This thread has become an Engineer bashing Thread we'll that's just wrong we rule!

[Raulandpinboy]

The top ten reason why studying here in the office (Hollow Mountain cavern) during the weekend is better than at home.

Mind you I'm alone here in this great big vast manufacturing plant I call home.


#10 The secretaries have those romance novels all over the place… Why who knew that Sam's older brother, was really Tina's long son that she gave up when Tony told her to give up the child, or the affair was over. Meanwhile Chad the stable boy was working out in the gym his chest heaving in and out, while sweat made his Columbian olive skin glisten like…… well you get the drift.

#9 The copy machines are mine all mine do you hear me ma... top of the world hahahahahah. Anyway it's mine.

#8 I finally got to see the women's bathroom. Amazing its clean, and there's this smell in there like soap, and the toilet seats are all down. What's up with that????

#7 I got to use the ladies room, because lets face it kids the men's room is gross, and smells like taco's and bean dip. Hey it beats going to the gas station down the street.

#6 Goes with #7 I got to lift all the toilet seats, that'll make them wonder.

#5 There's nobody at my door crying, whining, or complaining, that this that or the other thing, is broken, missing, or touching them.

#4 I just scared the security guard (a woman) into tomorrow, by turning off my lights and sitting in the dark, when she checked on my door I stood up and yelled "Who Loves Ya Baby" and "who's your Daddy" Oh thank goodness I'm the VP.

#3 I don't have to worry about what websites that are on my screen hehehehehehehe. No no I mean like Joe cartoon you sickies.

#2 There is food all over the place these women have M&M's, popcorn, granola bars, mass amounts of chocolates, cereal, peanuts from every country, and this new thing I found called coffee… It's a blast.

And The number one reason is…………….

#1 Open mic night, cause I can use the companies PA system to sing Feelings and get ready for karaoke night on the November pin cruise.

Oops gotta go security's back and she's got her supervisor with her….. uhmmm I may be gone for a bit y'all :p

Hey maybe I can give her M&M's and sing feelings to her. Ha ha beat you all to the punch. :)

[buggin']

LoL!!! :p

Buggin'
Amber

[Pin Wizard]

LOL! Sounds like some fun reasons. :p

[JudithM]

Raul, a couple of things come to mind ...

One time at a school a female teacher was heading to the rest room. Another woman said, "Don't forget to spray." Well, the male teachers went crazy because they didn't have air fresheners. One of the guys went to the Principal & voila, the guys have air fresheners. Forget that the office secretaries bought the spray themselves.

And, my husband says for open mic night, just imagine being in a smoke filled bar in the Phillippines. On the stage with the live band is a petite local woman. They strike up the tune & out of the speakers comes "Peelings, nutting more dan peelings!" Be careful what tune you choose :)!

[chef's wife]

Amorcito,
Ju haf to estop estudiando por un momentico to answer my email!!!I need adviso on a bery, bery importante trade. Muchisimo mas importante que tu examen!
Por favor, contestame!!!
Besitos,
Michelle

[Engr-Chas]

if he is going to be singing in a bar in the Phillippines, then there has to be a donkey on the stage along with a hot limber woman!

Yeah baby!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Edit

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Bravo, Ed!!!!

If you hadn't left the seats up in the women's room, I was going to say something. :)

My question is --- NOW does the women's room smell like tacos and bean dip??? :) :p :jester:

[3kids4me]

Don't forget the number one reason **not** to be studying there...computer access!!

I think you should go to one of those libraries with the study carrels like they used to have in college...remember those? You know, you felt like you were sitting in a little wooden box and could not believe that no one ever took the time to put any graffitti on them?

Of course, back then there were no computers....just the giant ones that filled up a whole room and spit out strips of green tape that had things on them you couldn't understand...

Ah...those were the days...NOT!

[JudithM]

Charles, my husband said I could not reply to you as this is a family board :)!

Sharon, we know what generation of computer users you started in :)!

[Engr-Chas]

Hi Judith,

Thats ok. I am glad to see that the Man of the house makes the rules!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Man Show

[Raulandpinboy]

Okay you have to admit that was a good one:p

But dude be ready for the womens revenge. They attack in large numbers like wolf packs. just wait till they get to my battery post.

Now Charles, and Judith be gentle I'm in enough trouble with the moderators.

I'm glad I'm in the mountain. even if it is the first time is hasnt rained in a week.

[JudithM]

Charles, I never said the man of the house makes the rules - he just abides by them :)!

And Raul, I don't have red hair, so I am a gentle soul. Now WHO gets YOU in trouble with the moderators?

Seriously, it isn't raining today in central FL? Good because for one friend it is their last full day in FL & he is supposed to be bringing me a couple of pins :). For another friend it is the beginning of their two week stay, & it has done nothing but rain since they arrived. I hate to say it but you all REALLY did need rain ... ok, maybe not all at once. I bet the rain hasn't stopped pin collectors, pin traders, etc. :)!

[GotAnyPins]

But the rains have come to Central Fla...just started here in Casselberry, and is making its wat to the WDW area..the newest news flash I have from that area..(ismetoo) just lives around the corner, is that it is looking threatening...

I sound like a weather forcaster don't I..

But as you said ..a little liquid sunshine never stopped us...the pin trader core...if you had been to the newest pin meet at WDW Boardwalk, we turned out in droves, and pouring rain to attend it last night..outside under the porch, stuffed full of pin traders...please pass the Ban..nothing will stop us!!!!

Next report at 6

Donna

[JudithM]

Donna, LOL :)!! I'll be waiting for the next weather report live from central FL!

[Engr-Chas]

Ed, I know that I left a post here somewhere?

Red did you GET me?!?

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Missplaced Post

[Engr-Chas]

Judith,

Now now, I think you mean't to say that he enforces the rules!

I know that there are not many men like Ed and myself who are masters of our domains, but we Engineer's wouldn't have it any other way.

Men rule x Engineer's rule = Super Dudes who rule the universe!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Super Dudes

[JudithM]

You engineers all think alike :)! My engineer husband said to tell you "you really hit the nail on the head about men setting the rules!"

Donna, help! What should we do with the engineers :)? And where's the 6 p.m. weather forecast :)?

[GotAnyPins]

The other bad news is that I'm married to an engineer too, and he too thinks he makes the rules..(aren't they sooo cute!!)

and about the better late then never weather report...whew that was long...it is still just sprinkling here, and should end the torrential downpours on Wed..and go back to just our daily heat showers...which can be like torrential downpours..

Judith i promise never to let you down like that again

Donna

[MeanLaureen]

and he too thinks he makes the rules..(aren't they sooo cute!!)

HA! Matthew knows the score... marry a red head and you don't even THINK about trying to make the rules in the family! ;) ;) :p

[JudithM]

When I saw Mean Laureen was the last one to post on this subject, I thought, "Oh No! The redhead locked the thread!" Thanks, Laurie for letting us have our fun!

Donna, you didn't let me down - you were probably trying to stay dry in rainy FL :). As for engineers - you're right - we just let them think they make the rules.

Laurie, I have a red-headed teacher friend who loves to tell her students, "I don't have this read hair for anything!" Watch out!

[MeanLaureen]

Judith!! You are giving me a bad rap! I'm not a "lock"er I'm more of an "EDit"ing type of mod - right Raul????:smooth: :smooth:

[Raulandpinboy]

Next time you flush the toilet thank an Engineer

So three engineers are sitting in a bar.

Chas, Raul, and Judith's Husband who makes the rules.

Raul says if God was and engineer what kind would he be?

Chas says he is most likely an Electrical Engineer…. Why's that ask the others?

Look at the human body, all those nerves and the brain with all those electrical impulses…. Most definitely God is an Electrical Engineer.

Judith's hubby says…. No way he is most likely a Mechanical Engineer… Why ask the others?

Look again at the body, all those joints and pressure point and the way it all moves… Most definitely God is a Mechanical Engineer.

Raul says…. No your both wrong God is a Civil Engineer…. A Civil Engineer why is that ask the others.


Well look at the human body again… Who else would run a waste pipe through a recreational area…. Yes God is a Civil Engineer.

Thank you folks I'm here all week…..

[MeanLaureen]

Next time you flush the toilet thank an Engineer

Ed, next time you take a breath and realize you are alive, thank a woman :smooth:

[Gytchy]

Very nice Lauri, very nice.

[Engr-Chas]

Excellent Raul! We Engineers are soo witty!

Hey Red, thank a woman?? Do I thank the clay pot too?? Both of them are just containers to grow something!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Witty Mind

[GotAnyPins]

Well now all our questions have been answered!!

We all now know where Chas came from...

Do I thank the clay pot too?

Nuff Said!!!

Lady Donna

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

I'll thank a woman right now.

Lauri, thanks for getting Ed and Chuckles all riled up 3 days before I fly down to WDW and have to deal with -- er, see them in person. :) Now there's no telling what kind of a warped twisted individual I'll be when I come home. :jester:

[GotAnyPins]

Just think of the adventure you have facing you..(by the way you do have Your spritzer bottle packed, don't you??) just in case of course..

I'm sure when this is all over, you will be thanking Lauri..I mean if she can't come, she is just making sure that you have the "best" time possible... err..that is what you were doing wasn't it Lauri???

Donna

[3kids4me]

I see that this thread has been retitled as follows:

"This thread has become an Engineer bashing Thread we'll that's just wrong we rule!"


Might I suggest that to gain some more respect you remove the apostrophe from "we'll"? ;)

(Yes, I'm married to an Electrical Engineer)

[Raulandpinboy]

Enginers to not mispell anything look again you're misstakeen.

Thank goodness your not married to a Civil Engineer they're pretty ticked off over the God joke.

[buggin']

I admit it, Im still so confused about the whole 'thank a clay pot' thing.

Buggin'
Amber
princess of the confused

[chef's wife]

Well, I hate to admit it but my Dad is an electrical engineer. This explains why I can put a whole stereo system together, but ChefManny can't. He CAN cook a mean Prime Rib and clean circles around me among other things. He is a "Culinary Engineer", and he definitely makes the rules. (Ladies, I'm not stupid! He COOKS, I let him think he's the boss.) I think the "clay pot" reference was a little below the belt, even for me.
See you all Friday night!
Michelle

PS. GREAT comeback Mean Laureen!

[JudithM]

Thanks for the laughs, everyone!

"He might be an engineer but he isn't always civil."

[GotAnyPins]

Poor Raul is under the weather today..got the "flu" thing..poor guy.. achy and painy all over

Goes to show you,that these "engineers" just CAN'T
take the pressure.. just kidding honey..

and Judith...for your weather report, we had some early rain, but apparently it isn't going to stop there..we will be having more this afternoon, looks like a soggy day, ..more live updates later..

Donna

[Engr-Chas]

Alert! Alert!
That wench (Donna) must have posioned Raul's mind!

She asked him to fix the "thing-a-ma-jig" with the "whatch-a-ma-call-it" that is the kiss of death for us technical guys!

Dude, grab the Radio Shack catalog and concentrate, tap your tools together and say 3 times, "there is no place like my workbench", and put some industrial strength Vics in your pocket protector and breath deaply.

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Never Leave a Engineer Behind

[Dar20]

:Thank goodness your not married to a Civil Engineer they're pretty ticked off over the God joke.:

Nah, I think we pretty much agree.

Figure this one out.. my husband is married to a civil engineer. And you THOUGHT men ruled the world.... ;)

Dar :bounce:

[Engr-Chas]

Sorry Mame,
But there is NO SUCH THING as a "woman" Engineer!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Point Blank and Pesonal

[Dar20]

:Sorry Mame,
:But there is NO SUCH THING as a "woman" Engineer!

Wow, I don't know who "Mame" is, but I thought this was a good natured thread and my response was in fun. However, that was just plain insulting.

Dar

[JudithM]

Donna, thanks for the weather update! We visited friends earlier this evening who are leaving tomorrow for WDW. They know it will be rainy, but they've done WDW in the rain - their theory is a day at WDW in the rain is better than a day at home at work :).

Seriously, hope Raul feels better soon. No fun being sick ...

And Charles, I think you're in trouble (& it isn't Red this time :) )!