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ILUVDXL
08-01-2002, 10:58 AM
These may not be as bad as yesterday's, but here goes anyway.

"The people in the Navy look on Motherhood as being compatible with being a worman."
- James R. Hogg, Rear Admiral (At least he didn't think it was a man)

"Sit by a homely girl and you'll look better by comparison."
- Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983 (cute)

"The world is more like it is now thnit ever has before."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower (Huh?)

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle (Wow! did he expect someone else to live there?)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Mother and Father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
-Chuck Person, NBA player

CathyCanada
08-01-2002, 11:26 AM
Oh these are FUNNY!!!! Gotta love those that overstate the obvious.."China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

Thanks for the laughs, Kathy!
CC

glo
08-01-2002, 11:30 AM
"Sit by a homely girl and you'll look better by comparison."

What a class act.....BUT...I think I will try to remember that. ;)

Princess Michelle
08-01-2002, 11:38 AM
Too funny! :)

Hnymoon@Dixie
08-01-2002, 11:40 AM
I LOVE the one from Miss America!!!:jester:

cotye
08-01-2002, 06:35 PM
LOL! :)