Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[princesskelz]

I absolutely love reading these! I have been laughing out loud at so many of them! Here are mine:

1) Two years ago my little girl turned 5 while we were in WDW. The night before her b-day we were watching the parade at MK. She was tired and had her head in my lap. I was stroking her hair and telling her how this was the last time I'd ever have a 4 year old, and how special and beautiful and smart she was. I stopped talking for a second and she lifted her head and said, "Keep going."

2) We came out of a bathroom at Animal Kingdom, and she told her Daddy with GREAT enthusiasm, "Daddy! I am so glad we came to Disney World! They have a hand dryer in there that almost blew my skin right off!"

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!


omg how cute i loved the first one! Keep Going lol :rotfl:

We were in WDW last summer eating at Le Cellier and my friends uncle got a petite Felliet and when it came out he said i knew it was gonna be small but i didnt think it was going to be Anorexic!:lmao:

[froggy33]

Last week we were waiting in line to get into EPCOT for opening. A father and daughter behind us were kind of bickering back and forth, nothing major, but finaly the dad staopped and said to the little girl; "Why am I arguing with you? You're 8"

It was pretty funny!

[bittyx2]

Ok, this was about 33 years ago, long before Epcot, MGM, AK, etc...

My family gives me trouble about this to this day. I was very young and my mom took me to the rest room to do my business because I wasn't feeling well.

My father stood outside waiting for me under a tree a little ways away. When I was done...I think you will get the point here... I came running out of the bathroom and ran up to my father and said, "Daddy, daddy, I did it and it was THIS ------- long!" :confused3 :yay: My father's face turned beat red :scared1: and everyone standing around him burst out laughing, but I couldn't figure out why. I just remember saying, "what? what?"

[momimouse27]

I absolutely love reading these! I have been laughing out loud at so many of them! Here are mine:

1) Two years ago my little girl turned 5 while we were in WDW. The night before her b-day we were watching the parade at MK. She was tired and had her head in my lap. I was stroking her hair and telling her how this was the last time I'd ever have a 4 year old, and how special and beautiful and smart she was. I stopped talking for a second and she lifted her head and said, "Keep going."

2) We came out of a bathroom at Animal Kingdom, and she told her Daddy with GREAT enthusiasm, "Daddy! I am so glad we came to Disney World! They have a hand dryer in there that almost blew my skin right off!"

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!


I just about wet my pants when I read number 3!!! Bless her sweet heart....:cutie:

[momimouse27]

Hello fellow Snellvillian :wave: I've gone some places around town and said "y'all" and gotten strange looks.... never at Wally-World though... using "y'all" there is perfectly acceptable! :rotfl:

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

[khphillips]

In 2005 we were at MNSSHP, my son was dressed as Elvis. I heard another child ask him what he was supposed to be, he replied Elvis. The little boy was like 'who's that?' :goodvibes . His mother and I had a good laugh at that.

Kim

[Narnian_Princess]

While waiting in line for autograph fastpasses during the Star Wars Weekends (Disney lets the lines in before the park officially opens; no attractions are open) I was in front of a woman who obviously hadn't been to Disney-MGM very often. Two cast members were walking down the street, dressed in the '30's ganster costumes that are worn inside the Great Movie Ride, and the woman exclaimed loudly, "Oh look, it's the Blues Brothers!"

The week before, our section of the line was stopped beside the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, and a woman was tired and wished to sit down. One of the little lizards that abound in Florida was sitting on the rock, and she asked "That's animatronic, right?" When she was told no, she said, "Eww, I'm not sitting there!" and kept right on standing.

[MomofKatie]

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

And if you want to be extra Southern, say, "Y'all have a nice day, y'hear?" :rotfl: I still say y'all all the time- and I am a transplanted Southerner- I lived my first 9 years in the midwest.

Y'all will be around as long as sweet tea, grits, and giving your Mama some sugar (a big kiss to you Northerners).:)

[yngsj]

I almost died laughing when a man sitting in front of me on KS at AK told his little girl that the animals were not real. I thought he was joking but after listening to him for a little while longer I realized he was serious.

[catycatcat4]

One time on the tram to the parking lot the dude on the speaker asked "did yall have a good day at epcot?" and this little kid about4 or 5 piped up and said very loudly "NO!"




one time at epcot my sister who was like 2 or 3 fell into another ladys stall in the bathroom well she was useing the bathroom.

[thinktink99]

Well, this is funny, but our kids wouldn't think so...my soon to be hubby took me on a surprise trip to Disney to propose; he has a daughter and son (teens) from a previous marriage, and I have a daughter (age 5). As we are pulling into the airport and he is surprising me with this ultra awesome trip (at this point he's telling me we're going to Disney - I knew nothing about the proposal), I asked him how the kids reacted, knowing the oldest would be peeved and the youngest would be heartbroken- he told me that he told them he was taking me to Niagara Falls to spare their feelings! The man had the whole thing planned, right down to fake pics, all so that the kids would not find out. We had a blast and told everyone we talked to on our trip about what we were doing. He even had one of the guys who draws the caricatures at the AK draw one of me and him in front of Niagara Falls; he was almost in tears when we explained what we had done. PS. The proposal at Narcoosee's while the fireworks went off was so romantic; and the kids are still none the wiser! :hug:

[Alesia]

Well, this is funny, but our kids wouldn't think so...my soon to be hubby took me on a surprise trip to Disney to propose; he has a daughter and son (teens) from a previous marriage, and I have a daughter (age 5). As we are pulling into the airport and he is surprising me with this ultra awesome trip (at this point he's telling me we're going to Disney - I knew nothing about the proposal), I asked him how the kids reacted, knowing the oldest would be peeved and the youngest would be heartbroken- he told me that he told them he was taking me to Niagara Falls to spare their feelings! The man had the whole thing planned, right down to fake pics, all so that the kids would not find out. We had a blast and told everyone we talked to on our trip about what we were doing. He even had one of the guys who draws the caricatures at the AK draw one of me and him in front of Niagara Falls; he was almost in tears when we explained what we had done. PS. The proposal at Narcoosee's while the fireworks went off was so romantic; and the kids are still none the wiser! :hug:

That is awesome!!!! :rotfl2:

[huckster]

what time does the 3 oclock parade start ... i just kinda stood there staring at them when they asked... good thing they were strangers...

[FutureMrsC]

Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"

Off topic... WAY off topic... anyway... my DH & I are bouncing around because you've said there's a McAlister's near Discover Mills?!?!?!?! Wow!!!! Yay! (I'm so putting that on my list of things to do before good ol' GCPS gets back to school... and I go back to work...) We should have a snellvillian/lawrencevillian meet... hehe. :thumbsup2 Thanks again for the McAlister's info :)

[RACHELSMOM1]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"************************************************** **************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!! :love:

[DisneyMom5]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"************************************************** **************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!! :love:

The OP can correct me if I am wrong, but I think he or she was saying that the girl's manager was criticizing her for saying y'all, and the OP was backing the girl up and proving that the manager was wrong, that people do indeed still say y'all.

It wasn't the OP that had a problem with the word, it was the manager.

OK - back to funny stories....:cool1:

[Praise2Him]

*******Originally Posted by momimouse27
Hi there! I am a Lawrencevillian...I was at McAlister(near Discover Mills) one day and heard the manager talking to the girl who took my order(she told us "Thanks y'all-your order will be out shortly) and asked her"why did you say y'all, who says that anymore?" So I went up to get a cookie after my meal, and when I was finished I looked at her(in front of the manager) and said loudly "Ya'll have a nice day!"************************************************** **************************************

I say y'all all the time - and being from the south I don't find it to be funny or odd at all. Maybe the girl who took your order was from the south. Y'all is short for you guys, you all, etc. It is so common around here that it is just accepted as part of the English language. Even our youngest children say it. Maybe it just sounds funny to some of y'all because you're not used ta hearin' it!!! :love:

She is from the South...this happened in GEORGIA! That's why it's so odd! Maybe the manager isn't from the South or wishes he wasn't? :confused3

[Friendly Frog]

This thread always makes a bad day better. :goodvibes

[ahowanitz]

Wow! I finally finished reading through all of these posts!!! They were great! I'll definitely remember this post when I get back from WDW in January and be sure to post my funny stories to it!! Thanks everyone! :banana:

[smylie1]

Ha-ha-ha, some of these are too funny!



Or then again, maybe he did know, hee-hee.

:rotfl2: That's what I was thinking!

[Lyons Family]

[SIZE="4"]:cool1: :banana: :woohoo:
:hourglass
WELL JUST STARTING TO PUT THE FINAL STUFF IN OUR SUITCASE.
LEAVING TONIGHT FOR CLEVELAND, AND FLYING OUT TOMORROW MORNING FOR DISNEY.
OUR DAUGHTER IS SO EXCITED;
CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO EP-A-COT,
SHE PLANS ON HAVING A HANG-A-BURGER TOO.
WISH US LUCK, HOPEFULLY I WILL ADD NEW FUNNIES WHEN WE GET HOME.
BYE FOR NOW

[MomofKatie]

I'll tell a funny story on myself:

This January, DD and I went on a "girls only" trip. Since it was a budget trip, we stayed offsite and drove to the parks each day. For some reason, when driving into the parking lot, I noticed Spaceship Earth differently than I usually do. I saw the wand and hand (soon to be gone completely, yay!), and I really noticed the ball itself.

I remarked to DD that the ball looked so pretty, but then I saw all kinds of little dark blobs on the top and sides of the structure (oh, BTW, did I mention that I am near-sighted??). I said, "Wow, honey, look! There are PEOPLE up there, cleaning the top of the ball!!". DD gave me this 'what is she talking about?!' look :rolleyes: , and told me, "Mom, those are STARS."

Boy, I felt dumb- I thought there was a full cleaning crew up there, scrubbing the SSE tiles!!

[smylie1]

We visited WDW in November, and my DD, who is 6, had never been on a roller coaster before. During our planning process, I really talked up the Barnstormer as a good first roller coaster ride. She was very excited to go on it. Well, the day comes, and we went to Toontown Fair and got in line to ride. DD was literally jumping up and down, she was so excited to get on the ride. We got in the car, and started up the first hill. She had a HUGE grin on her face, but as soon as we crested the first hill, it faded a bit. She was fine for the rest of the (brief) ride, and we exited. As we were walking back toward Mickey's house, I asked her, "So, didn't you just love that? Would you like to go on again?". She looked at me, with a big smile on her face, and said, "No, thanks Mommy. That was the WORST thing I've ever done! I'm NEVER going on it again!". All this with a big smile! The whole rest of the trip, every single ride we went on, she would ask suspiciously, "This isn't a roller coaster, is it? 'Cause I HATE them!" I couldn't help but laugh to myself as I reassured her on each and every ride.

:rotfl2: The EXACT same thing happened to DS5 (at the time) and me at Carowinds on the Scooby Doo roller coaster!

[KirklandTutu]

at the Rose and Crown...

Do fries come with the Fish and Chips?

poor waitress 'Chips...fries...are...chips...LUV'

Meanwhile I had cider coming out my nose from laughing so hard.

[Diznejen1]

We were waiting for Mickey's PhillharMagic last month durning our vacation and in the crowd of people was a family who had a small boy. He was probably 5 or 6 years old. To pass time the boy and his monther started singing songs....a few minutes into the sing-a-long he sang very loudly
M-I-C-K-E-Y, "L"-O-U-S-E...DH and launghed for 20 minutes. LOL:lmao:

[Up2late4clay]

:rotfl:

[smylie1]

We were at Epcot last week when I heard a man tell his wife "Hey, let's go to Interventions". At which point I looked at my DH and said "I guess that's where the dysfunctional families go when they visit Epcot".


:rotfl2: Now that's a park my family should've gone to when I was growing up! LOL!!

[smylie1]

Ok, I've got a couple...

When my youngest DD was about 4, we visited MK. Both of my daughters love The Little Mermaid, so we had told them about Ariel's Grotto. Well, Grotto isn't a word that is in most 4 year old vocabularies, so we were quite embarrased when we were standing in a crowded line and my daughter blurted out "When are we going to see Ariels crotch?"

On another trip, we met friends for dinner at the Liberty Tree Tavern. The adults were at one table, and the kids were at another. Throughout dinner, all the characters except Goofy had stopped by the kids table. On the second trip around, the same daughter kept trying to get Chip's attention. When Chip finally came over to the table, she calls him to her and says "Hey, go get Goofy".

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: These are HILARIOUS!!

[smylie1]

On our honeymoon, DH and I were young and had a lot of energy, so we got used to zig zagging our way through the crowds to get where we were going without being slowed down by others. Usually this meant DH pulling me by the hand around slow moving groups and people with strollers. One day we were speed walking through WS trying to make a PS and I said to DH, "We should have been in training for this all summer. We should have practiced speed walking." and he said to me, "No,this is how we should have practiced" and then he demonstrated by dashing ahead three steps to the left, then veering off to the right, then off to the left again, etc. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself, just imagining him at home, zig zagging around the neighborhood for exercise.

That's so funny! There is another family in our development who are as huge a WDW fan as we are. They are going in September and started walking every evening about 2 months ago. The other day I noticed that they have started crossing from one side of the street to the other and back. I thought they were just mixing things up a bit, but maybe they really are training for the all dodging they'll be doing.:rotfl2:

[Donaldsfan176]

This is more sad than funny but....

A couple of weeks ago we were at EPCOT shopping in the at the Chtistmas :santa: store in Germany. We were looking at the Christmas Tree decorated with all the pickles when this 30 year old (Roughly) guy said that the pickle tree looked cool. (now here comes the sad/funny part) He then said "Wasn't it the Germans who invented Christmas"? :scared1:

I looked at my son to verify what this guy said. No words were exchanged between my son and I . He just nodded his head yes.

[The5mouseketeers]

Bump:goodvibes

[dwheatl]

Heard this in Disneyland this week. A little guy about 5 was asking his dad if the rides were going to be scary. Dad said no. He asked again and dad said no again. Then the little guy said, "What about the haunted house ride?" Dad said, "This is Disneyland. There's nothing scary here but the price of a hot dog!" :lmao:

[sue]

This Saturday my family was at the airport for our flight home. I was in the restroom at the airport and overheard a little boy about 3 ask his mom if they had a fast pass for the bathroom. His mom said, no honey not this time:)

[TimTanyaMichael]

Can you bring beer on this ride? It was said by................yep.........you guessed it..............a redneck!:rotfl2:

[Ellasgirls]

This Saturday my family was at the airport for our flight home. I was in the restroom at the airport and overheard a little boy about 3 ask his mom if they had a fast pass for the bathroom. His mom said, no honey not this time:)

That's great! The last time we came home from Disney we went to the mall and a bunch of people were standing around talking and our dd (2) stood behind them and asked if Cinderella was coming out?! She also got her swimming suit on and was ready for the pool...too bad it was still winter here in Wisconsin :cool1:

[coasterfreak]

This thread is so funny I can't stop laughing :goodvibes

Funniest Ive heard wasn't at Disneyworld but was on the flight there. The flight attendant made an announcement to all passengers that there were nut allergy suffers aboard so there would be no packets of nuts given out, she then announced ''please could all passengers please refrain from eating their own nuts!''. My DS9 roared laughing followed by my DS7, after about 10minutes DS7 looked at me puzzled & said ''Mummy, what was I laughing at?'' Which set us off again much to his bemusment :rotfl:

[lgcountry]

I have a cute one from our trip last week.

We were at Fantasmic, waiting for the show to start. There were two boys, about 7 & 10 horsing around in front of DS 10, and I could hear them talking but wasn't really paying attention to the words. My DS turned to me and said "Mom, those boys are freaking me out!" I said "Why?" and he said "They just said how much they LOVE Mickey."

I asked him "Well, son, what's wrong with that? You love Mickey too, don't you?"
And he said, "Yeah (long pause) But just as a Friend":rotfl:

I almost lost it.:lmao:

[Narnian_Princess]

From Epcot this past Saturday:

Upon seeing that the Oh Canada! attraction was closed for the day, a teenage boy was yelling to his friends, "Hey, our best dream has come true! Canada's closed!" :confused3

While waiting for everyone to get seated on Soarin' a small boy behind us asked, "Mom, does this ride go upside down?" :laughing:

Not really a comment, but we always make "funny photos" on the rides ("sleeping" on Test Track, "reading" the park map on Expedition Everest, etc.) and today at AK we got off of Dinosaur and saw that someone else had done the same thing! He was "sleeping" on the ride. As we walked out the door a young couple was walking by just cracking up. The guy was going on about how on earth could anybody fall asleep on a ride like that, wonder if he got knocked out, that was so funny, stuff like that. :laughing: Then he said he should go back and buy that picture just to show his friends that someone fell asleep on the ride. Makes me wonder what people have thought of our staged ride photos! :rotfl:

[black562]

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.

The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." The family then went right along with taking pictures like nothing ever happened....while the Castmember stood there awestruck trying to figure out what had just taken place.

So now when I'm with my friends and someone does something stupid, I just say "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[ntsammy5]

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.

The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut."

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Christine43]

When we were in AK in 2004 we saw Pooh skipping down one of those lanes toward a character meeting area. Pooh is much loved in our house so my then 7 yr. old starts trotting behind him but the rest of us were taking our time about catching up with Pooh, so Pooh got a lead. Anyway, my son points at Pooh's retreating back, horror struck, and yelps "He's getting away!!"

[Philadisney]

this whole page contains some hilarious quotes! like the little boy who loves mickey 'only as a friend'. :laughing:

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.
The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." The family then went right along with taking pictures like nothing ever happened....while the Castmember stood there awestruck trying to figure out what had just taken place.


i was raised in connecticut and don't recall learning that we had special topiary-entry rights! Hmmm, I wonder what other specific Disney priveledges we have? :rolleyes: :laughing:

[Holly]

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.

The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." The family then went right along with taking pictures like nothing ever happened....while the Castmember stood there awestruck trying to figure out what had just taken place.

So now when I'm with my friends and someone does something stupid, I just say "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

People from Connecticut are weird, for sure. :rolleyes1


:rotfl:

[zgirl]

My husband is easily amused by "toilet humor" so this one REALLY cracked him up. We were in DTD coming out of Goofy's Candy shop and we overhear a woman say - "First I have to go to "Pooh" and then we can come back and get the candy." He didn't realize she was just talking about the Pooh store and not what she needed to do in the restroom. He about died laughing. :rotfl:

[princesskelz]

This thread is so funny I can't stop laughing :goodvibes

Funniest Ive heard wasn't at Disneyworld but was on the flight there. The flight attendant made an announcement to all passengers that there were nut allergy suffers aboard so there would be no packets of nuts given out, she then announced ''please could all passengers please refrain from eating their own nuts!''. My DS9 roared laughing followed by my DS7, after about 10minutes DS7 looked at me puzzled & said ''Mummy, what was I laughing at?'' Which set us off again much to his bemusment :rotfl:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl: :laughing: :rotfl2: tooooooo funny!!

[MomofKatie]

My husband is easily amused by "toilet humor" so this one REALLY cracked him up. We were in DTD coming out of Goofy's Candy shop and we overhear a woman say - "First I have to go to "Pooh" and then we can come back and get the candy." He didn't realize she was just talking about the Pooh store and not what she needed to do in the restroom. He about died laughing. :rotfl:

My DD and I were on a girls only trip in January, and we were walking past the Many Adventures of Pooh ride. DD looked at me and said, "Uh, Mom, speaking of Pooh, I really have to go to the bathroom!" :rotfl: We now use that one all the time at home- when someone has to "go", we say, "Uh, speaking of Pooh..."

[momof2n2]

can you read one more?

in 2000 we were at Animal Kingdom in June. I was very pregnant and tired of walking. My husband and I went to rest and eat and the rest of our party [8 adults] broke up. We grabbed out a guide map and held it up between me, my DH and my sister (26 y.o.) and planned to meet somewhere in a bit. She says to us, very frustrated, "where is the 'you are here!'?"

We still laugh about that one!

[HallGirl]

I was at the Magic Kingdom today. When I walked by Peter Pan and Wendy, I heard a guy say "there's a strange guy in a strange outfit." I assume he was telling someone why there was a line :confused3 . Then, when I went to the Country Bear Jamboree, we walked into the theater and someone said "Oh, cool! It looks like a theater!"

[Friendly Frog]

Come on guys we need more. Maybe a " Beverly" story? :lmao:

[Princess Brittany]

This one is about my dad. He for some reason calls the Magic Kingdom, Disney. Now this is 42 year old man I'm talking about not some 4 year kid. I still don't know when he will stop call the MK, Disney. But for now it givesus and other people a good laugh!!:lmao:

[DisneyMom5]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT. :lmao:

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor. :thumbsup2

[mgilmer]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT. :lmao:

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor. :thumbsup2

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[harleyquinn]

We heard a few great ones on our trip a couple of weeks ago.

Dh said he was in the bathroom and from one of the stalls he heard a young voice say, "Here we go Daddy, I'm making it happen!!"

A couple funny things were said with great Bristish accents, which makes them funnier, so imagine this with an accent:

Young boy to his brother, "you're a poopy, stinky, meany, poopy, yucky, stinky face."

I can't remember the other one right now, but I'll post it later. I took notes! :teeth:

[pkondz]

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT. :lmao:

:rotfl2:

[pixiemel]

From Epcot this past Saturday:

Upon seeing that the Oh Canada! attraction was closed for the day, a teenage boy was yelling to his friends, "Hey, our best dream has come true! Canada's closed!" :confused3

While waiting for everyone to get seated on Soarin' a small boy behind us asked, "Mom, does this ride go upside down?" :laughing:

Not really a comment, but we always make "funny photos" on the rides ("sleeping" on Test Track, "reading" the park map on Expedition Everest, etc.) and today at AK we got off of Dinosaur and saw that someone else had done the same thing! He was "sleeping" on the ride. As we walked out the door a young couple was walking by just cracking up. The guy was going on about how on earth could anybody fall asleep on a ride like that, wonder if he got knocked out, that was so funny, stuff like that. :laughing: Then he said he should go back and buy that picture just to show his friends that someone fell asleep on the ride. Makes me wonder what people have thought of our staged ride photos! :rotfl:

I'm going to borrow your funny photos idea-that is GREAT!! How hilarious those pix must be!:lmao:

[Belle's Mom Tink]

i would like to see some of those pics, they have to be funny!

[storzo]

After doing the Boardwalk, we decided to take the boat to EPCOT for a relaxing ride before the walk out of the park to the bus stop.

The boat pulls to dock in EPCOT and as we're ready to disembark, a woman seated behind me asks a CM, "Does this boat go to EPCOT?" The CM said, "This is EPCOT."

Not as funny as some others, but made me chuckle.

[MomOfDisneyBoys]

Last week, while in the Christmas shop in Liberty Square a teenage boy came in with his family and said

"Why in the He** would they be celebrating Christmas in FLORIDA!

I'm sure he meant Christmas in August, or in summertime, but I giggled at the thought that he was suggesting the entire state of Florida should not celebrate Christmas!:rotfl:

Also- on the bus to AK- Dad to son, age 2-3 years-old
"I need you to stop behaving in such a confrontational manner"

I thought it was funny that dad would use such big words, but I really started to laugh when the kid stopped what he was doing and looked at dad with this :confused3 expression for a moment, then went back to what he was doing.

[ukdisneydreamer]

On Monday DH and I are sitting on a kerb in Main St at about 2.55pm, when a lady walks by, a disgusted look on her face, :sad2: saying "What the h*ll are all these people waiting for?"

I guess she had never heard of the 3pm parade:rotfl:

[tinkgurl]

When going to AK from WL, we always had to stop and drop people off and Blizzard Beach first. So, we get to the Blizzard Beach bus stop and everyone who's going there starts to get off the bus out the back doors. A guy steps onto the bus at the front doors and asks the bus driver "Does this bus go to Blizzard Beach?" The driver said, "Sir, you are at Blizzard Beach!" :laughing:

[sorul82?]

I have two:

"oh, free dining was offered in your area too?"

and

"we aren't going to the Pirate and Princess party, we are just going to the MK to ride a few rides."

[Pakey]

My DH and I were getting on the concierge elevator at GF to go to our room and another couple entered the elevator right behind us. It was obvious that the woman was not in a good mood. After the doors closed, the woman said to her husband "These people here are so rude. Obviously they have no idea how much money we have." It took all of my willpower not to burst into laughter.

[DisneyDotty]

My DH and I were getting on the concierge elevator at GF to go to our room and another couple entered the elevator right behind us. It was obvious that the woman was not in a good mood. After the doors closed, the woman said to her husband "These people here are so rude. Obviously they have no idea how much money we have." It took all of my willpower not to burst into laughter.

No way! Too funny! :lmao:

[Teacher03]

When we stayed at Pop a couple of years ago, we would also comment on how unappetizing the tie dyed cheesecake looked. (I know, some people love it!) There was a large photo of the desserts in the elevator, including the cheesecake. We got in a full elevator one evening, and my daughter's BF looked at the picture, and went on and on describing how "disgusting and gross the cheesecake looked" and "why would anyone order that?" We didn't say a word in reply-the lady next to us (obviously not noticed by DBF) was taking a slice of the cheesecake to her room for a snack. As she got off, she smiled at us and told us she had the cheesecake before, and it was delicious! We died laughing! My daughter's BF was so embarrassed.

[Narnian_Princess]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT. :lmao:

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor. :thumbsup2

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: MY SIDES!!! That is too, too funny! :rotfl:

My DH and I were getting on the concierge elevator at GF to go to our room and another couple entered the elevator right behind us. It was obvious that the woman was not in a good mood. After the doors closed, the woman said to her husband "These people here are so rude. Obviously they have no idea how much money we have." It took all of my willpower not to burst into laughter.

:lmao: :lmao:

[dreamn_Disney]

This is one that I said last trip.

So we are at WDW this past summer and dd now 16 said "We have to go to Toowntown Fair." and I say " No it isn't like the one in Disney that you are thinking of." I thought she would die laughing at me. I was meaning the one in MK isn't like the one in DL but just shortened the sentence a little to much.

[Magic Maker]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT. :lmao:

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor. :thumbsup2

Okay, I find that hilarious! I don't know what is sadder- That I, at 36 yoa, find it so funny, or that I could have never thought of it on my own...:laughing:

[briar_rose_59]

A couple funny things were said with great Bristish accents, which makes them funnier, so imagine this with an accent:

Young boy to his brother, "you're a poopy, stinky, meany, poopy, yucky, stinky face."

I can't remember the other one right now, but I'll post it later. I took notes! :teeth:

There was an adorable little british girl at Goofy's when my mum and I were looking at some last minute souvenirs. They sell the big Mickey shaped lollipops there and this girl wanted one. Of course, her dad said no, so she replied "But daddy! It's not an ordinary lolly!!". It was soooooo ridiculously cute! lol!

[1rockinmamato2]

I've been lurking on this thread for a while and I love all of these funny comments. I've intended on posting several times about something I witnessed at WDW, but just not got around to doing so. Until now:

Many, many years ago while on a trip to WDW my mom and I witnessed an argument between a woman and man. There were two small children with them. They were aruging about whether or not to go to Epcot. She was adamant that Epcot "was not for children!!!"

At the age of 14, I was blown away that anyone could think such a thing. My mom and I used to recall that incident and laugh about it. Now that I'm planning my first trip with small children, I'm now wondering if Epcot is for children. :rotfl2:

I know my children will love The Seas with Nemo, and Journey into your Imagination. But, they can't ride Test Track, Soarin' or Mission Space. And I know that MK will have more rides they can ride so I'm sure we'll be spending more time there on our trip. They will appreciate Epcot more as they get older. We're going to Epcot this time regardless, but wow, I owe that woman from back in the day an apology.
If that was any of you - I'M SORRY!!! :lmao:

[Lyons Family]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :confused3 :confused3 :dance3:
My husband and daughter were shopping in the gift shop at the Grand Floridian killing some time while we were waiting for the magical express to take us back to the airport. Suddenly all the photo albums fell off the rack and made this big crashing sound. My husband not missing a beat goes,
". . . GOOD JOB. . . ' all of a sudden our daughter who is an aisle over goes, "Dad I'm over here". My husband looks down and sees another girl about our daughter's age in heighth where our daughter just was, and now feels sorry that he said that to someone elses' kid. He expected it to be our daughter, since she commonly does stuff like that. We laugh about it now. He did apologize to the girl.

[amyhughes]

LOL!
Sunday while on the bus headed to the MK there was a family in the back. We were getting close and I hear the mother say "Didnt there used to be a little parking lot or something here?" I assume she was talking about TTC, so I did chuckle a bit at the "little" comment, but she may have been talking about something else.

Actually in my memory, alas spotty though it is, I do remember a small parking lot outside the kennel. My grandparents used to park there when on our initial entrance we were purchasing tickets. That was when the ticket windows were open like ALL NIGHT instead of the automated kiosks!

[sandicinderelli]

1rockinmamato2 (http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=20886100&postcount=2569) and Lyons Family (http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=20909938&postcount=2570), that's good stuff! Wow! :rotfl:

[momejay]

One DD a pleasantly plump blonde & the other dressed similar, shorter, with light brown hair? Was there a heavy grandma on a scooter & me pushing a large DS in a stroller?
Well, if it was, they were starving. They refused to eat anything in the park & only wanted chicken & fries. I think they hit every puddle on the way out. My appoligies to those that were splashed.
We were in line for the Winnie the Pooh ride. I heard a father say that just "beyond the racetrack there is a train that takes you to MGM, but he couldn't find it."
The stupidest thing I witnessed in Disney was a man exit his log in Splash Mountain, during a bit of a jam, to ask us in the log behind him where the nearest bathroom was. He then jumped in our log & his 5 year old DD, crossing her legs, went down the hill alone.

My favorite, while waiting for the MK parade: "Sit down, shut up, and don't breathe." That became the family motto for years and we still say it now to get a laugh...The kids would NOT behave and the mother was frustrated and it just came out-wrong.

Another favorite-Walking out of MGM one night, it had rained and there were puddles everywhere. There were these two adorable little girls jumping in all the puzzles and singing that commercial jingle "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!" Hilarious.

[Gdad]

My favorite was riding on the monorail once and listening to a woman describe the CR as the place where 'the train goes right thru the motel' :rotfl:

[mking624]

There were a couple we heard this past trip....

One woman and whoever she was with was doing a VMK quest. We had just completed the quest so when she was reading the question out loud, I knew what she was talking about. The question asked which one of the four was not a dog and it listed four characters. One of the characters was Bruno from Cinderella. After she read through the choices, her response was "well this is so easy, there wasn't a dog in Cinderella." Ok, so perhaps not hilarious, but we thought she might want to rewatch the movie to see who helps out in getting her out of her room to try on the slipper.... :)

Then on the bus back to our resort after a night at MK came a discussion with a little boy (probably around 3) and his dad sitting right behind us and we got a kick out of it. The whole conversation was just great, but this snippet was our favorite:
Boy: Do you know what the Yeti is?
Dad: What is the Yeti?
Boy: The Yeti is a kind of thing.
Dad: Do you think the Yeti might be a creature who lives up in cold mountains?
Boy: No. The Yeti is Pablo.
Dad: Pablo? Who is Pablo?
Boy: The Yeti!
Dad: Ok.

[WDWAurora]

One DD a pleasantly plump blonde & the other dressed similar, shorter, with light brown hair? Was there a heavy grandma on a scooter & me pushing a large DS in a stroller?
Well, if it was, they were starving. They refused to eat anything in the park & only wanted chicken & fries. I think they hit every puddle on the way out. My appoligies to those that were splashed.
We were in line for the Winnie the Pooh ride. I heard a father say that just "beyond the racetrack there is a train that takes you to MGM, but he couldn't find it."
The stupidest thing I witnessed in Disney was a man exit his log in Splash Mountain, during a bit of a jam, to ask us in the log behind him where the nearest bathroom was. He then jumped in our log & his 5 year old DD, crossing her legs, went down the hill alone.
This was YEARS ago....Like 15 or so. They were wearing ponchos. They were so cute and it was just so funny how they were singing the jingle.

I'm sure your girls were cute doing it, too!

[Chime]

3) When we were on Dinosaur at AK, and the big T-rex had the smaller dinosaur in his mouth, my daughter turned to me with terror in her eyes and asked hopefully, "That's just how the Mommy dinosaur carries her baby, right?" We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth!

:rotfl:

What a sweetheart. Reading that just made my night. :goodvibes

[Diznotyzed]

Last week my two 20 something daughters and I were on our way to fill our mugs while at the Poly. A mom with her young son were on the path right behind us. The mom probably didn't think this was so funny, but it was all we could do to not burst out laughing.

Little boy: Mom, do skunks poop?
Mom: Sure, they do.
Little boy: Does it stink?
Mom: (slight pause) Umm, I'm pretty sure it does.
Little boy: (realizing we're giggling a little) I'm a SUPER POOPER!

The mom looked over at us and says: I grew up playing with Barbies. I was not prepared for questions like this!

[miksilver]

My family just got back from WDW and I thought of this thread that I'd been reading on and off since joining dis.

It was my DD's (2 1/2) first time to WDW and she loved it. Every ride we went on she was in awe. The second night there we asked her what her favorite ride was so far and she replied "the escalator" very proudly. Well, needless to say this was not the answer that DH and I expected since we were just on IASW. We finally figured out it was the Transit Authority Ride in Tommorowland in MK where you have to go up and down a "people mover" to get on and off the ride. Luckily, her answer finally changed to the Hanuted Mansion on the last day ;) .

I'm sure my DD contributed to more funny stuff on this trip, but that's all I can remember right now.

[JPoppins]

I just got back from Disney World and I heard lots of funny stuff on the buses. Unfortunately, I forgot them.

:lmao: :lmao:

[DisGal520]

Ok I got one for you. My dear freind and I were on The Disney Magic in January 2007. While waiitng in line one night to see The Golden Mickeys, out front of the theater was one of the show's singers all dressed in a gold evening gown and holding a microphone "interviewing" guests as they went into the theater. We could tell she was American from the way she spoke.

She asked one couple "is this your first cruise?" and they replied "yes". Then she asked where they were from and the wife said "Vermont". "Oh" says the entertainer "and where is that?" The amazed woman replied "In the United States!". The entertainer just thanked them for coming and moved on to someone else.

My friend and I were so amazed and amused at this that everytime we saw the singer later in the cruise, we referred to her as "Miss Vermont".


DisGal
:cool2:

[gw_lit]

This one is about my dad. He for some reason calls the Magic Kingdom, Disney. Now this is 42 year old man I'm talking about not some 4 year kid. I still don't know when he will stop call the MK, Disney. But for now it givesus and other people a good laugh!!:lmao:

In defense of your 42 year old dad (I'm 41!), when we first went to "Disney" as kids the Magic Kingdom was all there was (no E.P.C.O.T., no MGM, no AK, no waterparks [OK, River Country], no mini-golf, only the Contemporary and the Poly) so Disney = Magic Kingdom and Magic Kingdom = Disney.

I'm a huge Disney fan, but I still have to catch myself and remember that now the "Magic Kingdom" does not equal "Disney".

Heck, my son (then 5) called EPCOT "Apricot" the whole time we were there! I guess we're just challenged when it comes to the names of places!

[Friendly Frog]

I guess it is an age thing. I am over 40 and I must agree. I have to work hard not to call MK just Disney. :rolleyes1

[GemmaPixie]

bump

[chrismb22]

I'm telling you all this now cause this will be me in January LOL! I know the names of places, I know all the mistakes and what NOT to do or say but for SOME reason I keep calling the Yak and Yeti the Ying and Yang. I don't know why! I know the correct name but have this stupid name stuck in my head. When making reservations the other day I even asked if they were taking reservations for the Ying and Yang yet (they weren't by the way).

I just hope they don't serve guacamole there -- cause my best friend calls that "wack-a-mole" all the time.

Yes, we are both adults, and otherwise sane (at least we think so) people!!

[DizzyKitten]

We went for our first time just last week and I never thought I'd have something to post here. We were having dinner at the Grand Floridian and Cinderella and Prince Charming were walking around table to table as they do. We're eating and this family walks by as they are being taken to their table and the woman says, "Oh look honey, it's Tinkerbell!" :confused3

My DS10 and my DD9 start giggling and then we all started laughing. We laughed about it for a while after. I told them that I should've stood up and said, "Tinkerbell? Where?" :lmao:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

I got one too... I was at WDW the same time Dizzykitten was...

Anyway, I am not much of a drinker..ok... well we were at Epcot and I just HAD to have a margarita(all 3 flavors no less)from the stand out side of the Mexico pavilion. Well, I had just put our camcorder, in its shoulder bag on my shoulder(after slurping down bout half the drink) and DH asks me to hand him the camcorder. Well, i look everywhere on his ECV for it... the back, the basket in front.. and I ask him... where IS it? We didn't lose it again did we? He laughed his butt off at me and said, its hanging on your shoulder you drunk weenie! Of course I was replying I am NOT drunk.. :lmao: I know I turned red and we both laughed ourselves silly. Maybe you had to be there, but as I look back on it, it was quite funny!

[PrincessJasmine1972]

bumpity bump bump!

[Ladybugsy]

While riding the bus back from MGM one night, I got to talk to a beautiful 4 year old girl. She was so excited...she had just ridden TOT and told me that it "just about scared the pants right off of her"...Then she told me that her room was all Tinkerbell...even her backpack was. I told her that the Fairy God Mother had sprinkled Pixie Dust on me at Downtown Disney the day before, and she told me that she had some "Tinker dust" in her room. She was so adorable telling me all about what she had done with her "Tinker dust"...put it in her hair, on her doll, her brother...lol. My dd gave her the tinkerbell light up thingy she got on her drink that night at 50's prime time...the one you clip to your shirt, and she lights up green. She was so amazed...she looked at me and said, "It's a night light!" Then I gave her a Tinkerbell pin. I would have given that girl anything Tinkerbell I had just to hear her say Tinker dust...lol princess:

[Here'sTigger2U]

This one may have been told before, but everytime I think of it, it makes me
smile...

Several years ago I had called in to make a dining reservation and the CM I spoke with shared this with me. Apperently that day was a different CM's birthday and all the operators were throwing her a short little party. The CM I
was speaking to told me that the women she was making a reservation for commented about the noise, asking what all the noise was, it sounded like everyone was having alot of fun. She explained the b-day party and said that Chip and Dale had made a suprise visit to the birthday girl, as they are
her favorite. At that point the phone was silent and the CM asked if the she
was still on the line. The miffed sounding lady stated that "If Disney is the kind of company that allows the Chip-n-Dales into there work areas, perhaps this was not where her family should vacation, and hung up the line!:lmao: :rotfl2:


I think that's a riot!:thumbsup2

Bob.

[doodle]

This one may have been told before, but everytime I think of it, it makes me
smile...

Several years ago I had called in to make a dining reservation and the CM I spoke with shared this with me. Apperently that day was a different CM's birthday and all the operators were throwing her a short little party. The CM I
was speaking to told me that the women she was making a reservation for commented about the noise, asking what all the noise was, it sounded like everyone was having alot of fun. She explained the b-day party and said that Chip and Dale had made a suprise visit to the birthday girl, as they are
her favorite. At that point the phone was silent and the CM asked if the she
was still on the line. The miffed sounding lady stated that "If Disney is the kind of company that allows the Chip-n-Dales into there work areas, perhaps this was not where her family should vacation, and hung up the line!:lmao: :rotfl2:


I think that's a riot!:thumbsup2

Bob.


:lmao: :lmao:

[donaldluv@14]

On our trip in September we were on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride on a half empty boat. Right in front of us was a young family - mom, dad & young girl. The mother was telling them all kinds of facts about the ride - then she proceeds to tell them how exciting it was to go on this brand new ride! It was just opened after the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie did so well in theaters! :earseek: We thought it was hysterical that she was convincing her family what a great "new" ride they were on! :D

this story reminded me of my recent trip, we were on the "new" ride, and the kid behind me was convinced that it was really johnny so every time Sparrow popped up the kid would start talking to him and then get really mad when he didn't answer, mind you this kid looked bout 10, so he should have known better lol

[KitKate]

We were standing in line at Epcot, Soaring and we were just about to have our turn. The boy in front of us, about 7, tells his Mom that he has to go to the restroom. They say a few words back and forth and it is evident that this Mom does not want to waste the time spent in line and in a huff says to him, "just tie a knot in it because we are not going to the restroom!".

[thejackattack21]

bump! This is hilarious!

[PrincessJasmine1972]

This one may have been told before, but everytime I think of it, it makes me
smile...

Several years ago I had called in to make a dining reservation and the CM I spoke with shared this with me. Apperently that day was a different CM's birthday and all the operators were throwing her a short little party. The CM I
was speaking to told me that the women she was making a reservation for commented about the noise, asking what all the noise was, it sounded like everyone was having alot of fun. She explained the b-day party and said that Chip and Dale had made a suprise visit to the birthday girl, as they are
her favorite. At that point the phone was silent and the CM asked if the she
was still on the line. The miffed sounding lady stated that "If Disney is the kind of company that allows the Chip-n-Dales into there work areas, perhaps this was not where her family should vacation, and hung up the line!:lmao: :rotfl2:


I think that's a riot!:thumbsup2

Bob.


:lmao: :lmao:


We were standing in line at Epcot, Soaring and we were just about to have our turn. The boy in front of us, about 7, tells his Mom that he has to go to the restroom. They say a few words back and forth and it is evident that this Mom does not want to waste the time spent in line and in a huff says to him, "just tie a knot in it because we are not going to the restroom!".


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:


NOW..I got another one for ya... may be another of those you-had-to-be-there ones, but anyhoo...

My DH loves to watch Family Guy. Well, there is an episode where they spoof the MK and IASW. So while we were there I took DH on ISAW(it was our first time at MK). It was not until we were in the boat and started into the ride that it dawned on him what it was.. HONEY..he says.. This is THE ride.. the one in FAMILY GUY.. (in the episode they really did take lost children and put them in the ride)...where Stewie wound up in singing "its a Tiny, Tiny World..(they changed the lyrics to avoid getting sued I suppose.. :confused3 ) and he is just laughing himself silly through the whole thing and singing "Its a Tiny, Tiny, World... and then when it got to the Hawaiian scene he points to the doll wearing the native ceremonial mask and goes.. THERE is Stewie! He has a mask on.." I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. My DH is such a funny guy.. but beleive it or not he loved IASW more than ANY thing else he rode!

[ilvdisney1234]

There was a girl who was in the hot seat for Who Wants To Be a Millionaire at MGM and they asked her what her favorite ride at Disney was and she said 'Men in Black' (which is at Universal!!).:rotfl:

[ilvdisney1234]

We always go to Kmart before we go to our hotel in Disney and on my youngest daughter's first trip to Disney she ran in the doors at Kmart yelling "Ariel - where's Ariel!! She thought the Kmart was Disney World.

[ilvdisney1234]

Oh I thought of one more - my daughter got picked to go up on stage with the magician during the Diamond Horseshoe Review (way back when !!) and she had a Winnie the Pooh tshirt on. The magician told her to rub her stomach cause she had a little 'Pooh' on her shirt!!

[Piglets Mommy]

While riding the bus back from MGM one night, I got to talk to a beautiful 4 year old girl. She was so excited...she had just ridden TOT and told me that it "just about scared the pants right off of her"...Then she told me that her room was all Tinkerbell...even her backpack was. I told her that the Fairy God Mother had sprinkled Pixie Dust on me at Downtown Disney the day before, and she told me that she had some "Tinker dust" in her room. She was so adorable telling me all about what she had done with her "Tinker dust"...put it in her hair, on her doll, her brother...lol. My dd gave her the tinkerbell light up thingy she got on her drink that night at 50's prime time...the one you clip to your shirt, and she lights up green. She was so amazed...she looked at me and said, "It's a night light!" Then I gave her a Tinkerbell pin. I would have given that girl anything Tinkerbell I had just to hear her say Tinker dust...lol princess:
Awww....How sweet! Thanks for spreading some of the magic with that little girl!
This one may have been told before, but everytime I think of it, it makes me
smile...

Several years ago I had called in to make a dining reservation and the CM I spoke with shared this with me. Apperently that day was a different CM's birthday and all the operators were throwing her a short little party. The CM I
was speaking to told me that the women she was making a reservation for commented about the noise, asking what all the noise was, it sounded like everyone was having alot of fun. She explained the b-day party and said that Chip and Dale had made a suprise visit to the birthday girl, as they are
her favorite. At that point the phone was silent and the CM asked if the she
was still on the line. The miffed sounding lady stated that "If Disney is the kind of company that allows the Chip-n-Dales into there work areas, perhaps this was not where her family should vacation, and hung up the line!:lmao: :rotfl2:


I think that's a riot!:thumbsup2

Bob.

I think I'm glad they decided not to go to WDW!!!! She sounds like the type that is better off at home, so the rest of us can enjoy the magic!

[MandaLioness]

This thread is hilarious! I love stories like this. Keep them coming. :thumbsup2

I've got a couple that are kind of funny to me, but they might be "you had to be there" funny. I don't know.

1) While we were checking in at Pop, my sister was behind me and really wasn't paying attention to what was going on because she was checking out all the stuff in the lobby. When the CM told me what section we were in, (the 80's) she whips around and goes, "What?! The 80's? YES!" (complete with the "score" movement) I kind of blink and the CM starts laughing. My sister is a big 80's fan.

2) On our first day this past January, my sister and I decided to go to EPCOT while we waited for my friend's already very delayed flight to arrive. We had heard from the nice CM at Pop's gift shop that Soarin' frequently ran out of Fastpasses pretty early. So we planned to head straight for the land to ride it before it got too bad. We get over there, see that the line is only 20 minutes long so we get in line. It ended up being shorter than that but whatever. I was so excited that about halfway through I just started singing that Breaking Free song from HSM (you know the part that goes "Soarin'! Flyin'!") at the top of my lungs. People were staring. I had that song in my head the rest of the day and everytime someone would mention Soarin', I'd burst into song.

3) While we were trying to check out the dolphins at Living Seas, they just weren't coming to where we could see them. After about five minutes of trying to see them, my sister goes "Why are we standing here? We can see dolphins anytime." And proceeds to walk off towards the manatees. She's right though. We both work at SeaWorld. :lmao:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Your sister sounds like ME.. I love the 80s too...but then I lived em!(not sure how old your sis is.. :) ) :lmao: :lmao:

[MandaLioness]

Your sister sounds like ME.. I love the 80s too...but then I lived em!(not sure how old your sis is.. :) ) :lmao: :lmao:

We're products of the 80s. :goodvibes She usually wears all this jewelry that she "borrowed" from our mum that's from the 80s. Which leads to another funny comment... "I feel naked without my bracelets." She leaves all of her jewelry at home when we go on trips because, like I said, it's "borrowed" and she doesn't want to loose it. :lmao:

Here's another one! We were at the Festival of the Lion King show with my friend. Now the two of us are HUGE Lion King fans, my sister had already been putting up with our craziness all day, and I think she was at the end of her rope. After the show we were in deep conversation about the show and how awesome it was and I hear her go "I can deal with one Lion King nut, but now there are two of them and I'm going crazy!"

[marivaid]

"Why are we standing here? We can see dolphins anytime." And proceeds to walk off towards the manatees. She's right though. We both work at SeaWorld. :lmao:

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
That is just HILARIOUS.
How lucky you guys are to be working at Seaworld !!

[declansdad]

One evening on our last trip,we were standing at bag check waiting to get into EPCOT. I heard a gentleman behind me say "That's cool. How long will it take to wash off?" I realized that he was talking to me and he was asking about a Pirate Donald tattoo on my calf. I said I hope it never washes off. He looked at me for a second and then I told him it was real.

[pirate_faeirie85]

so when my sis and I went to Animal Kingdom we were walking through the Maharajah Jungle Trek, when some of the things in my backpack shifted and was hitting my back to the point of annoyance. Well anyways my sis was trying to get a pic of the tiger and she was battling all those peeps and I just went off to the corner to resituate my stuff that shifted. I had to take out my unopened granola bar because it was in the way, when I hear " NO EATING ON THE TRAIL!" from one of cast members. I looked at her and just continued with what I was doing. Then she says it again. But by that time the sis was done with the picture of the TIGER and she says "it's a tiger, why would it want a granola bar? Tigers don't eat granola!"

[MandaLioness]

so when my sis and I went to Animal Kingdom we were walking through the Maharajah Jungle Trek, when some of the things in my backpack shifted and was hitting my back to the point of annoyance. Well anyways my sis was trying to get a pic of the tiger and she was battling all those peeps and I just went off to the corner to resituate my stuff that shifted. I had to take out my unopened granola bar because it was in the way, when I hear " NO EATING ON THE TRAIL!" from one of cast members. I looked at her and just continued with what I was doing. Then she says it again. But by that time the sis was done with the picture of the TIGER and she says "it's a tiger, why would it want a granola bar? Tigers don't eat granola!"

I think what's so funny about that is the stupid thing wasn't even open and she was yelling at you across the little pathway patio thing. Must have tingled her granola sense. :banana:

[Garee]

Any time I hear people wonder why the lines are so long

[Kimberly815]

We just got back from WDW. My Dad (who lives in FL) joined us for a few days, but my Mom couldn't get the time off work.

One day, on our way to Mickey's Not So Scarey Halloween Party, we hear him telling my mom on the phone that we are going to Mickey's Not Quite Terrifying Halloween Party and that he is going to look for something with Jack Skellobrain on it to buy for her (my Mom loves Jack Skellington and the Nightmare before Christmas)!

It seems everything we did he ALMOST got the name right- but was always off by just enough to get a chuckle out of the rest of us.

[RoyalRoseBlue]

2) On our first day this past January, my sister and I decided to go to EPCOT while we waited for my friend's already very delayed flight to arrive. We had heard from the nice CM at Pop's gift shop that Soarin' frequently ran out of Fastpasses pretty early. So we planned to head straight for the land to ride it before it got too bad. We get over there, see that the line is only 20 minutes long so we get in line. It ended up being shorter than that but whatever. I was so excited that about halfway through I just started singing that Breaking Free song from HSM (you know the part that goes "Soarin'! Flyin'!") at the top of my lungs. People were staring. I had that song in my head the rest of the day and everytime someone would mention Soarin', I'd burst into song.


I'm at my desk laughing so hard, I'm crying now! That is awesome. I'm gonna think of you when I'm on that ride now!

[sunlover13]

These are funny, keep them coming!

Here's one for the adults:

We were trying to teach DD(4 - almost 5) the names of the different parks. Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and MGM..........

So, we are on the bus ride home and I asked her what park we were just at with the big ball.

She yells, "Epcock!"

Needless to say, every adult on the bus was laughing..........

[Mr. Stitch]

Cast member in the land on 10/02 said, "I only talk to people with kids." Maybe not funny Ha-Ha, more sad what tha?

[JacknSally]

Haunted Mansion stretching room - lights go out, corpse dangles above, everybody screams. In the silence afterwards this guy says "Oh my gawd, they killed Kenny".


well, it only took me til page 98 - but this is the one that made me actually LOL!! :rotfl:

[HallGirl]

At Mouse Gear in Epcot: a dad is pushing his kid in a stroller through the store and the kid asks if it's a ride. The dad replies "Yes it's a ride. It's called an air-conditioned ride"

[nataliela]

We were at the Rainforest in Downtown Disney. They had a table next to us with a mom, dad, 3 boys probably aged 10-4. All the males had the "mullet" haircut (business in the front, party in the back-billy ray cirus type) and my dad blurts out "look, it's a whole school of mullets!"

Also my dad hates its a small world, he went on it once and never again. On my first time there I picked out a little umbrella with my name written on it. Before we went in line to see small world, he took my umbrella and said "if you come out singing that song *points at me and opens my umbrella* as if he is going to stick it down my throat! When we came out he had the umbrella waiting for me. Last time I was on it I called him to say hello! ( the boat was empty)

[ntsammy5]

:lmao:

All the males had the "mullet" haircut (business in the front, party in the back-billy ray cirus type) and my dad blurts out "look, it's a whole school of mullets!"

:lmao:

Were they Canadian?

[Boncho]

:lmao:



:lmao:

Were they Canadian?

NOT A CHANCE!!

[HeyNowFL]

Cast member in the land on 10/02 said, "I only talk to people with kids." Maybe not funny Ha-Ha, more sad what tha?

That is hilarious.

[inkkognito]

We always go to Kmart before we go to our hotel in Disney and on my youngest daughter's first trip to Disney she ran in the doors at Kmart yelling "Ariel - where's Ariel!! She thought the Kmart was Disney World.
Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.

[pkondz]

Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.

:lmao: I love that one! "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone."

[Davidsmommy]

On TOT the other day, the young woman I was sitting next to said, "ooohhh, science is scary" when the e=mc2 came up.

[diseverestfan]

In the Soarin' pre-show area, when you get your pre-flight instructions, the guy comes on and says "Hello, my name is Patrick, and I'll be your chief flight attendant today" my absolutely scared-out-of-her-pants mother in law screams "HIM"!!!!! at the top of her lungs. The entire boarding area broke up, well, except for her husband, who was ever so slightly embarrassed.
10 months later, we all get a kick out of recalling that wonderous moment!

[nataliela]

In the Soarin' pre-show area, when you get your pre-flight instructions, the guy comes on and says "Hello, my name is Patrick, and I'll be your chief flight attendant today" my absolutely scared-out-of-her-pants mother in law screams "HIM"!!!!! at the top of her lungs. The entire boarding area broke up, well, except for her husband, who was ever so slightly embarrassed.
10 months later, we all get a kick out of recalling that wonderous moment!



Is she a Seinfeld fan by any chance?

[Friendly Frog]

Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.

That sounds just like my dad. :headache:

[1rockinmamato2]

I've got one now that we're back from our first trip in 15 years!

When we walked into Animal Kingdom, my MIL was in awe of the Tree of Life. She kept going on and on about the carvings and how beautiful it was and then said, "I wonder how old that tree is?" :rotfl2:

She was a bit embarassed when we told her how the Tree of Life was really made. She even admitted that she thought they'd found that tree then built Animal Kingdom around it. Oh well, hate it for her, that's just too good for me to let go any time soon. :lmao:

[amyhughes]

I've got one now that we're back from our first trip in 15 years!

When we walked into Animal Kingdom, my MIL was in awe of the Tree of Life. She kept going on and on about the carvings and how beautiful it was and then said, "I wonder how old that tree is?" :rotfl2:

She was a bit embarassed when we told her how the Tree of Life was really made. She even admitted that she thought they'd found that tree then built Animal Kingdom around it. Oh well, hate it for her, that's just too good for me to let go any time soon. :lmao:

I did the same thing when it openned! I thought they had carved into a large tree! Then of course I was told it was basically a GIANT sculpture made of concrete and plastics!:lmao:

[DisneyMom5]

My dd4 our first night at Pop Century, having only just arrived and not going to the parks until the next day:

DD - "This is NOT Disneyworld!"
Me - "Yes it is. Why do you say that?"
DD - "WHERE are the RIDES? WHERE are the PRINCESSES?!?"
Me - The rides are at the parks, and the princesses, well, it is past their bedtimes, and they need their sleep so you can have breakfast with them in the morning.
DD - BIG eyes. "OH!" Then she put her head on the pillow and went to sleep!


But the absolute most funny one:
DS6 is not the quickest (I do mean speed wise) child, due to a recall issue caused by a brain injury, but he is very bright all around. So he usually likes to tell jokes, but doesn't come up with one liners. When he does, we really enjoy it. :thumbsup2

So he, and I, and my dd13 and ds11 waited in line to meet Jack Sparrow.

They usher you in like he's the King of England or something, which I think is funny on its own.

The kid's get Jack to sign their book, pose for pic, and we are headed for the door.

I say "Thank you Jack! Oh, I mean CAPTAIN Jack!" And he nods at my correctess, just as ds6 chimes in "We call the MONKEY Jack!!!"
:lmao:

We were out the door before we could see Jack's reaction, but we were just dying!
I didn't even know ds remembered lines from the movie.
Now whenever we see the Photopass pic we all say "We call the Monkey Jack!" LOL

[Applemomma]

2) On our first day this past January, my sister and I decided to go to EPCOT while we waited for my friend's already very delayed flight to arrive. We had heard from the nice CM at Pop's gift shop that Soarin' frequently ran out of Fastpasses pretty early. So we planned to head straight for the land to ride it before it got too bad. We get over there, see that the line is only 20 minutes long so we get in line. It ended up being shorter than that but whatever. I was so excited that about halfway through I just started singing that Breaking Free song from HSM (you know the part that goes "Soarin'! Flyin'!") at the top of my lungs. People were staring. I had that song in my head the rest of the day and everytime someone would mention Soarin', I'd burst into song.

:

My 6 year old dd did that everytime we rode that ride (5 times) and then for hours (and I do mean hours) after each individual ride. The worst of it is that we'd finally get her to stop only to realize that we were humming it ourselves! :rotfl:

[Applemomma]

One of the oddest things I heard was in the Magic Kingdom immediately after the 3:00 parade. A lady was walking through Fronteirland clutching a map and saying to her friend "Don't they do a parade around here somewhere?".

The sad thing was that you could literally see the end of the parade moving away from this woman....if she'd only turned around......:confused3

[mjy]

I just posted this on the Podcast thread, but I thought I would mention it here as it was my most recent "overheard" chuckle.

In the midst of the extended Year of a Million Dreams, cast members are beginning to refer to 2008 as the Year of a Million Refurbishments!

I thought that was pretty darn funny. :)

[disneymd33]

My financee and I took a "pre-honeymoon honeymoon," as it has been affectionately referred to by her parents, last year. We had an excellent bus driver who was very interactive on our ride to Animal Kingdom. At one point, he asked where everyone was from. We heard the normal replies like Pennsylvania, Georgia, Britian... then from the back of the bus a little boy, probably about 4 years old yells, "ANIMAL KINGDOM!" :rotfl2: Needless to say, everyone on the bus was cracking up. When we pulled up to the enterance of Animal Kingdom, the bus driver said, "where's the kid from Animal Kingdom? You're home!" Those are the moments that keep us all coming back...

[Teacher03]

These are funny, keep them coming!

Here's one for the adults:

We were trying to teach DD(4 - almost 5) the names of the different parks. Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and MGM..........

So, we are on the bus ride home and I asked her what park we were just at with the big ball.

She yells, "Epcock!"

Needless to say, every adult on the bus was laughing..........

:rotfl2: !

[bumbershoot]

Then on the bus back to our resort after a night at MK came a discussion with a little boy (probably around 3) and his dad sitting right behind us and we got a kick out of it. The whole conversation was just great, but this snippet was our favorite:
Boy: Do you know what the Yeti is?
Dad: What is the Yeti?
Boy: The Yeti is a kind of thing.
Dad: Do you think the Yeti might be a creature who lives up in cold mountains?
Boy: No. The Yeti is Pablo.
Dad: Pablo? Who is Pablo?
Boy: The Yeti!
Dad: Ok.

Just in case you (or anyone else) don't know...that's a kid who watches The Backyardigans!

The yeti episode is what helped us convince DS that he could try out the Matterhorn on our recent Disneyland trip. The show is about a group of 5 'children' who have vivid imaginations, so vivid that the audience sees what they are seeing. The Yeti episode is about Pablo pretending to be a Yeti, and the others are explorers and yeti experts, trying to track him. They even find Yeti droppings, which are raisins, b/c the Yeti loves raisins but is clumsy and is always *dropping* them.

DS didn't mind the yeti on matterhorn at all. The actual ride, however, was a different matter. :scared:

[cassi06403]

This one may have been told before, but everytime I think of it, it makes me
smile...

Several years ago I had called in to make a dining reservation and the CM I spoke with shared this with me. Apperently that day was a different CM's birthday and all the operators were throwing her a short little party. The CM I
was speaking to told me that the women she was making a reservation for commented about the noise, asking what all the noise was, it sounded like everyone was having alot of fun. She explained the b-day party and said that Chip and Dale had made a suprise visit to the birthday girl, as they are
her favorite. At that point the phone was silent and the CM asked if the she
was still on the line. The miffed sounding lady stated that "If Disney is the kind of company that allows the Chip-n-Dales into there work areas, perhaps this was not where her family should vacation, and hung up the line!:lmao: :rotfl2:


I think that's a riot!:thumbsup2

Bob.

Not much online can actually make me LOL, but this one did it! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Soooo funny! I've gotta share this one with my DH!

[MyGoofy26]

Reminds me somehow of my favorite Jack Handey quote:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

My husband refuses to allow me to do this to my nephews when they visit us here in FL.


For some reason that reminded me of a story that the CM that did my Traditions class when I did the college program told us. A CM was working at the turnstyles and this young kid takes off running way ahead of his parents and gets to the turnstyles first. Mom and dad are still way back there and joking, the CM said to the kid, "Sorry - no tickey, no Mickey." Apparently the kid started bawling and the CM got into a heap of trouble. We randomly quote that though in my house :rotfl:

[cassi06403]

My DH and I were getting on the concierge elevator at GF to go to our room and another couple entered the elevator right behind us. It was obvious that the woman was not in a good mood. After the doors closed, the woman said to her husband "These people here are so rude. Obviously they have no idea how much money we have." It took all of my willpower not to burst into laughter.


Yes, I'm working my way backward through the post to catch up with where I left off last time - annoying, I know! ;)

But - this post made me think of an idea! If they have THAT much money, then maybe if they gave me half, people would be less rude to them?! What do you think - would that work? I bet those would be interesting people to follow around - it would be just like watching a tv show! popcorn::

[jphouse]

Just in case you (or anyone else) don't know...that's a kid who watches The Backyardigans!

The yeti episode is what helped us convince DS that he could try out the Matterhorn on our recent Disneyland trip. The show is about a group of 5 'children' who have vivid imaginations, so vivid that the audience sees what they are seeing. The Yeti episode is about Pablo pretending to be a Yeti, and the others are explorers and yeti experts, trying to track him. They even find Yeti droppings, which are raisins, b/c the Yeti loves raisins but is clumsy and is always *dropping* them.

DS didn't mind the yeti on matterhorn at all. The actual ride, however, was a different matter. :scared:


This episode was on today. DH is always confused :confused3 when DD is talking about Tyrone and Uniqua. He has no clue who they are.

[DisneyMom5]

My dd overheard this at The Living Seas while queing for the Clam shells ride:

Mom: "I don't think I'll like this ride. It's dark."
Teenage son: "It's ok mom. It's just like Stitch, but with fish."

:confused3

Yeah, it's JUST like Stitch.

[DisneyGirl625]

It was funny at the time but my first time riding ToT our "elevator" was starting to go up for the first drop and all of a sudden when we're getting ready to drop some kid yells "anyone have a Myspace??" and almost everyone on the ride said yes:lmao: . Its kind of a you had to be there moment.

[ClaraBug]

"We call the MONKEY Jack!!!"




Even my DH laughed when I read this to him!! :rotfl2:

[tiggerwannabe]

"We call the MONKEY Jack!!!"

Even my DH laughed when I read this to him!! :rotfl2:

That line has got to be my all time favorite now~

I died when I read that...:lmao:

[shaniadobie]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

[bulah1]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

OMG! This made me laugh!! That is awesome!! Hysterical!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I think it's so much funnier when kids say stuff like that because they really have no clue about things like that yet.

[GemmaPixie]

That pole dancing one was brilliant!!!

[LaDolce]

Too funny! I will never look at the poles the same again ... :rotfl:

[Candid]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

I've read this whole thread and I must say that one is my fav! I almost pee'd myself laughing!!

[k_reile]

DH and I were at the world at the end of Free dining in September. While we were at Epcot we saw these two cute little girls with their family. We noticed their tank tops which said "Move over Cinderella", but what was even funnier about it was the older one was having a tantrum right in the middle of the walk-way. We thought the tantrum matched the shirt. If she wasn't throwing a tantrum I would have asked them where they got the shirts because that would have been something for my dear niece5 who is sometimes a princess even though her mom thinks she acts more like the queen!!

Another thing, we were in line for the boardwalk bakery and we heard a mom from behind us telling her kids that "they had to follow Mickey's rules and if they couldn't do that then they would have to go home!"...one kid said something to her and she said "I am following Mickey's rules...you are not!"

Dh and I thought that was a good saying to tell our future kids whenever we take them to the world!! "If you can't follow Mickey's rules then we will go home!"

[sha_lyn]

Another thing, we were in line for the boardwalk bakery and we heard a mom from behind us telling her kids that "they had to follow Mickey's rules and if they couldn't do that then they would have to go home!"...one kid said something to her and she said "I am following Mickey's rules...you are not!"

Dh and I thought that was a good saying to tell our future kids whenever we take them to the world!! "If you can't follow Mickey's rules then we will go home!"


Reminds me of something we told DD when she was 2. We were having a horrible time getting her off her pacifier at bedtime.
We told her Mickey didn't let big girls come to WDW with pacifiers. It worked like a charm.

[tiggerwannabe]

~ bumping one of my favorite threads ever ~

[bulah1]

Waiting to hear some more here as well! ;) I love this thread.

Hopefully I'll be able to bring back some tidbits of my own from my trip that starts NEXT WEEKEND!! WOOT!

[Diznygrl]

Finally got done reading all 177 pages in this thread, and loved every minute of it! This is the best thread ever.

I have one that's not as funny as a lot of them here, but I'll never forget it. A few years ago while at Disneyland, I was waiting in line for something...Dumbo, I think it was. There was a mom and her son, about 9 or 10 years old in line behind me and they were discussing riding Mr. Toad next.

KID: I don't remember that ride.

MOM: Oh sure you do. Remember, it's the one where you drive around all crazy and then you go to Heaven?


*snort* I'm like lady, if that's Heaven I'd really hate to see what the OTHER place is like. :teeth:

Ok, so maybe she was shy about referring to "that" place to her child, but is making him think that Heaven is filled with smoke and fire and demons really the better alternative? :scratchin

[WickedWench]

I overheard a few on my trip.

I was in AK, near a tunnel in the fake rocks in the Oasis, and one lady says to her friend, "Is this the tree?". Her friend set her straight.

Later, on the train to Rafiki's Planet watch, I was sitting next to a family of four, the dad was talking to one of the kids about Expedition Everest.

Dad: And then you see the abdominal snowman.
Mom: Abdominal???
Everyone has a good laugh at Dad.


This was the best one tho: I was waiting in line at security at MGM. There was another family of four in front of me. The Dad puts a large backpack on the table to be searched. The guard looks in, then turns to the Dad with a very straight face and says " Sir... I'm going to have to ask you to open that banana." He said it so seriously too! After a few seconds, the dad retorted, "Why, are you hungry?" :>

[quiltymom]

We just returned from 8 days at the World, and I only heard one funny thing. I guess that we were too crazy running around to listen to anyone else! ;) This may be one of those things where you had to be there to enjoy it, but it was very funny at the time.

My kids were participating in the Jr. Chef program over at the Land in Epcot. After the kids had made the cookie dough, the CM was having fun with them asking what they needed to do next with the dough. One kid said to put it on the cookie sheet, so the CM plopped the bown down. "Nooooo" they all screamed, "the dough - not the bowl!" This went on a few times more with the CM just having fun until suddenly one boy yelled out, "STOP MESSING AROUND!" He wanted to get on with the business at hand and get those cookies baked!

All the parents had a good chuckle out of that, and after a few minutes in the Magic Oven, the kids got their baked cookies and all was well.

[Sk8Leigh]

Overheard at Epcot as I passed Aladdin & Jasmine:

Woman: Hey, there's that guy from Aladdin!

:rotfl:

[shellym]

don't know if i should post this as it wasn't really in disney.

we had just got of our plane in orlando international airport, coming from gatwick london. as we were walking towards security a small boy (around 6) said in a very loud voice... 'we're not in england anymore mum, we are on a different planet!' :rotfl:

before i heard that i was feeling really ill (i don't fly well:sick:)hearing that made me feel a lot better

[MinnesotaChill]

Couple of things from my own kids...

First time we went as dvc members and we were just strolling around the boardwalk taking it all in. My two older kids (both age 5) were skipping hand in hand about 50 feet ahead of us. Our three year old, who was behind us, sat down and started to cry, "Wait for me," he said, "guys, guys, WAIT! I'M the leader."

Our daughter is from Russia and was still learning English when we went to Chef Mickey's for dinner. "Oh," she said, disappointed, "Minnie's in the cooker." She meant the kitchen. She was so excited to see the characters I really thought she was going to hyperventilate. It was also funny because she had heard other people ask the characters things to make them do funny stuff, but she could never get it quite right. So she meant to ask Donald why he was a boy, but didn't wear pants, and instead she said, "Donald, no pants for you, boy!" If you can imagine a confused character... he wasn't sure how to respond!

[Rescue Ranger]

Two couples together on the monorail..... "when are we going to get to the animal kingdom"


............lol

[ntsammy5]

Two couples together on the monorail..... "when are we going to get to the animal kingdom"


Never!

[luvmy2sams]

DH and I heard some doozies on our trip. Here's one of our favorites, overheard while riding the MK Railroad around the park.

We're stopped at the Main Street station on a hold, waiting for the parade to pass. Three southern ladies and their little boys had been sitting in front of us since we'd all boarded in Frontierland.

Lady 1: Do you think the boys will be done riding Splash Mountain by the time we get back?

Lady 2 (pointing out locations on MK map): Sure they will. We'll be on this for 30 more minutes before we get back to Splash Mountain. We''re here (pointing to Main Street) and we've got to go back through Tomorrowyears, Toontown and Fantasyworld before we get to the water rides.

Lady 3 (pointing at the passing monorail): Look at that, son. Is this where we came in? I don't see the water rides.

:lmao:

The train pulls out a few minutes later, and we're quickly deposited in Frontierland.

Lady 2: Did we miss Fantasyworld? How did we miss the rides in Fantasyworld?

[sticker231]

my mom had a few yesterday at MGM.

Are you guys going on aerospace?

After Beauty and the Beast, we went on House of Horror.

What part of the street are you guys waiting on to see Fantastic?


Good thing we only meet up with them in WDW once a year. I'm sure I will have some more to add after Epcot today.

[GemmaPixie]

Couple of things from my own kids...

First time we went as dvc members and we were just strolling around the boardwalk taking it all in. My two older kids (both age 5) were skipping hand in hand about 50 feet ahead of us. Our three year old, who was behind us, sat down and started to cry, "Wait for me," he said, "guys, guys, WAIT! I'M the leader."

Our daughter is from Russia and was still learning English when we went to Chef Mickey's for dinner. "Oh," she said, disappointed, "Minnie's in the cooker." She meant the kitchen. She was so excited to see the characters I really thought she was going to hyperventilate. It was also funny because she had heard other people ask the characters things to make them do funny stuff, but she could never get it quite right. So she meant to ask Donald why he was a boy, but didn't wear pants, and instead she said, "Donald, no pants for you, boy!" If you can imagine a confused character... he wasn't sure how to respond!

I officially LOVE you very cute kids!!

my mom had a few yesterday at MGM.

Are you guys going on aerospace?

After Beauty and the Beast, we went on House of Horror.

What part of the street are you guys waiting on to see Fantastic?


Good thing we only meet up with them in WDW once a year. I'm sure I will have some more to add after Epcot today.

Please come back and tell us more!

[Narnian_Princess]

my mom had a few yesterday at MGM.

Are you guys going on aerospace?

After Beauty and the Beast, we went on House of Horror.

What part of the street are you guys waiting on to see Fantastic?


Good thing we only meet up with them in WDW once a year. I'm sure I will have some more to add after Epcot today.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[lauran cameron]

DH and I heard some doozies on our trip. Here's one of our favorites, overheard while riding the MK Railroad around the park.

We're stopped at the Main Street station on a hold, waiting for the parade to pass. Three southern ladies and their little boys had been sitting in front of us since we'd all boarded in Frontierland.

Lady 1: Do you think the boys will be done riding Splash Mountain by the time we get back?

Lady 2 (pointing out locations on MK map): Sure they will. We'll be on this for 30 more minutes before we get back to Splash Mountain. We''re here (pointing to Main Street) and we've got to go back through Tomorrowyears, Toontown and Fantasyworld before we get to the water rides.

Lady 3 (pointing at the passing monorail): Look at that, son. Is this where we came in? I don't see the water rides.

:lmao:

The train pulls out a few minutes later, and we're quickly deposited in Frontierland.

Lady 2: Did we miss Fantasyworld? How did we miss the rides in Fantasyworld?

hahahahahaha...woooooooooooooow :headache:

[JKMJ441724]

Yes, Narnian Princess, Casting Crowns is the Best Band in the Universe!!!!

Oh yeah, I love this thread. Keep 'em comin'.

[TwoRoos]

My dh and dd were in line to meet the Fairy Godmother. A man walks up with his family and says loudly, "Look, it's Mother Goose." My hubby says the FG looked at him kinda funny and the man realized he must've said something wrong, so he asked her who she was. She told him she was the Fairy Godmother and suggested that he watch some movies in his spare time!

[GreenMachine]

This summer I overheard a guy complain about the heat. He was ticked off that Disney did not "filter" the sun at the parks. He told his wife they should have built a "screen" over the MK.

Welcome to Orlando in August..:laughing:

[sandicinderelli]

This summer I overheard a guy complain about the heat. He was ticked off that Disney did not "filter" the sun at the parks. He told his wife they should have built a "screen" over the MK.

Welcome to Orlando in August..:laughing:

WHAT!! :lmao: I guess he thinks the Magic Kingdom should have been built the "Magic Dome"! Wow

[WineGalTina]

Not really a comment, but we always make "funny photos" on the rides ("sleeping" on Test Track, "reading" the park map on Expedition Everest, etc.) and today at AK we got off of Dinosaur and saw that someone else had done the same thing! He was "sleeping" on the ride. As we walked out the door a young couple was walking by just cracking up. The guy was going on about how on earth could anybody fall asleep on a ride like that, wonder if he got knocked out, that was so funny, stuff like that. :laughing: Then he said he should go back and buy that picture just to show his friends that someone fell asleep on the ride. Makes me wonder what people have thought of our staged ride photos! :rotfl:

My friends went to Disneyland a few years ago and took a bunch of props to do multiple staged Splash Mountain photos. They had tea cups and saucers that they would drink from, a book they would put up like they were reading, and my favorite - they cut a ping pong ball in half and drew big black circles on them so they looked like big eyeballs and put them over their eyes :rotfl:

[quiltymom]

My friends went to Disneyland a few years ago and took a bunch of props to do multiple staged Splash Mountain photos. They had tea cups and saucers that they would drink from, a book they would put up like they were reading, and my favorite - they cut a ping pong ball in half and drew big black circles on them so they looked like big eyeballs and put them over their eyes :rotfl:

Oh, now THAT is funny!!!! :lmao: I'll have to remember that one. :laughing:

[GemmaPixie]

I'd love to see that big eye'd photo!

[rwrocksme]

There was a girl who was in the hot seat for Who Wants To Be a Millionaire at MGM and they asked her what her favorite ride at Disney was and she said 'Men in Black' (which is at Universal!!).:rotfl:
I was there that day! I remember that...the guy just looked at her...it was hillarious!

[N10CJT]

:lmao:



:lmao:

Were they Canadian?

In my 5 years in Buffalo for graduate school I never once saw a Buffalonian with a mullet......
I also never saw any billboards on the highways.
Or lunatic football fans.
Or snow.

[Sues423]

I don't remember where we were when this happened but it was our 3rd trip to WDW. There was this kid crying...so his mother says "If you don't stop crying this is not going to be the happiest place on earth." The kid wasn't very young either.

We still crack up when we talk about this. :rotfl2:
Sue

[luvmy2sams]

We were in EPCOT last week and passed one of the F&W Festival areas. One of the decorative displays featured a burro (fake, of course) pulling a cart. This mom yells to her two boys "Hurry up! It's the donkey from Shrek!" :rotfl2:

[Tine731]

We were in EPCOT last week and passed one of the F&W Festival areas. One of the decorative displays featured a burro (fake, of course) pulling a cart. This mom yells to her two boys "Hurry up! It's the donkey from Shrek!" :rotfl2:

STOP IT! That is hilarious!:lmao:

[SomDayMyPrnceWillCom]

I'm sure during our trip someone had to have heard my DD11 comments at MGM during Star Wars weekends. We are not a Star Wars family by no means and this was our first trip to WDW. I have seen the original SW movies but not any of the new ones.

So, first Fri. in June, we're at the gate waiting to get in MGM but not for SW. We had missed all the previous showings of BATB and I was determined to see it before we left the next morning. So we look up and the Storm Troopers are all atop the gate entrance and everyone is dressed in their finest SW attire. My DD11, looking around quizzically and not getting the whole SW idea, says, "So mom, Who are those guys up there?" Referring to the Storm Troopers. Several people just turned and looked at us like we were the ones from another planet.:rotfl:

As we walk through the park, we see many different characters and she keeps asking if I know who they are and I basically said, Not really. But then, we see Darth Vader walking somewhere and she says, Very loudly. "Mom, is he a good guy or a bad guy?" I really thought some nearby people were going to bust a gut. The look was how could we be in MGM on SW weekend and NOT know who DV is? :confused3

I thought it was funny.

[Narnian_Princess]

I'm sure during our trip someone had to have heard my DD11 comments at MGM during Star Wars weekends. We are not a Star Wars family by no means and this was our first trip to WDW. I have seen the original SW movies but not any of the new ones.

So, first Fri. in June, we're at the gate waiting to get in MGM but not for SW. We had missed all the previous showings of BATB and I was determined to see it before we left the next morning. So we look up and the Storm Troopers are all atop the gate entrance and everyone is dressed in their finest SW attire. My DD11, looking around quizzically and not getting the whole SW idea, says, "So mom, Who are those guys up there?" Referring to the Storm Troopers. Several people just turned and looked at us like we were the ones from another planet.:rotfl:

As we walk through the park, we see many different characters and she keeps asking if I know who they are and I basically said, Not really. But then, we see Darth Vader walking somewhere and she says, Very loudly. "Mom, is he a good guy or a bad guy?" I really thought some nearby people were going to bust a gut. The look was how could we be in MGM on SW weekend and NOT know who DV is? :confused3

I thought it was funny.
:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

It wasn't me giving you those looks! It could have been me if I'd heard, though. :blush:

Some of us nerds don't get the people who aren't nerdy. :hug: :flower3:

Other than that, did you all have a Magical time at the World? :)

[Narnian_Princess]

Yes, Narnian Princess, Casting Crowns is the Best Band in the Universe!!!!

Oh yeah, I love this thread. Keep 'em comin'.
Glad to meet another fan! :thumbsup2

[Shmu]

This is a great thread. Just found it today. Mine is from what my DH said. Back in 2003 we saw Prince John. He was alone. Didn't even have a CM with him. We went over to get his autograph with our two kids and my DH said, "Hey, kids there is King George. Wanna get a picture with him?"
Prince John stomped his foot and wrote down who he was.
My DH replied, "Aww. Prince , King. What's the difference? You are just one assasination away from being King."
Prince John started laughing so hard. He could not control himself even though they are not allowed to make a sound.

[Claymax]

We were leaving the MK one night and were boarding the boats to Fort Wilderness outside MK's entrance. As we're walking down the center to the FW boat, a harried man comes bustling out dragging his wife. She looks up at me and says, "Excuse me, but does this line take you to FW?" I replied that yes it did, but the little boat they were about to get in line to, did not and that they had been in the correct line the first time. He stated that they all went to the same place and the other line was much shorter. (I didn't have time to point out the size difference between the two boats.)

We continue walking and I hear her say something to her husband, who loudly proclaimed, "Who are you going to believe, me or THAT guy?!?" We all got a giggle and I was called THAT guy the rest of the trip.

As our boat pulled away I made sure to sit in the open section at the back so that the couple saw us as we pulled away while they waited in line for a boat to the Contemporary.

[Brizite76]

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but maybe the stupidest, and it came out of MY mouth!! Actually, my family thinks it's pretty funny and can't stop teasing me about it. Every trip since, no matter who is with me, they've heard the story and have to see where it happened!
In June, 2002, I was at WDW with just my then-17 year old DS. We had never seen AKL, so decided to go there on our arrival night, to check out the hotel, eat dinner at Mara, and go see some animals. As we were standing outside TRYING to see animals (it was already dark, plus I'm near-sighted and had forgotten my glasses!), I decided to look around at the balconies. I then made the STUPID comment, "Hey, look! Isn't that weird? There are people on every balcony and they are ALL skinny and have little heads!" To which my DS replied, "Mom....those are poles...".

I just happened upon this thread today and started reading it. This is hysterical! :lmao:

[praline3001]

These are soooooo funny I am FOMCL. I had to stop reading them at work earlier today because everyone thought I had lost my marbles.

Anyway, I have one to share with you: We call it the "You lied to me" story: I know this might sound a little mean at first but if you only knew my DD you would understand. She is fearless and always brags about it. Well her first trip to WDW was a few years back (she was almost 6). My DH talked her into going on RR at MGM (didn't have to really do much talking-she loves Aerosmith). She loved the music but her apprehension was starting to come through when she heard the screams coming from the inside of the tunnel.
"Daddy?" the questioning begins, "what does this ride do?"
"It's a roller coaster like the ones we ride at Williamsburg and Great adventure" my DH replies. (She was only tall enough for Big Bad Wolf and the Run Away Mine train the last time she had been there)
"But what does it do?" Again with her uncertainness.
"Well it's like riding in a limo through L.A. and driving fast like mommy does." (thanks!!!)
I cringed at the next question: "Does it go upside down?" she asked.
"Well does a Limo go upside down." he answered.
She thinks about it and says "no."
"Well then!" he says. (smiling that "I told you so smile" at me)
Well I didn't get to go in the same car as them but got in the next train -as I was getting loaded into the "limo" and I hear in the distance (over the music) "YOU LIED TO ME. IT DOES GO UPSIDE DOWN. YOU LIED TO ME! I HATE YOU!!!" after the abrupt take off that goes straight into the first loop.

People around me started laughing. I felt horrible- sure that she was crying and we had tramatized her for life. According to the other people in the car with them she said it over and over again the whole time but then not two minutes later says "why can't we go on it again" when I told her we weren't going again. I felt bad like he tricked her but she absolutely loves that ride. Compares everything to it. People kept asking her if she wanted to go again as we walked around the store and she said YES to all of them. Not a tear was shed so we got thier picture blown up to poster size and it hangs in her bedroom to this day. We have appropriately called it "YOU LIED TO ME!"[COLOR=Indigo]
Ok I am the worst mom in the world for finding it funny but she really looks back at that and laughs. Now at age 11 she loves nothing better than to hit the biggest fastest roller coasters with her dad and the more loops the better.

*****This is posted with permission of my DD- Sam who edited for context with many "OH MOMMMMMs!**************

I have the same EXACT story word for word except it was my (then) 10 year old son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We knew he would like it if he did it as he had been on coasters before :rotfl: :rotfl: he screamed the WHOLE WAY you lied to me you lied to me:lmao: of course he was ready to get back on the second the ride was over

[Goofy4Disney!]

We were walking through the entrance way to Fantasmic, after waiting in line for a little while. The couple in front of us with their three small children were trying to quiet them from crying and screaming (all in strollers and obviously very tired and cranky). The woman stopped on our way in and asked the CM a couple of questions, it was obvious it was their first time there. The CM answered them then asked them if they knew they could get a "My 1st Visit" button. The father, still trying to tame the kids said with such a straight face "Oh really? And do they have a "My Last Visit" button? I laughed so hard. :rotfl:

[praline3001]

OK I made it to page 25. I am going to have to save the rest of these wonderful stories for tonight after the kids go to bed... but I wanted to add one of mine to the mix...

On the Illumination cruise in 2003... (DH and I had been married at the time 10 years)... he was looking into my eyes during the fireworks. I asked him what was wrong, why he wasn't watching the fireworks? He said, "I don't need to see them as I have the most beautiful thing in the world right in front of me."
I told him to shut up with all that romantic stuff... he was wasting GOOD money for this cruise and NOT even watching the fireworks! :rotfl: :rotfl:

I guess if we were on our honeymoon it would have been sweet and romantic but I wanted to get our moneys worth :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

He still makes fun of me to this day over my comment.

[Brizite76]

When my daughter and I went to AK in Sept. we were greeted by many CMs with "Jambo!". After walking around for about an hour in the park DD turned to me and asked, "Why do they keep calling me Dumbo?"
I thought that was so cute!

[praline3001]

funny comment? not sure but it was the funniest thing to ever happen to us at Disney. We did E night ride and stayed out later than we should with our two boys... the youngest was 8. We were at the resort going down the escalator .. me and our oldest DS get on and then DH got on... as we were all going down we saw that our little one crashed on the ground before getting on!!!
He yelled, "I'm done." and decided to sleep right there next to the down escalator hahahah
my hubby (mind you this is at 1am after a whole day in the park and e nights.. had to turn around and run up the down escalator to retrieve our son :rotfl:
luckily we were the only ones on it but DH must have fell 10 times trying to reach the top:rotfl: I got a total case of the giggles and had to sit on the floor because I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Then DH tells our little one... couldn't you have made it that 1 EXTRA step and been done at the BOTTOM of the escalator:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Homesick for Disney]

We went to WDW a couple of years ago with my niece and nephew. They were so excited when we got to Pop Century. They had stayed in hotels before, but nothing prepares you for a Disney Hotel. We went to our room, put our stuff away, then got ready to head for MGM. My niece (then 6) started crying and saying she didn't want to leave. She thought the hotel was Disney World! She's now almost 8 and we still tease her about not knowing the difference between a hotel and WDW.

[ccigliano]

I overheard a group of people that included a wedding couple who had been going to Disney several times a year and had obviously invited their friends and family to stay for the honeymoon. The best man who was at Disney for the first time turned to the couple and said "Now I know why you guys come down here all the time, this place is incredible and unless you've been here you can't understand it. I'm coming with you guys everytime now." :scared1:

[ccigliano]

I just remembered another one so its not a double post. My sisters and I went to Disneyland years ago and went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, it was my sisters' first time as I had ridden it before. We get in a boat behind an older couple that must have had a liquid lunch as I got a wiff of Jack Daniels the minute I entered the boat. After the ride was over - my sister turns to me and says - wow that ride was incredible - I could even smell the booze those Pirates were drinking - Disney thinks of everything".:rotfl:

[Eviie]

While at Epcot about to board soaring the son of another family was scared of the ride he was about 7 or 8... here was more or less the convo:

Son: Dad i'm really scared what does this ride do?
Dad: Don't worry it's exactly like going on a plane.

Me & my mom started to crack up, i don't think they realized that we were the ones laughing at them!! :lmao:
Mines isn't as funny but it might make some laugh, but to all who previously posted ... GREAT ONES. I've been laughing so hard.

[northie]

We just got back Monday night from a great long weekend trip for the Food and Wine Festival. My son heard a little boy in MouseGear ask for money for something or other and this is the convo that followed:

Mom: You already spent all your money. You don't have any left to buy that with.

Boy: Yeah, but, mom, you know I have two teeth ready to come out!

Banking on the Tooth Fairy...classic! :lmao:

[klofan]

Heres one:

I went to WDW in August with a friend of mine who only went once before on a very quick trip. Well, we stayed at All-Star Music. So, as we're driving to get to WDW, shes like how long do you think it will take to get to the Pop Music hotel? I can't wait to see the Dalmation building!

[vascubaguy]

Ok, we were at the Food & Wine Festival last week and we went to a few wine tastings one day.

We were sitting at the front row of tables and the guy was up front talking about the wines we were going to be tasting. After a very short description of the wine, he tells us to go ahead and taste it. Then he starts asking everyone how they like it. Then he says, "What fruit do you taste?"

A lady behind us speaks up and says, "Grape". :rotfl2: :confused: :lmao: :happytv: :sad2: :laughing:

As I mentioned... the three of us were in the front row and we couldn't hold back the laughter, which resulted in the guy turning to us and asking us to share. We still get a kick out of that.

[inaminute]

A lady behind us speaks up and says, "Grape".

Was it the "Uncork New York" seminar? There was one wine that tasted exactly like concord grapes. That may have been me who made the comment.

[lovedoggies]

We took my daughter to Disneyland when she was about 3.5 years old. We were sitting down on crowded Main St. waiting for the parade. It was packed and really hard to see things around us. Chip or dale (not sure which) was walking across Main St behind some people (we didnt see him) My adorable little daughter saw him and told my husband in her loud toddler voice "Daddy, I want to go over there and see that rat!"

We were looking around but we couldnt see any rats! My husband asked where the rat was, she pointed to him, as he came out from behind the crowd & everyone around us started cracking up. So now Chip and Dale are the RATS :)

[lovedoggies]

Just thought of another one from our same trip to Disneyland. Daughter was about 3.5 years old. We were going on that Storytellers ride, I cannot remember the name. But you sit on a boat and go in through a whales mouth & get to see all the little miniature bldgs and things. My daughter was petrified thinking we were getting eaten by the whale. So we told her it was not real. Then later in the day she was afraid of something on Alice In WOnderland ride, we again told her that it was not real. Then throughout the day there were other things that scared her, and it seemed to work to just tell her that these scary things were not real.

Later that night, I was kissing her goodnight and she said to me "Mommy, are you real?"

[MinnesotaChill]

The first time we went to MK, our kids were 2, 4 & 4. They were completely in love with the characters. My oldest son, as we were leaving MK at the end of the last night stopped and waved to Mickey, crying and saying, "Bye Mickey, we'll come see you again soon!"

Well 14 mths later we were back and this time, our son was much wiser. He informed me slyly that he knew the secret behind Mickey Mouse. "Mom, it's okay, I know he's just a mouse dressed up like Mickey." At the beginning of the conversation I was so sad that I thought he was already losing the magic and then it was so hard not to crack up. Boy, wonder how stiff the competition is among giant mice for that Mickey job!

[Anne's Family]

On our very first trip to WDW my son was 5. We were heading into Epcot and he says (very loudly), "Look Mom! It's God's golf ball!"

I just wanted to hug the little guy.

[Amapola]

"Mom, it's okay, I know he's just a mouse dressed up like Mickey."

AAAWWWWWW!!!! too cute! :earboy2:

[pkondz]

Later that night, I was kissing her goodnight and she said to me "Mommy, are you real?"

Awww.... :angel:

[Narnian_Princess]

On our very first trip to WDW my son was 5. We were heading into Epcot and he says (very loudly), "Look Mom! It's God's golf ball!"

I just wanted to hug the little guy.
How adorable! :love:

[Sues423]

Originally Posted by dizneegirl
One of our favorites from one of the wonderful WDW tram announcers... "Lower your head and watch your step. If you don't lower your head, watch your language!"


When I went to DW for the first. We rented a car and rode the trams. All week long the CMs were telling you to watch your head exisiting the trams. I finally turned to my then DBF "Why do they keep telling you to watch your head?" He cracked up and said because most grown people can't stand up in the trams just the kids". I just said "Oh". ....You see I only measure 4'11.5' tall. Just wish my weight as child size also!!!!

[shakebear]

Originally Posted by dizneegirl
One of our favorites from one of the wonderful WDW tram announcers... "Lower your head and watch your step. If you don't lower your head, watch your language!"


When I went to DW for the first. We rented a car and rode the trams. All week long the CMs were telling you to watch your head exisiting the trams. I finally turned to my then DBF "Why do they keep telling you to watch your head?" He cracked up and said because most grown people can't stand up in the trams just the kids". I just said "Oh". ....You see I only measure 4'11.5' tall. Just wish my weight as child size also!!!!

haha, that made me smile :)

[pampam]

This is slightly off topic, because I thought it, but then realized how stupid I was. In WDW we see many sights- some wonderful, some very touching. I was in Downtown Disney, walking toward P.I. when I saw a dear little girl in a stroller. Her mom was taking her picture. Nothing unusual about that. Except this child had a yellow face. Now, we see many disabled children in WDW, so I thought perhaps this child had on some sort of medical mask. :confused: Then I realized the whole set up was made of lego. duh!:lmao: :guilty:

[tnmom25]

the last time we were there we heard 2. the first one was a little girl walking with her mother and yells out "It's ok mommy, we don't need to find a bathroom anymore, I just went in my pants!" The 2nd one was when we were in line for space mountian. The little boy in front of us was unsure so his father said "It's ok, its just like the one you went on this morning, you know the one you threw up on" We still laugh at those!

My DHB and I like to watch the "must see attractions-tvshow" when we are at WDW. Somewhere in this program the lady (Krissa is her name I think) visits AKL and goes on the Kilimanjaro Safari. And at one point she yells the word "vulture" in such a funny way, that we have to laugh every time we hear it :D Last visit we were staying at AKL and we were outside to watch the animals. My DHB just wanted to make me laugh and he yelled vulture,vulture. And suddenly a CM came over and said the most hilarious words: "Excuse me, but that's a zebra!"

At breakfast one morning at the Kona Cafe, a young girl wouldn't sit down and eat. She wanted to hurry up and get on the "train to Disney World." Her mother was so exasperated, she said, "Sit down, or I'll tie you to your chair!!!" The girl sat down, looked at her mother and said, "With what?" Even the mother had to laugh at that one. :D

I'm not sure if it's the funniest, but maybe the stupidest, and it came out of MY mouth!! Actually, my family thinks it's pretty funny and can't stop teasing me about it. Every trip since, no matter who is with me, they've heard the story and have to see where it happened!
In June, 2002, I was at WDW with just my then-17 year old DS. We had never seen AKL, so decided to go there on our arrival night, to check out the hotel, eat dinner at Mara, and go see some animals. As we were standing outside TRYING to see animals (it was already dark, plus I'm near-sighted and had forgotten my glasses!), I decided to look around at the balconies. I then made the STUPID comment, "Hey, look! Isn't that weird? There are people on every balcony and they are ALL skinny and have little heads!" To which my DS replied, "Mom....those are poles...".

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I just found this thread today and I'm only on post #45, but these had me in tears. Hopefully I'll get caught up soon!

[tley]

This was hilarious....

I was window shopping at Epcot (England) and my wife went to the washroom. On her way, there was this mother with two daughters who were throwing quarters into a fountain.

The mom gave one daughter a quarter and said "Now don't throw this quarter, its for Aunt Karen to make a wish on". The girl proceeded to throw the quarter into the fountain.

The mom said, "Didn't I just ask you not to throw that into the fountain? That was Aunt Karen's quarter to make a wish on".

The daughter, without hesitation and with a straight face said "But...I wished for another quarter for Aunt Karen".

LOL

[pkondz]

This was hilarious....

I was window shopping at Epcot (England) and my wife went to the washroom. On her way, there was this mother with two daughters who were throwing quarters into a fountain.

The mom gave one daughter a quarter and said "Now don't throw this quarter, its for Aunt Karen to make a wish on". The girl proceeded to throw the quarter into the fountain.

The mom said, "Didn't I just ask you not to throw that into the fountain? That was Aunt Karen's quarter to make a wish on".

The daughter, without hesitation and with a straight face said "But...I wished for another quarter for Aunt Karen".

LOL

:lmao:

[Mickiethepooh]

Here is mine though not a comment but funny and to me touching as well. several years ago we were going through World showcase, I was on my electric scooter. We were passing through England when the Guards that march around there marched out and surrounded my scooter. Now some people may like this kind of interaction, I don't. Anyway I was sitting there feeling uncomfortable when I hear a very loud Attention command, followed by a Forward March command though they sound different when the are yelled out, anyway the guards start marching away from me over accross the street to the sidewalk led by, " MY HUSBAND" Everyone was clapping and cheering and saying things like Semper Fi etc.
That is still one of my fondest memories of things he has done for me.

[jberry5]

My friends went to Disneyland a few years ago and took a bunch of props to do multiple staged Splash Mountain photos. They had tea cups and saucers that they would drink from, a book they would put up like they were reading, and my favorite - they cut a ping pong ball in half and drew big black circles on them so they looked like big eyeballs and put them over their eyes :rotfl:

My brother and I did something similar to this. He is 29 and I'm 33, which probably made it a bit more funny. We decided to go on Test Track, and got paired up with a family of 3. DB and I were sitting in the back seat, and when we got to the spot that your picture is taken, we hugged each other with ridiculously petrified looks on our faces, hamming it up for the camera. We got to where you see the pictures and the family and CM started laughing so hard, they had no clue what we had done for the picture, and I think they ended up buying one. I wish now that I had purchased one also.

[GemmaPixie]

My brother and I did something similar to this. He is 29 and I'm 33, which probably made it a bit more funny. We decided to go on Fast Track, and got paired up with a family of 3. DB and I were sitting in the back seat, and when we got to the spot that your picture is taken, we hugged each other with ridiculously petrified looks on our faces, hamming it up for the camera. We got to where you see the pictures and the family and CM started laughing so hard, they had no clue what we had done for the picture, and I think they ended up buying one. I wish now that I had purchased one also.

Test Track?

[mickeystoontown]

We were in the long and winding line of Jungle Cruise and there was a lady and her family in line behind us. The entire time, she fussed and grumbled, complained and whined. When we got to the boat dock to get on the boat, we were allowed on the boat but the lady and her family had to wait and board the next boat. But, before we boarded, we heard the lady say "I better see some *** **** animals after waiting in line this long. I would have given anything to have been on her boat and seen her reaction to all the *** **** animals!

[jberry5]

Test Track?

Yes, sorry, was thinking Fast Pass and Test Track at the same time.

:thumbsup2

[GemmaPixie]

Lol, my friend was a CM and she said it happened all the time!! She never knew if they were talking about Fastpasses or Test Track.

[skippyman111]

We were in the long and winding line of Jungle Cruise and there was a lady and her family in line behind us. The entire time, she fussed and grumbled, complained and whined. When we got to the boat dock to get on the boat, we were allowed on the boat but the lady and her family had to wait and board the next boat. But, before we boarded, we heard the lady say "I better see some *** **** animals after waiting in line this long. I would have given anything to have been on her boat and seen her reaction to all the *** **** animals!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[MinnesotaChill]

This is slightly off topic, because I thought it, but then realized how stupid I was. In WDW we see many sights- some wonderful, some very touching. I was in Downtown Disney, walking toward P.I. when I saw a dear little girl in a stroller. Her mom was taking her picture. Nothing unusual about that. Except this child had a yellow face. Now, we see many disabled children in WDW, so I thought perhaps this child had on some sort of medical mask. :confused: Then I realized the whole set up was made of lego. duh!:lmao: :guilty:

:rotfl2:

They ARE good, but I didn't think they were THAT realistic! Next time you're there, be very, very careful near the railing. There are rumors that a dragon lives in the lake!

[Kewz1]

Here is mine though not a comment but funny and to me touching as well. several years ago we were going through World showcase, I was on my electric scooter. We were passing through England when the Guards that march around there marched out and surrounded my scooter. Now some people may like this kind of interaction, I don't. Anyway I was sitting there feeling uncomfortable when I hear a very loud Attention command, followed by a Forward March command though they sound different when the are yelled out, anyway the guards start marching away from me over accross the street to the sidewalk led by, " MY HUSBAND" Everyone was clapping and cheering and saying things like Semper Fi etc.
That is still one of my fondest memories of things he has done for me.

What guards march around?? In all my years of going to Epcot I've never seen this. More details please!!

Kristen

[mickeyrox1]

once in 2002 at mgm we saw meg and at the time we didnt know who it was we asked a little girl in front of us who it was and she said JASMINE.we then moved on. i still regret it as i would have wanted to meet meg she is so rare now.

[GoodFairies]

:rotfl2:

They ARE good, but I didn't think they were THAT realistic! Next time you're there, be very, very careful near the railing. There are rumors that a dragon lives in the lake!

:rotfl: :laughing: :rotfl:

[horseshowmom]

Not actually in the parks but in a rental car on the way. We passed a pasture with cattle in it. If you've ever noticed, there are always little white birds around the cows.

DD looked out and commented that every one of the cows she saw had a white bird on each side walking along with the cow. I told her that they must be birdieguards. :rolleyes1

(She didn't think it was funny either...:sad2: :rotfl: )

[mmorizio]

I have two. Both happened at the Tower of Terror.

1) We are on line alongside the dried-up fountains, and a woman ahead of us said to her party: "I'm surprised that Disney would let this place get so run down."

2) Another occasion: I'm with two friends and we are leaving the library, heading for the boiler room. A CM is holding the door open for us, and my friend thanks him. The CM responds: "Don't thank me yet."

[Buzz Litebeer]

1) We are on line alongside the dried-up fountains, and a woman ahead of us said to her party "I'm surprised that Disney would let this place get so run down."
Not that surprising.

Supposedly, when Walt saw the original concept sketches for the outside of the Haunted Mansion, he vetoed them, saying, "I don't want anything at Disneyland that looks old and run down." He requested the art be redone showing a pristine, painted mansion with manicured grounds. Then he approved it, saying, "We'll take care of the outside and let the ghosts take care of the inside."

[smtpboy]

My all-time favorite has to be from my trip down there last week. We were walking into the Pooh shop outside the ride very late in the evening, and an Asian cast member was having a (or so she thought) private conversation with her fellow cast member. All I heard was the end of of a sentence saying "Sure, we eat Dog all the time." Upon my bursting out laughing, she promptly turned forty shades of purple and looked like she wanted to go crawl into a dark corner of POC and never show her face again. I was amused to no end. :rolleyes1

[PeterPanette]

We just got back from WDW. My Dad (who lives in FL) joined us for a few days, but my Mom couldn't get the time off work.

One day, on our way to Mickey's Not So Scarey Halloween Party, we hear him telling my mom on the phone that we are going to Mickey's Not Quite Terrifying Halloween Party and that he is going to look for something with Jack Skellobrain on it to buy for her (my Mom loves Jack Skellington and the Nightmare before Christmas)!

It seems everything we did he ALMOST got the name right- but was always off by just enough to get a chuckle out of the rest of us.

Awww. Your dad sounds fun.

This made me remember how, on our honeymoon, my husband got up before me on our first morning at the Wilderness Lodge, and he was puttering quietly around the room, happy as a lark (it was his first WDW visit ever, and he's a big kid). I sleepily noticed that he was humming the Mickey Mouse club song. So I open my eyes to look at him just as he whips the curtains open and sings, "Who's the leader of the pack with all the funny things?" :rotfl:

I still sing that to him whenever we return to WDW.

[mzliza3]

While I've heard overheard several hilarious comments during my many trips, the funniest occurred several years ago at the old Poly luau. We were sitting next to a very lovely, older couple from Arkansas. The gentleman fancied himself an expert, on well, just about everything. He informed us "this (Poly) was where Elvis made Blue Hawaii." He was dead serious, too. Who ever knew that "Blue Hawaii" was actually filmed in Florida? lol

[Tine731]

Awww. Your dad sounds fun.

This made me remember how, on our honeymoon, my husband got up before me on our first morning at the Wilderness Lodge, and he was puttering quietly around the room, happy as a lark (it was his first WDW visit ever, and he's a big kid). I sleepily noticed that he was humming the Mickey Mouse club song. So I open my eyes to look at him just as he whips the curtains open and sings, "Who's the leader of the pack with all the funny things?" :rotfl:

I still sing that to him whenever we return to WDW.

I just spit coffee on my computer. That is hilarious! Let your husband know that I have just made that my official theme song!:rotfl2:

[dmwang9]

Once I was walking past the fountain by Innoventions -- the one with the water show with synchronized music -- when the show started. A mother and her young daughter were walking by, and the daughter wanted to stop and watch the fountain. The mom tried to get her to keep moving, but the daughter refused to budge.

"But mom," the daughter protested, "look at how fun the fountain is!"

"I'm sorry, honey", replied the mom, "but we don't have time to stop and have fun right now."

I couldn't help but laugh, and the mother saw me, realized how ridiculous she had just sounded, and started to laugh as well. They stayed through the entire show. :thumbsup2

[psimon]

My son and I were "standing" in the Mens Room in the Contemporary yesterday after dining at Chef Mickey's and we hear: "Michael, get away from there... get your thing out of the ick!" :scared1:

After a short "huh?" on our part we realized the father was talking about the drawstring on the kid's sweatshirt! :lmao:

---Paul in Southern NJ

[DL55]

Bump. This thread is too funny to die. :happytv:

[HooKooDooKu]

Bump. This thread is too funny to die. :happytv:

I don't think this thread will ever die... at least not until it takes so many resources to maintain that the moderators have to delete it just so there is room for people to keep creating new threads.:lmao:

[quiltymom]

I had to share this one with you. It's not so much funny, but terribly cute.

I just returned from having Thanksgiving Dinner lunch with DD at her school. All the children had made special Thanksgiving placemats, and hers read:

I am thankful for the people who made Splash Mountain and for my family.

:)

[skywaywaver]

I had to share this one with you. It's not so much funny, but terribly cute.

I just returned from having Thanksgiving Dinner lunch with DD at her school. All the children had made special Thanksgiving placemats, and hers read:

I am thankful for the people who made Splash Mountain and for my family.

:)

Yep, she's hooked. :thumbsup2

[sandicinderelli]

I had to share this one with you. It's not so much funny, but terribly cute.

I just returned from having Thanksgiving Dinner lunch with DD at her school. All the children had made special Thanksgiving placemats, and hers read:

I am thankful for the people who made Splash Mountain and for my family.

:)

That is dripping with cuteness! I love the way children think! :laughing:

[noahdove]

Good for her and her insight:) Or MAYBE a little bribe or prayer for another trip???

[gortman65]

My brother-in-law and his family recently joined us for a trip to WDW. It was the first time my six-year-old nephew and nearly four-year-old niece had been to the World. I thought my niece (who is scared of loud noises and hates things like fireworks and noisy rides as a result) had a great time but now I'm not so sure.

A couple days after the vacation was over, I got an email from my brother-in-law, who relayed to me a story about my niece. She was talking to her mom and said this:

"Momma, in Florida dreams come true, but my dreams are scary."

My brother-in-law wondered if this could be a great new ad campaign for Disney -- "Come to Disney World where dreams come true, especially the really scary ones!"

[quiltymom]

Good for her and her insight:) Or MAYBE a little bribe or prayer for another trip???

What I loved was that she put Disney before her family! :rotfl2: We were just at WDW last month, so anything Disney is on the top of her list. And she and her brother know we'll be at Disneyland this summer, so they're already planning the rides they want to go on!

I'm so proud of them. :love: I've trained them well.

[DanMedix]

On the bus returning from MK during our recent trip, I heard two rather obtuse ladies complaining about their newly acquired blisters from walking around all day. One lady went so far as to talk about something she'd heard of that helps the feet not to sweat, and not let the shoes rub blisters. She then said the name of it.

.....she got it wrong, and half the bus almost died out laughing.

I wanted to stand up and tell her....

"...it's BODYGLIDE. NOT ASTROGLIDE."

[Chime]

This one didn't happen in WDW, but in the airport on the way to Disney (so I'm going to say it counts lol)

We were going through the security checkpoint (you know, the fun one where you get to take off your shoes and all that).

I was sitting on the bench re-organizing myself and watching a family with three young boys working their way through everything. All the little boys put their shoes in one of the plastic bins and at the end the oldest boy picked up the bin and made a dramatic show of how heavy it was to carry with the three little pairs of shoes in it. (it was so cute).
Then he turned around and yelled at his brothers - "You guys have fat shoes!"

Sure not too hilarious, but I thought it was adorable. :P

[mickeymouseroxmysox]

By the Mexico pavilion, a lady was sipping a margarita while pushing maybe a four year old girl in a stroller, and said to the little girl, "This is a grownup drink honey, and mommy really needs one right now."!

[pigltlvr]

I have a couple to offer from the trip we returned from yesterday. The first day we were there we went to MK and rode on the monorail. My daughter looks at me and says, Mommy, this is the place where dreams come true, I've always wanted to ride on the monorail! I thought to myself, we could leave now and she'd be happy! Then on Thursday my MIL gets off mission space and says, it never started spinning! Also at Crystal Palace, my FIL says when's that dog thing going to come to our table. He was talking about Eeyore!

[pigltlvr]

I just remembered another one. A little girl and her mom were walking in MK at night by the castle. The mom was on a mission and dragging the little girl through the park. Suddenly the girl goes Mom, look at the castle! There was the show going on so the lights were off and all the mom says is, I guess they don't keep the castle lit up all night and kept walking away from the castle. It was so funny because I think the girl wanted to watch the show and the mom just sounded disgusted that they didn't have the lights on. That right there reminded me if my kids want to show me something, stop and look what it is and do it! We're there for the kids anyway!!

[Daisy'sMom]

I have a couple to offer from the trip we returned from yesterday. The first day we were there we went to MK and rode on the monorail. My daughter looks at me and says, Mommy, this is the place where dreams come true, I've always wanted to ride on the monorail! I thought to myself, we could leave now and she'd be happy!

That is so sweet! :goodvibes It's wonderful when children (and adults) can just enjoy the simple things. :flower3:

[Disney1976]

I was at Epcot the other day and decided to do "Turtle Talk with Crush" since I had never seen it. And of course, each 'show' is different, making it more fun. Amazing, by the way. Anyway, there comes a point in the show where Crush is asking the children sitting on the floor down front if they can help him identify something he found on the beach -he disappears for a moment and comes back wearing a bikini top around his neck! Well, the kids were hysterical, and just COULD NOT get over this. So, of course, when Crush asked if any of the kids had questions for him about ocean life, all the kids wanted to know about was that bikini! :lmao: It led to some pretty funny comments, but by far the funniest was that of a little boy, who asked Crush "Who does that bikini belong to?" And when Crush said he didn't know, the boy responded with "Well, I think it's your grandma's!" :rotfl2: I think the show ended right about there. :rolleyes1

Every adult in there got a chuckle, it was great!

[melmlantz]

Also- on the bus to AK- Dad to son, age 2-3 years-old
"I need you to stop behaving in such a confrontational manner"

I thought it was funny that dad would use such big words, but I really started to laugh when the kid stopped what he was doing and looked at dad with this :confused3 expression for a moment, then went back to what he was doing.


ROFL. :rotfl: :lmao: Super funny and pertinent to me.... because I think that guy was a psychologist. LOL. He had to have been!

[One Year Pin]

I have two for you all.

I was working in Stitch's Great Escape one day. When the lights go out and it's fairly quiet, We all heard a little boy start yelling "He's right behind me, isn't he?!" over and over the entire time the lights were out. :scared1:

When I work inside Monster's Inc. and we are loading people into the theater, we tell people "All the way down to the end of the row Humans." A woman chuckled when I called her a human and I replied that I was a monster. She looked skeptical so I said "You don't believe me? Ask my ex-wife." Everyone around us cracked up. I still use that line whenever I can.

[archimedes76]

We heard a couple of people planning on heading over to go check out the Pirates Cove
pirate:

[princesskelz]

I have two for you all.

I was working in Stitch's Great Escape one day. When the lights go out and it's fairly quiet, We all heard a little boy start yelling "He's right behind me, isn't he?!" over and over the entire time the lights were out. :scared1:

When I work inside Monster's Inc. and we are loading people into the theater, we tell people "All the way down to the end of the row Humans." A woman chuckled when I called her a human and I replied that I was a monster. She looked skeptical so I said "You don't believe me? Ask my ex-wife." Everyone around us cracked up. I still use that line whenever I can.

:lmao: good one!!

[adabob]

Ok since there is not any one of these threads for DL that i have seen so i will put it here.

But when we went to DL in Feb we were at DCA and of corse there is the the BIG California words.

We we were at the first A in the Cali sign and there wad another family and they were on the their cell phone. And they were screaming on the phone "I am at the big A where are u and what is taking so long". Well eventually they figured out that there is 2 A's:rotfl2: in California and then they figured out where to meet and go in the park

[Suzanne74]

We just got back yesterday and one that stood out was at Epcot. We were eating Mickey Bars and people watching and took notice to his 2 kids bickering back and forth while the Dad paid no attention to them. It look like they were waiting for other family members. Well all of a sudden the boy (about 10ish) hit his sister (about 7ish) and of course she started to cry LOUDLY as dramatic as possible. He didn't hit her hard and the Dad didn't see but he DID hit her. Anyway, the Dad said he had it with him and was going to take away his arcade card when they got back to the hotel. The boy started pleading his case. His best quote:

"Dad, honestly I didn't hit her. Dad, really I didn't do it. I swear. I may hit her at home but why would I ever hit her in Disneyworld. Really, Dad why would I do that. Dad, think about it for a minute PLEASE. I didn't hit her here, only at home......."

He went on for about 5 minutes straight while the Dad ignored him and then he started to cry. Now the dad had 2 crying kids. :rotfl:

[DisneyMagicMommy]

I don't know if this is really funny (it was kind of sad that they didn't do any planning or research)...but it made me laugh at the time. We were eating at Cosmic Rays and this was right at 2:50 pm. A family at the table next to us (husband, wife, daughter and the wifes mom and dad). The Wife said "we better get going if we want to get a seat on the curb at the corner of the hub and main street for the parade"...the parade was supposed to start in 10min. I just thought wow...good luck. Then she proceeded to say "After the parade we need to hop on the monorail because I need to get something from our hotel at the boardwalk...and then from there we'll take the monorail to MGM"...her mom said "The monorail goes to those place?" and the wife said "Yeah...the monorail goes everywhere her...it connects every park and every hotel...it really great" You would think you would do a little homework before going to the parks...but I guess not.

[Buzz Litebeer]

I don't know if this is really funny (it was kind of sad that they didn't do any planning or research)...but it made me laugh at the time. We were eating at Cosmic Rays and this was right at 2:50 pm. A family at the table next to us (husband, wife, daughter and the wifes mom and dad). The Wife said "we better get going if we want to get a seat on the curb at the corner of the hub and main street for the parade"...the parade was supposed to start in 10min. I just thought wow...good luck. Then she proceeded to say "After the parade we need to hop on the monorail because I need to get something from our hotel at the boardwalk...and then from there we'll take the monorail to MGM"...her mom said "The monorail goes to those place?" and the wife said "Yeah...the monorail goes everywhere her...it connects every park and every hotel...it really great" You would think you would do a little homework before going to the parks...but I guess not.
I've worked a lot of parades and the sheer number of guests who show up minutes before the parade starts and who then complain loudly that there's nowhere to sit never fails to amaze me.

As for the Monorail: you'd think they'd have remembered how they got to the park that morning. :confused3

[One Year Pin]

This just in....!

Tonight, a guest who had been standing in line at Space Mountain for 20 minutes. they stopped a CM friend of mine as he was walking past and asked "Just what am I standing in line to see?"

WOW! :laughing: