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browneyes
08-05-2002, 11:11 AM
GOD LOVES YOU
FIRE ANT KILLER
I just saw this on a sign at the local hardware store. Now I know God loves everyone, why do you suppose the hardware store was just targeting fire ant killers? I have a good mind (or a strange one;) ) to call and ask them.;)
Hope everyone is having a great Monday afternoon.:wave:
Annie&Hallie'sMom
08-05-2002, 11:15 AM
Does that mean that God only loves the Fire Ant Killer? I don't have any fire ants to kill! Does that mean God doesn't love me???? :eek: :confused: :confused: :eek:
Hnymoon@Dixie
08-05-2002, 11:39 AM
C'mon...its Monday & I can't think on Monday's!;)
I have no clue!
browneyes
08-05-2002, 11:40 AM
Yeah, but what about spider killers, brown bag?Well, Petunia, I guess that means I'm not included according to that hardware store.;)
If "GOD" loves alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll living things, how can he/she love a KILLER?????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: .
I smell some hypocrisy here.............soooooooooooooooo what else is new?????:confused: :confused: :confused:
Hnymoon@Dixie
08-05-2002, 11:45 AM
It sounds like one of those things you should take a picture of & send in to Dave Letterman!
browneyes
08-05-2002, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by EROS
If "GOD" loves alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll living things, how can he/she love a KILLER?????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: .
I smell some hypocrisy here.............soooooooooooooooo what else is new?????:confused: :confused: :confused:
Oh, EROS, you know you love murderin' Fire Ant Killers too.;)
Hnymoon@Dixie, that sounds like a great idea!
browneyes
08-05-2002, 11:59 AM
http://www.photovault.com/Link/Orders/Flora/Flowers/OFFVolume07/OFFV07P09_01.0754.jpg
Daisies, I mean, days like these I just dunno.;)
No, no, silly people!!;) You have it all wrong:
God Loves You - but - the store is going to Fire an Ant Killer employee!! Because obviously they weren't spreading the "love".;)
Pam
browneyes
08-05-2002, 12:26 PM
Hey, my eyes are brown, not black. Well sometimes they have a funky green cast to them, but you don't wanna see that (that's a sure sign I'm sad or mad). See yah Magnolia-clean out your pm box before you go.;) Oh, btw, I think I hijacked my own thread. I just let you help.;)
Pam, that makes sense. I might go down there and check out the firin'. Do you think they use matches, candles or lamps to do that?
gemmie214
08-05-2002, 12:29 PM
Maybe the sign was targeting one particular Fire Ant Killer that was not feeling as if he were loved by God and asked God for a sign of his love and the next thing you know there is a sign;)
Shannon,
I suspect butane lighters with :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D faces plastered all over them!!;)
Pam
browneyes
08-05-2002, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by gemmie214
Maybe the sign was targeting one particular Fire Ant Killer that was not feeling as if he were loved by God and asked God for a sign of his love and the next thing you know there is a sign;)
Oh, I like that explanation, Jana.:) I hope whomever he/she is feels loved now.:p
Pam, I think they sell those at Walmart instead of at my local hardware store.;)
MFMcLeach
08-05-2002, 12:42 PM
You called? ;) (Got the busy signal, didn't ya :p) I've killed some fire ants (and monster spiders, too, before they carried me off ;)) in my day. ;)
browneyes
08-05-2002, 01:06 PM
Are you Brian or are you Heather in Brian's clothing?;) Are you the fire ant killer in question here?:p
MFMcLeach
08-05-2002, 01:26 PM
?????? (http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=179226&highlight=personality)
browneyes
08-05-2002, 01:30 PM
:wave: Hello Shannon.;)
MFMcLeach
08-05-2002, 01:35 PM
Shannon? :confused: :confused: :confused:
There was a guy in my auto body class in H.S. named Shannon.
cotye
08-05-2002, 09:01 PM
LOL!!! :)
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