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08-05-2002, 09:46 AM
"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off. It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres.
- Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer.
"My sister is expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an aunt or an uncle."
- Chuck Nevitt NCS basketball player.
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State coach
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Same coach as above.
"You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
-same coach as above (Are you getting the picture?)
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out 2 +2 = 10 or something."
- Dennis Rodman NBA
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers baseball player
"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra, NYY
- Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer.
"My sister is expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an aunt or an uncle."
- Chuck Nevitt NCS basketball player.
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State coach
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Same coach as above.
"You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there."
-same coach as above (Are you getting the picture?)
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out 2 +2 = 10 or something."
- Dennis Rodman NBA
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers baseball player
"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra, NYY