05-06-2001, 05:34 PM
...that's right, disney is planning to have the chuck e. cheese company sign a 50 year contract with them. since eisner has gotton sick of mickey and could care less about pooh he's decided that the new disney mascot will be chuck e. cheese. soon enough all the pizza at disney parks would be replaced with chuck e. cheese brand pizza, and new chuck e. cheese type carnival games would be added every where, but mostly main street usa. afterwards the chuck e. cheese company would demand more publicity from disney, so the disney parks would put the skyway ride back up and rename it "chuck's fantasticly pizzarific flight", and also put pizza places at each end of the skyway entrances. Disneyland and WDW would also put the submarine voyage rides back in and rename them "chuck's fantasticly pizzarific voyage", and add chuck e. cheese in scuba gear animatronics into the ride. both those rides would soon be rated e-ticket rides after small children got too scared after seeing chuck e. cheese too many times (note: chuck e. cheese is a fast-talking giant rat). soon eisner's chuck e. cheese obsession would rename WDW "Chuck E. Cheese World" and disneyland "Cheeseland". finally eisner would come to his senses and relize what stupid things he had just done and he would hire some cast members and secretly raid and burn all the chuck e. cheese restaurants, making chuck e. cheese go bankrupt...but then chuck e. cheese (still note: he's a giant rat) would start to raid Tokyo (like godzilla did) and burn all the microwave factories, leaving the world without microwaves.......what a terrible fate....