same old same old

[wallyb]

:eek:
Never mind.
Nothing to see.
Move along.

[rpmdfw]

:rotfl2:

"forgetful ninny"

I like that.

[wallyb]

Blonde moment.
:sad2:
Don't trust me with those secret gay plans
to overthrow the government.

[rpmdfw]

Blonde moment.
:sad2:
Don't trust me with those secret gay plans
to overthrow the government.

Wally! :scared1:

Those plans are secret! You're not even supposed to mention them!

It's like "The first rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club!":eek:

[wallyb]

Wally! :scared1:

Those plans are secret! You're not even supposed to mention them!

It's like "The first rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club!":eek:

Great now I'm out of the gay world domination plan too. :mad:
Ratz :guilty: And I was supposed to run Tuvalu.

[mumloveseeyore]

your government or mine? or both , why stop at one!

[wallyb]

your government or mine? or both , why stop at one!

World Domination Baby! :thumbsup2

[ConcKahuna]

Great now I'm out of the gay world domination plan too. :mad:
Ratz :guilty: And I was supposed to run Tuvalu.

Tuvalu is a nice building, has a great view of the Magic Kingdom! ::yes::

[wallyb]

Tuvalu is a nice building, has a great view of the Magic Kingdom! ::yes::

I had no idea there was a Tuvalu building!
Remember I have never stayed
at the poly ...Yet.
If we can't stay c level next trip -
perhaps we should ask for Tuvalu.

[DVC~OKW~96]

There is a level other than the c level at the Poly? LOL. (Only know that because of our ConcK!).

I thought all the secret meetings took place at the c level with the caramel sauce???

[OrlandoMike]

I happened to be at the Poly last night, and something very magical was going on!

If we get anymore magic around here this week I'm gonna get sick! :tinker:

[rpmdfw]

There is a level other than the c level at the Poly? LOL. (Only know that because of our ConcK!).

I thought all the secret meetings took place at the c level with the caramel sauce???

:eek:
Please don't mention caramel sauce to Wally!

I'm afraid to find out what he'll do with it!:rolleyes1

[wallyb]

:eek:
Please don't mention caramel sauce to Wally!

I'm afraid to find out what he'll do with it!:rolleyes1

You put it on bananas silly
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/bana2.jpg

[wallyb]

I happened to be at the Poly last night, and something very magical was going on!

If we get anymore magic around here this week I'm gonna get sick! :tinker:

More info Please...
Don't be a tease.

[rosiep]

There is a level other than the c level at the Poly? LOL. (Only know that because of our ConcK!).

I thought all the secret meetings took place at the c level with the caramel sauce???

And you never invited me!!!??? :headache:

[rpmdfw]

And you never invited me!!!??? :headache:

Of course she didn't! It sounds like a NICE place with a DRESS CODE!

You know we can't ever take you anyplace halfway decent. It's too embarassing!

[rosiep]

Of course she didn't! It sounds like a NICE place with a DRESS CODE!

You know we can't ever take you anyplace halfway decent. It's too embarassing!

Why ruin a perfectly good dress with caramel sauce?

:idea:Ya know, until now I never realized where my nudism stemmed from, but when I was little my Grandma used to take my dress off and make me eat in my under clothes as to not get pasta sauce on my nice clothes!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

[wallyb]

Why ruin a perfectly good dress with caramel sauce?

:idea:Ya know, until now I never realized where my nudism stemmed from, but when I was little my Grandma used to take my dress off and make me eat in my under clothes as to not get pasta sauce on my nice clothes!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Blame Grammy. :sad2:
Nice.

[rosiep]

Blame Grammy. :sad2:
Nice.

It's true!!!
She also used to say things had to "air" at night.

[wallyb]

It's true!!!
She also used to say things had to "air" at night.

Was she talking about your "thing"!?! :eek:

[mthrash]

It's true!!!
She also used to say things had to "air" at night.

Was she talking about your "thing"!?! :eek:

That reminds me of my Commando days in college. Less laundry. I used to air a lot of "things" as I recall. And not just my things.:laughing:

It was college; don't judge.:sad2:

[wallyb]

It was college; don't judge.:sad2:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/DaStinker/JudgeJudy.jpg

[rosiep]

That reminds me of my Commando days in college. Less laundry. I used to air a lot of "things" as I recall. And not just my things.:laughing:

It was college; don't judge.:sad2:

Preaching to the choir...but I may use that laundry excuse if I have to.

[mthrash]

Preaching to the choir...but I may use that laundry excuse if I have to.

This past friday was National Commando Day in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness. Maybe I'll just keep the spirit alive all year long. Relive my youth. I'm already a bare minumum dresser when/where possible. The more skin the better I say.

[rpmdfw]

I'm already a bare minumum dresser when/where possible. The more skin the better I say.

In your case I'm inclined to agree. ;)


In Rosie's case . . . well, she should be wearing a head to toe burka.

[rosiep]

This past friday was National Commando Day in support of Prostate Cancer Awareness. Maybe I'll just keep the spirit alive all year long. Relive my youth. I'm already a bare minumum dresser when/where possible. The more skin the better I say.

Where have you been all my life????? :lovestruc:lovestruc

[rpmdfw]

Where have you been all my life????? :lovestruc:lovestruc

He probably wasn't born yet for most of it.:rolleyes:

[rosiep]

He probably wasn't born yet for most of it.:rolleyes:

That's just low....:sad1:
How could you do that to an old woman??? Frail and hunched by the weight of her enormous tata's???

[mthrash]

That's just low....:sad1:
How could you do that to an old woman??? Frail and hunched by the weight of her enormous tata's???

Cougar? Rawr.

And I am SOOOOOO not a Spring Chicken. More like a Summer ****...

That is just not going to help my case around here...

[rpmdfw]

How could you do that to an old woman??? Frail and hunched by the weight of her enormous tata's???

It was easy! Want me to do it again?

[rosiep]

Cougar? Rawr.

And I am SOOOOOO not a Spring Chicken. More like a Summer ****...

...

You're a babe!!!

I'm a crone.....:snooty:

[jamieandben]

Every day is National Commando Day for me.:woohoo:

[ConcKahuna]

I happened to be at the Poly last night, and something very magical was going on!

If we get anymore magic around here this week I'm gonna get sick! :tinker:

Was it a bunch of people near the pool bar singing "Happy Birthday"? If so that was actually a bunch of DIS people & others there for the Tikiman's party.

Every day is National Commando Day for me.:woohoo:

:love:

[wallyb]

Every day is National Commando Day for me.:woohoo:

Drat.
I like unwraping " gifts"!
With my teeth.
Bummer.

[jamieandben]

You still can, just not as much paper.;)

[wallyb]

You still can, just not as much paper.;)

Considering I'm blasted right now
and have very little id on a good day
I'll not comment right now.

[ConcKahuna]

Considering I'm blasted right now
and have very little id on a good day
I'll not comment right now.

I like 'em drunk and easy!

[mthrash]

I like 'em drunk and easy!
Who doesn't???

BTW, I'm just home from dinner and drinks. I only ate half my dinner, but I had three times as many drinks as I should have had. That's a good ratio, right? Now I'm fat and sassy. Which is a lot like drunk and easy.

[jamieandben]

I like 'em drunk and easy!

MEEE TOOO!!!:thumbsup2

[rosiep]

Who doesn't???

BTW, I'm just home from dinner and drinks. I only ate half my dinner, but I had three times as many drinks as I should have had. That's a good ratio, right? Now I'm fat and sassy. Which is a lot like drunk and easy.

I wish I had your excuse. How am I going to explain the monkey, hot fudge and new carpeting to James??????

[mthrash]

I wish I had your excuse. How am I going to explain the monkey, hot fudge and new carpeting to James??????
Don't explain it. Tell him if he didn't want to try new things then he should stop talking in his sleep.

[rosiep]

Don't explain it. Tell him if he didn't want to try new things then he should stop talking in his sleep.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

But seriously...I used that excuse last week when he came home and found the chicken.:scared1:

[Timrobb]

MEEE TOOO!!!:thumbsup2

ME THREE :cool1::cool1::cool1:!!

[wallyb]

I like 'em drunk and easy!

Then you would have loved me.
:eek::lovestruc:eek:
Long time.

Guess I didn't get into too much trouble drunk DISing

[jamieandben]

Then you would have loved me.
:eek::lovestruc:eek:
Long time.

Guess I didn't get into too much trouble drunk DISing

And so many have.:rotfl:

[wallyb]

And so many have.:rotfl:

James! :mad:

[jamieandben]

WHAT?:confused3

[wallyb]

Being mean to me is not
going to get you what you want.

On second thought it might. :rolleyes:

[rosiep]

What'll being mean to you get me?

[wallyb]

What'll being mean to you get me?
Retaliation.

[rpmdfw]

What'll being mean to you get me?

Retaliation.

Now THIS has loads of enteraining possibilities!

C'mon, then, Rosie.

Be mean to him! Be mean to him!:yay:

[wallyb]

Now THIS has loads of enteraining possibilities!

C'mon, then, Rosie.

Be mean to him! Be mean to him!:yay:

Nice
The Henry Kissinger of the DIS.

[rpmdfw]

Nice
The Henry Kissinger of the DIS.

What? :confused3

I just want to see what kind of fun and creative retaliations you can come up with.

Is that so wrong? :confused3

[wallyb]

Shouldn't you be nurturing love, peace and harmony?

[rpmdfw]

Shouldn't you be nurturing love, peace and harmony?

At home. With Scott and Tolliver, sure! ::yes::

Here? That stuff won't entertain me when I'm bored at work.

So c'mon! Let's see you and Rosie throwin' down!

:woohoo:

[rosiep]

At home. With Scott and Tolliver, sure! ::yes::

Here? That stuff won't entertain me when I'm bored at work.

So c'mon! Let's see you and Rosie throwin' down!

:woohoo:

Wally-don't you think Rob's *** looks big in those pants?

[wallyb]

Beg.
Or
Force me.
:snooty:
One of these two methods of persuasion
usually works on me.

[wallyb]

Wally-don't you think Rob's *** looks big in those pants?
:eek:
I'm out of here!

[rosiep]

I just thought since he was baiting us we should join ranks and annihilate him. :snooty:

[wallyb]

Honey - I all about "The Love".:lovestruc

You Are the "Cheese" on this one.
The cheese stands ALONE.

Nice knowing you - Taa.

[rosiep]

Rob? Rob? It was the angle,.....I swear.....your heiney is lovely in those plaid and polka dot pants.

[wallyb]

The silence is deafening.

It's one of those - wait till your dad gets home moments.
The waiting was the worse part.

[rosiep]

Butt, butt......I guess I'll take it like a man. :sad1:

[rpmdfw]

Walter, dearest.

Don't bother retaliating; as I will no longer be able to see what you're retaliating against.

On an interesting side note, when you go into the control panel and set a person to "ignore" on your preferences, none of their posts are visibile.

It's like they're dead to you.

Did you hear that?

DEAD. TO. ME!

:)

[rosiep]

Oooooh Wally...must be that stinky cheese I ate. :lmao::lmao:

[wallyb]

It's like they're dead to you.
Did you hear that?
DEAD. TO. ME!
:)

Ooooooooh:banana:
Let have a funeral!
Whatever will we wear to Rosies Funeral?
Who Will attend?
Who should carrie the casket?
What lat words should we say?
And Then the Booze riddled Wake!

[rosiep]

Wally!!! Did you hear that? He said I'm dead to him!!!!

Hope he's burying me naked and not in one of those fru-fru dresses.

[rpmdfw]

Ooooooooh:banana:
Let have a funeral!
Whatever will we wear to Rosies Funeral?
Who Will attend?
Who should carrie the casket?
What lat words should we say?
And Then the Booze riddled Wake!

:lmao:

So I take it you don't agree with the other folks who've IMed me and told me I should give her another chance, huh?

[rosiep]

Ooooooooh:banana:
Let have a funeral!
Whatever will we wear to Rosies Funeral?
Who Will attend?
Who should carrie the casket?
What lat words should we say?
And Then the Booze riddled Wake!

I want Michael and Todd to carry me...
I want Gardenias
I want Lady Antebellum's "Never Alone" to play while my Dis family weeps in agony.
Rob will throw himself over my heavy gilded casket and exclaim
"I always loved her!!! Scott pales in comparison....."

[rosiep]

Oh...and no one will wear clothes in honor of my nudism.

(Wally will be so smitten with James'...uh....stuff....that he'll leave Paul and cause scandal)

[rpmdfw]

So I take it you don't agree with the other folks who've IMed me and told me I should give her another chance, huh?

Another chance at what? I thought. Another chance to call me fat? To call Saxton fat? To call Louie fat? To call Wally . . . easy?

[rosiep]

Another chance at what? I thought. Another chance to call me fat? To call Saxton fat? To call Louie fat? To call Wally . . . easy?

Did I call Louie fat? I don't remember that.......ummmmmm, and I had that down for future use....oh well... (scratches that insult out)

[wallyb]

I found a hat.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/devil-veil-3.jpg

Heck - yeah I'm wearing red to her funeral.

[wallyb]

:lmao:

So I take it you don't agree with the other folks who've IMed me and told me I should give her another chance, huh?

No way!
Bury the old Bat. DEEP!
She'll rise again

[rpmdfw]

I found a hat.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/devil-veil-3.jpg

Heck - yeah I'm wearing red to her funeral.

Do we HAVE to have a funeral?

Couldn't we just dress her naked carcas in some butt ugly dress and throw her in a ditch or something?

We'll see who looks fat then! :laughing:

[rpmdfw]

No way!
Bury the old Bat. DEEP!
She'll rise again

Eh. If she rises, I won't notice. Assuming that the "ignore" feature doesn't have a "she's coming back to haunt me" sort of a glitch.

But so far, I don't see anything she posts.

:scratchin

assuming she's posted something.

She might not even know yet. :rotfl:

[mthrash]

Do we HAVE to have a funeral?

Couldn't we just dress her naked carcas in some butt ugly dress and throw her in a ditch or something?

We'll see who looks fat then! :laughing:

The things I miss while teaching the hope of tomorrow...

OF COURSE we have to have a funeral.

Now, we need a theme. Wally looks so good in red, and he's already found his accessory (since we'll all be naked in honor of the departed)- so let's just go with that. Red. Simple. I like it.

We should set up a parade. People love parades.

Oh- and a glass coffin. Definitely. We'll sing and tell stories and all that.

The most important element- the after party. That's where we really need to focus our attention. Cause, well- you know- we'll need to "grieve."

[rosiep]

Do we HAVE to have a funeral?

Couldn't we just dress her naked carcas in some butt ugly dress and throw her in a ditch or something?

We'll see who looks fat then! :laughing:

If you do, don't forget to bring a stake, some garlic and a cross....cause I'm coming back for you! :mad:

STOMP!!

I want a proper burial! :snooty:

[rosiep]

The things I miss while teaching the hope of tomorrow...

OF COURSE we have to have a funeral.

Now, we need a theme. Wally looks so good in red, and he's already found his accessory (since we'll all be naked in honor of the departed)- so let's just go with that. Red. Simple. I like it.

We should set up a parade. People love parades.

Oh- and a glass coffin. Definitely. We'll sing and tell stories and all that.

The most important element- the after party. That's where we really need to focus our attention. Cause, well- you know- we'll need to "grieve."

Thank you Michael. :snooty:
Rob needs to learn some manners...

[rpmdfw]

The things I miss while teaching the hope of tomorrow...

OF COURSE we have to have a funeral.

Now, we need a theme. Wally looks so good in red, and he's already found his accessory (since we'll all be naked in honor of the departed)- so let's just go with that. Red. Simple. I like it.

We should set up a parade. People love parades.

Oh- and a glass coffin. Definitely. We'll sing and tell stories and all that.

The most important element- the after party. That's where we really need to focus our attention. Cause, well- you know- we'll need to "grieve."

Oh HELL no!

We're not all gonna go naked, and ixnay on the glass coffin. :idea: How about we just wrap her in old burlap potato sacks and leave her by the curb with the recycling?

I do like the theme and after partie ideas.

We could serve cocktails. I like cocktails. :thumbsup2

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Rosie, are the boys being mean to you again?

[rpmdfw]

Rosie, are the boys being mean to you again?

No, the boys are not being mean. I'm just ignoring her and celebrating that she's DEAD. TO. ME! :thumbsup2

She started it when she called me fat for the bazillionth time! She deserves what she gets.

[wallyb]

We'll see who looks fat then! :laughing:

A few days out in the sun. :rolleyes1
I think they call it Bloat
As in - her bloated corpse started to rot.
Yeah - she'll be looking fatter.

Can we spend the money we save on a party? :yay:

[mthrash]

Oh HELL no!

We're not all gonna go naked, and ixnay on the glass coffin. :idea: How about we just wrap her in old burlap potato sacks and leave her by the curb with the recycling?

I do like the theme and after partie ideas.

We could serve cocktails. I like cocktails. :thumbsup2

I do admire your effort to make this a Green event, but I really think we need to consider some sort of formal enclosure. Sort of an ironic metaphor for her often lack of "enclosures" for the you know girlie parts.

Now. Does anyone know where the Ignore feature is in real life? Cause I need to activate that on a couple of trollops out here.

[rosiep]

Rosie, are the boys being mean to you again?

::yes:: ::yes::

And all I did was make a fashion suggestion....:sad1:

Now, carry on and plan this thing...I'm going to lunch.
I expect gardenias and music when I back!!!

[jenn&nelsonrego]

No, the boys are not being mean. I'm just ignoring her and celebrating that she's DEAD. TO. ME! :thumbsup2

She started it when she called me fat for the bazillionth time! She deserves what she gets.

Really, now... isn't dead.to.me slightly pushing it? ;)

She probably didn't mean "fat", maybe she meant "phat"... "pretty hot and tempting" crap! I cannot remember what movie that is from.... :thumbsup2

[rpmdfw]

A few days out in the sun. :rolleyes1
I think they call it Bloat
As in - her bloated corpse started to rot.
Yeah - she'll be looking fatter.

Can we spend the money we save on a party? :yay:

Of course we can spend the money on a party! What better use is there?

I do admire your effort to make this a Green event, but I really think we need to consider some sort of formal enclosure. Sort of an ironic metaphor for her often lack of "enclosures" for the you know girlie parts.

Now. Does anyone know where the Ignore feature is in real life? Cause I need to activate that on a couple of trollops out here.

A "green event" huh? That sounds great! We'll just toss her on the compost heap and let nature take care of it! It's perfect! We'll need to make sure the potato sacks are bio-degradable, though.

Sorry, no "ignore" function in real life, but the one on the DIS works pretty well. (Assuming that Jenn's post means Rosie has been prattling on while I am blissfully unaware . . . :rolleyes1)

[wallyb]

Rosie - the dead thing is not going to work if you keep blabbing.
Think about that time you dated the necrophiliac - and go with that.

[rpmdfw]

Really, now... isn't dead.to.me slightly pushing it? ;)

She probably didn't mean "fat", maybe she meant "phat"... "pretty hot and tempting" crap! I cannot remember what movie that is from.... :thumbsup2

She said my butt looked huge in these pants. There's no "confusing" that with a compliment, Jenn.

And she's always calling me fat. And Saxton, and Louie, too. And Wally once.

So nope. Not pushing it. Dead. To. Me.

[mthrash]

She said my butt looked huge in these pants. There's no "confusing" that with a compliment, Jenn.

And she's always calling me fat. And Saxton, and Louie, too. And Wally once.

So nope. Not pushing it. Dead. To. Me.

Yeah. There's just no way to turn that into a compliment.

On the bright side (said the fearless new guy/defender of Rosie)- at least you had a friend willing to share her opinion. I was at a meeting of young professionals here in my hometown, and I was shocked at what people will wear today. There were some ladies and gentlemen who obviously had NO friends willing to share the way Rosie did.
Not that she is right. I haven't seen the butt- in or out of the pants. And I promise I would not use the F-word. Except in self reference.

[wallyb]

If it's going to be a proper event we need a logo -
So we can promote it.
I took the liberty ...
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/DeadRose.jpg

[mthrash]

If it's going to be a proper event we need a logo -
So we can promote it.
I took the liberty ...
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/DeadRose.jpg


Yesssssssssss.

On my way to cafepress. I can't decide between the hoochie shorts or the wife beater tankini....decisions, decisions.

[wallyb]

Yesssssssssss.

On my way to cafepress. I can't decide between the hoochie shorts or the wife beater tankini....decisions, decisions.

The choice should be obvious dude. ;)

[rosiep]

See? And I was thinking the hoochie shorts for sure.

[wallyb]

I see Dead People! :eek:

[rosiep]

I see Dead People! :eek:

Can you hear me too???? Where's my flowers???????:mad:

[wallyb]

Someone Call...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/chchtrain2/bustin.gif
Ghost Busters!

[rosiep]

You'll be sorry when I slime you. Especially since you don't like girls. :scared1:

[rpmdfw]

Yeah. There's just no way to turn that into a compliment.

On the bright side (said the fearless new guy/defender of Rosie)- at least you had a friend willing to share her opinion. I was at a meeting of young professionals here in my hometown, and I was shocked at what people will wear today. There were some ladies and gentlemen who obviously had NO friends willing to share the way Rosie did.
Not that she is right. I haven't seen the butt- in or out of the pants. And I promise I would not use the F-word. Except in self reference.

Yeah, Michael. But it was never a quiet "hey, Rob, that's not a flattering look" the way a good friend would tell you.

It was always. "Rob's FAT" in public, and out loud! :scared1: And she'd do the same thing to other people, too. Saxton and Louie were her other prime targets. She was obviously just a mean, mean lady.

You and Jenn better watch out. Now that I'm ignoring her, she'll probably latch onto one of you as her next vicitim.

[rpmdfw]

I see Dead People! :eek:

Someone Call...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/chchtrain2/bustin.gif
Ghost Busters!

:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl:

:worship:

[wallyb]

You'll be sorry when I slime you. Especially since you don't like girls. :scared1:

I'm sorry already.
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii2/kairi_lisa/throwinguprainbow.jpg

[rosiep]

Yeah, Michael. But it was never a quiet "hey, Rob, that's not a flattering look" the way a good friend would tell you.

It was alway. "Rob's FAT" in public, and out loud! :scared1: And she'd do the same thing to other people, too. Saxton and Louie were her other prime targets. She was obviously just a mean, mean lady.

You and Jenn better watch out. Now that I'm ignoring her, she'll probably latch onto one of you as her next vicitim.

Are you saying I lack TACT? Me? The princess of diplomacy?
I was simply pointing out your fashion faux pas...but if you want to make me into a monster.......I won't stop you.

(but me league of defenders will! :lovestruc Michael and David)

[rosiep]

I'm sorry already.
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii2/kairi_lisa/throwinguprainbow.jpg

Tee-hee!

Good! :headache:

[jamieandben]

Rob I'm sure you have a cute Butt.;)

[rpmdfw]

Rob I'm sure you have a cute Butt.;)

Thanks, Jamie!

So what do you think? I've now had 5 PMs of people telling me I should let Rosie off the hook and stop "ignoring" her.

I'm not sure. Maybe if she stops calling all of us fat all the danged time!

[jamieandben]

Thanks, Jamie!

So what do you think? I've now had 5 PMs of people telling me I should let Rosie off the hook and stop "ignoring" her.

I'm not sure. Maybe if she stops calling all of us fat all the danged time!

Just talk about how her PomPom's hang down to her knees.
Rosie is Rosie, you just got to love the old Hag.:confused3

[wallyb]

Rob I'm sure you have a cute Butt.;)

Hey :mad:
What about my assets?!

[rosiep]

I say let her hang!!!

(oops...I forgot..you can see that its me)
NEVERMIND :rolleyes1

[jamieandben]

Hey :mad:
What about my assets?!

:thumbsup2
You know how I feel about your ASSet's.;)

[jamieandben]

I say let her hang!!!

(oops...I forgot..you can see that its me)
NEVERMIND :rolleyes1

:rotfl2:

[geaux_half]

popcorn:: And I thought TR's were exciting......

I want Lady Antebellum's "Never Alone" to play while my Dis family weeps in agony.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pXrMPtCVcE

[wallyb]

I say let her hang!!!

(oops...I forgot..you can see that its me)
NEVERMIND :rolleyes1

Me too!
Hey - for once I agree with you.

[SeattleRedBear]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.

[wallyb]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.

Okay. :rolleyes:

[rosiep]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.

Sorry you're taking it that way. Many of us converse off the boards as well as on. Our jesting is truly just that.
I'd be the first to apologize if I really hurt anyone's feelings. Those whom engage in this word play know that.

[rosiep]

popcorn:: And I thought TR's were exciting......



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pXrMPtCVcE

Isn't it a great song?

[rpmdfw]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.


SeattleRedBear,

I'm sorry if we've upset you with our silliness. It's just what we do.

I'll stop now.

Turning off the "ignore" function now.

(Though I have to say, it's been interesting to watch the way the posts show up with Rosie's posts either completely invisible, or only in quotes . . .:laughing:)

[jamieandben]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.

:sad2:

[mthrash]

:headache:

I enjoy the quick wit, etc., that we are all known for, but for goodness sakes, I feel like I'm watching kids on the playground. Overall this forum is a fun, supportive place, but this is a little too much for me. My former boss (who is now a colleague) insults people and when they take umbrage, follow-ups it up with "Just Teasing" (uh....No, you're not.) A veiled jest is still an insult and I have enough of it in my worklife already, thank you.

Have fun y'all.

Well......crickets......crickets.....so, I guess we aren't AS funny/witty as we thought. Note taken. And filed away for later use when/where necessary.

p.s. ISWEARICAN'TLEAVETHISBOARDFORADECENTDATEwithadearf riendWITHOUTSOMETHINGGOINGTOHADEZINAHANDBASKET. GODILOVEYOUGUYS.

[rosiep]

Well......crickets......crickets.....so, I guess we aren't AS funny/witty as we thought. Note taken. And filed away for later use when/where necessary.

p.s. ISWEARICAN'TLEAVETHISBOARDFORADECENTDATEwithadearf riendWITHOUTSOMETHINGGOINGTOHADEZINAHANDBASKET. GODILOVEYOUGUYS.

Yes we are.

But I should tell you that leaving the boards can be hazardous to your health.
I once went to pee and returned to find they were trying to roast my g-o-a-t* for a bbq!

*I spelled it out cause I know it upsets you.

[SeattleRedBear]

:sad2:
"The Old Hag" is considered a term of affection, but being called "Fat" is considered a heinous act worthy of never speaking to a person again? I'm sorry but this doesn't make sense in my world.

I wasn't offended by any of it...a little disturbed by DQ's description of wrapping Rosie's body in a burlap bag and leaving it out on the compost heap and Wally's addition of "bloated corpse" (thank you Michael for at least having the decency to put her in something so we don't have to see her...you know...that thing. :scared:

And as for Jamie & Wally, I've had much better than you roll their eyes at me!!! Kyle MacLachlan for example (and yes, that dates me, so now you know about how old I am). Go ahead and call me an old fart (because apparently the way you show friendship here is by insulting each other).

Now, for the record....I AM FAT!!! and anyone can call me fat...tell me my butt looks fat in a pair of pants and I won't be offended because it's a simple statement of fact. As DHB says, you either get over it or do something about it!

Okay, time for me to put on my newly acquired APAP mask (oh so fashionable...one of these days I'm going to put illicit substances in the humidifier) and go to sleep.

[OrlandoMike]

OK folks...calm down.... Remember to play nice!

I took the time to read this whole thread, and I can assure you everyone involved was kidding, joking, letting off steam at work! It's what we do here.

I can also assure you everyone involved in the last four pages of silliness are friends away from the Dis, and are only kidding each other.

The insults are not to be taken personally, it's all a joke!

[rosiep]

"The Old Hag" is considered a term of affection, but being called "Fat" is considered a heinous act worthy of never speaking to a person again? I'm sorry but this doesn't make sense in my world.

I wasn't offended by any of it...a little disturbed by DQ's description of wrapping Rosie's body in a burlap bag and leaving it out on the compost heap and Wally's addition of "bloated corpse" (thank you Michael for at least having the decency to put her in something so we don't have to see her...you know...that thing. :scared:

And as for Jamie & Wally, I've had much better than you roll their eyes at me!!! Kyle MacLachlan for example (and yes, that dates me, so now you know about how old I am). Go ahead and call me an old fart (because apparently the way you show friendship here is by insulting each other).

Now, for the record....I AM FAT!!! and anyone can call me fat...tell me my butt looks fat in a pair of pants and I won't be offended because it's a simple statement of fact. As DHB says, you either get over it or do something about it!

Okay, time for me to put on my newly acquired APAP mask (oh so fashionable...one of these days I'm going to put illicit substances in the humidifier) and go to sleep.

I really am sorry you thought we were being mean. Sometimes our banter does go overboard..but it's a shared passion...crazy as that seems.

Now: Is that APAP a mask for apnea? Does it work? I truly think I need one ( I snore like a truck driver) but insurance won't pay for the sleep study and it's $2000 + OOP!!

and just a side note: You're tush looks fine in those pants!

[wallyb]

And as for Jamie & Wally, I've had much better than you

I don't know.
We're pretty good.
I think some kind of definitive test may be in order.
;)

[jamieandben]

"The Old Hag" is considered a term of affection, but being called "Fat" is considered a heinous act worthy of never speaking to a person again? I'm sorry but this doesn't make sense in my world.

I wasn't offended by any of it...a little disturbed by DQ's description of wrapping Rosie's body in a burlap bag and leaving it out on the compost heap and Wally's addition of "bloated corpse" (thank you Michael for at least having the decency to put her in something so we don't have to see her...you know...that thing. :scared:

And as for Jamie & Wally, I've had much better than you roll their eyes at me!!! Kyle MacLachlan for example (and yes, that dates me, so now you know about how old I am). Go ahead and call me an old fart (because apparently the way you show friendship here is by insulting each other).

Now, for the record....I AM FAT!!! and anyone can call me fat...tell me my butt looks fat in a pair of pants and I won't be offended because it's a simple statement of fact. As DHB says, you either get over it or do something about it!

Okay, time for me to put on my newly acquired APAP mask (oh so fashionable...one of these days I'm going to put illicit substances in the humidifier) and go to sleep.

And here I was thinking I was so good at it.:confused3

[Nauf]

I'm trying think of something witty to contribute but I haven't had enough coffee yet.

On behalf of all the lurkers out there, give Rosie another chance!

[wallyb]

It was a rouse
A joke
A hoax
A jape
A prank
A jest
Farce.

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I don't know.
We're pretty good.
I think some kind of definitive test may be in order.
;)

And here I was thinking I was so good at it.:confused3

I think you guys are the bestest ever! :love:

[wallyb]

I think you guys are the bestest ever! :love:


What!? :eek:
Did you see the video?
I just want to say video adds 10 lbs.

[jenn&nelsonrego]

What!? :eek:
Did you see the video?
I just want to say video adds 10 lbs.

::yes:: Rosie let me borrow it. We showed it on the big screen in the church hall... :thumbsup2

[wallyb]

::yes:: Rosie let me borrow it. We showed it on the big screen in the church hall... :thumbsup2

I'm pretty bendy ... right? :thumbsup2

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I'm pretty bendy ... right? :thumbsup2

Yeah... little old church ladies :lovestruc loved :lovestruc it!!!

[wallyb]

Yeah... little old church ladies :lovestruc loved :lovestruc it!!!

Hallelujah! Testify! :cloud9:

[starann]

::yes:: Rosie let me borrow it. We showed it on the big screen in the church hall... :thumbsup2

Oh, Oh pass it my way.....unless you think it wall scar me for life?!?!? Then again if you send it to me in VEGAS next week...well...you know....what happens in Vegas......

[rpmdfw]

...well...you know....what happens in Vegas......

Get's shown on cable for years in reruns of "Taxi Cab Confessions"? :confused3

[ConcKahuna]

...tell me my butt looks fat in a pair of pants and I won't be offended because it's a simple statement of fact.

I wish I had some junk in my trunk. I suffer from Hank Hill Booty.

[rosiep]

I don't know.
We're pretty good.
I think some kind of definitive test may be in order.
;)


Oh! You're good alright...and now everyone who's seen the video knows it.
I especially like the part with the circus seal.

I'm trying think of something witty to contribute but I haven't had enough coffee yet.

On behalf of all the lurkers out there, give Rosie another chance!

Thank you...That was deep and profound. (with or without coffee)...:love:

[wallyb]

Oh! You're good alright...and now everyone who's seen the video knows it.
I especially like the part with the circus seal.
:

That was supposed to be a manatee :headache:
I was a charity thing.

[rosiep]

That was supposed to be a manatee :headache:
I was a charity thing.

You take what you can get with these low budget things.

[wallyb]

You take what you can get with these low budget things.

Oh I took it.
Like 8 times I think.
:goodvibes

[rosiep]

Oh I took it.
Like 8 times I think.
:goodvibes

I saw thw outtakes...it was at least a dozen times....and hey....what was up with that clown? Was his.....nose....really THAT big?????

[wallyb]

I saw thw outtakes...it was at least a dozen times....and hey....what was up with that clown? Was his.....nose....really THAT big?????

You mean Schtupy?
Yeah - and what a professional.
Clockwork timing.
And did all his own stunts.

:goodvibes Good times

[rosiep]

You mean Schtupy?
Yeah - and what a professional.
Clockwork timing.
And did all his own stunts.

:goodvibes Good times

I couldn't believe it when he used that bicycle and horn! And that scene with the lemon meringue pie was a riot.

[rosiep]

I wish I had some junk in my trunk. I suffer from Hank Hill Booty.

Does that mean no booty at all? Cause if so I suffer from that too. My heiney is as flat as Iowa.

[wallyb]

I couldn't believe it when he used that bicycle and horn! And that scene with the lemon meringue pie was a riot.

Lemon pie filling stings :guilty:

[rosiep]

Lemon pie filling stings :guilty:

That's why in the big budget films they use Boston Creme.

[wallyb]

That's why in the big budget films they use Boston Creme.

I got ya Baawstan cream - right here sistaa. :thumbsup2

[rosiep]

I got ya Baawstan cream - right here sistaa. :thumbsup2

I know you do.....;)

[wallyb]

I wish I had some junk in my trunk. I suffer from Hank Hill Booty.

I've got some in mine.
I've had all sorts of junk in my trunk.

[rosiep]

I've got some in mine.
I've had all sorts of junk in my trunk.

Gimme back my zucchini! :headache:

[wallyb]

Gimme back my zucchini! :headache:

Sorry James
ya gotta go back to the "ball and chain"
see you next week.

[jamieandben]

I've got some in mine.
I've had all sorts of junk in my trunk.

Did you ever find my watch?

[wallyb]

Did you ever find my watch?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
:rotfl:

[jamieandben]

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
:rotfl:

yes I've seen your tatoo and the one on the other side that says remove sun glasses before intering tunnel.

[rosiep]

I've got some in mine.
I've had all sorts of junk in my trunk.

Is that why there's an echo?

[wallyb]

yes I've seen your tatoo and the one on the other side that says remove sun glasses before intering tunnel.

Had that removed.
The new one says...
"Service entrance in the rear."

Short and sweet. :flower3: