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OrlandoMike
08-12-2009, 02:44 AM
Got to report for Jury Duty at 8am! :scared1:

I'm gonna throw some senior citizen off a computer and hopefully play with you guys all day!

I'm gonna need some serious entertainment!
jamieandben
08-12-2009, 06:20 AM
We can get Wally to strip for ya.:banana:
OrlandoMike
08-12-2009, 06:26 AM
Ok I got home from work at 1:30, got to bed at 3:00, but I'm up!

Just filled out the form....

I dont see a box that says "Tired, grumpy, and in need of coffee" to get me out of this!

Hmmmmm:confused3
OrlandoMike
08-12-2009, 07:45 AM
Hmmmm

By looking over the court house, it seems crime does pay!
DVC~OKW~96
08-12-2009, 08:35 AM
I just did a stint of jury duty (Orange County). I was lucky and was out of there by 1:00 pm.

Are you at Osceola County?
mikelan6
08-12-2009, 09:27 AM
They provide computers for the jury pool there???
wallyb
08-12-2009, 10:14 AM
We can get Wally to strip for ya.:banana:


I will NOT :mad:

Not for free.
Jaxpiper
08-12-2009, 10:16 AM
Tell the judge: "If he was doing more than 5 mph over the speed limit....FRY HIM"

that should do the trick....:thumbsup2
rustyp
08-12-2009, 10:26 AM
I will NOT :mad:

Not for free.


I have see what I'm paying for before I spend the money. :lmao:
wallyb
08-12-2009, 10:30 AM
I have see what I'm paying for before I spend the money. :lmao:

What do you think this is Costco?
There's no "sampling" here buddy.
rustyp
08-12-2009, 10:38 AM
But you don't buy a car without test driving it.


you guys have corupted me :rotfl:
wallyb
08-12-2009, 10:47 AM
But you don't buy a car without test driving it.


you guys have corupted me :rotfl:

Oh okay. :rolleyes:
Hop in - you can drive me once around the block.
And yes I am a high performance model.
rpmdfw
08-12-2009, 11:22 AM
Sorry, Mike.

Normally, I'd be more than happy to entertain you.

But it's my birthday. I'm going to be too busy entertaining myself.

:scratchin

Hmm. That didn't sound right, did it?

:rotfl2:
OrlandoMike
08-12-2009, 11:57 AM
So far I've been called upstairs twice, both times they took a Plea before we were seated! Daddy has his game face on today! :cool1:


Funny story, we had to all stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance.....you know you went to a Catholic school when you automatically follow with "Hail Mary full of Grace....." OOPS! :rotfl2:
jamieandben
08-12-2009, 12:17 PM
But you don't buy a car without test driving it.


you guys have corupted me :rotfl:

That is one rust bucket thats had a lot of drivers.
jamieandben
08-12-2009, 12:19 PM
Sorry, Mike.

Normally, I'd be more than happy to entertain you.

But it's my birthday. I'm going to be too busy entertaining myself.

:scratchin

Hmm. That didn't sound right, did it?

:rotfl2:

ROB!!! Stop that you'll go blind.
wallyb
08-12-2009, 12:43 PM
That is one rust bucket thats had a lot of drivers.

... Said the Edsel
jenn&nelsonrego
08-12-2009, 03:10 PM
And yes I am a high performance model.

So you better fill him up with the good stuff first to get him running at peak performance. :car::car::car:



:car::car::car: :car::car::car: :car::car::car:
wallyb
08-12-2009, 03:18 PM
So you better fill him up with the good stuff first to get him running at peak performance. :car::car::car:

Yes Please! :goodvibes fill up!
rpmdfw
08-12-2009, 03:23 PM
So you better fill him up with the good stuff first to get him running at peak performance. :car::car::car:


Nah. Wally is full of it already. :rotfl:
rustyp
08-12-2009, 03:39 PM
Well, so much for cheap entertainment. I don't need any more high maintenance, already have one of those home. :rolleyes1
soulmates
08-12-2009, 03:41 PM
Poor Mike, jury duty? I've never had it, but IF I do, I'm prepared to use the "Fry him" statement to get me out of it! ;)
wallyb
08-12-2009, 03:50 PM
Well, so much for cheap entertainment. I don't need any more high maintenance, already have one of those home. :rolleyes1

So No "4 on the floor"? :sad2:
rustyp
08-12-2009, 04:13 PM
So No "4 on the floor"? :sad2:

That doesn't sound high maintenance, that sounds fun. :goodvibes

I didn't just go there:confused3
rosiep
08-12-2009, 04:24 PM
That is one rust bucket thats had a lot of drivers.

And don't forget to tell him how it leaks oil.
jenn&nelsonrego
08-12-2009, 04:24 PM
I didn't just go there:confused3

Oh! You went there alright. Now there is no turning back... :scared1:

Good Luck! :thumbsup2
wallyb
08-12-2009, 04:50 PM
That doesn't sound high maintenance, that sounds fun. :goodvibes

I didn't just go there:confused3

Another satisfied customer! :thumbsup2
jamieandben
08-12-2009, 05:59 PM
That doesn't sound high maintenance, that sounds fun. :goodvibes

I didn't just go there:confused3

Welcome to the Dark Side.;)
DVC~OKW~96
08-12-2009, 06:31 PM
Then there is that high pitched squeaking in the rear end when you get it up to over 45... ::yes::

You can always tell state during the voir dire that just because a cop has a badge that doesn't mean that her/his determinations are any more valid than the next persons. ::yes:: Worked like a charm for me. :teeth:
rustyp
08-13-2009, 08:20 AM
Oh! You went there alright. Now there is no turning back... :scared1:

Good Luck! :thumbsup2


Thanks, I think I'm going to need it.
wallyb
08-13-2009, 09:08 AM
Thanks, I think I'm going to need it.

You'll be just fine.
Take deep breaths.
jenn&nelsonrego
08-13-2009, 09:11 AM
So No "4 on the floor"? :sad2:

Wally, I thought your 4 were always on the floor? :confused3
wallyb
08-13-2009, 09:38 AM
Wally, I thought your 4 were always on the floor? :confused3

Dealers choice.
TagsMissy
08-13-2009, 07:22 PM
Sorry, Mike.

Normally, I'd be more than happy to entertain you.

But it's my birthday. I'm going to be too busy entertaining myself.

:scratchin

Hmm. That didn't sound right, did it?

:rotfl2:


I was going to comment but since I am new to hanging out in this section I will refrain from now and keep my innocent disposition ((for the time being)) :laughing::laughing: