIG Scared".

Secondly, we took the ferry boat back to WL one afternoon, and got caught in a downpour and literally got soaked getting from the launch back to the lodge. The other day we had a small storm blow up here in Iowa, and they both said, "Is This Another Soaker".

[hungrygreenhippo]

We were eating lunch at the Crystal Palace and there was a young Asian couple at the table next to us. Tigger had already passed their table while the girl was at the buffet. When she returned and saw that Tigger was leaving the area, she called out "Tiger, Tiger" which I thought was hilarious. Even better, Tigger didn't hear her - or else he decided not to answer to the name "Tiger". ;) I'm still not sure whether it was a language issue and she just didn't know the correct way to pronounce Tigger, or if she didn't know the characters and thought we were eating with "Bear", "Pig", "Donkey", and "Tiger".

[hungrygreenhippo]

We were at DTD at the beginning of September and outside WoD where a couple of fairy godmothers from the BBB were sprinkling pixie dust into children's hair (and a few adults too).

A short while later we were browsing in WoD and I overheard someone say "are you ok?" and the reply from the friend was a very grumpy "I've got %#@%ing pixie dust in my eyes".

I had to walk away very fast as it just struck me as hilarious!

:rotfl:

IMO, one of the best lines on this thread!

[karajeboo]

Just got back from a day trip to AK a couple of weeks ago. While standing in the standby line for EE, a family behind us with children I'll call "Biff" and "Muffy" (the only thing they needed were sweaters tied around their necks!) were proclaiming loudly that Fast Passes were a waste of time for such short rides. "I mean seriously, Mother, why would you waste a fast pass when the ride is only 2 minutes?" And you must hear them in your best Thurston Howell III impressions!!! :rotfl2: They didn't realize, apparently, that fast passes cut your WAIT time, not your RIDE time!

[hackettdude]

Probably the reactions to my parties photo on splash mountain :P
EDIT: Found the pic :D
All of my party are at the front of the boat, me being at the right ;) :D
http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=001zu8.jpg

[MyGoofy26]

Walking past the docks at the MK to the buses we hear the announcement to those on the boat, "Thanks for riding the General Joe Potter. . . no relation to Harry."

[julie007]

Probably the reactions to my parties photo on splash mountain :P
EDIT: Found the pic :D
All of my party are at the front of the boat, me being at the right ;) :D
http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=001zu8.jpg

Hackett - This is too funny. I have had a bad day today and this made me smile. The little guy in the middle is priceless.:goodvibes

[sunny_stace]

Probably the reactions to my parties photo on splash mountain :P
EDIT: Found the pic :D
All of my party are at the front of the boat, me being at the right ;) :D
http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=001zu8.jpg

I like the guy in the very last row on the left! He looks like he's having his leg ripped off or something! :scared1:

[hackettdude]

Hackett - This is too funny. I have had a bad day today and this made me smile. The little guy in the middle is priceless.:goodvibes
Hehe, glad I could help. And the little guy in the middle - my cousin. Such a dare devil but always manages to get that face on every ride photo :rotfl:

[BriarRose04]

ok, to preface this story you must understand that dh and i (both in our 20s) are at the mental age of about 10. so we head over to tsi because we have never been there before. we go through the caves and head to the fort, having a blast! we play with the toy guns, run around all that good stuff. then we see a door marked "Powder Room" and dh says "oooh! lets go in there!" we are both thinking "ammunition room". we run for the door, but as soon as he reaches for the handle, it clicks in my head what this room really is. i scream in what seems like slow motion "nooooooooooooo!!!" he stops with the door already half way open, looks at me with a mixture of horror and amusement, and we make a run for it!!! we laughed so hard! needless to say i now know where to go if i have to use the restroom on Tom Sawyer Island!

[hackettdude]

Thought of another -
We were just coming off soarin and I could just hear a kid around 15-16 say " wow, that ride was great. But it would be even better if like a golf ball did shoot out when that guy hit it " I do not understand some people :|

[Tinkerbell Teen]

Alright... we have so many moments but the funniest one had to be on Haunted Mansion on our April '07 trip.

My mom and I are the kind of people who will occasionally stir things up if we feel a little crazy. So, we were going on the Haunted Mansion. As most of you will know, the CMs on this ride are very grim and never smile, no matter how hard you try to break them. So on that particular day, we went through the lineup, giving big, cheesy grins and waves and saying 'HI! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!!' as we went along. At the loading station, I said to the guy who was supervising, 'THANK YOU, AND HAVE A FANTASTIC AND MAGICAL DAY!' with a huge grin. As we were turned around in our carts, we were laughing at our craziness. All of a sudden, the CM hits the back of our cart, it shook and he yelled 'WHAT'S SO FUNNY' and I screamed so loud and jumped into the air. Needless to say, my mom has never let me forget that- and we'll think twice before stirring it up at HM again!:laughing:

[doodlesmommy]

I think the funniest thing I've ever heard came out of my husband's mouth. We were at one of the parks in April and it started to rain. I had the rain cover over the stroller and was putting a bag of something I purchased from the gift shop and my camera back on the hook underneath the cover. My DH announced, "you're such a good hooker". I looked at him in horror and we both started laughing. It certainly didn't sound like that in his head I'm sure. :rotfl:

[Disney1976]

I was at the Food and Wine Festival on Saturday and standing in line behind a couple waiting to be served. The woman was begging her boyfriend/fiance/husband to go on Spaceship Earth, that she really wanted to see it, etc. His reply? "I know you really want to go on it honey, I just need to be really drunk before I can ride that." :rotfl:

[ntsammy5]

"I know you really want to go on it honey, I just need to be really drunk before I can ride that." :rotfl:

Sounds like my kinda guy! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[*Seanaci*]

ROFLMAO!!! That is probably the best line I've ever heard. :D

[Nalla]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: OMG!! How did I miss that???!!!! :blush: :lmao: :lmao:

Wow... yeah... I missed that too. :) To me it seems logical to ask if someone has their park pass while in the park. I lose things... a lot.

[thomasclan85]

I think the funniest thing I've ever heard came out of my husband's mouth. We were at one of the parks in April and it started to rain. I had the rain cover over the stroller and was putting a bag of something I purchased from the gift shop and my camera back on the hook underneath the cover. My DH announced, "you're such a good hooker". I looked at him in horror and we both started laughing. It certainly didn't sound like that in his head I'm sure. :rotfl:

:lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl: Sounds like something my DH would say. :goodvibes

[littlelaura]

i was over by RnR at HS with my cousin and DS6. We were waiting for my Dh to ride RnR. I asked my Ds what he wanted to do next. He asked if we could go to the Car Stunt show. Unfortunately, he pronounced it slightly wrong; and ended up asking to go and see the 'star **** show'. I was soooo embarrased, as i'm sure some nearby people heard him.

[orangekid13]

aww he just got his mords wixed

[SheaBear]

I guess my funniest thing I've heard was between my cousin and another guest at MK. We were standing by the famous Walt and Mickey statue after eatting a wonderful meal at Crystal Palace.

I was talking to my cousin when she suddenly had to belch. Instead of her belching in my face she turned around to let it out, not realizing another guest was standing right behind her. She belched right in her face.

We stoof there horrified till, the woman bursted out in laughter and gave my cousin a 10 rating on her belch. :rotfl:

I'm just glad the guest had a sense of humor about the situation.

[dakjoskaimiksmom]

My oldest ds (6 at the time), my dad (48 at the time), and me (28 at the time) went to Sci Fi to eat a late lunch. When we were being seated, my ds sat in the "front seat", so my dad and I sat in the back. Our server came over, all smiles, and said, "No messing around in the back seat now!" :scared:

UGH!

I got out and sat in the front with ds.

[bayleebugs_mom]

I posted this somewhere else but it fits here...

While waiting in line for Dumbo there was a couple behind me. The man looks at the woman, points to the castle and says "look you can see the Magic Kingdom from here."

the highlight of my trip, however, was when we got on Dumbo and we started going up and my DD looked at me with the biggest smile in the world on her face and said, "Mom this place really is magic!"

I knew right then we would be back!

[rockonthemoon]

We were in Disneyland in Sept, and Curella DeVil was out in the first part of Main St. I really wanted to see her, but settled for taking a few pics of her from a short distance.

There was a man with his wife and daughter there, and the father was wearing black socks up to his mid shin with sandles, shorts, a hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack, complete with a goofy hat on. His daughter was wearing one of the princess dresses, but had a fake fur wrap thing on her shoulders.

He was getting his daughter to pose, when Cruella says to the little girl, "How many puppies did you have to kill to make that?" The little girl looks at her horrified and without missing a beat, Curella says, "Maybe you should kill a few more and make your father something decent to wear."

The little girl looks stunned, and the mother starts cracking up. Curella looks at her sympathetically. "Oh, Darling, it's so sad when they let themselves go."

BEST CURELLA EVER.

[thomasclan85]

We were in Disneyland in Sept, and Curella DeVil was out in the first part of Main St. I really wanted to see her, but settled for taking a few pics of her from a short distance.

There was a man with his wife and daughter there, and the father was wearing black socks up to his mid shin with sandles, shorts, a hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack, complete with a goofy hat on. His daughter was wearing one of the princess dresses, but had a fake fur wrap thing on her shoulders.

He was getting his daughter to pose, when Cruella says to the little girl, "How many puppies did you have to kill to make that?" The little girl looks at her horrified and without missing a beat, Curella says, "Maybe you should kill a few more and make your father something decent to wear."

The little girl looks stunned, and the mother starts cracking up. Curella looks at her sympathetically. "Oh, Darling, it's so sad when they let themselves go."

BEST CURELLA EVER.

I love it!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[KimR]

My DDs were swimming at SAB and overheard this kid say 'Hey, Mom, did you know that when you swim the fat in your legs jiggles?' :rotfl2:

[TroyE]

Woof....man that is hilarious. I almost fell out of my chair just thinking about this kid.

My DDs were swimming at SAB and overheard this kid say 'Hey, Mom, did you know that when you swim the fat in your legs jiggles?' :rotfl2:

[BrettS]

Yesterday was my wife's birthday and she decided that she wanted to go to the San Angel Inn for dinner, so we drove down to Epcot after work. We were entering the park at about 7:00 and it was already dark because of the time change, but there was still a small but steady stream of people entering the park.

As the bag guard was checking my wife's purse a guy and his family were walking out of the park. The guy stopped and looked around kind of bewildered and turned to the guard and said "Why are all of these people entering the park at *night*?"

The guard was a bit surprised by the question, but said something like "Well... the park is open until 9 and maybe they want to see the show". The guy just shook his head and walked off with his family. Apparently they don't do Disney at night ;)

[Scoobmuzic]

DH and I went to EPCOT on Sunday for the last day of the Food & Wine. The lady in front of me at the turnstile asks the CM "where's the hand gliding ride?" :confused3 CM looks totaly confused so she asks again, same question.
I can't let it go so I say to CM "She is looking for Soarin" OHHHHHH and then gives her directions. :rotfl: I don't know if she didn't hear her right or really didn't know she meant Soarin.

[pkondz]

We were in Disneyland in Sept, and Curella DeVil was out in the first part of Main St. I really wanted to see her, but settled for taking a few pics of her from a short distance.

There was a man with his wife and daughter there, and the father was wearing black socks up to his mid shin with sandles, shorts, a hawaiian shirt and a fanny pack, complete with a goofy hat on. His daughter was wearing one of the princess dresses, but had a fake fur wrap thing on her shoulders.

He was getting his daughter to pose, when Cruella says to the little girl, "How many puppies did you have to kill to make that?" The little girl looks at her horrified and without missing a beat, Curella says, "Maybe you should kill a few more and make your father something decent to wear."

The little girl looks stunned, and the mother starts cracking up. Curella looks at her sympathetically. "Oh, Darling, it's so sad when they let themselves go."

BEST CURELLA EVER.

OMG! :lmao:

[Guerrero2915]

:goodvibes Okay this board is hilarious and I had to subscribe. We are going on our first trip in April of '09:cheer2: Can NOT wait.
Anyway I have a story that is not Disney related but just had to share because it was too funny.
Tonight we were watching "Kung-Fu Panda" with our daughter-5 and son-4 in Dec.
Anyway my daughter has a little fever blister or canker sore under her top gum, when husband went to get dinner e was supposed to get tooth medicine and forgot. When he got home she asked him and of course he said he forgot. Well as we were watching this movie we are all laughing, ans she turns around looks at dad points and says in the MOST serious voice:
"Too bad I can't laugh because my teeth hurt":rotfl:
maybe you had to be there but I just loved it.

[ringow]

My DS4's conversation with Crush:

Crush: Hey little dude in the purple shell (referring to his LSU shirt) Where are you from?

DS: From the hotel of course!

I never know what he will say, he has no filter! He also told a little girl who was dressed as a beautiful peacock for MNSSHP, "What are you supposed to be, a hairball?" He was picked for everything at WDW, and he volunteers freely.

[pkondz]

My DS4's conversation with Crush:

Crush: Hey little dude in the purple shell (referring to his LSU shirt) Where are you from?

DS: From the hotel of course!

I never know what he will say, he has no filter! He also told a little girl who was dressed as a beautiful peacock for MNSSHP, "What are you supposed to be, a hairball?" He was picked for everything at WDW, and he volunteers freely.

Just curious, do you remember Crush's response?

[Disney1976]

This is a Disney related conversation I had with my co-worker this morning, who went to Soap weekend at DHS on Saturday:

Her: "Oh, and then at night, all the characters were dancing! That one guy can really dance...what's his name again? FIlch?" "You know, he hangs around with that girl, Emo."

Me: "You mean Lilo and Stitch?"

Her: "Oh yea, I guess. He can really dance!"

:lmao:

[ringow]

Just curious, do you remember Crush's response?

Yes, Crush was pretty stumped. He just said "Aarrrighttt, little dude!" Then he went on to the next child. I forgot to put the question my son had for Crush: "Where is Cinderella's castle". Kinda stumped Crush too, He said "You tell me". My son answered "Walt Disney World". I think Crush was ready to move on after speaking to my son! :) But the moment was priceless.

[~disneydiva~]

Ok...mine didn't happen at DW. When my little sister was 3 or 4 she was playing in the living room and was very hyper. She jumped off the couch with 1 fist in the air and said "Open sesame....and beyond!!!!"

[thomasclan85]

:rotfl: She was thinking Disney!:rotfl:

[longneckthree]

At AK, A little girl about 4 or 5 said in her best Veruka Voice (from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)"Daddy, I will NOT ever go into a tree again!"
and at rope drop at Epcot. We are following the crowd and when we are right outside the building a man goes up to a cast member and asks where Soarin is. To which the CM replies, "Just follow the other 5000 people you're all going to the same place!"
For the rest of the week when anyone ask where something was my DD replied" Just follow the other 5000 people, You're all going to the same place!"
Maggie (not Emily)

[starrzone]

This is a Disney related conversation I had with my co-worker this morning, who went to Soap weekend at DHS on Saturday:

Her: "Oh, and then at night, all the characters were dancing! That one guy can really dance...what's his name again? FIlch?" "You know, he hangs around with that girl, Emo."

Me: "You mean Lilo and Stitch?"

Her: "Oh yea, I guess. He can really dance!"

:lmao:

:rotfl: Didn't you know? Emo and Filch are new characters in the parks meant to appeal to moody teenagers!:rotfl: . Love it!:lmao:

[mickeymule]

Ok, I finally have a few. We are down here now :-)

First was at the Florida Welcome center on our drive down here.

Young son to Mom. Hey mom, look Hawiian trees :-)

2) I am standing in the mens room hearing this conversation

Dad: Wash your hands
Son: But I didn't touch anything...
Dad: Uhhh, Yes you did, now go wash :eek:

3) My wife overhears a young child to her parents "Stop wasting my time" as they were on their way to the bathroom.:laughing:

I am sure there are more to come :-)

[Disney1976]

I was shipping something at World of Disney the other night to the U.K. A cast member proceeds to tell me "And of course, that is delivered via airplane." When I remarked that of course it would be, he added "We tell people now because so many people asked if their packages were going to be delivered by car."

Sometimes, people scare me...

[thomasclan85]

I was shipping something at World of Disney the other night to the U.K. A cast member proceeds to tell me "And of course, that is delivered via airplane." When I remarked that of course it would be, he added "We tell people now because so many people asked if their packages were going to be delivered by car."

Sometimes, people scare me...

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Andy B]

I was shipping something at World of Disney the other night to the U.K. A cast member proceeds to tell me "And of course, that is delivered via airplane." When I remarked that of course it would be, he added "We tell people now because so many people asked if their packages were going to be delivered by car."

Sometimes, people scare me...

Yes we all have runways out side our houses.

[MushuGirl06]

Okay so this isn't a quote but its something happend that my family and i saw that was so funny.

Okay so in the living seas (i forget the name of the ride) but the nemo one where you sit in like a shell and it goes through the story kinda but anyways...

its really dark inside and there was no line at all and my family and i were in front of a family that had 2 grandparents in motor scooters and the kept running into the corners because they couldnt see them and the grandfather kept yelling at the grandmother who was in front to go faster so after the one turn she went faster and she completely didnt see the turn so she full on ran into the rail and the grandfather ran into her scooter...(they were completely fine and were not hurt at all) but it was so hard to keep from laughing so once we got on the ride we let it all out.

and we still keep laughing about that...someone usually brings it up at the dinner table.

[abc999]

We were watching Miyuki the lady in Japan making candy and this family walked up behind us. They stood there talking for a while trying to figure out what was going on. When they finally figured out that she was making animal candies, the little girl in their group asked the mother if she could get one. The mother said "No, it probably costs a lot of money." I turned around and told them it was free. The mother turned to the child and said "Nothing is free around here." and pulled her away. :confused3

[WickedWench]

We were watching Miyuki the lady in Japan making candy and this family walked up behind us. They stood there talking for a while trying to figure out what was going on. When they finally figured out that she was making animal candies, the little girl in their group asked the mother if she could get one. The mother said "No, it probably costs a lot of money." I turned around and told them it was free. The mother turned to the child and said "Nothing is free around here." and pulled her away. :confused3


She probably didn't want her to have candy, and was using price as an excuse.

[welo72]

We were walking past the geyser as it went off at WL and a woman asked her husband in the most serious voice "Do you think that's real?" We had to run away because we were laughing hysterically. Whenever we need a chuckle we use that line! :rotfl:

[sha_lyn]

She probably didn't want her to have candy, and was using price as an excuse.
I don't doubt that the lady thought it cost $$. Just think of all the people that make comments about FP users buying their way to the front of the line. heck even with the info everywhere people will assume it cost money.

[k_reile]

my brother when he was little (he just turned 25) called Mickey "Nino Nino Nino". No clue how he got that out of mickey.:confused3

[lovedoggies]

Shopping yesterday at the mall they had a kiosk thing there from Disney selling Annual Passes. I was sitting on a bench nearby, relaxing. This mom and little boy of about 3 or 4 years old were walking in my direction and the little boy was clearly having a bad day. They turned the corner and he saw the Disney stand, and said: "I promise I will be good if you buy me Disneyland!"

It was great.

[dizzi]

I don't doubt that the lady thought it cost $$. Just think of all the people that make comments about FP users buying their way to the front of the line. heck even with the info everywhere people will assume it cost money.


You are so right..........
As we were in WDW last week with my inlaws, mother and sister inlaw and my ister in law did ask as we go the first fast pass........" Now, how much does that cost? do you pay for each one you get?"

[dwheatl]

my brother when he was little (he just turned 25) called Mickey "Nino Nino Nino". No clue how he got that out of mickey.:confused3

That reminded me of when my DS was about 2. He would play with a little toy hammer and bang on things saying, "Dig-I, dig-I." DH and I couldn't figure it out. One day, I put on a Disney record that I had received as a child, and the 7 dwarves song came on, "I dig, I dig, I dig, in a mine the whole day through,"
and DS starts singing along, "Dig-I, dig-I". We figured out that he had seen it watching Snow White, and was acting it out. That's when we knew he was a genius.:idea:

[ntsammy5]

That's when we knew he was a genius.:idea:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[wise king mickey]

several of my favorites came from one trip where I took it into my head that, when the CM's would ask "any questions?" before starting some of the rides that operate in that fashion, I would ask "What's the meaning of life?"

Star Tours: The CM momentarily struggled before replying, "To be one with the Force."

Tower of Terror: "Enjoy it while you can. *heheheheh*" (Same instance on ToT, the canny young woman sitting next to me replied, "42".)

Soarin' Over CA: Nothing, she just said "Any pertinent questions?"

Muppet*Vision 3D: "You're looking in the wrong place, bud-- have you SEEN the orchestra? They're PENGUINS!"

Maliboomer: "Hang on tight."

:lmao:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

several of my favorites came from one trip where I took it into my head that, when the CM's would ask "any questions?" before starting some of the rides that operate in that fashion, I would ask "What's the meaning of life?"

Star Tours: The CM momentarily struggled before replying, "To be one with the Force."

Tower of Terror: "Enjoy it while you can. *heheheheh*" (Same instance on ToT, the canny young woman sitting next to me replied, "42".)

Soarin' Over CA: Nothing, she just said "Any pertinent questions?"

Muppet*Vision 3D: "You're looking in the wrong place, bud-- have you SEEN the orchestra? They're PENGUINS!"

Maliboomer: "Hang on tight."

:lmao: WDW Sept. '07! Counting down for the next trip!

WOW, ONLY 999 YEARS TO GO!!!!

[wise king mickey]

Grump, not getting your meaning... though it's good to hear from another San Diegan on these boards.

[mbcary]

Grump, not getting your meaning... though it's good to hear from another San Diegan on these boards.

I believe the poster was referring to your signature stating your trip in September 2007.

[KCmike]

During the Pocohontas portion of Fantasmic! this little girl was singing along and when they got to the part of "Savages, Savages," she was singing "Sandwiches, Sandwiches peanut butter jelly".

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I believe the poster was referring to your signature stating your trip in September 2007.

Well, sort of, the next "07" would be 3007!!

now THATS advanced planning!!!


hehehehehehe

[PJAY]

We had just finished watching Illuminations at Epcot and were making our way out of the park when DW asked DD7 her thoughtss on the show.
"It was okay," she replied, looking a little confused.
"What's wrong? said DW.
"Well, why do they call it Eliminations when no one gets eliminated?"
We just looked at each other and smiled.

[WickedWench]

Well, sort of, the next "07" would be 3007!!

now THATS advanced planning!!!


hehehehehehe


No, it would be 2107. :> Still a long time tho.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

No, it would be 2107. :> Still a long time tho.

No, I only go on even numbers!!!

hehehehehhehe

[WDisneyWforMe]

We had just finished watching Illuminations at Epcot and were making our way out of the park when DW asked DD7 her thoughtss on the show.
"It was okay," she replied, looking a little confused.
"What's wrong? said DW.
"Well, why do they call it Eliminations when no one gets eliminated?"
We just looked at each other and smiled.

Now this one is FUNNY!! :rotfl2: Our little reality tv induced children!!!

On our 2005 trip, we arrived at WDW kind of late in the evening after 10:00PM and everyone was tired and you know how things just look different at night, landmarks and such. My younger brother who was driving made a wrong turn on the way to Wilderness Lodge, of course turning around wasn't an easy task and when we got going back the right direction my little 4 year old niece said to her Daddy "can you just pull over Daddy and let some one drive who knows where they are going"!! :rotfl2: :lmao: We all just busted a gut!

[wise king mickey]

This one was actually my dad's gaffe. On BTMR at Disneyland, he and I sat in the back. I, being the gung-ho soul I am, failed to heed the "hold on to yer hats n' glasses" warning, and as a result lost my black Fender Guitars hat on the second turn. Afterwards, DD and I headed over to Lost and Found to put a claim on it, so it would be mailed home to us. We were told to fill in a form; here's what it looked like--

Color of Hat: Fender
Name on Hat (if any): Fender
Color of Trim on Hat: Silver
Logo on Hat: Fender

Dad finally realized his mistake-- however, as the form was filled out in pen, all he could do was add the obligatory "what a maroon!" notation in the margin.

We got the hat back three days later; guess the Disney people got the idea.

[ITmickey]

We just got married a few days ago, and yesterday we were walking on Epcot wearing our bride & groom ears, with matching 'Just Married' buttons (I know, tacky).
Well one woman was walking towards us, seeing us at the last minute, and said 'Congratulations!'. Her husband, whom apparently didn't see us (even with the tacky combination) and with a confused look in his face, just asked 'For what?' :confused3
We just heard the laughs form another couple walking behind us.

Then again, maybe he did see us... :idea:

[lovedoggies]

Now this one is FUNNY!! :rotfl2: Our little reality tv induced children!!!

On our 2005 trip, we arrived at WDW kind of late in the evening after 10:00PM and everyone was tired and you know how things just look different at night, landmarks and such. My younger brother who was driving made a wrong turn on the way to Wilderness Lodge, of course turning around wasn't an easy task and when we got going back the right direction my little 4 year old niece said to her Daddy "can you just pull over Daddy and let some one drive who knows where they are going"!! :rotfl2: :lmao: We all just busted a gut!

I actually really laughed out loud at that one :D

:lmao:

[Hollywoodhaha]

My dad keeps calling the magic kingdom "disney world"
he is all "i dont wanna go to disney world"

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

My dad keeps calling the magic kingdom "disney world"
he is all "i dont wanna go to disney world"

No problem, let him stay home and do chores while the rest of the family goes to WDW or DLR!!!

heheheheh

[RenaissanceChef]

Just two weeks ago, found a great :yay: spot to watch the SpectroMagic parade in front of Tony's Town Square Restaurant.Soon a family of 4 comes up and stands next to me.The parents looked to be in the mid-30's.One of their boys was probably no older than 5 or 6 and the youngest looked to be about 2.So the parade startspopcorn:: and the little boy is just beside himself cause he is sitting on the curb right up front !! Alot of the Characters are waving and he is telling dad that they are waving at him!
Well along comes the float with Yensid on it and the dad ( and I swear this is the god's honest truth ) pipes up and says "Look son its BATMAN !!Well I do a double take:scared1: at him and say "your kidding right"? and then his son says "DAD !, That's not BATMAN...jeeeze you can be such a moron" !!:lmao: :rotfl2: I lost it then and so did his wife.

[mickeystoontown]

Just two weeks ago, found a great :yay: spot to watch the SpectroMagic parade in front of Tony's Town Square Restaurant.Soon a family of 4 comes up and stands next to me.The parents looked to be in the mid-30's.One of their boys was probably no older than 5 or 6 and the youngest looked to be about 2.So the parade startspopcorn:: and the little boy is just beside himself cause he is sitting on the curb right up front !! Alot of the Characters are waving and he is telling dad that they are waving at him!
Well along comes the float with Yensid on it and the dad ( and I swear this is the god's honest truth ) pipes up and says "Look son its BATMAN !!Well I do a double take:scared1: at him and say "your kidding right"? and then his son says "DAD !, That's not BATMAN...jeeeze you can be such a moron" !!:lmao: :rotfl2: I lost it then and so did his wife.

That's too funny! As if Batman is a Disney character. That guy sounds like my new boss. When I told him I was going to bring him back something from Disney World, he said to bring him a t-shirt with Tweety Bird on it.:confused3 :confused3 When I started laughing, he asked me what I was laughing about. I had to fill him in on the fact that Tweety Bird wasn't a Disney character.

[Buzz Litebeer]

Well along comes the float with Yensid on it and the dad ( and I swear this is the god's honest truth ) pipes up and says "Look son its BATMAN !!Well I do a double take:scared1: at him and say "your kidding right"? and then his son says "DAD !, That's not BATMAN...jeeeze you can be such a moron" !!:lmao: :rotfl2: I lost it then and so did his wife.
Yes, that's not Batman.

It's not Yensid, either. He's not in Spectromagic. :lmao:

The character I think you're referring to is Chernabog:
http://img1.picturewizard.com/1326A38/0/chernabog-spectromagic.jpg

[CDoobee]

WHO is Yensid???:confused3

[Buzz Litebeer]

WHO is Yensid???:confused3
He's the Sorcerer (to whom Mickey was apprenticed in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" segment in Fantasia).

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

WHO is Yensid???:confused3

He is the sorcer that Mickey takes his hat and makes "magic"

(spell the name backward!)

[CDoobee]

He is the sorcer that Mickey takes his hat and makes "magic"

(spell the name backward!)

Thanks. I knew it was Disney spelled backwards, but hadn't heard of the character!

[ohana*stitchy*tink85]

Oh my god, this thread is sooooooooooooooo funny, I cnt stop reading it! Some of these are hilarious. I have a few funnies my self, only one is about Disney World, the others are just funny holiday stories...........

Sept 2005 my Sister (17 @ the time) and me were in the back of the car drivin down the 192 from highway 27, on the 192 you can clearly see the AK lodge...............my sister was looking out the window & said "Oh my God I can see the tree of life from here" I wasnt paying much attention as I already knew this, so I said "oh really which one is that" (meaning was she sure it was the tree of life & not some other type of tree) and she replied back "Duh the one with the GREEN LEAVES!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

I nearly died laughing & It took her about 5 minutes 2 realise exactly what she said, so now we always tease her about it! LOL

The second story is again summat my sister said, again on the same holiday! but its not strictly @ disney world, but Ill add it as we were in disney earlier in the day!............ we were sat in permkins orderin food & our food came out on a massive tray, & my mum said "wow that trays huge I wonder how they got it through the door?" to which my sister replied " I dunno, maybe they turn the tray on its side" well we nearly died laughin as did the people on the table next 2 us!!!!

Again it took her a while 2 realise what was so funny!!

The last story is actually in seaworld, but I think its the funniest thing Iv ever heard.......................

I was sat on journey 2 Atlantis with my mum & we wisely didnt sit right @ the front, as anyone whos been on this ride nos thats the WORST place to sit. But in front of us were a nice middle aged american couple, dress head to toe in denim & they had proessional photography cameras with they. I figured they must be with a magazine or summat & thought nothing more of it. So the ride goes round, then the drop comes..........down we plummet & we get a little wet, but nothing major, when the lady in front turns 2 her (husband I presume) and says "I dunno what all the fuss is about we arent wet @ all, Iv seen people come off this drenched, maybe we were lucky" after hearing this I had 2 stick my fist into my mouth to stop me laughing as the worst bit is just round the corner.............proceed to the REAL Drenching & Oh my god I nearly fell off the boat laughing so much, the couple in front got hit with a giant wave that came over thier heads & dunked all the water on them, then the swearing that ensued was like nothing Id ever heard............The rest of the ride the couple swore & shouted & I just laughed & laughed (I thought id actaully bust a rib laughing).................................oh that made my holiday that did


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[magiclives]

We just got back on Sunday early AM from a wonderful 10 day trip. While at the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights at DHS, my wife overheard a husband and wife talking about them.

Husband: “These are the lights from Ozzy Osbourne’s family”
Wife (In a disgusted tone): “No, they are from Donny and Marie.” She was obviously referring to the Osmond family.

We’re still laughing about that.

[ntsammy5]

The Oz rules! (if you can understand him)

:lmao: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :lmao:

[cuucuu4karaoke]

I actually really laughed out loud at that one :D

:lmao:

I ended up going the wrong way after leaving contemporary and i had the disney police pull me over because I was heading right for the monorail station where the busses go. oops! LOL I tried to be cute and funny about my mistake but they didn't see the humor in it. :scared1:

[Tinkerbellcrafter]

We are just back from the world and we were listening to people after reading this thread before we went. It was amazing what you hear if you are listening!

We were in line for the Festival of the Lion King and there were two little girls behind us about 4 and 5 years old climbing on the rocks and dancing around. The mother says to the oldest..."(insert name), if you don't stop climbing around you are going to have to go on Expedition Everest!!!!"

The little girl stopped immediately!! OMG!!!

DH and I just looked at each other and lost it! Meanwhile our dd8, is sitting quietly!

We also heard many people calling Test Track "Fast Track" and Fast Pass "Fast Track". One little kid corrected his Dad for calling it the wrong thing!

[sunny_stace]

We too heard a ton of strange things this trip! However, I think I have to share my favourite! DBFF and I were standing in line at Spaceship Earth and there was a father and son behind us. The son was probably about 4yrs. old or so. The father is trying to tell the son that they're going to go on a ride through the "big ball". The son looks at him and says "Oh....but don't spiders live in there?" The father starts laughing and the son just says again, "Dad, the big spiders live in there don't they?" He wasn't scared at all, just thought it was a big ol' home for arachnids!

[Buzz Litebeer]

He wasn't scared at all, just thought it was a big ol' home for arachnids!
You have no idea how right he was.

[Teresa Pitman]

Just back from ten days (that would have been wonderful if the kids hadn't gotten sick on the trip down but were still pretty darn good). One thing I heard that cracked me up was when we were sitting outside Toy Story Mania in the Studios, waiting for our Fast Pass time. A couple walked up and saw the long line up, and the man said "Maybe we can get fast pass for this ride" and the woman said, angrily "I TOLD you, fast passes are only in Disney."

I wondered briefly if the Studios had been purchased by Universal between the time when we got our fast passes and that moment...

Teresa

[Nalla]

You have no idea how right he was.

Ooh! There are spiders in there? Or are you just kidding? I love spiders (except for the ones with the nastier venom). :goodvibes

[sunny_stace]

You have no idea how right he was.

I have no doubt that many creatures have made homes in there! I just had this vision of spiders hangin' out on the couch watching Disney Channel and eating chips!

[WriteDisney]

When we were waiting outside the Beach Club for a bus to Animal Kingdom.. this little girl and her family were on the benches next to us.. she got up and was walking around and just laughing and laughing and laughing.. she was really cute and not bothering us at all.. but it was pretty funny.. she wasn't laughing at anything in particular.. just giggling away..

so the mother says to the little girl.. "Did you eat feathers for breakfast?"

DBF and I thought it was hilarious and still say that to eachother sometimes

[Tynk13x]

Heard quite a few on my last trip but my fav was in France. We were getting ready to board the boat back to future world. Belle was signing autographs, and the woman in front of me was yelling into her phone for her family to get there quick, it waas Mary Poppins. I was trying not to laugh. someone else in the line said, no, that's belle. The woman looked at him in disgust, and said no. Belle is much prettier than that, she wouldn't be caught dead in that dowdy blue apron. I just had to get on the boat.

[bellaDisneydncr]

Just back from ten days (that would have been wonderful if the kids hadn't gotten sick on the trip down but were still pretty darn good). One thing I heard that cracked me up was when we were sitting outside Toy Story Mania in the Studios, waiting for our Fast Pass time. A couple walked up and saw the long line up, and the man said "Maybe we can get fast pass for this ride" and the woman said, angrily "I TOLD you, fast passes are only in Disney."

Teresa

I have something along these lines- it's not necessarily funny, but makes you wonder about people and how much they pay attention. This was a conversation i heard while waiting in line for Space Mountain:

Woman: It's a really fun roller-coaster. They play Aerosmith and there's a really fast take-off. It's great.
Man: Oh really? Where is it?
Woman: It's in Universal.

oh my lol :confused3 :rotfl:

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

We were on a bus just the other day and a little girl, about 8 or so, was playin with her moms cell phone when she shouts, "Mom! you just got a message from Rico! Tell him to shut up, you're at Disney!!"

[Buzz Litebeer]

I have something along these lines- it's not necessarily funny, but makes you wonder about people and how much they pay attention. This was a conversation i heard while waiting in line for Space Mountain:

Woman: It's a really fun roller-coaster. They play Aerosmith and there's a really fast take-off. It's great.
Man: Oh really? Where is it?
Woman: It's in Universal.

oh my lol :confused3 :rotfl:
Well, it is in a theme park with "Studios" in the name.

Seriously; many, many guests confuse the name Hollywood Studios with Universal Studios.

[starrzone]

Well, it is in a theme park with "Studios" in the name.

Seriously; many, many guests confuse the name Hollywood Studios with Universal Studios.

:rolleyes: Yes, I bet that's going to happen more and more often now that MGM has changed to DHS; I mean, the name always did have "studios" in it, but it was called MGM and the studios part was dropped by most people, kwim? Oh well, that means more funny comments for us to chuckle at! :laughing:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

:rolleyes: Yes, I bet that's going to happen more and more often now that MGM has changed to DHS; I mean, the name always did have "studios" in it, but it was called MGM and the studios part was dropped by most people, kwim? Oh well, that means more funny comments for us to chuckle at! :laughing:

Yeah, except now when I heard DHS, I think of Department of Homeland Security!!!

[Disney1976]

I was in AK a few weeks ago, and was walking near the Camp Minnie-Mickey area there. Now, if you've been there, you know right near the entrance is this little fake hollow tree set-up staffed by a CM and kids can reach inside the tree and feel around (I'm actually not sure what it is, I never asked). Anyway, there was a little girl there, maybe 5-6 with her older brother (about 11) and family, and the CM was asking if she'd like to put her hand inside the tree stump, but the little girl was scared and wouldn't do it, even after the CM put their own arm in and showed her nothing would happen.

Well, big brother I guess decided he would show his sister it wasn't any bad, and reaches into it. All of a sudden, he gets this look of horror on his face and starts screaming "Oh my gosh...it's got me. It's EATING my hand! Aaaaahhhhh!" He was such a good actor though that his sister freaked out and screamed! His family and I just started cracking up though, it was pretty funny.

[mama2twins]

I have one, though it was just overheard in our car. ;) On our first day of our vacation, we headed to Epcot. We were telling our kids all day that we'd be staying on Disney property for 6 days, or until Friday and we promised we would not leave until then.

Of course, on our way back to the hotel, we missed the exit. Next thing we know, there's a sign that says "Thanks for visiting, come back soon!" One of my kids says, "awww, I guess we're not going to be able to sleep in the hotel tonight." And the other says, "You promised we were staying until Friday!! Now we have to go to the airport."

I thought it was hysterical, though DH wasn't too happy to try to find a place to turn around and figure out how to get back to the hotel.

[Scraper]

Ok we just got back and I have plenty but will share my two favorites. We are ar MK getting ready to go on the people mover the women in front of us ask the CM where to get a fast pass for this ride. He smiled and said just step on the black walk way.:goodvibes

Ok now we are at HS standing in the middle of the street with hundreds of people waiting for the Osborn lights to come on. The women next to me says to me how do the expect to start the parade with all these people in the street.:lmao: I said there is no parade and then she says well what are we all waiting on.:lmao: :lmao: I tell her for the lights, but I am thinking wow is this how some people do Disney, just follow the crowd and hope you like it.

[WriteDisney]

Ok now we are at HS standing in the middle of the street with hundreds of people waiting for the Osborn lights to come on. The women next to me says to me how do the expect to start the parade with all these people in the street.:lmao: I said there is no parade and then she says well what are we all waiting on.:lmao: :lmao: I tell her for the lights, but I am thinking wow is this how some people do Disney, just follow the crowd and hope you like it.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Buzz Litebeer]

...I am thinking wow is this how some people do Disney, just follow the crowd and hope you like it.
There's a story I once read about how a line on a crowded day formed at Disneyland for the Men's Restroom. One female guest saw the line, and thinking it was for an attraction, queued up. I'm sure you can imagine her embarrassment when she found herself standing in front of a urinal!

[mrieber]

That's funny

[Maine-iac]

While sitting on the train waiting to go to Rafiki's Planet Watch I over heard the woman behind us telling her group that Expedition Everest and something else was supposed to be out this way. Wonder if they found it there?

[sunny_stace]

While we were waiting for Block Party Bash to start at DHS, some guy behind us (who had pushed his kids in front of us without asking...which is fine but quite impolite!) starts complaining to his wife about how the park is so out of date and hasn't had a new ride open since the park opened in 1994 (wrong! in so many ways...). Then he says that "since it's been open for ten years now, they should close it for a year and totally re-do it like all the other parks do."
Some folks huh?

[CanadianGuy]

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