Favorite movie quotes

[2HOT2touch]

put down all of your favorite movie uotes they dont have be disney movies

mine are:

Just last week i say Madona at a store and talked her out of buying a really hanous dress. Who ever said orange was the new pink was SERIOUSLY disturbed.


wut are you doing no no not good. you burned all the food the shelter. THE RUM!!!
yes the rum is gone
but why is the rum gone?
well for one it turns even the most repectical men in to complete scoundrals and two the ENTIRE royal Navy is out looking for me do you think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see this?!?!?!

[2HOT2touch]

sorry its quotes

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

"So who are we making jealous this time?"
"Everyone Nicole everyone"

This is from Drive Me Crazy.

[Twinkles6892]

"Oh! Last week I saw Camron Diaz at Fred Siegel and talked her out of buying this truly hanous angora sweater. Who ever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed!"

"You got into Harvard Law?"
"What? Like it's hard???"

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????"

As you can see, I am totally obessed with Legally Blonde, It's like, made just about me :)

[DisneyGirl421]

mine are:

Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here 'cause he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Are you achin'...
Yup, yup, yup.
For some bacon.
Yup, yup, yup.
He's a big pig.
Yup, yup, yup.
You can be a big pig, too. Oy. ~lion king

Neva Feah, Brooklyn is heah! ~newsies

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming... ~nemo

Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE?!?! ~monty python & the holy grail

You know how men are... they think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' is 'take me i'm yours!' ~hercules

Nobody puts baby in the corner ~Dirty Dancing

She's gone from suck to blow! ~Spaceballs

I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby ~10 things I hate about you

Mike Eruzione! Winthrop, Massachusettes!
Who do you play for?
I play for the United States of America! ~miracle

This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles! ~Shrek

Leave your ******* hula shirts at home! ~Pearl harbor

...wow thats alot... lol i luv movies!

[miraclegirl]

"Again!"-miracle
"I used to date a euncuh
I"ll go get my coat"
"If you like pain, try wearing a corset!"-pirates
"What is your name?
Arthur, king of the britons.
what is your quest
i seek the Holy Grail
what is the average velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
african or european?
hmm, i dont know (thown off cliff) ahhhhhh!"-monty python and the Holy Grail
"Are you talking to me?"-taxi driver
"so sue me!"-Guys and Dolls
"fish are friends, not food"-finding nemo
"cause your small, small, s-m-all"-cannonball run

i think thats all...for now at least.

[disneyangel7488]

Wow, I have so many but here are a few:

"1) How can you read this? There's no pictures! 2) Well, some people use their imagination." - Beauty and the Beast

"1.You know what i need is a guardian angel, to tell me what to do. 2.Well, if you find him, give him my phone number." - Grease

"Exercise produces endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands." - Legally Blonde

"That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly! But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha ha!" - Shrek

"Hakuna Matata!" - The Lion King

That's all I can think of for now

[natty41]

Here are a few of my faves:


Jimmy Dugan:Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your "butt".
~ A League of Their Own

Colonel Mustard: Just checking...
Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Colonel Mustard: Yup, two corpses, everything's fine.
~ Clue

Bob Wallace: Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you upand carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.
Betty Haynes: What did that mean?
Bob Wallace: It means we're going to Vermont.
~ White Christmas

Sally: Why do I always have to sit next to the exes? Is this some kind of a hint, sweetheart? Anyway, shouldn't the exes have a table of their own, where they can all ex together in ex-quisite agony?
~ The Hours

[Pink_Tink]

"Weddings!I love Weddings!Drinks all round!"pirate:
"I'm going to bed before either of you get us killed or worse,EXPELLED!":wizard:
"As you Wish"princess:

Those are mine...I cant think of any more

[spacemountain]

Kuzco: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.

Yzma: Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Don't you mean "or"? Yzma: [sighs] Tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjuction.
-from The Emperor's New Groove



Sid: From now on, refer to me as 'Lord of the Flame'!
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire!
-from Ice Age



George: Is this belt tacky or beltacular?

Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Helen: Can I get you anything? George: Actually, I'd like a milk dud. Helen: Well I don't have any, but I could order out for one. George: That's just silly. If you're going to order out for one, you might as well get a whole box!
-from Two Weeks Notice

these are some of my very favorites:)

[Blink14]

anything from Monty Python or Spaceballs! :hyper:

[tinkerbell81284]

Escapé sounds alot like Escape - Dory "Finding Nemo"

I can't think of any more at the moment... tinkerbell81284

[SyracuseWolvrine]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses" - blues brothers

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones" - dr strangelove

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - cool hand luke

[BabyLove99]

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night." --All About Eve

"I don't know. Maybe all there really is is just the next thing. The next thing that happens. Maybe you're not supposed to remember anybody's promises." --The Misfits

"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy." --The Philadelphia Story

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two." --Breakfast at Tiffany's

[Haunted Mansion 2006]

"There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it."
-Quirrel off of Harry Potter

[CruiserDew37]

All time favorite:

"Hi, Allyson. It's Cookie."


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Kind of an inside joke, but still really funny!

[Roxter79]

Originally posted by miraclegirl
"Again!"-miracle
"I used to date a euncuh
I"ll go get my coat"
"If you like pain, try wearing a corset!"-pirates
"What is your name?
Arthur, king of the britons.
what is your quest
i seek the Holy Grail
what is the average velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
african or european?
hmm, i dont know (thown off cliff) ahhhhhh!"-monty python and the Holy Grail
"Are you talking to me?"-taxi driver
"so sue me!"-Guys and Dolls
"fish are friends, not food"-finding nemo
"cause your small, small, s-m-all"-cannonball run

i think thats all...for now at least.


"I used to date a euncuh" wasn't in POTC


I've got a lot here's a few for now


"It's non-denial denial"- All the President's Men

Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Helen: Can I get you anything?
George: Actually, I'd like a milk dud.
Helen: Well I don't have any, but I could order out for one. George: That's just silly. If you're going to order out for one, you might as well get a whole box!

Lucy: You've called everyone BUT Slurpy Heaven!
George: That's not true I did call Slurpy Heaven. They didn't want you, heard you had attitude. Said you weren't Slurpy Material.

George: Did you say "Billy I love you?"
-from Two Weeks Notice one of my favourite movies

[chrissyt27]

Quotes from some of my favorite movies

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Star Trek: First Contact

Zephram Cochrane: And, you people, you're are all astronauts . . . on some kind of star trek?

[disnee15]

William: I am William Wallace
Soldier: William Wallace is 7ft Tall
William: Aye, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the english with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ****.

Stephen: This can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man.

Robert the Bruce: Historians from England will say I'm a liar, but history was written by those who have hanged heros.

-Braveheart-

[stitchthealmighty]

American Pie
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?

Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!

Guy in Bathroom (Tom Arnold): Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

Back To The Future
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious s***."

The Blues Brothers
Lady at the door: Are you the police?
Elwood: No ma'am. We're musicians.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Cameron: (Singing) When Cameron was in Egypt's laaand.....Let my Cameron goooooo!

Ferris: It's not that I condone facism....or any "ism" for that matter. "Isms" in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism", they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles...I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people!

Rooney: (Looking at the Cubs baseball game on TV) What's the score?
Pizza Guy: Nothin' nothin'.
Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Guy: The Bears.

Teacher: (taking attendance) Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?
Girl: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Full Metal Jacket
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!

Drill Instructor: And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever.

The Godfather
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Ghostbusters
Venkman: Back off, Man. I'm a scientist.

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Jerry Maguire
Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.

Men In Black
Agent J: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we're crusin' around in a Ford P.O.S

Top Gun
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick & Goose: The need for speed!

Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[onlyme729]

"Maybe because I just got hit in the head with a 10 lb ashtray!" _Just Married_

"You used scented soap huh?"
"What?"
"Nevermind"
-Lizzie McGuire Movie

I can't really think now that is 3:41 am...mayb some more tomorrow.

[Pigletandpooh]

I have lots
1.Cat and the Hat
Sally:"Oh I don't want to be a princess.In a constitutional monarchy parliment has all of the real power"

2.Legally Blonde
Elle Woods:"Oh! Last week I saw Camron Diaz at Fred Siegel and talked her out of buying this truly hanous angora sweater. Who ever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed!"

3.You got into Harvard Law?" "What? Like it's hard???"

4."Hello patriots,I dont think I been this excited since guchi became a publicly traded company!"

5.Harry Potter
Hermoine:I am going to bed before either of you get us killed or worse expelled"

6.Wizard of Oz
Dorothy:"There's no place like home"

7."Toto I have a feeling we're not in kansas anymore"

8.Forest Gump
Jenny:"Run forest run"

9.Forest:"Stupid is as stupid does"

10.Peter Pan
Wendy:"But peter how do we get to neverland"

11.It's a Wonderful Life
Mary Hatch:"George Bailey,I'll love you till the day I die"

12.A Bug's Life
The walking stick:"You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick ,the splintern"


well thats all i can think of but i am sure i will think of more (lol)
Nicole

[2HOT2touch]

"Hi, Allyson. It's Cookie."


u like that movie???
thats my all time favorite movie and i just watched it again today omg i love that movie

[stitchthealmighty]

Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Garland Greene: He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

Cameron Poe: Put... the bunny... back... in the... box.

William 'Billy Bedlam' Bedford: Have you lost your mind?
Cyrus Grissom: According to my last psych evaluation yes.

[lancerguys]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Anything from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Animal House:
"See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit."

Anything from Van Wilder and Old School

[nemo1987]

here are a few more i thought of:

hey you guys!!--sloth
mouth: hey why don't we put chocolate all over the floor and let chunk eat his way through?
chunk: i have had all that i can stand and i can't stand no more! i got it! dont got it! (as the water jug hits the floor and shatters)
booty traps!.. you mean ****y traps? That's what i said!
*~*~Goonies~*~*
You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend. -a walk to remember
i carried a watermelon- dirty dancing
you are one sad strange little man-toy story
on top of mount wannahockalougi
hey no hurlin on the shell dude. kay? just waxed it.
sweet.. totally!!
-finding nemo
**Sarah**

[disneymaniacgirl]

Potc:

"But why is the rum gone?"
"It's such a pretty boat......ship"
"Damned those people who came up with the word "parley""
"That would be the french"
"Weddings... I love weddings...drinks all around"
"It's bad luck havin a woman on board"
"You're a p...pirate"
"Aye Avast"


Dirty Dancing:

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"


AustinPowers: in goldmember

"Dr.evil..... i used to think you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts" "I thank you"


i cant think of anymore right now but i'll have some more later

[fifi07]

anything in any movie with Elijah Wood :lovestruc that elijah says, is my fav.!:lovestruc :lovestruc puckerup: :lovestruc :lovestruc

[TalkisCheap]

my favorite..ever...



"I'm your huckelberry"

- from my favorite movie..ever..Tombstone with Val Kilmer :teeth:

[disneymaniacgirl]

i've got more but some maybe repeated

Don juan demarco:

Johnny Depp (Don Juan): There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.


Independence day:

Randy Quaid (Russel Casse): Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!

Randy Quaid (Russel Casse): In the words of my generation: Up Yours!


Will Smith (Steven): I ain't heard no fat lady!
Jeff Goldblum (David): Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!



POTC:


Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!



Sorry i love pirates of the caribbean it's my all time favortie movie and anything with johnny depp in it :teeth: ::yes::

[Raisenbrand08]

Dirty Dancing.........Nobody puts baby in a corner.


A Walk To Remember...........It's been 4 years...And with the vision of Jamie walking towards me will stay with me forever.But her love is like the wind i cant see it but i can feel it .


Tuck Everlasting........Tuck said it to Winnie the summer she turned 15..You dont have to live forever you just have to live..and she did

[2HOT2touch]

ok this isnt from a movie but its my favorite quote from tv its from Mad Tv with Ms Swan


on the plane.....

Ms. Swan pushes the button for the stuwartuos(SP?) to come and she does come

stuwartese(SP?)-did u press the button miss?
Ms. Swan- umm no no i did not

ms swan presses it again

stuawrtese(SP?)- did u press the buton or is it acting up??
Ms Swan- no no ya noooooooooo

then she preses the button in front of the stuwartese(SP?)

Stuawrtese(SP?P)-wut?
MS Swan-no
STuwartese(SP?)- u just pressed the button wut do u want
Ms Swan-no no ms swan no press button
stuwartese-yes u did i saw u
ms swan- no no

the stuwartese comes out with food

Ms swan-is it food?
stuwartese-yes but oo never mind i guess i could start here what would u like?
ms swan- ummm??
stuwartese- ooo did u cal it in??
ms sawn- ya ya
stuwartese-the veggitarian?
ms swan- ya ya with a little bit of bacon
stuwartese- no no bacon it is vegitarian there is no meat
ms swan- but the lady said there was bacon a little bit of bacon
stuwartese-but its vegitarian there is no BACON
ms swan- just a little bit of bacon!

Ms swan bites the person sitting in front of hers ankle then jumps back in to her seat

person sitting in front of her- hey something just bit me there is a dog on the plane
Ms swan jumps on to her chair so that her feet are on the chair
Ms swan- there is a scooby doo on the plane a scooby doo
stuwartese- ther is no dog on the plane
ms swan- there is a scooby doo on the plane
stuwartese- there is no scooby doo on the plane
person sitting in fornt of ms swan- then there is a snake
ms swan- oooooo an snake o no there is a snake on the plane
stuwartese- there is no snake on the plane

[Pumbaa7287]

Identify this quote if you can:

"There he is!"
"What, behind the Rabbit?"
"It IS the Rabbit!!!"

This is from the best movie of all time. Anyone who knows this is OK in my book!

[TiggerLove101]

"Lasto beth nin tolo dan nan galad" ~LOTR:FOTR

"No eating here tonight, EATING HERE TONIGHT...YOU ON A DIET!"

"NEMO!....thats a nice name"

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be MINE! and he shall be my squishy...OW...BAD SQUISHY!"

"Sharkbait oo ha ha"

"*bruce* hello.........
*dory* well, HI!"

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!"

[SyracuseWolvrine]

Originally posted by Pumbaa7287
Identify this quote if you can:

"There he is!"
"What, behind the Rabbit?"
"It IS the Rabbit!!!"

This is from the best movie of all time. Anyone who knows this is OK in my book!

I shall identify your quote. But only if you can tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[Pumbaa7287]

What do you mean, an African or a European swallow? lol I love this movie!

[Little Pirate]

Hmmm
...
I know a lot of peoplez have done this, but it's a must.

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!" -Jack 'potc'
... Greatest movie made ...

Little pirate:

[MagEpcDisAni Voyager]

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

-Jules, Pulp Fiction

I could recite quotes from that movie until I'm tired.

[scar11]

"now thats some high quality h2o"

from the waterboy:teeth:

[MickeyMouse418]

"never fear, brooklyn is here!" "i say, that what you say, is what i say!"

"just keep swimming"

"Elizabeth's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. "

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"My tomatoes burst!"

"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. "

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? "

i have too many favorite movie quotes....those are just a few (laura i knew i would find you on this thread lol)

[DisneyGirl421]

There was a post a bit back by roxter saying that 'i used to date a eunuch' isnt in pirates... oh, but it is! hehe.. it's in the deleted scenes of the 'parley' scene.. and my bff posted it..lol.. jus clearing that up!
Hehe here’s more of my faves…

Prince and Me-
“Eddie: Oh right, yes, how do you say it? Um, yo dog, there's a party kicking at my crib if you want to roll down there with me.
Paige: That was just sad, don't ever do that again.”

The Princess Bride-

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.”

“INCONCEIVABLE!”

“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...”

“AS YOU WISHHHH
Oh my sweet Wesley! What have I done?”

[TowerOfTerrorFreak]

From the Haunted Mansion:

Madame Leota:"You must gain lost sight!"
Jim:"First I must gain new underwear!"

I always crack up at that part.It's so stupid it's funny..


From Shrek:

Donkey:"I like that boulder.That is a nice boulder."

Gingerbread Man:"Eat me!"


From What About Bob?

Bob:"Roses are red,violets are blue.I'm Schizophrenic,and so am I"


From Lord of The Rings:ROTK:

Gollum/Smeagol:"Smeagol wouldn't hurt a fly! *hits fly* Ahhhhh!"

[ThinkTink510]

"But why is the rum gone"
Pirates of the carribbean

Its my FAVORITE movie!
pirate:

[GroovyDisney]

Aragorn: "What do you fear, milady?"
Eowyn: "A cage...to stay behind bars until use and old age accept them, and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire."

Remember who you are...Remember

Hakuna Matata!

[dalhound]

"Luke I am your Father" Star Wars

[DrewAlmighty]

Ahhh, My All Time Fav:

"We Ride Together, We Die together, Bad Boys for life"
~Bad Boys 2

"Who Do You Play For?" "The United States of America!"
~Miracle

"Im gonna Boom-Boom with the Brides Maids"
~American Wedding

"So the Wolfman Hasnt Killed You Yet?" "Dont Worry, Hes getting to it"
~Van Helsing

"Were Going Streaking!! Bring Your Green Hat!"
~Old School

"I got a Dragon here and im not afraid to use it, Im a Donkey on the Edge!"
~Shrek

and loads more.