Year of a Million Nightmares

[inkkognito]

As most of us know, the Year of a Million Dreams is currently going on, with the opportunity to win cool prizes ranging from Dream Fastpasses to a night in the castle.

This got my perserve imagination going. What if they had a Year of a Million Nightmares promotion? What would be prizes be? Here are a few of my own suggestions to get things started:

A Nightmare Fastpass, good only for the following rides/attractions: Stitch's Great Escape, Sounds Dangerous, and Journey into Your Imagination.

A special stay in the Nightmare Suite, located at the All-Star Resorts during Pop Warner week. Witness extra special entertainment like poolside fights nightly.

[rubberband1293]

What about getting resort mugs and using them to refill your drink of choice - but ONLY at the resort and ONLY for the duration of the current trip? Imagine the shock this would cause and the number of posts on the boards if that were the rule!:eek:

[bumbershoot]

What about getting resort mugs and using them to refill your drink of choice - but ONLY at the resort and ONLY for the duration of the current trip? Imagine the shock this would cause and the number of posts on the boards if that were the rule!:eek:

:rotfl2:

[ntsammy5]

An all day ride on It's a Small World! :scared1:

[DisDarling]

You get a Nightmare Bus Pass where you have to take a bus to DTD to get to another resort for dinner.............oh wait, we already HAVE that!! :rotfl2:

Amy

[TDC Nala]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/cathlam/ticket2.jpg

Comped front row seats.

[poohbear2]

Private swimming lessons at the Polynesian Beach Lagoon.

[DisTeach]

You wouldn't have to twist my arm to give me a day at the park with NO ONE else except my invited VIPS! How awesome would that be to have the park to yourself?!

My friend got back this week from her trip. This was her second trip ever and TWO, count 'em TWO days in a row she got unlimited fast passes for the day as her gift for a Year of a Million Dreams!!! I've never received anything...:worship:

[Mr. Pig]

More Nightmare Prizes:
Free tickets to River Country and Discovery Island (snake bites not included).

[dobtia]

Just for you. Two day special super duper unlimited fastpass.

Day one: You and a thousand of your close personal friends run to Soarin. For the day you get to hand out fastpasses. You can smile and answer "I have no freakin clue why the return is so late. Maybe it is a good ride or something." Followed by "Heck yes we are out try back tomorrow"

Day two: Same thing at Two Story Mania.

Oh what a dream that would be.

:rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Robo]

A week's accommodations at the luxurious -

Pop Century

LEGENDARY YEARS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSc1fG0ETeY


:(

[deej696]

You win a free week long trip, redeemable only at the Pop Century Legendary Years...

An overnight stay in a tent on top of Spaceship Earth...

[deej696]

A week's accommodations at the luxurious -

Pop Century

LEGENDARY YEARS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSc1fG0ETeY


:(

DUDE! Now everyone is going to think I copied you Robo, because I got sidetracked watching Americas Got Talent:rotfl: :rotfl2:

[thesupersmartguy]

Or, a overnight stay in POP"S Legendary Years:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ETA: Haha, great minds think alike, POP is the first thing that came to mind. I did not see your post.

[acerunner81469]

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

[Robo]

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

I've already HAD my lifetime supply of Beverly.

[Maine-iac]

You could win the chance to be a horse "pooper scooper" CM for a day.

[dobtia]

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

We did the Club Cool this year. I told myself not to do it. I knew better. I could not stop. My hand grabbed the cup. Beverly. Hand you know better.

That was the most aweful thing my hand ever done to me. The other flavors were great.

Beverly....what a nightmare.

[Maine-iac]

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

Well at least I would have my Christmas shopping done. Beverly would make great gifts.:lmao:

[notsosnowwhite]

An all day ride on It's a Small World! :scared1:

Let's enhance this...switching back and forth all day from IASW to Country Bear Jamboree. Add a few swift hits to the ankles from double strollers along the way and voila - instant nightmare!:wizard:

[leebee]

Better add Snow White's Adventures to that Nightmare FastPass.

Nightmare CM- Bag checker at the entrance to MK! Or driving a Jungle Cruise boat!!

[kmcford]

The honor to stay on 20 continous rides on the teacups with vomiting children surrounding you!

[chpmnkfan]

Oh man why all the hating on Beverly??? I think it's funny EVERYONE that has mentioned Beverly seems to hate it except me. I always drink it when I'm in Epcot...Maybe I'm crazy then...more for me:cool1: This thread cracks me up though!!

[kaytieeldr]

Protein Spill Supervisor for a Day

[BarleyJack]

VIP Tour Guide for the largest group ever to visit WDW from Brazil! Flag included~!

[LMO429]

A Dream Wish for you and your family to have stormalongbay all to yourself!!!! only to get there and there are millions of lovebugs EVERYWHERE!!! :scared1: ;)

[christa112]

You took the words right out of my mouth!!! LOL

An all day ride on It's a Small World! :scared1:

[marvali]

Number One - Stuck all day in restraints for Stitch's Great Escape where the only thing that happens is continual chilli dog breath.:eek:

Number Two - ITTBAB stink bug smell tester.:crazy2:

[perkinsrose]

As most of us know, the Year of a Million Dreams is currently going on, with the opportunity to win cool prizes ranging from Dream Fastpasses to a night in the castle.

This got my perserve imagination going. What if they had a Year of a Million Nightmares promotion? What would be prizes be? Here are a few of my own suggestions to get things started:

A Nightmare Fastpass, good only for the following rides/attractions: Stitch's Great Escape, Sounds Dangerous, and Journey into Your Imagination.

A special stay in the Nightmare Suite, located at the All-Star Resorts during Pop Warner week. Witness extra special entertainment like poolside fights nightly.

don't forget complimentary ALLstar Resort prank "wake-up calls" at 1:30am by giggling girls.

[Dollyrar]

You get to be tink flying down from the castle that night.

"DON'T LOOK DOWN!"

[mskayjay]

oh this thread is hysterical! lol

how about an all day seat in the Tiki Room?

[mskayjay]

YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

what is beverly?

[ntsammy5]

what is beverly?

It's one of the Coke versions at Ice Station Cool (or whatever it's current name is) It makes good insect repellent! :lmao:

[skier_pete]

How about a special day where each and every ride you go on breaks down for at least 10 minutes...allowing you to truly experience the magic in isolated splendor.

SkierPete

[litlpixie2]

Here's a nightmare.....Congratulations!! You have just won the honor of being the official MOUSEKEEPER for the resort of your choice!!! Sure, go ahead choose the Grand Floridian....just remember you're in charge of cleaning all those rooms, toilets and all!!! Today is your lucky day for sure!!

[AlisaMom]

Oh man why all the hating on Beverly??? I think it's funny EVERYONE that has mentioned Beverly seems to hate it except me. I always drink it when I'm in Epcot...Maybe I'm crazy then...more for me:cool1: This thread cracks me up though!!

Me too! I really like Beverly :woohoo:

[moonpie85]

Hey, I like Stitch! :rotfl2:

[moonpie85]

You could win an all day jam session with the Country Bears!

[PrincessKsMom]

You get to be tink flying down from the castle that night.

"DON'T LOOK DOWN!"

Better yet, you get to be TinkerBILL, the mustachioed, slightly pudgy man who gets to fly from the Castle each evening. (Not sure who that's the nightmare for -- Bill or the crowd)! :rotfl2:

[PrincessKsMom]

The honor to stay on 20 continous rides on the teacups with vomiting children surrounding you!

How about a super fasspass, good only for the teacups and Mission Space!

[maxiesmom]

Get all the food you can eat for free, as long as it is from the ABC Commisary!

[Amirah95]

This thread if funny. :rotfl: I think everything has been covered, but I'm sure we can squeeze a few more out.

[ToGreen78]

How about winning an all access DVC prize. Prize is you get to participate in harassing the park guests all day long in your little unshaded kiosk located in the middle of Dumbo and Snow White.

[jpolak]

popcorn::

[Rora]

Oh this thread is great!! :) :rotfl2:

[litlpixie2]

How about a three hour stay at The Neverland Club where you alone get the honor of entertaining 15 overtired, sugared-up 4 year olds(and at least 2 that are nauseus) while their parents are off having quiet dinners at Narcossees or V&A's....such fun!!!

[marvali]

How about a special day where each and every ride you go on breaks down for at least 10 minutes...allowing you to truly experience the magic in isolated speldor.

SkierPete

Speldor. Is that one of those remote planets in the Star Wars movies?

Better yet, you get to be TinkerBILL, the mustachioed, slightly pudgy man who gets to fly from the Castle each evening. (Not sure who that's the nightmare for -- Bill or the crowd)! :rotfl2:

:lmao: :lmao: Now that's funny right thar....I don't care who you are!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[Dallas_Lady]

A week's accommodations at the luxurious -

Pop Century

LEGENDARY YEARS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSc1fG0ETeY


:(

Can you see that when you stay at Pop Century? That has got to be the biggest eyesore! It must totally take you out of the Magic to see an abandoned building acorss the lake.

[TLinden16]

Since this thread isn't really about trip planning, we've decided it's a better fit over on the Theme Parks Community Board.

[skier_pete]

Speldor. Is that one of those remote planets in the Star Wars movies?


I swear it was right when I hit submit. I've fixed it, thanks!

SkierPete

[Scoot95]

1. As you approach the queue for every ride you go on, a tour group from Brazil, flag and all, run in front of you and push you out of the way.

2. In order to ride any ride, you must first sing the Small World Theme as loud as you can before boarding.

3. Instead of one night in Cinderella's Dream Suite, you have to spend the rest of your vacation in the jail scene on POTC, the one where the dog has the keys.

[catho72]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

LOVE this thread!

[marvali]

I swear it was right when I hit submit. I've fixed it, thanks!

SkierPete
Nooooooooo.....put it back.....isolated speldor is too good to fix. Some typos were just meant to happen.

[Piglet]

So funny, :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

How about special parade seating, right behind the biggest guy you can find with a kid on his shoulders.


Piglet

[Diznotyzed]

"The Ground is Lava" nightmare, where all the kids in line around you only walk on the bars separating the switchbacks. Special bonus includes them swinging on every chain!

[leeh1530]

Lucky you! You win a free breakfast, lunch AND dinner! Only trouble is, it's got to be at Hollywood and Vine! All you can eat! If you dare ........ :faint:

[rubberband1293]

How about waiting at the bus stop at the Contemporary Resort to go to Epcot for hours? (I once waited an hour and 20 minutes before someone finally told me that buses don't go to Epcot from the CR - you have to take the Monorail to the TTC and go from there!!!:rolleyes1 )

[dobtia]

Here is your Nightmare Fastpass.....

You get stuck in each room of Its a Small World....10 minutes each room.

Next we take you to the Indy Speedway (now my family loves this ride). We will enhance your pleasure by boxing you in with the I cant reach the pedal kid, and I am going to ram you kid. 1 hour for you special as fastpass winner.

Next we are going to put you at the front of the line for SpaceMountain. As you start the incline. Yup...stuck. And for your enjoyment we will pipe in music from Its a Small World since another winner is stuck in there.

We will also give you sleeping arrangments....Disney new padded wall suite.

Enjoy.

[Markstudy]

You have 8 hours to sell 8 of Disney's time-shares...or Disney keeps your kids and uses them to fill-in for broken-down characters at Small World. :dance3:

[PrincessKsMom]

...or Disney keeps your kids and uses them to fill-in for broken-down characters at Small World. :dance3:


You say this like it's a bad thing? :confused3 :rotfl2:

[Markstudy]

You say this like it's a bad thing? :confused3 :rotfl2:

Leads me to think... you're a natural born sales person who can sell ice to Eskimos... or :rolleyes1 :rotfl2:

[poober25]

: YOu could win lifetime supply of beverly

:scared1: :rotfl2: :lmao:

Love this one!

[Markstudy]

You get to continue riding the monorail on a hot crowded summer day, until you can identify all 27 of what Disney calls its- "Disney's reek, stench, stink, Spectacular!" :teleport: :o :ssst: :smokin: :sad: :crazy2: :scared: :scared1:

[DisGal520]

You're awarded a special blindfold, told to put it on and stand in the AK parking lot. There a special bus crew picks you up and whisks you off.






When you're told to remove the blindfold, you open your eyes and find



you are


















in Universal Studios!:scared1: :scared1: :scared1:














DisGal
:cool2:

[RichmondTiggerFan]

For me, it would be a free trip to the MK in January, when Splash Mountain is closed.:(

[End_User-X]

Or, strapped to a chair with a tv showing Stacey 24/7 with your eyes taped open. :rotfl2:

[mikesdisneymom]

For me, it would be a free trip to the MK in January, when Splash Mountain is closed.:(
Actually that would be my day of a dream come true I'm told to ride splash mountain I(Not Kidding)burst on in tears:sad: :sad: :sad: and say"Please promise me we won't go on Splash Mountain":happytv: :happytv: :happytv: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Disney1976]

You win a day of relaxation at your deluxe resort in a poolside cabana, with drinks and meals included.

Unfortunately, the cabana next to you is full of fat, hairy men who insist on removing their clothes and squeezing into their too tight speedos in front of you.

At the same time, you notice that all of the parents in the group are changing their children's messy diapers on the table where you were about to eat your lunch, and "cleaning them off" in the pool.

Ahhh....how relaxing.

[perkinsrose]

You're parched. You've lost your wallet and have no water. Every drinking fountain you find is being used as a baby bidet.