A Funny....

[rosiep]

Shrek, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I'm told I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed." Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder?"

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed mirror, mirror on the wall, to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, the mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world." Brad Pitt winked at them and said "I now know for sure I'm the sexiest of them all" . But Angelina Jolie looked up and said...................."Who the hell is Rosiep?"

[Krustycarnie]

Should have see that one coming

[jamieandben]

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
YOU NUT!:hug:

[jeanigor]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
:rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[bubie2.5]

:lmao:

[soulmates]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[rosiep]

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week folks.....

[jeanigor]

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week folks.....

I'm so glad you're back:cheer2: :cheer2: :yay: :yay: .....its been extremely bland without you.

[rosiep]

I'm so glad you're back:cheer2: :cheer2: :yay: :yay: .....its been extremely bland without you.

Thanks love...

I'm so glad that nobody responded to my joke by saying "We've seen you...that really is a joke!"

[ConcKahuna]

I know breaking a mirror means 7 years bad luck, but what about if it's already a broken mirror? ;)

:hug: luv ya Rosie!

[rosiep]

I know breaking a mirror means 7 years bad luck, but what about if it's already a broken mirror? ;)

:hug: luv ya Rosie!

Wise guy!

[wallyb]

Shrek, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I'm told I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?" Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed." Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder?"

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed mirror, mirror on the wall, to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, the mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world." Brad Pitt winked at them and said "I now know for sure I'm the sexiest of them all" . But Angelina Jolie looked up and said...................."Who the hell is Rosiep?"

Yeah ... ha..... ha ... stop.... your killing me. :sad2:
Keep your day job Shecky!

[rosiep]

I thought it was funny.....

I have a saying: If you can't take a joke eFg YOU.

[wallyb]

I thought it was funny.....

I have a saying: If you can't take a joke eFg YOU.

Now don't go stealing Bette's lines. :sad2:

[rosiep]

I thought it first in my previous incarnation....she stole it from ME!

[starann]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thanks for the chuckle!

[rosiep]

:hug: Star!!!!

It was so great to meet you. You have such a beautiful family.
Next time it'll have to be early so we can spend a little more time together.

[NikkiPants]

HAHAHA you crack me up!

[hematite153]

:lmao: It's good to have you back, Rosie!

[DVC~OKW~96]

Hey Rosie! Nice to see you! :teeth:

I thought it was a good one! :teeth:

But then, I'm not a fan of AJ, so :confused3 :rotfl:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

cute joke, Rosie. :goodvibes