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09-03-2002, 12:47 PM
Ed's proverbs as told by a man in a speedo.

Look I'm sick and just took medicine now I'm off to drive heavy machinery

1… It is easier to be forgiven, then to ask permission. (ask any man)
2… People who live in glass houses should change clothes in the basement.
3… People who pass wind in church sit in their own pew.
4… Baseball is all wrong a man with four balls cannot walk.
5… Men who walk through airport turnstile sideways are going to Bangkok
6… A man who eats many prunes will get a good run for his money.

And a lame joke

A little girl was burying something in the back yard… The neighbor came over and asked her, "what are you doing little girl"… The little girl looked up and said with a sad look…. "I'm burying my dead parakeet"… "Oh that so sad said the neighbor, but why such a big hole for a small bird" …. "oh said the little girl that cause its inside your cat"

Thanks kids I'm here all week… I'm sick and going home……. Leaving the safety of the hollow mountain.

09-03-2002, 01:50 PM

Number 1 should read, "It is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission" (Victor, Hunchback of Notre Dame).

Hey Red, would you censor this guy already!

Lord of the Get It Right!

09-03-2002, 01:57 PM
I got it right and Red loves me soooo phhhft.

You do love me right Red????:p