Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[helbergfamily]

A couple of years ago in MK there was a photo of Walt Disney and Shirley Temple behind some glass sitting on a shelf in one of the buildings near the entrance. I was looking at it when a woman and her husband came over to look too.
I nearly lost it when I heard her say to her husband, "Oh, that's Shirley Temple and Charlie Chaplin" :lmao:

LOL! :lmao:

[Fabinva]

First week of April, crowded morning at MK as my family and I are walking thru the castle this teenage boy walking behind us asked me "which way are the rides?" at first I thought he was kidding and then I see the rest of his family looking hot and frustrated (it was not even noon!) waiting for an answer...I quickly pointed to the left and said "that way" :rolleyes1

During dinner at 1900 Park Fare, after Prince Charmin is done talking to daughter he asked my son "are you a Prince or a Princess?" he proudly answered "Pirate!"

[abeyst]

During dinner at 1900 Park Fare, after Prince Charmin is done talking to daughter he asked my son "are you a Prince or a Princess?" he proudly answered "Pirate!"

Not sure why PC would ask your son if he was a princess (other than to make him laugh), but his answer was awesome! Way to go! :thumbsup2

[castleeto]

During dinner at 1900 Park Fare, after Prince Charmin is done talking to daughter he asked my son "are you a Prince or a Princess?" he proudly answered "Pirate!"

I had a similar experience with my daughter at Epcot last year. She was taking a picture with Snow White, and Snow White told her, "You're a beautiful princess too!" DD, then barely 3, replied, "I'm not a princess, I'm a SUPERHERO!" Now I can laugh about it, but at the time, I was so embarassed!:sad2:

[JPN4265]

A son to his dad at the Animal Kingdom, "Dad, this feels like where my roots started". Dad, "Son I don't know about you, but my roots started in New York":rotfl2:

[Mme. Leota]

LOL retards

:confused3 Really??? :confused3
Is that language necessary?

[mikesdisneymom]

This didn't happen at WDW but on the way to DL.

My family used to always like to stop and eat dinner at a restaurant that was on the way to DL. One night my dad had ordered a meal with a salad, he had decided not to have the soup, so the waitress brought the salad out and a soup bowl with liquid in it. My father began to eat his salad and found that it didn't have any salad dressing, so he decided to start and eat the soup that he had thought that waitress had brought him for free. The first spoonful of the soup my dad had a funny look on his face, the second spoonful, he started to complain about the soup being cold, he continued to eat it, then after the fourth spoonful decided it just tasted horrible and called the waitress over and when he asked the waitress about the cold soup, she told him that "it was salad dressing for his salad."

Still to this day he gets teased about eating cold soup. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[MyGoofy26]

OK, I'm going to give you all a heads up on something that may be posted in September. We have a new name in our family for Cirque du Soleil. My aunt and my office manager have been friends since they were kids. The office manager is one of those people that tries SO hard to sound intelligent and has her own versions of words that she uses regularly and we all snicker behind her back. Last month, she and the owner had to go to a conference in Vegas. She was telling my aunt about some of the things they were planning, one was seeing a Cirque show. My aunt couldn't wait to tell me what she called it, and for the past month every mention of Cirque du Soleil (all these Disney specials on gives us many opportunities) we have to repeat it as, "Circus Ole!" (complete with snapping fingers on the ole)


Next trip is the first week of September, so if any of you overhear a couple women talking about "Circus Ole" . . . it's just us! :rotfl:

[Mikailova]

A son to his dad at the Animal Kingdom, "Dad, this feels like where my roots started". Dad, "Son I don't know about you, but my roots started in New York":rotfl2:

:eek: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[ClaraBug]

OK, I'm going to give you all a heads up on something that may be posted in September. We have a new name in our family for Cirque du Soleil. My aunt and my office manager have been friends since they were kids. The office manager is one of those people that tries SO hard to sound intelligent and has her own versions of words that she uses regularly and we all snicker behind her back. Last month, she and the owner had to go to a conference in Vegas. She was telling my aunt about some of the things they were planning, one was seeing a Cirque show. My aunt couldn't wait to tell me what she called it, and for the past month every mention of Cirque du Soleil (all these Disney specials on gives us many opportunities) we have to repeat it as, "Circus Ole!" (complete with snapping fingers on the ole)


Next trip is the first week of September, so if any of you overhear a couple women talking about "Circus Ole" . . . it's just us! :rotfl:

http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58183.jpg
Ole!!:lmao:

[CoolDisneyKitten]

We like to take the monorail around the resort loop, but one time I think we got a little ... I don't know, lazy? confused? and rode it around several loops. At one point, the driver announced over the loudspeaker, "Welcome to all of our new passengers, and to our permanent riders - enjoy the same sights all over again." :laughing:

[Dolce27]

We like to take the monorail around the resort loop, but one time I think we got a little ... I don't know, lazy? confused? and rode it around several loops. At one point, the driver announced over the loudspeaker, "Welcome to all of our new passengers, and to our permanent riders - enjoy the same sights all over again." :laughing:

That made me laugh. So, did you stay on after that or did you finally decide that it's time to get off?

[IHEARTNY]

During our trip last October we made sure to ride COP multiple times. It's a sentimental favorite of ours, and there's nothing quite like having that song stuck in your head all day. :rotfl: On our first ride we were greeted by an older CM and ushered into the room along with quite a few other people. The CM picks up the microphone and asks how many were riding COP for the first time. Much to our surprise we were the only veterans on the ride. The CM then announced that the newbies were in for a great treat. He cautioned them to make sure they were in a seat with a working seatbelt and to pick up their 3D glasses from underneath their seats in order to fully and safely enjoy the show. We fell out of our chairs laughing, as did the CM, as we watched the newbies lean underneath their chairs to find those much-needed glasses. :lmao:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I have heard that on other rides before, it's funny everytime.

[labattblue]

Disclaimer...No offense to you NYC folks, but I found this extremely funny.

This was said to me by a waiter at Wolfgang Puck Express during our recent trip(last week)...

The waiter came over after we sat down and after chatting for about a minute or so, asked where we were from. I told him Buffalo. He then responded "Well that makes sense because if you were from NYC, you would have told me to buzz off by now".:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[CoolDisneyKitten]

That made me laugh. So, did you stay on after that or did you finally decide that it's time to get off?

We looked at each other, went "Uummm..." and got off at the next Poly stop!! :rotfl:

[CoolDisneyKitten]

Then, they indicated they wanted pics of each of them with me and my DS!!! They pretty much insisted, so I smiled and let them. I figure our pictures are in Japan or someplace like that in some photo album. I can see them showing their vacation pics to friends and family and telling them about the young lady that took their picture while they rode the monorail!!! That was too strange!! But I still laugh about it today! :earboy2:

When I was in Greece a few years ago, a Japanese girl asked a friend of mine to pose for a picture with her in Delphi. We thought it was funny - now she can go home and tell everyone about the American girl she met in Delphi. :cutie:

[RivaLJ]

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[Figment's Friend]

We like to take the monorail around the resort loop, but one time I think we got a little ... I don't know, lazy? confused? and rode it around several loops. At one point, the driver announced over the loudspeaker, "Welcome to all of our new passengers, and to our permanent riders - enjoy the same sights all over again." :laughing:

:rotfl: :lmao:

[dananbethany]

It drove us crazy, but last time we went to DisneyWorld (2005), my dad put in that he wanted a Goofy hat. Everywhere we went, everyone we saw, everytime he saw someone with a Goofy hat, he yelled, "They get to wear a Goofy hat. Why can't I wear a Goofy hat?" We got some very, very strange looks (not that we're not used to those by now) before we finally got that man a Goofy hat to hush him up!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It drove us crazy, but last time we went to DisneyWorld (2005), my dad put in that he wanted a Goofy hat. Everywhere we went, everyone we saw, everytime he saw someone with a Goofy hat, he yelled, "They get to wear a Goofy hat. Why can't I wear a Goofy hat?" We got some very, very strange looks (not that we're not used to those by now) before we finally got that man a Goofy hat to hush him up!

Well, whats wrong with that?????

Every year, I get a new grumpy hat!!

[dananbethany]

Well, whats wrong with that?????

Every year, I get a new grumpy hat!!

I think it's because it made us look like we refused to let him wear a Goofy hat, which we weren't. :confused3

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I think it's because it made us look like we refused to let him wear a Goofy hat, which we weren't. :confused3

Well, you know the saying...The squeaky wheel gets the grease!

[dananbethany]

Well, you know the saying...The squeaky wheel gets the grease!

Or the Goofy hat! :goofy:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Or the Goofy hat! :goofy:

Yep, that too!

(was it a ball cap, or the tall, top hat type?)

[dananbethany]

Yep, that too!

(was it a ball cap, or the tall, top hat type?)

The ball cap. (Oh, thank goodness, he did not see the top hat!)

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

The ball cap. (Oh, thank goodness, he did not see the top hat!)

Well, you KNOW what you can get him for his birthday now!!!


hehehe

[Disney1976]

Got a couple new ones this weekend:

1) Man and woman standing together at MK in front of the large sign that says something like "Welcome to Toontown!" and the man has his map open, lost in concentration, remarking "I just need to find out where we are!" (I suppose he probably wanted to know where they were on the map, but it was still funny)

2) Mother and daughter walking out of Asia from Kali, looking rather wet. The mother and daughter and walking very close to the nearby fountain that shoots water out , so the mother pulls they both out of its range, and says "Careful where you walk, I don't want to get wet!"

[amanDUHx9]

okay its not mine but i think it is hysterical!!

a friend of mine was in line for haunted mansion, and the little girl in front of him was upset, telling her dad she didnt want to go on the ride.. he told her it was a restaurant, and she was okay, until they got into the stretch room.. she started screaming THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT!! THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT!! :rotfl: so funny!!

[Sk8Leigh]

The ball cap. (Oh, thank goodness, he did not see the top hat!)

I got the top hat, and I kept forgetting that I had it on until people would make Goofy comments. I had kids making fun of me. :rotfl2: :goofy:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I got the top hat, and I kept forgetting that I had it on until people would make Goofy comments. I had kids making fun of me. :rotfl2: :goofy:

I always liked them, but the only place you can pull off wearing them is that the parks!!

Thats why I go for the ball caps, and they are getting pretty good, that you really have to look at them to realize they are Disney!!

[adamsloco]

Well, you know the saying...The squeaky wheel gets the grease!

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

[pkondz]

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

:lmao:

[mtakac]

My husband and I were in the United Kingsom section at Epcot during the Food and Wine festival. It was evening and very crowded. My husband asked me to get him an ale while he went to the restroom. "Whatever you do, don't get me the big one," he said. I get in a long line that moved surprisingly quickly. I'm really not a drinker, so when I saw "half yard" on the menu I assumed there must also be a "whole yard." My husband said that the look on my face as I tried to manuever through the crowds with an overflowing half yard of beer was priceless.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

:eek:

Good point, Tat Sayin' be hereby adopted fer ta thread!!!

pirate:

[Figment's Friend]

My husband and I were in the United Kingsom section at Epcot during the Food and Wine festival. It was evening and very crowded. My husband asked me to get him an ale while he went to the restroom. "Whatever you do, don't get me the big one," he said. I get in a long line that moved surprisingly quickly. I'm really not a drinker, so when I saw "half yard" on the menu I assumed there must also be a "whole yard." My husband said that the look on my face as I tried to manuever through the crowds with an overflowing half yard of beer was priceless.

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[SoccerDogWithEars]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

[TSMAMI]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

:scared1:

[sara74]

Overheard in the ladies restroom in Tomorrowland. A mom is propping her little son (about 3ish) up to the sink to wash his hands. Restroom is pretty crowded, about dinner time.

Son turns to mom and says, "mommy, I know a secret."

Mom "oh, what's that?"

Son "Kim Possible doesn't wear any underpants at all."

Boy continues washing hands. Mom looks mortified! Mom helps the boy rinse his hands and then leaves the restroom so fast that neither of them even stop to dry their hands at all!

[pkondz]

Overheard in the ladies restroom in Tomorrowland. A mom is propping her little son (about 3ish) up to the sink to wash his hands. Restroom is pretty crowded, about dinner time.

Son turns to mom and says, "mommy, I know a secret."

Mom "oh, what's that?"

Son "Kim Possible doesn't wear any underpants at all."

Boy continues washing hands. Mom looks mortified! Mom helps the boy rinse his hands and then leaves the restroom so fast that neither of them even stop to dry their hands at all!

:lmao: What I want to know is what made him think that? :confused3 :rotfl2:

[MakiraMarlena]

That's why she's called "Possible"

[MrsKreamer]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

I may have to use this on my upcoming trip with my will-be-4-yo :rolleyes1

[Disney1976]

That's why she's called "Possible"
:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :laughing:

[summfam4]

Overheard: middleaged mom to teenaged daughter" Is that the real Liberty Bell?" Daughter " aaahhhh, sure it is Mom!"

[coolkidhann95]

This is a short but sweet one at Garden Grill.

Me and my mom were alone at the Garden Grill and we were passing the scene in the land that has the farmhouse, with the chickens. I'm eating, minding my own business when my mom asks me " Are those chickens real. " To which I reply. " No, they arn't they are animatronics. " She doesn't believe me and the whole time that we are passing that scene we have this argument. Now whenever we go to the Garden Grill or ride Living with The Land I remind her of the "real" chickens that were animatronics.

[pkondz]

That's why she's called "Possible"

OMG!! :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[sara74]

Ok, so the true confession is that the little boy in the Kim Possible post (see above) is my son, who is 3 1/2!!!

And to answer everyone's question - I asked him myself what made him think that KP didn't wear underwear! His answer?

"because you can always see her belly button, Mommy!"

Hmmm - I guess I need to check my underwear drawer. Am I wearing granny panties and I don't know it? Or does the fact that one can occasionally glimpse my belly button (accidentally of course!) imply that I am not wearing any underwear myself???

[pkondz]

Ok, so the true confession is that the little boy in the Kim Possible post (see above) is my son, who is 3 1/2!!!

And to answer everyone's question - I asked him myself what made him think that KP didn't wear underwear! His answer?

"because you can always see her belly button, Mommy!"

Hmmm - I guess I need to check my underwear drawer. Am I wearing granny panties and I don't know it? Or does the fact that one can occasionally glimpse my belly button (accidentally of course!) imply that I am not wearing any underwear myself???

:lmao: So now you've got to wonder if your son is going around telling people that occasionally his mommy goes around without wearing any underwear. :rotfl2:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

:lmao: So now you've got to wonder if your son is going around telling people that occasionally his mommy goes around without wearing any underwear. :rotfl2:

...Not that there is anything WRONG with that!

hehehehe

[pkondz]

...Not that there is anything WRONG with that!

hehehehe

Well... a lot of people admit to doing the parks commando style... :rolleyes1

[sara74]

Well... a lot of people admit to doing the parks commando style... :rolleyes1



DH's first trip to the Magic Kingdom was commando!!!! He didn't plan it that way - but circumstances out of his control rendered him (under)pantsless! Much like Ms. Possible, if you believe my DS.


Wow, seems like my family, WDW and underpants are starting to become a 'thing'!

[mbcary]

Ya'll are cracking me up with the whole underpants conversation!!

[ThunderMTexpert]

My DH & I were so giddy on our honeymoon that we'd often act silly- not obnoxious- but have fun with random questions. I asked him: "Do you think the turkey leg would be as popular if the claw was still attached?" & He goes: "TO THE LEG?!?! NO!" I can only imagine what the people around us were thinking..:lovestruc

[karajeboo]

I can't find the original thread, but I laughed so hard when I would read it that I thought I'd begin again.... after all, just got back from a week with extended family I heard a LOT just from my group! Of course there was the usual referring to MK as Disney World, but my fave from this trip was my MIL, as we were riding Living with the Land, she said, "I remember when this was at Disney World, in Futureland." What????? :rotfl2:

[Navywife508]

Mine didn't happen at WDW but coming over a bridge from Maryland into Va, where we live. You have to pay a toll coming back into Va, so my DS who is 2 starts screaming. Ickey Ouse (Mickey Mouse) and Disney World!! He was screaming this over and over thinking we were going into the park:rotfl2:

[Kcross3625]

Yesterday at DHS I heard a man say that he couldn't wait to ride that "Terrible Tower" !

Kim

[karajeboo]

My FIL couldn't remember the name of our resort (Pop Century) so he kept saying, "I'm gonna take the bus back to Popscicle."

[Navywife508]

My FIL couldn't remember the name of our resort (Pop Century) so he kept saying, "I'm gonna take the bus back to Popscicle."

:rotfl: THat one had me really laughing. That is so something my Dad would say.

[HollyH]

I've got 2 overheard from waaay back.

1. "Where can we find the Three Mouseketeers?"

2. This one was while it was raining. "Can someone please activate the dome?". She thought there was a covering that could go over the MK so there would be perfect weather always. :rotfl:

[pilgrimr]

One year we went to California to visit DW family. My MIL let us use her car so we could go to DLR. Before we left she said "if you get locked out of the car, the number to AAA is in the glove compartment." We just looked at each others and laughed. We bring it up all the time and laugh at it.

[karajeboo]

2. This one was while it was raining. "Can someone please activate the dome?". She thought there was a covering that could go over the MK so there would be perfect weather always. :rotfl:

Don't we all just wish this were true!!! :rotfl2:

One year we went to California to visit DW family. My MIL let us use her car so we could go to DLR. Before we left she said "if you get locked out of the car, the number to AAA is in the glove compartment." We just looked at each others and laughed. We bring it up all the time and laugh at it.

Love it!!!! Kinda like "Blondestar!" :lmao:

[Alesia]

If anyone is interested in the original Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW thread, it's right here: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=693927 :)

[wdwgirl03]

I heard one on the boat from the Dolphin over to DHS. There were a couple girls in front of us and one of them said something about the Tower of Terror. Then the other girl said how if she won a night's stay in the hotel she wouldn't do it because it would be too scary or something. :confused3 :laughing: I thought it was kind of funny seeing as it's not really a hotel...

[simonkodousek]

"Why are there so many people!? I thought the parks would be empty because of the heat in July!?" :sad2:

[HollyH]

OK... This one is hard to admit. It didn't happen at WDW but it happened while getting ready to caravan our Grand Gathering party to WDW. (I can't believe I'm posting this).

In a Griswold moment... my DH and my brother packed the roof of our car very well, but very high....... and the car was STILL in the garage! They had to unpack it, drive the car out and start over!

We still are screaming with laughter over that one! :rotfl2:

[ntsammy5]

"Why are there so many people!? I thought the parks would be empty because of the heat in July!?" :sad2:

Now THAT'S funny!

[UrsulasShadow]

"Why are there so many people!? I thought the parks would be empty because of the heat in July!?" :sad2:

And from my own mother...

" I thought that nobody would come here on Christmas!"

[pkondz]

My DH & I were so giddy on our honeymoon that we'd often act silly- not obnoxious- but have fun with random questions. I asked him: "Do you think the turkey leg would be as popular if the claw was still attached?" & He goes: "TO THE LEG?!?! NO!" I can only imagine what the people around us were thinking..:lovestruc

I don't know what's funnier... the question or your DH's response!

[MyGoofy26]

DH's first trip to the Magic Kingdom was commando!!!! He didn't plan it that way - but circumstances out of his control rendered him (under)pantsless! Much like Ms. Possible, if you believe my DS.


Wow, seems like my family, WDW and underpants are starting to become a 'thing'!

Who knew there was a mass underpants shortage in WDW?!

[Buzz Litebeer]

"I thought that nobody would come here on Christmas!"
She's not alone.

One fourth of July I actually overheard a guest complain, "The park is far too crowded! We'll come back on Christmas day -- there won't be anybody here then!"

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

She's not alone.

One fourth of July I actually overheard a guest complain, "The park is far too crowded! We'll come back on Christmas day -- there won't be anybody here then!"

hehehehe

betcha he got a nice Christmas suprise!!

[LSU]

the funniest thing I've SEEN is a recent thread here titled All Star MUSICAL Suites.:rotfl2:

cute!

[OnourwaytoWDW]

On the plane ride down one time a little boy was a few rows in front of us and the whole flight the mom kept stressing the point to be good because we are going to Disney to see Mickey Mouse.
When we landed and started to taxi to the airport, the little boy started to cry. His mom asked him what was wrong, he said he couldn't see Mickey Mouse anywhere.
With a chuckle of group up around us, his mom had to start explaining that they take a car to get to Disney World next to see Mickey Mouse.

[Peggy Jean]

On our first trip with my kids way back in 1993 we spent the whole week telling our DS then only 7 and DD only 6 at the time that lots of what they were seeing were only robotics, like in Haunted Mansion, etc.. We wanted them to enjoy things as much as us. Of course we only intervened when they seem scared or asked, don't want to ruin everything.

Well one evening toward the end of our trip we were having dinner at Tony's and DS wanted to know if the parsley on his plate was real! Way too cute.

[Conan the Librarian]

Yesterday (Monday), we were riding on a bus from the MK to DTD so we could walk back to our Room at SSR. As we rode past the LBV golf course, anther passenger started talking about how "that was the golf course he played while on our honeymoon".

I don't know about you folk, but, golf is the last thing I was thinking of on my honeymoon!

We still get a kick out of that one.

[2poohbears]

OK... This one is hard to admit. It didn't happen at WDW but it happened while getting ready to caravan our Grand Gathering party to WDW. (I can't believe I'm posting this).

In a Griswold moment... my DH and my brother packed the roof of our car very well, but very high....... and the car was STILL in the garage! They had to unpack it, drive the car out and start over!

We still are screaming with laughter over that one! :rotfl2:

THAT is hilarious! And I could see my dh doing that, too. :rotfl2:

[luvthemouse71]

My DH & I were so giddy on our honeymoon that we'd often act silly- not obnoxious- but have fun with random questions. I asked him: "Do you think the turkey leg would be as popular if the claw was still attached?" & He goes: "TO THE LEG?!?! NO!" I can only imagine what the people around us were thinking..:lovestruc
I might buy it especially IF the claw was attached!! Probably nice and crunchy.;)

I'm a turkey leg lover though, so I'm biased.

[BamaFan121s]

The funniest thing I have ever heard that actually landed me (and half the line) hysterical in tears came from a little boy in the Dinosaur queue. We were in the big room where the big Dinosaur skeleton is, the boy was maybe 5 or 6ish and was facinated by it. The dad was pointing things out to the kid saying, "look at his teeth how big they are, and those are his ribs, etc" Then the boy pipes up LOUDLY and says, "And look at that bone between his legs! That must be his willy and look how big IT is!":lmao:

There was no use in trying to contol my laughter...it just couldn't be done. And the poor dad was beet red, mortified, but laughing too.
Some of my other favorites, that I've acutually heard more than once:

"No, we went to Epcot today, we're going to Disney World tomorrow?"

"...yes, we'll go and ride the Shrek ride next..."

Me: "We're going to Disney World"
Random other person: "Oh, I went there years ago...we loved the Hulk coaster."

Generally speaking it always gets me when people mesh the two parks together.

[karajeboo]

The funniest thing I have ever heard that actually landed me (and half the line) hysterical in tears came from a little boy in the Dinosaur queue. We were in the big room where the big Dinosaur skeleton is, the boy was maybe 5 or 6ish and was facinated by it. The dad was pointing things out to the kid saying, "look at his teeth how big they are, and those are his ribs, etc" Then the boy pipes up LOUDLY and says, "And look at that bone between his legs! That must be his willy and look how big IT is!":lmao:



OMG!!! That alone was worth the price of admission!!!!! :rotfl2:

[BamaFan121s]

OMG!!! That alone was worth the price of admission!!!!! :rotfl2:

Oh it definately was!
It's like a Mastercard commercial:
Gas to drive to Disney: $400
Admission: $79
You son pointing out the Dinosaur's big willy for all the guests: Priceless

To this day when we walk through that section of the line, we still laugh and have to acknowledge the Dino's 'willy' in our best-worst British accent.:rotfl:

[disneymom2twins]

I can totally see about merging DW and US together (duh!), but I have to admit when I was a kid, we all called Magic Kingdom "Disney World". Then when EPCOT was built, it was Disney World and EPCOT. Probably not until MGM was built did we finally start refering to MK as actually "The Magic Kingdom"

[FallDisney]

On our trip with the IL's, FIL wanted to eat at the Moroccan restaurant, Marrakesh. So, we stop and MIL is talking to the hostess about all she knows about Morocco is Grace Kelly.

I stood there thinking what in the world is she talking about and then it dawned on me. MIL is thinking Monaco not Morocco. The hostess was nice in correcting her error and pointing out that Morocco was chosen to be in the World Showcase because it was the first country to recognize the newly created United States.

[MyGoofy26]

the funniest thing I've SEEN is a recent thread here titled All Star MUSICAL Suites.:rotfl2:

cute!

You didn't hear about that? A team of CMs greet you in song when you enter your room just like in Annie!

[photobob]

I like to have conversations with young children especially in line or in the bus. I remember talking to a 6-7 year old boy from London and I asked him where he was from and he tells me London. I asked him if he drove or flew from London and he says "We flew." Then I asked why they didn't drive. He says in a beautiful English accent "because we have lots of money!"

[v_gan]

These both happened once we got back from our last trip, and they're both from my mom (of course :laughing:):

Mom: "Mickey and Minnie's houses.. weren't they in Universal?"

Mom on Disney's Photopass: "Didn't they take a picture of us on that Shrek ride?"

[Otter49]

Last week in Epcot - EMH, as we walked across the France/UK bridge a couple of minutes before Illuminations:

A young, obvously frustrated young Mom rushes onto the bridge with her husband and two kids close behind.

She looked around her and said "I give up, there are people everywhere!"

Huh?

[kellig]

OK... This one is hard to admit. It didn't happen at WDW but it happened while getting ready to caravan our Grand Gathering party to WDW. (I can't believe I'm posting this).

In a Griswold moment... my DH and my brother packed the roof of our car very well, but very high....... and the car was STILL in the garage! They had to unpack it, drive the car out and start over!

We still are screaming with laughter over that one! :rotfl2:

We did the same thing on our last trip. Well, not really me...I'm not allowed near the "packing area" due to the fact that I am not a certified, neat, organized, efficient, or any other word that indicates good, packer! :rolleyes1
Don't think I haven't passed some grief along for our upcoming trip!:rotfl2:

[Poohbear123]

Last week in Epcot - EMH, as we walked across the France/UK bridge a couple of minutes before Illuminations:

A young, obvously frustrated young Mom rushes onto the bridge with her husband and two kids close behind.

She looked around her and said "I give up, there are people everywhere!"

Huh?

:laughing: I say the same thing: "Nobody Works, Nobody's Kids go to school!":confused3 This is on a regualr weekday, when kids are suppose to be at school, and parents at work.:confused: "Ther ARE No Slow times!":headache:

[RenaissanceChef]

While eating breakfast at WC, an english couple and their young son ( 5 or 6 years old ) sat at the table next to us.He was full of energy, telling his folks to hurry up and eat or they would miss it ( had not figured out what yet ). Their breakfast comes and inhales a stack of pancakes a side of bacon a bisquit off his mom's plate a glass of juice and a glass of milk.Between every bite he says, Hurry up or we will miss it!!.
We head out to the Bus stop for the bus to AK.They come out 2 minutes later, their son running the whole way...cmon cmon or we will miss it!!.We all board the bus and this kid just cant sit still, bouncing around like my overly endowed Aunt Betty riding on a buckboard on a cobblestone street!!:yay: :yay:
So we get to Ak, get off the bus and start walking for the gate.Then the son says "Father Im Bored"!! and without missing a beat the father in this wonderful proper British accent says " Son, if your bored at Disney you may as well committ suicide":cool1: .I about fell into a bush I was laughing so hard.:rotfl2:

[Brian_WDW74]

I can't find the original thread, but I laughed so hard when I would read it that I thought I'd begin again.... after all, just got back from a week with extended family I heard a LOT just from my group! Of course there was the usual referring to MK as Disney World, but my fave from this trip was my MIL, as we were riding Living with the Land, she said, "I remember when this was at Disney World, in Futureland." What????? :rotfl2:

The original thread is alive and well in our Theme Parks Community sub-forum, and I've merged your thread into it. Have fun! :goodvibes

[oldcrow]

1) Outside Disney Hollywood Studios boarding the boat to go to the Boardwalk one woman says to another woman while pointing at Tower of Terror "we should stay at that hotel next time." She was serious.

2) At Disneyland this past Saturday in the locker area on Main Street. One woman is trying to open her locker by sliding her locker receipt into the machine (instead of typing the combination number onto the screen of said machine.) When the machine would not accept the receipt, her companion said, "you're trying to put it into the wrong slot."

[bennyb98]

Walking in Liberty Square Towards the Haunted Mansion:

"Daddy, whats that big roller coaster?" (pointing to Riverboat)
"Honey, thats a boat" :lmao:

[starrzone]

1) Outside Disney Hollywood Studios boarding the boat to go to the Boardwalk one woman says to another woman while pointing at Tower of Terror "we should stay at that hotel next time." She was serious.



I just hope they don't decide to stay on the 13th floor...:rolleyes1

[Pollito916]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/yeah_itspiggy/just%20stuff/DIS1.jpg



v_gan - are you actually touching Jack Sparrow?!? :faint: I am so jealous! :worship:

[sha_lyn]

And from my own mother...

" I thought that nobody would come here on Christmas!"


Or from my husband when I was planning our first trip to WDW.

"we won't need reservations for spring break People don't to to amusement parks for spring break, they go to the beach."

[thewesterberg]

This happened this past September...DS was 4 and was a little wound up after his first day ever at WDW. We thought sitting in the dark, in the A/C might calm him down, so we headed over to the Hall of Presidents.

Well, it started and all of sudden his little voice said, (quite loudly, mind you) "You've got to be kidding me!"

The people sitting next to us laughed and I turned a million shades of red.

[WDWHeather]

We were at Animal Kingdom just the other day on our way to Expedition Everest. On our way, we were lucky enough to catch D'Vine. We all stood and watched her for a while. As the crowd was departing, a little boy said, "Mom, that was 'Seaweed Monster Man'." :rotfl: We had a good laugh about that one.

[WDWHeather]

I just thought of another funny little comment to share. We hopped on Star Tours at Hollywood Studios. The pilot pops up and shares that it's his first flight and all that jazz. A few rows in front of us a mom says to her little boy, "It's only his first flight." The little boy says, "Oh no!" It was cute and I got a little chuckle out of it. :goodvibes

[wdwgirl03]

We were at Animal Kingdom just the other day on our way to Expedition Everest. On our way, we were lucky enough to catch D'Vine. We all stood and watched her for a while. As the crowd was departing, a little boy said, "Mom, that was 'Seaweed Monster Man'." :rotfl: We had a good laugh about that one.

That is funny...I was just watching our recording of the Samantha Brown Disney Favorites show and they show DiVine on it. You can hear this one little girl in the background saying, "Mom, what is she??" haha

[BrettS]

A few weeks ago I was on the bus from MK back to Saratoga and there were a few teen age girls seated near me. I didn't hear their conversation, but one of them spoke up and scolded her friend and said "Megan, you know that Spanish people don't like to be called Mexican. Just like white people don't like to be called caucasion. They like to be called American."

Luckily it was at the end of the day so it was dark and they couldn't see me laugh.

[BrettS]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

[ClaraBug]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

That is something my MIL would say/do....she is scared of her own shadow!:sad2:

[ntsammy5]

Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can.

That is priceless!

[dizkids]

Our family was waiting for a table at Chef Mickeys right after you get your picture taken. Another family came through with 4 kids and Donald Duck was around. The dad handed out SHARPIE MARKERS to the kids to get the autographs. But he kept yelling at the kids "watch the sharpies, dont move so fast, watch the sharpies". My husband and I crack up to this day....who would give their little kids permanent markers for autographs.

We still say "watch the sharpies" to get a good laugh.

[thomasclan85]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth :blush: . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. :earseek: Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait. :earseek: :cool1: :Pinkbounc

:lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[Pollito916]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

:lmao: That is hysterical! And as a good son, I'm sure you have never teased your mother about it since! :rotfl2:

[BrettS]

My cousin in law (what do you call the guy who married your cousin?) who is in his 40's was at PTC not too long ago and refused to eat his vegetables. When his 'mom' got back to the table and he still wouldn't eat them she calmly went up to him and pinched his nose shut. When he finally opened his mouth to breathe she was ready and shoved a fork full of vegetables in his mouth:)

[NJRRK]

My cousin in law (what do you call the guy who married your cousin?) who is in his 40's was at PTC not too long ago and refused to eat his vegetables. When his 'mom' got back to the table and he still wouldn't eat them she calmly went up to him and pinched his nose shut. When he finally opened his mouth to breathe she was ready and shoved a fork full of vegetables in his mouth:)

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

[BrettS]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

Oh... the PTC is not a scary place... the servers are there to provide entertainment. If he had said he wasn't eating his vegetables because of an allergy then she wouldn't have tried to do something like that. My cousin in law is the type that would have been giving the server a hard time all meal and they know to play with the people who want to be played with.

If someone shy goes in there they might get yelled at a bit for leaving their hat on or putting their elbows on the table, but the servers wouldn't try something physical like that if the didn't know that the person could take it.

I'm a bit on the shy side, but even I think it's a lot of fun. Still, though, it's not for everyone... if you don't enjoy that sort of thing then don't go... Disney should be a fun experience for everyone. But please don't be afraid of it or think that it's an accident waiting to happen.

Brett

[Hootch]

at PTC are very conscientious. We were there a couple of years ago when my daughter had just turned three. Our CM started his shtick as we ordered. Our daughter immediately went into melt down. I took her outside to calm her down and my wife told the CM that we needed to hurry our meal. When I got back the food was on the table. It was back to the hotel immediately afterwards for a nap.

[Candid]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

Well, I don't know about MOST adults but if I knew I had an allergy to something (especially something that could KILL me!!) then I would have informed my server beforehand so that the item in question would not be put on my plate :confused3

eta: Also wouldn't an adult who didn't WANT to open his mouth have physically removed the servers hand??

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Not to mention that you can breath through you mouth without opening it enough to have food put in it.

[tinkfan355]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

HAHA!!!! Oh wow! When i read this i laughed untill i cried!!
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[teddygurl28]

this wasnt in disney but ... i was out to dinner with my boyfriend and we were talking about our upcoming disney trip as usual...now i hve talked his ear off already for the past 2 months since i booked this since he is clueless about disney....so he looks at me and asks with all seriousness...."i know disneyland is in california and i know disney is in florida...but where is walt disney world...is that in europe or something?" ...before i could open my mouth he goes oh wait yeh walt disney world thats eurodisney in england or france, yeh france. :lmao: i then went into my walt disney world resort is located in central florida named after walt disney himself speech...which im sure many of you have also memorized after watching the travel channel specials over and over again. but yes he thought disney in florida was called disney in florida and walt disney world was in europe (i do know disneyland paris..but thats not wdw) maybe not as funny typed out..but it was funny in person

[DisneyMom5]

this wasnt in disney but ... i was out to dinner with my boyfriend and we were talking about our upcoming disney trip as usual...now i hve talked his ear off already for the past 2 months since i booked this since he is clueless about disney....so he looks at me and asks with all seriousness...."i know disneyland is in california and i know disney is in florida...but where is walt disney world...is that in europe or something?" ...before i could open my mouth he goes oh wait yeh walt disney world thats eurodisney in england or france, yeh france. :lmao: i then went into my walt disney world resort is located in central florida named after walt disney himself speech...which im sure many of you have also memorized after watching the travel channel specials over and over again. but yes he thought disney in florida was called disney in florida and walt disney world was in europe (i do know disneyland paris..but thats not wdw) maybe not as funny typed out..but it was funny in person

He has NO idea what he is in for. :rotfl:

Here's hoping he comes back a convert! :thumbsup2 :wizard:

[bizeemom4]

We were walking in to World Showcase from the back entrance. We walk up to a family as they round the corner to France. The daughter (about 10), sensing the Dad is a little "off" says to the Dad "Are you drunk?" The dad, carrying a plastic cup says "Makayla!" She said "You're drinking everything but water!"

My DD16 and I chuckled all week about it.

[kayla87]

DH and I were standing in line for the Liberty Belle and a couple next to us asked us if it was the boat to Epcot. They had some sort of accent, but we're not sure where they were from. After a moment of shock, my DH recovered to tell them they would have to exit the park and take the monorail.

Another couple we encountered on the bus back to POR became a recurring joke for us throughout the trip. They were giving tips to a mom, saying they could ride boats from MK to resorts, but that Disney doesn't tell you about them, and they are kind of a secret. For such a big secret, they don't hide the docks very well...

[pkondz]

Another couple we encountered on the bus back to POR became a recurring joke for us throughout the trip. They were giving tips to a mom, saying they could ride boats from MK to resorts, but that Disney doesn't tell you about them, and they are kind of a secret. For such a big secret, they don't hide the docks very well...

:lmao: And if you stay on the monorail long enough, it'll eventually take you to AK and DHS too! :rotfl:

[Tigger&Aidan]

DH heard this one - a family was getting off the TOT and the kid said to the dad, "dad, I'm thirsty, I want a Sprite" - the dad said, "I'm not buying you a Sprite, if you're thirsty, drink your own spit." DH thought that one was pretty funny!

[JustMickey]

DH heard this one - a family was getting off the TOT and the kid said to the dad, "dad, I'm thirsty, I want a Sprite" - the dad said, "I'm not buying you a Sprite, if you're thirsty, drink your own spit." DH thought that one was pretty funny!

LOL! :lmao:

[arielchickenofthesea]

That is funny...I was just watching our recording of the Samantha Brown Disney Favorites show and they show DiVine on it. You can hear this one little girl in the background saying, "Mom, what is she??" haha

They just ran the repeat of this a couple days ago. I love D'Vine! She is so beautifuul!

[dwheatl]

Did anyone notice that on "So You think You Can Dance", the salsa dancer said, "Circus Ole'?":lmao:

[Teacher03]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

I'm sure if you had allergies to veggies, you wouldn't order them. They don't force feed you food from someone else's plate! Seriously, don't let that stop you from eating there, it is a very fun place. My DH was force fed AND had to stand with his nose in the corner. I thought my kids were going to die laughing.

[pampam]

Did anyone notice that on "So You think You Can Dance", the salsa dancer said, "Circus Ole'?":lmao:

Yes, I caught that one. I also noticed when a couple was doing a vienese waltz, in his coments Nigel called it a vietnamese waltz. :rolleyes1 I watched the rerun and put it on closed caption to hear it again:rotfl2: :rotfl:

[tinkgurl]

Just got back today from a trip! And heard some pretty good things!

At the bus stop at Animal Kingdom, we get on the bus to go over to Animal Kingdom Lodge to check how far the villas building is coming. These two ladies are standing outside the bus, pointing at the bus and then looking at each other confused. The bus driver yells to them and they get on and ask him, "Is this the bus to Animal Kingdom?" He says "No, Animal Kingdom Lodge, which is the resort". They say, "Then where is Animal Kingdom at?" He gives them a confused look and says, "Ma'am, you're there. Just head to your right and keep going until you reach the entrance." :rotfl:

[mommytoone]

Just got back today from a trip! And heard some pretty good things!

At the bus stop at Animal Kingdom, we get on the bus to go over to Animal Kingdom Lodge to check how far the villas building is coming. These two ladies are standing outside the bus, pointing at the bus and then looking at each other confused. The bus driver yells to them and they get on and ask him, "Is this the bus to Animal Kingdom?" He says "No, Animal Kingdom Lodge, which is the resort". They say, "Then where is Animal Kingdom at?" He gives them a confused look and says, "Ma'am, you're there. Just head to your right and keep going until you reach the entrance." :rotfl:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Too Funny!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Fairyntraining]

In 2005, my DH and I were standing near the entrance of Astro Orbiter when a lady, in an exasperated tone asked a CM "Now where do I get in line for MGM." NICE, read a travel guide!

[Fairyntraining]

DBF and I were in Epcot and we overheard a couple arguing. The wife was ranting about a lost video camera. She kept saying "I knew that you would lose it, who brings a video camera to a place like this." My friend and I looked at each other and at the same time said "Who doesn't bring a video camera to a place like this." It gets better, the husband is taking it in stride not losing his temper and about that time she sticks her finger in his face and says "Good Job!"

Let us remember that someone is always watching.

[Fairyntraining]

I posted this in another thread.. but it really belongs here...

Last week :

- One of my travelling companions is.. well.. let's say he's 'gassy' and he had to use the restroom at MK. He knew there were others in there .. but he was trying to be quiet and thought he had succeededl.. till he heard from a stall a few down from him about a 4 or 5 year old kid say "See Daddy? That guy's having pooh trouble too!"

Apparently .. there was laughter throughout the bathroom..

J

:lmao:

[splashmtrider]

I have four, not sure if there funny

someone complained that there were more than one drop on tower ot terror

someone told us not to go on rockin rollar coaster because the music was too loud

someone complained that they got wet on backlot tour

someone argued with a cast member because you could not take you shoes off on kali river rapids

[abeyst]

Leaving Minnie's house in Toontown, I heard

Daughter: "Mom, how come Minnie doesn't have a bedroom her house?"

Mom: "She sleeps over at Mickey's, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone."

[Teacher03]

Leaving Minnie's house in Toontown, I heard

Daughter: "Mom, how come Minnie doesn't have a bedroom her house?"

Mom: "She sleeps over at Mickey's, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone."


:rotfl:

[JustMickey]

Leaving Minnie's house in Toontown, I heard

Daughter: "Mom, how come Minnie doesn't have a bedroom her house?"

Mom: "She sleeps over at Mickey's, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone."

:lmao: :lmao:

[jezebella]

Last weekend in the MK parking lot while waiting for the tram, a family was standing next to us that had obviously never been to DW and had not researched anything....They kept asking people where the tram went because they didn't know where they were.

Then the ferry that takes you from the T&TC to the MK sounded it's horn and the father quickly responds "you hear that? That must be the Disney Cruise Line!" --- apparently the Ocean now runs through Orlando :rotfl2: :confused3

[karajeboo]

Then the ferry that takes you from the T&TC to the MK sounded it's horn and the father quickly responds "you hear that? That must be the Disney Cruise Line!" --- apparently the Ocean now runs through Orlando :rotfl2: :confused3

Wow! Who knew? And here I thought Orlando was in the middle of Florida? :confused3

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[jetienne]

HAHAHA im crying right now

[Belle5]

Last weekend in the MK parking lot while waiting for the tram, a family was standing next to us that had obviously never been to DW and had not researched anything....They kept asking people where the tram went because they didn't know where they were.

Then the ferry that takes you from the T&TC to the MK sounded it's horn and the father quickly responds "you hear that? That must be the Disney Cruise Line!" --- apparently the Ocean now runs through Orlando :rotfl2: :confused3

:rotfl: :rotfl: You didn't hear about the new canal that Disney built so that it could take guests from it's parks right onto their cruise ship? You have to keep up with these things!

[jezebella]

:rotfl2: Omgosh...last weekend, serioulsy....I think 90% of the ppl there had never been before and did no research whatsoever! DD and I just kept running into ppl all over the place that were lost.

Also, on the way to the MK, we got on the monorail and there was a lady and her daughter in the same car as us. As we went through the Contemporary, she started having a fit wanting to know where they were going b/c they should be going to Epcot. I told her that she would have to take the monorail back to the T&TC and then GET OFF this monorail and get on the one to epcot. She looked so puzzled at this and said she thought it just went onto epcot after the mk. Then, I had to explain this to her again, with emphasis that T&TC is where she has to get off to get to epcot becuase some guy standing next to me told her he thinks she can get off at MK and catch a monorail directly to epcot from there! :confused3

Both of these were in the same day.....within 10 minutes!!

[mommystieg]

While we were there in June we overheard a few:

Man trying to convince rest of family to ride Dinosaur:

"Aw, come on..it's just a Jeep ride."
(Riiiiggghhhtt....)

In the Italy pavilion at Epcot:

"I am going to America, there aren't any bathrooms here."
(I wonder if that's what brought the Pilgrims to America)

At AKL, overheard a woman on the phone talking:

"There are some nice Giselles out here."

You know how on the KS they always point out the bongos and then tell you people think they are related to the zebra but they are actually part of the giraffe family? Well anyway, after we got off the ride we were walking on the trails and came up on the bongos and wouldn't you know it...the people next to us said "Hey look at this animal; he looks like a zebra."

[wdwtheplacetobe]

1.One night, VERY LATE at nite we were coming home on the Disney buses...

It was the end of football season and 2 guys were talking. Everyone else on the bus was very quiet and very tired. Every time a team was mentioned that was not his own, this guy exclaimed loudly "THEY SUCK." By the end of the ride he had said it about 8 times, so we took a picture of the "they suck" guy.

2. Another LATE nite on the Disney buses, we passed the huge McDonald's that is on property. This kid had been at MK ALL day and well into the night, and kept screaming "I want McDonald's, I want McDonald's!!!!"

:confused3 :lmao: :confused3 :lmao:

[Disney1976]

Then the ferry that takes you from the T&TC to the MK sounded it's horn and the father quickly responds "you hear that? That must be the Disney Cruise Line!" --- apparently the Ocean now runs through Orlando :rotfl2: :confused3

A friend of mine worked as a CM at one of the resorts, and had to explain to people all the time why they couldn't have a room with an ocean view, no matter how much they paid or complained!

[pampam]

I have to clarify, by saying that this didn't happen in WDW. But it could have. It could have happened anywhere. I just think it's sooo funny.

I was wearing a turquoise woven belt, and a little girl about 5 years old came up to me and said " I like your belt". I said "thank you, I like your necklace." She again said "I like your belt". But added "My dad has one just like it" . I thought really, her dad has a ladies turquoise belt, but then she added "but it's grey. And it's a hat.":rotfl: :goodvibes :lmao: :lmao: The dad and I had a good laugh over that one. His belt was just the same, except it was a grey hat.:rotfl:

[Kevenswife2]

I have to clarify, by saying that this didn't happen in WDW. But it could have. It could have happened anywhere. I just think it's sooo funny.

I was wearing a turquoise woven belt, and a little girl about 5 years old came up to me and said " I like your belt". I said "thank you, I like your necklace." She again said "I like your belt". But added "My dad has one just like it" . I thought really, her dad has a ladies turquoise belt, but then she added "but it's grey. And it's a hat.":rotfl: :goodvibes :lmao: :lmao: The dad and I had a good laugh over that one. His belt was just the same, except it was a grey hat.:rotfl:

:rotfl: My DD does this too. What she usually means is the item is the same fabric or pattern. It's still funny though. :rotfl:

[BriarRose04]

bump! this is hilarious!

[Otter49]

A few days ago at America Gardens Theater we were watching Captain Fantastic do his Sir Elton tribute.

After a few minutes, a woman behind us tapped my wife on the shoulder and asked "Is that really Elton John?"

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

When we were in Epcot last summer buying a print in the Art of Animation store, I started overhearing a conversation between a guest and a CM. She was saying something like, "What do you mean the countries aren't in the big ball?" So he kindly explained to her that that was a ride and the countries were around the lagoon. Her response? "I can't walk around outside in this heat!"

[abeyst]

Not at WDW, but it was about WDW.....

I was at CVS last night picking up some hair color, and while I'm in the ailse choosing the color I hear the cashier up front say "Now who in their right mind would go to Epcot to ride in the ball?" I wanted to laugh, but I said "I go to Epcot to ride in the ball!" Then she said "Yeah, but do you ride it like 14 times in a row? And is it your favorite ride? My boyfriend does."

So if all else fails for the Epcot ball, there will be at least 1 huge fan of Spaceship Earth here in Michigan :)

[Si+Am]

this is hilarious!!!!! :lmao:

[flick]

My DH and I were taking pictures of EE when a family stopped beside us. The dad lookes at his family and said "look there is the new ride Expedition Everest. You know that it was modeled after Mount Kikimanjaro." My DH had to cover my mouth because I was laughung so hard and he did not want the man to be offended. :lmao: Not even the same continent!

[One Year Pin]

Last week, I walking through the park (DHS) and I saw a woman say "Look, there's the Tower of Terror."


She was pointing at Mickey's Sorcerer Hat.

[UrsulasShadow]

My DH and I were taking pictures of EE when a family stopped beside us. The dad lookes at his family and said "look there is the new ride Expedition Everest. You know that it was modeled after Mount Kikimanjaro." My DH had to cover my mouth because I was laughung so hard and he did not want the man to be offended. :lmao: Not even the same continent!

Gee, the name of the ride didn't give it away?:lmao:

[TrulyMadlyDisney]

Last WDW trip, DH and I were sitting on a bench in MK. We heard a family before we saw them. They were having a "heated" discussion with their 7 yo son. As they were walking by us the son said to his mother, with a very stern look on his face "don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry"
We cracked up about that all day. And even now when we have a "heated" discussion, one of us will say " don't make me angry. . . ." and start laughing:rotfl:

[SweaterInJune]

Last WDW trip, DH and I were sitting on a bench in MK. We heard a family before we saw them. They were having a "heated" discussion with their 7 yo son. As they were walking by us the son said to his mother, with a very stern look on his face "don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry"
We cracked up about that all day. And even now when we have a "heated" discussion, one of us will say " don't make me angry. . . ." and start laughing:rotfl:

haha...this reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode: It's a Good Life... (season 3)

[IshallcallhimSquishy]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

A fellow DISer was videotaping her sons at a Character Breakfast probably about 17 years ago when she was approached by a very angry husband; he proceeded to ask my friend to stop taking pictures of his wife. My friend said "which was is she, Chip or Dale???", he just looked at my friend really strange and retreated back to his table where.......Meryl Streep was dining with her family, which of course my friend was not taping her until the husband peaked my friends interest. The whole this is on the video tape and it is priceless:rotfl:

[pkondz]

... "which was is she, Chip or Dale???"...

:lmao:

[SweaterInJune]

A fellow DISer was videotaping her sons at a Character Breakfast probably about 17 years ago when she was approached by a very angry husband; he proceeded to ask my friend to stop taking pictures of his wife. My friend said "which was is she, Chip or Dale???", he just looked at my friend really strange and retreated back to his table where.......Meryl Streep was dining with her family, which of course my friend was not taping her until the husband peaked my friends interest. The whole this is on the video tape and it is priceless:rotfl:

Ha! There are so many celebrities that come to WDW and are unnoticed entirely and most guests have enough sense not to bother someone who looks like they might be 'so-and-so' on vacation. If they are with guest relations, then they will be spotted more easily, but while I was working, I had several celebs approach me to ask questions at different times. Most people, if they do notice, don't realize until they're gone anyhow... I pulled up to load my truck one day and thought, 'Wow...that guy really looks like David Beckham.' He got on a full truck of people, solo. No one thought twice about him. I only found out later from supervisors that he was in AK that day, sans GR. Not that it would have made a bit of difference, but that just illustrates my point.

Nice story :lmao:

[cindyfan]

haha...this reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode: It's a Good Life... (season 3)

:lmao: :lmao: One of my favorite episodes!!!! Talking Tina doll!!!!!:lmao: :lmao:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

:lmao: :lmao: One of my favorite episodes!!!! Talking Tina doll!!!!!:lmao: :lmao:

No, I think they were referring to the one with Billy Mumy. Who could send people to the corn field if they had "bad" thoughts!

[pkondz]

No, I think they were referring to the one with Billy Mumy. Who could send people to the corn field if they had "bad" thoughts!

Billy Mumy's character was Anthony Fremont on the episode "It's a Good Life", and yes, if you thought bad thoughts you'd be sent to "the corn field"... except for Dan Hollis of course ... :scared1:

[cindyfan]

No, I think they were referring to the one with Billy Mumy. Who could send people to the corn field if they had "bad" thoughts!

OOPs...... Sorry, got the 2 episodes confused for a moment....... the episode with Telly Sevalis and the Talking Tina doll was the one that the doll said "you better be nice to me!"
Thanks!

[lilybrooke14]

Ha! There are so many celebrities that come to WDW and are unnoticed entirely and most guests have enough sense not to bother someone who looks like they might be 'so-and-so' on vacation. If they are with guest relations, then they will be spotted more easily, but while I was working, I had several celebs approach me to ask questions at different times. Most people, if they do notice, don't realize until they're gone anyhow... I pulled up to load my truck one day and thought, 'Wow...that guy really looks like David Beckham.' He got on a full truck of people, solo. No one thought twice about him. I only found out later from supervisors that he was in AK that day, sans GR. Not that it would have made a bit of difference, but that just illustrates my point.

Nice story :lmao:

I used to work at a resort, and this would happen to us from time to time. "Wow, that guy really looked like (enter z-list celebrity name here)" and then we'd go check the book and it would be them. Yes, we had a book of important information at the resort for the employees, updated daily. If there were any celebrities that were supposed to be there that day, they would make sure to put it in there. Along with instructions reminding all staff to leave them alone, unless they wanted special treatment, and then to give it to them or find someone who could. Oh, and to generally keep the other guests away from them (although they usually were smart enough to keep to themselves).

The kicker? This was BRANSON! Trust me. Usually we didn't even know who the "celebrity" was. I actually really offended one of them once by asking for a driver's license when they were paying. I didn't recognize them. I got the "Don't you know who I am?" shpeal. Ummm....No. When you were hot...I wasn't born yet. Sorry. :rolleyes:

[MyGoofy26]

The kicker? This was BRANSON! Trust me. Usually we didn't even know who the "celebrity" was. I actually really offended one of them once by asking for a driver's license when they were paying. I didn't recognize them. I got the "Don't you know who I am?" shpeal. Ummm....No. When you were hot...I wasn't born yet. Sorry. :rolleyes:

My friend worked at a store in Orlando when one of her favorite musicians came in. I'm blanking on his name at the moment, though I can see him plain as day in my head. He was a rocker. She couldn't believe it and although she knew it had to be him, she asked for his driver's license when he got to the register and paid with a credit card just to make absolutely sure just because she couldn't believe she'd be that lucky. :rotfl:

[SweaterInJune]

No, I think they were referring to the one with Billy Mumy. Who could send people to the corn field if they had "bad" thoughts!

Billy Mumy's character was Anthony Fremont on the episode "It's a Good Life", and yes, if you thought bad thoughts you'd be sent to "the corn field"... except for Dan Hollis of course ... :scared1:


Exactly! A great episode... I saw a sequel to it on the new Twilight Zone("It's Still A Good Life"...also Season 3, episode 8)... About little Anthony all grown up and his daughter... (played by Bill Mumy,again, his actual daughter, and Cloris Leachman again as his mother!) You can imagine how that went...haha. I mean, it was a nice episode--a very nice episode!

The new ones pale in comparison to the originals, as you would expect. Although it's interesting to see what the show would be if it took place today. The old ones are still entertaining, but this new series...it's only mildly entertaining now. The entirely new stories are okay... I'll still take it over the "reality tv" any day!

We now return to our 'funniest comments' thread already in progress...

[GOOFYsince71]

A fellow DISer was videotaping her sons at a Character Breakfast probably about 17 years ago when she was approached by a very angry husband; he proceeded to ask my friend to stop taking pictures of his wife. My friend said "which one is she, Chip or Dale???", he just looked at my friend really strange and retreated back to his table where.......Meryl Streep was dining with her family, which of course my friend was not taping her until the husband peaked my friends interest. The whole this is on the video tape and it is priceless:rotfl:


I was thinking of sending the video to Meryl, she has such a great sense of humor.

[dwheatl]

Last WDW trip, DH and I were sitting on a bench in MK. We heard a family before we saw them. They were having a "heated" discussion with their 7 yo son. As they were walking by us the son said to his mother, with a very stern look on his face "don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry"
We cracked up about that all day. And even now when we have a "heated" discussion, one of us will say " don't make me angry. . . ." and start laughing:rotfl:

That is what the Hulk said before he went green.

[SweaterInJune]

I was thinking of sending the video to Meryl, she has such a great sense of humor.

You should! I would love to get something like that if I was famous... :rotfl:

[jessyj1977]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :laughing:

[antree]

All of these stories are too funny. Here are mine.

I'll start with the most recent one.
1-In July I was on the bus with my DS going to MK and a Mother and her Daughter get on. The daughter ask "where are we going" the Mother all excited screams "Disney World"

The next ones are out of the mouth of my childern.

2-My DD maybe 6 yrs old at the time picks a pearl in Japan, when they open it, it was huge they bang the dong make all the noise and my DD is crying "I don't want a big one." she refused to take it from them. I had to coach her in to taking it. She did not want it, it was too big.:confused3 :rotfl: We still tease her 8 yrs later.

3-my son was about 3 at the time, we are in MK having lunch at The Plaza, the parade starts and he gets all excited, so I take him outside to see some of it.
As we are walking to the street he is screaming "Disney World is starting, Disney World is starting"

4-Same son a year later we are in Disney for New Years. We just arrive at the Hotel and we are walking to Epcot. He is so excited {he just loves Disney:love: } I call my Mom so she can hear how Excited he is, He gets on the phone and says " Grandmom, we are at DownTown Disney World":rotfl:

Kids, they are too Funny:lmao:

[pkondz]

...my son was about 3 at the time, we are in MK having lunch at The Plaza, the parade starts and he gets all excited, so I take him outside to see some of it.
As we are walking to the street he is screaming "Disney World is starting, Disney World is starting"...

That's awesome. :thumbsup2

[TrulyMadlyDisney]

haha...this reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode: It's a Good Life... (season 3)

With Billy Mumy, yes. Twilight Zone, my all time fav show.
I think the Incredible Hulk used to say that.

[littlewitch34]

Last WDW trip, DH and I were sitting on a bench in MK. We heard a family before we saw them. They were having a "heated" discussion with their 7 yo son. As they were walking by us the son said to his mother, with a very stern look on his face "don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry"
We cracked up about that all day. And even now when we have a "heated" discussion, one of us will say " don't make me angry. . . ." and start laughing:rotfl:

If I was the mother, I would have burst into laughter and said, "Well... we're in the wrong park for this..."

[Buzz Litebeer]

Billy Mumy's character was Anthony Fremont on the episode "It's a Good Life", and yes, if you thought bad thoughts you'd be sent to "the corn field"... except for Dan Hollis of course ... :scared1:
Sharp-eyed Guests at the Tower of Terror might spot this poster in the lobby:

http://img1.picturewizard.com/13268A6/0/Tip_Top_Club1.JPG

[dwheatl]

Sharp-eyed Guests at the Tower of Terror might spot this poster in the lobby:

http://img1.picturewizard.com/13268A6/0/Tip_Top_Club1.JPG

I never made the connection. Cool!

[hogwartsdropout]

Today at the Magic Kingdom stood at bag check I heard.. "Er.....how do we get in???"

At Epcot a few days ago in the UK a girl said to someone else, "Come on, I want to see Mary Poppins' house!!"

[LuvMickey36]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

[Sk8Leigh]

As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[2poohbears]

Oh, my! :rotfl: Been there, done that!

[Diznotyzed]

2-My DD maybe 6 yrs old at the time picks a pearl in Japan, when they open it, it was huge they bang the dong make all the noise and my DD is crying "I don't want a big one." she refused to take it from them. I had to coach her in to taking it. She did not want it, it was too big.:confused3 :rotfl: We still tease her 8 yrs later.
Okay, this typo made me laugh as much as the story! (highlighting mine)

[BoosGram]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

That is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. Thanks for sharing! :rotfl2:

[pl'smama]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!



I think I left a deposit in my own pull up after reading this. That is hilarious!!! I can just picture this look on your child's face like, "touch me and die". That was the best laugh I have had in a long time.

Suz

[Disney1976]

[QUOTE=LuvMickey36;26756276]I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".
QUOTE]

:rotfl: Now THAT is the definition of a true Disney fan. Talk about dedication and commitment!

But I bet he wasn't too happy about having to leave the front of the line!

[savvy?71]

At Typhoon Lagoon, waiting to grab rafts for the river float--

"Some bloke pinched my float" :eek:

The family was more laughing about it; no one was truly mad. But the dialect/wording used from people all over can crack you up!

[Disney_Angel]

I think there might have been a thread like this, but we overheard something so funny last weekend I just had to share. While we were in MGM Studios we heard a teen telling anothere teen that they were going to see the " Ozzie Osborne Christmas lights" :rotfl: Now those would be some interesting lights!!!


Sharrroooon!!! :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth :blush: . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. :earseek: Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait. :earseek: :cool1: :Pinkbounc

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

Its not a comment, but there was an asian woman about 85 yrs old, and her shirt, in huge letters on the front said EAT S%$T!

Se did not speak a word of english, somebody must havetold her itsaid Mickey mouse or something.

:lmao: :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

In Epcot, there's a british boy about 7 or 8 who's at a urinal with his father. The kid has that adorable children's british accent and says to his father. "Father, it won't come out. I'm too nervous." I'm still laughing about that one.


:rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

Two of my favorites:

- A woman approaching the Haunted Mansion with her family "Oh, let's go in the Wax Museum!"

- A woman on a cell phone by the pool at the Poly, in a very loud voice, "Just meet us in front of Pirates of Penzance"


:rotfl2:

[bluejasmine]

All of these stories are too funny. Here are mine.

I'll start with the most recent one.
1-In July I was on the bus with my DS going to MK and a Mother and her Daughter get on. The daughter ask "where are we going" the Mother all excited screams "Disney World"


That reminds me of someone...ME!! I get almost more excited than my kids.. Im almost in tears when I see the WDW signs on I4! Pulling up to our resort is almost torture.. and then.. relief when Im walking down Main St USA! LOL!

Ill be on my honeymoon soon DH to be has NO idea what he is about to deal with a whole other side of me. He knows me as timid and quiet that will change! :rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but maybe the stupidest, and it came out of MY mouth!! Actually, my family thinks it's pretty funny and can't stop teasing me about it. Every trip since, no matter who is with me, they've heard the story and have to see where it happened!
In June, 2002, I was at WDW with just my then-17 year old DS. We had never seen AKL, so decided to go there on our arrival night, to check out the hotel, eat dinner at Mara, and go see some animals. As we were standing outside TRYING to see animals (it was already dark, plus I'm near-sighted and had forgotten my glasses!), I decided to look around at the balconies. I then made the STUPID comment, "Hey, look! Isn't that weird? There are people on every balcony and they are ALL skinny and have little heads!" To which my DS replied, "Mom....those are poles...".


:laughing:

[haley123]

Saw a woman in DHS insisting a CM show her where the Jaws ride was. She when the CM said that ride wasn't in that park she pulled out a Universal Studios map to "prove" there was such a ride.

[Buzz Litebeer]

- A woman approaching the Haunted Mansion with her family "Oh, let's go in the Wax Museum!"

- A woman on a cell phone by the pool at the Poly, in a very loud voice, "Just meet us in front of Pirates of Penzance"
On a semi-related note, Pirates of the Caribbean (at DLR) was originally supposed to be a Wax Museum.

[lehnski]

not heard in WDW, but related and funny.... when picking our hotel for our WDW trip this summer, I was showing my boys the hotel choices... my 5yr old sees a photo from ASM of the building with the 3 story Woody and screams "I want to stay in the BIG WOODY hotel"... trying not to laugh too loud, I couldn't resist and told him "so does your father, honey... so does your father"
it has become a favorite story of with the girls at work... now they all ask if I am ready for the "Big Woody hotel" :rolleyes1

[Disney_Angel]

This isn’t really a comment but it sure was funny. I went in the single rider line for Test Track not too long ago and although I am in my mid-thirties, I must look younger than I thought!

I was in the back row of one of the cars in the outside seat on the right and every turn we made, every bump we hit the lady sitting next to me gave me the “mom arm” – you know – the slap their arm across your chest like they are gonna save you arm? When we went out on the track for the fast part of the ride – she practically had me pinned to my seat! I thought it was hysterical and laughed the whole time. She was a little embarassed but I just told her I have been known to throw the "mom arm" myself! (Although usually on my kid!)

The mom arm. :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.

the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Oh my! :headache:

[Disney_Angel]

This might be one of those you-had-to-be-there kinda things, but it cracked me up when I heard it. We were on our way back to the front of Epcot at the end of our Segway tour. It was the last tour of the morning, so the park was open and other guests were walking around when I heard this exchange between a little boy and his mom:

Little boy: Mom, why are those people riding those things?
Mom: I dunno, maybe they're lazy.

Priceless :rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

I once overheard this exchange:

Son (pointing at the Guests in the FastPass lane): "Why do all those people get to go in front of us?"

Mom: "Oh, those are all the rich people who paid extra."

(Yes, I gave them a free education about FastPass.)

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

is Walt Disney World????? We were staying at Disney's Vero Beach resort last summer and some women was expressing her disappointment in Disney World . . . she thought there'd be at least some rides other than the pool slide. My jaw dropped. I composed myself and explained that this is where people come to relax AFTER a visit to WDW. Yeesh!!!!!

She replied that she's from Nebraska and people from Nebraska don't travel to Disney because they have the zoo. Bet there are a few Nebraskans out there who would beg to differ . . . and may I ask what the zoo has to do with not going to WDW???

Think I shared this before, but I also thought it might be worth sharing again.

I just don't know what to say...:scared1:

Tell her to stay at the zoo so I can have a little more of Disney to myself. :rotfl:

[Disney_Angel]

While staying at the All Star Resorts, I was getting some information from the front desk CM and a lady walks up asking which way she needs to go to 'walk' to Epcot. The CM very politely explains to her that is several miles to walk to Epcot and it would be best to take the bus and showed her the bus stop area. She pulls out her map and says that she CHOSE this resort so that they could walk to Epcot and Animal Kingdom because she checked her map and it wasn't that far! The CM again explains that it is a loooonnng walk and the bus would be better. She insisted a friend told her she could WALK to Epcot and that is what she was going to! I stood quietly to the side with aching ribs trying not to laugh out loud. She finally stomped off and said "I'll figure out how to walk there myself!". I wonder if she ever got there.

Shari M.

I think I saw her walking last September :rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

So, finally Mr. hate-to-wait-saved-all-year-this-is-my-vacation" comes sauntering up...not in any hurry at all and gets on the bus!

There was a young couple sitting across from us and the young man gets up as Mr. Vacation is getting on, bows and with a very British accent, tells him that his reserved seating is in the back. The whole bus just busted out laughing!

Gotta give that bus driver credit...I'd have smashed that lady with the door and driven off!


Reserved seating? Must have been those rich people that paid extra!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

In 2003 I was working at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. As part of my training, I had to be taught how to use a pargo (golf cart) and also learn about the bus stations. My trainer was a nice gentleman from Peru and he had a very thick accent. We were driving around on the pargo and he told me that there were two bus stations, one at the front and one in the back of resort by Pioneer Hall. He told the names of the stations were the "Apples" and the "Salmon" (as he pronounced Sal-oh-mon). ...At least, that's what I thought he said. For months I would tell guests to take a purple, red or yellow bus from the "Apples" depot back to the "Salmon" depot. Finally one day a guest told me, "I don't know where the "Apples" place is you're telling me, but I do know where the "Outpost" and the "Settlement" are."

"Apples" = Outpost
"Salmon" = Settlement

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I was so embarassed. Hahaha :lmao:

princess:

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[DisneyCampers]

Saw a woman in DHS insisting a CM show her where the Jaws ride was. She when the CM said that ride wasn't in that park she pulled out a Universal Studios map to "prove" there was such a ride.

We were in WDW in June waiting for the bus and a women said she was going to DHS to ride jaws. SOmeone told her jaws wasn't there but she insisted that it was and she had ridden it there many years ago.

[declansdad]

This was from our last week.

My dw and I were walking into the Coral Reef for an ADR around 5:30. A woman was walking out and told her party that they had no tables available. Another lady in her party stated, "this is Disney, that's crap!".

I guess she never heard of ADRs.

[swald91]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

I have only made it through the 1st 5 pages of this thread but this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!! I can actually hear a child yelling it!!!!:lmao: :rotfl2:

[nanceliz]

Just to keep this going because it is so funny:rotfl2:
It isn't so much as funny as it was cute---When my oldest son was little, on one of our first trips we made a second walk through fantasyland and he pointed up to IASW and said really excited "Look mommy, it's the Doll's singing I want to go see the Dolls singing"
We still refer to it that way and he is 18 now.

[dwheatl]

Can't remember if I posted this here before, and it's actually DL, not WDW, but it's still awful funny:

We were watching the Electrical Parade at DL, and my DD was about 3. She was up in my arms, and she waved, and wanted me to wave, to every character who went buy. Suddenly, as Dumbo and his entourage approach, she pulls down my arm, sticks her face in my face, and says, "DON'T wave to the clowns, Mommy!"
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s149/valeriejeanwhite/P3240748.jpg

Scary, aren't they?

[shakebear]

on wednesday, we were walking around in tomorrowland waiting for our fastpass time for space mountain and i distinctly heard someone say "well, i don't know how much you want to chew on her hair, but it's up to you.." and then the person marched off.

[Diznejen1]

Dh and I rode Small World on our vacation this past July.
Just before the boat enters the last room with good-bye in all the different languages the little boy behind us got very excited. He pointed to the top of the doorway where there stood a little boy figure with a lasso in a cowboy hat. The the little boy exclaimed "Look mama, he's from Texas!"
What a cutie! :cutie:

[aidansmommy]

We were in Epcot, passing a shop with hats(one was of daisy) and a teenager turns to one of her friends and says, "oh look, it's girl donald!"

[Disney_Angel]

The funniest thing I have ever heard that actually landed me (and half the line) hysterical in tears came from a little boy in the Dinosaur queue. We were in the big room where the big Dinosaur skeleton is, the boy was maybe 5 or 6ish and was facinated by it. The dad was pointing things out to the kid saying, "look at his teeth how big they are, and those are his ribs, etc" Then the boy pipes up LOUDLY and says, "And look at that bone between his legs! That must be his willy and look how big IT is!":lmao:

.


I just nearly died of laughter and so did my coworker. :rotfl: :rotfl:!!!

[KingdomHearts]

I love your signature "Ludo friend".. I love Labrynth!!!

[Disney_Angel]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:


That is so funny....life stranger then fiction!:lmao:

[Disney_Angel]

My MIL's favorite Disney movie -- the Lady is a Tramp. I never have the heart to correct her.


Disney Related:
My mother-in-law also loves that movie so much so that she purchased a
Lady and the Tramp jacket at the Disney Outlet located at the Delaware Shore.....I kid you not the back of the jacket looked like this:

Lady
and the
Tramp

Ahhh yes that is why it was on clearence.....Disney Designers obviously didn't think that one through. I wish I had taken a picture...I still laugh at that one. :lmao:

[Disneycrazy!!]

I am just about to roll off the chair laughing so hard!

One of the funniest things I have heard came from my own ds. He was 2yrs. 10mth. @ the time & so not interested in potty training.

We were @ MK & had gotten there @ rope drop. We went straight to Dumbo. The wait was something like 15 min when we got there. They were able to do one cycle then the ride shut down. We all waited about 10-15 min. & then ppl started to leave the line. YEA! We are now @ the front of the line. We decided to stick it out a few more min. in case the maintenance crew got it working. It was up & running in about 5 min. We are then let into the holding area of Dumbo. As we are standing there watching Dumbo go around, I smell something. Something familiar & foul........... I bend down next to ds to do a "smell check" (Those of you with children know exactly what I am talking about). BTW......... I didn't sniff his behind, just bending down to to his level was enough.:eek: I asked him if he had pooped in his pullup, without missing a beat he replied "Weave it, I wanna wide".

My dh & I still laugh about that. Can't wait to tell that one when he gets older!

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i am wiping tears away!! way to funny!!!!

[aidansmommy]

I love your signature "Ludo friend".. I love Labrynth!!!

Thanks! I do too! Actually, it's that cute dog in my picture's name!:yay:

[Lil Tink's Nana]

My granddaughter was a toddler when Aladdin hugged her for a photo shot. A day or so later she saw him in the DHS parade, then the DMGMS. The car came close to where she was standing to watch the parade. She yelled out in a voice loud enough for an adult and said, "Aladdin, do you still love me?"

[Lil Tink's Nana]

The year was 1996, at the time of Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party. My daughter and I visited the characters late. Goofy was there and in a holiday mood I told him I loved him best, then I saw Minnie and told her the same thing.
Donald Duck over-heard me and said something to me. I couldn't understand what he said so my daughter tried to repeat his words to me. He kept talking to me and the more he talked the angered he acted, with my daughter trying to interpert his words for me.
He was so angry that even she could no longer understand what he was saying though we were working hard at listening. His protector tried to have him leave the area because it was late and they wanted to close up but he kept talking and talking.
Finally, not understanding him I did say, "I love you too Donald." With that he gave a grunt like a 'hymph" and let the CM lead him away.
It still is funny to me and if I see him again it probably won't be the same Donald but I would like to ask him if he is still angry with me. I did tell a CM recently while making dining reservations and she enjoyed the story so thought I would share it here.

[mickeystoontown]

We were on the train at the Magic Kingdom last week and there was one know-it-all on the train right in front of us. He was with his wife and two boys about 12 or so. The entire time we were sitting there, the man was talking all about the park and almost everything he said was wrong.

When we stopped at the Main Street station, his wife said "Oh look there's the monorail. We can call Kathy and tell her to take the train up here and meet us and then ride back to our resort on the monorail." So, the husband gets his cell phone and calls Kathy. He tells Kathy that they are going to Mickeystoontown but will be taking the train back to the front later on. Kathy could just catch the train and meet them at the front.

My husband and I looked at each other and thought...wow, he did pretty good considering everything he had told his wife and the two boys was wrong.

And then.....he turns to his wife and says something like "We can take the monorail back to our resort and then see all the other resorts and theme parks and make the pass over Universal and see what it looks like. You know the ride takes over an hour but that's okay because it's air conditioned."

Besides having it all wrong about seeing the resorts, theme parks and Universal Studios......he and his wife were staying at Pop Century. We heard him talking about it when he was telling one of his know-it-all stories.

Well, when we get to Mickeystoontown Fair, the family meets up with Kathy and her gang. He tells them to get on so they can go to the front of the park and hop on the monorail. It'll be easier to get to their resort than having to take the bus.

Poor family......I bet they were disappointed when they found out the monorail wouldn't take them back to Pop Century.

Another family got on the bus with us when we were leaving Downtown Disney and heading to Wilderness Lodge. The lady asked the bus driver if it went to the Wilderness Lodge. He said yes. She asked if she could get to the Magical (yep Magical) Kingdom from the Wilderness Lodge. He said yes you have to take the boat there or catch a bus from there. The lady said okay. Thanks.

Then, she sat down and said..."We aren't taking no boat. We'll just get on that monorail and go straight to the Magical Kingdom. He don't know what he's talking about."

When she got off the bus, she told her group to start looking for the monorail. We looked around the resort a while and went out to the overlook by the pool. We saw them still wandering around. I guess they were still looking for the monorail.

We heard lots and lots of not funny but stupid comments while we were there.

My husband and I were saying that you would think people would do more research before going to Walt Disney World.

[Teacher03]

My granddaughter was a toddler when Aladdin hugged her for a photo shot. A day or so later she saw him in the DHS parade, then the DMGMS. The car came close to where she was standing to watch the parade. She yelled out in a voice loud enough for an adult and said, "Aladdin, do you still love me?"

Aww, that is so cute!

[aidansmommy]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato. :rotfl:

Oh dear! My hubby and I read this two hours ago, and we're still laughing!:rotfl: I'm pretty sure that for me, that's how the song will go from now on!:rotfl2:

[Disney_Angel]

We looked around the resort a while and went out to the overlook by the pool. We saw them still wandering around. I guess they were still looking for the monorail.

.

:rotfl2:

[micknpluto]

We were on the train at the Magic Kingdom last week and there was one know-it-all on the train right in front of us. He was with his wife and two boys about 12 or so. The entire time we were sitting there, the man was talking all about the park and almost everything he said was wrong.

When we stopped at the Main Street station, his wife said "Oh look there's the monorail. We can call Kathy and tell her to take the train up here and meet us and then ride back to our resort on the monorail." So, the husband gets his cell phone and calls Kathy. He tells Kathy that they are going to Mickeystoontown but will be taking the train back to the front later on. Kathy could just catch the train and meet them at the front.

My husband and I looked at each other and thought...wow, he did pretty good considering everything he had told his wife and the two boys was wrong.

And then.....he turns to his wife and says something like "We can take the monorail back to our resort and then see all the other resorts and theme parks and make the pass over Universal and see what it looks like. You know the ride takes over an hour but that's okay because it's air conditioned."

Besides having it all wrong about seeing the resorts, theme parks and Universal Studios......he and his wife were staying at Pop Century. We heard him talking about it when he was telling one of his know-it-all stories.

Well, when we get to Mickeystoontown Fair, the family meets up with Kathy and her gang. He tells them to get on so they can go to the front of the park and hop on the monorail. It'll be easier to get to their resort than having to take the bus.

Poor family......I bet they were disappointed when they found out the monorail wouldn't take them back to Pop Century.

Another family got on the bus with us when we were leaving Downtown Disney and heading to Wilderness Lodge. The lady asked the bus driver if it went to the Wilderness Lodge. He said yes. She asked if she could get to the Magical (yep Magical) Kingdom from the Wilderness Lodge. He said yes you have to take the boat there or catch a bus from there. The lady said okay. Thanks.

Then, she sat down and said..."We aren't taking no boat. We'll just get on that monorail and go straight to the Magical Kingdom. He don't know what he's talking about."

When she got off the bus, she told her group to start looking for the monorail. We looked around the resort a while and went out to the overlook by the pool. We saw them still wandering around. I guess they were still looking for the monorail.

We heard lots and lots of not funny but stupid comments while we were there.

My husband and I were saying that you would think people would do more research before going to Walt Disney World.

OMG-this would have driven me crazy!! lol I just assume everyone should know everything like we do. but what makes it worse is when they think the castmembers are wrong and they are right. Im being mean arent I?

[terbethk]

Off Topic but I'm from Sussex/Menomonee Falls area. I've got a DIS neighbor :woohoo:


hey that's where I'm from originally too! Born in Falls and lived there til I was 7. Then lived in the sussex area til I was 19. :)
Small World.

[Stargazer]

Well, these are just a few we heard last week:

(1) The only people who uses fastpasses are lazy (said by a teen as we were flying through the faspass line; he was in the 85 min Soarin' standby line)

(2) I'll meet you in Fantasy Island (said by more than one person)

(3) Well, if I had to get my underwear wet for you, you can go on this ride for me (said by a mom to her child - they had just gotten off Splash Mountain)

(4) ALL princess dining is 2TS (they were talking about Princess Storybook Dining)

(5) I don't understand why it will take 2 1/2 hours for a table (overheard while checking in at 'Ohana)

[Eeyore's My Favorite]

At the MK the beginning of August we were trekking it from the bus from CBR to the gates of the MK when we passed this group and the woman stated - quick, let's get to the monorail, it will take us to the part of the park with the best rides. I about fell over laughing. Then someone else in their group said, no, let's catch the boat around to the back and get on Space Mtn. I guess they never looked at their maps or had ever been to the MK before because some of their other comments had us absolutely laughing like crazy once we got away from them & through the gates..............:rotfl:

[lisa_barrentine]

Not really a comment just an OMG she didn't!
Okay so this lady who by the way was STUPID!!! was wating for the Tram in the MK parking lot and of course she was in a hurry. We let my DGP go ahead of us on the this tram cause we had my 2 yr old at the time and a stroller and a bag they didnt have anything and said they'd wait for us. So we waited patiently and kinda chuckled as this lady squezzed her double stroller and 6 people in one little row (we had a stroller too which is why we waited patiently). Then she forgets something on the ground to the side and runs and grabs it. By now the tram is already moving and instead of waiting she runs the tram down and falls off trying to jump on it. And her not so smart hubby tries to grab her arm and kinda drags her and finally lets her fall! OMG is she okay! Yep just dumb. Its not like MK is going to run away before she can get there!

Apperantly serveral SG and CM Supervisors asked her and her family to leave once the tram arrived and we saw them walking back and asked my DGP what was up! Man I laughed knowing she was okay just stupid!
Sorry I knw that was kinda mean but she was!
:rotfl2: :confused3

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

At the MK the beginning of August we were trekking it from the bus from CBR to the gates of the MK when we passed this group and the woman stated - quick, let's get to the monorail, it will take us to the part of the park with the best rides. I about fell over laughing. Then someone else in their group said, no, let's catch the boat around to the back and get on Space Mtn. I guess they never looked at their maps or had ever been to the MK before because some of their other comments had us absolutely laughing like crazy once we got away from them & through the gates..............:rotfl:

I wonder if they were thinking of the monorail at Disneyland in California that has a stop inside the park?

[karajeboo]

Most of these comments are made by people who just didn't plan... at all. And I don't get that. A friend of mine was going to begin planning a WDW vacation for next year, and I told her to make sure she booked at least 180 days out so she could get dining ressies. She said, "That's not fair. That makes it so only people who have been before can get reservations. How are people supposed to know about that?" Uh, it's called research. I just don't get it.

[longneckthree]

(both about my mom)
1.We were waiting for the rest of the family to finish riding EE, so I said "Let's go on Dinosaur." Never having been neither of us new what to expect. We asked the CM's at the entrance and they said "It's just like IASW" Well,it's not!!!:scared1: So,of course it's all my fault and Mom tells my DDs "never trust your mother!!!" (laughing the whole time) After that any ride we went on my 6yo would say "GS,It's just like IASW".


2. After that we went on Mealstrom and I scared the whole boat by yelling "Oh no ! We're going backwards over the waterfall!!!"

And we like to walk around and say stuff like "I guess the A/C is broken in the dome" because it's so hot (just to get a laugh out of some people!) or
I act like I'm mad at my DH and say "what do you mean the monorail does go to Universal?"

[mickeystoontown]

OMG-this would have driven me crazy!! lol I just assume everyone should know everything like we do. but what makes it worse is when they think the castmembers are wrong and they are right. Im being mean arent I?

It was soooo hard for me to keep my mouth closed but my husband and I agreed that the guy was a bit of a snothead and should have to find out these things for himself! I don't think you are being mean at all!

[Buzz Litebeer]

but what makes it worse is when they think the castmembers are wrong and they are right. Im being mean arent I?
Nope. Not at all.

Now just imagine being the CM and having a guest tell you "You're full of crap" to your face (and we're talking about things like, "The fireworks are at 10:00pm tonight." or "Space Mountain wasn't inspired by a Disney movie.").

It can be... well, trying when you deal with a Guest who thinks they know more about an attraction you work at than they do -- despite the fact that they've ridden it a dozen or so times in their lives and you did that in your first week of training alone.

[Disney_Angel]

BUMP :goodvibes

[wdwtheplacetobe]

I was told by a friend last night that her grandchildren wanted to see the Seven Dorks, so now that's what they sometimes call Snow White's friends.

:thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2

[tiggerbell]

I was told by a friend last night that her grandchildren wanted to see the Seven Dorks

:thumbsup2 :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2

They should come to work with me... :rolleyes1

[PaulDavid's mom]

Just bumping this up.! I love reading them

[noahdove]

A couple of weeks ago when we were in Magic Kingdom, I heard a gentleman comment that he couldn't find the world....all I can say, it's a good thing he walked past me...I had a good chuckle...

[wdwtheplacetobe]

Just bumping this up.! I love reading them


Congrats on your upcoming nuptials!

I married my best friend almost a year ago!

:love: :love: :love: :love:


More stories, please!

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[PaulDavid's mom]

Congrats on your upcoming nuptials!

I married my best friend almost a year ago!

:love: :love: :love: :love:


More stories, please!

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Thank you! And congrats to you as well! I see your anniversary is the day before my wedding!

Keep the stories coming!

[MyGoofy26]

Just got back and heard a couple doozies. The best one, and our running joke the rest of the week (lucky us heard this the first morning), was a know it all behind us on the bus to MK announcing to his whole family (and due to volume, the whole bus) that the building going up next to the Contemporary is a new convention center so they can have, "like. . . the Democratic National Convention and stuff."

I'm blanking on the others but I'm sure they'll come to me soon!

[doconeill]

Just got back and heard a couple doozies. The best one, and our running joke the rest of the week (lucky us heard this the first morning), was a know it all behind us on the bus to MK announcing to his whole family (and due to volume, the whole bus) that the building going up next to the Contemporary is a new convention center so they can have, "like. . . the Democratic National Convention and stuff."

And the bus driver didn't correct him?!? All the bus drivers know what it is...SuperTarget :)

[abc999]

Just got back and heard a couple doozies. The best one, and our running joke the rest of the week (lucky us heard this the first morning), was a know it all behind us on the bus to MK announcing to his whole family (and due to volume, the whole bus) that the building going up next to the Contemporary is a new convention center so they can have, "like. . . the Democratic National Convention and stuff."

I'm blanking on the others but I'm sure they'll come to me soon!

Probably more likely a convention center where they can start hosting the National DIS Convention. :laughing:

[Hedy]

Does it count if it comes out of your own mouth? My 9 year old nephew was telling me at DHS (near TSM) that he left his fanny pack in my hotel room. My response "Do you have your park pass?" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I was telling my mother how we only got to future world, and she responded concernedly "So you didn't get any Rosie Ruiz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Ruiz)?" (she meant Rosa Regale) :lmao: :lmao:

[Teacher03]

Does it count if it comes out of your own mouth? My 9 year old nephew was telling me at DHS (near TSM) that he left his fanny pack in my hotel room. My response "Do you have your park pass?" :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I was telling my mother how we only got to future world, and she responded concernedly "So you didn't get any Rosie Ruiz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Ruiz)?" (she meant Rosa Regale) :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao: It took me a second to get it!

[lisa_barrentine]

So we leave in 10 days and I was packing some stuff up and she asked what I was doing i said ' Packing for Disney World' she asked 'Can we only go to Disney not the world!'

LOL I love kids!

[Pollito916]

:lmao: It took me a second to get it!

Me too! What is wrong with us! :rotfl:

[lovedoggies]

My cousins just got back from WDW and they were telling us some of the funny things my nephew said (he is 5). One thing I remember is:

He loved the monorail thing at the airport and wanted to ride it over and over. When they finally told him that was not the 'Disney' monorail, he got real excited and told everyone in the area that 'If you like this monorail, wait till you see the REAL one".

[pkondz]

My cousins just got back from WDW and they were telling us some of the funny things my nephew said (he is 5). One thing I remember is:

He loved the monorail thing at the airport and wanted to ride it over and over. When they finally told him that was not the 'Disney' monorail, he got real excited and told everyone in the area that 'If you like this monorail, wait till you see the REAL one".

:lmao: Now that's awesome. :)

[Eeyoresfriend]

I have sort of a funny...

While at DL during Presidents Day Weekend this year my Mom and I made a girls weekend out of it. Well sometime during the 2nd day we were over the crowds, and my Mom says "scr*w it, lets go to that ESPN place and drink. (mind you my mother or I don't drink often if much at all)
On our way in the Dream team was there giving out dream lanyards and my mom and I got one.
So we have 2 drinks a piece to cool down and watch part of the Daytona 500. After "cooling off" we decide to go to DCA and ride CS. Along the way we stop at the pin station to buy pins (I'm an avid collector, and my mom is a beginner) So we buy some pins and my mother says "it was so nice of those people to give me a LANDILE since your step-dad must've thrown my LANDILE away". Now I can start over with the pin hocking.

I just said ummm Mom you mean LANYARD??

So we go ride CS and Mom gets off the ride and looks at her picture and loudly says, d@*m I look like sh*t, lets ride again to see if I get a better picture. LOL As we were standing in line, she looks at me and grins and says, DL is so much more tolerable when you are buzzed, isn't this fun!

My Mom is always a source of amusement when we travel. She's so cute, and always a blast to travel with. I can't wait to go to WDW with her again one day, she LOVES Epcot.

[newholidayx2]

does mom love Off Kilter & British Invasion?

[Eeyoresfriend]

does mom love Off Kilter & British Invasion?

She loves both....her parents are from England, so she loves to see the shows at Epcot. I'll have to think of our trip in 04 I'm sure she said something funny during that trip.:lmao:

[karapp75]

:lmao: :lmao: That is hilarious!!! :rotfl:

Boy this really made me laugh out loud!

[distherapy]

I love this thread!