whats your favourite sayings on rides

[eyeore]

1. jungle cruise. when getting off the boat: "skipper dan will help you out by the rear, not that rear ma am, this is adventureland not fantasyland".:rotfl2: 2. jungle cruise. "as you climb aboard our boat this afternoon, please lower your head and watch your step, if you forget to lower your head and watch your step, please lower your voice and watch your language after you bump your head". :rotfl:

i love disney but also universal and at the horror make up show in universal the line "this isnt disney, we dont have to be nice to you" is another favourite.:rotfl:

[kaybird]

Also from Jungle cruise-"We are now passing Schweitzer Falls, named for that famous humanitarian... Albert Falls."

[DeblovesPoohbear]

From Haunted Mansion: "This chamber has no windows and no doors,
which offers you this chilling challenge, TO FIND A WAY OUT!
Of course, there's always MY WAY MMMAAAAA HHHAAAAAAA"

( I need help) :rotfl:

[newharmony]

Actually DH's favorite...from POTC..."Here kitty, kitty, kitty"!

[2BusyPlanning]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring" - TTA (The Peoplemover)

[Hockey Ninja]

From Mission Space:

"Mars Team, you're on the clock!"

"It's Go Time!"

"Watch the barrier!" (This is funny mainly because Gary Sinise is yelling it as your spaceship is bouncing OVER said barrier.)


From Big Thunder Mountain Railroad:

"This here's the fastest ride in the wilderness!"


From Haunted Mansion:

"I will pull it down for you."


From Small World:

"Run away! Run away!"
(Oh wait, that wasn't part of the ride, that was my brother and me. Never mind.)


Edited to add: And how could I forget the Monorail? "Please stand clear of the doors!"

[Doc CW]

The monorail saying ( I'm not even gonna try to spell it).

Dinosaur:

"their not gonna make it, their not gonna make it!!!!!!! ..... Oh you made it, I knew you would."

[stitchlet]

They don't play it anymore, but I used to like on the monorail when Stitch would say "Welcome to Stitch Kingdom!" please watch your head and then Stitch would yell "I hit my head!" :stitch2:

[bytheblood]

Please stand clear of the doors.
Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.


This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge...To find a way out.
Of course, there's always my way! Muahahahahahaha!


Not a script or saying, but the music from Soarin'. LOVE IT!!!

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

Dinosaur:

"their not gonna make it, their not gonna make it!!!!!!! ..... Oh you made it, I knew you would."

Every once in a while I shout out, "Not our dino!"

I also love "Are you seeing an increase in lateral forces? Sure am!" from Test Track and of course "You are not the first to pass this way....."

Really there are so many that I find myself saying on a daily basis! :thumbsup2

[Tiggerkeeper]

We spent a trip listening to DS and friend repeating "We wants the redhead" from Pirates pirate: over and over and over and over again! :rotfl:

[auntread]

Oh there are soooooooooo many!!!! lots were already mentioned, but:

favorite of all time:: from HM:
I will pull it down for you!

from Peter Pan's Flight:
"here we go-oo!"

from CoP
"No privacy at all around here"

from Ellen's Energy Adventure:
"we had a great nickname for her.....Stupid Judy"

[cousinbb]

"Dead men tell no tales" from POTC ride.

"Please don't throw me in the briar bush!" Splash Mountain

[bytheblood]

In Haunted Mansion Holiday, I like "A Coffin Jack Says, Makes a Fine Christmas Present"

[PirateMel]

Step into the Dead Center of the room ....

[tiggerx3]

Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.

I bought a shirt for my DH with that saying on it.

[Davey-D-99]

How about the bus "ride"...

"Hello everyone, and welcome aboard the Walt Disney World transportation system...We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom"

Loved hearing that first thing in the morning!!!

[GarrettJD]

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas."

"Attention Spaceship Earth travellers. Please remain seated. Your time machine is rotating backwards for your return journey to Earth."

"Welcome aboard the Walt Disney World express monorail, your highway in the sky to the Magic Kingdom."

"Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic."

"Hey! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask.
That's not a mask!
Oh. Sorry, lady! Ha, ha, ha!"

"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator, still in operation, waiting for you."

"You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last."

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders"

"And now, the Magic Kingdom proudly presents, in a million points of musical light, the magical worlds of Disney, in Spectromagic!"

"Flash photography? I wouldn't. It alters the homing signal and that's not good!"

"Soarin' to tower. You are cleared for takeoff."

And my all time favorite:

"Good evening, and welcome.

We are gathered here tonight, around the fire, where people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us, to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself, but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one.

I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections Of Earth.

*poof*"

(yes, I did the last one from memory. :) )

[Shelton123]

"You are now entering.... THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"

[jimmytammy]

From Journey Into Your Imagination

Welcome, welcome , welcome!!

[donaldtutter]

"welcome to my park" Rizzo in Muppets dressed as Mickey

" you are safely seated safely inside the theater safely" Dr Nigel Channing

[DisneyGirlie]

How about the bus "ride"...

"Hello everyone, and welcome aboard the Walt Disney World transportation system...We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom"

Loved hearing that first thing in the morning!!!

I totally agree! The whole "We're on our way to the Magic Kingdom" just builds so much excitement at the start of the day."
Eveyrone has already put a lot of my favorites down like from HM and Test Track and Peter Pan's Flight. But two others that come to my mind are at the end of the HM when the woman is saying final arrangements can be made etc. etc. and I love from TTA the "Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders."

[ArabianNights]

I love in Philharmagic when Goofy tells you to "Put on your Oper-ee glasses"

[JulielovesDisney]

"Now approaching Mickey's Startraders. The crew at Mickey's Startraders will glady rocket ship to any planet in the galaxy."
-TTA

"This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator. Still in operation. Waiting for you."
-Tower of Terror

"I'm gonna need a stretch. Better make it a super stretch."
-Rock n Roller Coaster

"Buuuuuunnnnyyyy!"
-Muppet Vision 3D
(Makes me crack up!)

[Harvestmooner]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mister Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived-please give them a ring" my daughter and I wait for this every single time on the TTA!!! We love it!!!!

[bytheblood]

I love in Philharmagic when Goofy tells you to "Put on your Oper-ee glasses"


Yep - LOVE that too. :goodvibes

[tinkfan355]

One of my favorites is...
You are now entering the Twighlight Zone!
oh! and also...
Dead men tell no tales!
:yay:

[Figment's Friend]

Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.

I bought a shirt for my DH with that saying on it.

Great shirt and great of you for thinking to put it on there! :thumbsup2

I also love from Sam Eagle of Muppets Vision 3d, "a salute to all countries but mostly America." :rotfl: :lmao:

[Mr. & Mrs. Smith]

These are great! Keep 'em coming.

[GarrettJD]

A few more--

"A kingdom full of endless dreams for every girl and boy
Wondrous lands of make believe will fill your heart with joy"

"Welcome to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. Boy, you're in for a real treat."

"Now, I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!"

Jungle cruise skipper:
"Did you all have a great time on the Jungle Cruise!
Great! Now, (abruptly), GET OUT!
(apologetically) Oh, wait, I'm so sorry! Where's my Disney Hospitality?
(pause)
GET OUT! And have a magical day!"

"Cleared for Track Course A.
All right, let's pick up the pace!"

"And of course NOBODY locks their doors in New York."

[dizlizzy223]

"Pick another test...<<crash>>" from Test Track
"puh puh puh please don't throw me into the Briar Patch" and "Go SFU" from Splash Mountain
"Ladies and gentlemen this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. We're going to view... the backside of water" Jungle Cruise

[tinkfan355]

I also love from Sam Eagle of Muppets Vision 3d, "a salute to all countries but mostly America." :rotfl: :lmao:

HAHA!!! This one makes me crack up! :rotfl2:

[Aimbier31]

ok all mine are from tha great movie ride( i know the whole script from this ride)

Hello everyone and welcome to The Great Movie Ride! Once again, my name is _______ and I'll be taking you from this Hollywood soundstage right into some of the greatest movies of all time ... and just between you and me, this is no ordinary tour so you won't be seeing these movies in the ordinary way, it'll be as if you're in the movies!

Red light? I hate red lights! Watch this, Mack. <shoots out the red light> No more red light! Sorry boys, but it's time to go.

This is "Alien". You are with Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo. Something has gone wrong. One by one, the crew has vanished, and somewhere in the ship, a terrifying creature waits to claim its next victim.

Look, dere he is again! Hey lady, I think he likes ya. <laughs>

[JumpinBrerJenkins]

You are about to discover what lies beyond the fifth dimension, beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination . . . in the Tower of Terror.

[MountainMan73]

"Now approaching Mickey's Star Traders"

"This is something they dont tell you about in any guidebook"

"I give you 'the backside of water'"

(idk if this counts but the sound of the glass breaking as you exit the blue tunnel in SM)

"I'll show you a laughin place"

". . .that includes these little beauties" (in the Soarin pre-video)

"and NOW you will deal with ME, and all the powers of MY IMAGINATION!!!"

(all of the people running up to "Indiana Jones" after the boulder rolls over him)

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas."

"Let's proceed to the rough road tests"

[splashmtrider]

:upsidedow My Favorite Saying

JIMMY: Your turn Grandma. Let's switch the image over to the TV, so the resident flying ace can show you how it work. Now, it's a little tricky. Just use your game glove to fly behind the other guy and then blast him with your laser blaster!
GRANDMA: Laser blaster? Well, I'll give it a try.
JIMMY: Take a look around Grandma. You're in the ship.
GRANDMA: I feel like I'm really there!
JIMMY: Okay, get ready, you're about to blast off!
GRANDMA: Here goes nothing.
JIMMY: Alright, here he comes! Ooh, you missed him. You're going to loose him Grandma! Bank to the right! Ooo! Good shot!
GRANDMA: Did you see that?!
JIMMY: Dad, Grandma's up to 550 points!
FATHER: Did you say 550? Man, she's getting the hang of that thing.
OVEN: Temperature increased to 550.
JIMMY: Hey check it out dad. Grandma's up to 975 points.
FATHER: Wow! 975.
OVEN: Temperature increased to 975. Overload-- overload...
SARAH: John, what's wrong with the oven?
FATHER: Well-- UH...
OVEN: Bake Mode complete. Enjoy your meal.
PATRICIA: Anyone for pizza?
SARAH: Another Christmas turkey ruined.
GRANDMA: Man what a game! I really smoked those guys. Looks like I'm resident flying ace now. :cool2:

Carousel of Progress:teacher: :idea:

[stopher1]

"...wall to wall creeps, and hot & cold running chills - SHHHH, listen..."