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Indyman
08-16-2002, 09:38 AM
Are you a nerd? (http://hjem.sol.no/gisle/fun/nerd.html)




Dear Indyman!

Your nerd index is 28 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a jock.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

browneyes
08-16-2002, 09:51 AM
19. The woman I admire most is ... Felicity Shagwell
Michael Jackson
Marie Curie
Lara Croft
Ok, that one cracked me up.:crazy:

Dear Browneyes!

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

Saffron
08-16-2002, 09:52 AM
LOL!!!

Dear Saffron!

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

:teeth:

jfulcer
08-16-2002, 09:54 AM
<B><center>
NERD DIPLOMA


Be it known that on the sixteenth day of August, A.D. two thousand and two
<i>jfulcer</i>
having duly completed the Nerd Test obtaining a total score of 75 out of 100 has been found to be a
<I>nerd of some sort</I>
with all the rights, privileges and responsibilities pertaining to this title.
http://www.ifi.uio.no/~gisle/gif/nerd47.gif
</center></b>

Harley Chick
08-16-2002, 10:03 AM
LOL, they speak the truth (except for the star trek junk)

Dear Harley Chick!

Your nerd index is 23 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a tomboy.

Social:
You probably attend a lot of Star Trek conventions.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that drinking alcohol may be hazardous to your health.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

jan/cape
08-16-2002, 10:05 AM
Dear jan/cape!

Your nerd index is 8 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You probably hang out with other criminals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.

kinlaw6450
08-16-2002, 10:07 AM
Dear kinlaw6450!

Your nerd index is 32 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You probably hang out with other criminals.
Health:
You seem to suffer from sugar addiction.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.


Somehow I don't "completely" agree. :cool:

jrmasm
08-16-2002, 10:15 AM
The Nerd Test Evaluation Report
Dear Anne!
We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.
Domestic:
You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You would probably enjoy being a BOFH..


I didn't get a score!!!:( And what the heck is a BOFH????

nsyncraider17
08-16-2002, 10:22 AM
Dear Becca!

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.


um...no...:rolleyes:

tc
08-16-2002, 10:29 AM
I've always worried that I'm a nerd. Now I can rest easy.

Dear Kelli J. King!

Your nerd index is 11 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.

caitycaity
08-16-2002, 10:35 AM
i got a nerd diploma -- 55! :)

Kermit
08-16-2002, 02:24 PM
Dear Amy!

Your nerd index is 28 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You probably attend a lot of Star Trek conventions.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

daughter_of_amid_chaos
08-16-2002, 05:57 PM
Dear Norah!

Your nerd index is 16 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
You seem to suffer from sugar addiction.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.


Anybody else think this makes me sound like a ditz....:rolleyes:

iluvorlando
08-16-2002, 06:06 PM
Dear iluvorlando!

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

BabyLove99
08-16-2002, 06:08 PM
Your nerd index is 10 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.

mickey65
08-16-2002, 06:11 PM
The Nerd Test Evaluation Report
Dear Mickey65
We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.
Domestic:
You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You would probably enjoy being a BOFH..



:rolleyes:

SplshMtn99
08-16-2002, 06:19 PM
OK, tell me something I DIDN'T know. LOL

(B.S. in computer science -- LOL -- and married another geek -- LOL)


Dear SplshMtn99!

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Domestic:
You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
You seem to suffer from sugar addiction.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You would probably enjoy being a BOFH..

ugadog99
08-16-2002, 06:57 PM
Ugadog99, you are not a nerd. You are a girl. Well, DUH....;)

cotye
08-19-2002, 06:17 PM
Oh no! LOL

Dear cotye!

Your nerd index is 44 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a weenie.

Social:
You probably attend a lot of Star Trek conventions.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

Nikki_Nikki
08-19-2002, 06:26 PM
Dear Nikki!

Your nerd index is 13 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge. :mad:
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.

glo
08-19-2002, 06:32 PM
Dear glo!

Your nerd index is 21 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You probably attend a lot of Star Trek conventions.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.


Well thank goodness I am a girl, I wouold have never figured that out!!!

Grog
08-19-2002, 06:43 PM
Your nerd index is 30 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a jock.

Social:
You probably attend a lot of Star Trek conventions.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You should consider becoming a manager.

:bounce: :Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc :bounce: :Pinkbounc

Zurg
08-19-2002, 06:51 PM
another manager

glo
08-19-2002, 06:52 PM
yeah but what were you ZURG????

shep
08-19-2002, 10:46 PM
Dear shep!

Your nerd index is 46 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a weenie.

Domestic:
You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
Career:
You would probably enjoy being a BOFH..

Jeff in BigD
08-20-2002, 03:10 AM
LOL, is it possible to be an out of shape jock?

Dear geof!

Your nerd index is 8 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a jock.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.

Towncrier
08-20-2002, 06:42 AM
I'm a geek. And it must run in the family, because several weeks ago, my DD registered on the DIS as "ima geek".


We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a geek.

Domestic:
You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Social:
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
Health:
You might consider bringing your laptop out of doors for some fresh air.
Aptitude:
Putting on a tie is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You could exhibit yourself as a domesticated «hacker» on the talk-show circuit.

Catzeyes
08-20-2002, 08:25 AM
Dear Kathryn!

Your nerd index is 11 out of 100.

We're sorry, but you are not a nerd, you are a girl.

Social:
You seem to get a long best with minerals.
Health:
The surgeon general warns that high cholesterol may promote arteriosclerosis.
Aptitude:
Changing the battery in your flashlight is probably a major challenge.
Career:
You may have a potential in marketing.