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RIP@HM4afterlife
05-17-2002, 08:25 PM
this is yucky but funny:

A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
over the carpet. He then says, "If this vaccum does not clean it
completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
patties."

There is a long pause....

The lady half laughing asks, "Do you want a ketchup or mustard
on that?"

Puzzled the man asks, "What? Why?"

She says, laughing, "We just moved in and our electricity is not
turn on yet."

nsyncraider17
05-17-2002, 08:44 PM
ewww! lol:D

DiSnEyGrL13
05-18-2002, 12:00 PM
that was nasty, but funny!:D

kristy22
05-18-2002, 12:07 PM
Funny but nasty! lol :)

WDWfanatic288
05-18-2002, 12:37 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

but its still funny!

Banzai
05-19-2002, 07:12 AM
:eek: I like it!

Allie in Wonderland
05-19-2002, 09:35 AM
That is a really good one. I feel bad for the salesman.

wnb428
05-21-2002, 06:16 PM
eewwwwww... gross jokes... ok, here's a grossie, Texas-style...

As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip North, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the flight attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead armadillos.

"Do you wish to check the armadillos through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

alexgrinton
06-12-2002, 05:47 PM
I dont get it!! lol:confused:

daughter_of_amid_chaos
06-12-2002, 05:56 PM
hehe :p

flyingninja
06-12-2002, 07:27 PM
lololololol

Princess Ash
06-12-2002, 07:38 PM
Hee hee hee to all! :rolleyes: :p