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SuiteDisney
07-29-2002, 01:30 PM
His Last Wishes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to
speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.

"Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then, I can rest in peace'."

"What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked.

"The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this
money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably."

"The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for a nice funeral 'I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending."

"And the third envelope?" asked her friends. "The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone.'"

Holding her hand in the air, Tillie said... "So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond ring.

nativetxn
07-29-2002, 02:45 PM
okay, I <b>really</b> liked this one ;)

olena
07-29-2002, 03:14 PM
Atta girl! LOL!!!!!!!

Fantasia Girl
07-29-2002, 03:15 PM
;)

disnee15
07-29-2002, 03:17 PM
HAHA!

missymouse3367
07-29-2002, 06:14 PM
I think I shall ask my DH to take notes from this. :D

shep
07-30-2002, 12:13 AM
I don't get it???:confused:
:rolleyes: ;)

SDAngel101
07-30-2002, 12:14 AM
HAHA something my best friend would do.

kejoda
07-30-2002, 12:18 AM
:teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

daughter_of_amid_chaos
07-30-2002, 12:36 AM
LOL!

Colleen A.
07-30-2002, 05:32 AM
That's funny! I'm going to copy it and give it to my dad to take to the "old people" (as he calls them- he's 83!:rolleyes: ) at the senior center!! They get a kick out of these!!

cotye
07-30-2002, 01:34 PM
LOL! :)

catsrule
07-31-2002, 12:57 AM
:p

Jeff in BigD
07-31-2002, 02:41 AM
LOL

. o O (note to self: be extremely specific when writing your will) ;)

yepod
07-31-2002, 05:40 AM
:D