Trip-Reports Anonymous

[michaeln]

Welcome to TA.

If you are going through withdrawels and can not wait from the next trip report from Delswife to come out this is the place to tell your story.

Hello, My name is michael and I am a delswife report addict. It has been 19 hours since I read a new report from her.

CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME.. :guilty:

Ok your turn.

BTW: Thank you to "Yzma and Kronk" for the idea for the thread idea.. ;)

[Melora]

Hello my name is Melora.

I am in denial about needing to read the next report.

Even though I keep clicking over here while trying to do something completely unproductive like make a living, I am not addicted....:tongue:

Even though I have not been able to complete one single ebay auction without clicking over to see if the evil shop-a-holic got what she deserved (kicked or pushed or something involving some sort of contact with her rear end resulting in her getting soaked) I am not addicted...

****SIGH**** Oh I might as well admit it.... WHEN IS THE NEXT THREAD GOING TO APPEAR???? I CAN'T WAIT....

There I said it.. I feel better....

[geffric]

OK... OK ....OK.... me to:wave2:

Inbetween all of the Saturday chores et al... i keep checking and checking and checking...

I have to admit it... I can't help it.. it's this uncontrollable urge...
JUST KEEP CHECKING THIS BOARD TO SEE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. How can I sleep tonight without knowing what happened to the :crazy: EVIL SIL>>> will they throw her in the fountain??? Have her ejected from the park??? Dump their water bottles over her head to see if there is a person under there???Or just moon her??

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW< HOW LONG MUST WE WAIT??

:cool1: I know be cool, relax!


Wobin when will we wead da weport???Wobin when will we wead da weport???

[aunt lissa]

I am a delswife die hard fan! I sit thru out the day checking atleast 6 times an hour for another report. I laugh so loudly the kids try to figure out what's wrong w/ me and the neighbors come over to make sure all is ok. I cry when DS leaves and again the kids want to know what is wrong. I sit on the edge of my seat yelling at the computer screen when SIL acts out of line. I become so crazy waiting for delswife to post the next chapter that I am corrupted by my sister (worm761) and post a pic of a HUGE grasshopper for delswife to see! LOL!! Ok so I had to torture her back!! I need help!! I'm ADDICTED!!!

[Otto's Doll]

Another die hard fan here, anxiously waiting for the next chapter in the Delswife saga....

[poohbears5]

ok I am here but I really can stop any time I want to!:confused:

[michaeln]

Originally posted by poohbears5
ok I am here but I really can stop any time I want to!:confused:

I think we have found our first real case of denial (spelling). LOL

[aunt lissa]

It's so great to know that I am not alone in this time of need! To be comforted by others who know the "pain and anguish(sp?)" I am going thru!!!:scared:

[Mickey For President]

You are not alone....I had two different functions with the kids today. Before we left this morning I checked the computer-no report.. I had 30mins in between- I checked computer no report. I just got home and the first thing I did--check computer no report! This is not fair! I can't stand it any longer I haven't done any housework in days I am too busy checking for reports and laughing and crying right along with delswife. PLEASE delswife end our misery we can't wait any longer. We have given our souls to your reports PLEASE help us out!:crazy:

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hello, my name is Yzma (not really my name) and I'm a Delswife addict.

It's 10:45 and just got the kids to bed (sure you guys can watch another episode of The Amanda Show, no problem)......for fear of missing the next installment.

I just told Kronk (not really his name), "Sorry, not tonight, dear" and don't really have a headache......for fear of missing the next installment.

When will the madness end...........soon I hope...... (nudge, nudge, Delswife)

I think it's time for a

:grouphug:

[pjpoohbear]

Been There, Done That, Have to go back, :rolleyes: .


I can't help myself:hyper:

Penny

P.s. no twelve steps for me thank you very much!!!

[mom2ee]

Hi I'm mom2ee and I have been sitting in front of my computer screen waiting for the next installment....must have next chapter...food for kids? just eat the ice cream? homework questions? who needs homework?

I need help too....

[crazyforgoofy]

I'm crazyforgoofy and I'm an addict. It's been nearly a whole 24 hours since I last read a post from delswife. I'm shaky and I'm seeing spiders on the wall. Have mercy, give me a fix please, I beg you.............

[michaeln]

Originally posted by pjpoohbear
P.s. no twelve steps for me thank you very much!!!

Hrmm... We will have to work on these.

Step 1: Admit you have a problem.
Step 2: Breathe real deep.

Step 3 anyone?

[dodobird]

Hello my name is Dodobird and I am addicted to these trip reports.

Every since the hubby ran across this forum I and email me a link to the first few reports I have been hooked. I mean hooked.

[mom2rb]

I just got back from taking the sitter home. The kids are asleep and I run to my computer. No new trip report. :( :( :( Hopefully in the morning there will be a one.

[yecats]

Hi, I'm yecats and an addict. I keep thinking that this trip may be a FTP and that she only has one or two more days of trip reports to type. I know that I am going to undergo trip report withdrawl soon. Additionally, I am leaving for my own trip soon as a solo. I will have no Lucifer (SIL), brother, husband or children to report on. At this point, I don't think I will be able to write a trip report as there will be no comparison. Well there goes the self esteem.

Love ya, mean it! ::MinnieMo

[Toodles524]

Hi, I'm toodles..........and normally I just toodle through life. But right now I'm just toodling back over to the computer everytime I can to check the trip report board! But, I'm not totally addicted. I've talked to my child a couple of times today. "Hold on honey, just let me check this thing one more time!" "Be quiet honey, mama's reading right now!" Nope, I'm not addicted! lol

luv ya, mean it! :p

[Memaw2Wm]

Uh oh ... it's 1:40 a.m. (EST) and here I am checking "one more time" for the next installment. Yep, I'm hooked!

[michaeln]

Meesa think delswife tooks di day off. Messa also thinksa shesa deserved di day off.

[delswife]

I just got home from work.

So sorry you guys, please forgive me...

Finishing ane and posting soon.

1/2hour. TOPS!

LY/MI

[michaeln]

Originally posted by delswife
I just got home from work.

So sorry you guys, please forgive me...

Finishing ane and posting soon.

1/2hour. TOPS!

LY/MI

Messa thinksa after a longsa night at workse yousa might wanna sleeps first an postes insa mornings. Meesa don'ts thinksa it will kills any of us'sa. ;) ::yes::

[thegales]

Part 39 posted! I got my fix. I got my fix. I got my fix....

:crazy: :crazy:

[zurgswife]

Hi, My name is Zurgswife....I'm one of the originals....it seems I might be to blame for getting a large percentage of you hooked....ya know you tell two friends and they tell two friends and so on and so on....

I check 10-15 hours on somedays....yesterday....Saturday was te first day in about 10days that I have gotten anything done....Zurg and I together worked all day on our remodeling....If it wasn't for the mutual support I don't think we would have been able to do it...

Though I have to admit I did check a number of times yesterday...well, I did post to part 38 at 7:27am yesterday....

I can't make it through an entire day without checking...If I wanted to...and I just don't....

Love Ya, Mean It....ZW

[Zurg]

I... I .. I am not hooked, honest! I can quit any time I want to.. it isn't like my crack habit at all, no not a bit.

I am good really... say just wondering, cause I aint got no habbit or nothing... anyone know if 40 is up yet?

[cslittle999]

I just woke up and found part 39. Okay, okay, the shakes are gone. I can make it until part 40 is posted. I know I can ... I think can. Oh Oh the shakes are coming back. One part isn't enough any more. I need more.

[Dreamer04]

Step 1-Admit there is a problem
Step 2-Breathe deeply
Step 3-Made a decision to sit in front of my laptop until the next chapter!
Step 4-? anyone

Yep, I'm hooked

[michaeln]

It is just that I can't get any work done.

I wake up in the morning. Go to my computer where I check to see if there is a new thread. Then I spend the rest of the day checking over and over.

AAAH. I need help.

At least she put up 40. ;) YAY

[Byrd]

Here goes. Deep breath. I am Byrd. That's what a few close friends choose to call me, to many Cathy's around here. Call Cathy and everyone stops. It must be a common name. Like a child calling for Mom at Disney World, everyone stops, freezes, and looks for their child. I do it too, even when my child is not with us.
Oh well, I am a trip report addict. Sorry guys I ate the last Krispy Kreme a few minutes ago. I hope I'm forgiven.
Please Delswife number 41, with chocolate glaze on top.
Byrd
:teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher:

[michygoomy]

Ugh.......how about TRIP REPORT ENVY? Is there a support group for that?

I've been tempted many times in the past two days to go back and re-write my own trip report...................I would need to make up some weird relatives though..............OK, I have a funny Splash story, that's good, right?...............help me.................

[Byrd]

Your trip report was great, Thanks for the link.
Byrd
:teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher:

[S. C.]

Hi, I'm S.C.

It has been hours since I've read #40, I NEED to read # 41. checking for # 41 (deep breaths)
Checked again ( deep breaths) BREATHE....BREATHE....DEEP BREATHS.

[Byrd]

Still waiting, and we are out of Krispy Kremes here at the house. I only got one tonight.
Byrd
:teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher: :teacher:

[michaeln]

Did I miss #41. I looked and didn't see it.

AHHH. I should be working now.


For michygoomy.

Don't worry.

When I found this forum I was going to give a trip report of our trip in Sep. BUT, there is no way it could compare to Delswife's trip report. LOL

[maidmarion]

Hi my name is maidmarion and i am a trip-report-aholic. I have tried to get through the workday without checking- who am i kidding- I try to get through each hour! one night I stayed up until 3:30am just in case delswife was also up late and felt like posting a new episode.

[pnelson]

I guess I am the only one who thinks these reports are a little bit "overdone". As in "trying too hard".

[PCWizard]

Originally posted by pnelson
I guess I am the only one who thinks these reports are a little bit "overdone". As in "trying too hard".


YES. Just relax (take a Xanax - I'm sure Scruffy will help), and enjoy.

[michygoomy]

pnelson--Love 'ya, mean it

[michygoomy]

When I found this forum I was going to give a trip report of our trip in Sep. BUT, there is no way it could compare to Delswife's trip report. LOL

Hey, maybe we can hire delswife as a ghost writer to write our trip reports! ;)

[michaeln]

Originally posted by michygoomy
Hey, maybe we can hire delswife as a ghost writer to write our trip reports! ;)

ROFL

She no longer needs to work out of the home. Just sit in front of the computer all day writing trip reports for people. ;)

[Dixielady908]

Hello, I am dixielady, and I have a problem.....
I need to read at least one of delswife reports a day. People at work just dont understand....Help, please post another installment of your vacation.

:crazy:

[Gette88]

:wave2: Hi, my name is Gette and I'm addicted to Delswife's trip reports.

My problem is I didn't start reading them until the other day (needless to say I fell behind on my housework) and now I'm going through withdrawls. How can I survive on only 1 page per day. I need my fix of Delswife and crew. Help :headache:

[OhMari]

I haven't read Trip Reports in a long while, so I got a true storybook fix reading the first 13 installments. I thought she was done and everyone was begging for her to finish. Low and behold she is up to 40 and to think I need to actually get some work done today.

Where do I go, do I do a Search Mission, ah the anticipation is to overwhelming.

It's the anticipation of not knowing. I hope she got to the other side of the camera or does she remain a mystery.