View Full Version : Disney's Cost-Cutting Measures -- Funny

04-20-2003, 07:19 AM
We all know Disney has been cutting back on hours and shows etc.
What other steps is the company taking to improve it's bottom line?
(stolen from "THE ONION")

:earsboy: Pluto only gets dry dog food.

:earsboy: Robots in Hall of Presidents reprogrammed to roam
through the park mugging visitors between shows.

:earsboy: Suing self for copyright violation.

:earsboy: Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with
janitor wearing vampire teeth.

:earsboy: CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from
$60 skajillion to $54 skajillion.

:earsboy: Theme parks instituting a two-sweatshirt minimum.

:earsboy: Re-edited "PETER PAN", in which Peter urges children
to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life.

:earsboy: Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom
reduced by 15 percent.

:earsboy: Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting
manufacture of select merchandise items based on
certain Disney films.

:earsboy: Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and
more money until it spins out of control in a destructive
whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed.

:p :p :p :p :p :p

04-21-2003, 12:13 PM
Very funny!!!

04-22-2003, 12:41 AM
The Onion is always good for a laugh.

05-01-2003, 10:38 AM
My favorite is the Peter Pan one. I can hear Robin Williams saying it!!

05-04-2003, 12:58 AM