The Official Haiku Thread. Feel free to contribute.

[Ricola]

They are fun to write
and not very difficult
Won't you join me now?

[debster812]

Hey Ric,

5, 7, 5 right? (syllables, right?) Phew, going into the Wayback Machine to my sophomore year creative writing class.

Debbie

[SDAngel101]

I am really bored
I want to do something fun
But no one is home

;) i remember writing these in Jr. High hehe

[adamak]

DIS-ing every night
Lime green ribbon flying high
Ears grow above head.

Yay. I made it. Ta da. :)

[JohnTBap]

The postman he comes

He leaves a token of love

He is my hero

[JohnTBap]

I am no poet

Your rejection will wound me

Will you not like it

[EROS]

Whither has fled the visionary gleam,

Where is it now, the glory and the dream????

[mrsv98]

Leave it to Eros

He must be the odd one out

Attention seeker :p

[Ricola]

The weather turned bad
An uncharted desert isle
Seven Castaways

[catsrule]

Simba is handsome.

Simba is Mister Handsome.

Simba is handsome.

[JohnTBap]

It is now morning
The harbor waits patiently
The boat will come soon

[snoopy]

Dear husband is home
Returned safely at long last
Thus, the Snoopy dance

:bounce:

[FairyGF]

boys sleep all morning

teenagers with wild dreams

don't open the bedroom door, no more

[snoopy]

And we remember
She will live on in our hearts
because we loved her

:(

[minniepumpernickel]

Ricola,

Has it vanished
The Rocky Horror clipart?
I loved it! :D

[snoopy]

The floor is empty
Save for me and my shadow
All alone at work

[KathiWithAnI]

four gifts from above
three boys and then a daughter
I love them dearly




Kathi

[nativetxn]

I have never tried
to do haiku before now
this will be my first

[nsyncraider17]

Should not be here now
Need to get ready for band
But I don't want to!

:teeth:

[Saffron]

Oh Kath, I'm with you
I have never tried before
I think we did fine.

[Ricola]

Haiku are such fun
You are all doing so well
Keep them coming please.

[Grog]

I like this DIS thread

I am glad I looked at it

Now on to more threads

:)

[CathyCanada]

When it comes to rhyme
Chipperdini is the best
But I can do this

:smooth: :Pinkbounc
CC

[snoopy]

And renga haiku requires
A seven seven response

[Sonya]

The gleaming castle
Fireworks shooting up, up
Mom, I hafta go

[Sonya]

Dole Whips, Beaver Tails
Mickey, Tigger, Epcot, Pooh
Hey, are we there yet?

[minniepumpernickel]

Quiet Sun
resting behind the hill
autumn is beginning:D

[SPAGo 98]

i want to eat lunch
i am so very hungry
some food would be good

[cotye]

I'm just being silly:


Mariah is great
She has sixteen number ones
Better than J.Ho

;)

[Teejay32]

My ode to my lunch:
chicken salad roll, with chips,
and many pickles.

I have no reason
to be hungry right now, but
it called from the fridge.

[danacara]

The soul holds firm. Through
Choking clouds of Pixie Dust,
Wernerville lives on!

[ckr]

Daughters are special
So willing to share their love
Please don't break their hearts

[ckr]

I am my Mother.
Travel, Shopping, and Jewels.
Our husbands are saints!

[FairyGF]

dog's got fleas
daughter's got athlete's foot
I went to CVS

[Grog]

Disneyland is West
Walt Disney World to the East
I wish I were there

[Ricola]

Once born on a whim
now with a life all its own
this thread continues

[Grog]

This thread stays alive
As long as people post more
It shall continue

[JohnTBap]

small fancy gold stars
vital to education
cause my tears to fall

[SPAGo 98]

i am so tired
i just got home from new york
my bed is calling

[nsyncraider17]

I am very bored
So I think I will post here
for something to do

[CookieGVB]

Sideshow Bob fears us
the Swan/Dolphin Cheerleaders
Don't you fear us too?

;)

[Sonya]

Wild flowers bloom
As the long trail grows steeper
I see the summit

[Sonya]

Palm trees in the sun
Kaki-gories calling me
Tea cups spinning fast

[Sonya]

Having too much fun
Follow this link to see more
I did not write them

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/spilley1/

Click on "Our kitties"
And scroll down to the bottom
They are humorous

[SDAngel101]

The day is over
Its time to get into bed
Not me, Im DISing

[whosezMN]

Normally, I lurk.
Then you post a haiku thread?
I have to join in.

[SDAngel101]

I'm leaving you now
The time has come for farewells
I'm going to bed

[oldkicker]

Ric said I should try
a Haiku here on the DIS
I promise I will.

[snoopy]

One fine August day,
Offers much for reflection,
Wish I had a porch

[stevets]

My head is
my only house.
Unless it rains.

-Don Van Vliet

[FairyGF]

A pillow and blanket
found in the downstairs bathtub
who nested there?

:)

[JohnTBap]

The telephone rings
I am not home to hear it
Precious message waits

[Boots]

Pumpkins are growing,
But alas there is no rain,
Pumpkinless again. :(


To clarify DH and I planted a couple of acres of pumpkins and if it doesn't rain soon there won't be any!!!!

[JohnTBap]

Heart in a blender
Whirring faster and faster
Whir whir whir whir whirrrrrrrr

[Ricola]

Today's date is odd
I have a job to do now
a difficult one

[CookieGVB]

Refillable mugs
They are bottomless, I swear
Use them forever



Just cracking myself up! :tongue:

[CookieGVB]

Six bodies per room
Where only four are allowed
Call security



Posted on behalf of FergieTCat :jester:

[CookieGVB]

The seat is too small
I squeeze my butt anyway
Southwest can kiss it

[Ricola]

Checking in at night
to tend this flowery thread
Cookie makes me LAUGH!

[Diva of Dragons]

Figment was removed
What on Earth were they thinking
Many DISer's sad

now....

Figment has returned
It sure took them long enough
Can't wait to see him ;)

[cotye]

So very bored now
All I can do now is DIS
Such fun I'm having.


:)

[cotye]

So very bored now
All I can do now is DIS
Such fun I'm having.


:)

[SPAGo 98]

my head hurts a lot
i am also quite tired
i should go to sleep

[epcotfan]

Expensive Disney
My wallet is empty now
I want to go back

:) :teeth: :)

[epcotfan]

If you push in line
I will get a cast member
You will have to leave!

[Ricola]

Start in Canada
Many empty beers later
Drink around the World

[Ricola]

Fish fish fish fish fish
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Fish fish fish fish fish



(hehe - Okay, I plagiarized this one. :):))

[CookieGVB]

I ask Ricola
Who the hell are the Wiggles?
Do I want to know?

[Ricola]

Four from down under
They sing and dance for children
On Playhouse Disney

Watch them if you can
They can be entertaining
For adults also

[CookieGVB]

PBJ? Hot cat?
A decision must be made
PBJ it is!!



(yes, I'm beating the hot cat thing to death...) :tongue:

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Ricola
Fish fish fish fish fish
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Fish fish fish fish fish



(hehe - Okay, I plagiarized this one. :):))

Haiku, like my child
Part of my very being
Now stolen from me

[alabamaalan]

I lost my Goofy
He hung on my antenna
Beware the car wash!

[Dodie]

Two months til Disney.
How will I ever make it?
Each time is precious.

[minniepumpernickel]

Beware of the bees
They are a swarming frenzy
wish it would rain!

;) :D :D

[nsyncraider17]

Summer is over
Almost time for school to start
Time to go shopping!

[JohnTBap]

Friday is here now
Bringing sadness and sorrow
Come 8 31

[JohnTBap]

Rise from the ashes
Haiku thread that was no more
Now bring joy to all

[browneyes]

Do I hafta do a Haiku on this thread?:( I might hurt myself or someone if I hafta Haiku.:teeth:

[JohnTBap]

OMG Shannon, you sound like my kids at school.

YES - it's a HAIKU thread!!!

[JohnTBap]

Browneyed Georgia girl
Is a good friend to many
She tells no secrets

[browneyes]

I don't know how to Haiku.:o

[JohnTBap]

It's all in the syllables

5

7

5


GO FOR IT! :)

[browneyes]

There once was a girl
from ;)

Should I finish it?;)

[JohnTBap]

Sure, finish it. Just don't contradict the above Haiku that refers to you! :)

[browneyes]

There once was a girl
From Texas who cheered up
a girl from Georgia.:teeth:

How'd I do? How'd I do?:tongue:

[Nutsy]

My DS just wrote one of these for his English assignment. Wish I could find it. I'd post it if I could.:D

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by browneyes
There once was a girl
From Texas who cheered up
a girl from Georgia.:teeth:

How'd I do? How'd I do?:tongue:

It may just be the best yet! ;)

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Nutsy
My DS just wrote one of these for his English assignment. Wish I could find it. I'd post it if I could.:D

You can make your own, Nutsy! :):):)

[Ricola]

I'll go to the mall
And park in the Texas Lot
To get something nice.

:)

[browneyes]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
It may just be the best yet! ;)
;)

[Ricola]

The grades are posted
Teacher likes Shannon's the best.
That is SO unfair.

[browneyes]

Ricola is glum
Please do not fret, I am sure
you'll outdo me yet!:bounce:

[alabamaalan]

I'm sitting in class
Change is inevitable
Here comes Win XP!

[JohnTBap]

Re-read the haiku
Qualifiers are your friend
You missed the word "may"

[Ricola]

Orange sunset burns
Then cool darkness comes softly
Shy stars are revealed.

Waves lap at my feet
Icy clear air surrounds me
Will the photo work?

The constellations
Once alone are made dimmer
The moon spoils my fun

[alabamaalan]

Coming into work
When everyone is gone
I must check backups!

[alabamaalan]

Read today's haikus
They reveal my profession
Will you take a guess?

[Ricola]

I will not venture
to guess at your profession
I'm glad it's not mine. ;)

[JohnTBap]

I will try to guess
Your profession sounds like one
of a Geek I know

[alabamaalan]

Did you say a Geek?
That cuts to my very core!
Darn stereotypes.

[JohnTBap]

To me the word that
Cuts to your very core is
not a negative

:)

[alabamaalan]

Geek is not that bad,
Sometimes it is an honor
And the pay is good!

[Ricola]

If there were more Macs
You would be out of a job
and WASHING windows. ;)

[alabamaalan]

You are an artist?
To be completely honest
I prefer Unix

[FergieTCat]

My mother visits
Seven days I spend cleaning
And yet she'll find dust

[Ricola]

Mothers are like that
Sometimes they only see dirt
And not the nice things.

[CookieGVB]

Dust is not my friend
My sinuses kill me
My son dusts for me. :)

[JohnTBap]

Saturday morning
is a very good time for
Poly Tonga Toast

[Ricola]

Seven Geese flying
In the shape of letter V
Why must Winter come?

[Ricola]

Unix is okay
But grep don't make my pixels
pop for my clients.

;)

[alabamaalan]

Isadore moves in
For those of you near the coast
Here's some Pixie Dust
* * * * *
* * * *
* * *

[JohnTBap]

Do not fall asleep
With the windows open or
You fail history

[stevets]

A blind child
Guided by his mother,
Admires the cherry blossoms.

-KIKAKU
translated by kenneth rexroth

[JohnTBap]

I wake up often
In the secret hours we shared
And you are still gone