Birthday Suggestions

[rosiep]

Because I am a GIVER, I will give you suggestions for my upcoming birthday:

Chocolate good; Okra bad
Mammels yes, Reptiles no
Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Amex...all acceptable
Clothing on the other hand is a BIG NO-NO

[wallyb]

One snakeskin frock on order! :banana:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/NaomiSnakeDressDM_228x429.jpg

[rosiep]

That's it! You're out of my will!

(and I was going to leave you my complete Neil Diamond CD collection!)

[wallyb]

That's it! You're out of my will!

(and I was going to leave you my complete Neil Diamond CD collection!)

Dodged a bullet! http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/VoR2008/happy.gif

[rosiep]

Dodged a bullet! http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/VoR2008/happy.gif

You think so? Now I'm sending you a great big bag of poo....Not even waiting until I'm dead.

[wallyb]

You think so? Now I'm sending you a great big bag of poo....Not even waiting until I'm dead.

Your coming to visit me. :eek:

[rpmdfw]

I already have the Neil Diamond Greatest hits CDs!

He's one of my favorite performers of all time!

[rosiep]

I already have the Neil Diamond Greatest hits CDs!

He's one of my favorite performers of all time!

As Laura Petrie once said:

OH ROB!!!!

[wallyb]

Oh Rob! http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j292/darkice_kitsune/Emoticon___cry_by_fruitypunch.gif I had such hopes.

[rosiep]

Your coming to visit me. :eek:

Yes! And I'm making James stay home! So There!

[wallyb]

Yes! And I'm making James stay home! So There!

Oh Rosie http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j292/darkice_kitsune/Emoticon___cry_by_fruitypunch.gif I had such hopes.

[rpmdfw]

As Laura Petrie once said:

OH ROB!!!!

Oh Rob! http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j292/darkice_kitsune/Emoticon___cry_by_fruitypunch.gif I had such hopes.

What? :confused3

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert? :woohoo:

[rosiep]

Forget about your hopes..It's going to be MY birthday....
So? Whatja get me?

[rosiep]

What? :confused3

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert? :woohoo:

NO, we don't

[kingLouiethe1]

I got you a cake, it's made with real monkey.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/bibi_79/misc/monkey-head-side-view.jpg



What should we do with the extra monkey parts :confused3

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk14/bibi_79/misc/Fancyamonkeyhead.jpg

[rosiep]

I got you a cake, it's made with real monkey.

What should we do with the extra monkey parts :confused3




Oh yeah? You know all that Diet Coke you've been drinking? Wonder why the hips are getting bigger?? That's right! I made the switch.....hahahahahahahahah You'll never fit into that cummerbund now!!!

[rpmdfw]

NO, we don't

Wow. You're a meanie. :mad:

Why should I get a big ole meanie something for her birthday? :confused3

[wallyb]

What? :confused3

I'm being serious.

So I guess you don't want to hear about the three times I've seen him in concert? :woohoo:

One wonders if Rob has one of those sparkly tops of Neil's
he wears on special occasions
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsarleo/neildiamond.jpg

[kingLouiethe1]

One wonders if Rob has one of those sparkly tops of Neil's
he wears on special occasions
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsarleo/neildiamond.jpg

one?

[wallyb]

Didn't Neil sing a song called-
Cracklin' Rosie?
:eek:

[kingLouiethe1]

Didn't Neil sing a song called-
Cracklin' Rosie?
:eek:

You're right! We should have locked Rosie in the house with the cooking goat.

[wallyb]

... Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman
:rotfl:

[rosiep]

... Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman
:rotfl:

But I make him sing like a guitar strummin'.....(?????? That doesn't make sense! Hell it doesn't even really rhyme!!!)

And Rob...cause if you don't I'll poke you with a big stick! And NOT the good kind..

[minicoopercraig]

Okay, I have to admit my DH literally DRAGGED me to the Pittsburgh Neil Diamond show, and I have to say, I am not a fan. There are a couple songs that are catchy, and that aren't too sappy, but the others, well, let's just say I'm not rushing out for the CD.

As far as Rosie's birthday goes, I can send jokes, and maybe a well wishes card, but I don't know the day or an address to send gift certificates to.

[billysotherdad]

Cracklin rosie, get on board
Were gonna ride till there aint no more to go
Taking it slow
Lord, dont you know
Have made me a time with a poor mans lady

Hitchin on a twilight train
Aint nothing here that I care to take along
Maybe a song
To sing when I want
Dont need to say please to no man for a happy tune

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a store bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats alright
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no questions, yeah

Oh, I love my rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me, we go in style
Cracklin rose, youre a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin on

Play it now
Play it now
Play it now, my baby

Cracklin rosie, make me a smile
Girl if it lasts for an hour, thats all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us a dream that dont ask no question, yeah

[rosiep]

Okay, I have to admit my DH literally DRAGGED me to the Pittsburgh Neil Diamond show, and I have to say, I am not a fan. There are a couple songs that are catchy, and that aren't too sappy, but the others, well, let's just say I'm not rushing out for the CD.

As far as Rosie's birthday goes, I can send jokes, and maybe a well wishes card, but I don't know the day or an address to send gift certificates to.

It's on Thursday Sept 4th. It's Jamie's Birthday too.
Jokes are a great idea..otherwise it's virtual gifts all the way....

[rpmdfw]

otherwise it's virtual gifts all the way....

So you don't want the tickets to the Neil Diamond concert I was going to get you? :confused3

He'll be in Portland on September 22nd! :yay:

He really does put on a great show! :woohoo:

[rosiep]

So you don't want the tickets to the Neil Diamond concert I was going to get you? :confused3

He'll be in Portland on September 22nd! :yay:

He really does put on a great show! :woohoo:

Driving DD to the train station yesterday I passed the stadium where he'll be playing....big NEON billboard..
But, no thank you, no Neil Diamond tickets for me....maybe Jamie'll want them. Or MiniCooperCraig....his birthday is the 3rd!!!!

[minicoopercraig]

NO, no no my birthday's on the 5th, the day after Rosie's! Isn't that weird! And NO I DON'T WANT NEIL DIAMOND TICKETS!!!

[rpmdfw]

Driving DD to the train station yesterday I passed the stadium where he'll be playing....big NEON billboard..
But, no thank you, no Neil Diamond tickets for me....maybe Jamie'll want them. Or MiniCooperCraig....his birthday is the 3rd!!!!

You would deny such a heart felt gift from me?:guilty:

Lady, you have no soul!:sad2:

You have wounded me!:sad1:

[rpmdfw]

NO, no no my birthday's on the 5th, the day after Rosie's! Isn't that weird! And NO I DON'T WANT NEIL DIAMOND TICKETS!!!

Well, fine!

I wasn't offering them to you anyway! :headache:

[rosiep]

You would deny such a heart felt gift from me?:guilty:

Lady, you have no soul!:sad2:

You have wounded me!:sad1:

Ok...send them. I'm sure I can scalp the somewhere.....Why! I bet I get 50cents or maybe a dollar even!

[minicoopercraig]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him! ;)

[rpmdfw]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him! ;)

:mad:

You are now officially on my list.

Watch your back!

pirate:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him! ;)

HEY!!!!!

I resemble that remark... HOWEVER... my knicker-throwing is restricted to Black Flag...

[rpmdfw]

HEY!!!!!

I resemble that remark... HOWEVER... my knicker-throwing is restricted to Black Flag...

Oooh! Henry Rollins!

Yummy!

[rosiep]

Oooh! Henry Rollins!

Yummy!

Ooooh TuckandStuiesMom knickers.....I'll sing Annihilate the Week for you...

[minicoopercraig]

This thread has kinda gone downhill. Well...it's not like it had far to go anyway. LOL.

[TuckandStuiesMom]

This thread has kinda gone downhill. Well...it's not like it had far to go anyway. LOL.

Now... who was it that brought up the subject of knickers-tossing????? :scratchin

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Ooooh TuckandStuiesMom knickers.....I'll sing Annihilate the Week for you...

DAMAGED!!! bwang! bwang! bwang!

[minicoopercraig]

Now... who was it that brought up the subject of knickers-tossing????? :scratchin

Don't look at me...I might have...I'm not sure..On second thought I'm sure it wasn't me..It must have been Rosie..I'm positive on that.

[minicoopercraig]

Yep, most definitely Rosie. I had nothing to do with said "knicker-tossing" debacle.

[rosiep]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him! ;)

I started the knicker tossing?? Me??? What a wise guy!
Just for that, I'm taking my rattiest, smelliest, biggest knickers and sending them via parcel post to YOU!

[rpmdfw]

I started the knicker tossing?? Me??? What a wise guy!
Just for that, I'm taking my rattiest, smelliest, biggest knickers and sending them via parcel post to YOU!

Put Gold Bond powder in them, too! He hates that!:rotfl:

[rosiep]

Oh rosie, you underestimate the following Neil has, there are blue-haired biddies out there that would kill for the chance to throw their knickers at him! ;)

Put Gold Bond powder in them, too! He hates that!:rotfl:

Thanks for the heads up....

[minicoopercraig]

Oh great, I'm Sa-Crewed!! AHHH!!!! I'm going to the airport where none of you can reach me! HA!! Let's see you get past that..well, I don't leave until tomorrow morning, but you get the drift!

[rpmdfw]

Oh great, I'm Sa-Crewed!! AHHH!!!! I'm going to the airport where none of you can reach me! HA!! Let's see you get past that..well, I don't leave until tomorrow morning, but you get the drift!

I may not be able to get you at the airport.

But I know where you'll be when you land!

Bwahahahaha!


I'll be showing off the new jumbo sized Gold Bond pin at the university. Look, it actually sprays powder!

[minicoopercraig]

Hahaha! All because of an off color, albeit blue colored, remark about Neil?! If I say Brooklyn Roads is a favorite song of mine would that make up for it?!

[rpmdfw]

Hahaha! All because of an off color, albeit blue colored, remark about Neil?! If I say Brooklyn Roads is a favorite song of mine would that make up for it?!

Nah. Now I'm having fun actually having a list and someone on it that I can torment. ;)

[wallyb]

Nah. Now I'm having fun actually having a list and someone on it that I can torment. ;)

:scared: Good Gaaawd - we're all still on - or have been on that list!
It's longer than Santa's list

[rpmdfw]

:scared: Good Gaaawd - we're all still on - or have been on that list!
It's longer than Santa's list


That's right!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/ththlildevil1xo0qe.gif

Now, do you want me to list you as naughty or nice? :confused3

[jamieandben]

That's right!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/ththlildevil1xo0qe.gif

Now, do you want me to list you as naughty or nice? :confused3

Don't say nice.:scared1:
You know what happened last time.

[wallyb]

That's right!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/ththlildevil1xo0qe.gif
Now, do you want me to list you as naughty or nice? :confused3

I don't think nice suits me.
Nice makes me look fat.

[ConcKahuna]

If you don't like the rough sexual energy of Henry Rollins...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_0YAZMKH5g4I/RyaprR9E5II/AAAAAAAABEE/p-xb3hz2N6g/s400/interview-henry-rollins.jpg

You can always go with a sweet, innocent Jewish boy like Ari Gold...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_fmQuAW1gKXM/RtiRp79k1CI/AAAAAAAAAWA/-7awb8Nt6ug/s400/arigold.jpg

[mickeyfan1]

I don't think nice suits me.
Nice makes me look fat.


I thought it was those plaid pants that made you look fat?

[wallyb]

I thought it was those plaid pants that made you look fat?

I think you're thinking Rick.
The plaid pants.
Not the fat part.

[mickeyfan1]

I think you're thinking Rick.
The plaid pants.
Not the fat part.

You may be correct. I get confused easily in my old age.

[ConcKahuna]

You may be correct. I get confused easily in my old age.

Don't feel bad, I get confused in my young age too.

[wallyb]

Don't feel bad, I get confused in my young age too.

Wrong!
I think he should feel bad!
Very very Bad!
:rolleyes:

[mickeyfan1]

If I get a chance to meet Conck, I'll be the judge of how he feels! Hug wise only, puleeze.

[ConcKahuna]

Wrong!
I think he should feel bad!
Very very Bad!
:rolleyes:

Yes, I've been very bad.

I think I should a spanking! ::yes::

[wallyb]

Yes, I've been very bad.

I think I should a spanking! ::yes::

No!
I meant - mickeyfan1 should feel bad.

Gee Conc - you're a bit to willing! :rolleyes1

[mickeyfan1]

Um Wally, i'm a girl. Not a he. A CSP, too.

Now who's confused?

[rosiep]

That's right!
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/wallyb3/ththlildevil1xo0qe.gif

Now, do you want me to list you as naughty or nice? :confused3

Naughty for me please!

[minicoopercraig]

Was there ever a question Rosie?! We thought you knew about that!

[wallyb]

Um Wally, i'm a girl. Not a he. A CSP, too.

Now who's confused?

Sorry I get gender confusion. :confused3

Oh boy here it comes...

[minicoopercraig]

Here what come? About gender confusion? With MickeyFan1, it's kinda easy to get confused (However, that's only a valid excuse in Hawaii, Puerto Rico and Alaska.) Everywhere else though, yeah you should have known better! ;)

[TuckandStuiesMom]

GOOD GRIEF!!!! Somehow I missed this whole flippin' thread! Thankyou very much BTW, MCCraig for the lil sumthin in my PMs this am. :goodvibes

[mickeyfan1]

OMG, now I'm confused!

I gotta tell y'all, this is the BEST board on the DIS, perhaps on the entire Internet.

No, I am not a homosexual, but I am 100% supportive of anyone who is. Or Bi, or curious, or Transgendered, or cross dressing or anything at all. What I am not supportive if is ignorance, hatred, homophobia, gay bashing etc.

Y'all never fail to brighten my day when needed, prove how caring you are of most everyone, stylish, fashionable, good natured, good humored, just pretty much all around the best.

Thank you for letting me be part of your wonderful world.

[minicoopercraig]

Well our world would be a lot more dull without some CSP to either ridicule, embarrass or just have a general good time with on these boards, you don't want to know what Wally would talk about! Oy!

[wallyb]

Well our world would be a lot more dull without some CSP to either ridicule, embarrass or just have a general good time with on these boards, you don't want to know what Wally would talk about! Oy!

HEY!:mad: