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imabrat
10-21-2008, 06:17 PM
My cooking skills are limited. Very limited. My knowledge ends at anything before and after boxed Macaroni and Cheese, including most microwaveable delicacies.

I can not cook. Plain and simple. I set the toaster on fire once! I can't even open an oven door, too scared.
So tonight, in my quest for knowledge (AKA I was starving and needed to eat) I decided to attempt this thing they call "French Toast". Simple, right? 4 ingrediants - bread, eggs, milk, and a frying pan.

Yeah. Uh huh. In a foreign planet maybe. First, the burner almost set on fire. Then, it wouldn't cook. I was standing there for 15 minutes and went through two pans, two slices of bread, and two eggs. They're still raw.
And my parents just think I'm lazy. :rolleyes:

diva122094
10-21-2008, 06:19 PM
lol.
nice.
i can't cook on stoves either.
i can cook in ovens though. ;D

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 06:20 PM
Wow.
How did you manage that?
o.O
How can yar burner be almost on fire, but your stuff not cook?

DisneyLily
10-21-2008, 06:20 PM
I am afraid of ovens more than I am of spiders. But the point is you attempted to try.

I can cook yummy chicken with random spices!

tinkerbell12
10-21-2008, 06:40 PM
I can barely make Ramen Noodles without burning them.

You tried, hey, I can't even get eggs to crack without getting the shells every where.

HouseMD1120
10-21-2008, 06:43 PM
I LOVE cooking!!! Let me know if you attempt to make anything else. Ill try to help. :)

My cousin's friend tried to make grilled cheese once. 3 ingredients: butter, bread, cheese. She put 2 slices of cheese in the bread, put butter of the bread, and put it... in the toaster. THE TOASTER!!!:scared1: It caught on fire. See? It could be worse.

wooty813
10-21-2008, 06:45 PM
ima good cook lol kinda I can do hotdaogs and mac and cheese!!! lol:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao: :rotfl2: that is almost the best meal that I have done.!

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 06:47 PM
I LOVE cooking!!! Let me know if you attempt to make anything else. Ill try to help. :)

My cousin's friend tried to make grilled cheese once. 3 ingredients: butter, bread, cheese. She put 2 slices of cheese in the bread, put butter of the bread, and put it... in the toaster. THE TOASTER!!!:scared1: It caught on fire. See? It could be worse.

See, ya make grilled cheese in a frying pan.
And it would make sense for it to catch on fire assuming you're using a pop up toaster. You put butter on after..

XxCuriosityxX<3
10-21-2008, 06:50 PM
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HouseMD1120
10-21-2008, 07:00 PM
See, ya make grilled cheese in a frying pan.
And it would make sense for it to catch on fire assuming you're using a pop up toaster. You put butter on after..

The sad thing is, my cousin did the same thing as her friend...:rolleyes:

Ms.Squeakers
10-21-2008, 08:12 PM
See, ya make grilled cheese in a frying pan.
And it would make sense for it to catch on fire assuming you're using a pop up toaster. You put butter on after..

Nah.

In the frying pan you put butter on one side *aka the side that youre gonna put face down* then you let that fry for a wile then put the cheese and other slice of butter bread *with the butter side up* and then once golden crispy you flip it and put it on the other side.

putting butter on..afterwards...makes absolutely no sesne...but...whatever floats your boat? :confused3

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:23 PM
Nah.

In the frying pan you put butter on one side *aka the side that youre gonna put face down* then you let that fry for a wile then put the cheese and other slice of butter bread *with the butter side up* and then once golden crispy you flip it and put it on the other side.

putting butter on..afterwards...makes absolutely no sesne...but...whatever floats your boat? :confused3

I meant in a toaster.

I know how to make a grilled cheese in a frying pan.

HouseMD1120
10-21-2008, 08:23 PM
Nah.

In the frying pan you put butter on one side *aka the side that youre gonna put face down* then you let that fry for a wile then put the cheese and other slice of butter bread *with the butter side up* and then once golden crispy you flip it and put it on the other side.

putting butter on..afterwards...makes absolutely no sesne...but...whatever floats your boat? :confused3

I was trying to figure that one out too. But i assumed that she meant... well actually i dont know what I thought she meant. I was just agreeing with the whole toaster thing.

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:25 PM
Toasters are stupid anyways.
Toaster OVENS are the way to go.
I can make a cake in mine hehehe.

HouseMD1120
10-21-2008, 08:27 PM
Toasters are stupid anyways.
Toaster OVENS are the way to go.
I can make a cake in mine hehehe.

We used to have you in my church's youth room!!! We made biscuits!!!:rotfl:

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:28 PM
They have so many uses! I can cook anything I darn please in that thing.
I love it.

Ms.Squeakers
10-21-2008, 08:31 PM
I meant in a toaster.

I know how to make a grilled cheese in a frying pan.

Ah okay, that post got me confused!

Toasters are stupid anyways.
Toaster OVENS are the way to go.
I can make a cake in mine hehehe.

They are! I wish i had one, instead we have a "bagel toaster" and...thats just..like probably the stupidest thing ive ever heard, because we dont even eat bagels and even if we did we dont toast them xD

Toaster ovens are sooo cool.
When my easy bake oven broke and i had all of those packets left of the mix i would put it in there instead and all of my treats came out perfectly.
It was awesome xD

imabrat
10-21-2008, 08:33 PM
I've set the toaster oven on fire too! It was chicken nuggets.

D:

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:34 PM
I loveeee bagels. Blueberry, maple and apple cinnamon (minus the raisins!) are my favorites.

We`ve never used a pop toaster. Always been an oven. I use like everyday for things like toast, and baked potatoes.

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:37 PM
I've set the toaster oven on fire too! It was chicken nuggets.

D:

How is that even possible?
Unless of course you're using parchment paper and it catches on fire.
My nuggets always turn out a little burnt, but that's because I never know when things are cooked.

The only fire I've created is one time I put butter in the microwave with the metallic wrapper on it, hoping to soften it...
Geez, bad idea.

HouseMD1120
10-21-2008, 08:45 PM
Oreos also catch on fire in the microwave. I put one in a t my old school last year for 10 seconds... and BAM!!! Flames everywhere!!! our cafateria/gym/auditorium was full of smoke and i spelled like burnt oreos all day!!!

::Snow_White::
10-21-2008, 08:45 PM
I can cook, but not well.
My macaroni and cheese is a little buttery or milky every time, and other foods aren't too good either, but it's good enough to eat.
I haven't set anything on fire...yet. :teeth:

Babyjustrun
10-21-2008, 08:48 PM
I can cook, but not well.
My macaroni and cheese is a little buttery or milky every time, and other foods aren't too good either, but it's good enough to eat.
I haven't set anything on fire...yet. :teeth:

My family won't eat my KD. I think it taste fine, but they're all 'this is disgusting'
I think they find there's too much milk in it.

BandGeek911
10-22-2008, 02:46 PM
Ooh, I'm decent at cooking.
But french toast is a no no.

Grilled Cheese = ::yes::

HouseMD1120
10-22-2008, 03:05 PM
Oh this is kind of OT, but because we have been talking about toaster ovens, the add ot the bottom of this page is about toaster ovens!!!