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ntsammy5
09-13-2008, 03:24 PM
Gee that about says it all. I really don't have anything to add to that!


http://www.freeonlinelaughs.com/videos/img/beerisgood.gif

AuburnJen92
09-13-2008, 04:05 PM
i don't see where anything needs to be added to that...

Shan-man
09-13-2008, 04:59 PM
Gee that about says it all. I really don't have anything to add to that!

You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w359/SLSettles/5ac5dc7e53f1a1de9034ed118e6fa112.jpg

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda! :cool1:

Born 2 Fish
09-13-2008, 06:01 PM
Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
I could not refuse a, (beer)
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
Only I adore it, (beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray:thumbsup2

vick
09-13-2008, 06:17 PM
Shan-Man, remind me to never give you a pic of me!

VACAMPER
09-13-2008, 07:39 PM
You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w359/SLSettles/5ac5dc7e53f1a1de9034ed118e6fa112.jpg

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda! :cool1:

Oh dear God, you didn't!

ftwildernessguy
09-13-2008, 07:53 PM
You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w359/SLSettles/5ac5dc7e53f1a1de9034ed118e6fa112.jpg

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda! :cool1:

My quest for the perfect woman is over!

ntsammy5
09-13-2008, 08:03 PM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/gotprayer/beer_carrying_wench.jpg

Shan-man
09-13-2008, 08:34 PM
Shan-Man, remind me to never give you a pic of me!

I know, I know... she gave me that pic of her in her Oktoberfest garb and I betrayed her trust by posting it here. I apologize to Amanda and ask all of your forgiveness. :goodvibes

ftwildernessguy
09-13-2008, 09:05 PM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/gotprayer/beer_carrying_wench.jpg

I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

poohbearwithme
09-13-2008, 09:19 PM
:sad2:

Just don't http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q138/poohbearwithme/xbeer2.gif and :drive:

AuburnJen92
09-13-2008, 09:25 PM
al said this thread was about beer, i am not getting that vibe.....:sad2:

VACAMPER
09-14-2008, 06:38 AM
I know, I know... she gave me that pic of her in her Oktoberfest garb and I betrayed her trust by posting it here. I apologize to Amanda and ask all of your forgiveness. :goodvibes

WHATEVER!

BRDof3
09-14-2008, 07:28 AM
I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Oh, the replies that roll out without even thinking about them! Good thing they can't make it on here without being typed!! :lmao:

ntsammy5
09-14-2008, 07:37 AM
al said this thread was about beer, i am not getting that vibe.....:sad2:

I like the direction it's going in though! :thumbsup2

BigDaddyRog
09-14-2008, 08:22 AM
I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

Did you REALLY think that you could get away without your friendly neighborhood moderator editing your post???? :cutie:

BRDof3
09-14-2008, 08:23 AM
Oh COME ON...did you really think I could resist THAT!!!

Nope. I knew you'd have to come back with SOMETHING! Had the utmost confidence, in fact. :3dglasses

LONE-STAR
09-14-2008, 11:33 AM
I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow( Tom T. Hall song I like beer)

homebrew2
09-14-2008, 12:41 PM
I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow( Tom T. Hall song I like beer)

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(chorus)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when were out on the town
And Im wearing a suit and a tie
Shes sipping vermouth and she thinks Im uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

(chorus)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

One of my favorites too.

BigDaddyRog
09-14-2008, 01:47 PM
Did you REALLY think that you could get away without your friendly neighborhood moderator editing your post???? :cutie:

oooooof....a swift one right to the cashews!!!!:worship:

AuburnJen92
09-14-2008, 02:35 PM
I like the direction it's going in though! :thumbsup2

AM I surprised, NO! No, I am not...continue on...:lmao:

(sorry I missed Rog's post....Rhonda spoils all the fun! JK)

ntsammy5
09-14-2008, 02:54 PM
AM I surprised, NO! No, I am not...continue on...:lmao:


I'm scum and proud of it, Rog is just more explicit on the boards! He's the voice of reason????? :lmao:

........ and Roz is a spoil sport! :lmao:

AuburnJen92
09-14-2008, 02:55 PM
I'm scum and proud of it, Rog is just more explicit on the boards! He's the voice of reason????? :lmao:

OR and Roz is a spoil sport! :lmao:

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM....

Rhonda
09-14-2008, 04:57 PM
HMMMMMM.......

When the kids that are on this board, go to their parents and ask, "Mom, what did Rog mean when he said that?" just send them to him to explain. ;)

mamaloya
09-14-2008, 05:51 PM
Didn't Toby Keith say that beer is for his horses? I love that sone, I hate beer. :scared1: Sorry guys, just never could get used to the taste. :sick:

What I DO need to do is give Shan a pic of me!!!!!

mamaloya
09-14-2008, 05:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAS1PAh1jbw

des1954
09-14-2008, 06:27 PM
HMMMMMM.......

When the kids that are on this board, go to their parents and ask, "Mom, what did Rog mean when he said that?" just send them to him to explain. ;)

I don't know what the BDR said, but if you asked him to 'splain it he'd just say: "The kids hear worse things on the school bus every day!":thumbsup2

Rhonda
09-14-2008, 06:49 PM
I don't know what the BDR said, but if you asked him to 'splain it he'd just say: "The kids hear worse things on the school bus every day!":thumbsup2

That's so true. :sad2: Kids probably know more than I do! lol

Shan-man
09-14-2008, 07:12 PM
What I DO need to do is give Shan a pic of me!!!!!

Send it to SLSettles@gmail.com... I'm waiting... eagerly! LOL

medic9016
09-14-2008, 07:35 PM
Spent the night with Jim Beam and Johnny Walker Red,
Woke up with a freight train runnin' through my head,
Ohh I'm a beer man...

Bobby's more the wine kind,
Donny does his shots;
Sammy sips martinis,
Willy smokes pot,
but I'm a beer man...

I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
but my open mind winds up closed again,
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans,
Simple maybe...
but that's who I am...
Hey I'M JUST A BEER MAN.

Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked,
take if off a cracker and throw it on a hook,
I'm a beer man...
Oh and if I was a rich man tell ya what I'd do,
I'd be the same old, plain old, guy you always knew,
just a beer man...

I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
but my open mind winds up closed again,
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans,
Call me simple ...
but that's who I am...
Hey I'M JUST A BEER MAN.

Yeah - I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb,
but my open mind winds up closed again,
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans,
Call me simple ...
but I can't change who I am...
Whoa I'M JUST A BEER MAN.
Yeah... I'm a beer man...

DisneyBishops
09-14-2008, 07:41 PM
I need a lot of beer tonight, after my Dolphins went to Arizona today forgot to play football. I guess they just thought they were going there to sleep. LOL

AuburnJen92
09-14-2008, 08:42 PM
I need a lot of beer tonight, after my Dolphins went to Arizona today forgot to play football. I guess they just thought they were going there to sleep. LOL

hmm, sounds like my auburn game last night, at least we won...barely

it is very hard watching the dolphins, even with ronnie brown in the backfield

i am trying, i am trying....

BRDof3
09-14-2008, 08:59 PM
I don't know what the BDR said, but if you asked him to 'splain it he'd just say: "The kids hear worse things on the school bus every day!":thumbsup2

Most of them probably SAY worse things on the bus. I used to be one of the ones on the bus, I can recall the tone of many of those commutes! :)

AuburnJen92
09-14-2008, 09:03 PM
That's so true. :sad2: Kids probably know more than I do! lol

Yes, they do. We know you have to keep the rep up. ;)

BigDaddyRog
09-14-2008, 10:22 PM
HMMMMMM.......

When the kids that are on this board, go to their parents and ask, "Mom, what did Rog mean when he said that?" just send them to him to explain. ;)

Yeah,.....now theres a good idea...send me all your kids and let me 'splain things to 'em!!!:scared1: :rolleyes:



ps...Rhonda, I think your doing a GREAT job, as always:hug:

Rhonda
09-15-2008, 06:20 AM
Yeah,.....now theres a good idea...send me all your kids and let me 'splain things to 'em!!!:scared1: :rolleyes:



ps...Rhonda, I think your doing a GREAT job, as always:hug:

thank you! :goodvibes

Now, back OT. My new favorite is Sam Adams Cherry beer! Yummm....

Born 2 Fish
09-15-2008, 06:23 AM
My favorite,,,Free.

77ed
09-15-2008, 06:28 AM
Beer, the breakfast of champions.:woohoo:

big kahuna1
09-15-2008, 07:28 AM
The only thing I would add is a bag of Roasted Salted Peanuts. Man can live on Beer and Peanuts alone.:thumbsup2

PolynesianPixie
09-15-2008, 11:41 AM
I'm not a beer drinker either...but i did do a beer tasting recently and they are certainly making their money on me now! I really like this......

http://www.beerprofitguide.com/progressivegrocer/profitguides/beer/v2/news/products_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003593456

Amanda~You look good as a beer wench! Are you going to wear that to Octoberfest in Mountain Lake????:lmao:

AuburnJen92
09-15-2008, 12:07 PM
thank you! :goodvibes

Now, back OT. My new favorite is Sam Adams Cherry beer! Yummm....

Rhonda, Chris (my DH, not Pete's DW) wanted me to ask you if you have had SA's Octoberfest yet. He really enjoyed it. He said if you didn't, you really should, especially if you like the Cherry.

Rhonda
09-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Rhonda, Chris (my DH, not Pete's DW) wanted me to ask you if you have had SA's Octoberfest yet. He really enjoyed it. He said if you didn't, you really should, especially if you like the Cherry.

Yes! I had one last week, and I loved it!! It reminded me of the Spatan Dark I drink when we go to the Biergarten in Epcot.

Beer and peanuts is ok. But, beer and peanut M&M's is fantastic!!!! Try it sometime!!

Gatordad
09-15-2008, 12:45 PM
I had a ton of peanuts saturday night, i'm in heaven.

des1954
09-15-2008, 03:33 PM
I had a ton of peanuts saturday night, i'm in heaven.

They have crappers in heaven????(which must be where you lived on Sunday if you ate a TON of peanuts Saturday night!):lmao:

ftwildernessguy
09-15-2008, 05:54 PM
I gotta admit, Sam Adams Cherry Wheat is a good brew, Rhonda.

ntsammy5
09-15-2008, 05:55 PM
I prefer a Raspberry Wheat, but Cherry Wheat will do in a pinch!

Rhonda
09-15-2008, 06:49 PM
I saw the Raspberry Wheat the other day, but I haven't tried it yet. :)

BigDaddyRog
09-15-2008, 07:26 PM
I like BuckWheat...but thats because im a little Rascal!!!

DisneyBishops
09-15-2008, 08:16 PM
Now they are making Lemon Bud Light. Now that is just not right.

LONE-STAR
09-15-2008, 09:00 PM
I like a 18 pack on ice.

Rhonda
09-16-2008, 07:01 AM
I like a 18 pack on ice.

That would last me about 6 months!!! lol

(not the ice -- the beer) ;)

BigDaddyRog
09-16-2008, 08:47 AM
18 pack is just about right for a party of 2 to sit on the front steps and piss the neighbors off all night.....proper attire must be worn/wifebeater with hole exposing left nipple, cut off levis that are entirely too "cut off", flip flops and a large radio with duct tape wrapped around ANYTHING and an aluminum foil ball on the antenna blasting White Snake tunes!! I may do this tonight!!!

ntsammy5
09-16-2008, 09:33 AM
Go for it Rog - I'm at home and I've got Hinder screaming on the computer!

We're playing the Raiders this weekend - gotta make one of these for tha tailgate party!

BEER FUNNEL


http://aksheppard.com/photos/Sept_07/DDay/DDay_term6-040.JPG

77ed
09-16-2008, 10:21 AM
18 pack is just about right for a party of 2 to sit on the front steps and piss the neighbors off all night.....proper attire must be worn/wifebeater with hole exposing left nipple, cut off levis that are entirely too "cut off", flip flops and a large radio with duct tape wrapped around ANYTHING and an aluminum foil ball on the antenna blasting White Snake tunes!! I may do this tonight!!!

Rog, were you spying on me last weekend?

DisneyBishops
09-16-2008, 11:56 AM
Hey Rog i am on my way. I can probably get there by nightfall. If i could only afford the gas. LOL

ftwildernessguy
09-16-2008, 12:23 PM
Go for it Rog - I'm at home and I've got Hinder screaming on the computer!

We're playing the Raiders this weekend - gotta make one of these for tha tailgate party!

BEER FUNNEL


http://aksheppard.com/photos/Sept_07/DDay/DDay_term6-040.JPG

You know, this guy kind of looks like the kind of guy who would have used parts in this apparatus.

BigDaddyRog
09-16-2008, 12:48 PM
Unleaded is spicey!!!

bigdisneydaddy
09-16-2008, 02:51 PM
18 pack is just about right for a party of 2 to sit on the front steps and piss the neighbors off all night.....proper attire must be worn/wifebeater with hole exposing left nipple, cut off levis that are entirely too "cut off", flip flops and a large radio with duct tape wrapped around ANYTHING and an aluminum foil ball on the antenna blasting White Snake tunes!! I may do this tonight!!!

I think Donnie almost modeled that same attire atthe GG, he had the shorty shorts with the baby birds about to fall out of the nest.

mamaloya
09-16-2008, 04:43 PM
And there are pictures to prove it!!!! :eek: