Swimming Question

[mrsapalm]

I heard that you used to be able to skinny dip in River Country. I know RC is closed now, so is there any other place to go skinny dipping in WDW?

[Melika77]

the bathroom! {Sorry...wdw is a family vacation spot!}

melissa

[GEM]

I can't imagine skinny dipping in River Country as it's a pretty crowded water park full of people! It's closed now, anyway.

I guess you could try sneaking into one of the lakes at night, but it sure would be embarassing to be caught by the Disney police - not to mention the snakes and gators!

If I were you, I keep my clothes on and stick to the pools.;)

[froggy12]

This is disney...that's kind of revolting...i don't believe you can go skinny dipping...lol...are you joking?

[Spartan]

Does losing your swimsuit on Summit Plummit count?

[mrsapalm]

Just something I heard... didn't want to post on the Rumors board because something like this might get lost in the shuffle over there. I know there's a nudist colony outside of Orlando, but this is something different. Anyway, I just wanted to check into it.... wondering how many nudists go to WDW and if there is some kind of "gathering place."

[jimmybop]

Originally posted by Spartan
Does losing your swimsuit on Summit Plummit count?

thats mostly just topless ;)


.......Not that I know or seen it or anything:eek:

[froggy12]

Hey Jimmybop- sure, right, sure...i'm sure you weren't looking or anything...lol

-Kaitlyn

[froggy12]

Hey Jimmybop- sure, right, sure...i'm sure you weren't looking or anything...lol

-Kaitlyn

[WDW2002]

Skinny dipping at Disney, interesting but not likely to be "disney sponsered" activity.

[MickeyBabe]

I understand those Nudists you mentioned gather at 20K lagoon at Midnight on the First Thursday after each New Moon for just what you are looking for ;)
...... that's what I've been told. :rolleyes:

[ozzel]

There really outta be more skinny dipping opportunities at WDW - I mean, geez, that Florida sun gets HOT. Nothing like cooling down the 'ole birthday suit in Bay Lake! I'm sure there are those out there who agree.

[MickeyBabe]

You know, Mrs A... when OT hears about this DJen and Jas are going to have to chase him all over WDW trying to cover him with yellow ponchos!!! :eek:

OT is not one to miss any opporunity :rolleyes:

:smooth:

[mrsapalm]

Naaah Naaah.... can't catch me..... I've gone wild on the shores of SSL. Bring binoculars if you don't believe me....
Naaah Naaaahh! :earseek:

[Jinnyboom]

I hear that skinny dipping will be permitted at the lake surrounding CBR from September 8 through the remainder of the year!!!

:teeth:

[zurgswife]

I think there would have been to many peopel there to pull that stunt off at WDW....maybe at a hotel at midnight....but I think you still could pretty much count on getting caught by security...

[wdwoldtimer]

Disney is one of the most forward thinking and open corporations out there. They strive to accommodate everyone - including nudists such as mrsapalm. (or were you asking for "a friend" and not yourself, mrsA? ;) )
I think they would be more than glad to accommodate any nudity requests. I'd bet you could get some sort of special dispensation from The Eisner for nudity in Disney property. In fact, this is not such an unusual request when you think about it. C'mon...raise your hands...who else besides me has thought about riding ToT buck naked?? How many people want to strip down to their birthday suits when riding the Kali River Rapids? Eh? See? I bet a lot of hands just went up.

You know I bet there's just some simple form you have to fill out to get a special Park Hopper pass or something.

Anyone know where to get the WDW Naked Park Hopper Passes? Can you get them online or at your local Disney Store?

[ozzel]

OK - we need to schedule a 'dip' nite at WDW - MrsA, you get a list of names and times when we can all meet you!

[wdwoldtimer]

Aha!! See what I mean?? Everyone wants to get nekkid in the World. I'm guessing Zurg and Zurg's wife did the 'ol "skinny dip at midnight" thing before. So what happened with security, Mrs Z? Did they ask to see your Nudity Pass?

[MickeyBabe]

OT you rapscallion ;) .......... All of those ups and downs on ToT... very interesting....
Kali River Rapids and Spalsh Mountian... now that you mention it... you wouldn't have to worry about running around with wet undies or squishy tennis shoes.

Kim :wave: oh...oh...oh... sign me up too!

[Princess Michelle]

We used to have a poster here by the name of "NudiePatootie" maybe ya'll should look them up... :rolleyes:

[tnkrbell]

LOL LOL LOL :D

[Saffron]

DISsers skinny dipping in WDW??? I don't think so .... where would we pin/tie/hang our lime green ribbon??? :confused: :confused: :p :p

[mrsapalm]

Thanks to all who are backing me up on this one.... let's not forget our sunscreen for our daytime jaunts.
OT - tell me how your ToT ride goes.... it leaves lots to the imagination.
Mbabe - good point on the squeaky shoes.
Kim - I'm all over that "dip night" idea... sign up with me, folks!
Saffron - We're all imaginative people... where would YOU put your ribbon? :p
I'm looking forward to cannonballing my way into history!!
-MrsAPalm
-Hoping to host the first-ever WDWWDS Nudarama!!!!

[Granny]

Mrs P....I'm shocked!! :earseek: :earseek:

But now that you mention it, that would certainly explain Mickeys disappearing pants! ;)

[MickeyBabe]

Saffron... like MrsA pointed out we are resourceful people... how about putting that green ribbon on using an earring... or navel piercing if applicable ;)

[Higgs22]

Well....now the secret is out...we now know why 20,000 Leagues was closed....after all--you can't have the kids in the subs seeing all those nudists taking a dip!!!!

Attention WDWWDS members...(and ONLY WDWWDS members...if you want to join--please visit the WDW Water thread and ask for member services)...for all those WDWWDS members who want to take a nude skinny dip in the 20K Lagoon...please sign up for the monthly "Nude After Hours Swim Among the Fake Rocks and Fish"...the swims are set for the night of the full moon at midnight....where we leave the super secret WDWWDS VIP suite, strip down, and swim all night!!!!

BTW...after extensive research, we have determined that the IASW water is much too shallow for nude swimming....people have been getting hurt!!!!

Thank you for your cooperation....

[Miss Jasmine]

omg, OT I refuse to ride ToT buck naked. Sheesh. Kali perhaps. Anyway, I am surprised no one has ever thought about this before. Maybe we can rent out a park for a night or something. We need Jen to get on this and check it out.

[mrsapalm]

Those "action shots" that are sold on certain rides will be a gas to purchase on Nudie Nite!
-MrsAPalm

[DisneyJen]

Give me day or two to check with my sources to see what it will cost for us to rent the parks, maybe one, for the Nudarama. Let me know what park you all are interested in:smooth:

[mrsapalm]

What park has the most "water sources?" We can multi-task!
-MrsAPalm

[yensid1071]

Well, I never thought of this, but I'm sure this would be a popular event!! Let's see.... as far as where to put the ribbons, as MBabe said, I suppose we'd find out who's pierced and who isn't. ;) Or you can pin it to a lanyard if you do any pin trading. Just be careful of the pinbacks on those things! :eek:

One question, should WDW provide "drying" stations for those who do not want to stay soaked? After all, they currently provide plenty of places to get wet (between attractions & the "cooling" stations). They could put up heat lamps (during winter) or have towels (rest of the year) available for use.

[MickeyBabe]

Funny you'd mention that Jay ... when we were at WDW last January there were large Heated fans near Kali River Rapids for just that purpose!!!

But on the special Nude Days... I wouldn't stand too close to those fan blades :rolleyes: It may smart a bit! ;)

And I thought Nude meant No Lanyards either. :confused: I guess we would have to rent a locker for our room cards!!!

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by MickeyBabe

And I thought Nude meant No Lanyards either. :confused: I guess we would have to rent a locker for our room cards!!!
Oooooo.... good point! But where would we keep the money to pay for the locker? :confused: How about a special wrist-wallet or something? Just want to make sure we have money handy in case we get the urge for a Dole Whip & don't want to go all the way to the front of the park. :) Maybe, for those who *must* pin trade, we could also create a wrist lanyard. Or are we looking at zero tolerance enforcement? All these details...... It's just too much.....

[mrsapalm]

I would venture to say, the less amount of accessorizing, the better... that way the nudity is authenticated by the absence of clutter. The ladies could tie their hair up in lime green ribbons, the men could.... {blushing} figure it out...
I would recommend good walking shoes though... even streakers lace up in order to better support their toesies.
Mbabe's right about the lockers... and that way WDW would be slightly increasing their profit margin by guaranteed locker rentals!
-MrsAPalm

[Higgs22]

One question, do you think we can get Little Mikey Eisner to lead the 9 p.m. all nude version of the Main St. Electrical Parade???
Just wondering....

[mrsapalm]

I personally think he'd be extremely honored and arrive with *bells on.* :p
-MrsAPalm

[MickeyBabe]

OK ...they will need to install those eye scanning devices for all purchases.... after all Disney won't want to mi$$ any merchandi$ing opportunitie$.... this would cover Dole Whips, Lockers and any other Buying needs ;)

I heard a rumor that the will be selling towels... to be sent to you room after drying off! Maybe we could get our logo embroidered on them!!!

I was wondering the average evening temperature of 20K Lagoon.... could get cold.... no...no... let's not go there :eek:

:smooth:

[wdwoldtimer]

Being the generous and good hearted person that I am, I will voluteer my time during the event to be the Official Dry-Off person. I'll bring a stack of towels from the now defunct DVTC (Disney Vacation Towel Club) that I started last year. (sigh, membership dwindled once Granny started up his free chalk based parade reservation services)

So I have Dry-Off duty covered. Ahem....female guests only please. All you guys can dry yourselves off!

[SuiteDisney]

If you plan on skinny dipping during the day, be sure to bring extra sun screen. :teeth:

I plan on gettin' nekkid in the jacuzzi in the villa.

I'm all for riding ToT topless - sounds like an easy way to lose 20 years of gravity. :teeth:

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by ***********

I plan on gettin' nekkid in the jacuzzi in the villa.

Boardwalk or Wilderness Lodge? ;)

[Kama89]

This thread is more than my innocent eyes can take. I'm so embarrassed!!! ;)

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
This thread is more than my innocent eyes can take. I'm so embarrassed!!! ;)
I know it's tough Kim, but just hang in there. ;) I know you can do it!! So, does this mean you'll be joining in the fun of the first annual Nudarama? ;)

[Higgs22]

This thread is getting good.......and I have an announcement....just for the Nudearama...the WDWWDS will be raising the the tempature in the 20 K Lagoon to a comfy 81 degrees.....we want to avoid "shrinkage" for our male guests....;)BTW OT--can I help with the towel service...pleeeeease!

[Jeff in BigD]

Originally posted by mrsapalm
Anyway, I just wanted to check into it.... wondering how many nudists go to WDW and if there is some kind of "gathering place."
Just go to Hippy Hollow in Austin & be done with it. I promise seeing a bunch of stinky unkept hippies will end the curiousity or facination uber-fast.

[EROS]

Originally posted by mrsapalm
so is there any other place to go skinny dipping in WDW?

I offered an earlier answer which was deleted by the moderator/censor squad:p:p :p :p . Sooooooooooooo, I'd suggest that you enter EPCOT, walk over to FRANCE, and ask for "Henri".............he's the one who has the maps and pics of the best WDW secluded ponds:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: ......

[mrsapalm]

Ladies - I feel all warm in my heart since OT and Higgs have so generously offered to handle Dry Off Duties, but we need someone to towel off the menfolk... any volunteers?
Sunscreen will be provided in abundance... be sure to reapply every few hours during the day. We shall also provide bug spray (with DEET) in order to ward off any mosquito activity (OUCH).
-MrsAPalm

[Miss Jasmine]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
Being the generous and good hearted person that I am, I will voluteer my time during the event to be the Official Dry-Off person.

What a sacrifice. :rolleyes:

[Granny]

Originally posted by Kama89
This thread is more than my innocent eyes can take. I'm so embarrassed!!! ;) Kama....you don't fool us! We see in your avatar that you're "partial to spandex". That doesn't sound like an embarrassed wall flower to us! ;)

OT...the DVTC is coming back strong. Lots of new members with the Beach Club Villas opening up, all looking for those free towels. I'd offer to help you with the dry off duties but I was planning on handling the lifeguard duty, including the all-important underwater safety patrol in my scuba gear.

[SuiteDisney]

yensid - that would be at the Boardwalk. :) We're not DVC members, but it's our favorite place to stay at WDW. We'll be there 17-24! Yippee!

[wdwoldtimer]

Higgsy, we may need some sort of feedback on your anti-shrinkage process in the 20K Leagues Lagoon. How else will we know it's working?!?

I propose we post Jas at the entrance to record pre-dip measurements and get Jen one of Granny's spare scuba suits for some real time data acquisition. Oh yeah...and get them both rulers!

I can't imagine that EROS got a post deleted! Who wants to tell me what was said?!?

[Miss Jasmine]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
I propose we post Jas at the entrance to record pre-dip measurements and get Jen one of Granny's spare scuba suits for some real time data acquisition. Oh yeah...and get them both rulers!
I think I am answering for Jen as well since she is not here...

I DO NOT THINK SO!!!!!!!! :o

Ummm plus how can we be sure that the pre-dip measurements will be accurate and not skewed in some manner. ;)

[wdwoldtimer]

Well everyone knows, Jas, when trying to take accurate measurements you need to..err...un-skew the item you are measuring.

C'mon, you can do it....it can't be that hard. ;)

[mrsapalm]

Will the findings from this data collection be added to the R&D database?
Should we declare a "no cannonball" rule - or is that to each person's discretion? So much planning to do....
-MrsAPalm
It all started with a mission...

[Miss Jasmine]

Originally posted by wdwoldtimer
C'mon, you can do it....it can't be that hard. ;)

:eek: :confused: :earseek:

[MickeyBabe]

Now just for the record I AM NOT volunteering for this mission...after all I will be looking for Mickey's Shorts that night... but I am familiar with the correct method for Jen and Jas to use....

Like OT mentioned... first you (ahem ) :eek: Un-skew the item being measured and adhere a piece of duct tape to keep things from becommong skewed again..... measure...... and lastly.....remove the duct tape with a swift upward motion..... using this method there is no reason to do any underwater follow up... trust me... shrinkage and un-shrinkage won't be a problem... (Can you say lame duck?).... So guys... any takers??????

:smooth:

[DisneyJen]

I was never veery good at math ... And Jas definitely spoke for me.

[Higgs22]

OK...after reading some of the more recent posts...I have directed the R&D department to fix any shrinkage problems to avoid any potential injury (duct tape...OUCH!)

So, I am happy to report that the 20K "shrinkage" problem has been solved...the water will be heated to 85 degrees (Farenheit...NOT Celcius...in case our Canadian friends were wondering :))
That warm tempertaure will ensure that all male members of the Nudarama will have no problems....and NO DUCT TAPE WILL BE NECESSARY!!!!!!!!

[wdwoldtimer]

Jen was never good at it....I guess you could say she sucked at it.

[DisneyJen]

OT I thought that was our secret:rolleyes: Now I am going have to tell tales out of school as well ... about the incredibly shrinking OT and stage fright

[wdwoldtimer]

BTW.....any moderators getting ready to pull the plug...we're talking about math here.

At least I am.

[Miss Jasmine]

You mean how Jen sucks at math...I thought everyone already knew that.

[DisneyJen]

See there was this one time OT was using his slide rule in a Mathmatica bee (sorta like a spelling bee) and he got so nervous with the spotlight on him that he blew the calculation. It wasn't pretty. So he no longer competes in Mathmatica and we won't be doing math at Nudaram.

[Miss Jasmine]

Those slide rules can be tricky, especially when you are using it for the first time.

I guess that's why we don't use slide rules anymore, instead we use battery operated devices.

[wdwoldtimer]

Ahh you kids nowadays!! Slide rules can still do anything those battery operated gizmos can do. You just have to know how to operate them. Give em a little maintenance and they'll do the job for years and years. For example, sometimes the slide part sticks a little...it gets like that from using it too much. I find if you apply a little lubricant to the sides, it slides in and out much smoother.

I dunno how we got on this MATH tangent here....well at least it's been educational.

[Higgs22]

Allright now kids...enough fun...

Do I have to seperate all of you????

There will be no math in the 20K Lagoon...I aint cleaning up all of those slide rules!!!! ;)

Play nice now kids, and you can all have a turkey leg...

[mrsapalm]

I'm a wee bit confused at all of this math... so we still don't have any takers for Official Nudarama Towel-Dry Artists - Female Division? :p
BTW - I don't think we've set a date yet, have we? Can someone check on park availability?
-MrsAPalm

[DisneyJen]

Higgsy you are no fun ... if you ban the slide rules we have to worry about premature calculations as well as eroneus calculations which means we'll have to clear the lagoon.

No eating in the pool either!!

[Higgs22]

Hey...I'm always up for fun...slide rules for everyone...

And while there is no eating...Dole Whips are fine! :)

[Miss Jasmine]

Don't ya just hate those premature calculations??!!??!!

[Higgs22]

I don't know...I always calculate on time......execpt when I'm tired...:)

[wdwoldtimer]

I think I'm going to report this thread to a moderator....it's becoming too technical. Or maybe it should be booted to the Education board. All this math!! This is crossing the line!! We were talking about being naked in WDW and these people start talking about MATH!!!

You should all be banned.

[Miss Jasmine]

OT, are you saying you should be banned? As I recall you started this with the suggestion of some hands on data aquisition.

[DisneyJen]

Sheesh OT ... next thing you know you will be telling us that we have to go in a particular order and ride in particular vechiles and go to particular parks ... oh wait that is the trivia thread:p

Still waiting on votes for which park you want me to check availability.

[mrsapalm]

How about checking on MGM... nudie ToT is too irresistable!
-MrsAPalm

[MickeyBabe]

MrsA... Not enough water at MGM... afterall, Skinney Dipping is our prime objective ;)

I heard a rumor that Higgs is bringing Paul Reubens to the Nudarama ... He said that he is a nice guy, but... there are just too many theater type attractions and pre-shows at WDW.... :rolleyes: ....and he is one of those compulsive Math Geeks!!!! :eek:

:smooth:

[mrsapalm]

Then perhaps we should shoot for MK... there's a good variety of swimmin' holes there (lotsa high-quality H2O as well).
I sincerely hope that Higgs decides to leave his odd, touchy-feely friend behind for this event. I think it will make the others uncomfortable to celebrate Nudarama the Proper Way in the presence of, ahem, a celebrity of That Caliber. ;) ;)
-MrsAPalm

[Higgs22]

I object!

I never said I was bringing Pee Wee to Nudearama!!!!!
I don't even know the man....BUT I will be bringing celebrities to the event.....Winona Ryder (someone needs to steal the towels...) and Bea Arthur will be the special guests at Nudearama!!! Enjoy!

[mrsapalm]

Wait a tic - now I love those old crusty ladies as much as the next person, but Bea Arthur is taking it a bit too far, don't you think? Could you at least settle for an old lady that is semi-attractive? This could make people think twice about attending! I'm very, very scared.
-MrsAPalm

[Higgs22]

Sorry...Bea is already on the posters that we will be hanging in the WDWWDS headquarters!!!

[mrsapalm]

Well, her presence may be the train wreck that could draw more people... or the train wreck that makes everyone lose their appetite.
Quick... someone with connections needs to find a hot celebrity or two to balance Bea Arthur out! This could get messy!
-MrsAPalm

[wdwoldtimer]

MrsA....err...which caliber do you think Pee-Wee is? Is he a Magnum? And are you sure he isn't just shooting blanks?

Winona Ryder - Yes!!! Just remind me to put my wallet in a locker when she arrives.

Bea Arthur - NO!!! There is no way I'm drying her/him off! You might as well invite Janet Reno instead....same effect, but he/she's already in Florida, so it'll be cheaper for us to bring him/her in for the event. And you better be careful, maybe those two are dating and we'll get em both.

[DisneyJen]

Sheesh ... if Reno comes then Elton John will want to provide the music and the mental image of him playing nude it well ... I think I need a Dole Whip-arita.

Maybe we need to have a Gay Days Nudarama the first weekend in June and then another Nudarama for non gays?

[Higgs22]

OK...I have big news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have more celebrities signed to appear at Nudearama!!

Besides Winona Ryder and Bea Arthur..we now can confirm the appearances of Sir Elton John, Micheal Jackson, Natalie Portman (for all you "Star Wars" fans), Queen Elizabeth II, Rosie O' Donnell, and Roseanne!!!

This is getting bigger all the time!!!

I hope the 20K Lagoon is big enough for all these stars...

Look for more big announcements coming soon!

[mrsapalm]

Oh my. My, my, my. What has this become?
My, my, my, my, my.
-MrsAPalm

[Higgs22]

BTW..for you ladies out there...we are working on getting Jerry Springer and Gary Coleman to appear...it looks good for both...

BIG NEWS...Jennifer Aniston has just signed for Nudearama...

Unfortunately, her husband, Brad Pitt has a softball game that day and can't appear!

[MickeyBabe]

I think the event should be limited to WDWWDS and WDWSDS members only. (and thier significant others of course if desired).... After all I don't skinney dip with just anybody!!!! :eek:

I guess we don't need arguments and rumors to get OT to show up on this thread..... anytime he hears math.... his ears perk right up. :rolleyes:

Higgs, OT ... While on drying duty... If you find Mickey's towel... please take it back to "Mickey's Closet" .... he is under the impression that we all dropped the ball... I assurred him we are doing all we can. ;)