Write your own letter to Santa...lol lol lol!

[catsrule]

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at todd's Christmas party. It was lori who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 22 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like apples.

I thought it was funny when I put amanda's jeans on my head and danced the chicken on the couch while singing `moondance'. I didn't mean to break todd's pc and don't know why todd would sue me for adultary.

I don't remember calling todd's wife a funny horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on amanda's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that ice cream.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sad and handsome. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cute stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and happily yours,
mary jo (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

[shep]

did you do some editing...:eek: ???

[catsrule]

nope...just fill in the blanks!:teeth:

[shep]

ohhhh.....:o

[catsrule]

Fill in the blanks to write your letter to Santa Claus.
This one is for the BIG girls and boys.

Are you a girl or a boy?:

Friend's name:

Another friend's name:

Drink:

Number:

Scent or odor:

Friend's name:

Article of clothing:

Dance:

Furniture:

Song title:

Electronic device:

Crime:
Married male friend:

Adjective:

Farm Animal:
Color:

Another color:

Married female friend:
Body part:

Food:

Vehicle:
Part of a house:

Adjective:

Animal:
Crime:
Adjective:

Adjective:
Adjective:

Adverb:

Your name:
Number:

:rolleyes:

[Princess Michelle]

Oh this is a riot!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Stephanie's Christmas party. It was Jennifer who spiked the punch with too much Sprite. I can't help it if I drank 500 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Stinky Feet.

I thought it was funny when I put Christine's Shoe on my head and danced the Lambada on the Bed while singing `Jingle Bells'. I didn't mean to break Stephanie's hair dryer and don't know why Stephanie would sue me for stealing.

I don't remember calling Trent's wife a hot pig---even though she looked like one with Pink eye shadow and Red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jill's husband's tongue, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fast horse and have me arrested for destroying property!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all heavenly and sweet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this wonderful stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and truthfully yours,
Michelle (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 2,000,000,000.00 bucks!

[cruisnfamily]

what a riot...Thanks!

[JC2]

Thanks MJ! These are hilarious! :)

Originally posted by Princess Michelle

It was Jennifer who spiked the punch with too much Sprite. I can't help it if I drank 500 glasses.

:p heh heh, yes I did! But dawg, you coulda left some for somebody else! :eek:! lol

Originally posted by Princess Michelle

And when I threw up on Jill's husband's tongue


Well now that's just gross! LOL ;)

[Fire14]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Juli.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sarah's Christmas party. It was Jodi who spiked the punch with too much Coke cola. I can't help it if I drank 28 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Minty.

I thought it was funny when I put Elain's Sweatshirt on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the bed while singing `Amazed'. I didn't mean to break Sarah's Iron and don't know why Sarah would sue me for drunk Driving.

I don't remember calling John's wife a funny horse---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and white lipstick!

And when I threw up on jody's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that rib.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bicycle through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a goofy dog and have me arrested for shop lifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nutty and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loveable stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and super yours,
juli (Really a nice Juli!)

P.S. It's only 50,000 bucks!

[nativetxn]

That was fun, thanks for the link :)

[catsrule]

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