SuiteDisney
07-25-2002, 01:09 PM
After having their 11th child, a couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So
the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and
his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in
a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me.
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So
the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and
his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,
was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in
a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10.
The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
man in the world, but I don't see how putting a
firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me.
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.