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SuiteDisney
08-02-2002, 07:10 PM
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch
from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter,
"I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I
just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook
looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I
intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"