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Whitegloves
06-18-2003, 09:18 PM
Hello,
I am working on a batch of signs for a craft show. I am getting tired of the sayings I usually use, anyone have any suggestions for some new ones?
My all time best seller has been... 'So this isn't "Home Sweet Home", ADJUST' (Kinda sad in a way, isn't it? LOL)
I am open to any and all ideas.
TIA,
Diane =0)

BethanyF
06-18-2003, 09:34 PM
We put the 'fun' in dysFUNctional

is one of my favorites

Boo'sMom
06-19-2003, 06:05 AM
one of the best gifts my mom ever gave my DH was a sign that hangs over our door:

Friends Welcome, Family by Appointment

pattyT
06-19-2003, 10:30 AM
"if were not home try Walmart" (or other local place)

"I'll vaccum when Sears invents a riding vaccum"

"I clean my house every other day - today isn't the day"


those are the onlly ones popping into my head right now-if I think of any more I'll let you know -

yummy72
06-19-2003, 10:52 AM
Okay so this one isn't very nice but my MIL and I joke about it all of the time--we saw it on a sign at a craft show!

"Men are idiots and I married the King"---- to which I always joke "then that must make me married to the Prince"

I see this one in stores quite a bit: "Your husband called: He said Buy Anything You Want"

Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it's snowing.
-Phyllis Diller

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
-- Roseanne Barr

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.
-- Lucille Kallen


It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I used to be snow white, but I drifted.
--Mae West

Determine to Live Life With Flair and Laughter…Maya Angelou

While we try to teach our children about life, our children teach us what life is about.

Think big thoughts, but relish small treasures.

Take time every day to do something silly.

The best things in life aren’t things.

Mirror, mirror
on the wall...I am
my Mother after all !

Good Cowgirls keep their calves together.

A reel expert can tackle anything

Give a man a fish
and he will eat for a day...
Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day...

When I said "I Do"
I didn't mean laundry.

House Rules: #1 Mom's the Boss #2 See Rule #1

Being a princess is a full-time job, but someone has to do it.

Death is the only ***** that never leaves you.
(Ernest Hemingway)

I'm just a Raggedy Ann person In a Barbie Doll world.

HTH! You are welcome to PM me for more...I've got tons of poems, quotes, and websites saved for scrapbooking purposes.

--Candi

welovemickey
06-19-2003, 11:21 AM
My mom got DH and I a cute sign one year and we hang it up during football season:

"We interrupt this marriage to bring you football season".