Do You have this problem?? *Picture Added*

[Ranatra]

These *#%*%** turkeys!
They are out digging in my mulch every morning, and they kick it off the bank and into the driveway, it's a real Mess!!

Anyone up for a turkey sandwich?:teeth:

[olena]

http://www.greatbritton.net/turkey

[olena]

Make mine with Miracle Whip. We don't have turkeys digging here. It's the squirrels that drive you nuts....along with the occasional armadillo.

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[Ranatra]

LOL!:teeth:

[NHMickey]

If I had that problem I would be very worried. The only Turkeys here are frozen in the freezer.. And if they start moving around eating anything I am outta here.:smooth:

[gina2000]

Squirrels, baybay....it's all about squirrels around here!

And let me tell ya.....those babies just looooooove my house. LOOOVE my horse chestnut tree......LOOOOOVE my acorns.....

At least turkeys have some redeeming social value......;)


Anyone up for some bebe gun practise???? :smooth:

[TigH]

I'll have a turkey sandwich with Miracle Whip too! :) I've never seen turkeys do anything like that! We had a hard enough time spotting them in the woods behind our house in MD and rarely saw them in the yard!

Now if there was a good way to get rid of this mole!!! :rolleyes:

[Ranatra]

This is the house across the street from us. I chased the turkeys out of my yard, they didn't get very far!

http://sandirob.homestead.com/files/MVC-684S.JPG

[sorcerormickey]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would not leave the house if I saw one of those outside!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Do they bother people or pets? Or do they leave the area if someone comes around?? EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[olena]

My Mom has a way to flush out moles. She squirts dishwashing soap into every hole she finds and pumps in the water. When they surface with their stinging eyeballs, she whacks them with a shovel.

[sorcerormickey]

OLENA!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :( :( :eek: :eek: :( :(

[The Princess]

Guess you should talk to my better half while we are soaking in the sun!!!!! Can't wait

[Ranatra]

Hey Princess!:wave:
Welcome to the Flower and Garden Forum!!!
Nice to see you here!

[Snowwark]

Those turkeys really are fowl looking things, aren't they? :)

Wow Olena, your Mom doesn't mess around does she? If I ever get to meet her, I'll be on my best behaviour! ;) :)

[BethR]

Gosh Sandi! What is it about Penn Hills and turkeys???

My Grandparents who used to live around Wilson Drive always would have a turkey or turkeys in their back yard.

I have seen a couple of carcasses on the Parkway around the Penn Hills exit. I have also seen a turkey fly in front of my windshield near there too!

That is the most bizarre thing if you have never seen it - seeing a turkey fly! It looks like something out of a cartoon. :)

[marydmjj]

I can't believe you have a turkey problem. I've never seen a live turkey...only the frozen kind, much less wild turkeys running around the neighborhood. Does a friend have a dog you can borrow for a couple of days?

[Ranatra]

LOL Mary
I have a dog, a poodle, the only problem is, she's afraid of the Turkeys!! :eek:

Beth, You mean to tell me you don't have any Turkeys in Plum??
Us being right next to each other, I can't believe they haven't visited your neighborhood!

[gina2000]

I have never, ever, in my small, sheltered life......SEEN A TURKEY WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!!


Is it time for turkey jokes????


Why did the turkey cross the road???

To get out of Ranatra's way.

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What does a Turkey like to eat at Thanksgiving???

Nothing....he is already stuffed!

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What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Go to PECKnics!

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Why did the turkey go to the movies???

To see Gregory PECK!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[olena]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Ranatra]

ROFL!

[DixieDreamer]

"Do you have this problem???" Ummmm in a word... NO!

That is really cool that you HAVE wild turkeys! I just like to drink it!