SPAGo 98
07-28-2002, 10:54 PM
Handguns Vs Women
Reasons why a handgun is better than a woman:
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
You can have a handgun at home and another for
the road.
If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him
so, he will be impressed and let you try a few
rounds with it.
Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have
a backup.
Your handgun will stay with you even if you are
out of ammo.
A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Handguns function normally every day of the month.
A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look
fat?"
A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after
you're done using it.
You can have more than one handgun living in the
same house without having problems.
A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger
is.
A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are
a "little fast on the trigger"...
Reasons why a handgun is better than a woman:
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
You can trade a .44 for two .22's.
You can have a handgun at home and another for
the road.
If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him
so, he will be impressed and let you try a few
rounds with it.
Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have
a backup.
Your handgun will stay with you even if you are
out of ammo.
A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Handguns function normally every day of the month.
A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look
fat?"
A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after
you're done using it.
You can have more than one handgun living in the
same house without having problems.
A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger
is.
A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are
a "little fast on the trigger"...