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06-05-2012, 06:04 AM
Pre-Trip Report - 11 days to go before our split stay at BLT and BWV in a two bedroom suite.

Looks like my countdown got Goofey. Oh well. No worries. Bonus day.

One of my favorite attractions was a surprise to me. You could call it one of my secret passions. These are the attractions a 6'2" dude doesn't tell his buddies on bowling night.

Monster's Inc. Laugh Floor - I went three times last year. One time was with just my daughter during a late night extra magic hour. We love it. :hippie:
I enjoy the interaction with the crowd and the corny jokes.
I'm going to help you if you love it too. It's fun to hear one of your jokes read with your home town announced. We've accomplished this before and we'll be prepared again.

Here we are waiting, brainstorming and texting our jokes while waiting in line.
By dvc_dreamer (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/dvc_dreamer) at 2011-08-27

Here's a list of joke sites and jokes that could get you in the show.

1 - School Of Disney (http://schoolofdisney.com/Stories/Classes/jokes.htm)
When does Mickey put up his new calendar? New ears eve. :rotfl:

2 - Vision Fantastic (http://www.visionsfantastic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13381)

Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?
Because there is a sign that says "never neverland". :rotfl2:

3 - Jokes4us (http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/disneyjokes.html)

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? Because she always ran away from the ball! (I used this one and it was read in the show) :lmao:

4 - Mice Chat forum (http://micechat.com/forums/fun-games-lounge/75849-disney-jokes-thread.html)

What do you call a pirate who skips school? Captain Hook-y :happytv:

5 - Disboards (http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1148970)

What kind of car does Minnie drive?

a mini-van!! :yay:

List some more if you know'em.

Good clean fun. :hippie: