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PoohBears#1fan
08-08-2003, 03:23 AM
Apparently they use this to test people and 80% of convicted psychopaths gave the same answer, so here goes, how many have we here. LOL (Disney addiction definately does NOT qualify you as having psychopathic tendencies) :)

A woman is at her mothers funeral and sees the most perfect man she's ever seen. Two weeks later she kills her sister - why?

Will be interested to see what everyone says but if you know this already please dont give it away till we suss out the phsycos ;)

Tron[ADS]
08-08-2003, 06:19 AM
erm...the man is her sisters husband/boyfriend, and she has to get rid of her before she can get him ?

WebmasterPenny
08-08-2003, 06:54 AM
The perfect man is the vicar/priest performing the burial? She bumps off her sister so that she can go to another funeral? :p

Tron[ADS]
08-08-2003, 07:46 AM
hmmm, killing her sister is a bit extreme though, couldnt she just attend random funerals if that was the case :-)

WebmasterPenny
08-08-2003, 09:20 AM
I'm a psychopath - killing anyone is a bit extreme...especially over something as trivial as a bloke ;)

MickeyMcMouse
08-08-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by PoohBears#1fan

A woman is at her mothers funeral and sees the most perfect man she's ever seen. Two weeks later she kills her sister - why ?

Is the answer " Why not ?"

David :D

mkingdon
08-08-2003, 03:31 PM
Is the answer 42??? :(

WDWfan,uk
08-08-2003, 03:59 PM
Okay, my take on this...... if we knew why, we'd be psychopaths:confused: ?

kazzie
08-09-2003, 04:46 PM
My firsdt thought was the same as Tron:rolleyes:

But after reading Penny's answer I bet she's right;)

DISNEY FREAK UK
08-09-2003, 04:47 PM
Never mind that!!

I'm a schizophrenic..........and so am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disney Freak UK

sadeeyore
08-09-2003, 05:01 PM
Been thinking so hard about this - I think I'm turning into a psychopath. Maybe she killed her just because she wanted to, nothing to do with the man.

rob@rar.org.uk
08-09-2003, 05:13 PM
It's obvious - if the man had turned up at her mother's funeral, he would probably turn up for her sister's as well. At least I think it's obvious! (FX: Music from Hitchcock's "Pyscho" plays in the background, as Rob's hands begin to twitch...)

Regards

Rob

Dimplenose
08-10-2003, 02:48 AM
Maybe the man WAS her sister who'd had a secret sex change operation and when the woman found out she fancied her own sister she killed her out of rage and embarressment .

Libby

Grumpy John
08-10-2003, 05:01 AM
Being a male the answer is so obvious:

THE WOMAN HAD PMT AND AS SHE DID NOT HAVE A MAN IN TOW TO ASSAULT HER POOR SISTER KOPPED IT!!!!!!!

I think most sane married men will completely agree with me on that statement - and I have been married for 30 years!

:Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc

jana
08-10-2003, 08:41 AM
Her sister borrowed and ruined the dress she wanted to wear for the date with the perfect man.
A man is not worth killing for but clothes and shoes are ;).

PoohBears#1fan
08-11-2003, 09:10 AM
Everyone run and hide from Rob!!!!! Spot on Rob *shudder* LOL

:)

Sue & Co.
08-11-2003, 09:26 AM
I would say that the undertaker was the perfect man - perhaps I'm just psycho. Mind you as a church organist I get to go to far too many funerals!!

Roly Poly
08-11-2003, 11:37 AM
It was quite obviously fiction....there is no such thing as a perfect man!!

Astrid
08-12-2003, 01:02 PM
What a great thread and some hysterical answers! Should everyone be taking this a bit more seriously Jo??!!! :D

I'm with Roly Poly ... no such thing as the perfect man, though I'm not giving up searching!!

As for Rob .... hmmm .... seriously worrying!!! :eek:

Grumpy John .... I'd watch it if I were you!!!!!! ;)

Astrid xx

Kilted_Yank
08-12-2003, 01:53 PM
No such thing as the perfect man?

NONSENSE!

Now, as to why she killed her sister... she did it because she could.

Grumpy John
08-13-2003, 03:53 PM
I am with Kilted-Yank.

Of course all men are perfect!

My better half:mad: things I am perfect, thats why we have been married 30 years:confused:

Or is it because I take her to work, pick her up from work, wash up, do the washing, cut the grass, clean the car, do the hoovering, put out the bins.

But she says she loves me and that I am the perfect man for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:crazy: :crazy: