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Kairi-Angel
10-11-2008, 05:12 PM
I just joined this group on facebook, I laughed so hard reading these. xD.

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
35. Tell people that you can see their aura.
36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
37. Shave.
38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
43. Leave a box between the doors.
44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
45. Start a sing-along.
46. One word: Flatulence!
47. Do Tai Chi exercises
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
52. Bring a chair along.
53. Lean against the button panel.
54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

Aha, so have any of you guys actually done any of those listed above? Or have you thought of your own? :P

Cassidy
10-11-2008, 05:16 PM
That's hilarious! :lmao:

PosessedEeyore
10-11-2008, 05:19 PM
ive actully done some of those. i got the list about 2 month back and i only did the ones i thought were funny. some are a bit strange, but i did them anyway.

Kairi-Angel
10-11-2008, 05:23 PM
Aha, I've only done the "Ding" at each floor one, I havn't been in many elevators lately.

Astrorockdiva
10-11-2008, 05:25 PM
Ok there is one you didn't put,

You say are 'we there yet?' on all of the floors you stop at!:lmao:

jemberly_ann
10-11-2008, 05:34 PM
if youre taller than everyone else-

stand right in front of the doors (in the elevator)and look at everyone-stopping people from getting out.

ginnygirl102
10-11-2008, 05:38 PM
OMG hilarious! I haven't done any of those but I vaguely remember saying ding on each floor when I was like 4. XD

StitchfansJr
10-11-2008, 05:49 PM
I just joined this group on facebook, I laughed so hard reading these. xD.

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
35. Tell people that you can see their aura.
36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
37. Shave.
38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
43. Leave a box between the doors.
44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
45. Start a sing-along.
46. One word: Flatulence!
47. Do Tai Chi exercises
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
52. Bring a chair along.
53. Lean against the button panel.
54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

Aha, so have any of you guys actually done any of those listed above? Or have you thought of your own? :P
:lmao: :lmao:

I Am What I Am
10-11-2008, 10:30 PM
:lmao: :rotfl:

That's awesome!

SnowyJingleBells
10-11-2008, 10:33 PM
:lmao:

KitKat_Tink
10-12-2008, 03:14 PM
This isn't funny more as stupid...on the last cruise i went on we crammed all 20 something of the teen club into the elevator. Then we moshed...yeah then I got poked in the side and squeaked sooo all the guys procedded to poke me the rest of the time because they liked the sound i makde...

iheartaladdin
10-12-2008, 03:54 PM
:rotfl: These are so funny. How about humming the theme to the twilight zone? Or putting your finger against your ear pretending you have an ear piece in and then speaking into your watch? :lmao:

ThePurpleMorphy
10-12-2008, 04:04 PM
:rotfl: These are so funny. How about humming the theme to the twilight zone? Or putting your finger against your ear pretending you have an ear piece in and then speaking into your watch? :lmao:

Ok there is one you didn't put,

You say are 'we there yet?' on all of the floors you stop at!:lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

softball chick
10-12-2008, 08:38 PM
These are too funny!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I Am What I Am
10-12-2008, 09:33 PM
How about screaming "AHHHHHHH! EVIL DOORS!!!!" everytime the doors open? Or saying "Me likey the magic buttons" and pressing them all?