Just back..Disney Resorts are the worst!

[Peter Pirate]

My family and I just returned from a vacation where we switched hotels three times to best experience the so-called magic. Boy were we dissappointed!

We first stayed at the Poly and had what we thought would be a great location. It was lakeview...We thought how romantic & peaceful this would be...Not! Come to find out we're looking right at this big ugly castle, all lit up like it's somethin' special. Well it was very annoying & bright to boot. You'd think Disney could warn you about these 'special circumstances' ahead of time so a person could make other arrangements...Well, we just kept the curtains closed so we weren't bothered by that infernal light!

Then we moved on the the AKL...Now this place seemed real neat but as soon as we checked into our room imagince the horror at getting a glimpse into the outside world from our room? Well, I'll tell you I was mad. I called the front desk and demanded that they shut down that road (that actualy had traffic) & extinguish the lights or we were moving! Imagine my horror when they stated they couldn't close the road or dim the lighs...Yeah right, like Disney couldn't do that. I can't believe other guests with a lot less patience than me haven't complained!

From AKL we moved to the WL and our luck continued. We had a room that looked out at the woods! Can you believe it? At the Wildernss Lodge we actually had to look at wilderness??? And to add insult to injury our room was high enough so that we had to look at that dreaded castle again! Well, that was it! We checked out the next day and headed over to Universal to stay at one of their hotels. We figured what with all the money we'd spent at Disney ($19,279.00 so far, perhaps US could give us what we want).

Oh, our hotel at Universal was glorious. It was brand new and shiny and no distractions like animals or a castle, the serenity of the woods or the excitement of the BW or lakeview settings of the YC/BC (We almost made the mistake of staying there). No sir, Universal only charged us 19.99 for our room which overlookd a beautiful parking lot and gave us FOTL pases to all of the attractions (we like that this really pisses of the day trippers). We loved that the Universal employess aren't condescending like the Disney Cast Members...No sir, they don't speak respectfully in that 'suck up' tone of voice...No, no, no, they're just like you or me or like the employees at any fast food joint...You know, regular folks...None of that sissy 'please' & 'thank you' stuff...Heck we had to practically yell at some of them to get their attention. I like that...Real people!

So in closing don't stay at Disney. They crowd your personal space, time & energy with way to much stuff. Go elsewhere where you can be treated like regular people and ride the same 2 or 3 great rides over and over again...That way there you'll have no surprises...Which is what we all want on vacation, right?:cool: :cool: :bounce: :cool: :cool:

[Babblin'Boo]

I know that Disney's CMs are trained to deal with certain types of neurosis among some guests, but, for all you defend Universal, I am sure you aren't worth to them more than you're willing to pay and for your expression of loyalty they won't even reward you like they reward VIPs and members of the press... Not even a free lollipop for all that effort!

By the way, I just found out that HRH will charge resort guests $6 for parking their rental car out in the lot... Wow!

[J. Thornhill]

LOL! Very good Peter! You made my day!

[sudiequ]

LOL! consider me warned! ;)

[CaliforniaDreaming]

:rolleyes:

;) :cool: :D

[ripleysmom]

Boy it really must have stuck to be you Peter!! :D

[aahmom1]

LOL very funny!!

[dtuleya]

Peter -

How horrible for you....dialing WDW to change my woodsview room at WL...I can't imagine I have to look at a bunch of trees everytime I open the curtains. ;)

[Wantogo]

Peter
LOL! At first I thought you were a Universal employee.:D

[Mandy aka Minnie]

Great... Now I really dread the Walt Disney World Trips I'm being forced to go on this summer!!!! :D :D :D

[DisneyLisa]

Thanks for the chuckle.

Lisa

[Bob O]

Ive seen worse humor i guess, but why is it that somebody has to be so beholden to wdw that they cant realize what a excellant resort that the Portifino is!!!(or HRH). But apparently when one believes disney can do no wrong they have no ability to be objective!!!

[TigrLvsPooh]

OMG I thought you were totally serious at first! LMAO!!! :p

Sounds like you had a great trip! ;)

[caitycaity]

:D

[nuts4sn00py]

You are too funny! Kathy :wave:

[jwfla422]

Thanks for giving me the laugh of the day. Totally enjoyed your post!!

Eeeks, I just hate that castle view too:D :D :D

[kimmar067]

...LAST WEEK!!!! (LOL)

[Buzz2001]

Peter - you catch me every time. I always have to scroll back up to see if its you. Another gem! LOL!

[zurgswife]

Thanks for the laugh Peter...You had me for a minute there....

That darn castle lighting up is very annoying...I'd never stay anywhere near it...:D

[dreamflight99]

"Great Satire...& facetious jabbing at it's BEST!" Kudos to you for an impromptu lesson in reverse psychology and mirror-gazing! LOL!: Your post reads like a well-balanced verse...fabulous diction and adjectives, descriptions worthy of numerous accolades! My side hurts! I've printed copies to send to friends...(note to self: bring dark sunglasses, pins for drapes and real-world sarcasm for excessively polite and well-mannered Disney CM's!):D

[Eeyore2U]

Another classic my friend.

There are some people in this post that just don't get it.

BTW, what chapter is this?

[Kitty 34]

Loved your resort report!!!!:D :D :D

[Bennet]

Ya would think they would call an exterminator - that AKL has all kinds of strange looking thinks all around it.

[minijeanie]

Tell you one thing, I love Disney too. But you cannot beat FOTL acces passes and not waiting over an hour for a ride. Also HRH room are over 400 ft. compare that to the avg. 260 ft you get in the moderate hotels in Disney. Also, I paid $129 a night for HRH and $350 for Poly. Hmmmm......... wonder where I will be staying this year

[luvmy2sams]

<font face="Pooh">Thanks for the warning about the Wilderness Lodge woods view. I'll have to think about changing that...how annoying to actually have a view of trees!</font> :D :D :D

[JulesMom]

:D

[SandraC]

As soon as I got to "bug ugly castle" I was on the floor laughing! Very good! LOL! OH, BTW, I called WDW and they are moving the castle for you! Have a funny and wonderful day! Sandra

[plutospup]

this can only mean one thing...There must be horrible noisy birds in those trees! I'll never be able to relax! I'll have to bring my white noise machine with the sounds of busses and jackhammers.

[LemonDietCoke]

Oh my god, I am laughing out loud. :jester:

[Peter Pirate]

Thank you one and all...Well, almost!:D

I occasionally get very frustrated by the uneven comments and criticisims that we get here on the Resorts board & geez, I just gotta let 'er rip...

Thanks for appreciating my often warped sense of humor. Your kind comments make me feel like a legend in my own mind!:rolleyes:

Eeyore, my friend, I think we're still in the prologue...

And seriously, I think humor is something we all could use more of...At least I know I do!

Let me tell you about the DVC...Nahh that'll have to wait!;)
:cool: :cool: :bounce: :cool: :cool:

[Talking Hands]

ROFLMBO You have a truely warped sense of humour. I love it. :D :D :D

[epcotfan]

Thanks for the laughs Peter :D
Keep em' coming!:bounce:

[Eeyore2U]

Originally posted by Peter Pirate
Eeyore, my friend, I think we're still in the prologue...

I anxiously await the next verse!!!:D

[eeyore0062]

Well, I have to admit you had me going there for a minute! Too funny!!!:D

[melindaandrob]

ROFL I admit when I started to read this I thought "geez I hope somebody flamed this guy good!" LOL


Disney people are so weird....:D

[Dis-knee]

I really needed a laugh! Thanks

[chatty]

Peter,
That was GREAT!!!!

chatty

[cforza]

So true Peter, but I'm wondering when you went. You rode attractions 2 or 3 times? In one day or was this over the course of several weeks? When I was at WDW, about 4 weeks ago, I only wished I could ride the attractions 2 or 3 times. I couldn't even ride them once at MK 'cause it was so crowded. It would have been nice to use early entry, as we were staying on-site.

After our visit to WDW we did indeed stay at Universal, for, as you suggested, a significantly lower rate than Disney. Unfortunateley the Hard Rock also has a view of the Portofino Bay, beautifully lit at night, what a scene! The other alternative is to view IOA, again, all lit up at night. Thanks to heavy black out curtains, no room changes were necessary. And those rooms! They are decorated so beautifully I'm afraid no Disney resort will ever measure up. Horrors.

I'm also wery disturbed that our family will be forever spoiled by FOTL. What a difference not to wait in line! How will we ever face the lines at WDW! I felt bad when I saw the mere mortals in line, but my guilt faded rapidly when I realized how quickly we could get through the park and back to that wonderful pool and slide.

Peter what were you saying to those CM's that they weren't nice to you? Perhaps it was the Universal logo with the international "NO" sign over it, or perhaps it was the t-shirt that said "Universal sucks" or maybe it was just the mouse ears that turned them off. I can't imagine as the CM's at Universal were every bit as pleasant to us as those at WDW.

Will we demanding customers ever be fully satisfied? Apparently only if the goods are offered by a rodent.

[Peter Pirate]

Well, I thought I posted something most everybody would enjoy...Oh, I see that most everbody did... :rolleyes:
:cool: :cool: :bounce: :cool: :cool:

[Misti]

Thanks for the laugh. Your sarcasm gave me a smile, once again. ;)

[AF Brenda]

Thanks for the laughs Peter - I always enjoy the funny manner in which you put things into perspective.

And, as the poster said, some people will never be pleased!!

:cool:

[soccerchick]

:D Thanks for the laugh.

The only thing better than reading your "reports" is reading the replies of those few who are too serious to realize you hoodwinked them.

Looking forward to reading more...

[EUROPA]

Originally posted by cforza
So true Peter, but I'm wondering when you went. You rode attractions 2 or 3 times? In one day or was this over the course of several weeks? When I was at WDW, about 4 weeks ago, I only wished I could ride the attractions 2 or 3 times. I couldn't even ride them once at MK 'cause it was so crowded. It would have been nice to use early entry, as we were staying on-site.

After our visit to WDW we did indeed stay at Universal, for, as you suggested, a significantly lower rate than Disney. Unfortunateley the Hard Rock also has a view of the Portofino Bay, beautifully lit at night, what a scene! The other alternative is to view IOA, again, all lit up at night. Thanks to heavy black out curtains, no room changes were necessary. And those rooms! They are decorated so beautifully I'm afraid no Disney resort will ever measure up. Horrors.

I'm also wery disturbed that our family will be forever spoiled by FOTL. What a difference not to wait in line! How will we ever face the lines at WDW! I felt bad when I saw the mere mortals in line, but my guilt faded rapidly when I realized how quickly we could get through the park and back to that wonderful pool and slide.

Peter what were you saying to those CM's that they weren't nice to you? Perhaps it was the Universal logo with the international "NO" sign over it, or perhaps it was the t-shirt that said "Universal sucks" or maybe it was just the mouse ears that turned them off. I can't imagine as the CM's at Universal were every bit as pleasant to us as those at WDW.

Will we demanding customers ever be fully satisfied? Apparently only if the goods are offered by a rodent.


Your correct it makes you wonder why they even try when they go in with blinders on? Its like its drilled into their head " must ride another spinner...must ride another spinner".

[WDWalways]

This post cracked me up!!! "Big Ugly Castle" !!!
That's the funniest thing I've read in my life!!!
I do have to add, if you want to stay at a property similiar to the Disney Moderates but pay Disney Deluxe rates make sure to check out Universal's Portofino Bay Resort - You won't be disappointed!!! LOL!!:D

[tigger'spal]

Peter you had me for while.... i thought you were crazy

[Tluvs2talk]

I thought you were totaly INSANE!!!!:D :cool: :D

[raidermatt]

Excellent job once again, Mr. Pirate.

But you know, there's always a few...

who prefer parking lot views from great heights...

who don't really care what they do as long as there isn't a line for it...

who feel the Magic emanating from......Woody Woodpecker...

who find attentive customer service "uncomfortable"...

who need to drag down #1 to feel better...


Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

[Terry S]

Too Funny.... I was reading your post and talking to my mom... she was saying "Terry... Terry....Terry" I was like "oh, yea, hold on, this person is nuts".. Then it hit me and I said to her "okay, I can talk now. Thanks for the laugh... ugly castle..... LOL.

[yesdisneyfool]

Peter Pirate, great job.
When is the next chapter coming out.

To pass on some news, I've just gotten off the phone with my friends at Disney and they have stopped all plans to develope another resort.

They will focus all time and energy on the development for a new Resort ITWASFUN (for the Insane, Twisted, Weird, Always, Stupendious(sp), Fabulous, and Utterly Nuts").

The rooms will be 12 x 12 with white padding and a small window 3 x 3 (so that the CM's can see when we're gone). The going rate is undetermined at this time (I get the feeling it will be similar to the cost of a straignt jacket.)

Thanks for the laugh.:D

[yensid1071]

This is just too funny! I have to admit, during our stay at the WL we had first floor wilderness view. The horror! And yet somehow Disney tried to make up for it by putting rabbits just outside our window/sliding glass door the next morning eating grass and hopping around. They had to be animatronic, right? I mean, they couldn't really have *REAL* bunnies hopping around, could they? Nah. But I got em on video to prove they were there - real or not! And the authentic smell of a roaring fire with the burning wood outside the lodge. It was so real that my allergies kicked in. Oh, wait, it *WAS* real. That was one of the years they had wildfires nearby...never mind.

Disclaimer: The preceding note contained no references to US, IOA or any properties affiliated with said theme park(s). This note makes no assumptions or comments on the enjoyment factor and/or value of said theme park(s)/resort or any perks they may offer. But hey, I still like WDW better. That's just IMO.

[barreloflaughs]

raidermatt said:

theres always a few...who prefer parking lot views from great heights...

No need to drag Disneyland into this discussion!;)

carl
barrel of laughs

'I'm from New Jersey.
I don't expect too much.
If the world ended today
I would adjust'
J.Gorka

[halfway there]

I just had to say that this is the very first post I read ever! (Took me awhile to get registered!) What an introduction to the board. I love it!

[ellyn2000]

You are so creative!!! Thanks for reminding us to not be so serious....

[BounceyOne]

Pirate Pete, I see you have it rough, you deserve a vacation :)

[Ladyhawke10]

I had missed this one when it was first posted, Mr. Pirate. I love these trip reports...they help keep things in perspective :flower:
Have you ever compared notes with some of the reports on tripadvisor? :rotfl2:

[patrenoe]

Thanks for the laugh. :moped:

[ztam3]

:rotfl:

[Ladyhawke10]

My family and I just returned from a vacation where we switched hotels three times to best experience the so-called magic. Boy were we dissappointed!

You'd think Disney could warn you about these 'special circumstances' ahead of time so a person could make other arrangements...Well, we just kept the curtains closed so we weren't bothered by that infernal light!

From AKL we moved to the WL and our luck continued. We had a room that looked out at the woods! Can you believe it? At the Wildernss Lodge we actually had to look at wilderness??? And to add insult to injury our room was high enough so that we had to look at that dreaded castle again! Well, that was it!

So in closing don't stay at Disney. :cool: :bounce: :cool: :cool:

my favorite sections... :banana:
Yes, they should have definitely warned you of any upcoming 'special circumstances!' ;) Sorry the bad light kept you up all night!!!

The dreaded castle view was my favorite part :rotfl2:

[Eeyore2003]

My god, I was ready to write you a "polite" but kind of "nasty" note!!! Then I read what other people said and noticed it was you and you've done this before!!! WHEW!!! Really, you're vacation sounded very relaxing, except for all the moving. Don't know if I'd like that.

The parking lot vs the castle REALLY got me!!!:eek: LOL

[DAWGPOUNDAJ]

Sheesh Peter....And I suppose the AKL refuses to muzzle the animals to keep them quiet at night too? FOR SHAME!!!

:rotfl:

[stemikger]

I feel for you. I would be really pissed off if I had to see that castle at every resort. Man - you are much more easy going then I am because I would demand a refund. LOL. I enjoyed it.

[tlbwriter]

Wow... I'm glad someone bumped this old thread. I was going to waste my money on a WDW vacation, but now I'm cancelling it! Universal all the way, baby!!! :rotfl2:

[chrissyc]

Ok I am rolling on the floor laughing... :rotfl2: I am new to this board and I was like WHAT! Big ugly castle! Then I realized you were kidding. Very Funny! By the way, what room were you in and what building? I am going Wed and I love big ugly castles!

[kimmar067]

It must have been a LIVING NIGHTMARE for you.... :rotfl:

[dreamingdisney]

OMG you really had me going there for a while!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[tinknsnow]

Oh, nooooooo! Not the castle! :eek:

Are you the guy who started that hilarious "Room Request" thread? Maybe I need to suscribe to your threads. :earboy2:

[cbusby]

I'm going to cancel my ressie and go to Busch Gardens for the day at least they don't have a big ugly castle..........and Universal what's that !!!!! Spending a week at the World seems it will be really boring.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Ladyhawke10]

Oh, nooooooo! Not the castle! :eek:

Are you the guy who started that hilarious "Room Request" thread? Maybe I need to suscribe to your threads. :earboy2:

I'm nearly positive it wasn't pirate who started that one (do you mean the "draft your best room request letter" thread?), but I agree about the need for humor on the DIS. So much fun to be had w/ human nature and it's promotes well being not to take things too seriously :banana:

[DissyLove]

Woods? At the WILDERNESS LODGE??? Thanks for the warning, Peter, I will make sure to request a parking lot view if I ever stay there. :rotfl:

[edcrbnsoul]

2002... how far back did you go to find this ?? LOL

[cpbjgc]

....
We figured what with all the money we'd spent at Disney ($19,279.00 so far, perhaps US could give us what we want).


You must be the Guru of the Budget Board to come in that low! What's the secret? :confused3

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[bugsy]

OMG..now I'm worried that disney will force me to look out everyday at
water at the YC!! and I was sooooooo looking forward to the parking
lot! :rotfl2: :boat:

[crcormier]

Very funny trip report! I was grimacing when I started, wondering what the heck your problem was! :)

Ive seen worse humor i guess, but why is it that somebody has to be so beholden to wdw that they cant realize what a excellant resort that the Portifino is!!!(or HRH). But apparently when one believes disney can do no wrong they have no ability to be objective!!!

Bob, I don't think he was really trying to put down the Universal resorts, (I've stayed at the Royal Pacific, and enjoyed it very much.) I think he was just trying to do a send up of some of the recent 'bad' trip reports that have popped up that basically say Disney stinks, Universal rocks, why do you people waste your money?

[tinkssister]

Gasp!!!!!

:eek:

Not a CASTLE!!!!!

:rotfl:

[kimmar067]

OMG..now I'm worried that disney will force me to look out everyday at
water at the YC!! and I was sooooooo looking forward to the parking
lot! :rotfl2: :boat:

...it's STILL not too late to put in a request for a view of 'le` receptacle du' gar-bajjjj', but of course you know it's "first come, first serve"!!! [LOL] :teeth:

[allforpooh]

Thanks for the chuckle, I'm glad someone revived this thread I must of missed it the first time around.....

Denise

[bugsy]

...it's STILL not too late to put in a request for a view of 'le` receptacle du' gar-bajjjj', but of course you know it's "first come, first serve"!!! [LOL] :teeth:
yeah, maybe I should fax them an updated room request for the french
view you mentioned (it is an epcot resort, after all) :rotfl2:

[MickeyMacks]

No sir, Universal only charged us 19.99 for our room which overlookd a beautiful parking lot and gave us FOTL pases to all of the attractions (we like that this really pisses of the day trippers).

Got a kick out of this - I've never been to Universal so don't know what FOTL stands for there. I see this, I think Fruit of the Loom passes - LOL

[Tiggerlover91]

Got a kick out of this - I've never been to Universal so don't know what FOTL stands for there. I see this, I think Fruit of the Loom passes - LOL


FOTL=Front Of The Line in reference to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventures.

Fruit of the Loom Passes...... :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Buzz'sBetterHalf]

Great thread! Reminds me of some other threads I've read here.

[minijeanie]

Ive seen worse humor i guess, but why is it that somebody has to be so beholden to wdw that they cant realize what a excellant resort that the Portifino is!!!(or HRH). But apparently when one believes disney can do no wrong they have no ability to be objective!!!


totally agree with you.. I love disney but am just as happy at HRH as well.

and if you want to really be nit picky...hrh rooms are well over 330 sq feet
compare that to AKL & WL where you can bearly change your mind in that room.. and I find both US and WDW employees to be equally nice

FOTL passes are exquisite. my kids hate to to to WDW after a trip to US....

so.....both parks offer different things....

I love both of them equally and quite personally

would pick a HRH room any day(barring seeing the castle) over any WDW hotel...

[Jakesmom504]

:D


I had to pause and look at your picture! :cloud9:

[DizzyBell]

Very Funny..... made me laugh....

:hourglass 7 days to go!

pirate: 11 months till Jack is Back!

[tubachick]

Thanks this one woke me up this morning!! :rotfl2:

[mickeymousemom]

That's it...I'm cancelling my POR ressies and staying offsite! Thanks for the heads up. I was just getting ready to make the final payment on my trip. Now I just hope the parks don't disappoint! :sad2: :rotfl:

[coachyo]

:cool1:

Thanks for an enjoyable read. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Threads like this should be revived more often!!!


Thanks, YO

:earsboy: :earsgirl: princess: princess:

[glawgirl]

I love all of all of the Disney parks but I must agree with some on this board. You cannot compare the rooms at any Disney resort with the rooms and perks at the Hard Rock Hotel and the Portofino Bay Hotel. Front of the line access and the free boat ride from the hotel to the parks is priceless. Also, the rooms at the Disney resorts all seem so generic. Disney hotels have a great facade and beautiful lobbies but once you get up to your room - it's a whole different story - unless you are staying at one of their top suites. I've stayed at the Contemporary and at the Key West Resort - I would rather stay at the Portofino or the Hard Rock any day. For one I get to bring my eskie Dante with me. We always get there at 7:30 a.m. and our room is ready. We always deal with the same concierge who has been there for-ever and gets us any kind of reservation we need with a smile on her face. We get late check out and we get free cookies and cold milk delivered to our room. What else can you ask for?

[weeyore33]

:rolleyes1 got me! hahaha

[Lilolvr]

needed a good laugh after reading about the cashews. thanks! :rotfl2:

[WillCAD]

Excellent job once again, Mr. Pirate.

But you know, there's always a few...

who prefer parking lot views from great heights...

who don't really care what they do as long as there isn't a line for it...

who feel the Magic emanating from......Woody Woodpecker...

who find attentive customer service "uncomfortable"...

who need to drag down #1 to feel better...


Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

There are always a few who feel the need to denegrate those who like something different than they do...

Who like the idea of actually parking CLOSE to the park and not in direct sunlight during 90-degree weather - or in the open during those bursts of Florida's famous Liquid Sunshine...

Who like it when attractions they like don't have lines - or if they can skip the lines and go right in...

Whose hearts and spirits are open to more than one kind of Magic...

Who believe that "customer service" is defined strictly by Mikey wake up calls and towel animals...

Who constantly feel the need to call their favorite stuff #1 and ignore the fact that DIFFERENT is not the same thing as INFERIOR...

--------------------------------------------

There are numerous threads on the DIS and on just about every other Disney-related board where Disney lovers like us complain about those poor souls who don't "get" Disney are make fun of our love for the place. Those poor souls don't realize that our feelings are hurt by their snide comments and laughter - or maybe they don't care.

I have always found it to be sadly ironic that so many of those same people whose feelings are hurt by others' snide comments about Disney are the same people who feel the need to make snide comments about Universal, despite the fact that those snide comments hurt MY feelings as much as the snide comments about Disney hurt THEIR feelings.

Universal is a great place. I love it as much as I love WDW. If you don't, that's okay by me, but I ask that you have as much respect for my feelings toward Uni as you want others to have for your feelings about Disney.

[dennisnlisab96]

VERY VERY funny!!! I hope my next trp is better than yours was!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

[Hugpug]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Help I can't stop :rotfl2:

[annie1995]

I totally feel your "pain"! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thanks for the good laugh, I needed one, since I am having the back home from Disney Blues.

[lordhavemercy]

how close i was to making such a horrendous mistake...AKL...is definitely off my list....along with the POLY...(i've had an abnormal fear of castles since a childhood mishap)...
we will surely make plans to stay elsewhere...TG we found this forum...


in time....

[wdwdavem]

LOL :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Great way to start my monday morning. Thanks for the laugh.

[Gaiusrex]

I'll be fine as long as they don't allow children at the resorts.

[Badllamamama]

Time to revisit :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2

[Buzz'sBetterHalf]

Too funny! :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[kimmar067]

....worth another bump!

[kerry34]

Thanks for the bump on this one. Even though I read it before, it gave me more laughs!!! :rotfl:

[Caylin]

Oh, that's just funny! I do so hope that on my March trip I won't have to look at the rose gardens at POR! Looking at flowers and neatly gardened courtyards just makes me sick! :lmao:

[cindyfan]

:lmao: :lmao:
Once again..... this thread is reincarnated!! :lmao:
Great laugh on a really gloomy day in Ohio!!! :goodvibes
Thanks :goodvibes

[cinmell]

:thumbsup2 :lmao:

[eblack0409]

LOL.....I had to keep reading to realize you weren't serious!!!!!!! :rotfl2:

[Shelby5514]

What an outrage! Disney could take a lesson or two from the BMV as to how to treat a customer! ;)

[heaven2dc]

Now I'm wondering if I'll have to view that darn silly clown or actually be put in a "preferred view" overlooking that pesky boardwalk on our next trip at BWV - guess will have to keep the curtains closed (wouldn't want those flashy fireworks keeping me awake). I can really empathize with you ;)


P.S. OMG you had me laughing so hard - thanks! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Buzz2001]

This is a great post!

[dolphin01]

Time for a bump. I've read too many "I expect" posts again.

[Johnnyfairplay]

Not that is a good one Peter Pirate! :rotfl2: :lmao: :thumbsup2



johnny

[JPN4265]

:rotfl2:

[kimmar067]

Of ALL the resorts at WDW, AKL is DEFINITELY the worst...that's why I'm going back in August....to MAKE SURE.... :teeth: !

[hallie615]

:rotfl2: ha ha

[faeflora]

Totally brought a smile and laugh to my morning :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Nikki&Me]

You scared me... thought you lost a few brain cells during your long journey to WDW... PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAD A GREAT AND MAGICAL TIME!

[Lilolvr]

needed a laugh. sounds like some of the recent return posts I've read. :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

[helenm29]

Does anyone ever ACTUALLY BELIEVE what you write? I need to find out where to get an imagination like yours. :woohoo: :woohoo: Helen