Important announcement...

[OrlandoMike]

I have to leave town for a few days on business....

Yes business!

If you don't believe me, take a look for yourself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7oV-tldNMc

I can assure you this is a business best practice sharing session!

(And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you!) :rotfl2:

Lets cut to the chase, I finally got a few days off, and am out of here!

So someone has to play the part of dad...



Hmmmmm



I've thought long and hard, and I've decide to throw caution to the wind...


So for the next three days...



Drum Roll please....













Wally is in charge! :scared1:



I look forward to reading what happens in the next three days! popcorn::

See ya real soon! pirate:

[wallyb]

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[wallyb]

Where Is that dang Banned button?
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb194/IGetPaid2Play/RedButton.gif

[jamieandben]

WOOHOO!!!!!!
:banana::cool1::woohoo::yay:

[MonorailMan]

Does this mean the board has officially become PG-13? :rolleyes:

[wallyb]

Nc - 17

[MonorailMan]

Nc - 17

Well.........it's about time. :banana:

[soulmates]

Nc - 17

LOVIN' your new Doo!;)

[rpmdfw]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/meezAnimatedBodyshot300x400.gif


Shouldn't this picture have red jeans on? :confused3

I mean, I know why the knees are worn through, but I'd expect them to be red.

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Mike -- Have fun on your Best Practices Benchmarking tour!:goodvibes

...

...

...

as far as the OTHER news -- OMG! The DIS will never be the same. (p.s. -- LUV the evil Meeeeee)

[wallyb]

Someone peel me a grape!

[jeanigor]

May I fan you with giant palm fronds?

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I mean, I know why the knees are worn through, but I'd expect them to be red.

The jeans or the knees? :confused:

[wallyb]

May I fan you with giant palm fronds?

After you get on that loin cloth.
:rolleyes:
I didn't buy a gross of them for nothing ya know.
Chop-chop!

[MonorailMan]

After you get on that loin cloth.
:rolleyes:
I didn't buy a gross of them for nothing ya know.
Chop-chop!

But.....the loin cloths are oh-so very last year. Even Old Navy has them on clearance. :scared1:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

But.....the loin cloths are oh-so very last year. Even Old Navy has them on clearance. :scared1:

That's where he got'em

[rpmdfw]

The jeans or the knees? :confused:

both

[wallyb]

But.....the loin cloths are oh-so very last year. Even Old Navy has them on clearance. :scared1:
Old Navy! I think not...
We doing the new Dolce&Gabbana ones.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/loin.jpg

So oil up and strip down Mary. ::yes::

[mikelan6]

Isn't that the guy from "Slumdog Millionaire"? You'd think he could afford clothes.

[jeanigor]

Old Navy! I think not...
We doing the new Dolce&Gabbana ones.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/loin.jpg

So oil up and strip down Mary. ::yes::

I don't think that print will go well with my skin tone. Do you have anything in lamée?

[wallyb]

I don't think that print will go well with my skin tone. Do you have anything in lamée?

As Tim Gunn would say "Make it work!" :rolleyes:

[rpmdfw]

As Tim Gunn would say "Make it work!" :rolleyes:

And as RuPaul would say

"You better work!"

:rotfl2:

[wallyb]

Donna Summer.
... Work hard for the money! :rolleyes1

[rosiep]

My loin cloth doesn't fit right......(whine) Do I have to wear it????

[wallyb]

My loin cloth doesn't fit right......(whine) Do I have to wear it????

Wear it over your face - and we'll call it good.:thumbsup2

[rpmdfw]

Wear it over your face - and we'll call it good.:thumbsup2

Wear the loincloth over your face but KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!

[Saxton]

I think Rosie should wear one of these at all times:

http://www.culture.gouv.fr/culture/archeosm/archeosom/imatges/archeosm/sca-neuf.jpg

[rosiep]

Wear it over your face - and we'll call it good.:thumbsup2

It's too small...I think this one was Rob's...Can't I just use it to dust with? Or remove your nail polish? Give it to an ant as a blanket....or should I just give it back to Rob? It covered his bits perfectly.

[rosiep]

I think Rosie should wear one of these at all times:

http://www.culture.gouv.fr/culture/archeosm/archeosom/imatges/archeosm/sca-neuf.jpg

And to think I was beginning to like you :headache:

[rpmdfw]

It's too small...I think this one was Rob's...Can't I just use it to dust with? Or remove your nail polish? Give it to an ant as a blanket....or should I just give it back to Rob? It covered his bits perfectly.

I don't care what you do with that one as long as YOU REMAIN CLOTHED!

[rpmdfw]

I think Rosie should wear one of these at all times:

http://www.culture.gouv.fr/culture/archeosm/archeosom/imatges/archeosm/sca-neuf.jpg

:rotfl2:

Way to go, Sue!

[Saxton]

And to think I was beginning to like you :headache:


Really? Was that before or after the many times you called me fat?

[Saxton]

:rotfl2:

Way to go, Sue!

Why thank you Rob!

[jeanigor]

My loin cloth doesn't fit right......(whine) Do I have to wear it????

I like your idea better Rosie. I'd rather wear nothing at all than something that looks like a psychedelic alligator.

[rosiep]

Really? Was that before or after the many times you called me fat?



I'm not ever going to admit that I called you the "F" word!!! It never happened no matter what Rob says! :headache:

There was that one time I said you looked FATigued and it got lost in translation.

[rosiep]

I like your idea better Rosie. I'd rather wear nothing at all than something that looks like a psychedelic alligator.

Todd....we should be nudie narcissists together!

[Saxton]

I'm not ever going to admit that I called you the "F" word!!! It never happened no matter what Rob says! :headache:

There was that one time I said you looked FATigued and it got lost in translation.

And then you sent me an email with a link to a website that offered 10% off gastric bypass. Talk about a mixed message.

[rpmdfw]

Okay, I interrupt the frivolity and Rosie calling people "fat" with some news.

I've gotten some texts from Mike. They have not yet been allowed to board the ship. They have been diverted to the Carnval parking lot instead and they can see a lot of police units around the Disney Terminal . . . including the bomb squad.

They've been given a letter from DCL that thanks them for their patience. And that they are free to explore the port canaveral area and they hope the ship will depart at 5pm on schedule

A package was left in the terminal and it is being investigated. That's all they know.

Thankfully Disney is VERY vigilant when it comes to such things.


At this point it doesn't seem like there is anything to worry about, but Mike and Shrek are having a rocky start to their weekend to be sure.

So think some happy thoughts for them, and hope that their journey will be as drama free as possible.

[rosiep]

And then you sent me an email with a link to a website that offered 10% off gastric bypass. Talk about a mixed message.

I thought it was a road map of eateries to avoid while driving cross country...:confused3

[Saxton]

Okay, I interrupt the frivolity and Rosie calling people "fat" with some news.

I've gotten some texts from Mike. They have not yet been allowed to board the ship. They have been diverted to the Carnval parking lot instead and they can see a lot of police units around the Disney Terminal . . . including the bomb squad.

They've been given a letter from DCL that thanks them for their patience. And that they are free to explore the port canaveral area and they hope the ship will depart at 5pm on schedule

A package was left in the terminal and it is being investigated. That's all they know.

Thankfully Disney is VERY vigilant when it comes to such things.


At this point it doesn't seem like there is anything to worry about, but Mike and Shrek are having a rocky start to their weekend to be sure.

So think some happy thoughts for them, and hope that their journey will be as drama free as possible.

Can we blame this on Rosie?

[rpmdfw]

Can we blame this on Rosie?

I don't see why not.

Though a case could also be made for Wally to be responisble.

Mike did leave him in charge, so this could be his way of taking over . . .

[rosiep]

Okay, I interrupt the frivolity and Rosie calling people "fat" with some news.

I've gotten some texts from Mike. They have not yet been allowed to board the ship. They have been diverted to the Carnval parking lot instead and they can see a lot of police units around the Disney Terminal . . . including the bomb squad.

They've been given a letter from DCL that thanks them for their patience. And that they are free to explore the port canaveral area and they hope the ship will depart at 5pm on schedule

A package was left in the terminal and it is being investigated. That's all they know.

Thankfully Disney is VERY vigilant when it comes to such things.


At this point it doesn't seem like there is anything to worry about, but Mike and Shrek are having a rocky start to their weekend to be sure.

So think some happy thoughts for them, and hope that their journey will be as drama free as possible.


Holy Crap! Hopefully it'll be swiftly taken care of and they'll have an amazing story to tell upon their return.

and Rob....didn't you see the post were I called your loincloth itsy bitsy? I wasn't saying you were large then and still I get no thanks! :mad:

[jeanigor]

I don't see why not.

Though a case could also be made for Wally to be responisble.

Mike did leave him in charge, so this could be his way of taking over . . .

I think it is Wally's sneaky way of turning his temporary duties into a long term responsibility.

(p.s. I hope things get underway as planned for Mike and Shrek)

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Okay, I interrupt the frivolity and Rosie calling people "fat" with some news.

I've gotten some texts from Mike. They have not yet been allowed to board the ship. They have been diverted to the Carnval parking lot instead and they can see a lot of police units around the Disney Terminal . . . including the bomb squad.

They've been given a letter from DCL that thanks them for their patience. And that they are free to explore the port canaveral area and they hope the ship will depart at 5pm on schedule

A package was left in the terminal and it is being investigated. That's all they know.

Thankfully Disney is VERY vigilant when it comes to such things.


At this point it doesn't seem like there is anything to worry about, but Mike and Shrek are having a rocky start to their weekend to be sure.

So think some happy thoughts for them, and hope that their journey will be as drama free as possible.

Poor Mike and Shrek... they so NEED this... Y does it seem that Disney is always screwing things up for them? :confused: I certainly don't mean that Disney does it on purpose... just that they are always calling him in to work on his days off and now this???

I hope this gets taken care of quickly, they have a buffet to get to!

[rpmdfw]

I just got a text from Mike saying "all clear"

So apparently the drama is over!

:woohoo:

[rosiep]

That's a relief.........

Now, about that loin cloth.....

[rpmdfw]

That's a relief.........

Now, about that loin cloth.....

The one that you're going to wear over your face?

[jeanigor]

That's a relief.........

Now, about that loin cloth.....

Or lack thereof

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I just got a text from Mike saying "all clear"

So apparently the drama is over!

:woohoo:

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[rosiep]

So apparently the drama is over!
:woohoo:

The one that you're going to wear over your face?

On the contrary...the drama is just about to start! pirate:

[wallyb]

I don't see why not.

Though a case could also be made for Wally to be responisble.

Mike did leave him in charge, so this could be his way of taking over . . .

Taking over ...
FOREVER!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/meezAnimatedBodyshot300x400.gif

[wallyb]

I just got a text from Mike saying "all clear"
So apparently the drama is over!
:woohoo:

Drat.:mad:
That's the last time I shop For WMD At Target. :headache:

[rosiep]

Drat.:mad:
That's the last time I shop For WMD At Target. :headache:

And using coupons...they always give you the duds.

[jeanigor]

Drat.:mad:
That's the last time I shop For WMD At Target. :headache:

I would've expected more from you, Wally....:sad2:

[wallyb]

I would've expected more from you, Wally....:sad2:

I know ... Try and save a buck. :sad2:
Should have gone for one of those
Martha Stewart Everyday WMD

[rosiep]

So Wally...

How does it happen that a guy like you ends up Moderating a board like this???

What nasty promises of servitude to you promise to MIke??

[wallyb]

I "persuaded" him.

[jenn&nelsonrego]

So Wally...

How does it happen that a guy like you ends up Moderating a board like this???

What nasty promises of servitude to you promise to MIke??

PLEASE don't answer that Wally....

My innocent ears... :sad2:

[wallyb]

PLEASE don't answer that Wally....

My innocent ears... :sad2:

Really ... you haven't tried it in the ear yet? :rolleyes1

[rosiep]

My ears were the first to go.......

[wallyb]

My ears were the first to go.......

... which lead to the Brain damage. ::yes::

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Really ... you haven't tried it in the ear yet? :rolleyes1

Well.... :3dglasses what I didn't mention was that it was the only innocent part left.... :thumbsup2

[rosiep]

It was more like Brian damage...he got stuck and they had to ...ahem...cut the weinie out. It was sad. :sad1: But we were young....what did we know???

[DVC~OKW~96]

Ummmmm...well...errrmmmm...ok.

I'm sending good wishes to O'Mike and Shrek for a great cruise...

Still hyperventilating at the concept of Wally The Great...

Picturing Rosie in that useless loincloth rag... :teeth: :rotfl:

[jjjmranch]

I've missed everyone's bantering! I haven't been able to access DIS for FOUR days. I almost had withdrawal symptoms from being a long time lurker/never poster.

[wallyb]

I've missed everyone's bantering! I haven't been able to access DIS for FOUR days. I almost had withdrawal symptoms from being a long time lurker/never poster.

Well What are you waiting for ... Jump in the pool!

FYI - Sometimes Rosie pees in it.
:scared:

[Saxton]

Well What are you waiting for ... Jump in the pool!

FYI - Sometimes Rosie pees in it.
:scared:

Wally is the mod now so you have to listen to him! Post away. :thumbsup2

[MonorailMan]

Well What are you waiting for ... Jump in the pool!

FYI - Sometimes Rosie pees in it.
:scared:

There's an extra pool filled with rose water if anyone cares to avoid the pee pool. However it does have the Care Bears on the bottom......and can probably only hold one person at a time.

[wallyb]

There's an extra pool filled with rose water if anyone cares to avoid the pee pool. However it does have the Care Bears on the bottom......and can probably only hold one person at a time.

Nope.:sad2:

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/mandibuckley/EM-Sandy_in_the_Kiddy_Pool_004a.jpg

Backup pool is ocupado.

I think Rosie only peed a little though.
Just a wee bit. :lmao:
She drinks to much coffee so it's bound to happen.:rolleyes:

[jjjmranch]

I'm just worried on how many sharks and barracudas are lurking in the pool, waiting to take a bite!

[wallyb]

I'm just worried on how many sharks and barracudas are lurking in the pool, waiting to take a bite!

Love bites.
Nibbles really.
no biggy.
:upsidedow

[TuckandStuiesMom]

no biters here... just silly ole' us. :goodvibes

p.s. -- How come the water is always warmer around Wally? :confused3 (I don't think it's Rosie)

[wallyb]

no biters here... just silly ole' us. :goodvibes

p.s. -- How come the water is always warmer around Wally? :confused3 (I don't think it's Rosie)

I'm hot blooded.
Check it and see. ;)

10 points for the song cue.

Anyone?

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I'm hot blooded.
Check it and see. ;)

10 points for the song cue.

Anyone?

Got a fever of 103 (i am embarrassed that i knew that)

[rmom50]

COME ON BABY CAN YOU DO MORE THAN DANCE? (loud and proud)

[wallyb]

Got a fever of 103 (i am embarrassed that i knew that)

You're so funny :rotfl:

[rosiep]

Picturing Rosie in that useless loincloth rag... :teeth: :rotfl:

I'm not too shabby am I????? ;)

Well What are you waiting for ... Jump in the pool!

FYI - Sometimes Rosie pees in it.
:scared:

It's extra hot here today, so if you want to take your chances that that's a Tootsie Roll floating in the water...be my guest.
Otherwise I'll just lounge here by myself. :laughing:

[wallyb]

Okay - I'm outta here!
Tag MM you're it!
See what you can do with the joint.
Ban 'em if ya have to.

[DVC~OKW~96]

HEY!!!! Where'd eee go??? He can't just take off and leave like that can he? I mean, O'Mike SAID he was the mod n' all.

That's poor form. VERY poor form. :snooty:

So, MM you got any fun things planned? :rotfl:

Rosie, you are NOT shabby! Don't listen to them for ONE minnit!!!

[jeanigor]

Was MM the first runner up in the pageant? Since the winner was not able to fulfill his post, the First Runner up now assumes the duties and responsibilities?

[MonorailMan]

What the....? Was I just nominated as the runner-up runner-up moderator??? :scared1:

[DVC~OKW~96]

No! Not the runner up runner up, the runner up!

Now then. Whatcha' got planned? SURELY it can't be difficult at all to outshine Wally the Great. ::yes:: :rotfl:

[MonorailMan]

No! Not the runner up runner up, the runner up!

Now then. Whatcha' got planned? SURELY it can't be difficult at all to outshine Wally the Great. ::yes:: :rotfl:

I.....I........
I don't know! No one has ever exercised such poor judgment to actually pick me for anything. :eek:

Okay.....let's start by all having a drinky-poo! This is a holiday weekend, after all. :rolleyes1

Now I will randomly pick some people for the required "send nude photos of yourself to MM" event......

*Jeff90
*Zeitzeuge
*Craiggers

Chop chop, lollipops! I've got a BBQ to attend! More names will randomly be pulled later this evening. Don't worry--If your name is in the hat I'll call your name....even if you're a woman. (I went to art school, so I'm used to seeing the tatas. :rolleyes1 )

[DVC~OKW~96]

Dude. Drinks? Cool. Nude photos? Nope.

Now then. Come up with something GOOD. Sheesh!!!

Ya' don't wanna' lose your Runner Up Supreme, standing doya'? :confused3

[MonorailMan]

Dude. Drinks? Cool. Nude photos? Nope.

Now then. Come up with something GOOD. Sheesh!!!

Ya' don't wanna' lose your Runner Up Supreme, standing doya'? :confused3

Hey now! If you start getting unruly I'm going to start singing "It's a Small World"...........and nooooooooooobody wants that, no do they? :snooty:

[MonorailMan]

Okay, okay. I have an idea. Let's play "Tell us something we don't know about you". Here is the only rule.............

Tell us something we don't know about you.

[DVC~OKW~96]

Unruly? UNRULY???:lmao: Whoooeee!!! You've not seen UNRULY child! :rotfl::rotfl:

As for the singing? Sure! ::yes:: Kinda' partial to that tune, myself. :teeth:

Now, stop stalling and get on with the cool, fun stuff willya'!!!!???:yay::dance3::cheer2::banana:popcorn :: (Do I have to tell you EVERYTHING)? :laughing:

[MonorailMan]

Unruly? UNRULY???:lmao: Whoooeee!!! You've not seen UNRULY child! :rotfl::rotfl:

As for the singing? Sure! ::yes:: Kinda' partial to that tune, myself. :teeth:

Now, stop stalling and get on with the cool, fun stuff willya'!!!!???:yay::dance3::cheer2::banana:popcorn :: (Do I have to tell you EVERYTHING)? :laughing:

How fun do you want to get on here? :confused3 I may be crude and nasty, but even I have some standards on decency.
:lmao:
Sorry.....I couldn't say that with a straight face.

[DVC~OKW~96]

LOL! I didn't see your "tell us one thing we don't know about you" post...

That's an ok start. What does the winner of the "tell us" competition get? How many prizes are there...

Something you don't know about me? :confused3 Ummmm...geez... I dunno... like what? :confused:

OH! Like, we are growing tomatoes and herbs in containers on our lanai by the pool? Is that what you mean??? :3dglasses

[MonorailMan]

LOL! I didn't see your "tell us one thing we don't know about you" post...

That's an ok start. What does the winner of the "tell us" competition get? How many prizes are there...

Something you don't know about me? :confused3 Ummmm...geez... I dunno... like what? :confused:

OH! Like, we are growing tomatoes and herbs in containers on our lanai by the pool? Is that what you mean??? :3dglasses

Don't worry about the prize. You won't be winning with that. :sad2:

:lmao:

[DVC~OKW~96]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

What? Surely you didn't expect me to divulge...my favorite... color or something, did you? :scared1:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

See? You're way more fun than that deserter, Wally!

[MonorailMan]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

What? Surely you didn't expect me to divulge...my favorite... color or something, did you? :scared1:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

See? You're way more fun than that deserter, Wally!

Sadly I don't think I am more fun. I'm about to go to bed.

Alone.

Oh....and I already know your favorite color. Wally told me.

*runs*

[DVC~OKW~96]

:scared1::scared1::scared1:

LOLOLOL!

Hey, you need your rest. If you didn't get some solo time, you'd not be able to ... well, you get the idea!!!

[Sphyrna]

Don't worry about the prize. You won't be winning with that. :sad2:

:lmao:

ROFL!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:worship:

[ConcKahuna]

:scared1::scared1::scared1:

LOLOLOL!

Hey, you need your rest. If you didn't get some solo time, you'd not be able to ... well, you get the idea!!!

So are you now the runner up, runner up, runner up, runner up mod?

[rosiep]

So are you now the runner up, runner up, runner up, runner up mod?


Oh....and I already know your favorite color. Wally told me.

*runs*

Apparently the runner up took the title literally! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Apparently the runner up took the title literally! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Yup...he did a runner... wonder if it was those nekkid pitchurs I sent... :confused3

[DVC~OKW~96]

Me? NO WAY!!!!! That'd be you then, ConcK. ::yes::

CONCK's the MOD!!!!

OK. Now where were we? Weren't we supposed to have drinks or something?

[MonorailMan]

Apparently the runner up took the title literally! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Yup...he did a runner... wonder if it was those nekkid pitchurs I sent... :confused3

:rolleyes: You know me--I'm a bit slow when it comes to the whole "literally/figuratively" thing. I did wind up running about 2 miles though. Yaaaaaay! :woohoo:

Me? NO WAY!!!!! That'd be you then, ConcK. ::yes::

CONCK's the MOD!!!!

OK. Now where were we? Weren't we supposed to have drinks or something?

Normally I'd be really upset to have my position being handed over to someone else behind my back. :mad: But since it's ConcK, I'll gladly forfeit my role as runner-up runner-up. :woohoo: Welcome aboard!!!

[DVC~OKW~96]

Well, you did desert us in our hour of need... :snooty: LOL! Good that you got a run in though. ::yes::

You can be co-moderators, how's that? :teeth:

[wallyb]

Mike-
I got wind that our Miss Rosie was staging a coup d'état!
So I went to the DIS bunker till it blew over.
So MM takes a bullet for the cause - he's a trooper .
God save the Wally - long live the Wally!

[OrlandoMike]

So I went to the DIS bunker till it blew over.


You went to Maine for the weekend!

I'm not stupid! :sad2:

So much for Wally the "team player".

[wallyb]

I'm not stupid! :sad2:

".
You're not?
YOU made me MOD!

[wallyb]

And as for team player - hey I'm willing to take one ( or 12! or 20!)
for the team any day!

[OrlandoMike]

You're not?
YOU made me MOD!

I believe what I said was.........:rolleyes1


So someone has to play the part of dad...

[wallyb]

I believe what I said was.........:rolleyes1

Don't split hairs with me "Plain ole head"! :mad:

[OrlandoMike]

Don't split hairs with me "Plain ole head"! :mad:

Nice bow kitty! :lmao:

[DVC~OKW~96]

:lmao:

Ahem. :guilty:

[Stormhawk]

I guess now that he's not in "daddy" mode the fashion accessories can come back out :scratchin

[wallyb]

Nice bow kitty! :lmao:

I thought so. :snooty:
After all I'm really just a pussycat. :flower3:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I guess now that he's not in "daddy" mode the fashion accessories can come back out :scratchin

Is this why we're seeing a resurgence of Vally-the-Thunderer?

[wallyb]

Is this why we're seeing a resurgence of Vally-the-Thunderer?

Keep em guessing. ;)

[rpmdfw]

Keep em guessing. ;)

I've stopped guessing.

Now I just

:sad2:

and

:rolleyes2