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Gatordad
07-08-2009, 07:37 PM
Here goes. FYI, the "N" key is missing from my keyboard, so if a word should have the letter n, and it doesn't just pretend because I'm not pounding the keyboard..... I'll add as I remember stuff.

We got there Wed. First thig I did was call Donnie's Hit it and Quit it parking service to make sure I would be able to get in the spot..... We got a late jump and got there probably at 6 or so.... it was rainig all day, and I was tempted to wait until the next day. The mayor met us at the checkin and we proceeded to be put in 1602, but what is the best loop? does the short bus go there? Should I get a golf cart? How soon should I leave for rope drop? do the busses get there early enough for character dining???, but I digress...... So he backs me in quickly, about 2 mins. nothing eventful there..... set up and then I think Cajun Geek and CJ come and we watch them, and get back to work. I think that's the day Keylime and the gang got there as well... Donnie backed them in also.... I asked the mayor why he wasn't staying in 1600 with the rest of the morans, he said he couldn't get into any of the sites.... we then found him, 10 feet from Mrs. Gus in 1700.... go figure.

Then Tungpo and his gang showed up with 300 dogs that barked all night..well maybe not 300 and they were quite quiet across the street from us. Unfortunately his beast of a golf cart was under the weather, and I didn't get to drive it. Tig and Tas, as well as Tigger were in our loop also.

Naturally, we grilled and I drank then looped.
Thursday was sortof uneventful, Todd Cheryle and Rudy ad his new dog showed up I think, we went to the pool, then waited for our friends to show up. we went to Cocoa Beach for dinner, saw the Ron Jon shop, found out the original one was in NJ, the liars that make you believe it was in FL....

Friday we played golf at Champions Gate, came back and had our first grillparty of the weekend, Lo and behold, who shows up but Carol and Rick..... It was an unexpected and great surprise. missed the fireworks due to drinking and cooking. Met Lornaduck, Lornadrake, and heard that Lornaduckling would be there the next day..... Homebrew was there, with his grandkids in tow. Big golf cart parade again, everyone had fun.... snuck down to WL, cut off a bus, hid from the federales, and generally caused mayhem.... heard a gator about 3 feet from us on the trail.

Saturday was the big cart parade.... I tried to purposely oversleep, but the kids got me up. Some guy let us in after the parade started, but we are all deaf due to being in front of the ((*)&*%% fire engine. Got hit in the head by a piece of candy thrown by a rowdy parade watcher. There was some crazy lady, Chris took her picture, and of course the Mayor was like, oh, that's Judith, she lives in this site, I know her, like who doesn't he know....

swam, grilled and the funny thing is, we started the weekend with like 10lbs of meat, and we came home with about 40.... go figure, a Miracle at the Fort, maybe they'll make a showtime movie about it..... After the fireworks things quickly went down the tubes..... My cart melted a component again, had to be towed in from an undisclosed read: Illegal location...... then we find out Tigger's cart crapped out as well... We lost 2 carts, and Jen's jeep battery all in one weekend.

The parades went on all night long, with OCSD, the Disey popo tried to stop the revelries, but who knows.

The next day some guy from hq starts driving around. He starts asking all sorts of questions and mulling about. Discamper immediately knew what he was up to, so he got him right back using the Force... "these aren't the carts, you're looking for".... Angie lent us her cart, so we were back in business....I drove home, got the dog and we extended til Tuesday and parked the truck in the vacant site next to us...

drank a lot that night, kicked a diaper in the parking lot, jen breastfed uncle sam, donnie blew , erh blew him up using, well, let's just let the picture tell that 1000 words..... told some guy who's son was trying to get jiggy with Gussies kids that all the girls were my daughters...... Got to site like 1:30 or so.... I don't even remember... Lorna said after 1, so I'll take her time.

I then wake up in a daze, it's Monday morning, I figure I'll take the dog for a walk in the vacant site next to me..... and I look up and

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5328_96722785266_749465266_2200010_7848935_s.jpg

oh crap... and there's a note on the windshield... I figure I'm about to be cussed out like words even a guy from the northeast had never heard, I pick up the note, turn your computer sideways to read:

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs196.snc1/6640_1166239150874_1074757990_30526421_7904239_n.j pg


lol......

I then had to go extend and who do I run into again, my archnemesis, AsianJason...... I quickly snapped this surveillance photo of him, just so he knew I was watching...

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5328_96696990266_749465266_2199401_4082002_n.jpg

Note how he's not really watching that guy he's talking to, but watching my every move, ready to pounce at me and kill.... but I guess he saw my crocs n socks and knew you can't mess with the Gatordad.....

The next day we left, and Stacy, Jen and I pushed the gatorcart back into the trailer, like a nascar driver pushing his cart back to the barn..... Went to WL food court, and had a sad day leaving....

Then colston came over, he brought us gifts from the poly and took photos with anyone that wanted one. ok, I lied.

Born 2 Fish
07-08-2009, 07:48 PM
:lmao:AWESOME report !!:rotfl2: Certainly sounds like a hellava time had by all ! :thumbsup2Wish we coulda been there ! :lmao::lmao:

ntsammy5
07-08-2009, 08:08 PM
I am overwhelmed - after I read the note if took me 15 minutes to get my head back on straight.

BigDaddyRog
07-08-2009, 08:33 PM
Aaaggggghhhhhhhhh!! Pete....that was well worth the 2 year wait for a firtst ever trip report!!!! Too damn funny!!!:lmao:

vick
07-08-2009, 08:34 PM
I am overwhelmed - after I read the note if took me 15 minutes to get my head back on straight.

You should have turned your computer over! :rotfl2:

Great report Pete!! Wish we could have been there.

HippieCamper
07-08-2009, 08:41 PM
OMG! :rotfl2::rotfl2:

Pete, that was the best dissertation EVER! You nailed it! I love how you went home with more food then came with - next time I volunteer to cook, apparently, it's a very lucrative deal!!:worship:

I LOVE the entire report! Seriously, I almost pee'd my pants!

I asked Todd..."How is it that a guy who never smiles can be so F'n hysterical?!:confused3

You all were so much fun!

BRDof3
07-08-2009, 08:41 PM
Went to WL food court, and had a sad day leaving....

Then colston came over, he brought us gifts from the poly and took photos with anyone that wanted one. ok, I lied.

See, I KNEW you didn't really eat at the WL food court. :lmao:


Now that, my friend, is the way to do a trip report! :woohoo:

liv luvs disney
07-08-2009, 08:43 PM
Hilarious! I hope you consider doing more trip reports! This board is the absolute hi-light of my life. What does that say about me?!?!? What did I do before I joined?

DisCamper
07-08-2009, 08:55 PM
Gatordad, does Kingsford do drop shipments to you every night? You had to go through 800 #’s of Charcoal - that grill ran the whole time!

LORNADUCK
07-08-2009, 09:48 PM
Gatordad, thanks for the mention of my whole Ducky family.
I turned my monitor on it's side to read the note, now it doesn't work so good.
If you only do one trip report it was great we are LMAO. Richie and I are still sitting here with tears in our eyes.
I wasn't fully awake when you told us about the truck, it took me a while to realize that there was a camper there. Like I said I was half alsleep.
By the way anyone find our blue soft sided cooler with wheels, we will be glad to donate the beer, we just want the cooler back so we can fill it again.

DaveInTN
07-08-2009, 09:55 PM
Sure glad I'm not reading this on the desktop computer. My neck would need chiropractic work. Great trip report!

AuburnJen92
07-08-2009, 10:11 PM
See, I KNEW you didn't really eat at the WL food court. :lmao:


waddya mean we didn't go to the WL food court?

Gatordad
07-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Hearing the story of the missing cooler brings up two things:

1. There were people stealing coolers

2. I am remiss, and I formally apologize to the Millermousketeers from the great State of Texas. This is their 2nd GG, and they are a welcome addition to the group, and A-ok in my book..... and we both hate the Sooners.

stacktester
07-08-2009, 11:25 PM
I have to change my signature
The new slogan is " I can do things for you that your husband cannot"

or this one"it's a 5th wheel thing" How bout a vote. I backed in about seven 5'ers this weekend as wives watched their hubby just stand there.

Vote for Pedro. I will make all your wildest dreams come true.

OK GRUMPY
07-08-2009, 11:28 PM
That note was funny! Gatordad I realize that we have something in common.. I need help backing up to! Great trip report you made me laugh!

Thumper_ehhhhh
07-08-2009, 11:53 PM
great trip report. I read it at work and when i came home i had to reread it again as I couldn't see the pictures at work. It make sence now that I can see the pics.

DaddyDon
07-09-2009, 04:54 AM
Now That is funny...i don't care who you are That's Funny!:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

des1954
07-09-2009, 07:16 AM
I see nothing funny about a bunch of drunk hooligans stretching the limits of OSCO & the Disney Po-Po.:snooty:

DisCamper
07-09-2009, 08:04 AM
O come on they loved us why would OCSO and Disney po-po come over so many time just to say hi if they didn’t?

stacktester
07-09-2009, 08:05 AM
I even saw fake credentials. The nerve of some people.

BRDof3
07-09-2009, 09:04 AM
O come on they loved us why would OCSO and Disney po-po come over so many time just to say hi if they didn’t?

:lmao:

BRDof3
07-09-2009, 09:05 AM
I have to change my signature
The new slogan is " I can do things for you that your husband cannot"

You need a T-shirt with this slogan on it.:rotfl:

bigdisneydaddy
07-09-2009, 09:15 AM
I have to change my signature
The new slogan is " I can do things for you that your husband cannot"

or this one"it's a 5th wheel thing" How bout a vote. I backed in about seven 5'ers this weekend as wives watched their hubby just stand there.

Vote for Pedro. I will make all your wildest dreams come true.

True that, he even pimped me out on a job while we were there in April.

BRDof3
07-09-2009, 09:19 AM
I see nothing funny about a bunch of drunk hooligans stretching the limits of OSCO & the Disney Po-Po.:snooty:

Yes you do. ;)

Just Beachy
07-09-2009, 09:59 AM
Gatordad, thank you!!! :worship: That earned you some Poland Spring. I will figure out how to bring you some in October. I can't wait to meet the Gatorfamily!!

ftwildernessguy
07-09-2009, 10:05 AM
Sounds like the kind of kids my mommy told me not to play with. I never did listen much to my mommy. I think maybe Al and I could provide some security in the future if you wish. I will be the responsible designated driver in the group.

Just Beachy
07-09-2009, 10:22 AM
I will be the responsible designated driver in the group.


:lmao::rotfl2::lmao:

auntie
07-09-2009, 10:40 AM
I will be the responsible designated driver in the group.


That's rich,:rolleyes1 coming from the guy who carries a list with the Kungaloosh ingredients his back pocket.:lmao:

ftwildernessguy
07-09-2009, 10:51 AM
That's rich,:rolleyes1 coming from the guy who carries a list with the Kungaloosh ingredients his back pocket.:lmao:

It is a SCIENTIFIC FACT that Kungaloosh CANNOT contribute to public intoxication. Not wishing to get into all the specifics, suffice it to say that the precise ratio of Capt Morgan's, Blackberry Brandy, orange juice and strawberry daiquiri mix cancel out the effects of the alcohol. A bus driver told me this.

auntie
07-09-2009, 11:47 AM
It is a SCIENTIFIC FACT that Kungaloosh CANNOT contribute to public intoxication. Not wishing to get into all the specifics, suffice it to say that the precise ratio of Capt Morgan's, Blackberry Brandy, orange juice and strawberry daiquiri mix cancel out the effects of the alcohol. A bus driver told me this.


How's that list...paper wearing thin?...I rest my case!....:lmao:

Hmm...:scratchin sounds like one of those Snapple Facts..or.. rather a..Capt. Morgan Fact :drinking1

:laughing:

Yet..you say a bus driver :drive:told you this.. then it must be gospel.::yes::

AuburnJen92
07-09-2009, 12:15 PM
Yes you do. ;)

her nose is just bent out of shape because the traffic was so bad and she had to go home early...:lmao:

(she would have been right there with us, trust me....:rotfl2:)

des1954
07-09-2009, 12:38 PM
her nose is just bent out of shape because the traffic was so bad and she had to go home early...:lmao:

(she would have been right there with us, trust me....:rotfl2:)

Who,,,,, Me??? I would have been leading the pack for sure!! Have beer, will travel!!:lmao:

AuburnJen92
07-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Who,,,,, Me??? I would have been leading the pack for sure!! Have beer, will travel!!:lmao:

now that is the Deb I know and love...

BRDof3
07-09-2009, 01:21 PM
Yet..you say a bus driver :drive:told you this.. then it must be gospel.::yes::

And I read it on the internet, so it must be true. :rolleyes1

big kahuna1
07-09-2009, 02:34 PM
It is a SCIENTIFIC FACT that Kungaloosh CANNOT contribute to public intoxication. Not wishing to get into all the specifics, suffice it to say that the precise ratio of Capt Morgan's, Blackberry Brandy, orange juice and strawberry daiquiri mix cancel out the effects of the alcohol. A bus driver told me this.

Because of your expert and precise mixing of Kungaloosh, you were in a state of a alcohol induced, semi-coma and ended plastered on the front if his windshield. How did you hear or understand him through his windshield?:thumbsup2

ftwildernessguy
07-09-2009, 03:48 PM
Because of your expert and precise mixing of Kungaloosh, you were in a state of a alcohol induced, semi-coma and ended plastered on the front if his windshield. How did you hear or understand him through his windshield?:thumbsup2

I swear, that's what he said after he turned on the windshield wipers. It was either that or "Get the heck off my windshield, weirdo!"

Gatordad
07-09-2009, 06:46 PM
Gatordad, thank you!!! :worship: That earned you some Poland Spring. I will figure out how to bring you some in October. I can't wait to meet the Gatorfamily!!

The gatorfamily is quite boring in person.....

bigdisneydaddy
07-10-2009, 11:59 AM
The gatorfamily is quite boring in person.....

I am much smarter and witty online than I am in person.

ftwildernessguy
07-10-2009, 12:09 PM
I am much smarter and witty online than I am in person.

I'm better looking online.

ntsammy5
07-10-2009, 01:19 PM
I'm better looking online.

I'm freakin GORGEOUS online......

Born 2 Fish
07-10-2009, 01:57 PM
I'm freakin GORGEOUS online......

I'm online......

ntsammy5
07-10-2009, 02:06 PM
Me too - go figure -

Mmketeer
07-10-2009, 06:37 PM
Here goes. FYI, the "N" key is missing from my keyboard, so if a word should have the letter n, and it doesn't just pretend because I'm not pounding the keyboard..... I'll add as I remember stuff.

We got there Wed. First thig I did was call Donnie's Hit it and Quit it parking service to make sure I would be able to get in the spot..... We got a late jump and got there probably at 6 or so.... it was rainig all day, and I was tempted to wait until the next day. The mayor met us at the checkin and we proceeded to be put in 1602, but what is the best loop? does the short bus go there? Should I get a golf cart? How soon should I leave for rope drop? do the busses get there early enough for character dining???, but I digress...... So he backs me in quickly, about 2 mins. nothing eventful there..... set up and then I think Cajun Geek and CJ come and we watch them, and get back to work. I think that's the day Keylime and the gang got there as well... Donnie backed them in also.... I asked the mayor why he wasn't staying in 1600 with the rest of the morans, he said he couldn't get into any of the sites.... we then found him, 10 feet from Mrs. Gus in 1700.... go figure.

Then Tungpo and his gang showed up with 300 dogs that barked all night..well maybe not 300 and they were quite quiet across the street from us. Unfortunately his beast of a golf cart was under the weather, and I didn't get to drive it. Tig and Tas, as well as Tigger were in our loop also.

Naturally, we grilled and I drank then looped.
Thursday was sortof uneventful, Todd Cheryle and Rudy ad his new dog showed up I think, we went to the pool, then waited for our friends to show up. we went to Cocoa Beach for dinner, saw the Ron Jon shop, found out the original one was in NJ, the liars that make you believe it was in FL....

Friday we played golf at Champions Gate, came back and had our first grillparty of the weekend, Lo and behold, who shows up but Carol and Rick..... It was an unexpected and great surprise. missed the fireworks due to drinking and cooking. Met Lornaduck, Lornadrake, and heard that Lornaduckling would be there the next day..... Homebrew was there, with his grandkids in tow. Big golf cart parade again, everyone had fun.... snuck down to WL, cut off a bus, hid from the federales, and generally caused mayhem.... heard a gator about 3 feet from us on the trail.

Saturday was the big cart parade.... I tried to purposely oversleep, but the kids got me up. Some guy let us in after the parade started, but we are all deaf due to being in front of the ((*)&*%% fire engine. Got hit in the head by a piece of candy thrown by a rowdy parade watcher. There was some crazy lady, Chris took her picture, and of course the Mayor was like, oh, that's Judith, she lives in this site, I know her, like who doesn't he know....

swam, grilled and the funny thing is, we started the weekend with like 10lbs of meat, and we came home with about 40.... go figure, a Miracle at the Fort, maybe they'll make a showtime movie about it..... After the fireworks things quickly went down the tubes..... My cart melted a component again, had to be towed in from an undisclosed read: Illegal location...... then we find out Tigger's cart crapped out as well... We lost 2 carts, and Jen's jeep battery all in one weekend.

The parades went on all night long, with OCSD, the Disey popo tried to stop the revelries, but who knows.

The next day some guy from hq starts driving around. He starts asking all sorts of questions and mulling about. Discamper immediately knew what he was up to, so he got him right back using the Force... "these aren't the carts, you're looking for".... Angie lent us her cart, so we were back in business....I drove home, got the dog and we extended til Tuesday and parked the truck in the vacant site next to us...

drank a lot that night, kicked a diaper in the parking lot, jen breastfed uncle sam, donnie blew , erh blew him up using, well, let's just let the picture tell that 1000 words..... told some guy who's son was trying to get jiggy with Gussies kids that all the girls were my daughters...... Got to site like 1:30 or so.... I don't even remember... Lorna said after 1, so I'll take her time.

I then wake up in a daze, it's Monday morning, I figure I'll take the dog for a walk in the vacant site next to me..... and I look up and

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5328_96722785266_749465266_2200010_7848935_s.jpg

oh crap... and there's a note on the windshield... I figure I'm about to be cussed out like words even a guy from the northeast had never heard, I pick up the note, turn your computer sideways to read:

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs196.snc1/6640_1166239150874_1074757990_30526421_7904239_n.j pg


lol......

I then had to go extend and who do I run into again, my archnemesis, AsianJason...... I quickly snapped this surveillance photo of him, just so he knew I was watching...

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5328_96696990266_749465266_2199401_4082002_n.jpg

Note how he's not really watching that guy he's talking to, but watching my every move, ready to pounce at me and kill.... but I guess he saw my crocs n socks and knew you can't mess with the Gatordad.....

The next day we left, and Stacy, Jen and I pushed the gatorcart back into the trailer, like a nascar driver pushing his cart back to the barn..... Went to WL food court, and had a sad day leaving....

Then colston came over, he brought us gifts from the poly and took photos with anyone that wanted one. ok, I lied.

Great job Gatordad, made me feel like I was right there with ya'll. ;) Thanks for posting it. ;)

DisCamper
07-11-2009, 02:05 AM
Forgive the delay…we just had to wait ‘til things cooled down. Jason (A.K.A. Disney PoPo) said ‘If this keeps up, I will shove your Rosary bleeds up your nose.” And I said ‘These bleeds, up this nose?’

gillenkl
07-11-2009, 11:40 AM
Loved the AsianJason pictures - brought back great memories of seeing him in June!