montessori
04-20-2003, 06:19 AM
We all know Disney has been cutting back on hours and shows etc.
What other steps is the company taking to improve it's bottom line?
(stolen from "THE ONION")
:earsboy: Pluto only gets dry dog food.
:earsboy: Robots in Hall of Presidents reprogrammed to roam
through the park mugging visitors between shows.
:earsboy: Suing self for copyright violation.
:earsboy: Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with
janitor wearing vampire teeth.
:earsboy: CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from
$60 skajillion to $54 skajillion.
:earsboy: Theme parks instituting a two-sweatshirt minimum.
:earsboy: Re-edited "PETER PAN", in which Peter urges children
to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life.
:earsboy: Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom
reduced by 15 percent.
:earsboy: Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting
manufacture of select merchandise items based on
certain Disney films.
:earsboy: Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and
more money until it spins out of control in a destructive
whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed.
:p :p :p :p :p :p
What other steps is the company taking to improve it's bottom line?
(stolen from "THE ONION")
:earsboy: Pluto only gets dry dog food.
:earsboy: Robots in Hall of Presidents reprogrammed to roam
through the park mugging visitors between shows.
:earsboy: Suing self for copyright violation.
:earsboy: Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with
janitor wearing vampire teeth.
:earsboy: CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from
$60 skajillion to $54 skajillion.
:earsboy: Theme parks instituting a two-sweatshirt minimum.
:earsboy: Re-edited "PETER PAN", in which Peter urges children
to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life.
:earsboy: Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom
reduced by 15 percent.
:earsboy: Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting
manufacture of select merchandise items based on
certain Disney films.
:earsboy: Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and
more money until it spins out of control in a destructive
whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed.
:p :p :p :p :p :p