Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Cplofdisneynutz]

We were sitting on across from a family with 2 adorable children. My wife was talking to the kids as they looked at all the pins she had. When my wife asked what parks they had been to they got shy as most kids do and hid their face in mommy's lap. The dad laughed and chimed in "well we obviously went to EPCOT today, the zoo was yesterday, and tomorrow we are going to Disney World to ride dumbo!!:lmao: :lmao:

I know our passion for knowing every nook & cranny of WDW isn't for everyone:laughing: but you'd think they know the names of the parks:laughing: I guess 1 out of 3 isn't bad, just wonder what he would have called MGM:rolleyes1

[wmom88]

This is not something funny I overheard, but something that I said that made a passerby laugh-

We were at Downtown Disney shopping in the World of Disney. We had been to a park and were very tired. We were looking for gifts for ourselves and others and were back and forth between the rooms. Trying to get our 5 members together amongst the crowds was tough. Plus looking at all the neat Disney things while trying to find the perfect souvenier. Finally we made what was our last purchase. We had everyone together. I said "OK everyone, close your eyes and let's get out of here!" To which the guy next to me LOL.

[carlyle688]

Yesterday at Epcot I heard a guy say, "Lady, you dropped your ears." Now that's something you would only hear at Disney. :rotfl2:

[wmom88]

Some more of our funny moments at recent trip to WDW-


#1
We stayed at Fort Wilderness in my parents RV. Coming back to the RV after a long day at a park, me and my two sons, 10 and 6, made it back to the RV before my parents who were lagging behind. While waiting for my dad to come with the key to the RV, my 10 DS said "I Farted" as a 10 year old would announce. Just then my dad walked up to the RV. He noticed out loud that the carpet outside the RV was crooked. He said "There must have been a little wind here" I lost it. I was laughing so hard I cried. It took me several hours before I could relate the story without laughing too hard to finish. No one knew what I was laughing about because I was the only one who heard the entire thing.

We have mentioned this incident at least every day since our trip.

#2
We came back to the RV after again another long day. I was trying to get DS age 6 to put on his PJ to go to bed. He was sitting on the floor down to his underwear, and instead of putting on pj he started putting on his sneakers! Thats how tired he was. Do you know how long it takes me to get him to put his shoes on, and there he is putting them on with only underwear on at 10pm! Another laughing so hard I cried moment.

#3
We were at Universal Studios IOA and were leaving for the day. Dad suggested stopping at Jimmy Buffet's for a marguarita (side note- I got carded! I'm 40!!) We got a seat on the brightly decorated adirondak chairs outside the restaurant and enjoyed our marguaritas. We saw a bunch of tibetan (?) monks dressed in bright orange togas walking towards us. I thought of taking a picture but it would have been too obvious. Imagine our surprise when one of them walked by and took our picture!! He smiled and nodded his head as he walked away. I guess we looked as different to him as he was to us!

:lmao: :rotfl2:

[neffernie]

This happened a few years back but I still get a kick out of it.

I live in Tampa so most of my friends and I have annual passes and have been to WDW many times over the years. One year a group of five of us were heading to the Magic Kingdom for the day. On the way there my friend was telling us how EPCOT is her favorite park and that it originally stood for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. She wanted to go there before we headed home because the Japan Pavillion had her favorite treat. She was trying to explain it to us. She said, "It's a ball of shaved ice with flavored syrup and you can ask to put different flavors on it or just have one, but I can't remember what it's called." Without missing a beat, with a perfectly straight face, my other friend looks at her and says, "You mean a snowcone?"

We wouldn't let her live it down. To this day she can't get a snowcone (or Kaki Gori as it is called at the Japan Pavilion) without being teased. :laughing:

[ArielRae]

Guess no funny comments are being made in WDW anymore. :confused3 :banana:

[Disney1976]

This isn't necessarily a funny comment, but something another guest told me happened to him which I thought was great. He was leaving a theme park (can't remember which one) after a full day in the park, and all he wanted to do was grab Disney transportation back to his hotel. Well, he wasn't watching where he was going and it was late, so he climbed onto the first Disney bus he saw in the parking lot. When he looked up, he noticed every single seat had a CM dressed as Mickey Mouse in it, and they were all holding their "heads" in one arm. Nobody said anything for a few seconds, and then he volunteers "Soooo....I guess you're not going back to my hotel then, are you?"

This seems less funny when I type it out, and maybe you had to be there, but to hear this guest tell that story made me laugh very, very hard. It's not every day you see something like that. I can't imagine where all those Mickeys were going though!

[RenaissanceChef]

Thanksgiving weekend we were having breakfast at Whispering Canyon.A family from the UK was seated at the table beside us.The son who was 8 or 9 wolfed down a stack of pancakes a side of bacon a glass of milk and a glass of juice before his parents could get a fork into their first egg!
The whole time between bites he was telling them to hurry up or they were going to be late ( at this point we didnt know late to where or for what ).So they hurry to finish up and leave.We finished about 5minutes after them and headed for the bus for AK.
Well they are going to AK also, their son was spinning circles and doing handsprings ( probably from all the maple syrup ).We get on the bus and 5 minutes into the ride the son says " DAD I'm BORED" Well the dad replies in a calm and wonderful rich british accent " Son if your going to be bored at Disney, you may as well commit suicide". I about fell off my seat!:lmao:

[Tess'smom]

i just love reading these! Subscribing.

[Deb loves Disney]

I love this thread...I have a couple to share

1. I was in the MK yesterday and was lucky enough to ride the double decker bus, which happened to stop in front of the castle just before the castle lighting stage show (we got to stay on the bus during this show and it was so cool). Anyway, as we were leaving the top layer to disembark a woman in front on me says to another woman "I like this castle display even better than when they covered the castle in CANDY"...I think she meant when it was decorated like a cake. LOL!

2. I was in AK looking at the American Alligators that they have in Dinoland. There were many people standing around, and nobody believed that they were real. I tried to tell people that, yes, in fact these were real alligators. Finally I heard a dad say to his son "these aren't real, they are those Animal-tronic things like in the Hall of Presidents" :scared1: .

3. I used to work as a part-time CM at Epcot, and am now seasonal. When I worked every weekend I heard many, many funny comments from guests. One of the strangest was a guest that came up to me, with his family, holding the YOAMD Lanyards that they had just been lucky enough to get on the resort bus. He said "somebody just told me that getting this lanyard awards me an overnight stay in the castle!" I had a really hard time trying to convince him that the lanyard was his prize and if it was a castle stay that he had won...then he would definitely have known. I don't think he believed me!

[melmlantz]

Thanksgiving weekend we were having breakfast at Whispering Canyon.A family from the UK was seated at the table beside us.The son who was 8 or 9 wolfed down a stack of pancakes a side of bacon a glass of milk and a glass of juice before his parents could get a fork into their first egg!
The whole time between bites he was telling them to hurry up or they were going to be late ( at this point we didnt know late to where or for what ).So they hurry to finish up and leave.We finished about 5minutes after them and headed for the bus for AK.
Well they are going to AK also, their son was spinning circles and doing handsprings ( probably from all the maple syrup ).We get on the bus and 5 minutes into the ride the son says " DAD I'm BORED" Well the dad replies in a calm and wonderful rich british accent " Son if your going to be bored at Disney, you may as well commit suicide". I about fell off my seat!:lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I am going to counselor-he** for laughing at that!

[TwistofLemon]

Some more of our funny moments at recent trip to WDW-



#3
We were at Universal Studios IOA and were leaving for the day. Dad suggested stopping at Jimmy Buffet's for a marguarita (side note- I got carded! I'm 40!!) We got a seat on the brightly decorated adirondak chairs outside the restaurant and enjoyed our marguaritas. We saw a bunch of tibetan (?) monks dressed in bright orange togas walking towards us. I thought of taking a picture but it would have been too obvious. Imagine our surprise when one of them walked by and took our picture!! He smiled and nodded his head as he walked away. I guess we looked as different to him as he was to us!

:lmao: :rotfl2:

Too funny!!

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Shmily1]

A couple years ago while in line at IASW, we were watching this family in front of us. It was a mom, dad, and son around 5 years old. The son was eating some cookies out of a bag and the dad was watching him eat every bite. The little fellow was not letting up on the cookies and the dad was just about to lick his lips waiting for the son to get full so he could have some. All of a sudden, the son drops a cookie on the ground... the dad bends over, picks up the cookie, quickly shoves it in his mouth, and states "five second rule!!!" My DS and DD looked down at how nasty the ground was and almost lost their lunch!!! Their eyes were huge and they were just staring at me like "did that really just happen?" All I could do was laugh. I laughed all the way through the ride!!!!

[christyd2]

Not at the parks, but going on the boards planning our WDW trip!

And I quote, "You mean there is an entire board devoted to people who like vacationing at Disney World?"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that there are A LOT more than just one! :rotfl:

[SnowWtch]

DH and I were in Italy last Thursday morning and heard a mom say to her little kids of around 4-5 "Someone please hold mommy's beer so I can push the stroller". I just about died after hearing that.

Later in EPCOT, we heard a young boy tell his mom "Mommy Test Track's open b/c I hear screaming". We cracked up laughing and the kid couldn't figure out what we were laughing at.

[TSMAMI]

christyd2
Earning My Ears




Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 21 Not at the parks, but going on the boards planning our WDW trip!

And I quote, "You mean there is an entire board devoted to people who like vacationing at Disney World?"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that there are A LOT more than just one!
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[Piglets Mommy]

We just got back yesterday and one that stood out was at Epcot. We were eating Mickey Bars and people watching and took notice to his 2 kids bickering back and forth while the Dad paid no attention to them. It look like they were waiting for other family members. Well all of a sudden the boy (about 10ish) hit his sister (about 7ish) and of course she started to cry LOUDLY as dramatic as possible. He didn't hit her hard and the Dad didn't see but he DID hit her. Anyway, the Dad said he had it with him and was going to take away his arcade card when they got back to the hotel. The boy started pleading his case. His best quote:

"Dad, honestly I didn't hit her. Dad, really I didn't do it. I swear. I may hit her at home but why would I ever hit her in Disneyworld. Really, Dad why would I do that. Dad, think about it for a minute PLEASE. I didn't hit her here, only at home......."

He went on for about 5 minutes straight while the Dad ignored him and then he started to cry. Now the dad had 2 crying kids. :rotfl:
oh, that so could have been My DH and kids....I wish they were always angels when id WDW!!!!
This isn't necessarily a funny comment, but something another guest told me happened to him which I thought was great. He was leaving a theme park (can't remember which one) after a full day in the park, and all he wanted to do was grab Disney transportation back to his hotel. Well, he wasn't watching where he was going and it was late, so he climbed onto the first Disney bus he saw in the parking lot. When he looked up, he noticed every single seat had a CM dressed as Mickey Mouse in it, and they were all holding their "heads" in one arm. Nobody said anything for a few seconds, and then he volunteers "Soooo....I guess you're not going back to my hotel then, are you?"

This seems less funny when I type it out, and maybe you had to be there, but to hear this guest tell that story made me laugh very, very hard. It's not every day you see something like that. I can't imagine where all those Mickeys were going though!

Ohhh....That's Hillarious! It's a good thing he didn't have any kids with them! I'm actually surprised that the driver let a guest on that bus!

[pkondz]

2. I was in AK looking at the American Alligators that they have in Dinoland. There were many people standing around, and nobody believed that they were real. I tried to tell people that, yes, in fact these were real alligators. Finally I heard a dad say to his son "these aren't real, they are those Animal-tronic things like in the Hall of Presidents" :scared1: .

Actually, the alligators are real... but so are the presidents. I'm pretty sure they're all clones. :lmao:

[DisneyMom5]

We were heading out the walkway between the World Showcase and Future world after Illuminations, and ahead of us was a group chatting away in beautiful British accents.
The one gentleman had a VERY distinctive voice, and it kept catching my ear, though I couldn't figure out why.
What he was saying was basic chit chat, so nothing too hilarious, but I kept hearing him above the crowd and noticing him.

Finally, my dh bends down to my ear, and in a PERFECT imitation of the man's voice says:
"If you want an English muffin, they literally hand you a toasted muffin with butter and jam. Ooo, tasty."
I just lost it, because, indeed, the man we kept hearing sounded EXACTLY like the GEICO gecko. :lmao:

Love that gecko, AND British accents! :thumbsup2

[officer tigger]

On Saturday we were going through the security check at EPCOT. The guy across the table from me says to his wife " After this we'll head to MK so we can catch the boat over to the AK."

[Simba's Mom]

I just heard the funniest one on this last trip. We were in the stretching room of the Haunted Mansion, and obviously this one little boy, about 7 yo, wasn't too sure of the whole situation. The CM was just standing there, looking his "dour-ly" HM self. The little boy, with eyes wide, asked Mom, "Is that a real person?" I thought that was so cute!

[mkluvsmickey]

While in Magic Kingdom last weekend I overheard a lady ask if the TTA/People Mover was the monorail! :laughing:

[punkin1763]

Just returned from WDW Saturday and had a three-year old on this trip - he kept us laughing the whole trip. My favorite: on the way to our room at AKL I asked who had the key to the room - he replied "you don't have a key you have a debit card!" Too funny - the rest of the trip we used our "debit card" to open the door. :rotfl:

[TwitterMouse]

Thanksgiving weekend we were having breakfast at Whispering Canyon.A family from the UK was seated at the table beside us.The son who was 8 or 9 wolfed down a stack of pancakes a side of bacon a glass of milk and a glass of juice before his parents could get a fork into their first egg!
The whole time between bites he was telling them to hurry up or they were going to be late ( at this point we didnt know late to where or for what ).So they hurry to finish up and leave.We finished about 5minutes after them and headed for the bus for AK.
Well they are going to AK also, their son was spinning circles and doing handsprings ( probably from all the maple syrup ).We get on the bus and 5 minutes into the ride the son says " DAD I'm BORED" Well the dad replies in a calm and wonderful rich british accent " Son if your going to be bored at Disney, you may as well commit suicide". I about fell off my seat!:lmao:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's AWESOME. I love it. :rotfl2:

[hjd0411]

In November, waiting for the Hall of Presidents, we overheard a young lad (about 9 maybe) ask his "learned" friend (also about 9!), "What's so great about this Abraham Lincoln fellow anyway?"!!!!!
Now, I'm not from the US, but I figured that by 9 he should have known a little about Lincoln!!!! We weren't able to hear the response, unfortunately!!
We just looked at each other and laughed!!

Heather :upsidedow

[Clopert]

In November, waiting for the Hall of Presidents, we overheard a young lad (about 9 maybe) ask his "learned" friend (also about 9!), "What's so great about this Abraham Lincoln fellow anyway?"!!!!!
Now, I'm not from the US, but I figured that by 9 he should have known a little about Lincoln!!!! We weren't able to hear the response, unfortunately!!
We just looked at each other and laughed!!

Heather :upsidedow

hehe, i understand what you mean, yay for aussies :)

[Spanky]

Last Monday we were all loading up on a tram at the Animal Kingdom for the ride to the front gate. A young man [4 year old] was there with his parents and grandparents. He got on the tram and looked around and said 'This place is full of old people".

[DebbieB]

Heard at Soarin' last week: "it's amazing, you take your shoes off and when the rides over they come back right where they were!".

[Mme. Leota]

We were at WDW the day POTC: At World's End went on sale, so DH and my dad went to DTD to buy the DVD and get the cool loot. They went over about 5:30--doors at WOD opened at 6:30. Lots of cool stuff like photos with Captain Jack, a pirate band, etc. . . Anyway, there was a special line just for annual passholders (probably always is, this was our first special event) DH and Dad were in the regular line. Right at 6:30, they hear this loud voice from behind them, "Annual passholder, step aside! Annual passholder, coming through!" This skinny little dude on a ECV (no flames, it is pertinent to the story later) apparently thought he was the ONLY annual passholder at the event and kept trying to go straight to the front door. He finally begrudgingly accepted his place at the end of the annual passholder line after much arguing and questioning of just about everyone else in the annual passholder line. BUT, he kept running his ECV into the back of the lady in front of him. Over and over he about knocked her down. Finally, her husband, who was in front of her in line, got p---ed and they traded places. Mr. Only Annual Passholder on the Planet freaked out!! "Are you an annual passholder??? I am an annual passholder and there was a woman in front of me. Where did you come from??? Are you an annual passholder because I am. Where did that woman go and why are you here??? Did you cut line, are you an annual passholder???" This dude was apparently a real piece of work. DH and my Dad laughed and laughed, but it probably wasn't so funny to the AP couple on the receiving end of his antics. Hopefully they can laugh about it now that it is over.

[pgee]

After one week at Disney (everyone's first trip), I must say the best line was this

On the bus back to Shades of Green, an older veteran turned to his wife and said "You know, the problem with Disney is that is has become TOO commercialized".........

Classic

[SweaterInJune]

Where to begin?! Working for Disney, you hear it all...

~I began a safari one day this spring, and as is often the case, the guests behind me scoffed when I told everyone to remain completely seated because of rugged terrain, water, and wild animals. The male of this couple kept talking about how those "robot bongo-things" look so real... This repeated with several of the animals until we came upon a mama and baby reticulated giraffe out on the savannah. "Those are so fake!" he exclaims and as if on cue, the baby takes off, at race speeds, dashing past the truck to the other side of the savannah.

"Woah! How'd you guys get a robot to do that?"

***A side note*** I loved when people allude to fake animals when the safari begins. On a good day, it's not long before you see an animal relieve itself and I love to respond to the loud groans of disgust(and realization) with, "That's right, Folks! You won't get a view like that on The Jungle Cruise!"

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While working as a greeter at the Main Street Station in MK one day, I was approached by a woman who asked, ever-so-kindly if we could turn the clouds off.

"I beg your pardon?" I asked with a smile.

"The clouds! On the sky dome!" (She's pointing up and I follow her gaze).

"The sky dome? I assure there is no dome over the MK. That's the actual sky," I say as politely as I can.

"You guys and your 'Disney Magic'...fine, don't ruin the 'secret', but just between you and me...is the A/C broken today?"

I was at a total loss...she was DEAD SERIOUS!
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One day, while leaving Epcot with friends we were about to pass under Spaceship Earth(which had the glove/wand add-on) when someone behind us asks, quite loudly, "What is that thing? Is that supposed to be Mickey's hand?!"

[marivaid]

While working as a greeter at the Main Street Station in MK one day, I was approached by a woman who asked, ever-so-kindly if we could turn the clouds off.

"I beg your pardon?" I asked with a smile.

"The clouds! On the sky dome!" (She's pointing up and I follow her gaze).

"The sky dome? I assure there is no dome over the MK. That's the actual sky," I say as politely as I can.

"You guys and your 'Disney Magic'...fine, don't ruin the 'secret', but just between you and me...is the A/C broken today?"

I was at a total loss...she was DEAD SERIOUS!


That one takes the cake!!! :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

[BarbieGal457]

While working as a greeter at the Main Street Station in MK one day, I was approached by a woman who asked, ever-so-kindly if we could turn the clouds off.

"I beg your pardon?" I asked with a smile.

"The clouds! On the sky dome!" (She's pointing up and I follow her gaze).

"The sky dome? I assure there is no dome over the MK. That's the actual sky," I say as politely as I can.

"You guys and your 'Disney Magic'...fine, don't ruin the 'secret', but just between you and me...is the A/C broken today?"

I was at a total loss...she was DEAD SERIOUS!

Wow..just..wow! I say some dumb things but..I'm at a total loss as well!

[AKLFan3]

A few years ago my mom and I were at MVMCP and just walking around looking for a place to stand before the parade started. A few feet ahead of us, a woman and her husband were both pushing strollers with kids inside, also looking for a place to stand. By this point, most of the spots were taken and there were lots of families standing on the curb. The husband was slightly ahead of his wife, and she was apparently very frustrated with her husband because she suddenly shouted, "Where the H*LL are you GOING?!

Another story:
My mom walked into the restroom at one of the parks, and a mother was in a stall with the door open (so everyone could see :eek:) helping her young daughter use the toilet. The little girl was in the process of pushing out her waste and her mother said, "oh, that just slipped right out!"

Why the woman did not close the stall door is BEYOND me. Very disgusting. :crazy2:

[chrismb22]

[QUOTE=SweaterInJune;22128620]Where to begin?! Working for Disney, you hear it all...

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While working as a greeter at the Main Street Station in MK one day, I was approached by a woman who asked, ever-so-kindly if we could turn the clouds off.

"I beg your pardon?" I asked with a smile.

"The clouds! On the sky dome!" (She's pointing up and I follow her gaze).

"The sky dome? I assure there is no dome over the MK. That's the actual sky," I say as politely as I can.

"You guys and your 'Disney Magic'...fine, don't ruin the 'secret', but just between you and me...is the A/C broken today?"

I was at a total loss...she was DEAD SERIOUS!
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I have been sharing that one with coworkers all morning LOL! But what I want to know is -- what happens when it rains?? Is that more of Disney's "magic" trying to recreate real rain in a small town????????????? I thought I was daft sometimes!!

Now you KNOW I'm going to say this to someone and be so deadpan about it in January just to have it show up on these boards right??? :rotfl2:

[One Year Pin]

I was working at Buzz Lightyear one day. We have "batteries" all over the attraction with all kinds of "sizes" on them. At one point in the internal queue, there is a stack of 4. I walking past a woman in the queue when she hollered out to her husband "Hey, check out the Double D's!".

Well, the place fell silent for a moment and then she said "OMG!" and EVERYBODY started to giggle. I walked away chuckling.

[Deb loves Disney]

One time I was walking towards the tram in the MK parking lot. I walked past ths couple who were very "frustrated" trying to undo their stroller. The father said "How the F**k does this thing work." I had my son with me at the time, and he looked mortified.

The dad looked over at me and said "Sorry, this is Disney and the happiest place on earth, that's just how we talk where we are from."

I was a little embarrassed and never know what to say at these times and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Well, technically, we are just in parking lot."

His wife said "Yeah, just don't use that F***in language when we get into the park." :scared1:

[Philadisney]

I have been sharing that one with coworkers all morning LOL! But what I want to know is -- what happens when it rains?? Is that more of Disney's "magic" trying to recreate real rain in a small town????????????? I thought I was daft sometimes!!

Now you KNOW I'm going to say this to someone and be so deadpan about it in January just to have it show up on these boards right??? :rotfl2:

When I worked at Epcot, I really did have someone ask me this! It had started to rain and this woman stomped over to me and told me to have them shut the rain off. I told her I was very sorry but Disney did not have any control over the weather, and she said "YES you do! You turn on the rain so that people have to buy those yellow ponchos!" :rotfl:

[Tinkerbell1013]

One time I was walking towards the tram in the MK parking lot. I walked past ths couple who were very "frustrated" trying to undo their stroller. The father said "How the F**k does this thing work." I had my son with me at the time, and he looked mortified.

The dad looked over at me and said "Sorry, this is Disney and the happiest place on earth, that's just how we talk where we are from."

I was a little embarrassed and never know what to say at these times and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Well, technically, we are just in parking lot."

His wife said "Yeah, just don't use that F***in language when we get into the park." :scared1:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wow.

[LittleFlounder]

I can't recall anything I might have overheard other people saying on my trip in November... I was just too busy to be listening!

But I found this really funny. More than once, maybe two or 3 times, someone came up to me in gift shops and asked if I worked there!! :rotfl: What made them think I was a CM?! was it the Crocs I was wearing? the messenger bag hanging off me? I wish!

:rotfl2:

[sha_lyn]

But I found this really funny. More than once, maybe two or 3 times, someone came up to me in gift shops and asked if I worked there!! What made them think I was a CM?! was it the Crocs I was wearing? the messenger bag hanging off me? I wish!


I had this happen not at WDW, but at a local amusement park in the arcade
I wasn't wearing anything that resembled what the employees wore. I had on tropical print shorts and a white Tshirt that had the matching print on the front and I was hold DD who was a newborn at the time standing next the the stroller and DS who was playing a game. The employees had on solid colored pullover tops with collars and khaki pants or shorts.
I had this older lady come up to me and ask me for change (for a 5 I believe). I pointed to the token machine thinking that's what she was looking for. She was like "no I want change for a 5". I told her to go up to the counter and ask an employee. She was like "but I'm asking you". It kept going back and forth. I said something like "I don't have change, I'm certain an employee can help you". She then argued with me that was an employee because I was wearing a fanny pack. She then said she was going to report me and stormed off the the counter. I saw her up there ranting and pointing at me. I wish I had though to go up there just to over hear her being told I was not an employee.

[Jacklynn]

I can definitely relate, too! At a new job a couple of years ago they took me out to lunch on my first day, and the waitress offered me the children's menu! And i was 31! :scared1: :rotfl:

haha... I am almost 21 and married (and barely 5 foot tall), and last Christmas, while I was Christmas shopping with my mom, a lady at Kohl's was ringing up my stuff. Well my mom was with me, but she walked away to talk to my aunt before she was done ringing me up. Well when everything was rung up, the lady looked at me and was like, and who is going to pay for this. (as I was pulling my wallet out of my purse) I was like uhhh me... and she was like oh, I didn't realize you were old enough to have a credit card! I was like umm lady I have had a credit card for a while now lol.

THEN that same Christmas time, I was at Michael's with my husband, and she rang me up, and when I went to pay, she flat out said, "Um how old are you?!" and I was like excuse me? And she said, well I just didn't know if this was your card or not because you don't look nearly old enough to have a card..." uhh couldn't she have just asked to see my license... yes I am old enough to drive...

[Sk8Leigh]

haha... I am almost 21 and married (and barely 5 foot tall),

Yeah, I'm the same height. I think that's what does it. :sad2:

You should come over to the Chicago thread! :goodvibes

[Jacklynn]

Yeah, I'm the same height. I think that's what does it. :sad2:

You should come over to the Chicago thread! :goodvibes

hmm where would that be found?!

[MissionMouse]

By no means this is not the funniest but it was sure cute and innocent.

During our recent trip a very young cute little girl was standing outside..in front of the Haunted Mansion next to where the entrance line begins. She was not taller than 3 feet tall...looked a little dazed. She most likely had recently got off the ride with her parents who were next to her. Looking at us with her big blue eyes as we started to enter the chain at the entrance area she said with an innocent but serious demeanor, " STOP! It's a haunted house."

She was warning us...it was so cute and would have made a great video.

[horseshowmom]

By no means this is not the funniest but it was sure cute and innocent.

During our recent trip a very young cute little girl was standing outside..in front of the Haunted Mansion next to where the entrance line begins. She was not taller than 3 feet tall...looked a little dazed. She most likely had recently got off the ride with her parents who were next to her. Looking at us with her big blue eyes as we started to enter the chain at the entrance area she said with an innocent but serious demeanor, " STOP! It's a haunted house."

She was warning us...it was so cute and would have made a great video.

Awwww!!!:cutie: (It would make a great commercial too! :thumbsup2 )

[HallGirl]

I was on a resort bus that had the music (as well as the "welcome aboard the Walt Disney Transportation system" stuff) broken, so the bus was very quiet. There was a little boy, about 4 years old or so, who kept repeating "If you are standing, please hold onto the handrails" (and some variations of that). His parents said they'd ridden the monorail too many times. It was very cute because he'd say it whenever someone got on the bus. He also kept saying something like "another 1.9 miles, stay to the right, then the left" as if he were a GPS. His parents said he'd been around the GPS too much, too.

[emmabemmainc]

Here is one from a LONG time ago!

My grandparents used to take me and my 2 cousins down to WDW every year..and one year, we were standing in line to get on a bus back to the resort. My then 14 year old cousin, decided to be mean, as only brothers can, and started putting things in his younger brothers hair. We're talking things off the ground--gross!
Well, the last thing he put in was a cigarette butt. He then looked at all of us and said, "Look, he's a butthead!!"

Needless to say, being 15, I found that hysterical, and couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately, his 8 year old brother didn't think it was so funny, and couldn't stop crying.

We still bring it up now and we ALL get a good laugh out of it--I guess we all find that kind of humor funny still! :rotfl:

[Sk8Leigh]

hmm where would that be found?!

It's at http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=867854. It's a looong thread, so don't try to catch up, just jump right in! Everyone is very friendly. :goodvibes

[pigltlvr]

haha... I am almost 21 and married (and barely 5 foot tall), and last Christmas, while I was Christmas shopping with my mom, a lady at Kohl's was ringing up my stuff. Well my mom was with me, but she walked away to talk to my aunt before she was done ringing me up. Well when everything was rung up, the lady looked at me and was like, and who is going to pay for this. (as I was pulling my wallet out of my purse) I was like uhhh me... and she was like oh, I didn't realize you were old enough to have a credit card! I was like umm lady I have had a credit card for a while now lol.

THEN that same Christmas time, I was at Michael's with my husband, and she rang me up, and when I went to pay, she flat out said, "Um how old are you?!" and I was like excuse me? And she said, well I just didn't know if this was your card or not because you don't look nearly old enough to have a card..." uhh couldn't she have just asked to see my license... yes I am old enough to drive...


I have a better one for you! At the reception of my wedding I had to have my dress bustled there because we didn't do it at the church. Anyway, we're in the bathroom at the hotel and a woman walks in and looks at me and my bridemaids and asks if I was the junior bride!!:laughing: :laughing: I am also short and was only 20 but come on, who buys a dress like that for a junior bride!

[MissLiz]

We stayed at AKL this past September and on our 3rd or 4th day, we were at Epcot and DD5 was getting Sleeping Beauty's autograph. SB asked DD "And what kingdom are you from?" DD said "Animal Kingdom"

:rotfl: :rotfl:

I don't think Sleeping Beauty really knew how to respond to that one. She looked at us like she needed help!! (or that my DD was nuts!)

DH also made me really teach my DD the names of the parks this year. Last year, she called the "Apricot" and "NGO Studios". I thought it was funny, he didn't want anyone to think she was stupid.

[dislovr]

I just got back from Disney and I heard a good one at MGM the one day...

A mom talking to child about 4yo.
"This isn't like Disney, this is a big kids park, were going to go theres nothing for you here."

[pkondz]

I just got back from Disney and I heard a good one at MGM the one day...

A mom talking to child about 4yo.
"This isn't like Disney, this is a big kids park, were going to go theres nothing for you here."

:scared1: My 4yo loved MGM! Did the 4yo reply to mom, "Can we go to MK next? There's nothing for you there." :lmao:

[ntsammy5]

"This isn't like Disney, this is a big kids park, were going to go theres nothing for you here."

A lot of people still refer to the Magic Kingdom as Disney -- a throwback to when it was the only park. :thumbsup2

[teresajoy]

My brother-in-law and his family recently joined us for a trip to WDW. It was the first time my six-year-old nephew and nearly four-year-old niece had been to the World. I thought my niece (who is scared of loud noises and hates things like fireworks and noisy rides as a result) had a great time but now I'm not so sure.

A couple days after the vacation was over, I got an email from my brother-in-law, who relayed to me a story about my niece. She was talking to her mom and said this:

"Momma, in Florida dreams come true, but my dreams are scary."

My brother-in-law wondered if this could be a great new ad campaign for Disney -- "Come to Disney World where dreams come true, especially the really scary ones!"

That is so cute!
I just remembered another one. A little girl and her mom were walking in MK at night by the castle. The mom was on a mission and dragging the little girl through the park. Suddenly the girl goes Mom, look at the castle! There was the show going on so the lights were off and all the mom says is, I guess they don't keep the castle lit up all night and kept walking away from the castle. It was so funny because I think the girl wanted to watch the show and the mom just sounded disgusted that they didn't have the lights on. That right there reminded me if my kids want to show me something, stop and look what it is and do it! We're there for the kids anyway!!

Umm....yah....sure, that's right, I go for the kids, uh huh. ;)

[ghost1000]

My wife overheard a little girl telling someone about the Christmas parade and was going on about everything - "... and then there were gingerbread men.... and then toy soldiers... and Santa Claus was at the end, but I wish it would have been Jesus instead!"

Which made us wonder if Jesus would be a face character or a costume hmmmmm.

[peel]

Which made us wonder if Jesus would be a face character or a costume hmmmmm.

http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/buddychrist1.jpg

[shoes99]

I was on the bus from AKL to Epcot on Monday 12/17.....solo since DH was resting and I went to get the rental car. A family got on the bus and we chatted. The father insisted that there was a MVMCP every night this week and he was going 12/18. I told him no, MK was open late until 10PM on Monday 12/17, and there was an extra magic hour until 1PM. He insisted I was wrong and contridicted himself and then said EMH was only 1 hour. He said he was DVC and he knew what he was talking about. I smiled and then stopped talking.

[Amapola]

http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/buddychrist1.jpg

:scared1: :eek: :sad2: :lmao:

[Shmu]

http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/buddychrist1.jpg
:eek: Where is this?

[CanadianGuy]

Two of the BEST from my most recent trip..

1. Riding the launch from MK to GF and then Poly .. a little girl about 9 was behind me with her parents. She was STARING out into the water for the longest time. It was a nice warm sunshine-y day and finally she says

"I want to swim in that."

Apparently I visibly choked from where I was sitting cause as I turned around both parents were laughing with me as I turned to her and said "Oh NO YOU DON'T!" -- Her mom agreed when I explained it wasn't a self-refreshing waterway. It was stale an stagnated. Also, there are probably some gators in there.

2. While riding the monorail a teenaged boy asked his dad, "Are there any monorails anywhere OTHER than Disney?" And both parents firmly responded with "Oh no. Just here at Disney". I didn't have the heart to tell them that the old Disney monorails are actually make runs around the Bally resort area in Las Vegas.

Anyways.. There ya go.

Knox

[tiggerwannabe]

Nothing fancy this trip...just the usual...

Ozzy Osbourne did MGM's Osbourne lights,

and we just did Disney World (leaving MK), we'll go to Epcot tomorrow.

[doconeill]

Nothing fancy this trip...just the usual...

Ozzy Osbourne did MGM's Osbourne lights,

and we just did Disney World (leaving MK), we'll go to Epcot tomorrow.

This past trip my FiL must have talked to three different CMs about the Osbourne lights, and I'm pretty sure two of them said it had nothing to do with Ozzy - and my FiL didn't even mention him.

And to some old timers, WDW _is_ the Magic Kingdom, since that's all there was to start.

It really throws them for a loop when you tell them that EPCOT was really ALL of WDW, and that the park was just EPCOT Center...

[chrismb22]

:eek: Where is this?

It's from the Kevin Smith movie DOGMA -- it's a FABULOUS and hysterical movie.

[Amapola]

"I want to swim in that."

Apparently I visibly choked from where I was sitting cause as I turned around both parents were laughing with me as I turned to her and said "Oh NO YOU DON'T!" -- Her mom agreed when I explained it wasn't a self-refreshing waterway. It was stale an stagnated. Also, there are probably some gators in there.


She's a few decades too late. Back in the day when MK = "Disney" ;) (1975) I stayed at the Contemporary and we would go swimming in Seven Seas Lagoon. I had never swam in a lake, only the ocean, and I remember how slippery the water felt :scared: and the bottom was not loose sand, but something clay-ish and slippery too. Very strange, but how fun!

[stemikger]

I was on the line to Honey I Shrunk the Audience and two little old ladies were having a pretty heated argument. They looked like they were in their late 70s early 80s.

One of the ladies turned around to the other and really loud said "Shut your Pie Hole". LMAO. I have never heard that expression before, but coming from a litte white haired old lady made it even funnier.

[disneyfantotheend]

We were on the Magical Express this trip and a family was discussing that they were going to Chef Mickey's. The woman was telling her family all the characters that would be there. She said "The chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and I forget the other one". :lmao:

[ntsammy5]

"The chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and I forget the other one".

Theodore! :lmao:

[Philadisney]

http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/buddychrist1.jpg

:rotfl: My special effects makeup teacher in college made that! I believe he's also responsible for Mooby from the same film. He modeled that statue after himself, it really does look like his face :rotfl:

[agnes!]

I had to share this one with you. It's not so much funny, but terribly cute.

I just returned from having Thanksgiving Dinner lunch with DD at her school. All the children had made special Thanksgiving placemats, and hers read:

I am thankful for the people who made Splash Mountain and for my family.

:)


Ah, Obi-Wan, you have done well with your little Skywalker :darth: .

agnes!

[peel]

:rotfl: My special effects makeup teacher in college made that! I believe he's also responsible for Mooby from the same film. He modeled that statue after himself, it really does look like his face :rotfl:

How cool!!!! I've seen it in person at Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash in New Jersey. I have my picture with him and everything. I have my picture with Kevin Smith and Jay Mewes too, but that's not as exciting to me as Buddy Christ. :rotfl:

[Teresa Pitman]

At Thanksgiving, we went around the table and each person said what they were thankful for. When it got to my two-year-old granddaughter, she said "I am thankful for my family, and for Cinderella."


Another one from her - when we were at the parks earlier this year, we had lunch at Akershus with the princesses. My granddaughter had just started eating her meal when Belle came to our table. Belle bent down to talk to her and my granddaughter said, in a very cool voice "Excuse me, but I'm eating now." Belle was a bit taken aback!

Teresa

[ghost1000]

Just remembered another one - on a bus to AK from the TTC I overheard a guy talking with his family about how if you stay in one of the Disney resorts they comp your park tickets " 'cause you are spending $200 a night and they want you in the parks to buy the $7 hot dogs"

I wish :)

[SweaterInJune]

2. While riding the monorail a teenaged boy asked his dad, "Are there any monorails anywhere OTHER than Disney?" And both parents firmly responded with "Oh no. Just here at Disney". I didn't have the heart to tell them that the old Disney monorails are actually make runs around the Bally resort area in Las Vegas.


Too bad his parents didn't know that they're actually all over the world... I spent last Sunday freezing at Europa Park in the Black Forest. They had a monorail.

In fact, the oldest operating monorail system in the world is in Wuppertal, Germany. Several others exist here, as well as in England, Italy, Russia, Japan, Malaysia, China, Korea, Singapore, Indonesia, UAE, Australia, and Canada, as well as various locations in the US.

To the best of my knowledge, the only continents without a monorail system are South America, and naturally, Antarctica.

[ntsammy5]

To the best of my knowledge, the only continents without a monorail system are South America, and naturally, Antarctica.

Didn't the penguins just build one? :rotfl2:

[Trena]

I was with my 6 year old niece at EPCOT. We did the baby swap and she got to ride Mission Space a second time with me.

She told me to "stand on this spot because I was the alligator last time."

I said, "you mean the NAVIGATOR?"

She said, "no, I was the alligator."

[rayelias]

:eek: Where is this?


It's "Buddy Christ!" :thumbsup2

[disneyfantotheend]

I thought of another too. We were at the Holiday wishes during MVMCP. A woman was telling her family that the reason they call it wishes is because someone from Disney comes into the audience of people watching and picks a family to stay in the castle. So someone's wish comes true, that is why it is called wishes. :rotfl2:

[kermits girl]

This was from my aunt on my last trip. We were getting off of the teacups and the evil step-sisters were down by Enchanted Grove, my aunt says to me "Look princesses!" no, those are step-sisters. "Are you sure?" Positive! She also thought the Queen of Hearts was Snow White.

[Disney1976]

A few years ago, a friend of mine was a CM at one of the value resorts working at the front desk. He told me that one of the most frequent requests when people would check in is asking to be upgraded to an "ocean view." :rotfl2:

[CPT Tripss]

Didn't the penguins just build one? :rotfl2:

No - no financing after paying Crosby.

[RSoxFan]

A few years ago, a friend of mine was a CM at one of the value resorts working at the front desk. He told me that one of the most frequent requests when people would check in is asking to be upgraded to an "ocean view." :rotfl2:


:rotfl: That reminds me of my aunt. She went to WDW with her husband for the first time a couple of years ago. They travel all over the world and are really picky. They stayed at POFQ and paid for a river view. When they got home, I asked her if she liked the hotel. She said "I paid all that extra money for an ocean view, and all they gave me was some stinky black stream!" :scared1:

[aurora23]

I love these stories. Keep them coming! Bump.

[cindyfan]

I was with my 6 year old niece at EPCOT. We did the baby swap and she got to ride Mission Space a second time with me.

She told me to "stand on this spot because I was the alligator last time."

I said, "you mean the NAVIGATOR?"

She said, "no, I was the alligator."
That is so funny.......
My 4 yr old grandson calls "elevators" "alligators" !!:rotfl2:
We were shopping last week and he kept asking to go on the "alligator" and when I said "elevator" he kept say "YES, gramma, that's what I said 'alligator'" Then he would just shake his head like "what is wrong with you!":rotfl2:

[distherapy]

these are great! They have made for wonderful reading - and procrastinating!

[EeyoreFan1]

these are great! They have made for wonderful reading - and procrastinating!

ITA!

:thumbsup2

[Donald&Tinkerbell]

DW and I were leaving the Verry Merry Party this year, and we had to stop so the parade could get by. My DW looked at me and said "We are in Disney hell. We have to stand in line to get out!!"

[aurora23]

I STILL call Mama Melrose's "Mama Mia's." I'm sure it's a common mistake! Every time I say it I stop and think, "No, something's wrong here...." :rotfl: And I'm a southern girl; it's not as though "Mama Mia!" is an everyday expression for me. :rotfl2:

In defense of the Mama Mia's comment, there are actually two restauraunts near my house named Mamma Mia's. I too have been guilty of calling Mama Melrose's by the wrong name. Oops. :)

[fakereadhed]

Didn't read thru all 190 pages :scared1:, so I am sure this may be in there somewhere...sorry if it's a repeat.

During my last trip at WDW I heard different people ask bus drivers which bus to take to get to Disneyland. :rotfl2: It was all I could do not to suggest Greyhound, but the drivers politely asked if they meant MK.

[horseshowmom]

A few years ago, a friend of mine was a CM at one of the value resorts working at the front desk. He told me that one of the most frequent requests when people would check in is asking to be upgraded to an "ocean view." :rotfl2:

:rotfl: That reminds me of my aunt. She went to WDW with her husband for the first time a couple of years ago. They travel all over the world and are really picky. They stayed at POFQ and paid for a river view. When they got home, I asked her if she liked the hotel. She said "I paid all that extra money for an ocean view, and all they gave me was some stinky black stream!" :scared1:

You have got to be kidding me! That is absolutely unbelievable! :sad2: You wonder whether these people use maps at all. :rotfl2:

(This isn't as bad as the lady who thought MK was completely covered by a dome, but it's close! :rotfl2:

[glitterkittyy]

For our first trip to WDW, my daughter had just gone through potty training so we bought her some "big girl" Tinkerbell panties to wear at the parks. She was so excited! We walked into MK, and a CM stopped to tell my DD how cute she looked. My DD said "I'm wearing pink Tinkerbell panties!" The CM smiled and said "That's great!" Then as we start to walk away, my DD yells (loudly) "My daddy is wearing blue panties!" referring to my DH's blue boxers.

To this day, I still ask my hubby what color panties he's wearing as soon as we enter MK!

[sha_lyn]

You have got to be kidding me! That is absolutely unbelievable! You wonder whether these people use maps at all

Someone once posted (I think it might even be somewhere on this thread)
that they actually saw someone go get a map of FL and argue that it was skinny enough that they should be able to see the ocean.

[HallGirl]

I heard someone ask a CM at the Tomorrowland Transit Authority if it went to Epcot.

[hogwartsdropout]

I heard someone ask a CM at the Tomorrowland Transit Authority if it went to Epcot.

:rotfl: :rotfl2:

[Disney1976]

You have got to be kidding me! That is absolutely unbelievable! :sad2: You wonder whether these people use maps at all. :rotfl2:

(This isn't as bad as the lady who thought MK was completely covered by a dome, but it's close! :rotfl2:

The worst part about people asking for an ocean view room was that after my
friend politely told them that it wouldn't be possible to give them that upgrade, they would get all huffy and upset! And he would have to politely explain WHY it wasn't possible. If they still didn't get it and kept complaining, he would offer to try them a room that pointed east, towards the coast, and that maybe if they squinted really hard, they could see the beach!

Now, I can understand a guest who doesn't live in this country making that mistake, but it's pretty bad when our own citizens do!

[JustMickey]

The worst part about people asking for an ocean view room was that after my
friend politely told them that it wouldn't be possible to give them that upgrade, they would get all huffy and upset! And he would have to politely explain WHY it wasn't possible. If they still didn't get it and kept complaining, he would offer to try them a room that pointed east, towards the coast, and that maybe if they squinted really hard, they could see the beach!

Now, I can understand a guest who doesn't live in this country making that mistake, but it's pretty bad when our own citizens do!


Oh my...:sad2:

[Mischief_Managed]

About six years ago, my brother, his then girlfriend, and I were walking through Frontierland, and this dad grabs his son by the arm (maybe 5 or 6 yo) and just wallups on his rear. We couldn't believe how hard it was, so we actually stopped in shock. The dad then said (in his best Soup Nazi impression), "That's it... no ice cream for you!" We just started cracking up. The dad looked at us shocked that we were laughing. (I don't think he ever saw Seinfeld.)

Six years later, it is still our family saying when someone is acting bratty.

[aurora23]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo":lmao:

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.:rotfl2:

I feel your wife's pain. I am 23 and my fiancee is only 4 years older. He however looks 10 years older, and I tend to look like I am in high school. We were exiting a ride and had walked into the rides attatched store when an older CM asked us how we were enjoying our stay. I mentioned that I love WDW and wish I could live here. The cast member looked at me and in all seriousness says, "Don't worry when you grow up maybe your Daddy (he looks at my fiancee) will bring you back." My fiancee just looked at him in shock. It was all he could do to walk out of the store. My fiancee said to me Does that guy really think I'm your Dad? I teased him about it the rest of the trip. ;)

[donnajon]

We were at AK last week watching the New Nemo show when at the beginning of the show where Nemo's mom gets eaten by the shark, my neice - almost 7 proclaims loudly, "It's even more tragic than the movie!"

And then there was the family asking about Test Track.
Mom: "Does it go fast? I don't think Sue will like it if it goes fast."
Dad: "Its like a car ride - it only goes about 60mph."
Mom: "Oh, that is too fast for Sue. She gets sick when she rides with me."
Dad: "There is probably a reason for that!"

[Friendly Frog]

For our first trip to WDW, my daughter had just gone through potty training so we bought her some "big girl" Tinkerbell panties to wear at the parks. She was so excited! We walked into MK, and a CM stopped to tell my DD how cute she looked. My DD said "I'm wearing pink Tinkerbell panties!" The CM smiled and said "That's great!" Then as we start to walk away, my DD yells (loudly) "My daddy is wearing blue panties!" referring to my DH's blue boxers.

To this day, I still ask my hubby what color panties he's wearing as soon as we enter MK!

I can just see that! So cute!!!

[Amapola]

We were at AK last week watching the New Nemo show when at the beginning of the show where Nemo's mom gets eaten by the shark, my neice - almost 7 proclaims loudly, "It's even more tragic than the movie!"

:rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Pierceman]

I'm a traditionalist, but I have to admit that Carousel of progress is is pretty lame for these days
My mom insisted we all go and we obliged
Our extended family of 10 sat in the front rows, During one of the decades, I leaned forward (I was in the front row) to tell our kids to behave, and when I leaned back my seat was up and I landed on my ***
Needless to say, the entire theater erupted in laughter, probaly the biggest laugh the Carousel saw in a long time

[Babyboo]

We were in the hottub at the GF one evening last week and I heard a guy telling his family that they would give Magic Kingdom a miss on their first park day (Xmas Eve) as it would be mobbed - but go on Xmas Day instead as the park would be empty.:rotfl2:

My husband and I just gave each other a knowing smile.

[luvthemouse71]

I feel your wife's pain. I am 23 and my fiancee is only 4 years older. He however looks 10 years older, and I tend to look like I am in high school. We were exiting a ride and had walked into the rides attatched store when an older CM asked us how we were enjoying our stay. I mentioned that I love WDW and wish I could live here. The cast member looked at me and in all seriousness says, "Don't worry when you grow up maybe your Daddy (he looks at my fiancee) will bring you back." My fiancee just looked at him in shock. It was all he could do to walk out of the store. My fiancee said to me Does that guy really think I'm your Dad? I teased him about it the rest of the trip. ;)
Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?":lmao: I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.:rolleyes1

[Pollito916]

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?":lmao: I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.:rolleyes1

I get the same thing all the time. The last time some guy came to the door selling something and asked if my parents were home, I looked at him and said, "No, and you just blew any chance you had at a sale!"

[bizeemom4]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

[sandicinderelli]

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?":lmao: I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.:rolleyes1

Wow!

[luvthemouse71]

Wow!

Yep, I admit it, I hate telemarketers...In college, I lasted exactly 2 weeks as a telemarketer. I just felt "dirty", if that makes any sense. Calling people during dinner, laying on a sales pitch using a stupid script. Being paid to nag people during dinnertime is not my definition of a real job.

My dead grandpa was still getting telemarketing calls from this one place(they lived with us until they passed away) and I finally ended up giving the telemarketer the number of the local cemetery where he is buried.:lmao: My grandmother got a kick out of that one! Wish I could take full credit for it too but I got the idea from an article on how to thwart the telemarketing industry....

[sapper1]

Too bad his parents didn't know that they're actually all over the world... I spent last Sunday freezing at Europa Park in the Black Forest. They had a monorail.

In fact, the oldest operating monorail system in the world is in Wuppertal, Germany. Several others exist here, as well as in England, Italy, Russia, Japan, Malaysia, China, Korea, Singapore, Indonesia, UAE, Australia, and Canada, as well as various locations in the US.

To the best of my knowledge, the only continents without a monorail system are South America, and naturally, Antarctica.

I have an old black and white photo of the monorail in Wuppertal that I took on a visit as a child in 1958. It was quite fascinating at the time.

[TSMAMI]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.
:rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao:

[only1alexa]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

OMG, DH couldn't figure out if I was laughing or crying at that one!! :eek: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2::rotfl2:

[princesskelz]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

:lmao: omg!

[DisGal520]

First of all you have to be familiar with the Coronado Springs Resort's food market.

Then you have to picture yourself in line to get in for an early morning breakfast behind a very large guy on a cell phone.

Then you have to keep from falling over laughing when he says to his caller, "Where are you? I'm standing right here in the Peppercorn now!"




DisGal
:santa:

[MyGoofy26]

That is so funny.......
My 4 yr old grandson calls "elevators" "alligators" !!:rotfl2:
We were shopping last week and he kept asking to go on the "alligator" and when I said "elevator" he kept say "YES, gramma, that's what I said 'alligator'" Then he would just shake his head like "what is wrong with you!":rotfl2:


Too cute. Reminds me of my cousin a few years ago. She's 7 now, but when Finding Nemo first came out she had trouble saying his name. It was always Finding Memo. One day we were trying to teach her how to say it and no matter how many times we stressed the N, she kept saying Memo. Finally my aunt goes, 'No, NE-NE-NE, NEMO!" (all the while pointing to her knee to help make a connection) and my cousin goes, "NE-NE-NE, MEMO!"

We gave up.:rotfl:

[UrsulasShadow]

A couple years ago while in line at IASW, we were watching this family in front of us. It was a mom, dad, and son around 5 years old. The son was eating some cookies out of a bag and the dad was watching him eat every bite. The little fellow was not letting up on the cookies and the dad was just about to lick his lips waiting for the son to get full so he could have some. All of a sudden, the son drops a cookie on the ground... the dad bends over, picks up the cookie, quickly shoves it in his mouth, and states "five second rule!!!" My DS and DD looked down at how nasty the ground was and almost lost their lunch!!! Their eyes were huge and they were just staring at me like "did that really just happen?" All I could do was laugh. I laughed all the way through the ride!!!!

Okay, that was my DH.

[Sk8Leigh]

Too cute. Reminds me of my cousin a few years ago. She's 7 now, but when Finding Nemo first came out she had trouble saying his name. It was always Finding Memo. One day we were trying to teach her how to say it and no matter how many times we stressed the N, she kept saying Memo. Finally my aunt goes, 'No, NE-NE-NE, NEMO!" (all the while pointing to her knee to help make a connection) and my cousin goes, "NE-NE-NE, MEMO!"

We gave up.:rotfl:

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" :confused3 Which, of course, she said a lot. ;) Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant! :rotfl:

I don't get how that happens. :confused3 :rotfl2: (But it was very cute while it lasted. :cutie: )

[MyGoofy26]

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" :confused3 Which, of course, she said a lot. ;) Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant! :rotfl:

I don't get how that happens. :confused3 :rotfl2: (But it was very cute while it lasted. :cutie: )

Sometimes you just can't convince them otherwise!


Oh, another one from my cousin. Last year, mom and I did a trip and had ADRs at Crystal Palace. I was a little worried about feeling out of place just being two grown women and not into autographs or anything and came up with the idea to pick up postcards and have the characters sign. So on the way into the MK, I picked up two postcards - one for my cousin, and one for her brother. When we got home, I put a couple Disney stickers in the spot for a stamp and dropped them off in the mailbox while she was at school. So that afternoon, she gets home to a postcard from Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet. She was thrilled.


Her mom called me the next day to tell me about breakfast that morning. She was standing in the kitchen, getting everyone's breakfast ready and the postcards are laying in the middle of the table. She sees my cousin just staring, very deep in though. After a minute, she finally asks, "Mama? How did Winnie the Pooh know where I live?" She said it wasn't in a doubtful way, but she was truly and completely amazed that Pooh could get her address. :rotfl:



And, might as well add another one from her. They finally made their first trip to WDW last January. She called us pretty much as soon as they got to the room - I think my uncle had said they'd been there for about 10 minutes. She was telling me all about the plane ride (her first) and the bus ride and all that. I asked her how she liked the hotel and she went on and on about how nice it was, how comfy the bed was . . ."But I haven't seen a SINGLE princess yet!"

[sandicinderelli]

Yep, I admit it, I hate telemarketers...In college, I lasted exactly 2 weeks as a telemarketer. I just felt "dirty", if that makes any sense. Calling people during dinner, laying on a sales pitch using a stupid script. Being paid to nag people during dinnertime is not my definition of a real job.

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me! :worship:

[Mr. Stitch]

During our last trip we ran across an unhappy DH with three kids and an equally unhappy DW. At one point during their bickering (while we continued to wonder how one could fight in WDW) she said ... "say whatever one more time." It had to be the funniest thing we had heard, at the time. It was one of our trip quotes!

[dwaters]

This isn't necessarily a funny comment, but something another guest told me happened to him which I thought was great. He was leaving a theme park (can't remember which one) after a full day in the park, and all he wanted to do was grab Disney transportation back to his hotel. Well, he wasn't watching where he was going and it was late, so he climbed onto the first Disney bus he saw in the parking lot. When he looked up, he noticed every single seat had a CM dressed as Mickey Mouse in it, and they were all holding their "heads" in one arm. Nobody said anything for a few seconds, and then he volunteers "Soooo....I guess you're not going back to my hotel then, are you?"

This seems less funny when I type it out, and maybe you had to be there, but to hear this guest tell that story made me laugh very, very hard. It's not every day you see something like that. I can't imagine where all those Mickeys were going though!

That is one crazy story -and provides for one heck of a visual image.
Definitely a "oops- wrong bus" moment.
I also wonder where all the Mickeys were going at the same time. Maybe some group CM training? I bet most of the "mice" were female.

[Disney1976]

That is one crazy story -and provides for one heck of a visual image.
Definitely a "oops- wrong bus" moment.
I also wonder where all the Mickeys were going at the same time. Maybe some group CM training? I bet most of the "mice" were female.

You know, he didn't say whether the "mice" were male or female, but from what I've heard, I tend to agree with you that most of them probably were female.

[lovedoggies]

We heard this on our trip last month.

A little boy who was probably about 4 or 5 and his mom were standing in line in front of us for popcorn. There was a very tall man up at the popcorn cart ordering. He was taking a long time for some reason. The little boy asked his mom quite a few times what was taking so long. His mom was trying to be nice about it and just said maybe he was ordering a lot of popcorn. The little boy then said, "I guess you need a lot to fill those legs".

Now that I type it up it doesnt sound so funny, but all of us in line were cracking up! We thought about it every time we passed a tall person, or a popcorn cart and we'd start laughing all over again.

[jdcthree]

We heard this on our trip last month.

A little boy who was probably about 4 or 5 and his mom were standing in line in front of us for popcorn. There was a very tall man up at the popcorn cart ordering. He was taking a long time for some reason. The little boy asked his mom quite a few times what was taking so long. His mom was trying to be nice about it and just said maybe he was ordering a lot of popcorn. The little boy then said, "I guess you need a lot to fill those legs".

Now that I type it up it doesnt sound so funny, but all of us in line were cracking up! We thought about it every time we passed a tall person, or a popcorn cart and we'd start laughing all over again.

No, it does sound funny. I can picture my son saying it and that makes is even more funny, lol.

[pkondz]

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me! :worship:

I've got you both beat! I stuck it out for just 3 hours. :lmao: I personally love (ok, maybe not always) telemarketers. Why? I love to play with them (evil grin).

[pkondz]

And, might as well add another one from her. They finally made their first trip to WDW last January. She called us pretty much as soon as they got to the room - I think my uncle had said they'd been there for about 10 minutes. She was telling me all about the plane ride (her first) and the bus ride and all that. I asked her how she liked the hotel and she went on and on about how nice it was, how comfy the bed was . . ."But I haven't seen a SINGLE princess yet!"


What?!? 10 minutes and no princesses? What is the World coming to? :lmao:

[doconeill]

What?!? 10 minutes and no princesses? What is the World coming to? :lmao:

This past July, after checking in and heading over to Epcot, I said, "I've been here for two hours and I haven't won a Dream yet!".

Won one the next day... :)

[jaleaton]

DH and I are self proclaimed Disney Snobs so hearing the following was hysterical:

On a bus to MGM,

Person 1: "I really don't see the benefit of staying on site."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's probably just quicker to park instead of these buses."
Person 3: "So when we get there, we're just going to follow this map around in a circle, and we'll get everything in."

We couldn't decide which comment was funnier since we don't believe any of those comments. :rotfl:

[cmonroe]

DH and I are self proclaimed Disney Snobs so hearing the following was hysterical:

On a bus to MGM,

Person 1: "I really don't see the benefit of staying on site."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's probably just quicker to park instead of these buses."
Person 3: "So when we get there, we're just going to follow this map around in a circle, and we'll get everything in."

We couldn't decide which comment was funnier since we don't believe any of those comments. :rotfl:

It's mean to say, but that is music to my ears. That means more availability for us!

[unicorn1]

A couple was just coming off the monorail exit ramp at TTC. The husband was looking around and says to his wife "You mean this isn't EPCOT? Where the (heck) are we?"

Clearly they hadn't done much homework.

[GeminiAngel]

Subscribing :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[TwitterMouse]

A couple was just coming off the monorail exit ramp at TTC. The husband was looking around and says to his wife "You mean this isn't EPCOT? Where the (heck) are we?"

Clearly they hadn't done much homework.

Years ago that happened to me. Somehow we ended up at TTC instead of MK and were very confused. :rolleyes1

[RSoxFan]

I completely forgot about this, but last summer, we were staying at the Beach Club. We got back from EMH at the MK really late one night, around 1:30AM. This nice couple was on the bus with us and we had been talking on the ride back. We all got in the lobby, and my mom and the woman of the other couple went into the bathroom. My dad and I sat in chairs, and the other man pulled out his room key and was just looking at it. Finally, he said, "I cannot remember my room number for the life of me." By this time, the ladies had come back from the bathroom. His wife couldn't remember the room number either, so they went up to the front desk to ask. We stuck around for some reason. The lady at the front desk said "I'm sorry sir, but you're not registered as a guest here." :scared1: I give the guy credit for not getting upset or losing his temper. He just looked at the lady and said "Well, then how did I get this room key?" Finally, after a few minutes of back and forth, the wife says.....





Are you ready for this?









"Oh my God. Honey! We're staying at the Dolphin!"

[CoPirate]

on a trip last year, I was a with a friend who had never been on Honey I Shrunk The Audience at Epcot. So we got in line and along with the other 4 people watched that terrible Kodak pre-show.

Well, in our best Ron Burgundy impressions we traded off saying 'Rich' and 'Compelling' during the movie. We were laughing and amusing ourselves, and like I said there werent many other people in the room with us and we were off on the side. Well after one of the segments, I say 'Rich' and my friend is about to say 'compelling' but this young guy had come over behind us and he said

'Teenage Cynicism is so refreshing'

We both laughed.

I guess he told us... we say this all the time now.

[cmonroe]

I completely forgot about this, but last summer, we were staying at the Beach Club. We got back from EMH at the MK really late one night, around 1:30AM. This nice couple was on the bus with us and we had been talking on the ride back. We all got in the lobby, and my mom and the woman of the other couple went into the bathroom. My dad and I sat in chairs, and the other man pulled out his room key and was just looking at it. Finally, he said, "I cannot remember my room number for the life of me." By this time, the ladies had come back from the bathroom. His wife couldn't remember the room number either, so they went up to the front desk to ask. We stuck around for some reason. The lady at the front desk said "I'm sorry sir, but you're not registered as a guest here." :scared1: I give the guy credit for not getting upset or losing his temper. He just looked at the lady and said "Well, then how did I get this room key?" Finally, after a few minutes of back and forth, the wife says.....

Are you ready for this?

"Oh my God. Honey! We're staying at the Dolphin!"

Hahahahahaha
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[MyGoofy26]

What?!? 10 minutes and no princesses? What is the World coming to? :lmao:


Seriously! Those ladies need to earn their keep! They should be greeting you the moment your foot steps into the lobby! :rotfl:

[dwheatl]

My dad and I sat in chairs, and the other man pulled out his room key and was just looking at it. Finally, he said, "I cannot remember my room number for the life of me." By this time, the ladies had come back from the bathroom. His wife couldn't remember the room number either, so they went up to the front desk to ask. We stuck around for some reason. The lady at the front desk said "I'm sorry sir, but you're not registered as a guest here." :scared1: I give the guy credit for not getting upset or losing his temper. He just looked at the lady and said "Well, then how did I get this room key?" Finally, after a few minutes of back and forth, the wife says.....

Are you ready for this?

"Oh my God. Honey! We're staying at the Dolphin!":rotfl:

You'd think the picture of the Dolphin on the room key would have been a giveaway. They must have been sleep-deprived (and no it wasn't me, but it could have been).

[jaleaton]

Reading all of these funny comments unfortunately reminded me of one of my own moments. My family was visiting the AKL, and we were watching the animals from one of the watching observatory areas. There was a gentlemen wearing what looked to me like a cast-member type outfit, playing a didgeridoo(sp?) (some Australian instrument) that sounded like animal noises, so I go up to the poor guy, and ask "Oh do the animals enjoy it when you play for them?" He looked at me quite confused, and told me he was just practicing for fun. I felt pretty stupid, and quickly left the area. :headache:

[Bigkidz895]

These are great!!! Keep them coming!!

[trypnotic]

This wasn't IN WDW, but it was ABOUT WDW. We were standing in line to see Santa Claus this holiday season while we overheard the people behind us ranting about their recent trip to WDW and how if you didn't stay at one of their resorts, you couldn't eat at any of the nice restaurants.

[disneymom3]

This wasn't IN WDW, but it was ABOUT WDW. We were standing in line to see Santa Claus this holiday season while we overheard the people behind us ranting about their recent trip to WDW and how if you didn't stay at one of their resorts, you couldn't eat at any of the nice restaurants.

This is just disturbing. WHY do people spend so much money on a vacation and not do any research??? I mean, even if you do stay offsite the tickets alone are going to run you close to $1000 for a family. And actually since I am sure they didn't buy them ahead of time, they probably spent well over that. It's just crazy.

[Tinkerbell1013]

December 19 in Epcot we had gone to see Living with the Seas. We were in the manitee area and this man walked up, looked in and said, "Look honey! These are real manitees! Not like the fish and dolphins over there."

I just looked at him with the most puzzled look on my face and walked away. I wanted to say, "Yeah, they pull those others around on a string. Talk about some great puppets!"

[pkondz]

It's mean to say, but that is music to my ears. That means more availability for us!

This is just disturbing. WHY do people spend so much money on a vacation and not do any research??? I mean, even if you do stay offsite the tickets alone are going to run you close to $1000 for a family. And actually since I am sure they didn't buy them ahead of time, they probably spent well over that. It's just crazy.

You know, if someone asks me for info on WDW, I'll more than happily give as much (or as little) info as they want. But if people don't want the info, well... I guess I'll be able to dine when and where I want thanks to my ADRs and go on rides with minimal waits thanks to planning and/or EMH... because there are still people around who won't take a few minutes to educate themselves. And ya know what? I'm ok with that. :goodvibes

[pkondz]

Holy smokes! so this is what happens when you're computer locks up and you click the submit button a few times!
One down and two more to edit! :blush:

[pkondz]

That's two... :blush:

[pkondz]

And that's three! :blush: Sorry everybody. Mea culpa.

[pkondz]

arrrghh... missed this one on the next page. sigh, hopefully no more will turn up.... :blush:

[familyS]

You know, if someone asks me for info on WDW, I'll more than happily give as much (or as little) info as they want. But if people don't want the info, well... I guess I'll be able to dine when and where I want thanks to my ADRs and go on rides with minimal waits thanks to planning and/or EMH... because there are still people around who won't take a few minutes to educate themselves. And ya know what? I'm ok with that. :goodvibes

ITA, but have to say

:lmao:

The server is multiplying posts like rabbits now :rotfl2:

[GeminiAngel]

Wow. a Quad post. :thumbsup2

[pkondz]

Wow. a Quad post. :thumbsup2

I am nothing if not thorough! :goodvibes

[familyS]

pkondz, it isn't your fault. The past few days I have seen and somehow posted many duplicate posts myself. Yours is the first quadruple one I have seen. The DIS server must think you are special: :magnify: pixiedust:

[Tess'smom]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!:laughing:

[One Year Pin]

A couple was just coming off the monorail exit ramp at TTC. The husband was looking around and says to his wife "You mean this isn't EPCOT? Where the (heck) are we?"

Clearly they hadn't done much homework.

I recently had a family come off the TTA attraction in Tomorrowland. They thought they were getting off in EPCOT, and when I explained that this wasn't EPCOT, they asked me which park they WERE in?

I SO wanted to tell them that they were 15 feet from where they got on the TTA.

[only1alexa]

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!:laughing:


I agree!! I CRIED from laughing so hard. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: My sides hurt!:rotfl2:

[mickeymom629]

Christmas week, we were in AK. It was early morning and my family was walking along one of the paths and we heard a little boy (maybe around 4 years old) say in a very whiney voice, "Mom, I want to go to Disney World."

My teens and I burst out laughing; I guess AK was not where he wanted to be.

[Mandy91]

Last Wednesday while waiting in line for Space Mountain I heard a little boy behind us that was a little scared about going on, so the mom goes "Don't worry, Thomas, it's only about 2 minutes long. It's shorter than a time out.":laughing:

[pkondz]

Last Wednesday while waiting in line for Space Mountain I heard a little boy behind us that was a little scared about going on, so the mom goes "Don't worry, Thomas, it's only about 2 minutes long. It's shorter than a time out.":laughing:

:lmao:

[sunocox]

Great thread! :laughing:

[Honor]

I just found this thread. And now I'm in pain. I just snorted Pepsi out my nose and carbonation hurts...I cannot stop laughing.:rotfl2:

[MandaLioness]

We heard some pretty funny things during our trip last week, but this one stands out to me.

We were in line for Haunted Mansion, and one of the CMs is walking through that awning part of the queue telling people to fill in all the available spaces and that it will "expedite your entrance into the mansion". Well this woman next to me goes "Expedite? Is that a word? I'm in college and I don't even know what that means. I don't think it's a real word." I just shook my head and went "That's sad hun."

There was also the point when my sister and I got off the bus to have dinner at Poly, and we hear the horn for the fire ceremony thinger. We had just been talking about the Snickers commercial with the Roman guy and the Viking, and my sister goes "Oh listen. They're sounding the feasting horn."

[pkondz]

We heard some pretty funny things during our trip last week, but this one stands out to me.

We were in line for Haunted Mansion, and one of the CMs is walking through that awning part of the queue telling people to fill in all the available spaces and that it will "expedite your entrance into the mansion". Well this woman next to me goes "Expedite? Is that a word? I'm in college and I don't even know what that means. I don't think it's a real word." I just shook my head and went "That's sad hun."

Of course it's a word! I gone to Hillbilly High, (that's for us ed-u-cated folk who gots past grade 6) and I knows it real good. Expedite:when your ex girl or guy takes your bicycle and feeds it to a gator who ites it. duh. ;)

[praline3001]

My kids and I have been keeping up with this thread and it makes us:rotfl:

WE love it!

As we are leaving in 2 weeks, we have been doing a lot of Disney talking... so whenever it comes up one of my boys (10-13) always has to pipe up with, "Now sit down and shut up and have a good time or else..."

I just KNOW this is going to come out of my mouth at some point during our trip... if nothing else but to make my kids laugh:laughing:

Our all time fav from this thread is the : Now shut up and lets go make some <bleeping> memories :rotfl: :rotfl: I use the word freaking instead of the "other" but whenver they start moaning about some change I made to the ressie or get tired of the trip talks.. I will tell them that :rotfl:

Of course we do this in a good humor joking manner ... not with the anger that was used originally .... humor is always better than anger when it comes to getting stressed out at Disney :rotfl:

[RNRcoasterGrl07]

i was walking into world showcase a week ago on the mexico side and this woman behind me goes "so this is what Mexico looks like? its so mexican-y..."

not ten steps later did this man speed walk past me with two children and all i heard her say was "no daddy didn't propose to me in a greek temple..."

[praline3001]

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" :confused3 Which, of course, she said a lot. ;) Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant! :rotfl:

I don't get how that happens. :confused3 :rotfl2: (But it was very cute while it lasted. :cutie: )

This reminds me of my DD when she was 3 and we were at AK.
I don't know if its a local thing, southern thing or what but many of the little girls in our area call the "girl part" of the body a hoo hoo. Well we were watching the Pocahontas show and my daughter started shouting: "Mommy its POKE A HOO HOO." VERY loudly:rotfl: some of the people sitting around us were from the south and were laughing while the yankees couldn't figure out what was so funny :rotfl:

Here was our classic one though:
DS10 at the time wanted to go on RNR. Up until this point he had been too scared to even try an upside down coaster. He loved coasters in general but refused to try an upside down one.... I knew once he tried it he would love it sooo being the good mommy that I am, I took him on RNR and lied my behind off and told him it didn't go upside down :rotfl:
Through the entire ride he was screaming on the top of his lungs "You lied to me you lied to me....." and other such things. I was worried that I might have tramatized him for life with my little white lie.... Well we get off the ride and he pointed his finger at me and started yelling. I told him I was sorry for lying to him and he said:
Ok, hey can we go on it again? :rotfl:

[ahowanitz]

We were in the gift shop after getting off of POTC. A little boy (probably around 5 yrs old said to his dad, "Dad...this is supposed to be a happy place, so why aren't you happy"? I couldn't help but smile....I kind of had to move behind a shelf so that I could chuckle out loud. :rotfl: Too cute!!!

[Piglets Mommy]

This reminds me of my DD when she was 3 and we were at AK.
I don't know if its a local thing, southern thing or what but many of the little girls in our area call the "girl part" of the body a hoo hoo. Well we were watching the Pocahontas show and my daughter started shouting: "Mommy its POKE A HOO HOO." VERY loudly:rotfl: some of the people sitting around us were from the south and were laughing while the yankees couldn't figure out what was so funny :rotfl:

Here was our classic one though:
DS10 at the time wanted to go on RNR. Up until this point he had been too scared to even try an upside down coaster. He loved coasters in general but refused to try an upside down one.... I knew once he tried it he would love it sooo being the good mommy that I am, I took him on RNR and lied my behind off and told him it didn't go upside down :rotfl:
Through the entire ride he was screaming on the top of his lungs "You lied to me you lied to me....." and other such things. I was worried that I might have tramatized him for life with my little white lie.... Well we get off the ride and he pointed his finger at me and started yelling. I told him I was sorry for lying to him and he said:
Ok, hey can we go on it again? :rotfl:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: The first part of that post needed to come with a warning to swallow any beverages in your mouth before reading!
My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!:blush:

[tiggerwannabe]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: The first part of that post needed to come with a warning to swallow any beverages in your mouth before reading!
My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!:blush:

:eek:

:lmao:


I *love* this thread~

[alliesmommy]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone refer to the Magic Kingdom as Disney World......the last time, we were on a bus from POFQ to MK and a lady got on with her little girl. The little girl asked where they were going and the lady said "We're going to Disney World."

[FFerret]

One of our family's personal ones was when we kept looking and looking for the It's Tough to be a Bug entrance. I finally broke down and asked the nearest CM. I remember him looking staight up--he was right under the sign :)

Doh!

[aurora23]

One comment struck us as mildly funny on our recent trip to Disney World.

The first occured as we were checking into Pop Century. We had not stayed at this particular Disney hotel and did not know our way around. At check in the cast member informed us that we would be staying in the 50's building. Her directions went something like this. "Now go out this door and to the right and the elevator to your room is right behind the Tramp." My friend who is not as big a Disney fan as I am looked shocked until I explained she meant the tramp from Lady and the Tramp. :)

[princesskelz]

My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!:blush:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: that sounds like something i said when i was 2.

[ntsammy5]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone refer to the Magic Kingdom as Disney World......

I've been to WDW over 50 times and I often refer to MK as Disney. It's a habit that's hard to break and I see no reason to change. MK/Disney was all there was until the early 80s. Just got back today as a matter of fact and we did go to Disney a couple of times. It was the least crowded I've ever seen it the night after the full marathon. I've never seen so many people hobbling around! There was absolutely no one in line at Cosmic Rays. I've never seen that before and it was 6:30!

[iggbees]

we just got back and we heard someone saying as we walked past dumbo. "she wants to go on dumbo again, she's got dumbo fever!" we thought it was so funny.

also i think that everyone in disney does not have any clue about geography. on 3 different occasions we heard people saying wrong things about where countries and states were located. we were laughing so hard.

[figmentedpixie]

Overheard on the Epcot monorail from a teenaged girl:

"You mean Epcot's a theme park? I thought it was all in the big ball!"

My DBFF#1 said the same exact thing (she is going to kill me for posting this, btw). We're headed to WDW next Saturday and both she and DBFF #2 have never been. So I was telling them about everything and preparing them for the different parks and she looks at me and goes, "Wait...so Epcot is not all in the sphere?"

"No."

"Oh. Too bad. I mean, I'm still going to love it...but I was kind of excited about an entirely indoor park."

And two others from DL

1. We had taken DBFF #2 to DL in May of 2006 (it was her first Disneypark EVER). Well everything is fine...we get there at opening...grab a croissant in the Main Street Bakery and get right on Indy, POTC, and HM and then head towards Critter Country. Well right before we get to Splash Mountain she just stops and stares at me. I'm confused and looking at her, trying to figure out what is going on and she responds "Holy C**p, I'm in Disneyland!" Apparently the excitement took a while to process. (She is just as excited about this trip and has told EVERYONE who will listen how we are having breakfast with Winnie the Pooh -- my friends and I really are still 5 when it comes to Disney).

2. That same trip we decided that we were going to be "Team Pirate". There were five of us going and each one of us had a shirt that had something to do with POTC -- be it the original ride or the movies. Well, we NEVER expected the attention it would get us. And all we were doing was wearing shirts. People in line kept commenting that we looked awesome and CM's struck up conversations with us in almost every line.

Earlier in the day on its a small world as the boat was getting ready to leave, the CM operating the controls looked at us and then in the microphone said, "For those of you in the back row, I'm afraid today is not your day." We all look at her confused until we realized she was talking about the fact the POTC was closed for renovations at this time.

Then later, going into the Winnie the Pooh ride we even had the CM watch three of us pass and then catch on to the theme and make us come back to join the other two so he could see us all together. He then preceeds to take off his hat and do a "Jack Sparrow" bow to us all. Turns out POTC was his normal ride and due to the renovation he had been temporarily reassigned.

Needless to say, we're taking the shirts with us this time too.

[tiggerwannabe]

He then preceeds to take off his hat and do a "Jack Sparrow" bow to us all. Turns out POTC was his normal ride and due to the renovation he had been temporarily reassigned.

:goodvibes:

[Evil Genius]

Two from my weekend trip

As I was leaving Epcot I hear a man tell his SO "I thought that they took the ball down!"

and from AK a couple standing on the bridge looking at EE and then at a map. Husband points at EE and says "What's that" Wife looks at map and says "It's the dinosaur ride." I laughed all day about that one.

And from my trip in September. (sorry if it's a repeat but I still think it's funny) Standing watching Wishes and a man turns to his wife/girlfriend and says "Ya' know these fireworks would be great if that castle wasn't in the way." She gave him that "You're a total idiot" look. I did this :lmao: for the rest of Wishes

[chrismb22]

This one was more adorable than cute. We were in line for Mickey Bars and Popcorn on Tuesday (I miss it already!!) and there was a family in front of us -- with a 3/4 year old in a stroller. Her dad hands her mom the Mickey bar and she looks up at him and says "do you have to finish your dinner before you eat that?" I craked up.

[Cplofdisneynutz]

My favorite from our trip last weekend was enough to make me start crying. :lmao:
DH and I were walking in front of the World Showcase Lagoon, headed toward FW. There was a woman walking with what looked like her older children, late teens, early 20s. They were discussing fireworks and shows, and she points out at the middle of the lagoon, and says "Yeah, and then at night the water out here dances to music."
I told DH, in my best little kid whiny voice "why haven't we been able to see that?" :laughing:

[twoeeyy]

long story short a little girl was hanging off of the center divider on monorail after many attempts to get her to stop the mother told her that if she did not stop she would tell nana that she was mis-behaving well the llittle girl answered back with " I will tell nana that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee ):rotfl2: . Dh and myself almost died we could barely contain our laughter. we felt so bad for that mother and husband, they got off at the next stop im sure because of embarresment not becuase it was there stop ;)

[GrowingUpDisney]

long story short a little girl was hanging off of the center divider on monorail after many attempts to get her to stop the mother told her that if she did not stop she would tell nana that she was mis-behaving well the llittle girl answered back with " I will tell nana that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee ):rotfl2: . Dh and myself almost died we could barely contain our laughter. we felt so bad for that mother and husband, they got off at the next stop im sure because of embarresment not becuase it was there stop ;)

:eek: OMG - now THAT is funny! :lmao: :rotfl2:

[jayandstacey]

long story short a little girl was hanging off of the center divider on monorail after many attempts to get her to stop the mother told her that if she did not stop she would tell nana that she was mis-behaving well the llittle girl answered back with " I will tell nana that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee ):rotfl2: . Dh and myself almost died we could barely contain our laughter. we felt so bad for that mother and husband, they got off at the next stop im sure because of embarresment not becuase it was there stop ;)
HA! now THAT is funny. roughly how old was the little girl?

[Super]

This thread is making me afraid to say anything out loud for fear of being picked up and laughed at in this thread -_-

[Friendly Frog]

It is ok, we don't mind laughing at each other...or ourselves here. :grouphug:

[Dawnie]

This thread is making me afraid to say anything out loud for fear of being picked up and laughed at in this thread -_-

I know! I started reading this post ....

My favorite from our trip last weekend was enough to make me start crying. :lmao:
DH and I were walking in front of the World Showcase Lagoon, headed toward FW. There was a woman walking with what looked like her older children, late teens, early 20s. They were discussing fireworks and shows, and she points out at the middle of the lagoon, and says "Yeah, and then at night the water out here dances to music."
I told DH, in my best little kid whiny voice "why haven't we been able to see that?" :laughing:

And was really worried at first, because I was AT Epcot last weekend with my older children was REALLY hoping it was not me I was going to be reading about.:rotfl2:

[Scoobmuzic]

I was at EPCOT yesterday, walking from my car to the tram, there were 3 college age kids walking in front of me. One looks at the other two and says
" ALRIGHT.. DrinkCOT hre we come" :rolleyes:

[bdcp]

I was at EPCOT yesterday, walking from my car to the tram, there were 3 college age kids walking in front of me. One looks at the other two and says
" ALRIGHT.. DrinkCOT hre we come" :rolleyes:

Well, I think there are plenty of "older than college" aged kids on here who would agree. I've just never heard Epcot called that. I think we have a new nickname for Epcot!:rotfl::drinking:

[twoeeyy]

HA! now THAT is funny. roughly how old was the little girl?


I would say give or take 3.5 or 4

[Sarubo]

long story short a little girl was hanging off of the center divider on monorail after many attempts to get her to stop the mother told her that if she did not stop she would tell nana that she was mis-behaving well the llittle girl answered back with " I will tell nana that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee ):rotfl2: . Dh and myself almost died we could barely contain our laughter. we felt so bad for that mother and husband, they got off at the next stop im sure because of embarresment not becuase it was there stop ;)


I just spit my water ALL over!!! LOL :rotfl:
What do you say to that? Oh I feel so bad for them!!! :rotfl2:

[TheDisneyGirl02]

I was at EPCOT yesterday, walking from my car to the tram, there were 3 college age kids walking in front of me. One looks at the other two and says
" ALRIGHT.. DrinkCOT hre we come" :rolleyes:
They were probably college program kids! :)

I can't think of anythign funny off the top of my head...except at the Disney Store where I work I once overheard a guy telling his son that 'this place was started by a man Walt Disney. His head was frozen when he died'. I nearly laughed out loud! :lmao:

[puddleduck]

One of the funniest things I've heard at WDW was an interaction between my dh and a castmember at Test Track. On our first trip, we had to do a lot of baby swapping because the 2 youngest could not ride any of the "thrill" rides. We get to test track and my dh and our then 5 yo were going to ride first. We were trying to decide where I would wait with the youngest two. My dh kept telling me that when it was world of motion there were neat things to do inside and surely that didn't take out the whole thing just to put in the ride. I kept arguing that I was pretty sure that the world of motion stuff wouldn't be there. So, my dh goes up to the cast member and asks if they displays from world of motion were still in the building. Of course, the cast member says, "No sir, this is an entirely different ride from world of motion." My dh then asks him why they took out everything and the cast member in a very slow and exaggerated voice says, "Well sir, they had to remove world of motion so that they could put in this ride that you are trying to ride now. Both rides wouldn't fit." He was also looking at my dh as if he had a second head. I was too busy laughing at dh. I still tease my dh about it.

[ClaraBug]

One of the funniest things I've heard at WDW was an interaction between my dh and a castmember at Test Track. On our first trip, we had to do a lot of baby swapping because the 2 youngest could not ride any of the "thrill" rides. We get to test track and my dh and our then 5 yo were going to ride first. We were trying to decide where I would wait with the youngest two. My dh kept telling me that when it was world of motion there were neat things to do inside and surely that didn't take out the whole thing just to put in the ride. I kept arguing that I was pretty sure that the world of motion stuff wouldn't be there. So, my dh goes up to the cast member and asks if they displays from world of motion were still in the building. Of course, the cast member says, "No sir, this is an entirely different ride from world of motion." My dh then asks him why they took out everything and the cast member in a very slow and exaggerated voice says, "Well sir, they had to remove world of motion so that they could put in this ride that you are trying to ride now. Both rides wouldn't fit." He was also looking at my dh as if he had a second head. I was too busy laughing at dh. I still tease my dh about it.

:confused3 Why are husbands stubborn over the most stupid stuff and end then end up looking silly?? This sounds exactly like something my DH was do! :lmao: So I feel you "pain"!!

[ClaraBug]

I guess I am also glad to know that my DH isn't the only "goofy" one out there!!

[puddleduck]

As I was writing the post I asked my dh what was he thought would still be in the test track building. He moans and said, "Please don't make fun of me on the dis." I told him it was payback for not listening to me in the first place.

[ClaraBug]

:lmao:

[rgf207]

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!:laughing:

Yep. The power rangers post is by far the funniest post I have ever read on this board.

[lgcountry]

Last week on the bus to EPCOT, a family of 6 was playing 20 questions, I guess about WDW. The smallest girl, about 6, suddenly got very excited.

"I know, I know! It's the Haunted Mattress!" she shouted. The whole front of the bus cracked up.

[MandaLioness]

We went to Club Cool for the first time during our trip a few weeks ago. My sister was first to try the Beverly. She takes a sip and I can see the look of disgust start to go over her face. I start LAUGHING. :lmao: She's flapping her hands around trying to find a place to spit it out, but realizes she has no choice but to swallow it. I was laughing way too hard to help her. She finally gets it down and goes "It tastes like f*%&$ng bile! That's why you wanted me to try it first!" :lmao: Luckily there was no one else in there to hear her little non-family friendly outburst. I don't blame her. I said the same thing when I tried it a few seconds later. But her reaction was way too funny. I'm a cruel sister I know. :rolleyes:

[tiggerwannabe]

I have to show my Beverly story in photos...

they truly say it all~

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/MousMManiac/FL1207wAidz/DSC_0399.jpghttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/MousMManiac/FL1207wAidz/DSC_0400.jpg

sorry if they're kinda big :confused3

[TwitterMouse]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

[lilsweetpea]

While walking back to POP 50s building #2, we heard a woman in the pool say, "So is that the Lion King?" (pointing to the large replica of Lady from Lady and the Tramp).

I hope she needed glasses and just didn't have them on while in the pool. We didn't stick around to hear what DH had to say.

[SoccerDogWithEars]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

My dad uses that line all the time. "Am I gonna have to beat you like the redheaded step child you are?" (and I'm a brunette) I guess it came from somewhere, but I don't know. He's just been saying it all my life.....but I never actually got it. Normally I just glare at him.:confused3

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

I've heard that all my life :rotfl: I always thought it meant that I am not just going to whip you, but beat you like I would a red headed (evidently thought to be wilder than other hair colors) stepchild (not my child) :confused3

[k_reile]

DH and I were watching the disney Animal Kingdom and undiscovered WDW specials on the Travel Channel yesterday. We just got back from our trip in Sept. HE turns to me and so seriously says something about taking the boat from Animal Kingdom. I told him there is not boat transportation from the Animal Kingdom. He was fighting me on it...he was like remember we could not find the buses or the train (guess he was talking about the monorail) and we ended up taking the boat? I think he was thinking about the time when we left MK and took the monorail to TTC and then could not find the buses...so we got back on the monorail to Epcot and took a bus home from there. But we did not take a boat and definitely not from AK!!:rotfl:
Though it was his first time at WDW since he was 5...i just had been there more times so I remember more clearly where everything is...even though he has one photogenic memory!!:confused3

[marivaid]

My dad uses that line all the time. "Am I gonna have to beat you like the redheaded step child you are?" (and I'm a brunette) I guess it came from somewhere, but I don't know. He's just been saying it all my life.....but I never actually got it. Normally I just glare at him.:confused3

My friend says that all the time. The first time I went HUHHHHHH???? She says it's because of the Annie musical... the kid is a redhead that gets beaten by her stepmother.

[pickles]

My friend says that all the time. The first time I went HUHHHHHH???? She says it's because of the Annie musical... the kid is a redhead that gets beaten by her stepmother.

red headed stepchild, means a person that doesn't belong to the family...odd duck out. Beating you like one means they are going to beat you extra hard because you aren't a real family member and therefore can beat harder when you do something wrong...least that is what I understood when I have heard that line

they used the line red headed step child in The Shield when Cruella actress was the captain talking about Vic mackey not fitting in

[figmentedpixie]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

[mickeymouse1017]

OMG, that one is the best. No offense to you friend but I would have been laughing too!!!:laughing:

[LittleFlounder]

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I think this one is the best I've read so far! Thats so funny... it really made me laugh out loud!

:rotfl2: :lmao:

Zippidy doo dah!

[Narnian_Princess]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: MY SIDES!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That is one of the funniest I've ever read. :lmao:

[Linzybrooke]

DH and I overheard this while eating at 50's Prime Time this Christmas.

The little girl with the family next to us was watching the film clip of the Opening Ceremonies for Disneyland, complete with Walt. She pointed and said "look mommy, thats Disneyland." Mom's response? "No, thats the way Disney World used to look. Disneyland doesn't have a castle."

[silverarrowknits]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

[cindyfan]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::
:rotfl2:
No, I just think maybe the daughter was a bit "sheltered" :rotfl2: Maybe she was a Hip Hop fan. :confused3
My DD is 16 and they all know who Aerosmith is........

[praline3001]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

:rotfl: :rotfl:
Just the other day an old Madonna video came on TV and my 13DS asked, "who is that? she's hot!
:rotfl:

[oliviansmom17]

subbing! These are so great!:)

[marivaid]

:rotfl: :rotfl:
Just the other day an old Madonna video came on TV and my 13DS asked, "who is that? she's hot!
:rotfl:

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

It's not just kids. I told one of my friends, a 29yo guy, I was "going to Bon Jovi's" and he asked if they had sushi..... :scared1:
How the guy made it out my house alive, I still don't know.:confused3

[Piglets Mommy]

DH and I overheard this while eating at 50's Prime Time this Christmas.

The little girl with the family next to us was watching the film clip of the Opening Ceremonies for Disneyland, complete with Walt. She pointed and said "look mommy, thats Disneyland." Mom's response? "No, thats the way Disney World used to look. Disneyland doesn't have a castle."
:sad2: Poor Mom.....I guess both castles just "grew" then????:lmao:
I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

Uhhhh...Poor parenting???? Sorry, couldn't resist.....High School without Aerosmth would have been a completely different experience.

[MyGoofy26]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

Reminds me of my mom. Back when I did the college program, I worked at the Studios. My mom and aunt had flown down to visit me. They would drop me off and pick me up from work so they could take my car. One night Steven Tyler came in to my store just before closing. I had a brief encounter with him (the only person in the store he spoke to - of course we almost crashed into each other too, LOL) and then left to clock out. I'm obviously pretty excited and go running out to the cast parking lot and yell to them, "Guess who I just met!!" (keep in mind they were both in HS when Aerosmith first came out and got popular) They ask who and yelled, "Steven Tyler!" Just bouncing around, giddy as can be. My mom looks at me confused, "Who?" Ugh! Buzzkill! :rotfl:

[YanksGirl]

I'm in the haunted mansion a few days ago and an old man asks "is this a small world?" and his lil grand daughter goes "no, its the president's house"

[Tynk13x]

Bumping and Subbing. Keep them coming, I love this thread.:yay:

[cmonroe]

I'm in the haunted mansion a few days ago and an old man asks "is this a small world?" and his lil grand daughter goes "no, its the president's house"

hahahahahahahahaaaa:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Villain]

Not really something I heard, more a funny life experience. So in my family takes everybody once every 3 or 4 years and that includes the four amigos. Im the oldest and my three cousins at this time age 12 11 and 10. So we are off on our own at AK and decide to ride Dinasor (count down to extiction). looks cool right well at least I thought so. well we are riding and we get to the point were they take the picture all eyes on dino, theres screaming maybe some crying idk all that happened but when we get off we go look at the pictures and I cant help but notice that 2 out of the 4 of us are missing.:confused3 come to find out later they were so scared that they hit the floor of the buggys. havent let them live it down especially when they try to act tough.:rotfl2:

[Disney1976]

Heard one today walking towards Test Track (right by the entrance, where the cars are on the track outside), an older woman behind me says to the man she was with "Oh, you mean this is a ride? I thought it was the monorail!"

[joan4mickey]

I've been looking for this thread...

I was at the Magic Kingdom this past week and hear two funny things..

First, we are in the Dumbo line and the dad in front of us asks his kids' "What's the name of the princess with the TWELVE dwarfs?"

Next, at the Pirate and Princess parade the kids says to his parents, "I see Shrek!"

[Bounce_Tigger]

I'm sure I've been quoted in this thread only because my friends and I like to make stupid comments (loudly) while waiting in line. Things like "So, now, this one only goes upside twice, right?" while waiting for IASW. Or "After this, lets take the monorail to Universal"
I promise, I'm not really that dumb!

[DL55]

I'm sure I've been quoted in this thread only because my friends and I like to make stupid comments (loudly) while waiting in line. Things like "So, now, this one only goes upside twice, right?" while waiting for IASW. Or "After this, lets take the monorail to Universal"
I promise, I'm not really that dumb!

Boy, what a trouble maker! :cool2:

[JenM]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

Years ago, my mom was at the mall and she saw a kid with a Beatles CD telling to her mom, "I didn't know Paul McCartney was another band before Wings!" :eek:

My mother has never quite recovered from that.

Funniest things I've heard at the parks:

-A guy in one of the character restaurants asking Chip: "Are you Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?" (he was kidding, but it was funny)

-My friend once apologized to Snow White in MK after her 6-year-old twins broke into a fistfight over who got to hand over the autograph book by saying, "You understand, right? You live with 7 men."

[hammie59]

I think there might have been a thread like this, but we overheard something so funny last weekend I just had to share. While we were in MGM Studios we heard a teen telling anothere teen that they were going to see the " Ozzie Osborne Christmas lights" :rotfl: Now those would be some interesting lights!!!

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit this, but it took me awhile to figure this out also, and I'm 38. I just couldn't get why Ozzy was sponsoring something at Disney LOL :rotfl:

[TinkerBell DVC]

subscribing... this gave me a laugh and i am needing some of those about now!!!

[cnids00]

Last trip instead of going by ourselves we had the whole family going together, MIL, FIL, SIL, BIL, nephew and us three, DH, me & DD12. They had never been to WDW before.

Standing in line for BTMRR, I hear my MIL tell my daughter "Go get some popcorn and a pop so we can have it for the show"! :rotfl: Pretty priceless and she got on the ride, but my daughter's face was priceless and the same on MIL when she found out what kind of ride it was!

[cindyfan]

I'm sure I've been quoted in this thread only because my friends and I like to make stupid comments (loudly) while waiting in line. Things like "So, now, this one only goes upside twice, right?" while waiting for IASW. Or "After this, lets take the monorail to Universal"
I promise, I'm not really that dumb!

:lmao: That is so funny.... my DD and I do the same thing! :lmao:
And we LOVE to watch people's reactions!:lmao:

[One Year Pin]

Earlier this week, I was working at Stitches Great Escape. As the guests were filing into the final chamber, there was a little boy who turned to his Grandmother and said "Grandma, I have a bad feeling about this."

I almost lost it.

[princesskelz]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: omg that is hysterical sounds like something my Friend nick would say!

[3guysandagal]

BUMPING!!!

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me! :worship:


I have now successfully read to this post!:thumbsup2 :cool1: #2868
Took a few days but.....:surfweb:

I have to say have been LMAO:lmao: :rotfl2: for days reading these!!!

Sorry to go OT, but had to share.

Just had to add a link from another thread I read yesterday in regards to telemarketers. Please be aware A** is mentioned.
If sandicinderelli thought the posters gutsy responses to TM's were good....Listen to this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Thanks Again everyone for the laughs:thumbsup2 :thumbsup2

[luvthemouse71]

tiggerwannabe, I have a pic of my sis that is similar to yours. Looks like everyone makes a similar face.http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l61/hamsters71/040.jpg

[lovedoggies]

This was at the Disney Store today. It was so cute.

There was a little boy in there with his mom. I'd say he was 3 or 4. He was walking around the store, sniffing. It caught my attention so I kind of watched him. Then he blurts out "This place doesn't smell as good as Disneyland."

[distherapy]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

Okay, so it didn't happen at Disney, but I had to share my embarrassing Aerosmith story.

A few years ago, my husband and I were at the Natural History Museum in DC (Smithsonian) and I walked right past Steven Tyler, holding a kid on his shoulders. I was all excited - and got a little freaked out. I yelled to my husband, "OMG! It's Mick Jagger!!!!"

My husband has never let me forget it, and he said that, based on the shocked look on Steven Tyler's face, he probably hasn't forgotten it either.

Man, I felt bad...:confused3

[GeminiAngel]

That's Gold! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[mickeymedic]

Yesterday, while riding the boat from POR to DTD the little boy sitting behind me pointed to the treehouse villas and asked, "mommy, what's that?" She told him it was Fort Wilderness. I couldn't help but think how disappointed they will be on a future trip when they book a cabin in Fort Wilderness and discover that it's not a treehouse. Oh, well.

And one more...while walking towards the exit at MK, a teenage boy ahead of me stopped to ask a CM which monorail goes to MGM.

[DisneyMom5]

My dd13 reminded me of one more that came from my dd4.
Our group decided to try out Tower of Terror, something we had never done before.
I stayed with my mom and the babies, but dd4 was tall enough so she said she wanted to go too.
I wasn't too sure about it, but she was so excited dh said she could.

They were in line, and she was busily chatting about how fun it was, and then they got in the car and were getting strapped in, still giggly fun girl,
and suddenly she looks around, looks at her seat belt, looks at my dh with big eyes and and a serious face and says "This goes DOWN, doesn't it?" :eek:
Well at that point they were already moving.
They tell me she did really well, but she refused to go on it again the rest of the trip. :rotfl:

[ntsammy5]

looks at my dh with big eyes and and a serious face and says "This goes DOWN, doesn't it?" :eek:



That's funny.

[ladyvader]

Been meaning to add this for awhile. . .We were in MK last June, and I went to the restroom in Fantasyland, near the Pinocchio Village Haus, and as I was leaving , passed a mom and a little boy of about 4, who were on their way into the ladies room. The boy was quite aggitated, and as they passed me, I heard him wail "But Mommy, I'm a man!". It was the cutest thing I ever heard!

[Loves Disney]

Last March I was in WDW with my dad and a bunch of kids he teaches. One day while we were there I went into MGM with another woman who went on the trip and her parents. We decided to go over to the Tower of Terror but only the father was willing to go on it so I went on with him and while in line, we met a woman and her son.

The woman asked us if we had ever been on it before because she was trying to comfort her very nervous son. He was very young but met the height requirement (must have just barely). Her son was on the verge of tears. We explained to the woman and her son the ride and how it isn't that bad at all and that it was actually very fun! The entire line through we tried to calm the little boy down and the mother would ask us "how tame is the ride?" and we'd respond "It's gotten tamer since the elevator doesn't always go straight down anymore" and the woman would look to her son and say "see, it's not that bad!". Finally, as we started to prepare to board the elevator, the little boy was calm and actually excited to get on the ride! The Bellhop started to load us in. When it came to the mother and her son, the son ran in and sat down. The mother looked around the elevator, looked to us then looked to her son and said with a quivering voice "I'm not getting in this thing! I'll see you when the ride is over" and she frantically got away from the doors with a look of horror across her face. Needless to say, the little boy darted out of that elevator faster than anything. lol. Perhaps we should have focused on calming the woman down instead! lol.

[Sweetbug74]

I have this on video. We were standing waiting for our table at Chef Mickeys when a CM asks us, "Are you with the party of 81?". Well, it was the way he said it, and the fact that it was such a high number that struck us funny. I thought he was joking at first, but it turns out that there was a wedding party coming in. But, usually, they'll ask if you're with the Smith/Jones party or something like that.

We chuckled and said, "No" and he said okay like it was the most normal thing to say.

[Sweetbug74]

I may be weird but I enjoy watching families in the MK who are there because they feel like they "had to go to Disney". Parents saying something like "Shut up and have fun, or I'll ______ ya!"

One of my favorite things to do when its time to rest in MK is to find a good bench near or on Main Street in the shade, get a drink or a Dole Float, and just people watch. That's entertaining in itself. I always laugh at the ones who treat Disney like its some dragon that they have to slay.

[ClaraBug]

One of my favorite things to do when its time to rest in MK is to find a good bench near or on Main Street in the shade, get a drink or a Dole Float, and just people watch. That's entertaining in itself. I always laugh at the ones who treat Disney like its some dragon that they have to slay.

I know, I am a people watcher too!! Amusement Parks always have the most "unforgettable" people!!!:lmao:

[3guysandagal]

Had to add another here.
Bumping for more!!:cool1: :thumbsup2 :lmao:

I have this on video.

While staying at POR in Dec/06 (Our first WDW vaca as a family), DW and I, DS3 and DS9 (now 4 & 10) were heading for Ole Man Island and the pool.
DS3 knew there was a "Kiddee pool" just for him, well sort of just for him.
I am videoing as we head down the path and narrating that we are "heading for the pool to go for a swim"
DS3 is ahead of us about 15', in the shot.
He hears me say this, and then turns around and says...
"And the ***ty pool" (rhymes with kitty, starts with a "T")
I say "THE WHAT??!!"
He replies "And the ***ty pool"
I reply "Riiiight, the kiddee pool"
had to stop videoing I was giggling so much.
DW missed it and I had to rewind later on to show her.:lmao:
"Could be worse," I said "he could have started it with a....Shhh."
I still start to giggle every time we watch it just before it happens.
The kids aren't any the wiser....yet.

This thread has kept me laughing for a week catching up.:lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2::surfweb:

[GeminiAngel]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[happyindisney]

Tonight, my family and I were riding PotC. The guest behind us tells the people he is with that PotC was Peter Pan previously. He stated that Disney changed the ride to Pirates once the movie was so popular! I tired not to laugh, but a giggle or two did escape. I don't know if he was trying to impress his friends or what, but I found it quite funny!

[capthookismyhomeboy]

I've got one that I actually caused. Last time I went, it was 2000, I was 21 at the time, and in my 'rebellious blatantly offensive t-shirt' phase. The one I deemed appropriate (and probably would not wear to the park these days) had a red line accross the chest and said "you must be this tall to ride." needless to say, me and all my immature buddies thought it was hillarious, and most people didnt notice/didnt get it/didnt dignify it with a response....

Until we were in line for the thunder mountain railroad.

This lady, who was actually several people ahead of us, but we 'met' in one of the bends in the line, was commenting to her family how "cute that guy's shirt is..." I mean, even so far as pointing it out to the little kids. When the DH realized what was up, he was like "Uhhh... Dear, that doesnt mean what you think it means..." then quickly ushered everyone he was with to quickly face the other way, all the while she was like "what? what does it mean then?" And the rest of the brief time i could still hear them, she was begging him to explain it to her and he was just shaking his head in disbelief at his wife and trying so hard to keep from chuckling.

Im a little older now, and wouldnt do it again... heck, if his reaction hadnt been so funny, I would have felt bad then, too.

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Had to add another here.
Bumping for more!!:cool1: :thumbsup2 :lmao:

I have this on video.

While staying at POR in Dec/06 (Our first WDW vaca as a family), DW and I, DS3 and DS9 (now 4 & 10) were heading for Ole Man Island and the pool.
DS3 knew there was a "Kiddee pool" just for him, well sort of just for him.
I am videoing as we head down the path and narrating that we are "heading for the pool to go for a swim"
DS3 is ahead of us about 15', in the shot.
He hears me say this, and then turns around and says...
"And the ***ty pool" (rhymes with kitty, starts with a "T")
I say "THE WHAT??!!"
He replies "And the ***ty pool"
I reply "Riiiight, the kiddee pool"
had to stop videoing I was giggling so much.
DW missed it and I had to rewind later on to show her.:lmao:
"Could be worse," I said "he could have started it with a....Shhh."
I still start to giggle every time we watch it just before it happens.
The kids aren't any the wiser....yet.

This thread has kept me laughing for a week catching up.:lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2::surfweb:


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[declansdad]

I've got one that I actually caused. Last time I went, it was 2000, I was 21 at the time, and in my 'rebellious blatantly offensive t-shirt' phase. The one I deemed appropriate (and probably would not wear to the park these days) had a red line accross the chest and said "you must be this tall to ride." needless to say, me and all my immature buddies thought it was hillarious, and most people didnt notice/didnt get it/didnt dignify it with a response....

Until we were in line for the thunder mountain railroad.

This lady, who was actually several people ahead of us, but we 'met' in one of the bends in the line, was commenting to her family how "cute that guy's shirt is..." I mean, even so far as pointing it out to the little kids. When the DH realized what was up, he was like "Uhhh... Dear, that doesnt mean what you think it means..." then quickly ushered everyone he was with to quickly face the other way, all the while she was like "what? what does it mean then?" And the rest of the brief time i could still hear them, she was begging him to explain it to her and he was just shaking his head in disbelief at his wife and trying so hard to keep from chuckling.

Im a little older now, and wouldnt do it again... heck, if his reaction hadnt been so funny, I would have felt bad then, too.


LOL too funny. :rotfl2: