SuiteDisney
07-25-2002, 01:18 PM
The entire congregation came out to hear the preacher's
first sermon. It lasted eight minutes. The next Sunday
the preacher's sermon was forty-five minutes. His third
sermon was two and a half hours.
The pulpit committee called the preacher in and said,
"What is happening here?"
The preacher replied, "Well, on the first Sunday I had
just had all of my teeth pulled. My mouth was sore, so my
sermon was short. The next week, I had my new dentures and
I was feeling fine."
The committee leader said, "But your third sermon was two
and a half hours long!"
"Oh, yes," the preacher responded. "The third week, I
picked up my wife's dentures by mistake."
first sermon. It lasted eight minutes. The next Sunday
the preacher's sermon was forty-five minutes. His third
sermon was two and a half hours.
The pulpit committee called the preacher in and said,
"What is happening here?"
The preacher replied, "Well, on the first Sunday I had
just had all of my teeth pulled. My mouth was sore, so my
sermon was short. The next week, I had my new dentures and
I was feeling fine."
The committee leader said, "But your third sermon was two
and a half hours long!"
"Oh, yes," the preacher responded. "The third week, I
picked up my wife's dentures by mistake."