I know who the tag fairy is!!!!!

[LucyStorm]

but my lips are sealed. If I told ya, I'd have to kill ya.:D

[Tinkbell]

Wow! Must REALLY be top secret.:)

[Lynn CC]

I thought it would have to be more than one person, am I right?

[Bennet]

and a techie

[LucyStorm]

***Lucystorm zips her lips.***

Nope, not telling!

[RoutemanDan]

You do mean Fairie<b>s</b>,don't ya Bonnie?:D

[LucyStorm]

Now Dan, I know that you know what I mean when I say "if I told ya, I'd have to kill ya". I am not even divulging clues.

***Lucystorm rezips her lips, and covers them with duct tape.***

[UncleKyle]

I'll pay money for someone to spill the beans. :D

[Kama89]

Kama covers her ears... la la la la la la..... I don't wanna know... it would be something like finding out about .... well, you know... shhhhh... Santa and the Easter Bunny! :D

[LucyStorm]

no worries Kama, the tagfairy ranks right up there with the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny.

[Marla Hellwig]

Handing Bonnie some extra strong duct tape

[Luv2Dream]

Oh, this is just so much fun......a mystery on the DIS!

[Dream]

Bonnie,
Duct tape hurts when you rip it off!! Hmmm, let's see.....knowing the identity of the tag fairy/ies vs. death. Tough decision but ok...kep the duct tape on!;)

[browneyes]

What about Santa and the Easter Bunny?:confused:











:D

[Patrick IL.]

Bonnie:confused: Surely you will clue us in?? Ok forget everyone else, send me a pm;) :p

[LucyStorm]

:D ;) :p no.

[Nikki_Nikki]

I'm right there with you LucyStorm! I know who too, but I'm not gonna tell! :smooth:

[gepetto]

I still think it's Spago. He's very clever.

[Kama89]

What about Santa and the Easter Bunny?


Nothing Shannon! Nothing at all! I just meant that they're very special just like the Tag Fairy.... that's all!! :D :D :D



(Ok you guys.... no spilling any secrets about Santa and the Easter bunny either ok.... we don't want to upset Browneyes

[browneyes]

Shoosh! I thought you were gonna say they got married or something. Or worse that they wouldn't come see me anymore.:) Santa and I are good buds.:) I'd like to be able to wiggle my tail like the EB does, but nobody's that good.:D

[Jiminy102]

I have a very good idea who it is!!!!! I will not say!! This is way to much fun to have it stop so soon!!! I love reading all the new tags and to look to see if anything has been added to mine!!!!LOL

[LucyStorm]

:eek: ok, TF's I can take the hint! That extra strength duct tape is quite the threat!:eek:

[Mskanga]

I know who they are too....but I'm NOT telling....no matter how many cruises and vacations you bribe me with.....so, with that being said, my lips are sealed!!!:wave:

[kidzmom3]

Mskanga if someone offered me a vacation or free cruise I would TAKE IT AND TELL ALL!!!lol

[kidzmom3]

tag fairy, you tagged me! I loved it, but then it was gone:( . Did I make you angry tag fairy?? Sorry in advance if I did.:)

[SPAGo 98]

why thank you gepetto! :D

[tnkrbell]

Ok I want to know who the TF is!!!! I am ALWAYS the last to figure any of these secret Dis things out!! :)

[cotye]

I'm always clueless. I still have no idea. LOL... :D :D

[Dream]

Come on guys, don't you know that if you stop believing in fairies they will die? Let the fairies remain the mysterious creatures that they are! Extra extra strength duct tape to all of you non-believers!:D

[Kama89]

Here Here Dream! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/arms.gif


I have duct tape, and I'm not afraid to use it!

[Fishbone†]

Can't you see my pathetic puppy dog eyes Lucystorm???? PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE! !!!! Just whisper it to me.

[Dream]

Ooooooo......thank you tag fairies! See Dream as she patrols the CB...duct tape blessed by the tag fairies in hand! Watch your backs...or should I say mouths!:D

[Jiminy102]

Originally posted by Dream
Come on guys, don't you know that if you stop believing in fairies they will die?

I believe I believe in The Tag Fairy!!!!! I believe in all your friends as well Santa, The Easter Bunny the Tooth Fairy!! I believe!!!

[Dream]

You go Jiminy! Thanks for the "hear hear" Kama! Dream tosses Kama a roll of tf duct tape...the duct tape patrol is always looking for dedicated, hard working, believe in fairies kind of people!

[kidzmom3]

i definetly believe in the kind fairies who honored me with a tag!! yeah. I do believe, I do, I do:)

[CarolG]

I believe! I believe! I believe in Tag Fairies, and Santa, and the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, and Duct Tape!:)

[CarolG]

By the way, Joe Cool would like to be tagged, please! (http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=194743) ;)

[Jiminy102]

Three Cheers for the tag Fairy!!! Cheers for the Eatser Bunny. Cheers For Santa....cheers for the Tooth Fairy........

Three Cheers or four for Duct Tape!!!!

I believe.....I believe.....I belive....See Virginia there really is a Tag Fairy!!!!

[DVCajun]

The tag fairy must be a DVC member. Our slogan is "If you believe in magic, you belong...." I believe!

[Dream]

Ok tag fairies...we are the duct tape patrol, ready to protect your identity and your tagging talents! Ok you blabby people of the Dis, be forewarned! We are armed and not afraid!!

Dream
Kama
Jiminy102
CarolG
kidzmom3
DVCajun

Dream tosses "the patrol" some extra duct tape and gives each a firm handshake while repeating the motto stated by DVCajun....yeah, that!
:D

[gemmie214]

As my tag says, Curiosity killed the cat. Since I would like to keep my cat in my signature I cannot be curious. These TF's mean business;) Be careful or you will get a "friendly' warning too:eek:

[Hollymom1229]

I believe!!! I believe!!! My brother destroyed Santa for me when I was 3, leave the Tag Fairies be!!! I got tagged again last night and am all smiles today. Thanks TF!!!

[Kama89]

Officer Kama reporting for tag fairy patrol, I'm armed and ready! I should bring DH in on this.... he's the King of duct tape. :D

Ooooooo! Can we have TF patrol uniforms or something!?!? How cool would that be....or maybe clip art. LOL :bounce:

[Dream]

UNIFORMS!! Cool! Clipart is even COOLER except I am a total idiot when it comes to that stuff...wouldn't even know where to start! Hmmmm....well Kama, we are protecting them so maybe the tag fairies can help with our clip art! They "do tags" so why not clipart too? Worth a try huh? Ohhhhh tag fairies....could you sprinkle some pixie dust and make clip art for your loyal and true duct tape patrol? :D

[honeywolf7]

I have no idea exactly who it is but I'll guess that the TF is male.

[Dream]

NO GUESSES!! NO HINTS!!! Dream proceeds to tear off a piece of duct tape and put it over honeywolf's mouth!!! (In a most friendly way, of course!)

[honeywolf7]

LOL...I only guessed that because they remembered that I like the Broncos.

[CarolG]

{Carol stands by with a backup roll of duct tape}

But the TF's remember everything, Becki!

[DVCajun]

Officer DVCajun reporting!

I know who can come up with some uniform clipart for us! RoutemanDan!!!

[Dream]

CarolG, thanks for the quick backup with that tape!! DVCajun, if the tag fairies can't conjure up some clip art then who better than Dan to help us hardworking protectors out?

[Kama89]

Drats! I was slacking off!! Glad you took care of Honeywolf, Dream...and in such a nice and gentle way too I might add. :)

I think an official gag order concerning any and all TF hints, guesses and/or speculations is needed here. I'll get that paperwork in order and sent to the proper authorites right away. Someone hold my duct tape while I type up the papers please.

[LucyStorm]

The Tag Fairies are..................
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the DIS guardians of the pixie dust....... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/faga1.gif

[Dream]

Whew...Kama can you get those papers done asap? Lucystorms last revelation was a little too close for comfort if you know what I mean! Anyone else want to join the ranks of the duct tape patrol? This could be a big job!! Helloooo Lucy...(psst, Dream is now distracting Lucy with Jason jokes to give Kama time to get the job done). :D

[LucyStorm]

<--------------------I have been threatened.

Don't worry Dream. Those tag fairies are tough characters and I wouldn't want them mad at me. I like my pixie dust!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/bounce/1blue1.gif

[Kama89]

Ah, yes Jason jokes should definitely keep her busy for awhile. :D

Gag order is now in place, and since Lucy likes her pixie dust, I don't think we need to worry about her too much. ;)

FORWARD, MARCH.....Duct tape patrol! We have a serious job ahead of us!

[Dream]

Lucy! Glad to see you are a pixie dust lover and not one of the dark side!:D Right behind ya Kama x x x x x
x x x x x........Deam is marching....right, left,right,left.....

[KarenB]

What do you mean you know who the Tag Fairy is????


The Tag Fairy is ...you know......just the Tag Fairy!!! :D

But that Tag Fairy has to have some techi experience and a pouch full of Pixi Dust!! :D :D


Karen

[DVCajun]

Hey, while you guys are working on that paperwork (is it done yet?) I'll see if I can find RoutemanDan. We need to look important and MEAN so we get taken seriously! :p

[Dream]

DvCajun,
Kama took care of the paper work! Check out the thread by LucyStorm asking RMD for some clipart! I too said we need to look super-heroine like! Check out Kama's suggestion!

[WebmasterBarry]

Guess who the tag fairy is?

I'll give you a hint...












It's someone on the DIS.

I am saying no more. :jester:

[Kama89]

Oh Man! Barry just came very close to earning a piece of duct tape!! ;)

[Dream]

Dream shakes a roll of duct tape at Barry as a friendly warning!:D

[DVCajun]

Oops, must have missed that thread. I sent out an urgent summons to Dan the Man yesterday anyway. :) Can't wait for our uniforms to arrive!!

BTW, I think Barry might need more than a friendly shake of the duct tape roll. He seemed to enjoy that moment a little too much! I'm passing over a nice long string of it, and he needs to keep it firmly in place or suffer the consequences of the Tag Fairy Angels!

(Ok, I was thinking Charlies Angels.... what do you think?)

[Miss Jasmine]

Long live the Tag Fairy and its bag of pixie dust! :D

[Dream]

OK duct tape patrol....I must leave our mission in your capable hands today...make me proud!! I am preparing for an invasion of pre-teen Girl Scouts into my home for a sleepover tonight and a yard sale in the morning!! In conjunction with this I have a yard full of guys putting a fence in my backyard. It was necessary to rent jackhammers for thsi project because my backyard is soooo rocky. So pause for a moment and picture this...nine screaming excited Girl Scouts, jackhammers and a madly barking dog who can't stand the noise!!!! Aughhhhhh!!! So duct tape at the ready and carry on with your duties! I will check in when I need a sanity break!

Dream

[LucyStorm]

So....what badge can they earn by protecting tag fairies?;)

[DVCajun]

Huh-- sounds like Dream needs the duct tape even more than we do!!

Actually, your girl scout sleepover sounds like fun! Hope I have a little girl that I can do that with one day. :) Have fun! And yell if you need some backup duct tape. Or a straight jacket. :D

[Dream]

Thanks Guys!
Be ready with that duct tape and straight jacket tonight around 10pm when I am trying to get them to sleep and they don't understand I will be waking them up at 6AM!! Ahhh...the lessons ya learn in scouting!:D Lucy, there HAS to be some kind of community service badge they can earn for protecting tag fairies...GREAT IDEA! Dream is now flipping through the Junior Girl Scout badge book.....
Make sure ya'll are online for backup if I need ya tonight at bedtime!!!;)

Gotta run....here comes somebody with a washing machine for the yard sale!! You should see my house!! HA HA HA HA

[Kama89]

We're here for ya Dream!! (Kama pats Dream on the back and gives reassuring hug) I've been away all day (had to do real life stuff... geesh, can you believe it! Ya, like THAT stuff really matters in life :rolleyes: ) Didn't everyone know I had a serious job to do here!?!? They just don't understand OUT THERE you know....it's SO frustrating. I tried to tell people: BUT! I have duct tape to distribute! My Tag Fairy patrol partners are counting on me... I can't let them down!!

Dream.... I don't envy you. Girl scouts, jack hammers and construction workers. Ooooo you are gonna need a Calgon moment tonight. I was passing out cocktails the other night on here... maybe I should pour you one at the end of the evening Dream. ;)


You know, I haven't been online much in the last few days, but it seems to me the TFs have been very quiet lately. Could it be.... dare I say.... that they've retired and that maybe our services are no longer needed?? GASP! I hesitate to even speak such horrific words, but....what if it came to that my fellow TF patrol buddies?! Before we even get our uniforms and badges too!! Say it ain't so!!! :( Are people still being tagged???? You haven't moved on to greener pastures have you TFs??? :eek: :p

[Mskanga]

I just joined the duct tape patrol, don't you worry dream, if in your absence Lucystorm or anyone gets out of hand and decides to go to the dark side....they will suffer the consequences!! No Santa, no Easter bunny , no nothin anymore!!!
The TF's are the TF's.....that's my final answer!!

[LucyStorm]

Watch it sis, I'm creepin' up on ya!

[Kama89]

Welcome Mskanga! We can always use another pair of hands! :)

[Marla Hellwig]

Tag Fairies show up when you least expect them to

[DVCajun]

Kama, you'd better watch what you say. You're gonna piss off the TF and THEN you'll be in trouble! You might even get your duct tape taken away! The shame!

[Kama89]

Kama, you'd better watch what you say. You're gonna piss off the TF and THEN you'll be in trouble! You might even get your duct tape taken away! The shame!


http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/2.gif


Eeek! You think my statement about them leaving offended them?!? OH-NO! Oh mystical magical wonderful creatures of the Dis.... please don't punish me for my foolish words. I didn't know what I was saying!! I've got to figure out a way to make this up to the TFs! I.... I... wasn't in my right mind ya know TFs.... INFACT, that wasn't even me that typed that other post, it was.... it was... Lucystorm, under my name... yeah, that's it!!! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/scared.gif



http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/peepwall.gif (Kama is on the lookout for Lucystorm... must be ready to make hasty retreat!)

[Dream]

OK...girls are asleep, no more jackhammers, my house is full of other people's junk and I need a drink. Got some Absolut in the freezer and it's calling my name!! Kama...you still up? I'll pour you a nightcap if ya want one. Sounds like you could use it after running from the tfs today! What were you thinking questioning their existence?!? I trained you better than that. Fear not, we all stumble fom time to time...your duct tape still shines! Watch your step after this though! Oh great tag fairies, please forgive Kama....it's just been a long week and being a mamber of the tag patrol is very stressful. Looking at Bennett's clipart is enough to make your brain a little fruity in and of itself! Was that great or what? :D
Rest safely tag fairies! I am off to drink and sleep and be up at 5:30 am to start the troop yard sale. I really am getting too old for this !!:rolleyes:

[Pugdog007]

How do you get the tag fairy to tag you?

[CarolG]

Originally posted by Pugdog007
How do you get the tag fairy to tag you?
:D Sometimes all you have to do is ask nicely!;) ;) ;)

[Kama89]

Love it Pugdog!! :D

Geesh, I think I might be getting jealous... mine looks tiny. But what is there is wonnnnderful. :p

[Kama89]

Dream! Thanks for sticking up for me last night. Whew! I wish I'd known about your nightcap offer last night.... I could've used it. :D
What can I say, I wasn't myself last night....I lost my mind for a moment. Never again will I question the methods of the TFs. I see they've been very busy over the last few hours, and know now that they are alive and well. :)

[DVCajun]

Poor Kama. In her haste to make nice to the TFs she now has to hide from Lucystorm!

:D

[Pugdog007]

Thank you tag fairy!!!

[LucyStorm]

Kama needs to run and hide quickly before I get really creative with my extra strength duct tape! Geez, this is what I get for going to work and leaving you all by yourselves!


Tag Fairies! Don't believe Kama! I had nothing to do with it!

Grrrrrrrrrr......Kama, watch out!

[Kama89]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/moreek.gif Eeeek! Lucystorm is back!!! I was almost home free!!! This post was almost dead and buried this morning... I thought sure she'd never see it! Drats!
I confess... Lucystorm had nothing to do with it. It was me... no one but me. I was foolish enough to think the fairies had decided to move on to new territory... to a land where all who roamed that new world were virtually tagless and in need of their wonderful gift. I've since seen the error of my ways, and realize they would never leave us.
Forgive me Lucystorm! After you beseeched Dan on our behalf and this is how I repay you. :( I'm so ashamed. :D

[Dream]

OK you two break it up!!! If you don't behave I will duct tape you both in a small room until you can learn to get along! Now Lucy, Kama knows she did a bad thing and was very misguided. She is over it and we need to let her move on. Let's be nice to eachother please...tag fairies do not like violence.:)

[Kama89]

HEY! I just saw that.



Is that a gentle warning TFs?? :) I'm not sure if I've been blessed because I have a new tag, or threatened. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/hrm.gif


:D I think maybe I've been placed on tag fairy probation. :D

[Kama89]

Kama runs behind Dream to hide! Save me save me!!!!

[Dream]

There you go again Kama! ANY tag from the tfs is a blessing! Let's not piss off the tag fairies by insulting their tags! Geez....you are having a banner weekend!:D

[Dream]

Dream moves aside and forces Kama to act like the super heroine she is! Don't worry...Lucy will play nice!

[Kama89]

I think I'm going to go to my corner now. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ignore.gif

[CathyCanada]

Ladies, ladies!!! Now hug and make up! :)
CC

[Dream]

Don't worry Kama...tomorrow will be a better day! Dream passes Kama some fingernail polish remover to make it easier to get that duct tape off of her mouth and gently helps her out of the corner. She then passes Kama a nice tall drink and says "good night duct tape patrol and tag fairies!" See ya'll in the morning!;)

[Kama89]

Kama downs the drink a little too quickly and staggers.... no crawls out of the corner, peering from side to side for signs of Lucystorm.


G'night Dream! Have a restful girl scout free night. :)

[WebmasterBarry]

The Tag Fairies haven't messed with mine in days. Hahaha...can't touch me...heehee...

[DVCajun]

The variety of appropriate smileys used by Kama is entertainment in and of itself, even without the interesting wrestling match between her and LucyStorm (with Dream throwing in an arm here and there). :) I assume, since it's 2 am, that the dust has settled and all are safe in their beds.... Kama no doubt sleeping off that tall drink she sucked down with a straw.

I see that a couple of you in the Tag Fairy Patrol have donned your new uniforms.... very nice. You know, I was thinking, perhaps I could be more useful if I went incognito. People stop speeding the minute they see a patrol car.... so they invented unmarked cars! I'm an unmarked Tag Fairy Protector!

See my rationale? And it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with that, um, interesting clip art. Nothing at all.

Doning sunglasses, going undercover now.... :cool:

[DVCajun]

Did I mention that it was 2 am?

Can't sleep.

Am entering a wierd sort of twilight zone, uninhabited by Tag Fairies....

NO, that was Kama yesterday, sorry. :D

But, I did notice, as I glanced over the threads from yesterday evening, that CathyCanada is sadly lacking in tags! I mean, she has one. It's very nice and all that, but with the multitude of tags being handed out lately, it seems that she should have more. Poor Cathy. Am I the only one feeling sorry for her?

Have I mentioned that it's 2:15 a.m.? Does anyone feel sorry for ME??

[ASFCurly]

feeling sorry for you because it is 2:20 and you are still up:confused:

no, I am always up at this time, I can't sleep, ever, really I can't:D

[DVCajun]

Well, I don't really expect sympathy from someone in the same boat! But I'll give you some if you'll give me some... :(

Poor ASFCurly, can't sleep, ...

Hey, have you tried a shot of rum in a little coke? That's what I'm trying. It seems to be paying off.... if my attention to my typing is any indication. Or maybe that was 2 shots of rum. Can't remember. What's the point.

yawn

[ASFCurly]

No drinking for me, my bed time is 4 am, I have a hard time getting to sleep before then, though I do occasionally, sometimes even later than that:eek:

[ASFCurly]

Sorry that you can't sleep though:D

[DVCajun]

Thanks. A little sympathy was just what I needed. How did you guess??

;)

On that note, I'm going to try to go to sleep again.....

'night.

[CathyCanada]

Awwww, thanks for the sympathy DVCCajun, but don't give the tag fairies any ideas. I have had many tags before ranging from "rentals" to how "twisted" I am (Webmaster Michelle and I have been told that we are Twisted Sisters, long story, don't ask :)) done by DH and DD (imagine!) to a quote from West Wing (done by Pete and I accused Alex for days! LOL) to my current one (I know who you are!) but I think less is more .....well ok, I am just afraid of what they COULD say!! ;)
CC

[Dream]

Well DVCajun,
The duct tape patrol is a flexible , easy going group (except when our wrath is stirred by non-believers) so if you want to patrol incognito that's ok with us! Why do I have the gut feeling though that our subtle clipart is not to your liking?:D Carry on with your duties! and thanks for taking the night shift!!:D Hope you got some sleep last night!

[Kama89]

Well, it's 10:45 left coast time and I've finally dragged myself out from under the effects of the drink Dream gave me last night.... geez Dream, what was in that thing?! Has Lucystorm forgiven me yet? Am I still on tag fairy probation? Has Dream recovered from her girl scout/fence building weekend? Did DVCajun and ASF Curly ever get to sleep last night? Will I ever stop asking questions??

By the way Tag Fairies, I hope you didn't think I didn't appreciate my latest tag... I love it! I do! I really really really really (do you believe me yet?) do love it! I'll take it to heart and use it as a gentle reminder to never question your motives again. Any tag from the tag fairies is a blessing because you oh magnificient fairies, in all your infinite wisdom, know what's best for us all.... so whenever you see the need to add a tag on me or anyone else, please do so without hesitation and we'll know it's because you know it is in our best interest. http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/notworthy.gif

DVCajun, Incognito huh? Oh reeeeeeeally??? Are you sure that comment in the clipart thread wasn't an indication of your true feelings toward our Wonder Woman?? Hmmmmm??? Let's see, it went something like this: Oh. MY. God. :D :D Ok, although I question the motives driving you toward this incognito lifestyle you've chosen, I also will give in on this one, because you do have a valid point... Undercover agents are a vital part of any organization such as ours. Picture of DVCajun incognito: http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/peep.gif

[Dream]

Well good MORNING Kama! Sorry about the drink man! I do tend to make em a little on the strong side after a scout function...stops that funny little twitch in my face!!:D Your glass came from the same batch I mixed for myself. Sorrry!
I haven't seen LucyStorm today. Watch your back! She might have been lurking just watching for you to surface! This might just be a good day to go invisible until this whole thing blows over!;)
Your probation is over. I know you realize the error of your ways and you have sucked up...er ...um...I mean complimented the tfs enough for them to forgive you!:D
As for me being recovered from my adventures of the weekend....maybe tomorrow! I scheduled this to be a sloooow day knowing I would feel like I had been hit by a train! Gotta get rested before NEXT weekend when I take the girls to work on their garden at school and to plant a garden on the grounds of the kind folks who have sponsored our troop this year. That's Sat., then Sunday we have a troop family fishing trip! Then in 2 weeks we are having my son's Cub Scout den here to sleep in the backyard for their first ever camp-out. They have requested stories about Jason around the campfire!! :D Is it Summer yet?!?
Hmmm...I see you have the same thoughts about DVCajun's decision as I do. Well some people are just not much fun!:D :D Just kidding DVC!! You fill a much needed niche in our patrol!
On to work now! Dream marches in search of non-believers...duct tape at the ready!

[DVCajun]

I would like to point out to my skeptical co-Protectors that my undercover status has the Tag Fairies' blessing, as evidenced by my latest tag!!


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So hush up with the comments or I'll go find LucyStorm and get her all worked up again.

[Patrick IL.]

I make an effort to not aggrivate the tag fairy :D

[Boots]

I don't know who the tag fairy is, but in my opinion he/she must be a very nice person, because I really do like my tag!!! :)

[Kama89]

I would like to point out to my skeptical co-Protectors that my undercover status has the Tag Fairies' blessing, as evidenced by my latest tag!! ...Sigh. Yes, I suppose it does. I'm sure your decision had nothing whatsoever to do with the clipart DVCajun... it was purely a personal choice based on the fact you knew that it would be necessary for the Tag Fairy Patrol to have undercover officers within it's ranks, and you being the purely unselfish sort, never seeking glory or recognition for your contributions in the protection of our TFs, were kind enough to volunteer for the position. Isn't that right Dream? ;) :D ;)

Speaking of our clipart, is it just me or does it look like Wonder Woman's er um..... bodice thingy has a few little holes in it?? :eek: I think she needs a touch more lime green Bennet. ;)

[Dream]

OK OK DVCajun....don't go stirring up any more "Stormy weather"!!! As previously stated by my friend Kama I am sure your intentions are solely for the good of the patrol and the tfs...and they have given you their blessing. So hush we will!:D Will be following your progress in incognito mode!:smooth:

[LucyStorm]

Lucy is back!!!!!

Watch out Kama!:D

Actually, lucky for you, I have worked 25 of the last 36 hours and am exhausted, so I think I may just have to let Kama off the hook...this time.

Do you notice though, that I was getting scolded for getting into it with Kama when I wasn't even around??????? :eek:


Lucy goes to her corner to pout.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LucyStorm]

And I didn't, by chance, see some thread hijackers here did I?

Nah, can't be, must be these tired eyes playing tricks on me.......going back to sleep now.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Dream]

:earseek: OMG Kama!! I agree about WW bodice thingy being a little...er...um...holey. Maybe Bennett could pull out his green magic markers and fill in those little...um...holes?

[Kama89]

Lucy, I've spent quite a bit of time in that corner lately, and it's actually quite cozy... especially if you can convince Dream to whip up one of her killer cocktails for you. :D


THREADJACKERS!?!? Who? Where? You couldn't possibly be referring to me... I've NEVER hijacked a thread in my life!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: Kama hands a blanket and a pillow to Lucy while she uses my corner to sleep off hallucinations about threadjackings.

[Dream]

WHRRRRRR....Dream is whipping up her secret cocktail recipe for DVCajun to help whatever is ailing her. All done, Dream hands drink to DVC in the corner, fluffs her pillow and tucks her in nice and comfy. Mmmmmm....a little left for Dream!
Kama...Mr. Dan Murphy is cooking up trouble on Bennet's quiz thread. He is trying to separate us!! The nerve! Maybe it's not Dan Murphy after all but really a mutant pod wanting to distract the protectors to get to the tag fairies! Quick! Check it out! I'll meet ya there!! Dream has her duct tape ready to fire!

[Bennet]

Let me see if I got this right - you think wonder woman is showing a little too much skin 'cause of the color of the stripes on the bodice of her otherwise just fine outfit?

...have you been drinking the beer Kama89's DH has hidden in the toilet tank?

[Dream]

GASP!!! It CAME FROM THE TOILET TANK?!?!:eek:

[LucyStorm]

Kama dear, no I wasn't referring to you when I accused someone of threadjacking. I was giving a good natured hard time to the non sleepers on the thread.

Gotta go. Gonna fetch some Nyquil for those nonsleepers........;)

[DVCajun]

....sigh.... streeeeetch....sigh....

Reaping the benefits of the cocktail that Dream so lovingly mixed for her, DVCajun slowly awakes. Then she smirks as she realizes that the cocktail was probably meant for Kama instead. Oh well, it was damn good! Hope it didn't have any of that toilet water in it.

Because she was sleeping off the cocktail, little or no undercover patroling was done last night. Hope the Tag Faries are ok..... :(

[DVCajun]

HEY!!! (belated realization that LucyStorm was talking about ME being a hijacker!)

If everyone hadn't been ASLEEP I would have had someone to talk to, therefore I am NOT a hijacker-- merely lonely and neglected!

In other words, it's YOUR fault, not mine.

-------------------------------------------------

Content with her take on events, DVCajun departs for her daily patrol. :cool:

[LucyStorm]

Are you sure this is the Tag Fairy Protection Patrol and not the Lucystorm Lynch Mob?

Where is my fairy godmother Cathy Canada? I think I need some protection here!:)

[Mskanga]

I think she deserted you SIS.....you got too wild for her lately, she can handle the dinner strikes and such but the telling of the TF's??? that's another story!!! ROFL.
Anyway, I'm still watching you so.....be acreful!!! ROFLMAO

[CathyCanada]

Fairy Godmother? Moi? I may be putting on a little weight, but with God as my witness, I'll never have white hair as long as there's Miss Clairol!!!!!! :D

Desert you Bonnie? NEVER!!!!! (remind me again what the battle is about?) ;)
CC

[Dream]

Hee hee! Actually that cocktail was meant for Lucy!!! Sorry, but ya have to taste something before ya give it to somebody right? Guess I tasted a little too MUCH of it ast night and gave it to the wrong person!! Glad ya enjoyed it though DVC and sorry Lucy...it would have helped ya in that corner that's for sure! I will mix up another batch for you tonight!:D

[LucyStorm]

Why Miss Cathy, they all actually think that I would REALLY tell who the tag fairies are. They FAILED TO NOTICE that in all actuality, I was the first one that the tag fairies gave the duct tape to, and mine is extra strength!

I will save that cocktail for tonight, thank you very much dream.

And as for you sis--just who are YOU calling wild?

I am innocent! Innocent I tell you!!!

[LucyStorm]

And sis, what is an acreful anyway?

[Mskanga]

Look SIS.....it's monday and I'm tired so...stop picking on me or I will be using the duct tape on you but not for telling who is the TF.....to shut YOU up!!! ROFL.

[CarolG]

By the way, I'm buying stock in the company that makes duct tape!:D

[Dream]

Ah but Lucy, I don't mean to quibble over details but the tfs gave you the original duct tape to use on YOURSELF:D So you did get the duct tape rolling so to speak but the intentions were different! We now know however that you would never spill the pixie dust and fink on the fairies! You were misjudged and mistreated but we now consider you a partner in the protection patrol! See Dream walk to the center of the screen and wave all members of the duct tape patrol to join her. All members give eachother high fives and the super secret duct tape salute! OK team...protect those fairies!!!
Oh and by the way...all members of the duct tape patrol are eligible for the WW clipart that is uniquely our own. DVC wants to go incognito but some of you must want to share Bennet's work of art!:D Please fel free!

[LucyStorm]

I am not deserving of this reputation you all are trying to inflict upon me.....sniff, sniff....sob, sob....

[CarolG]

{Carol pats Lucy on the shoulder.} Don't cry Lucy!

OK, I'm dressed now!:D

[Dream]

Woo Hoo! Lookin' good Carol! We have new tags too! Thank you tag fairies! Pssst....if you want to share the little drinkee poo that I am making for Lucy tonight I will leave some glasses filled in my pm box for you! Just help yourself/ves and no one will see you!;)
Lucy sweetie, please stop crying. It is OK...really. Besides, your tears may drip on DIS Woman's bodice thingy and make more little "stripes" as Bennett calls them!:D Still waiting for that green magic marker to fill in those "stripes" Benett!!
Kama must be out there in the reaal world again today! Bummer! Guess she will check in later.

[LucyStorm]

OMG!!! Dream!!!! Look at my tag!!!! Look what the tag fairies did!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D

[Mskanga]

you see what you started Sis?? Now I will have to turn into a duct tape vigilante....ROFLMAO

[Dream]

LOL LUCY!!! Feel better now? HA HA HA !!!! Those tag fairies are large and in charge!:D

[luvstiggertoo]

Okay....someone clue me in!
I just popped in after a little absense and got a PM that I have been tagged!
What's that mean????

[DVCajun]

I think that was something different. There's a game of "tag" going on where you get "tagged" via PM, meaning that you're now "IT." :) You have to tag someone else the same way you were tagged in order to pass it along.

There's a thread on this too.... but I can't remember the name of it.

This thread refers to the existence of an ellusive creature that we call the "Tag Fairy." No one really knows who this fairy (or faries) is, but she (or he) can add color to your tag (the title under your name) and also change it at will. She also can use more than the 25 characters we lesser beings can use. :) It's silly-- and we're having a lot of fun with it. :p Beats acting like adults!!

[luvstiggertoo]

Thanks for clarifying DVCajun!

I've seen all of those multicolored tags and was wondering what was going on!!
I'll go try to find the Tag You're It thread!

[CarolG]

Geri, here's the PM Tag Game (http://disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=190644) thread.

[LucyStorm]

Excuse me, but I beg to differ, I do know who the tag fairies are, but I am not telling. After all, I seem now to be a member of the Tag Fairy Protection Patrol. But Ladies, I hate to say this, BUT I do not have the body for that suit!

[CarolG]

Ahhh the wonders of cyberspace! Of course you'll look MAHvalous in the suit!:)

If I can wear it, anybody can! :D

[DVCajun]

Well.... I actually know too. I guess I was speaking largely for the general population, and that we aren't "supposed" to know. Of COURSE the Tag Fairy Patrol knows!!!!

[LucyStorm]

of course DVC, cause if we didn't, how could we protect them?

[Bennet]

Still waiting for that green magic marker to fill in those "stripes" Benett!!
Who’s Benett?

Next time you're making beverages don't forget Evil Emperor Zurg- Fashion Stylist for the TP Protection Patrol. Not only can he rat out the TF but also he controls your clipart.

Zurg was kind enough to ad a cocktail glass this time but next time - who knows?

[Dream]

:earseek: OMG!!!!! I LOVE the addition to our clipart!!!!! HA HA HA!!!! You guys are a riot!!
Wrrrrrrrrr.....Dream is whipping up a batch of duct tape patrol cocktails...on the house!!!:D Please excuse my sticky fingers...duct tape you know.

[Bennet]

Thank you Dream.

[Dream]

You are welcome Bennet!

:eek: Dream whips out her duct tape and not so gently slaps a big strip onto the mouth of the Evil Emperor Zurg!!! How dare he threaten the tfs AND their protectors! We will not bow to threats from the likes of you Zurg!! Better watch your back...there are more where I came from! Keep your eyes on this one DVC...he sounds devious! Good thing you are incognito ! Dream sounds the duct tape patrol general alarm and takes the cb to security level lime green!!

[DVCajun]

Gentle reminder to Dream: cease and desist from pointing out the undercover agents to the enemy! And.... for that matter, what are you doing mixing up cocktails for someone that's threatening our security??

I am a little concerned that Dream may be imbibing while on duty. It seems to be affecting her judgment. Dream has been a good leader in days past so that is being taken into account. However, I would be remiss in my duty as undercover agent for the Protectors if I did not take some action at this point. Dream is hereby placed on lenient temporary Probation! Drinking with the enemy must cease immediately (unless for the purposes of covert action, which constitutes an extenuating circumstance in the line of duty). She is also instructed to switch to fruit smoothies while on duty, as her cocktails have proved lethal, not only to Dream but to others in her line of command.

10-4.

DVC signing off. :cool:

[Dream]

NO, NO....I can explain!! Dream clasps hands together and falls to her knees in begging position. NO I did NOT fall to my knees because of Imbibation!
What you saw is a glitch in computer technology! Zurg and I were typing in at the same time and the conversation sequence got out of order. When I made him drinks I did not realize it was Zurg...he was posing as Bennett! I threw him off guard by being polite and saying "you are welcome" to his thank you for the drinks and then I craftily slapped the duct tape on him!!I do hang my head in shame at my past errors of drinking on the job. Honestly...one drink leads to another and then another and before ya know it ...boom...it's outa control! I am back in control now but I do accept DVC's temporary lenient probation. I must earn your trust again! Dream borrows blanket and pillow from Lucy and dejectedly walks to the corner. Sorry tfs and Lucy...it's gotta be smoothies tonight! Wrrrrrrrr......yummy fruit smoothies being delivered to Dream's pm box for tfs to enjoy in annonimity and one to you too Lucy. Better DVC?


(Is she gone yet? GOOD! Dream sneaks jiggers of the "good stuff"into the fruit smoothies. Dream is not on duty so this is ok and shouldn't violate my probation. Kama...you up? Watch out for Zurg tonight ok? DVC put me in the corner until !morning

[Kama89]

OMG! I leave you guys for one afternoon and look what happens!! Our stylist threatens to rat out the TFs and do bodily harm to our clipart if we don't behave!?! :earseek: Our fearless leader is put on probation for imbibing (I think we better place each and every one of us on probation in that case) and ya'll got COOL new TF protection patrol tags without me!!! See if I go car shopping again... you guys get to have all the fun!!! Actually DVCajun, I think I see Dream's strategy... those drinks of Dreams, as we know are killer cocktails. I think her plan is a brilliant one. She plans to put Bennet/Zurg out of commission so that he's no longer a threat to us, to Wonder Woman or to our precious fairies. By now she has probably cut a small hole into the duct tape that she placed on his mouth, and as we speak, has lulled him into a false sense of security by offering him a drink. He thinks she's being kind, but in all actuality, she has laced the drink with ENORMOUS amounts of Absolut.... I think it's safe to say that Zurg won't be a problem for a very long time.



By the way: Anybody own a Toyota Solara? I test drove one today. I think I'm in love. :D

PS Stripes huh Zurg?? I see. :rolleyes:

[Kama89]

Don't you worry Dream... I've got'cha covered. :cool: We'll get you out of that corner in no time! ;)

[DVCajun]

Good morning everyone! I'm feeling so, well, "chipper" is simply the only word that fits today! It's amazing the difference in how I feel after drinking fruit smoothies last night instead of those killer cocktails! I feel refreshed, invigorated, regenerated, enlivened.... well, you get the idea. Ahhh..... (streeetch)....

Now. Back to business. You may come out of the corner, Dream. Thank you for accepting your probation. Your humble attitude has convinced me that you were indeed looking out for the tfp in making that cocktail for Bennet. I am certain you will be a little more cautious in the future, and quicker on the uptake when a threat is made to our precious Tag Fairies. Besides, you are a goddess with the blender-- we can't do without you!

I'm sorry that I had to be the tough guy last night. The line of duty and all. You know. I mean, we're all still friends, aren't we? I don't want to give the impression that I don't like to party with the rest of the gang. Ha ha. I'm a big believer in having fun!

Well, back to work. Covert operations underway on other threads.

:cool:

[Mskanga]

! It's amazing the difference in how I feel after drinking fruit smoothies last night instead of those killer cocktails! I feel refreshed, invigorated, regenerated, enlivened....

I want some of that!!!! ROFL then again after reading all the posts since the last time I was on yesterday, you guys cracked me up already so early in the morning!!
Ok now I'm the official Duct Tape Vigilante ( thanks TF's ) and watch it Bonnie, if you ever cross and go to the dark side there will be serious repercusions ...ROFL.

[Bennet]

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<img src=http://205.158.147.182/images/Buzz/zurg_wanted.jpg>

…I did not realize it was Zurg...he was posing as Bennet…
Ha Ha Ha Zurgs identity is well hidden, in a place you TFPs would never look – HIS TAG!!
Is it any wonder your pitiful attempts to constrict ZURG with Duct Tape are meaningless!

The TFP would be well advised to show the Evil Emperor proper respect, we wouldn’t want those ‘stripes’ to get any more revealing would we?

[CarolG]

Zurg was kind enough to add a cocktail glass this time but next time - who knows?

I like the cocktail glass. Thank you Bennet aka Zurg!:D

At least it wasn't his bucket!!

[Dream]

WHOA!!!!! Dream races out from the corner in pursuit of the Evil Emperor Zurg!! Little does Zurg know, but the tfs have equipped the patrol with intergalactic duct tape, strong enough for even the most powerful evil!!! Rrrrrrrippppp.....rrrripppp.......rrripppp.....Dre am needs some back up.......see Dream wrapping intergalactic strength duct tape around and around and around the evil Emperor Zurg!!!! Now for the mouth!!! Dream leaves a verrry small hole in the duct tape, just big enough for rapid infusions of cocktails!! Wrrrrrr.....Dream quickly whips up a BIG batch and forces Zurg to drink!!!! Take THAT you evil villian!! There...that should take care of HIM for awhile! Dream now staggers towards the coffee pot after being so quickly awakened by the booming voice of Zurg!!

[Dream]

Whew...what a way to start the day! I forgot my alarm clock in the corner last night and overslept. I heard that voice and thought I had been transported to the Buzz Lightyear ride in the MK!!! Thanks for the backup last night Kama! We missed you yesterday! New car huh? Cool! Thanks for releasing me from the corner DVC and understanding my plight yesterday. All of this division in our forces is, of course, the workings of the Evil Emperor Zurg! We must "stick together" (sorry) and not let evil cause dissention in our ranks! MsKanga...keep an eye on Zurg and if that tape starts to get a little loose, use some of this....Dream tosses a roll of intergalactic duct tape to MsKanga! Sound the duct tape patrol alarm if you need backup! Dream moves to other threads to protect the magic of the cb!

[Bennet]

http://205.158.147.182/images/Buzz/zurg_2.jpg

Duct Tape has no meaning to Zurg!

Little green men, little green women makes no difference, Zurg will prevail.

[Dream]

Whooo....Whoooo...Whoooo...SOUNDING THE DUCT TAPE PATROL ALARM!!! Zurg must have overtaken MsKanga (in the kindest sense of the word...ok?) and we now need the help of the patrol to control this evil villain. Kama....get out of the car lots man and HELPPPPP!!!!:eek: Dream sets off in pursuit of Zurg! Tag Fairies....what else ya got in your arsenal? The sound of loud running is heard as Dream exits, hoping the rest of the patrol will help out soon!

[CathyCanada]

Zurg, methinks that you are trying to distract our Tag Fairy Protection Patrol from their official duties!! An evil plot perhaps, distract them and unmask the TFs? :smooth:
CC

[Bennet]

An evil plot perhaps, distract them and unmask the TFs?
Evil Plot? I prefer Malicious Plan.

How will we ever be sure if, their claim they know who the TF is, is right, if they don't say.
How do we even know they are protecting the TF?
They may just be a gang of little green women with a duct tape fetish?

[Dream]

Zurg! I have only this to say to you (not that I expect someone as evil as you to undersand)....faith, trust and a little bit of pixie dust.....nuf said
Oh and one more thing...neener neener neeeeeener, Dream can't be distracted, cause she has the blessings of the tfs, and yooouuuu dooon't!:p

[LucyStorm]

And please remember Emperor Zurg that Lucy is a nurse and has access to all kinds of nasty "weapons" to take care of pestilence and intergalactic nastiness.

And I know how to use the delete button when some nasty alien tries to take over my clipart!!!

[Bennet]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
And please remember Emperor Zurg that Lucy is a nurse and has acces to all kinds of nasty "weapons" to take care of pestilence and intergalactic nastiness.

Bring it on. Zurg has a few tricks of his own.

This has been a test of the Zurg emergancy broadcasting network, if it had been a real emergancey...

[LucyStorm]

Oh, and Zurg Dear, I also forgot to tell you that I was a crackshot at Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin. I am gathering my ammunition as we speak......:mad:

[Bennet]

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Oh and one more thing...neener neener neeeeeener

If you are nice, (unlikely as that seems,) Zurg will bring back the other sig. clip art and if you are real extra nice nice, I'll fix the little bodic issue.

[LucyStorm]

Zurg Dear, don't mess with us. Notice my new title. Don't make me band the forces of the Protection Patrol and the tag fairies. You may end up banished.

[debster812]

OMG you all have me ROTFLMBO!!!!

This could become one of those 'classic DIS moments' you were looking for LucyStorm. :D

Zurg, nice work with all the clippies, now imagine what you could do if you used your power for good instead of evil (maliciousness?) :D :D

Debster

*Debster, ducking and running for cover, can't beleive she actually got in the middle of these guys*

[Kama89]

HOLY INTERGALACTIC DUCT TAPE BATMAN... what's going on around here!?!?! Zurg, you have become a major menace to society... you WILL be stopped!!! Kama is in hot pursuit of the evil AND malicious Zurg.... she catches up with him, LEAPS out of her new Toyota Solara, and administers a potent narcotic provided by Nurse Lucy.
We are totally and completely devoted to the protection of our TFs. Weapons used against any TF protection patrol agent are completely useless against the magical powers the TFs have bestowed upon us. RESTORE OUR CLIPART or you will be thrown into the TF pit of despair, never to be seen or heard from again.

A duct tape fetish huh? Oooooh... I think I like that. Methinks it might go well with my spandex and speedskates fetish. ;)

[Bennet]

Now now now, is that nice?

Ok the potent narcotic was a nice getsture and I liked the "evil AND malicious. " But "thrown into the TF pit of despair, never to be seen or heard from again" sounds a little to The Princess Bride."

Not that I don't like the movie and the Dread Pirate Roberts would make a nice Diz name but hear you guys are sipping drinks, passing out rolls of duct tape and getting fancy new tags - what does Zurg get?

Complaints about the bodice!

Are you trying to get EROS in to this or what? Hello EROS have anything in spandex, speed skates and Duct tape?

[Bennet]

Duct Tape Apparel
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/gifimages/tapethis.jpg

[Bennet]

Jodie Cox, with her date Mike Holt, in their duct tape prom formals. It took 3 weeks of strenuous labor and almost 6 rolls of Duct Tape (Jodie doing most of the work, Mike testifies).
(ataboy Mike)
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/gifimages/ductprom.gif

[Bennet]

Todd Scott (below left) is one crazy Canadian who makes everything out of duct tape (including this kilt - and no, we didn't ask what he was wearing under it). After this photo was shot, he even made duct tape bag pipes.
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/toddscott/images/kilt.jpg

[Kama89]

but hear you guys are sipping drinks, passing out rolls of duct tape and getting fancy new tags - what does Zurg get? .......Somebody call the Waaaaaaaahmbulance for Zurg! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/boohoo.gif


Are you trying to get EROS in to this or what? Hello EROS have anything in spandex, speed skates and Duct tape? ..... Somehow I don't think Eros would have what I'm looking for in HIS picture collection. :D

Princess Bride!? Why, I have no idea what you're talking about! The TFs Pit of Despair is a very real place, and believe me, you do not want to go there.

PS: Hmmm.... intesesting (and rather disturbing) pictures there Zurg... wasn't exactly what I had in mind either. By the way, STOP distracting me with these duct tape images.... neither rain, nor sleet nor Zurgs shall stop the TF agents from their appointed rounds! BE GONE ZURGY BOY!

[Dream]

Off limits to all space rangers huh? I DON"T THINK SO!!!!! :mad: Space rangers we are not...we are the mighty tag fairy patrol people and you have met your match Zurg! Now that we are all together (and Kama has her new wheels) you don't stand an Emperor's chance in Andy's room!!! I take great pleasure in informing you that not only is Lucy a nurse but so am I!! Us nurses have WAYS, if you know what I mean! Now restore our clipart or we will be forced to delete you and seek help from someone who is NOT on the dark side!!! Oh...and no more threats about the "bodice thingy"...we are not easily intimidated!! Dream grabs the intergalactic duct tape and her nurse bag and takes off to fight evil!!! Let's go guys!

[Dream]

SURRENDER???!?! Does that mean you are surrendering to the tag fairies oh evil one?

[Kama89]

SURRENDER???!?! Does that mean you are surrendering to the tag fairies oh evil one? To do otherwise would be a waste of time and energy Zurgy baby. Resistance is futile.

Now restore our clipart or we will be forced to delete you and seek help from someone who is NOT on the dark side!!! .... What do you think ladies.... is it time to take action and delete this vandalized piece of clipart? I think it's time to put out a second plea for clipart help... our stylist has proved to have a rather nasty temper, not to mention, I think he's maybe just a tad shhhh..... unstable.

[Dream]

Yes Kama my friend, it is time to say sayanara to WW. She was just a ploy of the evil one to spread his mission of doom. Perhaps some wonderful REAL hero will design a new cilppie for us! One that is good and pure and righteous!

[Dream]

Dream senses that Kama is hesitant to delete her mutant clipart. Wrrrrrrrr....Dream whips up a batch of Kama's favorite beverage and holds it just beyond her reach. Come ooonnnn Kama....delete the clipart. Then you can have a little drinkee poo!
Don't worry DVC...none of the "good stuff "will be in it until we are off duty!

[yensid1071]

Hey, didn't Lucy Lawless wear something like in Bennet's post in an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess?

[Kama89]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/boozer.gif Ooooh! Gimme that drink Dream! That clipart is HISTORY!! :D


SOMEONE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE HELP US!!! Where's a good and kind clip art guru when you need one?!?!

Oh tag fairies... we beesech you, help us find a way to show the world that we are your good and faithful servants, ever vigilant, and always ready to take on the evil doers that strive to expose your identity. Help us if you can! http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/notworthy.gif

[Dream]

Dream joins Kama's plea for help with a new identity! :) sweet and innocent smilie to hopefully gain the assisitance of a clipart master! Proud of ya Kama....I knew you could ditch that clipart! Fie on you Zurg....you have no power here!!!

[CarolG]

Gee, what did I miss last night??? The clip art looks fine this morning... but if we're changing into new costumes, please let me know!

By the way, did you know there's a
$5,000 Scholarship for Prom Formalwear made of duct tape? (http://www.duckproducts.com/)

[Mskanga]

Well this is getting better and better everyday.....I'm soooooooo afraid of Zurg.....he lives near me and he can come and get me.....I'm getting out the extra strength super duper mega long rolls of duct tape just in case, Zurg is not invencible.....and my sis is sending me other weapons to defend myself and the TF's that I will use appropriately....so here....come and get me Zurgggggggggggg!!!!!!!!! ROFLMBO

[Dream]

CarolG! Quick!!! Ditch the WW clipart!!! It is controlled by the evil emperor ZURG!!! If we ditch the clipart he has no further control over us and is no threat to the tag fairies! As you can see from last night, he was full of nasty threats and accusations. Did you not notice last night that our clipart would change from wonder woman to ZURG?!? Hmmmm....Dream is beginning to wonder about CarolG. We have put out a plea to other clipart techies on the DIS to help us in our hour of need and make a new clipart for us but so far noone has stepped forward. Perhaps they are intimidated by Zurg? Be brave DIS techies!!! If we stick together evil will have no power here! So push that delete button CarolG!!! We will think of something!

[CarolG]

Dream, please don't wonder about me! I wasn't online last night and missed the schizophrenic clip art! I've changed my signature -- will this do until we get something new?;)

[Jiminy102]

I don't believe all of you are tempting Zurg like this!!!!!

I Know the Tag fairy will protect us all.

I believe int the tag Fairy, I believe in the tag Fairy!!!!!

[Dream]

Way to go CarolG!!!:D Tempting Zurg????? BAH HA HA HA !!!! He has no power over the tf's or their protectors!!!!:D

[Mskanga]

our magic is stronger than the evil Zurg....so, not a chance!!!! But I still have my duct tape handy!!! ROFL

[pokiemomo181]

Zurg, duck tape? What is happening here!!!!!!! LOL Its been a long time since I have seen this much happiness on the boards. Keep it up guys, I love it!


:D :D :D :D :D :D


Pokie

[Patrick IL.]

Originally posted by pokiemomo181
LOL Its been a long time since I have seen this much happiness on the boards. Keep it up guys, I love it!


Pokie
Now that make me smile too pokie :)

[debster812]

This is truly the most enjoyable, funny thread we've been treated to in a long time!

I agree with Pokie and Patrick IL. (who incidentally MUST be a great guy, since he shares a name with my DH :D )

[Dream]

Dream tiptoes nervously onto the thread.....Hellooooo......Zuuuurggg ....Helloooo....Zuuurg? HOORAYYYYY!!!! We have defeated the Evil Emperor Zurg!! He has not shown his evil personage all day! (Hope he's not on the car lot with Kama!) So Zurgee Baby, we found your achilles heel by deleting your clipart did we? That will teach you to fool with the duct tape patrol! Now we are ready to call a truce and accept you as one of our own on a probationary type basis. But you first have to prove yourself worthy. Your mission....should you choose to accept it....is to design a new clippie that meets the approval of the patrol. Are you up for it? Do you need some inspiration? Wrrrrrrrrr......Dream whips up a batch of cocktails and walks to the center of the screen, holding a "glass of peace" out to the no longer evil Emperor Zurg......

[Bennet]

Along with the normal hostile take overs, planet conquests etc Zurg has been in the 1880. Homesteading in Montana. Al Gore hasn't created the internet yet.

[Kama89]

Zurg is one busy conquering dude...is there anywhere you don't go Zurgyboy?
Well, tell Albert to get with it would ya... we have TFs to protect! Will you come join us in our efforts to protect our fairies, or will you be leaving us in your quest to take over Montana?

[Dream]

So are you back now Zurg or is this a transmission from another galaxy?

[Dream]

Well patrol, I must have screwed up again and made that cocktail a little on the STRONG side? Since we have received no transmission from Zurg I can only assume that he grabbed the drink and ran and is now sound asleep somewhere out there in cyberspace. Let's hope his global positioning unit is functional when he awakes! I must go now and get my beauty sleep. I wil check back with you guys in the morning and hopefully we will have heard from Zurg about his choice between good and evil! I sure am missing having a duct tape patrol clipart! Good night patrol...good night tag fairies. All you late night patrollers....carry on!

[Dream]

Good morning duct tape patrol, tag fairies and you too Zurg....whereever you are! Sorry about the cocktail last night dude....I didn't make it that strong on purpose...honest!;) Hope you find your way back to our galaxy without too much difficulty. Dream walks to the center of the screen and holds out a glass of water and a couple of aspirin for Zurg....he's gonna need em!
Kama, CarolG, DVCajun, MsKanga, Jiminy102, Kidzmom3...any sign of Zurg this morning? I have been patrolling the cb and have not noticed any infractions lately...GOOD WORK!! Dream checks to make sure she has plenty of duct tape to last the day and moves on to other threads. Have a great day everybody!:)

[Kama89]

Good morning Dream! It appears that you and I are the only agents on board this morning. All has been quiet lately.... could it be that we have sufficiently accomplished the task of warding off any potential TF squealers?! Oh no.... tell me it isn't so... is there no longer a need for the Duct Tape Patrol? Well, quiet or no I will always be keeping a watchful eye, and the duct tape is on my belt and ready to do it's job at a moment's notice. Maybe the duct tape patrol should broaden the scope of it's duties within the CB now that all seems quiet on the TF tattling front. It seems that Zurg has surrendered and doesn't seem to be taking us up on our offer concerning the clipart. Guess it's time that I put a picture back in my sig. :) I guess I'll have to go incognito like DVCajun. :D
Well, I'm off to drive a duct tape cadet to his duct tape patrol training facility, then it's over to the duct tape gym for a strenuous workout (d.t. agents must stay in shape you know.... especially if in case they ever get their spandex uniform!) then soon after, I should be back on the CB beat watching for violaters and as always.....protecting our beloved TFs. :)
Carry on ladies!

[Dream]

Perhaps you are right Patrol member Kama. We will always "be prepared" to protect our beloved tag faireis should the need arise, but it all seems under control for now! Job well done! I will go incognito as well....not hard since I never HAD any clipart to begin with! I will see you around the CB! This is Dream...over and out.

[vickyBaby]

I want to thank whomever is responsible for my new tag. I LOVE IT!!!! You GO!!

[yensid1071]

Okay, well, I goofed. The mysterious tag fairies got me a couple days ago, but then I decided to tinker around with my profile. Well, long story short, I inadvertantly removed the good TF's work and am looking to have it replaced. This is what I get for not double checking my options before hitting the "submit" button. Or I should have just cancelled while I was ahead. Being the partial computer geek I am, I should have known better anyway. So if the tag fairies can find it in their hearts to forgive me and give me a new tag, I would appreciate it! And I won't mess this one up! I promise!! :-)

[Mskanga]

It is so much fun to be a part of the duct tape patrol....but I can't see a darn flying thing today, it's too foggy here , so I carry the super duper mega strong duct tape around with me just in case, you never know when you may need it!!!! ROFL
I think Zurg finally gave up , he knew he could do nothing with the duct tape patrol protecting the TF's....LOL

[Bennet]

http://205.158.147.182/tapewomang.gif

Sorry - Zurg was was into the PBS Homesteading shoe er Show and not on line much.

Green wonder babe was back in place about the time you all took it down. *IMG]http://205.158.147.182/tapewomang.gif[/IMG]

Audit was just in my office - they need some documentation. Buzz will never gt Zurg but the beauracracy is another issue.

[DVCajun]

I don't want to make anyone jealous or anything, but did anyone notice that I have been promoted to "TF Aide"???

;)

[DVCajun]

Oh, forgot to say: Thanks Tag Fairy!!!

I am honored.... speechless, really! And at your service!

:cool:

[Kama89]

:( I'm happy for you DVCajun. Really... :( I am. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sad2.gif I'm jealous, totally pathetic and majorly whining over the fact that all of the TF protection Patrol agents but me got special tags, BUT I would never say so out loud. :) LOL! Naw.....not really. It looks great DV!

[LucyStorm]

Yensid,

as top aide to TF1, I have dutifully received and reported your transmission. Being the exceptional tag fairy that TF1 is, I believe that your request will be received and dealt with promptly. Long live the tag fairy!

10-4. Over and out.

[Kama89]

Oh my! Whining really works around here! I've been promoted from knowing better than to question the TFs to special friend! :bounce: I humbly accept this new position.... I am deeply honored Tag Fairy! :)

[LucyStorm]

Congratulations, Kama!

Pretty cool tag!

[Dream]

Well congratulations to all in the patrol who have very nice new tags!!! Bennet dear....I hope you will understand our hesitancy to risk again being controlled by The Evil Emperor Zurg through your WW clipart. Should you wish to show the partol that you have truly crossed over from the darkside, we ask that you create a new clipart for us. Maybe just a roll of duct tape...green...with a cape...and pixie dust? What do you think ladies? Beeennetttt.....hmmmm?

[Bennet]

flying green duct tape?

Hmmm,

[yensid1071]

I have a new tag!!! Thank you Tag Fairies!!! And thank you to LucyStorm, top aide to TF1, for mentioning my predicament (sp) to the Tag Fairies!!! Bonnie and the other new TF aides, congrats on being named an aide!! Nice work!!! And just to prove how much the Tag Fairies know, I am enjoying Return of the Jedi on the Fox network. Yeah, it has commercials and I have it on video, but I'm too busy on the boards to dig out the tape (let's see how long till I get 75 posts and need to update my tag again!). Next week they'll be showing Episode 1: Phantom Menace, so my Thursdays are booked. But I ramble....
I don't know who the TF's are, but I don't mind not knowing. Just as Santa mysteriously leaves presents under the tree or the Easter Bunny leaves chocolate eggs, it's just a fact of life that we should all enjoy (but I never figured out how bunnies can lay eggs, chocolate or otherwise). Long live the Tag Fairies!!!!!!

[LucyStorm]

Yensid,
on behalf of Tag Fairy 1, you are certainly welcome. These tag fairies seem to know everything about us, don't they?

And it looks like they have been VERY busy today. So, tag fairies, go get some well deserved rest. The TFPP has your back!

[Dream]

bumping to page one for the "new recruits" who are asking for the history!!!:smooth:

[helenabear]

What a great idea Jodie :teeth: I thought for a second our dearest Kama had done the bumping :p

[Kama89]

WOAH!! :earseek: Thought there for a second I'd been beamed backward in time. I'm going to need to re read this! There've been so many TF threads over the last few months, I don't remember what's on this one. :teeth: We have new recruits? I've been out of the CB loop lately. What'd I miss?!?! :(

Elaine, Now do you think I'd bother to bump up TF threads? If I were going to bump old threads, I can think of others, I'd much rather bump up. :p No offense TFs, ya'll know I love ya dearly, buuuuut...... ;)

[Dream]

Hee hee...sorry I didn't warn ya'll before I zapped us back in time!;) Kim...check out the "What is tagging" thread! It needs your input!! We have lots of new recruits and they are all full of questions as to where the duct tape patrol began. Couldn't think of a better way to tell them than to bring back a blast from the past!! Hee hee...it is fun to re read!!

Elaine....it is ALL about HIM now you know!!:rolleyes: ;)

[LucyStorm]

omg!!! Whoa, what a time warp!

[debster812]

Hee hee hee.

When this all started, I was a mere apprentice, now I am a full fledged member of the TFPP. :p :D :) ;)

[Kama89]

ROTF!! This was a kick to re-read!!! OMG, what a bunch of loonies!! http://worldzone.net/family/kama89//hystericallaugh.gif ...And to think, Zurg started out as our Fashion consultant...my how times have changed! :teeth: The thread that saw the birth of the Duct Tape patrol, spandex and smoothies! Ahhh....the good ole' days! ;)

Elaine....it is ALL about HIM now you know!!
Oh hush....I'm a sick puppy, be kind to me. :p

[yensid1071]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/band.gif ..........Let's do the time warp again........... http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/rock_band.gif

[jldriscoll]

Thanks Dream... the birth of so much that I thought exisited forever!!! You, kama, Yensid, and the others are true creators of something wonderful!! THe band of duct tape patrollers!!!

ALL HAIL THE GREEN!!!

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Kama89
Oh hush....I'm a sick puppy
You've got that right!!!

[Dream]

Thanks Jennifer! But the TRULY wonderful ones are our dear tag fairies. They do bring lots of smiles, fun and magic to the boards!!
May they live forever!!

[Kama89]

You've got that right!!!
You didn't have to agree with me ya know. :rolleyes:

Jennifer, If you ever have a few thousand hours to kill, do a search for threads with tag fairies in the title...you would soon learn more than you probably ever wanted to know. ;)

[ThreeCircles]

Why does everyone type duct tape in red?

Why not blue? Duct Tape

Why not purple? Duct Tape

Why not green? Duct Tape

Or even... Duct Tape


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